1 00:00:55,972 --> 00:01:00,972 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,589 She went this way! 3 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:25,968 I heard somethin' over here. Don't let her get away. 4 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:29,005 There's nowhere to run. 5 00:01:33,944 --> 00:01:36,914 You made that a lot harder than it needed to be. 6 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:44,353 Taz! 7 00:01:54,032 --> 00:01:56,033 Don't you move! Aah! 8 00:02:18,455 --> 00:02:22,493 I'm gonna enjoy putting you down, traitor. 9 00:02:44,015 --> 00:02:45,849 Yo, I'm Angelino, 10 00:02:45,851 --> 00:02:49,484 and our story takes place in a shithole called Dark Meat City. 11 00:02:49,486 --> 00:02:51,889 I was born here. Probably die here too. 12 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,859 DMC. 13 00:02:55,861 --> 00:02:59,461 As in depression, murder, and crazy-ass motherfuckers. 14 00:02:59,463 --> 00:03:00,864 Break it up! 15 00:03:00,866 --> 00:03:03,866 I'm 22, and I'm a pizza delivery guy, I guess. 16 00:03:03,868 --> 00:03:05,869 I get paid, and I get the fuck out of there. 17 00:03:05,871 --> 00:03:07,871 Don't ask questions. Don't get involved. 18 00:03:07,873 --> 00:03:09,873 Just complicates things, y'know? 19 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:12,108 Already ugly as fuck. I don't need no more complications. 20 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,649 When it comes to the school of hard knocks, 21 00:03:19,651 --> 00:03:20,850 I probably ain't never gonna graduate. 22 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,452 But I ain't complaining. 23 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:24,453 So many others just drop out. 24 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,622 What's up, Mac? Come on! 25 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:27,957 Man, move your hobo asses! 26 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,558 What did I tell you? 27 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,728 Did I mention I hate this place? 28 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:34,030 It's like everyone's tryin' to take you out. 29 00:03:34,032 --> 00:03:35,498 Aah! Shit! 30 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,934 Stupid ass bird. Watch where you flying. 31 00:03:37,936 --> 00:03:44,110 How was I supposed to know that one little look would change everything? 32 00:03:59,591 --> 00:04:02,725 They say real love stories don't end up like they do in the movies. 33 00:04:02,727 --> 00:04:04,994 But how would I know? 34 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:06,866 I ain't never been in love. 35 00:04:12,871 --> 00:04:15,939 I ain't never kept a job longer than three weeks. 36 00:04:15,941 --> 00:04:17,942 'Cause I'm "lucky" like that. 37 00:04:17,944 --> 00:04:23,080 But I gotta pay rent somehow, and I can't count on Vinz. 38 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:26,849 No one'll hire him 'cause he's a fire hazard or some shit. 39 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,918 We're fucked. 40 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,956 Just keep your head down, mouth shut. 41 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:35,893 You even think about disrespecting these motherfuckers, 42 00:04:35,895 --> 00:04:37,827 and you're done. 43 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:41,164 The rule is: Don't cause no trouble for nobody, 44 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:42,866 and maybe they'll do the same. 45 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:45,002 Yeah, I get it. I'm a joke. 46 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:47,237 But right now, I just wanna get home. 47 00:04:47,239 --> 00:04:49,940 Hey! Put your head in a bag, ese! 48 00:04:49,942 --> 00:04:51,741 Cover that shit up, Holmes! 49 00:04:51,743 --> 00:04:54,046 Alive, if possible. 50 00:04:56,015 --> 00:04:57,681 Hotel Guadalupe. 51 00:04:57,683 --> 00:05:00,751 It's like purgatory but with cable. 52 00:05:00,753 --> 00:05:02,721 Lived here four years. 53 00:05:05,024 --> 00:05:07,192 Straight from the mouth of hell, Lucifer's favorite son... 54 00:05:07,194 --> 00:05:08,625 - Yo, Vinz? - Wassup? 55 00:05:08,627 --> 00:05:11,061 What's with all this shit on the floor? 56 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:14,264 For real, can you just clean up after yourself? 57 00:05:14,266 --> 00:05:17,034 Whoa. What the fuck happened to your face, bro? 58 00:05:17,036 --> 00:05:19,937 Got hit by some big-ass truck, came outta nowhere. 59 00:05:19,939 --> 00:05:22,573 Man, people need to learn how to drive in this town. 60 00:05:22,575 --> 00:05:24,041 Oh, yeah, and I got fired. 61 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:26,010 - Again? - Yup. 62 00:05:26,012 --> 00:05:27,344 Hey, you feed the roaches yet? 63 00:05:27,346 --> 00:05:29,113 Why can't they just eat what's on the floor? 64 00:05:29,115 --> 00:05:31,049 Nah, the floor's nasty. 65 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:33,953 Roaches have sensitive tummies. I read that somewhere. 66 00:05:35,188 --> 00:05:38,255 Real talk though? I don't know how we're gonna do this. 67 00:05:38,257 --> 00:05:41,191 Rent's two months late, we ain't got no jobs. 68 00:05:41,193 --> 00:05:44,863 Dude, I know Lucha Última's on, but we gotta figure shit out. 69 00:05:44,865 --> 00:05:46,697 You think we should talk to Willy? 70 00:05:46,699 --> 00:05:48,632 Can we please leave Willy out of this? He's weird. 71 00:05:48,634 --> 00:05:52,069 Okay, come to Papa. 72 00:05:52,071 --> 00:05:55,273 Ah! There ya go. Daddy's got a little treat for you. 73 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:57,976 Oh, you brought some friends too. That's cool. 74 00:05:57,978 --> 00:06:00,646 Eww! That's gross, man. 75 00:06:01,647 --> 00:06:03,849 And you're eating the pet food? 76 00:06:06,686 --> 00:06:09,054 The roaches freak me out, man. 77 00:06:09,056 --> 00:06:11,655 - Are you even listening to me? - Yeah. 78 00:06:11,657 --> 00:06:14,025 I mean, they're just taking over the whole crib, bro. 79 00:06:14,027 --> 00:06:17,662 I know this is a shit apartment, but can we at least have some standards? 80 00:06:17,664 --> 00:06:19,264 Right to the jaw! 81 00:06:19,266 --> 00:06:22,300 Hey, Vinz. You know what'd really suck? 82 00:06:22,302 --> 00:06:25,072 If even the roaches get out of here before we do. 83 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:03,935 Hey! I think you're in the wrong neighborhood, marica. 84 00:08:03,937 --> 00:08:06,339 The terrorist attacks on the White House 85 00:08:06,341 --> 00:08:09,074 - aren't just a threat to us on Pennsylvania Avenue, - Shit. My head. 86 00:08:09,076 --> 00:08:11,277 but to our entire nation and the American way of life. 87 00:08:11,279 --> 00:08:13,245 Lino, you look rough, bro. You okay? 88 00:08:13,247 --> 00:08:15,514 Couldn't sleep. Kept having messed-up dreams. 89 00:08:15,516 --> 00:08:18,051 Think that accident really fucked up my head, man. 90 00:08:18,053 --> 00:08:20,085 Bro, I think we should go get that checked out. 91 00:08:20,087 --> 00:08:22,922 You could drop dead or something. Let's go see a doctor today. 92 00:08:22,924 --> 00:08:24,390 No way. No doctors. 93 00:08:24,392 --> 00:08:26,926 They just make you pay for bad news. 94 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:34,236 Oh, no. It's Willy. 95 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:41,408 Shit, man. 96 00:08:41,410 --> 00:08:42,976 Open up, jerkwads! 97 00:08:42,978 --> 00:08:46,313 It's me! Willy! 98 00:08:46,315 --> 00:08:48,981 Come on. I know you're home. I hear the TV. 99 00:08:48,983 --> 00:08:50,517 It's not like you can go anywhere. 100 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:52,785 You're a couple of broke a-holes with no car. 101 00:08:52,787 --> 00:08:54,788 - Vinz, I can see the flame on your head! - Damn. 102 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:56,923 Come on! Open up! Hey-oh! 103 00:08:56,925 --> 00:08:59,326 Man, I can't handle that clown right now. 104 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:05,365 Um... 105 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,300 Shut the fuck up. 106 00:09:07,302 --> 00:09:10,370 Your goddamn noise is pissing off my snake. 107 00:09:12,474 --> 00:09:16,008 Oh, man. Now I have to let Willy in, or the Nazi is gonna kill him. 108 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:18,845 I mean, would that be the worst thing? 109 00:09:18,847 --> 00:09:20,880 Ah! Took you long enough! 110 00:09:20,882 --> 00:09:23,817 What are you doin' in here? Smellin' each other's balls or somethin'? 111 00:09:23,819 --> 00:09:26,952 Willy, please keep it down. My head's gonna burst. 112 00:09:26,954 --> 00:09:30,291 Seriously, what's with your neighbor? It's a free country. 113 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:33,827 Our founding fathers died for my right to yell in hallways. 114 00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:36,263 I mean, back me up, Lino. Am I right or am I right? 115 00:09:36,265 --> 00:09:38,331 Whatever. Sure, man. Just shut the fuck up, dude. 116 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,533 Huh? This guy again? 117 00:09:40,535 --> 00:09:43,571 ...until they themselves know the terror they tried... 118 00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:45,839 Terrorism, blah, blah, blah. 119 00:09:45,841 --> 00:09:47,575 So where are these alleged terrorists, huh? 120 00:09:47,577 --> 00:09:50,844 Playing poker with the tooth fairy and my imaginary girlfriend? 121 00:09:50,846 --> 00:09:52,946 Ha! I mean, look at that guy right there! 122 00:09:52,948 --> 00:09:56,450 Showing a face like that on TV, that's terrorism! 123 00:09:56,452 --> 00:09:59,620 Ooh, what a sick burn! 124 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,500 What the hell? Did you not just see that? 125 00:10:12,502 --> 00:10:15,001 Those savages ran off with my hot dog! 126 00:10:15,003 --> 00:10:16,569 You're not gonna do anything? 127 00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:19,307 You know those things carry a nut-ton of diseases, right? 128 00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:20,842 Why are you here? 129 00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:24,478 Uh, I don't know. I missed you douchebags. 130 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,280 I wanted to go out, get some froyo or somethin'. 131 00:10:27,282 --> 00:10:32,420 Come on, let's get some air, 'cause, honestly, Lino over here looks like a shit took a shit. 132 00:10:32,422 --> 00:10:35,356 Everybody knows it's staged, Willy. Diablo always wins. 133 00:10:35,358 --> 00:10:37,625 I could put on tights, go into a ring, and do the same exact shit. 134 00:10:37,627 --> 00:10:39,427 - What? - I'm serious. 135 00:10:39,429 --> 00:10:42,029 Except you've got the bone structure of a little bitch. 136 00:10:42,031 --> 00:10:45,068 Oh, yeah? Grr! 137 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:49,969 I fucking hate the bus. 138 00:10:49,971 --> 00:10:55,076 But I read people get shot more walking, so my ass takes the bus. 139 00:10:55,078 --> 00:10:58,512 Don't get it twisted. DMC's worse than it sounds. 140 00:10:58,514 --> 00:11:01,048 And it will eat you alive. 141 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,984 Only question is when. 142 00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:06,621 Me and Vinz talk about escaping one day. 143 00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:10,424 But we ain't foolin' nobody. Got no car or money. 144 00:11:10,426 --> 00:11:13,427 Just the roaches and this motherfucking bus. 145 00:11:13,429 --> 00:11:15,396 No, for real. 146 00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:20,435 Like the rest of these poor fuckers... no dreams, no hope, no future. 147 00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:22,506 Ain't got a shadow of a prayer. 148 00:11:31,548 --> 00:11:34,585 Lino, what you think? Could Vinz be a wrestler? 149 00:11:37,253 --> 00:11:39,019 Hello! Is Vinz a bitch or not? 150 00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:41,256 Huh? Oh, uh, I guess. 151 00:11:41,258 --> 00:11:43,991 I just... Did you guys see the priest walking by with the... 152 00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:46,663 Uh, never mind. 153 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,666 Oh, finally! I can breathe again! 154 00:11:51,668 --> 00:11:54,169 So where you guys think we should eat? 155 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,171 Don't forget, you jerks owe me a hotdog. 156 00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:02,377 Did you know Diablo can eat a whole bowl of hot dogs in three minutes? 157 00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:05,112 - No, he can't. What are you... - He does! 158 00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,115 I watched a behind-the-scenes thing about it! 159 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,084 And again, I'm tellin' you, that's all theater. 160 00:12:09,086 --> 00:12:10,254 It's fuckin' fake. 161 00:12:11,221 --> 00:12:13,089 - What do you think, Lino? - What the hell? 162 00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:18,162 You gotta take better care of yourself, man. Let's go get some food. 163 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,200 Maybe Vinz is right. 164 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:28,135 That truck must've fucked me up worse than I thought. 165 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:32,541 Probably cracked my skull and now my brain's gonna leak out all over my sneakers. 166 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:37,314 Or it's some bacteria-ass shit that makes you go crazy and kills you two weeks later. 167 00:12:40,049 --> 00:12:42,050 Bro, are you okay? 168 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,689 For real, man. You seem pretty out of it. You wanna go home and chill? 169 00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:47,589 I don't know. 170 00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:49,658 I'm suddenly seein' all this trippy shit and it's freakin' me out. 171 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,660 Like, look! That dude over there. 172 00:12:51,662 --> 00:12:54,699 You don't see anything weird? Look at him! 173 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,236 Remind me what I'm lookin' at. 174 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,606 You didn't see his shadow? 175 00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,576 With crazy tentacles and shit coming out of his head? 176 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,679 Huh? 177 00:13:14,151 --> 00:13:16,451 - What? I'm not crazy, dude! - Yeah, Lino, sure you're not. 178 00:13:16,453 --> 00:13:18,554 Fuck, what's wrong with me? 179 00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:21,557 I think the sun's frying your brain. It's too hot outside. Let's go. 180 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:24,059 Yeah, maybe. Let's find a place to hang out and chill. 181 00:13:24,061 --> 00:13:28,196 - So, Pipo's then? - Oh, again? But I want froyo! 182 00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:35,605 The mercury has hit another record high today, 183 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:38,106 with daytime temperatures soaring well above the seasonal norm 184 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,609 for the third week in a row. 185 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,544 It's recommended that elderly viewers and children... 186 00:13:41,546 --> 00:13:44,413 Wrong. It's those chem-trails in the sky that's making it so hot! 187 00:13:44,415 --> 00:13:49,119 The government's ruining our climate so that we buy more American-made cars and soda. 188 00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:02,865 ...fancy dinner where we what? Yeah. Buy more soda! 189 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,101 Lino. 190 00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,470 I'm telling you man, the sugar and car lobbies run our country! 191 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,476 What? Damn. Now see, I would let her lobby at me all day. 192 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,415 She's looking at us. 193 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:21,520 Ooh, Lino, she's checking you out, brother. 194 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,889 Señorita. 195 00:14:25,891 --> 00:14:28,257 Yeah, uh, let's get out of here. 196 00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,761 What are you doing? Why are we running? 197 00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:34,198 Wait up! We didn't pay for the food! 198 00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:39,735 Gracias, pero, this is too much. 199 00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:42,107 It's cool. Keep the change! 200 00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:52,548 I don't know about you, but I got that "itis." 201 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,785 Make sure you stay downwind from me. 202 00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:57,621 Plus, I get gas. It's genetic. 203 00:14:57,623 --> 00:15:01,357 Genetic? It's not genetic, Willy, you're just disgusting. 204 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,693 Don't judge me, man. 205 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:05,362 Hey, guys, I think someone's tailing us. 206 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:09,232 See that one over there pretending to talk on the phone that don't work? 207 00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:13,470 - Huh? Wait. Where? - Yo, be more discreet, dumb-ass! 208 00:15:13,472 --> 00:15:15,371 - You mean, wing tips? - Yeah. 209 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,243 The three of them been following us for a while now. 210 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,731 Now I feel stupid. They weren't after us, man. 211 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,500 What the hell is up with you today? 212 00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,738 You've been acting crazy since this morning. 213 00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:52,344 Still think I'm paranoid? 214 00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:57,949 Uh, why don't we just ask 'em what they want? 215 00:15:57,951 --> 00:16:02,552 Nah, man. I'm not askin' those Men in Black motherfuckers nothing. 216 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,795 What are we supposed to do, Lino? 217 00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:12,462 We go into ninja mode. 218 00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:15,632 We turn the corner, and as soon as we outta their sight, we out. 219 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:19,606 Ninja! 220 00:16:21,608 --> 00:16:23,975 We've been made! 221 00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:25,745 Don't let him get away! 222 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,285 What do they want? 223 00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:38,556 I'm slowin' down! 224 00:16:38,558 --> 00:16:40,827 I... 225 00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:58,876 Stop or I'll shoot! 226 00:16:58,878 --> 00:17:01,312 Oh, shit, he's got a gun. He's got a gun! Gun, gun. 227 00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:02,749 Wait? What? 228 00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:32,044 Go! Get the fuck outta here! 229 00:17:32,046 --> 00:17:33,748 I got you, bro. 230 00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:36,917 This fuckin' brick! 231 00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:48,495 I got you, Lino. 232 00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:06,514 We need to get outta here right now. Let's go! 233 00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,786 Did you grab his gun, dude? 234 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:17,525 Why the fuck would I do that? It's not GTA. Let's go. 235 00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:23,629 What do you think those dudes wanted from us, man? 236 00:18:23,631 --> 00:18:27,633 To kill us, obviously. The whole damn city's nuts. 237 00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:30,469 What could they want? Dude, did you see their clothes? 238 00:18:30,471 --> 00:18:32,404 They're not from here, are they? 239 00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,073 For real, they weren't dressed like dealers, bro. 240 00:18:34,075 --> 00:18:35,908 Looked like hitmen to me. 241 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:38,477 Hopefully, they're looking for someone else. 242 00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:42,649 You mean some other ugly bug-eyed dude and a guy with his head on fire? 243 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,483 - Maybe they're CIA. - Yeah, right! 244 00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:46,953 They wanted to know where we were when Kennedy got shot. 245 00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:49,755 Ba-bang! Too soon? 246 00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:52,524 - Whoa! A shooting star! You see that? - No? Where? 247 00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:54,894 Uh, in the sky. Where else, dumb-ass? 248 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,163 Fuck you, Willy. I just didn't see it. The sky's big. 249 00:18:57,165 --> 00:19:00,066 - "Wah, my head's on fire, and the sky's too big!" - Fuckin' rude. Why... 250 00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:02,668 Hey! I saw one that time! Look, there's another one! 251 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,703 Make a wish. Make a wish right now. 252 00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:06,773 What would you wish for, Lino? 253 00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:08,608 M-Me? 254 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,509 I don't know. 255 00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:13,480 I just wanna be... a somebody. 256 00:19:19,988 --> 00:19:23,992 That Diablo sure knows how to please a crowd. Oh, what's this? 257 00:19:25,961 --> 00:19:27,461 10-4. In sight. 258 00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:41,041 Three on the roof. 259 00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:44,677 - Sun God slam! The crowd is going nuts! - Still our suspect. 260 00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:47,947 Fuck, man. What the fuck is wrong with this janky-ass piece of shit? 261 00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:49,618 Picking up the whole city. 262 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,524 - Do you hear that? - Go. 263 00:19:58,526 --> 00:20:01,429 W-W-Wait, stop that. Stop that. Is that police chatter? 264 00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:05,935 Operation Blackball is a go! Move, move, move! 265 00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:10,006 What the hell is Operation Blackball? 266 00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:24,586 Huh? 267 00:20:36,232 --> 00:20:39,565 For the last fucking time, if you don't... 268 00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:40,970 Contact in ten seconds. 269 00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:44,772 I don't know what's going on outside, 270 00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:47,043 but whatever it is, it's kind of weird. 271 00:20:48,844 --> 00:20:51,245 - What the fu... - Contact! 272 00:21:00,056 --> 00:21:02,990 Vinz, man, what the fuck are you doing? 273 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:04,995 Get your ass over here and help! 274 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:23,112 Status? 275 00:21:24,313 --> 00:21:26,449 What's your status report? 276 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,970 This is my shithole! Get the fuck out! 277 00:22:26,243 --> 00:22:28,178 Did you just kill a cop? 278 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:44,295 - Oh, they're gonna kill us. They're gonna kill us. - Not yet. 279 00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:07,985 Grenade. Grenade! 280 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:20,064 Lino, come on. Come on, we have to go! 281 00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:38,382 Ha! 282 00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:51,695 Huh? 283 00:24:02,173 --> 00:24:03,907 Yo, this way, dumb-ass. 284 00:24:10,848 --> 00:24:12,884 How is he doing that? 285 00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:26,197 Psst. Hey, Lino. Down here. Hurry. 286 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:32,035 Whoa, man. I'm not saying this 'cause we're in the sewer, 287 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:34,071 but I think you might be a Ninja Turtle, Lino. 288 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:40,977 Shit. 289 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,415 You gonna tell me you killed them? 290 00:24:44,782 --> 00:24:49,153 Two idiot kids took out an entire elite squad? 291 00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:52,154 The abomination did this. 292 00:24:52,156 --> 00:24:55,158 I knew that little bastard's power wouldn't stay dormant. 293 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,028 And you assholes let him get away. 294 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:03,301 The kid's a ticking time bomb that needs to be extinguished before it explodes. 295 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:09,141 ¿Un suplex, en serio? ¡Esas son mamadas! 296 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:22,888 Getting harder to work with El Diablo in the ring. He's keeps goin' off-book. 297 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,555 Guy has, like, no boundaries. 298 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:28,392 Oh, come on. What? You gonna cry about it? 299 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,328 He's El-freakin'-Diablo. 300 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:33,163 He may bust our balls, but he's giving the crowd what they want. 301 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:37,069 Look, see? Tell me that's not a sign. 302 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:41,172 Mmm? Looks kinda like a cockroach. 303 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:43,241 Again with your damn signs. 304 00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:44,575 Bullshit. 305 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,477 Now it's a roach on your towel. 306 00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:49,045 Last week you saw the Virgin Guadalupe in your rearview, 307 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,081 and then some stupid face on fire... 308 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,185 A flaming skull on my BLT. In Aguascalientes. 309 00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:58,855 Because the universe always writes its most important messages on sandwiches? 310 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:03,193 I think you're just seeing what you wanna see, reading into things too much. 311 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:07,064 I'm just saying, stop looking for meaning when there isn't any. 312 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:10,201 You're gonna drive yourself totally nuts with that shit! 313 00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:12,902 You just can't accept the fact that we're Guardians, 314 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,071 and as Guardians it's our job to stay vigilant 315 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,208 for whatever the universe throws our way! We... 316 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:19,210 He's right. 317 00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:22,213 It was only by deciphering signs and omens 318 00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:25,982 that the ancients before us could fulfill their true destinies. 319 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:30,054 Every generation of Guardians exists to fight a specific battle. 320 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,089 Don't worry. We'll get tagged in. 321 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,924 And then our purpose will be revealed to us. 322 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,028 Hell, yeah! 323 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,130 Yeah, but, like, a cockroach? 324 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,333 Can the universe be clearer? 325 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:45,303 Our job is to be patient and lie in wait. 326 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:48,241 And when the world finally needs us, we'll know it. 327 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:59,116 The Lucha Última fighters are descended from the Eagle and Jaguar tribes, 328 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,386 the most elite warriors of the Aztec empire, 329 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:07,426 masters of the Mística, the art of unraveling the mysteries of destiny. 330 00:27:07,428 --> 00:27:10,995 Generations of guardians have waged wars in the shadows, 331 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:14,632 keeping us safe from evil since time immemorial. 332 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:18,102 But today's luchadors have no such battles. 333 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,971 Yet they stay in shape with intense training, 334 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,375 donning tights and fighting each other in spectacular choreographed shows 335 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:28,114 to pay the rent and stave off existential boredom. 336 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,502 Stop being difficult. 337 00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:54,541 Mama. 338 00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:06,153 We'll find him either way. So, where is he? 339 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,698 Holy Mary, Mother of God, please protect my precious boy. 340 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,435 I assure you, we'll find him. 341 00:28:33,715 --> 00:28:38,016 This is your last chance. Where is he? 342 00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,952 I only have one request. 343 00:28:42,424 --> 00:28:44,958 Please don't shoot me in the head. 344 00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:50,030 Hmm. 345 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:59,674 She knew what she was doing. The bitch was playin' us. 346 00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:02,674 Ah. 347 00:29:02,676 --> 00:29:05,213 The kid's long gone by now. 348 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,294 My last quarter. 349 00:29:21,296 --> 00:29:23,665 This shit better not go to voicemail, or we fucked, man. 350 00:29:36,778 --> 00:29:39,313 Not now! 351 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:42,183 My ass is gonna explode. 352 00:29:44,152 --> 00:29:45,551 - What? - Hey, Willy. Is that you? 353 00:29:45,553 --> 00:29:48,221 Oh, hey, my dude. How's life on the run? 354 00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:50,790 You need to find us another spot, man. We can't hide out here. 355 00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:53,092 We shouldn't be talking about this on my home line. 356 00:29:53,094 --> 00:29:55,328 The phones are probably tapped! It's called surveillance, dumb-ass! 357 00:29:55,330 --> 00:29:58,397 I know, I know, but this place is way too hood, man. Like, I'm cool, but Vinz is... 358 00:29:58,399 --> 00:30:00,233 Oh, my apologies! 359 00:30:00,235 --> 00:30:02,268 Caesar's freakin' Palace was all full up! 360 00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:04,338 But, hey, why don't I just call my buddy at the Ritz for ya? 361 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,573 What's with the beeping? Stop pushin' buttons, dude. 362 00:30:06,575 --> 00:30:09,509 I wonder if I can Google "hotels that cater specifically to cop-killers." 363 00:30:09,511 --> 00:30:11,377 Yeah, we fucked up, and we totally owe you one. 364 00:30:11,379 --> 00:30:14,280 But can you just hook us up one last time? Like, a plan "B"? 365 00:30:14,282 --> 00:30:16,583 Or like a relative we could stay with or somethin'? 366 00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:18,452 What am I, your travel agent? 367 00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:20,419 That's all I got, guys! 368 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:22,588 And you two better not come back here, because the CIA! 369 00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:25,358 And also, I'm dealing with an emergency situation right now. 370 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,659 Willy, we're not playin' around, man. 371 00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,462 We're in some real deep shit right now. 372 00:30:28,464 --> 00:30:30,831 He hung up on me. 373 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,702 Oh, I see how it is. Fine, guys. Be that way. 374 00:30:42,578 --> 00:30:44,678 I don't think we should stay here, Lino. 375 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,880 Look how much we stand out. I'm half-naked. 376 00:30:46,882 --> 00:30:49,382 Sorry. I know you liked that shirt. 377 00:30:49,384 --> 00:30:51,384 But we couldn't risk them seeing you in green. 378 00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:54,421 - Yeah, I know. - Hey, but look on the bright side. 379 00:30:54,423 --> 00:30:57,858 The cops ain't gonna find us, 'cause they won't set foot in this part of town. 380 00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,726 Even they're not that crazy. 381 00:30:59,728 --> 00:31:02,228 That makes me feel so much better about our situation. 382 00:31:02,230 --> 00:31:05,732 We just gotta keep our heads down, don't disrespect nobody. 383 00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:10,537 Just keep walking and hope you don't die. 384 00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:13,241 Same ground rules as back home, right? 385 00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,153 Yo. What's good, Cuz? 386 00:31:27,155 --> 00:31:30,157 This ain't no place for no little motherfuckers like you. 387 00:31:30,159 --> 00:31:33,627 "Give thy thoughts no tongue, nor any unproportioned thought his act." 388 00:31:33,629 --> 00:31:36,396 - That's Shakespeare. - Yeah, that's right. 389 00:31:36,398 --> 00:31:39,333 Oh, see, this guy Willy is our friend, and, uh... 390 00:31:39,335 --> 00:31:43,805 Well, it's kinda complicated, but... I mean, we come from Dark Meat City, 391 00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:47,708 and me and my boy Vinz here we needed a little break, you know like a vacation. 392 00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:50,310 So Willy hooked us up with a place to chill for a bit... 393 00:31:50,312 --> 00:31:51,912 Fuck! 394 00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:59,221 Yo, come on! 395 00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:03,192 Come on, Vinz! We gotta move! 396 00:32:23,546 --> 00:32:27,749 Well, it's a shithole, but at least we got a place to lay low. 397 00:32:27,751 --> 00:32:29,484 That's what matters. 398 00:32:29,486 --> 00:32:32,220 Just a place to chill 'till shit blows over. 399 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:38,561 What? Why are the crows even aggressive? 400 00:32:46,002 --> 00:32:48,369 It's weird without my roaches. 401 00:32:48,371 --> 00:32:51,940 I read that lost cats can travel, like, hundreds of miles to find their owner. 402 00:32:51,942 --> 00:32:54,411 I wish my roaches could do that. 403 00:33:02,752 --> 00:33:07,656 If we're lucky, maybe we'll get shot before we starve, so there's that. 404 00:33:07,658 --> 00:33:10,758 I was thinking just maybe we can go to the cops. 405 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,429 - Tell them what happened, they'll let us go. - Shit, you're right, bruh! 406 00:33:14,431 --> 00:33:16,699 Too bad you didn't say nothin' to the cops that was in our apartment 407 00:33:16,701 --> 00:33:18,801 tryin' to kill us yesterday. 408 00:33:18,803 --> 00:33:21,839 Oh, snap! There's a box with a prize? 409 00:33:24,975 --> 00:33:27,677 Man, we even got power? 410 00:33:29,046 --> 00:33:30,746 ...are very dangerous. 411 00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:32,815 These two criminals are wanted for first-degree murder, 412 00:33:32,817 --> 00:33:35,583 violence against the police, resisting arrest, 413 00:33:35,585 --> 00:33:37,485 and conspiring against the United States government. 414 00:33:37,487 --> 00:33:38,920 What? Is that us? 415 00:33:38,922 --> 00:33:41,457 If you encounter these individuals, 416 00:33:41,459 --> 00:33:44,493 please do not approach or engage them in any way, for your safety. 417 00:33:44,495 --> 00:33:47,029 Jesus, what the fuck is goin' on, man? 418 00:33:47,031 --> 00:33:49,497 Still feelin' the whole "turn yourself in" idea? 419 00:33:49,499 --> 00:33:52,468 Wait, wait. Shh, listen. Turn it up! 420 00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:54,705 ...at 666-33... 421 00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,542 Ah, no, no, no, no, no! 422 00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:04,346 Yesterday, I was just a normal fuckin dude mindin' my business, 423 00:34:04,348 --> 00:34:06,584 and today I'm a goddamn terrorist? 424 00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:10,486 Well, if you look at the bright side, 425 00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:12,823 at least we don't have to worry about someone calling the police on us here. 426 00:34:44,923 --> 00:34:46,958 - Huh? - Hmm? 427 00:35:02,773 --> 00:35:04,674 No fucking around this time. 428 00:35:04,676 --> 00:35:07,677 You three, with me. The rest of you, watch the front. 429 00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:10,814 Check out the suits! Y'all bitches lost or somethin'? 430 00:35:10,816 --> 00:35:16,086 Hey, big boy. Put your dog on his leash or I'll put him down. 431 00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:18,323 You want us to handle him, boss? 432 00:35:21,392 --> 00:35:23,392 Who you gon' put down now? 433 00:35:23,394 --> 00:35:25,762 Damn! Looks like you need a new suit, bitch! 434 00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:31,801 - Ah, shit, they shot Peaches. - Shit. 435 00:35:31,803 --> 00:35:33,102 Hey! Everyone, over here! 436 00:35:33,104 --> 00:35:34,539 Huh? 437 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,445 The sooner we take them out, the sooner we get the kids. 438 00:35:42,447 --> 00:35:45,548 Stop sleeping, man. Something's goin' on out there! 439 00:35:45,550 --> 00:35:46,785 Come on! 440 00:35:47,652 --> 00:35:49,652 I want those two found now! 441 00:35:49,654 --> 00:35:53,092 Vinz, damn, they found us! 442 00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:02,532 Let's go, dude! Come on. Move! 443 00:36:02,534 --> 00:36:04,534 They're making a run for it through the back door! 444 00:36:04,536 --> 00:36:07,039 What are you waiting for? Get to your cars. 445 00:36:09,942 --> 00:36:14,779 "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." Action. 446 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,122 "Tis now the very witching time of night, 447 00:36:25,124 --> 00:36:29,860 when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world." 448 00:36:29,862 --> 00:36:32,062 Suck this! Suck this! 449 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,598 Get those bitches! 450 00:36:35,034 --> 00:36:37,067 You ain't gettin' away, motherfuckers. 451 00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,105 Eat this. Eat this! 452 00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:44,944 "Now could I drink hot blood and do such bitter business as..." 453 00:36:45,945 --> 00:36:49,980 What the fuck? This bootleg motherfucker. 454 00:36:49,982 --> 00:36:53,751 "To be or not to be? That's the question." 455 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,022 I can quote Shakespeare too, bitch. 456 00:36:59,992 --> 00:37:01,127 They got Shakespeare. 457 00:37:06,732 --> 00:37:07,833 Drive. 458 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:32,556 Y'all fuckin' suits shoulda stayed where you was from. 459 00:37:32,558 --> 00:37:33,991 This Palm Hill. 460 00:37:33,993 --> 00:37:35,260 Hey, you heard me, homey? 461 00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:42,102 Ugh. 462 00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,235 Uh-uh. 463 00:37:44,237 --> 00:37:46,073 Oh, shit. What the fuck was that? 464 00:37:47,074 --> 00:37:49,108 What in the actual fuck is that? 465 00:37:49,942 --> 00:37:52,077 Yo! Yo, what is that, man? 466 00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:53,714 - Get back! - I don't know. 467 00:37:55,082 --> 00:37:57,683 Get that shit. Get that. 468 00:37:58,251 --> 00:38:00,085 What the fuck? 469 00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:01,687 Huh? 470 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,091 It's... It's that shadow. 471 00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:09,096 What the fuck is that thing, Lino? 472 00:38:22,976 --> 00:38:24,044 Huh? 473 00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:28,813 Wait, Lino. Stop, stop, stop. 474 00:38:28,815 --> 00:38:30,184 This one has keys. 475 00:38:36,823 --> 00:38:39,593 Lino, we're not fucking sellin' ice cream, bro. Just go! 476 00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:45,597 Lino, pop the clutch and go forward. What are you doing? Just drive. Drive the car. 477 00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:48,035 Well, I'm sorry! I ain't never driven no ice cream truck before! 478 00:38:53,007 --> 00:38:56,308 Shit! Come on, come on, come on! 479 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,185 There you are, fuckers! 480 00:39:06,187 --> 00:39:08,588 They found us! We gotta fucking go. 481 00:39:16,998 --> 00:39:17,899 Fuck. 482 00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:30,943 What the fuck is going on? 483 00:39:30,945 --> 00:39:34,180 Where are those horrible tentacled creatures from? 484 00:39:34,182 --> 00:39:37,684 The movies have never been this insane! 485 00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:42,590 And how does Vinz stay alive with his head on fire? 486 00:39:43,724 --> 00:39:45,760 Wait, did I just say that? 487 00:39:56,304 --> 00:39:58,973 - Try hitting 'em. - Just shut up and drive! 488 00:40:03,711 --> 00:40:06,413 Vinz! You gotta try and slow 'em down. 489 00:40:06,415 --> 00:40:07,880 How? 490 00:40:07,882 --> 00:40:10,017 I dunno, do somethin'. Anything. 491 00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:13,054 Get me a good angle. 492 00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:21,829 Wipe that shit off! 493 00:40:23,931 --> 00:40:25,933 Huh? 494 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,971 Huh? 495 00:40:38,179 --> 00:40:41,150 Oh, shit! 496 00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,856 I'll kill these bastards myself. 497 00:41:06,441 --> 00:41:07,741 Shit. 498 00:41:07,743 --> 00:41:09,509 How we doin'? We lost 'em yet? 499 00:41:09,511 --> 00:41:11,812 No, no. They're still on us! 500 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:27,963 Here. Take this, see if it's loaded. 501 00:41:29,031 --> 00:41:31,033 Shoot that at them, not in here! 502 00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:34,000 What'd you say? 503 00:41:34,002 --> 00:41:37,039 Do it out there, not in here! 504 00:41:54,923 --> 00:41:56,091 What the...? 505 00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:08,102 Aah! 506 00:42:08,104 --> 00:42:09,537 Uh, Lino? 507 00:42:09,539 --> 00:42:12,040 Looks like the cops have joined the party. 508 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,915 Lino, red light! Red light! 509 00:42:19,848 --> 00:42:21,351 Grab on to somethin'! 510 00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:49,811 I'll fuckin' kill you! 511 00:42:54,217 --> 00:42:55,451 Shit, shit! 512 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,156 See that? I told you we'd lose 'em. 513 00:43:01,624 --> 00:43:05,427 Uh, about that, Lino. They're still here. 514 00:43:05,429 --> 00:43:09,232 No fucking way! Man, get off my dick! 515 00:43:25,281 --> 00:43:28,583 Vinz, I'm gonna need you to sit your ass down and buckle the fuck up! 516 00:43:28,585 --> 00:43:29,819 Why? 517 00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,527 Wh-What are you doing? 518 00:43:38,161 --> 00:43:41,265 - What I'm doin' is fuckin' handlin' it! - No, no, no, no! 519 00:44:14,431 --> 00:44:16,601 Alive. We're alive. 520 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:52,402 They couldn't have gotten very far. 521 00:44:52,404 --> 00:44:54,136 I want you to set up a perimeter. 522 00:44:54,138 --> 00:44:56,539 Start where they were spotted last. 523 00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:59,510 Get every man on the job and tighten the net. 524 00:45:00,310 --> 00:45:02,112 The kid is special. 525 00:45:06,084 --> 00:45:09,385 If he actually can tell Machos from humans, 526 00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:12,423 then we're in a world of shit. 527 00:45:14,358 --> 00:45:18,060 I promised your mom I'd find you, kid. 528 00:45:18,062 --> 00:45:20,432 And I'm a man of my word. 529 00:45:22,065 --> 00:45:24,232 In other news, the neighborhood of Palm Hill 530 00:45:24,234 --> 00:45:26,636 became a veritable war-zone this afternoon. 531 00:45:26,638 --> 00:45:31,007 What incited the violence is as of yet unknown. 532 00:45:31,009 --> 00:45:33,543 Long-time rival gangs, The Grapz and The Limz, 533 00:45:33,545 --> 00:45:37,281 have joined forces against the police units called in to manage the... 534 00:45:39,785 --> 00:45:42,086 And the violence only appears to be... 535 00:45:43,087 --> 00:45:45,056 ...to nearby neighborhoods. 536 00:45:47,091 --> 00:45:49,692 Thank you, Sarah. Have there been any reported casualties? 537 00:45:49,694 --> 00:45:52,629 Sources suggest at least ten killed, 538 00:45:52,631 --> 00:45:54,698 and over 50 seriously injured. 539 00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:58,768 Residents are advised to stay indoors until further notice. 540 00:45:58,770 --> 00:46:00,636 Please stay safe out there, Sarah. 541 00:46:00,638 --> 00:46:02,338 We'll keep bringing you the latest updates 542 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:04,341 as we get more information about the devastating riots 543 00:46:04,343 --> 00:46:07,510 playing out on the Southside of DMC. 544 00:46:07,512 --> 00:46:11,047 And in a shocking new development taking place on the other side of town... 545 00:46:11,049 --> 00:46:15,319 Our phone lines have apparently been flooded with eyewitness reports 546 00:46:15,321 --> 00:46:19,523 that a huge colony of insects has been seen leaving the city 547 00:46:19,525 --> 00:46:21,057 and heading in the direction of the desert. 548 00:46:21,059 --> 00:46:23,125 Holy shit, you were right! 549 00:46:23,127 --> 00:46:24,828 We don't yet understand the cause of this mass migration, 550 00:46:24,830 --> 00:46:26,362 but in this journalist's opinion, 551 00:46:26,364 --> 00:46:28,699 if even the cockroaches are fleeing DMC, 552 00:46:28,701 --> 00:46:31,069 what hope remains for the rest of us? 553 00:46:41,714 --> 00:46:44,715 Man, I really hope Pipo remembers that huge tip I left him. 554 00:46:44,717 --> 00:46:47,718 I don't know about this one, Lino. 555 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,321 How long has it been since we ate somethin'? 556 00:46:53,225 --> 00:46:55,094 Is Pipo even here right now? 557 00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:59,365 I am hungry. 558 00:47:08,307 --> 00:47:09,441 It's her. 559 00:47:15,849 --> 00:47:19,118 - Lino, no, no. Don't go in. - Trust me on this. 560 00:47:26,725 --> 00:47:30,527 So that's how we got mixed up in all this. 561 00:47:30,529 --> 00:47:32,262 I-I know it sounds crazy, but... 562 00:47:32,264 --> 00:47:33,530 I believe you. 563 00:47:33,532 --> 00:47:35,732 I mean, seriously, and no offense, 564 00:47:35,734 --> 00:47:39,839 but you two don't really look like intimidating criminal masterminds. 565 00:47:42,509 --> 00:47:45,309 Seriously, there's no way you two can run forever. 566 00:47:45,311 --> 00:47:48,478 I bet there are tons of ways to prove you're innocent. 567 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,585 Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's tons of ways they can frame us too. 568 00:47:56,155 --> 00:47:59,690 Here. You guys look like you need this more than I do. 569 00:47:59,692 --> 00:48:03,597 Am I the only one that's creeped out by the fact that Pipo's not back? 570 00:48:06,566 --> 00:48:08,568 Get off me! 571 00:48:09,669 --> 00:48:11,605 Like moths drawn to the flame. 572 00:48:18,878 --> 00:48:22,346 You did well, Luna. For once. 573 00:48:22,348 --> 00:48:26,452 See, boys? Follow your brain instead of your dick. 574 00:48:50,644 --> 00:48:52,443 Hmm. 575 00:48:52,445 --> 00:48:55,546 I remember the first time I saw them. 576 00:48:55,548 --> 00:48:57,682 I was scared too. 577 00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:01,586 Until I realized they're not the freaks of nature... 578 00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:02,654 We are. 579 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:22,709 Mama. 580 00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:26,713 Papa. 581 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:56,508 Nice to finally make your acquaintance, Angelino. 582 00:49:56,510 --> 00:49:59,878 Angelino. Angelino. Angelino. Angelino. 583 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,280 Who are you? 584 00:50:02,282 --> 00:50:04,450 What do you want from us? 585 00:50:04,452 --> 00:50:07,621 And where's Vinz? 586 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:10,789 Inquisitive young man. 587 00:50:10,791 --> 00:50:13,992 The real question is: Who are you? 588 00:50:13,994 --> 00:50:18,330 You, Angelino, are a being unlike any other in this world. 589 00:50:18,332 --> 00:50:23,736 But I imagine you've always known that, deep down. 590 00:50:23,738 --> 00:50:26,004 But where are my manners? 591 00:50:26,006 --> 00:50:30,309 You may call me Mr. K. 592 00:50:30,311 --> 00:50:32,979 I am of a race known as the Machos, 593 00:50:32,981 --> 00:50:36,482 spawned from the dark matter of the universe. 594 00:50:36,484 --> 00:50:40,453 You've felt that delicious surge of rage and bloodlust course through you, 595 00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:43,390 that uncontrollable desire for destruction. 596 00:50:44,391 --> 00:50:47,392 I know what you're thinking, little one. 597 00:50:47,394 --> 00:50:49,628 Your father was just as stubborn. 598 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:52,465 You see, he was one of us. 599 00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,768 He had so much potential. 600 00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:58,604 That is, until the day he fell in love and broke our most fundamental law: 601 00:50:58,606 --> 00:51:00,839 Never breed with a human. 602 00:51:00,841 --> 00:51:06,412 Macho blood flows through you, Angelino. 603 00:51:06,414 --> 00:51:10,016 Your father did you a disservice entrusting you to the humans. 604 00:51:10,018 --> 00:51:13,019 You've never been one of them, and you know it. 605 00:51:13,021 --> 00:51:15,488 You belong to the master race. 606 00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:17,991 Yet you live a wretched existence, 607 00:51:17,993 --> 00:51:21,427 in a wretched city, surrounded by wretched people, 608 00:51:21,429 --> 00:51:23,997 who despise you for being different. 609 00:51:23,999 --> 00:51:27,433 Your so-called friends are only companions in this misery, 610 00:51:27,435 --> 00:51:30,537 failures keeping you from reaching your true potential. 611 00:51:30,539 --> 00:51:33,840 But now it's time to spread your wings and fly. 612 00:51:33,842 --> 00:51:36,543 Come be with your own kind, Angelino. 613 00:51:36,545 --> 00:51:39,914 Upon returning to your cell, you will kill your friend. 614 00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:42,582 Extinguish the pathetic existence you've been living 615 00:51:42,584 --> 00:51:44,551 since the day your wretched mother birthed you 616 00:51:44,553 --> 00:51:46,822 so your life can finally start. 617 00:51:50,158 --> 00:51:54,997 Kill him and take your rightful place. 618 00:51:56,932 --> 00:51:58,932 Abandon your humanity 619 00:51:58,934 --> 00:52:02,602 and become who you were always meant to be. 620 00:52:02,604 --> 00:52:04,404 Trust me, my dear boy. 621 00:52:04,406 --> 00:52:07,041 We are offering you a true family. 622 00:52:07,043 --> 00:52:08,978 Huh? Kill Vinz? 623 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,949 He's almost ready. You may now send in Luna. 624 00:52:14,951 --> 00:52:16,519 Kill Vinz? 625 00:52:21,456 --> 00:52:22,822 I have to... 626 00:52:36,038 --> 00:52:37,939 - Huh? - Angelino. 627 00:52:40,509 --> 00:52:43,813 You must be so confused right now, and I'm so, so sorry. 628 00:52:45,114 --> 00:52:49,849 Embrace your true nature. I've been where you are too. 629 00:52:49,851 --> 00:52:52,120 You need to accept who you really are. 630 00:52:52,122 --> 00:52:56,425 Please, Angelino. This is your destiny. 631 00:53:04,767 --> 00:53:07,170 You and I could do great things together. 632 00:53:08,704 --> 00:53:10,704 I-I must kill Vinz. 633 00:53:13,809 --> 00:53:15,210 No point fighting it. 634 00:53:15,212 --> 00:53:17,813 The battle has been won. 635 00:53:18,681 --> 00:53:21,649 DMC was just phase one. 636 00:53:21,651 --> 00:53:24,885 We've already begun infiltrating the economic and financial strata 637 00:53:24,887 --> 00:53:26,955 of every city in the nation. 638 00:53:26,957 --> 00:53:29,690 We are in your police force, on Wall Street, 639 00:53:29,692 --> 00:53:31,226 in your White House. 640 00:53:31,228 --> 00:53:34,695 Our presence in Congress allowed us to push through laws 641 00:53:34,697 --> 00:53:38,098 which let us spread our agenda unhindered throughout the globe. 642 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:41,602 Cruelty, greed, corruption, hate. 643 00:53:41,604 --> 00:53:44,105 The earth is our playground. 644 00:53:44,107 --> 00:53:48,676 We Machos sustain ourselves off the bounty of negative energy 645 00:53:48,678 --> 00:53:52,113 that seeps like magma from mankind's every pore. 646 00:53:52,115 --> 00:53:55,684 And, believe me, when it comes to negative energy, 647 00:53:55,686 --> 00:53:59,156 this planet's resources are truly inexhaustible. 648 00:54:09,266 --> 00:54:11,232 Stay here, Angelino. 649 00:54:11,234 --> 00:54:14,202 Mommy will be right back for you. 650 00:54:14,204 --> 00:54:15,239 Lino? 651 00:54:17,808 --> 00:54:21,044 I just wanna be... a somebody. 652 00:54:24,147 --> 00:54:26,482 Mommy's here, sweetie. 653 00:54:27,318 --> 00:54:30,187 Mommy will always be here for you. 654 00:54:37,626 --> 00:54:40,931 Must kill Vinz. 655 00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:45,800 It's all right. He's just in shock. 656 00:54:45,802 --> 00:54:50,138 Release him. Take him to the cell where his skeleton friend is waiting. 657 00:54:50,140 --> 00:54:51,841 Let him make his own choice. 658 00:54:51,843 --> 00:54:54,176 For the first time in his miserable existence, 659 00:54:54,178 --> 00:54:57,114 young Angelino will be the master of his own fate. 660 00:54:58,615 --> 00:55:02,618 And if his pathetic friend is still alive in the morning, 661 00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:04,554 kill them both. 662 00:55:05,622 --> 00:55:07,622 But, sir, with all due respect, 663 00:55:07,624 --> 00:55:09,858 why even give him a chance? 664 00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:14,264 The kid is a threat. If he's really that powerful, why not just eliminate him now? 665 00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:25,707 And that, my dear Mr. Macchabee, 666 00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:28,711 is the key difference between our two species. 667 00:55:28,713 --> 00:55:33,715 While you humans don't think twice about massacring your fellow man, 668 00:55:33,717 --> 00:55:37,153 Machos consider our brothers and sisters lives to be sacred, 669 00:55:37,155 --> 00:55:38,988 for we share a common ideal. 670 00:55:38,990 --> 00:55:41,926 But I don't expect a human to grasp such a concept. 671 00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:45,063 - You're dismissed. - Yes, sir. 672 00:55:46,630 --> 00:55:50,968 Ensure that you do not question my authority again, Mr. Macchabee. 673 00:55:52,136 --> 00:55:55,405 Father, you always told me 674 00:55:55,407 --> 00:55:58,209 there was no way I could survive outside the base, 675 00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:01,010 that I was the only hybrid, 676 00:56:01,012 --> 00:56:04,081 and humans would never accept me. 677 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:07,317 - So how was he able to live...? - And look at his life! 678 00:56:07,319 --> 00:56:09,952 Is that the kind of miserable existence you want? 679 00:56:09,954 --> 00:56:11,387 I don't have time for this, Luna. 680 00:56:11,389 --> 00:56:13,422 There are more important matters to attend to. 681 00:56:13,424 --> 00:56:16,861 Make yourself useful elsewhere. I will not hear another word of it! 682 00:56:31,742 --> 00:56:36,212 Are we seriously relying on a swarm of cockroaches for directions? 683 00:56:36,214 --> 00:56:40,252 We should turn around. This whole thing is fucking nuts. 684 00:56:57,902 --> 00:57:00,903 Lino! Dude, I didn't know where they took you. I was freakin' out! 685 00:57:00,905 --> 00:57:03,374 I thought probably they killed you or something, but... 686 00:57:03,376 --> 00:57:05,844 I'm really glad you're here. 687 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,913 Whoa. Shit, man. You all right? 688 00:57:09,915 --> 00:57:12,315 We're leaving. We must part from here. 689 00:57:12,317 --> 00:57:15,353 Why are you talking about, man? Haven't you seen where we are? 690 00:57:15,355 --> 00:57:18,021 We're in, like, a bunker with guards and cameras and shit. 691 00:57:18,023 --> 00:57:21,260 It makes Guantanamo look like a Girl Scout retreat. 692 00:57:23,328 --> 00:57:26,329 Whoever put us here doesn't want us to ever get out. 693 00:57:26,331 --> 00:57:28,332 They ran all kinds of tests on me, Lino. 694 00:57:28,334 --> 00:57:30,934 Tests! Electrodes everywhere! 695 00:57:30,936 --> 00:57:35,305 I mean, my head, my body. They put it on my junk, man. My junk! 696 00:57:35,307 --> 00:57:36,473 Shit's on you, bro. 697 00:57:36,475 --> 00:57:38,509 We finally lost those assholes... 698 00:57:38,511 --> 00:57:41,245 and you had to go trust some bitch at Pipo's you barely knew! 699 00:57:41,247 --> 00:57:43,481 I told you somethin' wasn't right about her. 700 00:57:43,483 --> 00:57:46,351 You had to think with your dick. I hope it was fuckin' worth it. 701 00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:56,826 Well, congratulations! Look where your little crush got us. 702 00:57:56,828 --> 00:57:59,262 For real, you need to shut the fuck up, Vinz. 703 00:57:59,264 --> 00:58:02,902 Man, I don't feel good. I-I-It's happening. 704 00:58:03,836 --> 00:58:05,169 Uh, Lino? 705 00:58:05,171 --> 00:58:07,505 I can't control it. 706 00:58:07,507 --> 00:58:08,941 Stay back! 707 00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:12,809 Lino, you're starting to freak me out, man! 708 00:58:12,811 --> 00:58:16,482 I said, get the fuck away from me! 709 00:58:21,287 --> 00:58:24,821 Lino, you're hurting me. Cut it out! 710 00:58:24,823 --> 00:58:26,824 There is no Lino! Lino is gone! 711 00:58:26,826 --> 00:58:30,228 - Lino... - I am not what you think I am. 712 00:58:30,230 --> 00:58:32,964 That pathetic being you called Lino was an illusion 713 00:58:32,966 --> 00:58:36,868 whose only purpose has been to hold me back! 714 00:58:38,237 --> 00:58:41,239 Wretched creature. Now do you see who I am? 715 00:58:41,241 --> 00:58:44,043 You're my... friend. 716 00:58:45,411 --> 00:58:47,280 Friend? 717 00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:55,886 Looks like that old bald dude was right. 718 00:58:55,888 --> 00:58:58,256 I really am just a fucking monster. 719 00:58:58,258 --> 00:59:02,262 Holy shit, man! What'd those assholes do to you in there? 720 00:59:03,062 --> 00:59:05,131 I'm so sorry, Vinz. 721 00:59:05,999 --> 00:59:08,432 I don't understand. 722 00:59:08,434 --> 00:59:11,402 There's this... There's this thing inside of me that's just... 723 00:59:11,404 --> 00:59:13,337 Quiet down in there! 724 00:59:13,339 --> 00:59:16,909 Or I'll put my boot up your ass, I swear to God. 725 00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:22,282 You fuckin' scumbags. 726 00:59:25,251 --> 00:59:27,421 That's it! No dinner for you shits toni... 727 00:59:45,938 --> 00:59:48,808 Good. Very good. 728 00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:54,046 Sir, we have a security breach reported at checkpoint 4C. 729 00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:56,550 A security breach? How's that possible? 730 01:00:11,898 --> 01:00:14,933 Okay, boys. You survey the perimeter, I'll check the lab. 731 01:00:14,935 --> 01:00:17,670 These science nerds and old farts won't give me any trouble. 732 01:00:17,672 --> 01:00:19,404 Yeah, try not to fall asleep, tough guy! 733 01:00:21,675 --> 01:00:23,943 Fucking Doug. He's not even funny. 734 01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:36,223 We make our escape now or never! 735 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:42,630 You ignorant sheep. 736 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:19,967 You can stay on the ceiling if you like. 737 01:01:20,402 --> 01:01:21,634 Vinz? 738 01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,603 You're getting real close to me, dude. 739 01:01:23,605 --> 01:01:25,239 Vinz? 740 01:01:25,607 --> 01:01:27,643 Huh? Huh? 741 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,514 Yo, I think I'm losing it, man. 742 01:01:34,516 --> 01:01:35,650 Vinz? 743 01:01:44,592 --> 01:01:46,628 Who the fuck are they shooting at? 744 01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:08,383 Hey, I think we... You okay? 745 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:16,124 Stay with us, bro. Lino, hold on. Hold on! 746 01:02:20,596 --> 01:02:22,363 ¡Vámonos!! Todos! 747 01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,233 Shit! We're lost. 748 01:02:26,134 --> 01:02:27,536 There's an exit here. 749 01:02:29,638 --> 01:02:34,307 - Stay with me, Lino. - Please don't fall asleep. 750 01:02:34,309 --> 01:02:35,611 Hold on, Lino. 751 01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:56,563 Daddy? Daddy, is that you? 752 01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:59,566 Your mother didn't abandon you, Son. 753 01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:02,068 She hid you from them. 754 01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:05,307 Sacrificed her life to save yours. 755 01:03:06,642 --> 01:03:09,678 Your mother loved you with all her heart. 756 01:03:13,349 --> 01:03:19,486 I did everything in my power to protect the two of you, to keep you safe. 757 01:03:19,488 --> 01:03:21,421 But they were too strong for me. 758 01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:22,823 Daddy. 759 01:03:22,825 --> 01:03:26,060 Become who you truly are, my son. 760 01:03:27,731 --> 01:03:29,797 The Machos are malevolent beings, 761 01:03:29,799 --> 01:03:33,467 nasty creatures who made a pact with power-hungry humans. 762 01:03:33,469 --> 01:03:36,670 But they never truly trusted them. Not enough to breed with anyway. 763 01:03:36,672 --> 01:03:39,340 So they created their own hybrids in a lab. 764 01:03:39,342 --> 01:03:41,509 Hybrids that feel neither fear nor pain, 765 01:03:41,511 --> 01:03:43,377 and aren't burdened by conscience. 766 01:03:43,379 --> 01:03:45,646 The perfect fusion of the two species. 767 01:03:45,648 --> 01:03:47,381 But this little fella's different. 768 01:03:47,383 --> 01:03:50,318 He's the organic, flawed fruit of a forbidden love. 769 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,522 As you can see, offspring from such a union inherit traits at random. 770 01:03:54,524 --> 01:03:56,323 Their potential is limitless. 771 01:03:56,325 --> 01:03:58,760 Yeah, yeah, Doc. So how do we kill these Machos? 772 01:03:58,762 --> 01:04:02,330 Like all creatures from the pits of Hell, they abhor the cold. 773 01:04:02,332 --> 01:04:04,399 It's no coincidence that for decades, 774 01:04:04,401 --> 01:04:06,801 politicians have been working surreptitiously 775 01:04:06,803 --> 01:04:09,504 to bring about an era of global warming. 776 01:04:09,506 --> 01:04:13,775 Emitting greenhouse gases, massive deforestation, subsidizing fossil fuels. 777 01:04:13,777 --> 01:04:15,543 You get the idea. 778 01:04:15,545 --> 01:04:17,545 It takes time, this terraforming. 779 01:04:17,547 --> 01:04:19,514 By pushing us towards extinction, 780 01:04:19,516 --> 01:04:21,883 they've tipped earth's balance to their favor. 781 01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:24,284 And why wouldn't they? 782 01:04:24,286 --> 01:04:26,889 When their years of well-laid plans could be irrevocably compromised 783 01:04:26,891 --> 01:04:29,392 by some pesky winter snowstorm. 784 01:04:57,187 --> 01:04:58,519 Lino! 785 01:04:58,521 --> 01:05:01,923 Yo, Sleeping Beauty! 786 01:05:01,925 --> 01:05:04,526 You've been knocked out for, like, three days, man. 787 01:05:04,528 --> 01:05:06,929 I wasn't goin' to slip you the tongue or anything. 788 01:05:06,931 --> 01:05:08,799 I don't do that. I'm a gentleman. 789 01:05:11,301 --> 01:05:13,336 Vinz, where the hell are we? 790 01:05:16,607 --> 01:05:19,775 - Time for a smoke break. - Whatever. Just don't do that shit too close to me. 791 01:05:19,777 --> 01:05:21,442 I don't want anything to blow up. 792 01:05:21,444 --> 01:05:23,645 Always "smoke break" this, "pee break" that. 793 01:05:23,647 --> 01:05:27,449 I need you gentlemen to hunker down and focus. We have a world to save! 794 01:05:27,451 --> 01:05:29,318 There's no way we're gonna finish this in time. 795 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,888 My word, you lot are worse than a bunch of whiny teenagers. 796 01:05:32,890 --> 01:05:35,725 Stick to the plan, and no more godforsaken breaks. 797 01:05:36,593 --> 01:05:38,427 ♪ Buh-da-buh-da-buh 798 01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:40,931 ♪ My name is Feliz And I have gas ♪ 799 01:05:44,935 --> 01:05:47,470 Uh, you in here, skeleton man? 800 01:05:48,271 --> 01:05:50,675 Hey, the kids went AWOL! 801 01:05:53,644 --> 01:05:55,944 We didn't belong there, man. Look at us! 802 01:05:55,946 --> 01:05:59,416 We can't even save ourselves. How we gonna save the world? 803 01:06:52,637 --> 01:06:55,370 When you come to my show, you're goin' to a war. 804 01:06:55,372 --> 01:06:58,542 And I'm all for violence, chaos... 805 01:07:00,845 --> 01:07:03,847 Anyone who wants to disappear goes to Mexico, right? 806 01:07:03,849 --> 01:07:07,650 I don't know. It just doesn't feel right, skipping town like this. 807 01:07:07,652 --> 01:07:10,854 I mean, what are we even gonna do down there? We got no marketable skills. 808 01:07:10,856 --> 01:07:14,091 W-We'll figure it out, man. Somehow. 809 01:07:14,093 --> 01:07:17,694 Whatever. I'm just glad Willy won't be there. 810 01:07:17,696 --> 01:07:19,863 Oh, shit, I forgot about Willy. 811 01:07:19,865 --> 01:07:22,098 Poor little dude probably thinks we dead. 812 01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:24,803 I mean, we were kinda his only family, right? 813 01:07:26,404 --> 01:07:29,539 I still got a dollar left. 814 01:07:29,541 --> 01:07:31,943 The phone's right there if you wanna hit him up. 815 01:07:39,384 --> 01:07:44,121 Ah, that must be them. You go off-script, I'll blow your fuckin' head off. 816 01:07:44,123 --> 01:07:45,991 Hey, it's ringin'. 817 01:07:47,526 --> 01:07:49,125 Uh, g-greetings. 818 01:07:49,127 --> 01:07:51,128 Yo, dude. It's us. What's good, man? 819 01:07:51,130 --> 01:07:54,131 Funny you should ask. I'm kinda in a situation right now. 820 01:07:54,133 --> 01:07:57,700 Hey! I thought I told you not to pull anything funny, you little piece of shit. 821 01:07:57,702 --> 01:08:00,338 Hello? Hello? Willy? Willy? 822 01:08:02,407 --> 01:08:04,108 What's up with this piece of shit phone? 823 01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:05,508 Uh, hello? 824 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:07,011 Oh, good. I hear you now. 825 01:08:07,013 --> 01:08:09,612 Me and Vinz got some real shit to fill you in on, bro. 826 01:08:09,614 --> 01:08:12,549 What a coincidence. So do I! 827 01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:15,686 "Capital Info. Back home now. 828 01:08:15,688 --> 01:08:17,888 Life or death question?" 829 01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:19,389 Did I say it right? 830 01:08:19,391 --> 01:08:21,158 What the fuck are you talkin' about, dude? 831 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,826 Hey, is someone there? 832 01:08:22,828 --> 01:08:25,129 Just come back! It's a super big emergency. 833 01:08:25,131 --> 01:08:26,997 I can't talk about it! 834 01:08:26,999 --> 01:08:29,900 What? Willy, man, I can't understand you, dude. 835 01:08:29,902 --> 01:08:31,836 Hey, are you on somethin', bro? 836 01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:34,038 For real, you're not making any sense. 837 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,774 Like, "capital info"? What? 838 01:08:36,675 --> 01:08:38,744 I don't know what to say. 839 01:08:39,478 --> 01:08:41,178 Uh-uh. 840 01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:43,714 I can't tell you over the phone. Just get your asses here now! 841 01:08:43,716 --> 01:08:47,117 What? Hello? Willy? 842 01:08:47,119 --> 01:08:50,088 What's up? What'd he say? 843 01:08:50,090 --> 01:08:52,656 He said he needs to tell us some important shit. 844 01:08:52,658 --> 01:08:54,525 Then that motherfucker hung up on me. 845 01:08:54,527 --> 01:08:56,694 Was actin' real weird the whole time, man. 846 01:08:56,696 --> 01:08:58,662 So? He's always weird. 847 01:08:58,664 --> 01:09:02,800 I don't know, man. Somethin' sounded off. I think we gotta go back. 848 01:09:02,802 --> 01:09:05,036 Back to DMC? Are you' crazy, man? 849 01:09:05,038 --> 01:09:06,637 Yeah, you're right. It's too risky. 850 01:09:06,639 --> 01:09:08,639 Damn straight, it's too risky. 851 01:09:08,641 --> 01:09:11,677 Willy's a survivor. He don't need us. 852 01:09:14,647 --> 01:09:18,616 But if he's really in danger, we can't just leave our boy hangin' like that. 853 01:09:18,618 --> 01:09:20,718 Fuck Willy! 854 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,653 How long we gonna keep letting this douchebag fuck our lives up? 855 01:09:22,655 --> 01:09:24,688 He's your boy, Lino, not mine! 856 01:09:24,690 --> 01:09:26,557 It's not my job to handle his shit! 857 01:09:26,559 --> 01:09:28,760 What we have to fucking do is get outta of here, 858 01:09:28,762 --> 01:09:32,997 away from the DMC, away from the tentacle mafia, and from motherfucking Willy. 859 01:09:32,999 --> 01:09:36,669 He's nothin' but fucking trouble, man! Ugh! 860 01:09:38,238 --> 01:09:40,908 Don't just look at me. Let's go save him. 861 01:09:45,645 --> 01:09:47,446 Hang tight, Willy. 862 01:09:59,659 --> 01:10:03,862 As DMC police try to quell the violent riots plaguing the city, 863 01:10:03,864 --> 01:10:07,065 President Gore Tex made an official statement, declaring the riots... 864 01:10:07,067 --> 01:10:09,468 - Hey, hey, check these two out! - Huh? 865 01:10:11,271 --> 01:10:13,071 Sit tight, Cat Boy. 866 01:10:13,073 --> 01:10:17,642 This better be your friends or you'll be in a world of hurt. 867 01:10:17,644 --> 01:10:20,578 Your performance on the phone was shit. 868 01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:22,781 Let's hope they bought it. 869 01:10:22,783 --> 01:10:28,187 If not, I might get creative and shove some fireworks up that furry ass of yours. 870 01:10:28,189 --> 01:10:30,889 Cause, hey, I'm feelin' festive! 871 01:10:30,891 --> 01:10:34,793 Little secret: even as a kid, I loved torturing animals. 872 01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:37,230 So part of me hopes your friends don't show up. 873 01:10:45,605 --> 01:10:50,142 Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm sweating my fucking balls off in here. 874 01:10:50,144 --> 01:10:53,012 It's hotter than Satan's anus in this piece-of-shit trailer. 875 01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:56,148 Don't you have a fan in here? Jesus Christ! 876 01:10:58,151 --> 01:11:00,151 It can't be. 877 01:11:00,153 --> 01:11:02,221 No fucking way. They actually came back. 878 01:11:02,223 --> 01:11:05,193 Those fuckwits are unbelievable. 879 01:11:06,995 --> 01:11:09,794 Oh, this is too perfect. 880 01:11:09,796 --> 01:11:12,163 Your boyfriends are here to rescue you. 881 01:11:12,165 --> 01:11:14,802 Hold it. Now say "cheese". 882 01:11:16,170 --> 01:11:18,806 Come on. Outta the way, asshole! 883 01:11:20,774 --> 01:11:22,774 Don't move. 884 01:11:22,776 --> 01:11:25,145 No, no, no. Stay right there. 885 01:11:26,781 --> 01:11:29,749 Hey, you little puto, I'm watching you! 886 01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:31,786 There you are. 887 01:11:33,154 --> 01:11:35,189 Son of a bitch. 888 01:11:37,057 --> 01:11:40,159 Come on. Show me your eyes. 889 01:11:40,161 --> 01:11:42,228 Ah. 890 01:11:42,230 --> 01:11:43,664 Good night. 891 01:11:44,165 --> 01:11:45,133 No! 892 01:11:46,234 --> 01:11:47,866 Did you see that? 893 01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:51,037 Let's get this motherfucker, man! Get him! 894 01:11:51,039 --> 01:11:53,239 Fuck you! Fuck you! 895 01:11:53,241 --> 01:11:54,876 Where'd that come from? 896 01:11:56,210 --> 01:11:57,612 No. 897 01:11:58,379 --> 01:11:59,747 ¡Puta madre! 898 01:12:03,851 --> 01:12:06,152 Shit! Those shots came from Willy's! 899 01:12:10,191 --> 01:12:11,225 Oh, man. 900 01:12:20,835 --> 01:12:21,969 Yaa! 901 01:12:24,839 --> 01:12:26,275 Willy! 902 01:12:54,236 --> 01:12:57,337 What you're witnessing is a Channel 7 "World's Ahead" exclusive. 903 01:12:57,339 --> 01:13:00,139 A shoot-out has just erupted in this Southland neighborhood 904 01:13:00,141 --> 01:13:04,044 which had, until now, escaped involvement in the surrounding riots. 905 01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,712 Wait, hold on. 906 01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:08,014 I can see a man climbing onto the roof of a trailer. 907 01:13:08,016 --> 01:13:10,016 Is it another terrorist? No. 908 01:13:10,018 --> 01:13:13,018 Uh, he looks like a lone wolf gunman! 909 01:13:13,020 --> 01:13:16,123 Oh, you want a fuckin' war? Then you'll get one! 910 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,926 Say hello to my little friend! 911 01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:20,427 Man, we gotta save Willy. 912 01:13:20,429 --> 01:13:23,029 Huh? Are you crazy? That's suicide! 913 01:13:23,031 --> 01:13:26,766 But if I don't try, I won't be able to live with myself. 914 01:13:26,768 --> 01:13:28,238 Know what I'm sayin'? 915 01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:33,073 I may be a loser, but I'm not a fuckin' coward! 916 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,407 Lino, wait! 917 01:13:34,409 --> 01:13:36,044 Fuckin' Willy. 918 01:13:42,017 --> 01:13:43,652 Get the fuck outta here, pendejo! 919 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:46,453 Wrong way! 920 01:13:46,455 --> 01:13:49,725 Run, you little punk! 921 01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:56,064 I got him! 922 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:07,676 What took you douchebags so long? 923 01:14:20,423 --> 01:14:24,492 Ladies and gentlemen, we are now witnessing an extraordinary sight. 924 01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:26,427 An unidentified flying object... 925 01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,064 Huh? 926 01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:34,001 Trajectory indicates that it originated from the desert, 927 01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:35,536 east of DMC. 928 01:14:35,538 --> 01:14:37,037 We still don't know what it is or why... 929 01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:38,473 Ahh. 930 01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:40,109 Vaya con Dios. 931 01:14:41,945 --> 01:14:43,846 It's out of our hands now. 932 01:14:54,224 --> 01:14:56,224 The UFO just exploded! 933 01:14:56,226 --> 01:14:58,261 This must be the work of terrorists... 934 01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:07,835 - Hey! - Huh? 935 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,037 W-What's goin' on? 936 01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:12,141 - Come on! - Huh? 937 01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:23,517 Lino? 938 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,221 Lino! 939 01:15:40,004 --> 01:15:41,138 Huh? 940 01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:51,415 Uh, Doc. This wasn't part of the plan. 941 01:15:53,984 --> 01:15:57,020 Wait for the temperature to drop. You'll see. 942 01:16:04,028 --> 01:16:08,030 Lino! Holy shit, you're all right. 943 01:16:08,032 --> 01:16:09,864 What the hell was that in the sky? 944 01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:11,866 You think it was the Luchador rocket? 945 01:16:11,868 --> 01:16:14,038 I don't know. Why is it so cold? 946 01:17:14,999 --> 01:17:17,433 Yo, it's snowing in the DMC! 947 01:17:17,435 --> 01:17:19,000 That's sick! 948 01:17:19,002 --> 01:17:20,305 Shit, Lino! 949 01:17:21,406 --> 01:17:23,639 I-I can't... I can't move! 950 01:17:23,641 --> 01:17:25,443 I'm freezing up inside! 951 01:17:26,712 --> 01:17:28,446 I'm scared, Vinz. 952 01:17:31,249 --> 01:17:35,286 Whoa! Lino, you're turning into a popsicle. 953 01:17:37,255 --> 01:17:41,023 Hey, you're not allowed to die on us, okay? 954 01:17:41,025 --> 01:17:43,393 I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel. 955 01:17:43,395 --> 01:17:45,261 It's in front of me. 956 01:17:45,263 --> 01:17:48,398 Then make a fucking U-turn! Don't go into the light! 957 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,467 Huh? 958 01:17:50,469 --> 01:17:53,405 You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here after what you did. 959 01:17:57,008 --> 01:18:01,044 Man, leave us the fuck alone! You've been nothing but trouble since we met you! 960 01:18:11,156 --> 01:18:13,459 Lino, please don't fall for this shit again. 961 01:18:19,230 --> 01:18:21,634 Oh, shit, Lino. 962 01:18:22,735 --> 01:18:25,602 My heart. It's warming up. 963 01:18:25,604 --> 01:18:27,771 You did the same for me. 964 01:18:27,773 --> 01:18:30,643 Thank you for showing me there's another way, Angelino. 965 01:18:31,610 --> 01:18:34,043 I believed no one would accept me, 966 01:18:34,045 --> 01:18:36,679 that they'd hate me, so I hated them first. 967 01:18:36,681 --> 01:18:40,617 But feeding on hatred leaves such a bitter taste. 968 01:18:40,619 --> 01:18:44,657 I'm quickly learning I much prefer the sweetness of a stolen kiss. 969 01:18:45,524 --> 01:18:47,091 Guys. 970 01:19:02,742 --> 01:19:05,309 Why are you so desperate to be like them? 971 01:19:05,311 --> 01:19:07,311 Hey, you fucking pendejo! 972 01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,693 They made me lose my train of thought. 973 01:19:22,695 --> 01:19:24,597 Where were we? 974 01:19:35,241 --> 01:19:37,208 Mmm. 975 01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:39,279 This has never happened to me. 976 01:19:40,145 --> 01:19:41,515 Get the fuck away from her! 977 01:20:12,177 --> 01:20:13,745 Fight, Angelino! Do somethin'! 978 01:20:13,747 --> 01:20:15,680 Free your inner tentacle monster, dude! 979 01:20:15,682 --> 01:20:18,718 - You have to! - I'd rather die. 980 01:20:23,222 --> 01:20:26,059 Well, you're about to, Lino. Get up! Transform! 981 01:20:37,437 --> 01:20:39,472 Oh, shit, he's gonna kill him! 982 01:20:42,842 --> 01:20:45,310 Abandon your humanity 983 01:20:45,312 --> 01:20:48,846 and become who you were always meant to be. 984 01:20:58,858 --> 01:21:02,496 Become who you truly are, my son. 985 01:21:08,168 --> 01:21:12,105 No beast. Today it's gonna be you and me. 986 01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:20,211 What are you doing, man? You got tentacles! Use them! 987 01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:24,818 Hell no. I'm never letting that monster control me ever again. 988 01:21:25,786 --> 01:21:27,419 Sort that shit out in therapy, man. 989 01:21:27,421 --> 01:21:29,757 You need to Hulk out or you're dead! 990 01:21:31,592 --> 01:21:33,661 I'm-a bust a cap in your ass, dude. 991 01:21:34,929 --> 01:21:37,164 You're not gonna know what hit you. 992 01:21:57,985 --> 01:22:01,723 Uh, it looks like you guys got this! See you back at Pipo's! 993 01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:11,563 Such power at your disposal, and you did nothing with it. 994 01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:24,478 Because you're a goddamn coward. 995 01:22:25,881 --> 01:22:28,917 And that's why you ended up on the wrong side of a gun. 996 01:22:32,453 --> 01:22:35,587 "Thus bad begins... 997 01:22:35,589 --> 01:22:37,857 ...and worse remains behind." 998 01:22:37,859 --> 01:22:40,962 Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4. 999 01:22:47,368 --> 01:22:49,871 Eye for an eye, motherfucker. 1000 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:08,655 "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword!" 1001 01:23:15,064 --> 01:23:16,498 Luna? 1002 01:23:31,346 --> 01:23:32,647 Luna? 1003 01:23:49,699 --> 01:23:53,301 My heart. It's getting cold again. 1004 01:24:10,052 --> 01:24:13,322 So, Doc, you think we got rid of 'em? 1005 01:24:14,690 --> 01:24:16,291 I mean, for good? 1006 01:24:18,060 --> 01:24:22,362 No one will ever know it was us who saved 'em. 1007 01:24:22,364 --> 01:24:24,399 And we must keep it that way. 1008 01:24:27,537 --> 01:24:30,805 It's been over two months since it all went down. 1009 01:24:30,807 --> 01:24:33,107 The snow is finally starting to melt. 1010 01:24:33,109 --> 01:24:36,110 The city is slowly getting its old groove back. 1011 01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:41,615 The news stopped talking about the UFO, the snow, all of it. 1012 01:24:41,617 --> 01:24:43,551 They said it was eco-terrorism, 1013 01:24:43,553 --> 01:24:46,754 that a satellite crashed in the stratosphere. 1014 01:24:46,756 --> 01:24:48,757 And now, nothing. 1015 01:24:49,559 --> 01:24:52,093 None of it happened. 1016 01:24:52,095 --> 01:24:54,762 Life picked up exactly where it left off. 1017 01:24:54,764 --> 01:24:56,630 Well, almost. 1018 01:24:56,632 --> 01:24:59,066 When your old president freezes to death, 1019 01:24:59,068 --> 01:25:01,402 you elect a new one. 1020 01:25:01,404 --> 01:25:03,704 I don't know if they're actually gonna be able to change anything 1021 01:25:03,706 --> 01:25:06,440 in this fucked-up country, but I think there's reason to hope. 1022 01:25:06,442 --> 01:25:10,444 Still haven't heard from Willy, except on the music channels. 1023 01:25:10,446 --> 01:25:12,881 He's goin' through a mystical phase. 1024 01:25:12,883 --> 01:25:15,549 Just dropped his first single. It's all right. 1025 01:25:15,551 --> 01:25:17,152 ♪ Yeah, yeah It's ya boy Willy ♪ 1026 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:18,986 ♪ Trippin' In his ill shades ♪ 1027 01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:20,621 ♪ Livin' here In outer space ♪ 1028 01:25:20,623 --> 01:25:22,423 ♪ Got no oxygen mask 1029 01:25:22,425 --> 01:25:23,791 ♪ But don't matter Don't need to ask ♪ 1030 01:25:23,793 --> 01:25:25,694 ♪ 'Cuz I'm your oxygen 1031 01:25:25,696 --> 01:25:27,696 ♪ Yeah, I'm the one Multiplying the oxygen ♪ 1032 01:25:27,698 --> 01:25:29,563 His karma's probably fucked, 1033 01:25:29,565 --> 01:25:32,499 but as long as he's "multiplying the oxygen," 1034 01:25:32,501 --> 01:25:34,902 then he's good, I guess. 1035 01:25:34,904 --> 01:25:37,772 Sooner or later he'll come crawling back to us. 1036 01:25:37,774 --> 01:25:41,076 You'll see. Nobody can stand Willy for more than a month. 1037 01:25:41,078 --> 01:25:44,745 Me and Vinz? Our asses are back at Rios Rosas. 1038 01:25:44,747 --> 01:25:48,984 It's nasty as ever, but, hey, it's home. 1039 01:25:48,986 --> 01:25:52,888 Plus, we found a new TV, so everything's cool. 1040 01:25:52,890 --> 01:25:55,824 As they face off in a traditional two-on-two match-up. 1041 01:25:55,826 --> 01:25:58,628 Oh, kick to the plexus! And a Hammer Smash! 1042 01:25:59,962 --> 01:26:02,097 Oh, I almost forgot. 1043 01:26:02,099 --> 01:26:05,636 My roaches are back too. But without any Luchadores. 1044 01:26:16,247 --> 01:26:19,648 He falls on his back! What's Tiger doing? 1045 01:26:19,650 --> 01:26:22,183 This does not look good! 1046 01:26:22,185 --> 01:26:25,121 Vinz finally got hired someplace. 1047 01:26:25,123 --> 01:26:26,788 You ready for this? 1048 01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:29,726 At Pipo's, where you and me first met. 1049 01:26:31,194 --> 01:26:32,894 Yo, I'm home. 1050 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:35,596 - What's good, man? - Eh, you know. 1051 01:26:35,598 --> 01:26:38,833 Just writing love letters to a girl with no address. 1052 01:26:38,835 --> 01:26:42,206 Yeah. She wasn't at Pipo's today either, man. Sorry. 1053 01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:47,175 Well, maybe tomorrow. 1054 01:26:47,177 --> 01:26:49,511 Maybe. 1055 01:26:49,513 --> 01:26:52,781 I still think about you all the damn time. 1056 01:26:52,783 --> 01:26:55,953 Where you are, what you're doing. 1057 01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:59,823 And you? You ever think about me? 1058 01:27:00,792 --> 01:27:02,226 From time to time? 1059 01:27:12,169 --> 01:27:16,839 This has been Angelino, coming to you live from Rios Rosas, DMC, 1060 01:27:16,841 --> 01:27:19,976 New California, in the United States of America, 1061 01:27:19,978 --> 01:27:23,513 on the planet Earth, which is located in... 1062 01:27:24,081 --> 01:27:25,815 You know what? 1063 01:27:25,817 --> 01:27:29,018 I got no fuckin' idea what's out there after that. 1064 01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:31,655 Thanks, Luna. 1065 01:27:33,024 --> 01:27:34,258 For everything. 1066 01:28:17,668 --> 01:28:19,168 Oh, okay. 1067 01:28:21,307 --> 01:28:23,039 Subtitles by explosiveskull