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NARRATOR: One boy...

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Yeah!

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NARRATOR: One worm.

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You know it.

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(GROANS)

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(BEEPS)

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NARRATOR: These are
their adventures.

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(ROARS)

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(WHOOPING)

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Sweet!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Whoo!

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All right, yeah.
Pretty fun. Future-Worm.

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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I don't know if I'm ready
to be a father yet, Ruby.

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You don't get to choose.

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All the C students have to take care
of an egg for a week.

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Who's mandatory extra credit?

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You are. You. (CHUCKLES)

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So we've got till Friday.

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What do we do first?
Play catch with it?

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Careful, Paco. That's our fragile,
little, farm-fresh baby child!

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Come on, he's tougher than you... Whoa!

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think.

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(GASPS)

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What?

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I can finally check
bounty hunting off my list.

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Next up, swimming with dolphins.

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Can't wait to cash him in for our reward.

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Unlimited breadsticks from Food Pit.

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And we caught him alive,

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which means free dipping sauce.

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(LAUGHING, SMACKING LIPS)

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That's why I keep
this containment cell handy.

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'Cause you know I ain't trying
to pay for dipping sauce, boy!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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RUBY: Our baby!

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-The bounty!
-El huevo!

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-Yeah.
-Oh.

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Hey, watch it, punks!

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Danny, it's Dog Boy and Sunflower.

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What's the haps, peeps?

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We're raising a child together.

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Whoa! Gnarly!

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It's for school.

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Whoa, gnarly.

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Ms. Frumpenbatch said we should all learn

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the disappointment
of giving your heart to someone

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that doesn't appreciate you
and ultimately leaves.

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Sounds fun.

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Well, me and Fyootch gotta go

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turn a savage space criminal
into breadsticks.

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Peace.

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Wait a second.

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Boy or girl?

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Doesn't matter. We'll love it either way.

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What do you mean? Of course, it's a boy.

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Free dipping sauce,
here we come!

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All right!

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Whoa.

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These dudes are crazy.

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Cool! Robo-Dino!

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What'd you do to get
a bounty on your head

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you little cutie?

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(TUTTING) Don't encourage it, D.

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Thing's a stone-cold criminal.

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All these lousy bounties are.

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How do we know they're all bad?

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Maybe some of them just got a raw deal.

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Nobody good ever had their face
on a wanted poster, D.

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And nobody gives away
free breadsticks without a good reason.

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All right, let's get this over real quick.

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(GRUNTS)

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(MAN OVER PA)
Now serving seven.

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(GROANING)

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So...

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What are we doing?

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Keeping our child insulated
from all danger.

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That's what parents are for.

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(SQUIRREL CHIRRUPING)

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Get away from my baby!

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No, that's what his shell is for.

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Parents buy you bicycles
and take you sledding in winter.

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They also give you a bandage
when you scrape your knee

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and cry for mommy.

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I told you I wasn't crying!

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-(SHELL ZAPPING)
-Paco?

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(GASPS)

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I am Solip Nihilos.

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Born from the ashes of a dying star.

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Your mortal chains could not hold me.

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I told you he was a boy.

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Now you shall be my prisoners.

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(GRUNTING)

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Wowzers.

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For last year's project,
we made papier-mache volcanoes.

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Something might be wrong here.

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Hey, school is weird.

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Our teacher is a lizard.

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Our star quarterback is a lobster.

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I'd be surprised if our egg
wasn't a giant monster-man.

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Good point.

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And since he came out of our egg,

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he's our child whether we like it or not.

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Until Friday.

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Watch where you're going, tonto!

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(SCREAMING)

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I can feel your anger, hon.

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But let's talk about why you're stomping.

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-Huh?
-Are you kidding?

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That car was headed straight for him!

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Solip, that was
his means of transportation.

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Silence, being!

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Solip hungers.

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I think I have some celery sticks
left over from lunch.

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Celery sticks? Ugh, disgusting.

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What business have you with Solip Nihilos,

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Destroyer of Worlds?

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We're your parents!

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We're keeping you alive
for a class project.

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And because we care about you.

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Solip needs no protection!

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See? You're babying him too much.

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We're creating a safe space
for him to express himself.

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How's he supposed to express himself
if you keep telling him not to do stuff?

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We can't just let him eat cars!

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That's the gateway to eating people!

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(SOLIP GRUNTING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Solip, honey,

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I know you're not
really mad at that building.

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What's really going on?

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Is seeing your parents fight
hurting you inside?

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(BELCHES)

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Nothing hurts the eater of stars!

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Sometimes you just need
to let your inner monster out, Ruby.

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Chug it, Solip!

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But violence is never the answer.

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(CRASHING AND EXPLODING)

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I tire of your moralizing, small one!

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Prepare for annihilation.

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That's fine.

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I won't love you any less.

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And I'll forgive you from my second life.

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Unless I come back as like a rock
or a cloud. But if I can talk...

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What? Do you not yearn
to take up arms and destroy me?

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-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Oh, Solip.

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Oh, mijo!

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You have your father's temper,
that's for sure.

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My insides are rapidly warming.

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Losing anger...

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What sorcery is this?

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It's no trick.

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It's love.

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We love you.

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Even if you're cranky or tired

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or destroying a town.

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We're your parents
and we love you, Son.

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(MUTTERING)

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Love?

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Okay, but is solar-max prison
about rehabilitation

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or just punishment?

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Maybe this poor world-destroyer guy

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didn't have cartoons
to teach him right from wrong.

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Let me answer your question
with a question,

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why are you trying
to ruin breadsticks for me?

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I'm just saying,

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sometimes society makes
monsters out of molehills.

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Well, sometimes those molehills

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are full of rabid mole people
who are trying eat you

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when you're just a worm
having a good time in the dirt.

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Everyone's got good inside 'em, Fyootch.

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You just gotta give 'em
a chance to show it.

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Pfft.

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You think if you tell
some bad guy you love him

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he's gonna hold hands
and talk about feelings?

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I felt so alone.

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I was a cosmic accident
born of a supernova.

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My life spent alone.

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A pariah.

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A freak.

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Everyone would rather lock me up

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than try to understand
the pain of my solitude.

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Until now.

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Oh.

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Aw, what's wrong, little bear?

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Oh, I regret ingesting
the sandy gray rock muck.

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(SPEAKING SPANISH)

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Thank you, Mom, Dad.

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We are so getting an A.

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(SPACESHIP APPROACHING)

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Solip Nihilos,

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we've come to claim
the bounty on your head

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for crimes against humanity,
alienmanity, and spacemanity.

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(GROWLING)

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Remember what we taught you.

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Knife on the right, fork on the left?

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Use your feeling words.

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Rip the Disemboweler,

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when you try to capture and sell me,

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I feel disrespected.

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Surrender or be vaporized!

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Don't forget
that other thing we taught you...

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Run!

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Now there's a guy who could stand

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to get in touch with his feelings.

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(MAN OVER PA) Now serving 859.

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(SNORING)

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Eight-fifty-nine.

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(DANNY GRUNTING)

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Eight-fifty-nine.

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What? Who? Huh?

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Yeah!

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Finally!

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Bounty?

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I'm not sure we should do this.

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Maybe this Solip Nihilos dude
isn't a bad guy.

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(ALL GASPING)

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Solip Nihilos is hands down
the evilest evil in the galaxy.

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Bam!

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"Evilest evil in the galaxy."

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Checkmate, slam dunk!

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Hate to watch you lose,
love to watch me win.

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One bounty, please.

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(GASPS) Ruby and Paco!

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I got yolk in my beard.

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Don't worry, mijo.
We won't let them take you.

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It's okay.

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I've done bad things, and I know now

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that doesn't make me a bad person.

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But I must take what you call

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"the re-sponse-a-bility."

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You don't have to do this.

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You showed me right and wrong.

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Turning myself in is right.

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Thank you.

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I couldn't ask for better parents.

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I love you.

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This is a really intense class project.

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I surrender.

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You what?

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(LAUGHING) Wait.
Hold on, have you been...

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crying?

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Get a load of the big baby!

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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(GROWLING)

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We have to lead by example.

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Here, take a swing.

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First hit's free.

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I want you to do it.

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No? Wow.

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I guess the great undisputable evil

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turns out to be an undisputable wuss.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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I'll tear his arms off!

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Let me at him! (GROWLING)

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Solip's... (EXHALES)

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doing the right thing.

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Whoops. I slipped.

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(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

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Forget everything I just said.

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Nobody hurts my son!

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No, Ruby! The passive resist...

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(GROWLING)

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Ah, never mind.

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(RUBY SCREAMING)

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RUBY: Get away from him, you jerk!

268
00:10:43,456 --> 00:10:45,041
Wow, Mom.

269
00:10:45,124 --> 00:10:47,126
(SCREAMING)

270
00:10:47,544 --> 00:10:48,545
(GRUNTING)

271
00:10:48,628 --> 00:10:52,131
No fair, I wasn't ready.
You cheated, I hate you!

272
00:10:52,215 --> 00:10:54,217
(CRYING)

273
00:10:57,512 --> 00:10:59,305
So, who wants gelato?

274
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,478
That was unexpected.

275
00:11:05,562 --> 00:11:07,063
Non-violence is good,

276
00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:10,400
but a mama bear's gotta throw down hard

277
00:11:10,483 --> 00:11:11,734
to protect her cubs.

278
00:11:11,818 --> 00:11:14,237
Remind me never to get
on your mother's bad side.

279
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,906
(ALL LAUGHING)

280
00:11:18,157 --> 00:11:20,118
Ruby, Paco, get back!

281
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,995
That's an evil space criminal!

282
00:11:22,078 --> 00:11:23,413
Don't worry, he just needs

283
00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:27,542
a sample platter of Ab-etizers.

284
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,628
(GROWLING)

285
00:11:30,962 --> 00:11:33,590
-Uh-oh.
-I can't watch.

286
00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:35,133
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

287
00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:38,094
DANNY: Durple Dop City!

288
00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:42,515
My favorite city,
in my favorite year, 97...

289
00:11:42,599 --> 00:11:44,392
Future-Worm here to future-wrestle.

290
00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:46,227
(SPITS) Let's do this!

291
00:11:46,311 --> 00:11:49,939
Can't believe I'm finally
gonna tangle with my hero,

292
00:11:50,023 --> 00:11:53,735
Six-Feet-Under Superdead Johnson!

293
00:11:53,818 --> 00:11:55,028
Go get him, Fyootch!

294
00:11:55,111 --> 00:11:56,362
Can't you read?

295
00:11:56,696 --> 00:11:59,490
This is a two-armed event. See?

296
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,202
No ten-arms. No no-arms!

297
00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:03,703
(EXCLAIMS) What?

298
00:12:03,786 --> 00:12:07,665
I've never needed arms
for anything before in my whole life!

299
00:12:07,749 --> 00:12:09,667
Do we have a problem here?

300
00:12:11,836 --> 00:12:14,088
(SPUTTERS, YELLS) Super DJ!

301
00:12:14,214 --> 00:12:16,257
This clown says I can't fight you.

302
00:12:16,341 --> 00:12:17,592
You gotta set him straight.

303
00:12:17,675 --> 00:12:19,594
Ha! You think you can wrestle me?

304
00:12:19,677 --> 00:12:20,929
With zero arms?

305
00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:22,347
Uh... Well, yeah.

306
00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:25,642
I'm treasurer of
the Superdead Johnson Appreciation League.

307
00:12:25,725 --> 00:12:26,726
(GROWLS)

308
00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:29,395
You're just making me angrier.

309
00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:33,733
And the angrier I get,
the less I want to fight you!

310
00:12:33,816 --> 00:12:35,401
Well, now you're making me angry.

311
00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:38,404
And the angrier I get,
the more I want to fight you.

312
00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:40,782
Well, I ain't fighting
some noodle in a visor.

313
00:12:40,865 --> 00:12:42,033
Now, get out of here!

314
00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:43,618
(GRUNTING)

315
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:44,827
I don't need no arms.

316
00:12:44,911 --> 00:12:46,162
Never needed arms for anything.

317
00:12:46,246 --> 00:12:47,539
Don't listen to him, man.

318
00:12:47,622 --> 00:12:48,915
You're great the way you are.

319
00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:51,960
Now, come on. I know Durple Dop City
like the back of my hand.

320
00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:53,670
Let's go have fun!

321
00:12:53,753 --> 00:12:54,754
Yeah!

322
00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:58,049
I'm not gonna let the fact
that my idol and favorite wrestler

323
00:12:58,132 --> 00:13:00,510
humiliated me
in front of my best friend

324
00:13:00,593 --> 00:13:02,428
and ruined my confidence...

325
00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:04,889
Good, 'cause I thought you
were gonna go to Jarmy's Arms,

326
00:13:04,973 --> 00:13:07,684
buy a pair of arms,
fight Superdead and get revenge.

327
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:09,727
(LAUGHS) Revenge.

328
00:13:09,811 --> 00:13:10,979
Yeah, right.

329
00:13:11,062 --> 00:13:13,523
Wait. There's a Jarmy's here?

330
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,530
And over here,
we've got the Octo-John 5000.

331
00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:22,991
-The "spider gone wild" look.
-Yuck.

332
00:13:23,074 --> 00:13:24,993
Someone's overcompensating.

333
00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:26,744
Uh, yeah, that's too many arms.

334
00:13:26,828 --> 00:13:27,871
Why don't you ease me in?

335
00:13:27,954 --> 00:13:30,748
The laser-axe ones
kind of match your titanium abs.

336
00:13:30,832 --> 00:13:32,375
Yeah, but these are all...

337
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:33,793
You know, these are fake.

338
00:13:33,877 --> 00:13:37,255
Aw, Fyootch, real, fake, it don't matter.

339
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,632
You don't need arms.
Let's forget it. We can go to the...

340
00:13:39,716 --> 00:13:42,468
Say, Jarmy,
you got anything super experimental

341
00:13:42,552 --> 00:13:45,847
and dangerous in the backroom
to grow me some arms?

342
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,349
Well... I do.

343
00:13:48,683 --> 00:13:52,520
But it's super experimental and dangerous.

344
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,355
So, yeah, yes.

345
00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:58,401
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

346
00:13:58,484 --> 00:13:59,485
(LAUGHING)

347
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:04,532
Any moment now
you'll grow two human arms.

348
00:14:04,616 --> 00:14:06,284
Wait! Human arms?

349
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,369
I want bear arms!

350
00:14:08,453 --> 00:14:10,955
Do something, Danny!

351
00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:12,040
Bear arms?

352
00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:13,875
I don't know about this. But all right.

353
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,002
(MUMBLING)

354
00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:19,172
You take that wire...
Oh! No, not that one.

355
00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:21,424
It's too dangerous!

356
00:14:22,175 --> 00:14:23,718
And experimental!

357
00:14:27,764 --> 00:14:31,935
Oh, yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about!

358
00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:34,062
(GRUNTING)

359
00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:36,898
Superdead is going super down.

360
00:14:36,981 --> 00:14:39,067
(COUGHING)

361
00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:42,487
Uh, this is interesting.

362
00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:44,364
This is really bad.

363
00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:46,199
We need to reverse the charge.

364
00:14:46,282 --> 00:14:48,117
Reverse the huh-wha?

365
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:49,869
We need to reverse the charge.

366
00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:51,162
Sorry, Future-Worm.

367
00:14:51,246 --> 00:14:52,997
As long as you have arms,

368
00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:55,250
Danny's arms will continue to grow.

369
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:56,501
Forever.

370
00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:59,087
Okay, so,
if we turn the machine off,

371
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,588
we both go back to normal?

372
00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:01,839
-Yes.
-Great!

373
00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:03,091
You're good, right, D?

374
00:15:03,174 --> 00:15:04,551
Uh, I guess so.

375
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:07,679
(LAUGHS) Good.
All right. Give me some claw.

376
00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:10,056
Yeah. All right.

377
00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:11,933
We've got five minutes before the match.

378
00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,143
Let's see
this Durple Dop City you love so much.

379
00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:16,229
(MUSIC PLAYING)

380
00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:23,319
(SHUDDERS)

381
00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:25,321
(DANNY GROANING)

382
00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:27,407
(GRUNTING)

383
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,118
Oh, no.

384
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:32,871
(GRUNTS)

385
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,961
-(STRAINING)
-(CUP SHATTERS)

386
00:15:40,503 --> 00:15:42,505
(GRUNTING)

387
00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:54,267
Take it away, Danny!

388
00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:57,687
(DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING)

389
00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,856
(GRUNTING)

390
00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:01,482
-(ALARM BEEPING)
-FUTURE-WORM: Oh, snap!

391
00:16:01,566 --> 00:16:03,067
It's wrestle time, son!

392
00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:07,405
(CROWD CHEERING)

393
00:16:07,906 --> 00:16:08,907
(DINGING)

394
00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:10,825
(GROWLS)

395
00:16:10,909 --> 00:16:12,702
I hate that I'm fightin' you!

396
00:16:12,785 --> 00:16:14,454
I love that you hate it.

397
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,498
(GRUNTING)

398
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:21,294
Whose confidence is shattered now?

399
00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:22,503
Pin him, Fyootch!

400
00:16:22,587 --> 00:16:25,089
(CROWD CHANTING) Pin him!

401
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:26,424
Pin him!

402
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,176
Pin him!

403
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:30,386
Should have got
these bear arms years ago!

404
00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:33,223
Behind you!

405
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,391
(SCREAMING)

406
00:16:35,475 --> 00:16:36,476
(GRUNTING)

407
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:37,560
Sorry, D!

408
00:16:37,644 --> 00:16:41,314
Good thing your arm-pile
softened the fall.

409
00:16:41,397 --> 00:16:43,900
Let me just finish up
my revenge here, then we'll...

410
00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:45,860
(DANNY GRUNTING)

411
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:48,404
Uh, Danny? Are you okay?

412
00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:53,243
Stop hitting yourself.

413
00:16:53,493 --> 00:16:54,827
Stop hitting yourself!

414
00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:57,080
(GRUNTING)

415
00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:58,706
Fyootch!

416
00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:00,124
I messed up, Danny.

417
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,335
I really soured
the friendship cream today.

418
00:17:02,418 --> 00:17:06,130
(GRUNTS) I'd probably win
if I didn't have arms.

419
00:17:06,214 --> 00:17:08,174
What if I turn off
the arm machine?

420
00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:09,259
How?

421
00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:11,594
My hands know this city
like the back of themselves.

422
00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:13,263
(GRUNTS)

423
00:17:14,013 --> 00:17:16,015
(PLAYING CHOPSTICKS)

424
00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:24,440
(EXCLAIMS)

425
00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:28,444
Aw.

426
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:34,325
(GRUNTING)

427
00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:37,245
Give up!

428
00:17:37,912 --> 00:17:39,831
Never!

429
00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:42,250
Watch this!

430
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,334
Aw, man.

431
00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:44,502
Heck with this.

432
00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:49,966
NARRATOR:
Bullet Proof Beard, Sucka!

433
00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:51,175
It's my trademark!

434
00:17:52,552 --> 00:17:54,512
There's more where that came from.

435
00:17:54,596 --> 00:17:56,598
(GROWLING)

436
00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:02,312
(NARRATOR READING)

437
00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:05,398
(SUPERDEAD GROANS)

438
00:18:05,481 --> 00:18:07,233
(NARRATOR READING)

439
00:18:08,818 --> 00:18:10,236
One, two, three.

440
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,030
You're out!
(DINGING)

441
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:14,115
(CROWD CHEERING)

442
00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:15,992
That was awesome!

443
00:18:16,075 --> 00:18:17,911
Sorry I can't hug you back, bud.

444
00:18:17,994 --> 00:18:19,287
You know it don't matter!

445
00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:21,206
Hey!

446
00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:22,874
I hate you!

447
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,209
But you're all right.

448
00:18:24,292 --> 00:18:28,046
You're welcome to fight me
anytime, noodle.

449
00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:30,381
Who needs arms to fight?

450
00:18:30,465 --> 00:18:31,716
Somebody take my arms.

451
00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:32,926
Get these arms off me.

452
00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:34,928
Nothin' like whooping a dude's butt

453
00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:36,012
to get his respect!

454
00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:37,597
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

455
00:18:38,139 --> 00:18:40,225
NARRATOR:
This week in Future Science!

456
00:18:40,308 --> 00:18:42,310
(GRUNTING)

457
00:18:42,727 --> 00:18:43,811
BOTH: So.

458
00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:48,650
You wanna know how
Future Science is done, son?

459
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,485
BRAD: Step one.

460
00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:51,653
(GRUNTING RAPIDLY)

461
00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:53,446
Get swoled!

462
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:56,741
Yes, revolutionary
new equations and stuff, bro.

463
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,117
(BRAD READING)

464
00:18:58,201 --> 00:18:59,702
Get the Genetic Escalator...

465
00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:00,787
Bumping!

466
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,039
(AIR HORN BLARING)

467
00:19:03,122 --> 00:19:05,583
Time to feed the beast!

468
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,377
(GROWLING)

469
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:10,838
Hyper-homemade
jerky burritos incoming!

470
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,676
Plus a little Mega-Plutonium.

471
00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:16,553
(BELCHES)

472
00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:18,888
(BRAD READING)

473
00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:23,393
Wait for a cool animule
to drop out of el portal.

474
00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:25,228
Takes a while, so...

475
00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:27,605
Lay back and do hobbies.

476
00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:31,150
Personally, I enjoy making fancy hats.

477
00:19:31,234 --> 00:19:32,235
Hobbies?

478
00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:34,654
More like time to dance on Brad.

479
00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:36,698
Pop it, lock it.
Pop it, lock it.

480
00:19:36,781 --> 00:19:37,866
Dude, stop!

481
00:19:37,949 --> 00:19:39,826
Stop!

482
00:19:40,118 --> 00:19:42,328
Stop or I'm telling Dad, broseph!

483
00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:45,206
(SQUEAKING)

484
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:47,417
(BURPS)

485
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,543
(EXCLAIMING AND LAUGHING)

486
00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:50,128
So, Rad!

487
00:19:50,211 --> 00:19:51,296
Check it.

488
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,756
Crab's doing sweet little baby crunchies.

489
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,216
Wants to be like us.

490
00:19:55,717 --> 00:19:57,552
Let us do it that honor.

491
00:20:00,305 --> 00:20:01,973
(BEEPING)

492
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:08,813
COMPUTER: Super swole with an insatiable
desire to get super more swole.

493
00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:11,316
Fashion game on lockdown.

494
00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:14,736
Willing to spot a bro
like the dickens.

495
00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:17,655
Missile launchers.

496
00:20:17,739 --> 00:20:19,532
Y'all sure that's a good idea?

497
00:20:19,616 --> 00:20:20,617
Yeah, duh.

498
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,285
What could go wrong, son?

499
00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:27,916
Whoa! What've we done, son!

500
00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:31,044
Brah. Getting so weak
without my workouts, brah!

501
00:20:32,128 --> 00:20:33,254
Brad,

502
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:35,965
you always spotted me
when I was lifting.

503
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,635
Spot me now, man, as I die.

504
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:39,969
Rad.

505
00:20:40,053 --> 00:20:41,471
Spotting!

506
00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:44,724
You're a straight geniustician, yo.
Scope it!

507
00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,560
Hey, horseshoe,

508
00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:51,523
you willing' to spot me
like the dickens or what?

509
00:20:55,151 --> 00:20:56,152
Now, Brad!

510
00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:58,238
(GRUNTING)

511
00:20:58,571 --> 00:20:59,572
(ALARM BEEPING)

512
00:20:59,656 --> 00:21:00,949
(GRUNTING)

513
00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:02,534
Whoa.

514
00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:11,543
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

515
00:21:11,626 --> 00:21:13,419
All right, future historians.

516
00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:15,713
This party's about to go
down in history.

517
00:21:15,797 --> 00:21:17,048
(CHEERING)

518
00:21:17,131 --> 00:21:18,341
(GLASS SHATTERING)

519
00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:21,135
(MUSIC PLAYING)

520
00:21:21,219 --> 00:21:23,054
(CHEERING)

521
00:21:24,264 --> 00:21:25,682
That was tight!

522
00:21:25,765 --> 00:21:27,308
(GRUNTING AND CHEERING)

523
00:21:27,392 --> 00:21:29,060
Brad? Rad?

524
00:21:29,143 --> 00:21:30,311
(GRUMBLING)

525
00:21:30,395 --> 00:21:32,230
BOTH: Sorry, Dad.

526
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,648
(GRUMBLING)

527
00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:35,984
(NARRATOR READING)

528
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,864
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)