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(BOTH LAUGHING)

2
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Whoo!

3
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All right, yeah. Pretty fun. Future-Worm.

4
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(GASPS) The cast list
for tomorrow's musical's up!

5
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-BOY: Step aside. Step aside.

6
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Ooh, ooh! I hope I get to be
the lighting guy again!

7
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Ugh, I don't.

8
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You ruined my performance
as Hamlet last season.

9
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No one can tell
how sullied my flesh was.

10
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(SCOFFS) Yeah right.

11
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The play would've died without
the disco ball and strobes.

12
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Yeah, can it, Chadd.

13
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Congrats, Danny, you're the lead!

14
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BOTH: What!

15
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BOTH: That's impossible!

16
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Nothing's impossible...
For the prophesied leader

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of the Gem Force Five!

18
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Oh boy, here we go...

19
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Aw, come on, Mr. Zarlid!

20
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I already told you I'm not down
with your stupid gem quest, man!

21
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Uh, excuse me,

22
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what happened to Ms. Singh?

23
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And since when do you run the theater?

24
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Do you think I agreed
to be her housekeeper

25
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in exchange for control
of the play or something?

26
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(LAUGHS) That's...

27
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That's weirdly specific, Chadd.

28
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

29
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Oh, dear. I have to go!

30
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It's an emergency!

31
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That has nothing to do with
Ms. Singh's laundry, Chadd.

32
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Can't wait to hear you sing
the Gem Quest Fight Song, Danny!

33
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Yip yip!

34
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Look, man,
I hate singing.

35
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-We could just trade parts.
-(DOOR OPENS)

36
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And no trading parts!

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Danny, if you don't sing
in this play, you'll be...

38
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Uh, expelled!

39
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That's a thing, right?

40
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Yeah. So you better sing!

41
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(BOTH GROANING)

42
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(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

43
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This is bogus, Fyootch!

44
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Why does Zarlid keep doing this to me?

45
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Lizard people, man.

46
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Always dressing up as teachers,

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tryin' to recruit you
into some gem quests.

48
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Hey, you wanna go to
the vapor planet, 9099?

49
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It's not great, but, musicals are illegal.

50
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-Perfect!
-Great, great, great, let's go.

51
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'Cause I'm never singing again.

52
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Not after last time...

53
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(SINGING) Teapot, teapot, teapot!

54
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-(SHRIEKING)
-(BOTH GASP)

55
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

56
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(AUDIO DISTORTING)

57
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(SOBBING) No!

58
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At least you broke some stuff.
That's pretty cool, right?

59
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BOTH: Whoa!

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(GROANS)

61
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-Future Danny?
-Future you?

62
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I forgot how bad of a driver
I was at your age.

63
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All right, just pay for the damages
and we'll call it a day.

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Wait, wait, you think this is my fault?

65
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No way!
You were probably napping again, oldie.

66
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Ha! You think I have time for naps?

67
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Maybe in your cakewalk of a childhood,

68
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you've got time for siestas,

69
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but I sure don't.

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Dude, Future Danny can sing like an angel.

71
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We gotta trick him
into taking my place in the show!

72
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Good call.

73
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What, you think
your life is harder than mine?

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Yeah, right!
You wouldn't last a day in my world.

75
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What? What's that got to do with
you crashing into my lunch box?

76
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I'm saying, we trade places.

77
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If being a kid is such a cakewalk,

78
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then go to my school
and sing in my musical.

79
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I'll bet you the repair costs,
you can't do it.

80
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Ha! Are you kidding?

81
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With my pipes?

82
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You just lost yourself a bet, kid.

83
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Er, lost a bet to yourself.

84
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Look, just don't make
any trouble at school, okay?

85
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You'll quit so fast,
I won't even have time to get in trouble.

86
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Peace out, sucka!

87
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Boom. Tricked!

88
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That's how it's done, son!
No singing for this guy.

89
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(SNIFFS) Woof. Wow! Oh.

90
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But you might wanna
consider some laundry...

91
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Saw you, saw her, don't care,
saw her, don't care...

92
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Chadd, you spell your name with two D's?

93
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VOICE: Yeah. The second one is for "Dork!"

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(LAUGHS) That was a good one,
who said that?

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VOICE: Yo!

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MR. ZARLID: Danny?

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Yo.

98
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Why is your hair white?

99
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A man gave me a fright!

100
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Oh, okay. And why do you have a beard?

101
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Got scared.

102
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Hmm... I don't recall
seeing that in the prophecy.

103
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What makes you think
you can diss the C, H, A, Double-D?

104
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(MOCKING CHADD)

105
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'Cause the only Double-D in this theater

106
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is this here Danny Douglas,
AKA star of the play.

107
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Ain't that right, Zarlid?

108
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Oh! You're in?

109
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He's in! (LAUGHS)

110
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It's finally happening!

111
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It's all true!

112
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(SNAPS FINGERS)

113
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Claude, would you kindly
remind Mr. Douglas

114
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where he sits in
the pecking order at school?

115
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Spoiler alert, very low.

116
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Oh! (GROANS)

117
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(MOANS)

118
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Future pressure point!

119
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(ALL APPLAUDING)

120
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Bravo, Daniel, bravo!

121
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But, gah... (STAMMERS)

122
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You're just gonna let him do that?

123
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Actually, he looks really comfy.

124
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Claude's flying...

125
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Yeah, Chadd, he's flying.

126
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Now, get under the stage
and work the lights.

127
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Rehearsal's up in five.

128
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

129
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Oh, mock away,
Danny, mock away,

130
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but know that no one,
and I mean no one,

131
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gets the better of
Chadd Dollar Sign Gold.

132
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No one.

133
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(FYOOTCH AND DANNY LAUGHING)

134
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Okay, all right, nothing like trickin'

135
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an old fool into doing your dirty work,

136
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I always say. (SIGHS)

137
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Or I've said a couple times.

138
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Speakin' of dirty, you, uh...
Ugh! (SNIFFING)

139
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Mmm, do I need to say it?

140
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Ugh, fine, fine.

141
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Excuse me, do you know where
there's a laundromat nearby?

142
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Whoa, wait a second,
you're Future Danny.

143
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Sure am.

144
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What can I do ya for?

145
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Gosh, fella. Uh-uh.

146
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The Hammerhead Gang's
been lookin' for you all over town.

147
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I'd scram if I was you.

148
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(SNIFFING) Oh, come on.
Take a shower, will ya?

149
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Hammerhead Gang? Do you think he's right?

150
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Definitely.
That shower can't come fast enough.

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(GROANS) It's the clothes, man!

152
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Hey, whoa, don't take off without me!

153
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I'm seafood bait down here!

154
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Wow, this is a real driver's license!

155
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Hmm? Wait, why does it say
you were born in...

156
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Okay, show's over.

157
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-(ALL GASP)
-Attention, class. Attention.

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Claude.

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Thank you.

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Mr. Zarlid won't be able to make it today,

161
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and since Gurus of Gold,
my father's cash for gold business,

162
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is financing the play,

163
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I shall be taking over as director.

164
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What did you do with Zarlid,
Captain Country Club?

165
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(GASPS) Me?

166
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Why, nothing, nothing at all! (LAUGHING)

167
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No! You can't do this to me!

168
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I have a play to direct!

169
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(GROANS) And Ms. Singh needs
her floors polished by 4:00!

170
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She's having company over!

171
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I don't like this.

172
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Oh, but I do, little Danny boy.

173
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Now, get your costume on.

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(ALL LAUGH)

175
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Rehearsal begins now!

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(LAUGHING) Delight, delight indeed.

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Oh!

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(SIGHS)

179
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Musical starts in five minutes, cha-ching!

180
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It's been a chill couple days here,

181
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but you know what
the icing on the cake is?

182
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That I found a gas mask on day two.

183
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(SCREAMING)

184
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What the... (YELLS)

185
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-(GRUNTING)
-Uh-oh!

186
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Revenge is upon you, Future Danny!

187
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-(SCREAMS)
-I'm not Future Danny!

188
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(ALL GRUNTING)

189
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(INHALES) Ah, yes, yes, yes. Excellent.

190
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(CHUCKLING) Yes.

191
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Oh! Nuts to this, I'm callin' it.

192
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(GRUNTS)

193
00:08:05,131 --> 00:08:06,841
You win! I give up!

194
00:08:07,175 --> 00:08:09,510
There was these shark dudes,
and they were mad.

195
00:08:09,594 --> 00:08:11,429
Ha! I knew you couldn't handle it.

196
00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:13,514
Uh, they didn't follow you, did they?

197
00:08:13,932 --> 00:08:15,475
Uh, no, no. Uh-uh.

198
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Good.

199
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Meanwhile, being a kid
has been a piece a o' cake.

200
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Hey, Danny, I saw you crying earlier

201
00:08:22,106 --> 00:08:24,984
and thought this rose quartz
might help heal your sad... (GASPS)

202
00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:30,448
What?

203
00:08:30,949 --> 00:08:31,950
Curtains in five.

204
00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,952
Come on, I'll teach you the lines.

205
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What? How did it go from a musical
about gems to a one-man show called

206
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"Humiliation Nation, Population Danny"?

207
00:08:43,795 --> 00:08:46,422
Well, I might have
made a few, uh,

208
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er, enemies here and there.

209
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-What?
-(ALL YELL)

210
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-Ah!
-Future Danny,

211
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we tracked your foul stench
across space and time

212
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and now you will reap ruination!

213
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(ROARS)

214
00:09:00,395 --> 00:09:03,606
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
without further ado,

215
00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:07,193
I, Chadd Dollar Sign Gold,
director and producer,

216
00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:10,113
present to you a study in humilia...

217
00:09:10,196 --> 00:09:12,824
-(DANNY YELLS)
-(ALL GRUNTING)

218
00:09:13,241 --> 00:09:15,118
(ALL GASP)

219
00:09:16,035 --> 00:09:17,036
(GRUNTING)

220
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,163
You sing, I'll take care of the sharks.

221
00:09:19,247 --> 00:09:21,457
I'm not singing the teapot song.

222
00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:24,502
Then just make something up!

223
00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:26,296
-Hi-ya!
-(GRUNTS)

224
00:09:29,591 --> 00:09:31,134
(MIC SQUEALING)

225
00:09:31,217 --> 00:09:33,428
Come on, you gonna sing or what?

226
00:09:33,511 --> 00:09:36,055
(AUDIENCE JEERING, BOOING)

227
00:09:36,222 --> 00:09:37,515
Get off the stage!

228
00:09:38,308 --> 00:09:39,309
MAN 1: Oh, man.

229
00:09:39,392 --> 00:09:40,602
MAN 2: You call this theater?

230
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Uh, sorry.

231
00:09:42,353 --> 00:09:45,064
Look, kid, what they think
of you, and all that,

232
00:09:45,148 --> 00:09:47,650
doesn't matter. Just own it.

233
00:09:47,734 --> 00:09:49,027
MAN 1: You call this theater?

234
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Okay...

235
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(SINGING) I'm singin' some stuff
Just singin' some stuff

236
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What a curious feeling

237
00:09:59,913 --> 00:10:03,166
I'm just makin' up stuff

238
00:10:03,374 --> 00:10:05,335
Put some soul into it, man!

239
00:10:05,418 --> 00:10:08,213
Dancing on stage
Not a care in my way

240
00:10:08,296 --> 00:10:11,216
Old me's fightin' sharks
while I star in a play

241
00:10:11,299 --> 00:10:14,219
So glad you're havin' fun

242
00:10:14,302 --> 00:10:18,056
But I think the sharks have won

243
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:20,892
Oh, no! My greatest fear is...

244
00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:23,186
Forget the stupid song,
just hit your high note.

245
00:10:23,394 --> 00:10:24,812
Shark ears can't handle it.

246
00:10:26,606 --> 00:10:27,607
Oh, right, right.

247
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Teapot

248
00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:31,569
(SHRIEKING)

249
00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:33,446
(BOTH GASP)

250
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,618
(SHARKS GROANING)

251
00:10:38,701 --> 00:10:39,994
Retreat!

252
00:10:44,499 --> 00:10:45,875
(ALL CHEERING)

253
00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:48,086
Whoo-hoo, we did it!

254
00:10:48,545 --> 00:10:51,005
Bravo! Oh, bravo.

255
00:10:51,089 --> 00:10:53,174
We have a hit on our hands, boys!

256
00:10:53,258 --> 00:10:55,718
That was brilliant, brilliant.
I'm brilliant!

257
00:10:55,802 --> 00:10:57,804
This is gonna make me rich...er!

258
00:10:57,887 --> 00:11:00,139
(GASPS) I underestimated you, Danny boy.

259
00:11:00,223 --> 00:11:01,599
You aren't as stupid as you look.

260
00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:04,394
Thanks, Chadd.
I guess I underestimated me, too.

261
00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:07,438
Guess who just fulfilled a prophecy!

262
00:11:07,814 --> 00:11:09,607
NARRATOR: Future-Worm.

263
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,903
All right, I think we're getting
close to the sorcerer's lair.

264
00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:15,321
I was ready to give up.

265
00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:17,615
The journey is the reward, Paco.

266
00:11:17,699 --> 00:11:19,826
I thought gold was the reward.

267
00:11:19,909 --> 00:11:22,620
-You're being too literal.
-You're being too literal!

268
00:11:22,829 --> 00:11:24,414
Hey! Stay positive.

269
00:11:24,497 --> 00:11:27,750
If we work as a team,
there's no way we can fail.

270
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,419
Exactly. Thanks, Fyootch.

271
00:11:29,502 --> 00:11:30,628
Uh-huh. Yup.

272
00:11:30,837 --> 00:11:32,338
-See ya then.
-(BEEP)

273
00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:34,048
My tennis partner, solid dude.

274
00:11:34,132 --> 00:11:35,550
So, uh, what ya got goin' on here?

275
00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:40,305
We're playing
"heroic heroes vs. the sinister sorcerer!"

276
00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:41,431
Remember?

277
00:11:41,514 --> 00:11:44,183
Uh-huh, yeah, the whole
fantasy roleplay thing, yeah.

278
00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:47,020
Is that the, uh, evil dude
over there chilin' out?

279
00:11:48,646 --> 00:11:50,773
(SIGHS) Is it my turn yet?

280
00:11:50,857 --> 00:11:52,525
Dude, stay in character!

281
00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:54,444
(YELPS)

282
00:11:54,652 --> 00:11:58,281
Your evil tricks have never stopped us
and they never will!

283
00:11:58,364 --> 00:11:59,699
I cast a fireball!

284
00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:02,243
(ALL WHISPERING)

285
00:12:02,327 --> 00:12:03,328
We catch it.

286
00:12:03,411 --> 00:12:06,414
What? You can't catch a fireball.

287
00:12:06,497 --> 00:12:08,875
I have magic gloves made of water.

288
00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:11,002
All right, let's see if you can defeat

289
00:12:11,085 --> 00:12:13,546
this unstoppable, vicious monster rabbit!

290
00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:14,714
Kazaam!

291
00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:16,216
(ALL WHISPERING)

292
00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:18,718
I tame him.

293
00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:21,054
Fine. I blast you with...

294
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,723
a million magic arrows made
of unstoppable magic energy

295
00:12:23,806 --> 00:12:25,225
that explode when they hit you!

296
00:12:25,475 --> 00:12:26,768
(ALL WHISPERING)

297
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,271
We have millions of shields
made of anti-magic energy

298
00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,357
that stop explosions when they're hit.

299
00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:34,442
(SCREAMING) That's not even possible!

300
00:12:34,526 --> 00:12:36,319
I saw it happen once.

301
00:12:37,195 --> 00:12:38,905
You've lost, sorcerer.

302
00:12:38,988 --> 00:12:41,199
Defeated by the heroic heroes.

303
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,993
Your evil has proven no match for...

304
00:12:44,077 --> 00:12:47,372
I get it, I get it.
I lose and you guys win.

305
00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:51,000
-Again.
-Not till we destroy the wand!

306
00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,126
No, don't!

307
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,045
No! I just bought that.

308
00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:56,381
(GRUNTS) Evil is dumb and I owned it.

309
00:12:56,714 --> 00:12:58,383
(GASPING)

310
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:01,427
That's it! I quit!

311
00:13:01,511 --> 00:13:03,721
And I am never playing again!

312
00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:06,015
(GRUNTING)

313
00:13:07,183 --> 00:13:08,560
Stop it. I'm fine.

314
00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:10,228
-(SQUEAKING)
-(GRUMBLES)

315
00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:12,438
Okay, okay, I got it.

316
00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:13,690
(YELLS)

317
00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:18,027
Wow. Kid must be really
upset about that wand.

318
00:13:18,278 --> 00:13:20,071
(GASPS) Brain-icane, Fyootch!

319
00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:22,824
Let's get Presto a new
super cool future wand

320
00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:24,409
that'll make him wanna play again!

321
00:13:24,492 --> 00:13:28,079
We could stop over in the year 4082

322
00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:30,623
and get him a real magic wand.

323
00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:32,876
Magic is real in the future?

324
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,002
Totally!

325
00:13:34,252 --> 00:13:37,463
Or, you know, it's made of, uh,
big science and nanobots,

326
00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:38,590
or... I don't know.

327
00:13:38,673 --> 00:13:39,966
Cool, I love science!

328
00:13:40,049 --> 00:13:41,092
Let's go!

329
00:13:43,094 --> 00:13:44,637
"Presto, be the bad guy.

330
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,389
"Presto, we'll hide and you seek.

331
00:13:46,472 --> 00:13:48,266
"Presto, you're still
playing hide and seek?

332
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,809
"We all went out for pizza."

333
00:13:50,018 --> 00:13:51,311
Presto, wait up!

334
00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:53,730
I told you, I am not playing.

335
00:13:53,813 --> 00:13:54,981
I know. I know.

336
00:13:55,064 --> 00:13:56,858
I just wanted to give you this new wand.

337
00:13:56,983 --> 00:14:00,820
No big deal, it's just from the future.

338
00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:04,449
Whoo!

339
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:05,783
Thanks, man!

340
00:14:06,659 --> 00:14:07,994
But I'm still mad.

341
00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:11,664
And even if this wand makes
rainbow zebras fall out of the sky, I'm...

342
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,586
(NEIGHING)

343
00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:19,839
Still...

344
00:14:20,173 --> 00:14:21,341
not...

345
00:14:21,883 --> 00:14:23,134
Playing?

346
00:14:24,177 --> 00:14:27,680
Well, I guess one more round can't hurt.

347
00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:31,434
Alacaz-ba!

348
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:32,518
(SCREAMS)

349
00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:33,603
Pow!

350
00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:35,063
(YELLS)

351
00:14:35,146 --> 00:14:36,481
(LAUGHS)

352
00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:38,149
-Duh-dow!
-(GASPS)

353
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,943
(BOTH GROWLING)

354
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:41,027
Kazaam!

355
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,029
-(SCREAMS) Snakes!
-(YELPS)

356
00:14:44,822 --> 00:14:48,159
Abraca-awesome! I finally won!

357
00:14:48,243 --> 00:14:50,870
Kaboom, dah, za-pow!

358
00:14:50,954 --> 00:14:54,040
See? Way more fun
with a sick future-wand, right?

359
00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:56,125
Yeah! You guys wanna play again?

360
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:58,378
Nah, losing is kinda boring.

361
00:14:58,461 --> 00:14:59,754
Maybe we should play...

362
00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:01,297
Vampire Hunters.

363
00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:02,966
ALL: I call not vampire!

364
00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,842
Whoa, whoa, whoa, uh-uh,
no, we are not...

365
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:08,763
Go hide so we can slay you, evil vampire!

366
00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:11,057
So, I never get to be the good guy?

367
00:15:11,391 --> 00:15:13,643
-Nope.
-And you always get to win?

368
00:15:13,726 --> 00:15:15,853
Yeah, obviously.

369
00:15:15,937 --> 00:15:18,982
You want me to be
the evil one in every game?

370
00:15:19,065 --> 00:15:20,817
Yes! Evil, evil, evil, let's go!

371
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,652
I gotta a tennis match I gotta get to.

372
00:15:22,735 --> 00:15:24,696
Have it your way, heroes!

373
00:15:26,114 --> 00:15:28,074
(LAUGHING EVILLY)

374
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,201
(ALL GASPING)

375
00:15:30,285 --> 00:15:33,329
I'll be the villain,
but I don't think you're gonna win.

376
00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:36,624
Evil is dumb... (SQUEALS)

377
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:37,959
(SNORTS)

378
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,505
(LAUGHS)

379
00:15:43,339 --> 00:15:44,340
(ALL GASP)

380
00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:47,385
(ROARS)

381
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,553
(ALL SCREAMING)

382
00:15:52,599 --> 00:15:54,100
I warned you this would happen.

383
00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:55,268
(SCOFFS) No, you didn't!

384
00:15:55,351 --> 00:15:56,519
I didn't?

385
00:15:56,728 --> 00:15:58,021
Well, I definitely meant to.

386
00:15:58,104 --> 00:16:00,732
Anyway, Abracadabra's gone full baddie.

387
00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:03,818
We're gonna have to
take him out for realsies.

388
00:16:03,902 --> 00:16:05,153
We can't hurt him!

389
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,947
Presto's our friend. He's just upset.

390
00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,283
Friend? I thought
you didn't like that guy.

391
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:12,994
You're always ganging up on him,
making him play the bad guy.

392
00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:15,121
Seems like he's the punching bag, right?

393
00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:17,749
Oh, no!
Do you think he thinks we think that?

394
00:16:17,832 --> 00:16:20,293
Duh! I think you think that.

395
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:24,005
Hey, heroes, where you hiding?

396
00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,591
DANNY: But that's not really
why he plays the bad guy.

397
00:16:26,674 --> 00:16:29,052
Presto's the only one
who can make the game fun!

398
00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:31,554
None of us has the guts
to take on everyone at once.

399
00:16:31,763 --> 00:16:33,181
There's no way I could.

400
00:16:33,264 --> 00:16:34,933
He's a brave soul.

401
00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:36,559
(OINKING)

402
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:39,062
Yeah, just a fantastic competitor.

403
00:16:39,312 --> 00:16:40,813
Anyway, I'll be over in five,

404
00:16:40,897 --> 00:16:42,815
-it seems like it's wrapping up here.
-(BEEPS)

405
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:45,860
Man, we're a bunch
of grade-A chump machines.

406
00:16:45,944 --> 00:16:48,112
-Hmm?
-It's his turn to win!

407
00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:52,367
-Come on, guys. (GASPS)
-(GROWLING)

408
00:16:53,785 --> 00:16:55,495
(ALL SCREAMING)

409
00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:57,830
(ALL SCREAMING)

410
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,710
Stop! You've done well, my evil pet.

411
00:17:02,794 --> 00:17:04,921
But I want to do this myself.

412
00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:11,719
Get ready, heroes, because
I'm about to destroy you...

413
00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:13,012
Oops!

414
00:17:13,638 --> 00:17:16,849
I dropped my evil wand.

415
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:23,231
If it gets broken,
I'll lose the game and all my power.

416
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:25,859
(HESITATES) Uh, okay.

417
00:17:25,942 --> 00:17:28,528
Then you better pick it up, I guess.

418
00:17:28,611 --> 00:17:31,489
Presto, I'm sorry, we're all sorry.

419
00:17:31,573 --> 00:17:33,491
We're past apologies!

420
00:17:33,575 --> 00:17:36,995
And a bunch of grade-A chump machines

421
00:17:37,078 --> 00:17:39,998
could never defeat the sinister sorcerer!

422
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,793
Oh...

423
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,962
-(GRUNTING)
-No...

424
00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:47,463
Thing's really strong.

425
00:17:51,885 --> 00:17:54,429
No. Come... You know what?
Just let me see it.

426
00:18:01,144 --> 00:18:04,063
Curses! Defeated again!

427
00:18:04,147 --> 00:18:05,440
Also, sorry.

428
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:07,442
No way, man. That was awesome!

429
00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:09,194
-Let's play again!
-I call Presto's team.

430
00:18:09,277 --> 00:18:10,278
No way, I'm with Presto.

431
00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:13,156
And now the real battle begins.

432
00:18:13,239 --> 00:18:15,617
-(BEEPS)
-Catch you later. (HUMS)

433
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,243
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

434
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:19,454
FUTURE-WORM: Previously,
on Mecha Muck Wars 5057...

435
00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:21,706
What the ding are you?

436
00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:25,376
Future-Worm, he's a reprogrammed half-man,
half-mecha muck,

437
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,795
his name's Tom, and he's on our side.

438
00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:29,505
I don't trust him.

439
00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:31,174
Back to that brilliant plan of mine.

440
00:18:31,257 --> 00:18:32,926
Nuts to the plan! (YELLS)

441
00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:34,719
FUTURE-WORM: What? Cregger, no!

442
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:35,929
(YELLING)

443
00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:37,013
(ALL GASP)

444
00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:39,974
No, no, no!

445
00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:41,351
Cregger!

446
00:18:41,476 --> 00:18:44,896
Help me! Help me, Future-Worm!

447
00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:50,735
FUTURE-WORM:
These are the Mecha Muck Wars 5057!

448
00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:52,779
Eww!

449
00:18:58,159 --> 00:18:59,327
Listen up!

450
00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:03,081
Our mission is to save
Private Lew Cregger!

451
00:19:03,623 --> 00:19:07,001
So... Anybody got any ideas? I'm open.

452
00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:10,255
I can break us in through the back door.

453
00:19:10,338 --> 00:19:11,589
(ALL CHEERING)

454
00:19:11,673 --> 00:19:14,842
Any other better ideas
from someone that's not half the enemy?

455
00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:16,219
Or named Tom?

456
00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:19,264
I'm not full-trusting no half-Mecha Muck.
No way, never!

457
00:19:19,347 --> 00:19:20,431
Come on, Fyootch.

458
00:19:20,515 --> 00:19:22,517
Tom would take a Mecha Muck blast for you!

459
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,436
He's the one that got us
the palace blueprints!

460
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,272
All right, all right!

461
00:19:27,647 --> 00:19:29,107
What's your great plan, Tom?

462
00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:30,942
Ah, well...

463
00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:33,152
(MECHA MUCKS WHIRRING)

464
00:19:34,028 --> 00:19:36,239
(IMITATING WHIRRING)

465
00:19:38,032 --> 00:19:40,368
Oh, hey, I'm sorry, sorry.
I just like making the sounds.

466
00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:45,707
-Whoops!
-(GRUNTS)

467
00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:47,667
Oh!

468
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,835
Look out, Fyootch!

469
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,010
-(ALL GASP)
-Tom!

470
00:19:58,177 --> 00:19:59,929
(SOBBING) I should have trusted you, Tom.

471
00:20:00,013 --> 00:20:01,347
I'm sorry.

472
00:20:01,973 --> 00:20:03,850
That's what friends are for, Future-Worm.

473
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,643
-Whoa.
-All right!

474
00:20:06,102 --> 00:20:07,937
-(POWERING UP)
-Now, let's go save Lew!

475
00:20:08,021 --> 00:20:09,189
(ALL CHEERING)

476
00:20:11,858 --> 00:20:12,859
(BEEPING)

477
00:20:17,488 --> 00:20:18,489
(ALL GASP)

478
00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:19,741
-Cregger!
-It's you!

479
00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:22,452
Guys! Aw, you came back for me!

480
00:20:22,535 --> 00:20:23,828
Of course we did, kid!

481
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:27,540
And it's all because
of my new best friend, Tom.

482
00:20:27,624 --> 00:20:31,127
Yeah, he's the one
that got us the palace blueprints!

483
00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:32,962
Ah, it was a team effort.

484
00:20:33,046 --> 00:20:35,381
Now, let's beard-butt ya outta here!

485
00:20:36,424 --> 00:20:37,675
VOICE: Dr. Tyson?

486
00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:38,927
Future-Worm?

487
00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:40,094
Bill?

488
00:20:40,178 --> 00:20:42,472
Nye, the Science Guy? Whoa.

489
00:20:42,555 --> 00:20:44,766
What in Orion's Belt are you doing here?

490
00:20:44,849 --> 00:20:48,728
I was captured during my quest
to disable the Mecha Muck hive brain.

491
00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:51,356
Cool, we're, uh, totes
trying to do that same thing.

492
00:20:51,439 --> 00:20:52,440
Guys?

493
00:20:52,524 --> 00:20:55,235
We could really use
your super scientific brain power,

494
00:20:55,318 --> 00:20:57,195
am I right, NDT?

495
00:20:57,278 --> 00:21:00,907
Like I always say, the more
super scientific brain power, the merrier!

496
00:21:03,326 --> 00:21:04,994
(HUMMING)

497
00:21:05,078 --> 00:21:06,454
Guys? Guys!

498
00:21:06,538 --> 00:21:08,206
-Wow!
-Whoo!

499
00:21:08,289 --> 00:21:11,417
Now, let's go disable
that evil hive brain together!

500
00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:12,752
TOM: Or not!

501
00:21:15,296 --> 00:21:16,881
See! I called it!

502
00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:18,967
Never should've trusted this robo-clown.

503
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:20,802
But you're the one that got us the...

504
00:21:20,885 --> 00:21:24,055
Shut up! Nothing can stop me now, Worm!

505
00:21:24,138 --> 00:21:25,765
Oh, yeah? You and what army?

506
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:30,728
Okay, that one. Good.

507
00:21:30,812 --> 00:21:32,522
Destroy them!

508
00:21:32,605 --> 00:21:34,107
Run!

509
00:21:34,649 --> 00:21:38,862
Always knew I'd go out battlin' a traitor
half-man, half-Mecha Muck monster

510
00:21:38,945 --> 00:21:42,615
with NDT and BNTSG,

511
00:21:42,699 --> 00:21:44,325
and... Couple of other guys.

512
00:21:44,409 --> 00:21:46,119
Not today, Future-Worm!

513
00:21:46,202 --> 00:21:48,079
(VOCALIZING)

514
00:21:49,247 --> 00:21:50,248
(EXPLOSION)

515
00:21:50,331 --> 00:21:51,666
FUTURE-WORM: Go, go, go!

516
00:21:54,711 --> 00:21:55,712
Uh, guys?

517
00:21:56,129 --> 00:21:57,130
Guys?

518
00:21:58,339 --> 00:22:00,008
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)