Catch her!
That way! Don't let her get away!
You've got nowhere to go!
Gotcha!
Keep cool, sweetheart.
Taz!
Don't move!
It's you and me, filthy traitor.
My name is Angelino,
and this shithole is Dark Meat City.
I was born here. I'll probably die here too.
Dark. Meat. City.
D.M.C.:
Desperate, Miserable, Crap.
I'm 22 and I deliver pizzas.
They pay. I deliver. Basta.
No complications. Life's hard enough.
Especially with a mug like mine.
In this school called life, I barely passed.
But I'm not complaining. So many others dropped out.
Get the fuck out, bums!
Damn, I hate this city!
You never know what's gonna hit you.
Get back here! I'll pluck your feathers!
I could have carried on, same old shit every day,
no questions asked...
until that very moment!
They say that love stories
always end badly.
But what do I know?
I've never been in love!
Never kept a job for more than three weeks.
I must be a loser. Or something.
I need to find another job, fast. I can't count on Vinz.
No one'll hire that hothead.
We'll never get outta this town.
It's survival of the fittest at its finest.
Just one wrong look and you end up on the wrong side of evolution.
The rule is: Keep your head down and your mouth shut.
I know people think I'm a loser.
I just wanna go home, you know?
Put your head in a bag, ese!
And in one piece, if possible.
Finally. Hotel Guadalupe, my own private purgatory.
I've lived here for four years, but it feels like a life sentence.
Diablo has him against...
- Vinz? - Yeah?
What's with the mess?
We really gotta clean up; looks like a war zone in here!
Oh, man, what the fuck happened to your face, bro?
Big-ass truck hit me outta nowhere.
Peeps can't drive for shit in this town.
So I got fired.
Again?
Yeah.
You feed the roaches yet?
Not enough on the floor? Gotta feed 'em too?
Floor's nasty.
Roaches'll get sick if you don't feed 'em right.
I don't know how we're gonna do it, Vinz.
Rent's two months late, we got no jobs...
I know Lucha Última's on, but we gotta figure shit out.
You think Willy's got any ideas?
Fuckin' Willy? You're kidding, right?
Here, roachies! Come to Papa.
Uncle Lino's got a treat for you.
There's more of you guys today!
Your roaches freak me out, man!
They symbolize squalor for a reason...
That Diablo sure can deliver!
Yeah.
They're taking over our whole crib, man.
With that many roaches, it's no wonder our lives are fucked up.
You know what'd really suck?
If even they deserted our crib.
Hey, Gizmo!
Go back to Chinatown, marica!
We live in dark times. The threat of terrorism has never...
Oh, my head!
Woah, you look rough, Lino.
Nightmares all night long.
My scooter accident messed up my head.
Maybe you should see a doc.
You might have cracked your skull. Could be serious.
I can't stand doctors. They make you pay for bad news.
Fuck, no! I fear the worst.
- Shit! - Open up, it's me!
I can hear the TV. I know you're there!
Don't be like that.
I can see the flame on your head, Vinz, I know you're in there!
Oh, no, not Willy!
Yo, bat-shit!
What's with all the racket in the hallway?
Fuck, we gotta let him in or he's gonna tear him to pieces.
He's so fucking annoying!
What took so long? What're you doing? Blowing each other?
Shut the fuck up! My head's gonna burst.
What's with the dude next door?
I can yell if I want. It's a free country, right?
Am I right or not?
Willy, please shut the fuck up.
Wha...
We will strike them day and night, until they...
Still with this terrorist crap? So where are they hiding?
He makes it sound like they're hiding up our butts.
Ha! I mean, look at that guy there! See his face?
Showing a face like that on TV, that's terrorism!
Boomshaka, boom! Ratatatata!
Aww, man, my hot dog!
Seriously, dunno how the fuck you live with them filthy bugs everywhere?
Those things carry diseases and shit.
So, what did you come to tell us?
You know, I just stopped by to see what you guys up to.
It's a beautiful day to chill.
You need fresh air.
You look like something out of Walking Dead.
Shut up, Willy! Diablo always wins.
Everyone knows that shit's fake. I could do that stuff.
- What? - Ah, shit!
No way with your bone structure.
I fucking hate the bus.
But there's less chance of catching a stray bullet.
Dark Meat City is worse than it sounds.
The city's gonna eat you up alive.
Only question is when.
Me and Vinz talk a lot about skipping town.
But we don't even have a car. And the bus just goes in circles.
No... for real.
We're no better than these other zombies. No money, no ambition, no hope.
We're not even shadows of ourselves.
Earth to Lino!
Huh? Yeah, I'm here.
This freak just passed by, and I swear I saw...
Never mind.
Finally! We're free!
What we gonna eat, guys?
You owe me a hot dog, remember.
Diablo can eat a whole bowl of...
just to fire him up!
You look like shit, Lino.
What the hell is that?
Let's go get you some food, Lino. Set you right.
Maybe Vinz is right,
Probably cracked my skull when that truck hit me.
Or maybe worse.
Something that turns your brain to mush.
Something really nasty that makes you go nuts.
And kills you two weeks later.
Lino, you don't look so good. You wanna just go home and chill?
It's like I'm seeing things, weird things and...
Look at that guy over there.
Don't you notice anything weird? Look at him!
Nope. Like what?
You didn't see his shadow? Like a weird Batman.
With tentacles and shit coming out of his head?
Don't look at me like I'm crazy.
Well, you see...
What's wrong with me?
Listen, the sun's baking your brains, dude.
Right. Let's get some shade. I'll be better.
Let's go to Pipo's.
Pipo's again? Is that the only place you know?
The mercury has hit another record high today,
with temperatures soaring 4 degrees above the seasonal norm...
Record my ass. It's those chem-trails in the sky...
Ruining the climate just so we buy more soda.
And then what? They sell you chips and...
Lino!
then more soda. More chips. It's a conspiracy!
Yo, Lino, check out that tasty little thing!
She's looking at us.
See how she looked at you, bro? Lucky 8 ball.
Señorita.
Time to go, guys.
Wait, Lino.
Wait up! We still gotta pay the bill.
Gracias, but this is too much.
It's cool. Keep the change!
A nap sounds good right about now.
I get gas, it's genetic.
Like being a chicken-shit?
Who you calling chicken-shit? I'm hardcore, man!
Ha! Hear that, Lino?
Hey, see the three guys in black suits?
I think they've been following us.
Where!?
Don't be so obvious, dumb-ass!
You mean Mr. Shoelace over there?
Yeah.
And his pals. They're on our tail.
WHO ARE THESE SHADY MEN IN BLACK?
Who the hell would follow us?
There, Mr. Paranoid, happy now?
What's up with you since this morning?
Still think I'm seeing things?
Let's just ask 'em what they want.
Dude, did you see them? Go on, we'll watch from far away.
Lino, what do we do?
We go into ninja mode.
We turn the corner, and as soon as they can't see us, we run for it.
Hurry!
Get 'em!
What the fuck do they want?
Slow down! I... I...
Stop or I'll shoot!
Oh, fuck. He pulled out a gun!
Wait? What?
Move your asses!
Watch out behind you, Angelino!
My turn now.
Come on, Lino! Can't stay here!
Vinz, did you grab his gun?
This isn't GTA, dude!!
I wonder what those guys wanted.
They wanted to kill us! Duh!
The whole damn city's nuts.
But why? Did you see their clothes?
They weren't local dealers - more like hit men.
Maybe they were after someone else.
Yeah, sure. We look just like someone else.
Maybe they're CIA?
Yeah, right!
They wanted to know where you were when JFK got shot.
There! A shooting star! Did you see it?
No? Where?
In the sky. Where else, dumb-ass?
I just missed it, that's all. Sky's big.
Like, yeah, sky's huge. I mean huge!
Another one!
I saw it that time. Make a wish, guys!
You gonna make a wish, Lino?
Me...
I just wanna be...
a somebody.
The operation's a go.
One in the hall. Three on the roof.
Neutralize suspect.
Damn fucking shitty TV from hell!
It's picking up every signal in the whole damn city!
Wait!
Stop slapping the TV, man.
Sounds like police chatter. Listen.
Operation Blackhead is a go! Go, go, go!
Did he say "black head"?
Quiet the fuck down in the ha...
Contact in 10 seconds.
Something weird's going on outside!
5 seconds.
- What the... - Contact!
Vinz, get your ass over here and give me a hand! Now! Fuck!
Status?
This is my place. Get the hell out!
Did you just kill a cop?
We're fucked. Seriously fucked!
Not just yet.
Grenade!
Come on, Lino, time to get the fuck out!
Over here, dumb-ass!
How'd he do that?
Lino, hurry!
That was insane! You eat a ninja turtle or what?
Shit.
Don't tell me you killed them.
Two shit stains against an elite squad.
It was the black-headed kid, right?
I knew it. He's finally waking up.
Boss is gonna be pissed.
That kid's a ticking time bomb.
We have to stop him fast while we still can.
¿Un suplex, serio? ¡Eso son mamadas!
¿Qué quieres que te diga?
Getting hard to work with El Diablo. He's nuts in the ring.
Chill out. Don't hold it against him.
He's El Diablo...
He's tough on us but he gives the crowd what they want.
Look. Now that's totally a sign!
Lemme guess? A cockroach?
Cut it out with your signs.
They're bullshit.
A roach on your towel, the Virgin on your rear view mirror,
and a "flaming skull"... Where was that?
On my cheese sandwich. In Aguascalientes.
On your cheese sandwich in Aguascalientes!
You need a decoder, 'cause your signs aren't real clear.
Stop looking for prophecies in every skid mark!
It's gonna drive you totally nuts!
You can't accept that we're Guardians.
As Guardians, we must be hyper aware of our environment!
He's right.
It was by deciphering signs
that the ancients understood their true destinies.
Every generation had its own battle.
We'll get tagged in.
We're not a generation of useless Guardians.
Exactly!
But why a cockroach?
What does it mean?
We must be patient. Watchful.
And when the world needs us, we'll know.
WHO ARE THESE MYSTERIOUS WRESTLERS?
The Lucha Última fighters are descended from the Eagle and Jaguar tribes.
The Aztec warrior elite.
Masters of the Mística, the art of unraveling the mysteries of destiny,
they've fought to keep us safe from the underworld since time immemorial.
Today's luchadores have no epic battles to wage,
but they stay in shape with intense daily training.
They make a living fighting in spectacular choreographed shows.
Give him to me!
Mama.
Where is the child?
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
I beg you, protect my two loves!
Again. Where is the kid?
For the last time. Where is he?
Just one favor, please.
Don't shoot me in the head.
The bitch was playing us from the beginning.
The kid must belong gone by now.
Better not go straight to voicemail. This is my last quarter.
Yeah!
Two seconds, I'm coming.
- Yeah. - Hello, Willy.
Is that you?
Look, do you think you find us another hideout...
I told you not to call me at home.
I'm not getting mixed up in your shit!
Place is way too ghetto. I'm cool, but Vinz...
Ghetto, my ass. What did you expect? Cesar's Palace?
What's up with all the beeping?
You shoot up some cops and you want a five-star hotel?
Thanks for the help, but really we can't stay here.
You got a plan B? Somewhere safer? I dunno?
What am I, your travel agent?
That's all I got.
Don't even think about crashing my place!
Sorry, I'm tied up in something.
Willy, you don't get it! We're really in deep shit...
Damn! He hung up.
Those assholes hung up on me!
Mofo wearin' green!
We can't stay here, Lino.
I feel like a steak in a kennel of pit bulls.
Your shirt was the wrong color.
We're good now, right?
Yeah, for now.
I know this isn't ideal, but at least the cops won't look for us here.
Not here. They're not that crazy.
Great, that makes me feel sooo much better!
Listen, we keep our heads down. Don't wave green under their noses.
It'll be fine. You'll see.
Stay out of sight.
Same as always.
Hey, you!
You're in Grapz territory. Where you two going?
"Give no unproportioned thought his act."
That's by Shakespeare.
Look, our friend Willy, well...
It's a bit complicated, but...
Uhh... uhh... so, um...!
"It's not enough to speak, but to speak true."
Willy knows a guy, who knows a guy...
Shit!
Dirty mofos!
Fucking green Limz!
C'mon, Vinz! This way!
It's another of Willy's shitholes, but it's got a roof and walls.
That's all that matters now.
We'll wait here 'till shit blows over.
Man! Even the crows look at you funny around here.
They say cats can travel hundreds of miles to find their owner.
If only my roaches could do that.
If we're lucky, we'll get shot before we starve.
Let's turn ourselves in to the cops.
They'll figure out it's all just a big mistake.
Ya think?
Why didn't you say that to the Robocops trying to kill us yesterday?
Looks like you found the prize at the bottom of the box.
Do we even have electricity?
are very dangerous. They're wanted for first-degree murder,
violence against the police, and conspiracy...
What the fuck?
If you see these individuals,
do not approach them.
Call the police hotline.
Woah, no way, Vinz. Don't tell me you still wanna turn yourself in?
Wait, what's he saying?
Listen. Shh. Turn it up!
Contact the police hotline at...
No, no, no!
We were in deep shit before but it just got a whole lot deeper, man!
The dudes around here, do you think they're the type to rat us out?
Down to business, okay?
You three, with me. Everyone else stay...
Check out the suits! Y'all lost?
Hey you, big boy!
You got a muzzle for your mutt?
- Who you callin' a mutt? - Shut it!
And that, you hear that?
Bam. You need a new suit, sucka!
Shit!
Take care of the kids, I've got the rest!
What's the problem? Move your ass!
Those kids are top priority!
Vinz, they're here.
Come on, Vinz! Move!
They're running. Out the back!
Get to your cars! We'll catch 'em.
"All the world's a stage,"
"and all the men and women merely players."
"Tis now the witching time of night,"
"when churchyards yawn and"
"hell itself breathes out contagion"
"to this world."
"Now could I drink hot blood and do such bitter business as..."
"To be or not to be? That is the question."
I can quote Shakespeare too, scumbag.
Drive.
Shoulda stayed in your 'hood.
This is Palm Hill.
You hear me, bro?
What's that voodoo shit?
What is that thing?
What the fuck is that?
Huh?
It's, it's that shadow.
Lino, what are you doing?
Lino, what the hell was that?
Wait, Lino.
This one's got keys.
We're not selling snow cones! Turn that off!
Drive.
Dude, what are you doing?
Wiseguy. I've never driven one of these.
Shit!
Come on, come on!
Targets ahead!
They found us!
Fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON?
WHERE ARE THESE HORRIBLE TENTACLED CREATURES FROM?
THE MOVIES HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS INSANE!
AND HOW DOES VINZ STAY ALIVE WITH HIS HEAD ON FIRE?
Did I say that?
Looks like you missed.
Shut up and drive!
Vinz! Gotta slow 'em down!
Do something. Anything.
Fast!
Wipe that shit off!
Yes!
Bastards!
Shit!
Vinz, did we lose 'em?
They're still on us!
Here, Vinz. See if it's loaded.
Huh? What'd you say?
Empty your clip into those fuckers!
What the...
The cops have joined the party.
Lino. Lino, red light!
Hang tight!
I'm gonna kill you!
We lost 'em this time!
Lino...
No fucking way!
They're worse than leeches!
Vinz, sit your ass down and buckle up!
What? Seat belt?
It's all or nothing now!
No, no, no, no!
Alive. We're alive.
They can't have gone far. Downtown's airtight.
Start where they've been spotted.
Get every man on the job and tighten the net.
The kid is special.
If he really can tell Machos from humans,
then we really are up shit creek.
I knew I'd find you again one day, kid.
It's time to finish the job.
The Palm Hill neighborhood became a war-zone this afternoon,
for reasons as yet unknown.
In response to police action,
the longtime rival gangs, the Grapz and the Limz
became allies to resist...
Palm Hill is still the scene of pitched battles,
that are now spreading to nearby neighborhoods.
Thank you, Sarah. What else can you tell us?
Sources suggest at least ten killed, and over fifty wounded.
This is Sarah Cramer, live from Palm Hill.
We'll keep bringing you updates throughout the night,
as these riots unfold
on the south side of Dark Meat City.
A breaking newsflash with a shocking development!
We have numerous eyewitness accounts and our phone lines are flooded.
A huge colony of insects has been seen leaving the city, heading to the desert.
Espirito, your sign!
No one knows what started all this but...
if the cockroaches are fleeing our city,
what hope is there for the rest of us?
You think Pipo's gonna remember the big tip I left?
I don't think this is such a good idea.
How long has it been since we ate something?
I'm starving, Lino. This is bad.
I'm so hungry!
Do you even see Pipo?
Her...
No, Lino, don't go in!
Trust me.
So that's how we got mixed up in this mess.
We have no idea why.
I believe you.
I can tell you're good guys.
Don't take it wrong, but you don't look all that dangerous.
But, seriously, you can't hide forever.
There's a lot of ways to prove you're innocent.
And they've got a million ways to frame us.
You look like you've had a bad day. For you. Please.
Isn't it weird that Pipo's not back yet?
Get off me! I know my rights!
Two moths drawn to the light.
You did well, Luna.
For once.
Those idiots threw themselves to the wolves.
I freaked out the first time I saw those things, too.
Until I realized they're not the freaks of nature.
We are.
Mama.
Papa.
We finally meet, Angelino.
Who are you?
What do you want from us?
And where's Vinz?
The real question is:
Who are you? Do you even know?
We brought you here for your own good, Angelino.
Haven't you ever felt different from the rest of the world?
As for me, you may call me Mr. K.
We are the Machos, spawned from the dark matter of the universe.
Have you ever felt a sudden rage course through your entire being?
A sudden, uncontrollable desire for destruction?
I know what you're thinking.
Your father was like you.
He was one of us.
He might have been our greatest asset,
until fell in love and broke our most fundamental law.
Never breed with a human.
Macho blood flows through you, Angelino.
Your father was wrong to entrust you to the humans.
You're not one of them, and you know it.
You belong to the Master Race, yet you live a miserable life,
in a miserable city surrounded by miserable people,
who despise you because you're different.
Those you call your friends are failures,
who keep you from reaching your true potential.
It's time to spread your wings, Angelino.
Come join your own kind.
When you return to your cell, you will kill your friend.
You will kill him and put an end to this miserable life
you've been living since your secret birth.
You will kill him and take your rightful place.
Abandon your humanity
and embrace your true nature.
Trust me, Angelino. We are offering you a true family.
Huh? Kill Vinz?
He's ready. Take Luna to him.
Kill Vinz?
I must...
Angelino.
I know you must be so confused right now.
I've been through it, too.
You need to accept who you really are.
Don't fight it.
Please, think about it, Angelino.
Together, you and I could do great things.
Kill Vinz...
Resistance is futile, Angelino.
Dark Meat City is just phase one.
We have infiltrated the economic and financial strata of this city.
Soon, the entire nation will belong to us.
Thanks to Congress voting in new laws,
we can travel unhindered all over the globe.
The earth is our playground,
and we feed off the negative energy
that seeps like nauseating magma from the pores of you humans.
And, believe me,
when it comes to negative energy,
this planet's resources are inexhaustible.
Don't move, Angelino.
I'll come back for you.
Lino?
I...
I just want to be...
a somebody.
Mommy's here, sweetie.
I'll always be here.
Kill Vinz...
He's in a state of shock.
Release him and take him to his skull-headed friend.
Let him make his choice.
For the first time in his miserable existence,
he's the master of his own fate.
If his friend is still alive in the morning...
kill them both.
With all due respect, Sir...
I don't understand. Why give him a chance?
If he's that powerful, why not eliminate him right away?
My dear Mr. Macchabee,
that's the difference between our species.
While you humans massacre each other all over your planet,
we Machos
have infinite respect for our brothers,
for we share a common ideal.
But I don't expect you to grasp such a concept.
Dismissed.
Yes, Sir.
And in the future, never question my authority again.
Father, you said I couldn't survive off the base...
that I was the only hybrid, and humans were worthless.
So how come he...?
Is that the worthless life you want?
Not now, Luna. I have more important things to do.
Go make yourself useful elsewhere
and stop acting like a spoiled brat for once!
Where are these damn roaches taking us?
We should give up. It doesn't make any sense.
Angelino! I was so scared! I was freakin' out!
I thought they'd killed you!
But you're back, bro! You're really back!
Angelino? It is you, right?
We're leaving. Must go.
What? Leave?
Have you seen this place? It's a military bunker!
Guards and cameras all over the place.
Makes Guantanamo look like summer camp!
They don't want us to ever get out.
They ran tests on me, Angelino. Tests.
Electrodes on my head, my body... And other places!
What's the deal, huh? We were getting by okay.
You shouldn't have trusted that bitch at Pipo's.
I told you something about her wasn't right,
but you went all Romeo.
You sure scored, huh?
Good job. Now look where your crush got us!
Put a sock in it!
Vinz, I don't feel so good.
Stay back! I... I...
Lino?
I can't control it... Stay back!
You're freakin' me out!
I said...
Keep away from me!
You're hurting me!
Lino, stop it!
There is no Lino! Lino is gone!
I'm not who you think I am.
There never was any Lino.
If you only knew who I truly am!
You miserable being, do you even knew who I am?
You... are... my friend.
Friend?
That old guy was right. I am a fucking monster.
Holy shit! What did they do to you in there?
I'm so sorry, Vinz.
I don't understand.
There's this thing inside me that...
Stop your yapping!
Or our nightsticks'll give you something to yap about!
Fucking scumbags!
No dinner for you shits tonight!
Good. Excellent.
Security breach in sector 4-C.
Security breach? How is it possible?
Okay, let's check this out.
These old geezers shouldn't be too much trouble.
Yeah, try not to fall asleep! Ha ha!
Yeah, laugh it up, dumbasses.
We make our escape now or never!
You poor devils!
Stay on the ceiling if you like.
Vinz?
You're invading my personal space.
Vinz?
I'm losing it, man!
Vinz?
Who are they shooting at?
Oh, no, not again!
Move, vamos, haul ass!
Shit, we're lost!
This way, quick!
Don't fall asleep, Lino. Stay with us.
Papa? Papa, is that you?
Your mother didn't abandon you, son.
She hid you from them.
She gave her life to save yours.
She loved you with all her heart.
I did everything I could to protect you and your mother.
But they were too strong.
Papa...
Be yourself, my son.
They are malevolent beings,
who made a pact with power-hungry humans.
But they never truly trusted them.
So they created their own hybrids in a lab.
Hybrids that feel neither fear nor pain,
and have no conscience.
They're a perfect genetic mix of the two species.
But not that little guy.
He's the flawed fruit of a forbidden love.
The results can be totally unpredictable.
See for yourself.
OK, doc. But how do we kill these Machos?
Like all creatures from hell,
they can't take the cold.
It's no coincidence that for decades
politicians have done everything to cause an era of global warming.
Greenhouse gasses, massive deforestation, subsidizing fossil fuels...
It takes time, this terraforming
to create the ideal environment in which to thrive.
They've given themselves every advantage.
And why wouldn't they?
When their plans could be irrevocably compromised
by a pesky winter snowstorm.
Lino!
Hey, Sleeping Beauty!
You've been out for days.
But no way I was going to slip you the tongue.
Vinz, can you tell me where we are?
Time for a smoke break.
Not so close! Don't want this to blow.
Another break. And another.
Everyone focus! You all know what's at stake here.
We'll never finish in time, doc.
I can't believe what I'm hearing. You've become soft and lazy.
Stick to the plan and we shall succeed.
Here I am, with my gas bottle...
Skull-face, you there?
The two kids are A.W.O.L.!
We didn't belong there, Vinz. Look at us!
Do we really look like the saviors of the world?
Anyone who wants to disappear goes to Mexico.
It just feels weird, skipping town like this.
What are we gonna do down there? It's like starting over from zero.
We were already at zero, we can't go much lower.
Yeah, at least we'll be far away from that nutjob Willy.
We were his only family. He must think we're dead.
He's gonna take it hard. Don't you think?
We still got a dollar left.
You could hit him up, if it makes you feel better.
That must be them.
You know what to say and no funny shit!
It's ringing.
Hello?
Willy? It's us. What's up?
Holala, Lino, I'm in some deep shit right now.
What you trying to pull, you dumb-ass bat?
Hello? Hello?
Damn, talk about a bad connection!
Hello?
Yeah, Willy, I hear you.
Me and Vinz got something to tell you.
What a coincidence, so do I!
Back home now.
Capital info. Life or death question.
Did I say it right?
What you talkin' about? Is someone next to you?
Guys, it's an emergency. Get your asses here now!
What the fuck you saying?
You on crack or what?
Bro, you're trippin'!
What capital info?
Wh-what do I say?
I can't tell you on the phone. Get your asses over here!
Hello? Willy?
So, what's up? What did he say?
He said he needs to tell us something important.
Then he hung up. He was all trippin' and shit.
We can call him from T.J.
I've got a bad feeling.
Something sounded off. We need to check it out.
Back to Dark Meat City? You fuckin' crazy?
You're right, it's too risky.
Damn straight.
Willy's a survivor. A lone wolf. He doesn't need us.
But if he is in danger, we can't leave him hanging.
Willy this, Willy that. Fuck Willy!
How long we gonna let that douchebag fuck up our lives?
He's your homie, Lino, not mine!
I don't have to put up with his shit!
We gotta get outta here, Lino,
far from Dark Meat, far from everything, especially him!
That guy's a shit magnet! Arghh!
You seriously wanna check on him?
If Willy needs our help right now, we need to go.
Dark Meat City is still ablaze with violence.
As police are confronting rioters,
that we can clearly call "terrorists."
I'm warning you, bat-boy.
Your act on the phone won't win you a Razzie.
If your pals don't show up, you're in for a world of pain.
Starting with a little Cinco de Mayo on your ass.
You hear me?
See, even as a kid,
I loved torturing small animals in my backyard.
Not that I miss it but I kinda hope your friends don't show up.
For fuck's sake!
It's hot as hell in this piece-of-shit trailer!
Hey, bat-boy, you got a fan or something?
How can you live in this shithole?
Is that...?
No way! They actually came back! Those fuckwits are unbelievable!
Ha ha, I'm dreaming.
Hey, bat-boy.
Your boyfriends are back.
Come on, hold that pose and watch the birdie.
Fuck, get outta the way, asshole!
No, no, stay right there!
Leave 'em alone!
They're mine!
Ruining everything, motherfuckers.
This is my revenge!
Bastards!
Yes. Perfect. Perfect.
Don't move a muscle.
¿Qué pasa?
Where's it coming from?
Watch it! Watch it!
¡Puta madre!
The shots came from Willy's crib!
Willy!
What you're witnessing is a "World's Ahead" exclusive.
A shoot-out has erupted in this neighborhood,
which had escaped the riots so far.
I can see a man climbing onto the roof of a trailer.
It looks like... Yes, he's armed! We have a terrorist!
So you want war?
Bring it on, motherfuckers! Say hello to my little friend!
We gotta free Willy.
Are you insane? That's suicide!
If I don't try, I'll never be able to look in the mirror.
Know what I'm sayin'?
I may be a loser,
but I'm no coward!
Lino, wait! No!
Shit, this is never gonna end.
Get outta here, kid!
It's dangerous!
Run, you little punk!
I got him!
You made my life a living hell!
We are now witnessing an extraordinary sight.
An unidentified flying object has just...
It's coming from the desert, east of DMC.
We don't know what it is.
Go!
With heaven's help...
The UFO exploded in mid-flight! It must be terrorists!
What's going on?
Get outta there! Move!
Lino?
Lino!
Caramba, Professor! That wasn't part of the plan.
Just wait for the temperature to drop.
Lino, you all right?
What the hell went boom up there?
Think it was the Lucha's rocket?
No idea, but it's so cold!
Yo, it's snowing in DMC! That's nuts!
Shit, Lino!
Vinz, it's so cold.
I'm freezing up inside.
Stay close to me.
Lino, you're all stiff and blue.
Don't die on us, ok?
I see the light at the end of the tunnel,
in front of me...
U-turn! Don't go to the light!
What you doing here, you fucking jinx?
Go away! You've been nothing but trouble since we met you!
You're not gonna go for her shit again, are you?
Dumb fuck!
Double dumb.
My heart... it's warming up.
Just like mine, Angelino.
Thank you for showing me the way.
I was afraid no one would accept me,
afraid of being different.
But feeding on hatred tastes like bitter almond.
I much prefer the sweetness of stolen kisses.
Uh, guys...
You're more and more like them. Pathetic!
Yo, motherfucker!
Now that we're among civilized people again.
Where were we?
That doesn't usually happen to me.
Get away from her!
Fight. Angelino! Do something!!
C'mon, dude, free the monster. Transform!
I'd rather die.
Wake up, Lino!
He's gonna get killed!
Abandon your humanity and embrace your true nature.
Be yourself, my son.
No beast. We're gonna do this mano a mano.
Don't be a hero, Lino!
You've got tentacles! Use them!
Hell no! I won't let that monster control me ever again.
This isn't anger management! Kill him!
Okay. I'll do it, then.
No moralizing from me.
I got this. You're not gonna know what hit you.
You guys got this! See you back at Pipo's!
You had great power in your hands and you did nothing with it.
That's the mark of a real loser.
That's why you ended up on the wrong side of a gun.
"Thus bad begins and worse remains behind."
Hamlet, act 3, scene 4.
An eye for an eye, brother.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword!
Luna?
Don't leave me, Luna. I'm so cold.
Doc? Do you think we got rid of 'em?
I mean, for good?
No one will ever know that we saved them.
True heroes stick to the shadows.
It's been over two months since it all went down.
The snow is finally starting to melt.
The city is slowly getting its old groove back.
No more talk about the boom that made it snow.
First, they called it eco-terrorism,
then they said a satellite crashed in the stratosphere...
And now, nothing.
It's like nothing happened.
Life picked up where it left off.
Or almost.
We got a new president.
I don't know if anything will change, but...
she's a woman.
So there's still hope.
Still haven't heard from Willy.
But we see him on the music channels.
He's going through a mystical phase and he just dropped his first single.
Trippin' with my lil' shades. Just livin' in outer space.
Don't have no oxygen mask but it don't matter
'cause I am the oxygen. I multiply in oxygen.
I'm not so sure it's good for his karma.
But as long as he's "multiplying in oxygen,"
he must be fine.
Sooner or later, he'll come down and back to us.
It's a given. Nobody can stand Willy for more than a month.
Me and Vinz are back in Rios Rosas.
It's as nasty as ever, but, hey, it's home!
And we got a new TV, so everything's cool.
traditional two on two. Kick to the plexus! Hammer smash!
Oh, I almost forgot.
My roaches are back home too.
But without the Lucha this time.
He falls on his back! Tiger jumps and...
Vinz found a job.
You'll never guess. He works at Pipo's.
Where we first talked.
It's me!
How's it hanging?
Fine.
Like a guy writing to a girl...
without an address.
She wasn't at Pipo's today either.
Who knows. Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe.
I still think about you often.
Where you are. What you're doing...
And you?
Do you ever think about me? Just a little?
This is Angelino, reporting live from Rios Rosas,
Dark Meat City, New California,
in the U. S. of A.,
on Planet Earth...
After that, no idea.
Thank you, Luna.
Thanks for everything...
Oh, okay.