Whoo!
All right, yeah Pretty fun. Future-Worm.
HOST: Welcome back to
Be Mine Across Time: Paleolithic Era.
(CHEERING)
Now, Ooga, it's the final round.
One and only one of these fine bachelors
from across time will be yours.
We're down to the last question.
So, think carefully.
(GRUNTING)
Okay, you heard her, gentlemen.
What's your idea of a romantic night out?
Bachelor number one.
(SNARLING)
I, Jorgoth, Lord of the Emerald Fear dimension,
would show you untold oceans of darkness...
What a treat. Bachelor number two.
Whoa, a romantical night.
Hmm... Think, Barl.
(SCREAMING) I'm flying.
(CHUCKLES) Lovely! Bachelor number three.
I don't know much about romance, Ooga.
But if you want to whale on your abs,
chug a few burgers,
and fight something bigger than you...
(SPITS)
I'm free Friday.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
Whoo! Good answer, Fyootch.
That's my best bud up there.
You got this.
And even if you don't, who cares?
We've got our time travel road trip today.
So, who's it going to be, Ooga?
Bachelor number one?
Join me, and we will feast upon the disquiet
that hides in the hearts of all mankind.
Bachelor number two?
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
AUDIENCE: Ooh.
Or bachelor number three?
Um, okay, there you go. (CLEARING THROAT)
(GROANS)
(CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHING)
And it's bachelor number three.
-(ALL CHEERING) -DANNY: Whoo, yeah.
Fyootch! Whoo!
That's how it's done, son.
-(LAUGHS) -(SCREAMING)
The reaming will return to... (GROANING)
You rocked up there, Fyootch.
Uh... Fyootch?
Kinda left me hangin' here.
Hey, Ooga, you look, uh, sweaty.
You been working out?
Uh, clubbing dinosaurs?
(GRUNTING)
Triceratops, yeah, yeah. I gotta tell you.
Uh, hey, Ooga,
I'm Future-Worm's best friend, Danny.
Any friend of Fyootch's is a friend of mine.
(GRUNTING)
Um, yeah.
Sweet girl, isn't she?
I really lucked out. Oh, boy, I'm the best.
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
Totally!
It'd be like 100,000 BC all over again.
-(LAUGHING) -Yeah, good one, Ooga.
She's got a wicked sense of humor, doesn't she?
You never know what you're missing till you find it.
-Am I right? -(GRUNTING)
Yes, I've always wanted to try that.
Shall we, my love?
(GRUNTING)
Wait, what about our time travel road trip? Remember?
We had it all planned out for today.
Ah, right. Don't worry, we've got plenty of time.
Time machine. Remember?
Built it himself. Kid's a genius.
Future is not going anywhere.
So, I'm gonna go where this goes right now.
Know what I mean? Okay, come on!
(GRUNTING)
Fyootch, what about me?
Is it cool if I tag along?
Uh, yeah, sure.
(NARRATOR READING)
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah.
Mmm!
-(TRUMPETS) -(ROARS)
Tag me in. Tag me in.
(GROANS)
-(ROARS) -(ALL SCREAMING)
(DRUMMING)
DANNY: Hey, guys.
Check me out, I'm...
-(ROARS) -(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
Smart and artistic!
I'm dating a real Renaissance woman.
Hold on.
Something's missing.
Or someone. I got this.
Guys?
-Fyootch, where did you... -(FUTURE-WORM LAUGHING)
...go?
(SIGHS)
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there you go.
Invention of the wheel.
Now you can, you know, roll stuff.
(GRUNTING)
-Yeah. -(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS)
(AUTOMATED VOICE) Robo-Carp.
Robo-Carp, be my best friend.
Long have I waited to hear those words.
Master.
(GASPS)
Hop on, best friend. Ring, ring.
(DANNY SCREAMING)
Eh, yeah.
And that, right there, that's fire.
-(SCREAMS) -Yikes!
-Weak. -Oh.
You all right?
Well, it's been an exciting day, huh?
We better hit the road, Fyootch.
As in our time travel road trip.
Good call.
I think we kinda burned out the whole
cave-people time or whatever.
-Let's roll! -Yes!
Now, we can finally get back to normal.
Road-trip city.
Population, best friends only.
Heck, yeah, this is gonna rule.
-You're gonna love the future, Ooga. -Huh?
-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
Fyootch, I thought this was gonna be our thing.
This is our thing.
You, me and Ooga.
You thought I was gonna invite Barl or something?
No way!
Fine. Let's go home and pack.
(GAGGING AND SPITTING)
You know it!
Hey, we even finish each other's sentences now.
Are we meant for each other or what?
(SIGHS)
You know it.
Catch up with you in a bit, D.
First, I'm gonna show Ooga around.
So, I'll show you the sights here.
There's a bunch of stuff out there.
That's just a bunch of Doug's crud.
(LAUGHING)
You got that right.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Mom?
(GRUNTING)
Just a sec, honey.
(GRUNTING)
Hugo the hugging hippo was hugging too hard again.
Back to the drawing board you go, Hugo.
He almost crushed my ribcage.
(SIGHS)
Aw. What's up, butter cup?
You look a little down.
Yeah.
See, Fyootch has this new GF
and, I don't know, I'm happy for him, but...
What if he decides he likes her more
and stops hanging out with me?
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
Maybe your father can give you some advice.
Feeling insecure in a relationship is more his thing.
Megan, do you still love me?
(CHUCKLES) Duh.
Come on, Dad,
I got questions that need answering.
I need a man talk.
I love you.
(GRUNTS)
I know you do, Hugo. I know.
Son, I know just how you feel.
-Really? -Mmm-hmm.
When your mother got her first smart phone, I felt left out.
She was texting and liking and posting
and reposting and texting again.
I felt like I was losing her.
I wanted to destroy that evil phone!
(CHUCKLES) But that was silly.
Megan would never leave me for a phone.
Megan?
That kinda makes sense.
I guess.
I'll give Fyootch some space and see what happens.
Thanks, Dad.
Hmm.
Wonder why she didn't answer me.
Megan? Honey? Are you there?
She always answers the phone.
You're gonna love it, Oog.
Tastes like a birthday cake with a crunch. (LAUGHS)
Oh. Hey, D, just in time.
I'm about to initiate Ooga into club Cakerz.
Complete with an episode of...
STARBOLT: Steak Starbolt.
I love you, Mira Faye.
More than any of my friends.
Even my best friend, Dr. Tentacle.
(SOBBING)
That's good, Steak, because as they say,
you can't have a girlfriend and a best friend.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, that's... That's cool.
Sharing that super special best friend thing,
that was kinda just for you and me.
Hey, so about our road trip...
Yeah, Ooga is pumped.
She's never been to Future Jack City,
Laser Island, New Montana.
She's never even seen Earth
after the Mecha Muck uprising.
Crazy, right?
Totally.
Hey, how about you take the lunch box
and go together?
Show Ooga all the cool stuff out there.
It's not often you find someone across
all of space and time you could be happy with.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, I know.
(STUTTERING) Are you... But, are you sure?
Yeah. You deserve to be happy, man.
I'm glad you found your other half.
Well, I mean...
Uh...
If you're cool.
(GRUNTING)
Uh, okay.
So, we're gonna go.
And I guess I'll see you later.
For sure. Go and enjoy yourselves.
(SIGHS)
I guess I'll just do this for a bit.
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
Fyootch, you're back!
(GROANS)
What's wrong? Where's Ooga?
Uh, somewhere in the Paleolithic, I guess.
Not really... We're not, you know, well...
Wait, wait, did you guys break up?
-(GROANS) -What happened?
(SOBBING)
Maybe someday, but right now
Danny's all alone back there
and it's just... I can't leave him.
I miss my best bud.
(SOBBING)
Sorry you have to see me like this, Ooga.
(GRUNTING)
Okay, I'll just take you home.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(MUTTERING) Nothing, it didn't work out.
I'm back where I belong.
Wow!
Sorry it didn't work out.
I know she was your one true love.
Well, I mean, Ooga is great, but... (CLEARING THROAT)
Plenty of fish in the sea
and Future-Worm is pretty good bait.
Let's put it this way, Danny.
There's only one person in all space time
I want to spend my days with.
Uh, you. It's you.
Sorry, I thought it was implied.
You know it.
-(LAUGHING) Yeah. -Aw...
There is no hug without Hugo...
(BOTH SCREAMING)
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!
(GROANS)
Come on.
(GROANING)
Great and powerful Liz Wiz.
Thus far, I have failed in my duty
to recruit Danny into the Gem For...
Verily, the prophecy must be fulfilled.
But I'm beginning to fear your involvement
is an impediment to Danny's ascension.
(COUGHS)
You all right, Liz Wiz?
I'm fine. Sorry about that.
I assure you, this time my plan is foolproof.
This had better not be
the shrink down, enter his brain
and rewire his memory's plan again.
(STUTTERING) What? You think I would...
No, I would never ever bring that up again.
Come on.
I've got plenty of ideas.
-All right. -Don't you worry about a thing, old boy.
(SIGHS)
Come on, babies.
Zarlid needs a new idea.
Aha! Of course!
(BELL RINGING)
Come on, Fyootch.
We got two-on-two with Ruby and Paco.
I can beat those chumps
with my tongue tied around my head.
Bring it, suckers!
Say, Future-Worm,
can I see you in my office for a moment?
-No. -Well, I was
hoping to buy some of your three-second workout tapes.
I'll catch up with you in a second, D.
So, it's 10 bucks a tape
unless you get ten tapes, which is $99.99.
And for another five dollars,
you can get a Future-Worm sweat rag.
Huh?
Uh, fine, fine, the sweat rag is free.
It's not your tapes I want, Future-Worm.
It's your body.
-Uh... -I must commandeer your body
and use it to persuade Danny
to sign a soul binding contract,
pledging allegiance to the Gem Force Five.
Wait, you what?
Why don't you just, like, ask him?
-Hmm... -(GROANS)
(FUTURE-WORM SCREAMING)
Okay. Mm-hmm.
(IN ZARLID'S VOICE) Because he's much more willing
to listen to his best friend.
(LAUGHS)
(BLOWING) Oh, no, that's my only shirt.
(GROANING)
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
What's happening? What's happening?
Okay, okay, okay.
If Zarlid makes Danny his prophecy prisoner,
his life will be over.
I'm coming, Danny!
(GROANS)
It's like swimming through peanut butter.
(WHISTLES)
-Doug. Doug! -(HUMMING)
We gotta save Danny.
Doug, you hear me?
Danny's in trouble!
Listen here, you lanky, beardless waste of...
Huh?
(IN FUTURE-WORM'S VOICE) Wait, I'm real again.
So now I'm Doug? Ugh! Weak.
At least I can save Danny.
(GRUNTS)
How do you... How do you control these stupid legs?
(GROANING)
How do you control these stupid segmental ganglions?
Fyootch, think fast.
(GROANS)
Uh... Are you okay, dude?
(GROANS)
Ah, give me a second here.
(COUGHING)
(VOMITING)
You sound terrible, Fyootch.
Let's get you to the nurse's office.
(GRUNTING)
(CAR ALARM SOUNDING)
(ENGINE STARTS)
Finally.
This is gonna be way easier than walking.
(VEHICLES HONKING)
(SCREAMING) I don't know how to drive!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GROANS)
That was easy.
Whoa! Nice wreck, Danny's dad.
Oh, hey, thanks. Yup, that's me, Doug.
Could you give me a hand over here?
Sure thing, Danny's dad.
Here you go, buddy. It's all right.
(SIGHS) I'm sick with guilt, Danny.
Can't walk. Can't talk normally.
This whole gem quest thing...
I think we made a big mistake in not joining.
Seriously? But you hate prophecies.
I used to.
But now, I see how selfish I was to deprive you
of the fate the ancient scrolls foretold.
You're the chosen one, Danny.
Wow!
That's a big 180, Fyootch.
Well, you know what I always say.
It's time to dance, Clementine.
Right? Ha-ha. Just like always.
(YELLING)
(LAUGHS) School's dumb.
Whoa!
-Whoo! -Whoa!
Sweet crash.
(IN FUTURE-WORM'S VOICE) Danny, I'm coming for you!
I've got complete mastery of the human body.
(GRUNTS)
Uh, how do I...
Dang thing must be locked.
Nothing my titanium abs can't fix.
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING) Danny!
No way I'm letting you suck him into your gem quest,
lizard scum.
(IN ZARLID'S VOICE) Yup, so, according to Mr. Zarlid,
you just stick your hand there
and your immortal soul will be, you know,
bound for eternity to complete the quest
for all 99 gems of mystery and space!
Uh, are you sure about all this, Fyootch?
Yes, I'm sure! Just do it!
Sounds good. High five.
Um...
Ugh!
(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS) -(IN OWN VOICE) Danny, I'm here!
Mr. Zarlid, did you come
to watch the swearing-in ceremony?
Danny, don't sign that contract.
This is the real Future-Worm.
Zarlid body-swapped us.
(LAUGHS) Classic Zarlid.
What a goof ball.
Now let's get this prophecy fulfilled. Here.
No! I knew something was up.
Hey, give me that switch swap thing
and I'll switch it to swap you back.
He lies, Danny.
I'll defeat him with my signature moves.
(GURGLING)
Bring it.
I'll mop the floor with your... Uh, with my...
Wait. I can't damage that gorgeous face.
(GRUNTING)
Hey, you're punching my body!
Oh, two can play at that game.
(GRUNTING)
(MUMBLING)
Swip swap.
(GASPS)
-(IN FUTURE-WORM'S VOICE) Oh. -You okay, dude?
Yeah. Oh, why does my breath smell like puke?
Mr. Zarlid, if you wanted me to join
your gem team so bad, why all these schemes?
Why not just ask?
Oh. Well, I...
(SIGHS) All right.
Danny, would you like to lead the Gem Force Five?
Ugh. Not after all this noise, sucker.
Oh, burn.
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!
Pa, someone's a-coming up the road.
Mr. Starbolt, you're not an easy meat to find.
Well done.
We need you, Steak.
There's been an incident.
It's your brother.
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
I'm afraid Sauce Starbolt has escaped.
He's after the president and...
You want me, Steak Starbolt, to impersonate the president
and thwart Sauce's scheme?
Yes. But how did you...
'Cause I'm Steak Starbolt!
NARRATOR: This summer...
It's a perfect likeness.
NARRATOR: ...fire up the grill.
I'm the president. You are my peon
and you'll follow my orders!
I'm the general of the armed forces!
You do not outrank me, sir!
-(SIRENS WAILING) -NARRATOR: It's time to get cooking.
Steak Sauce.
(LAUGHS)
NARRATOR: 'Cause the stakes just got higher.
AGENT: It's a full-scale invasion.
The only way to stop it is if you two work together.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
NARRATOR: And higher.
(SCREAMING)
They've got my daughter!
NARRATOR: Still rising.
I'm sorry, Steak.
I can't.
-I'm, I'm getting married. -What?
NARRATOR: Rising. Rising.
The whole city's been sauced
and saucered.
NARRATOR: You thought the stakes were done being raised.
But oh, no.
-(GASPS) -Mira! Mira!
NARRATOR: Almost there.
But oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
How could you? You're my brother.
You condiment me perfectly.
NARRATOR: Now those are some high stakes, suckers.
(LAUGHING)
(NARRATOR READING)
(GRUNTS)
(NARRATOR READING)
And introducing Nuke Sportwell as The Grill Man.
Whoo! Now, that's what I call flame grilled.
NARRATOR: In Steak Starbolt...
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(NARRATOR READING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)