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-NARRATOR: One boy...
-Yeah!

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NARRATOR: One worm.

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You know it.

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NARRATOR: These are
their adventures.

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(ROARS)

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(WHOOPING)

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Sweet!

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NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

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And it turned out Fyootch was right!

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The parrot really was a robot assassin.

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What? So what did you do?

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Teamed up to whoop its bird butt
up and down the block, son!

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Fyootch saved my life.

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What would I ever do without you?

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-Get assassinated, probably.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(GROANS) It's not fair.

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You guys go on all kinds of kooky,
crazy time-travel adventures,

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and I'm stuck here
with no one to best bud high five.

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(FRUSTRATED GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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Quit it, Hank!
You're messing up my coveralls!

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Fetch! (GRUNTS)

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(METALLIC BARKING)

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I feel bad, man.

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Bug is always stuck hanging solo
when we future trip.

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What? You wanna bring her?

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Remember what future-you said?

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ALL: If we ever take Bug
into the future,

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the entire universe will collapse
into a black hole.

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I know.

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But maybe we can get Bug
a best bud of her own.

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Do not say Barl to me.

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Oh, new idea! Better than Barl.

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Yo, Bug!
Got something for ya!

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(STRAIN GRUNT)

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Go on, Hank. Go and play
with your chew toy.

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Ba-bam!

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"Good for one free bestest bud."

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What am I supposed to do with this?

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Give it a second.

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Greetings,
I am General Archibald Couponocus

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of the Intergalactic Consortium
of Couponery!

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Remember me? Coupon Guy?

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Yep. That's me. And...

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(SNIFFS) I do detect
a phony coupon!

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You're a phony!

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You phony baloney buster! (GRUNTS)

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(GROANS) What are those?

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Steel toe?

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Fine, fine. Give it here.

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I'll authenticate it.

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But only because Danny
is such a good friend of mine.

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Good looking out, G-Coup.

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Wow! My own best bud!

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Oh, this rules!

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Oh! Thanks, Danny.

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(SQUEALS) You're the greatest!

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Yep. You're a good friend, Danny.

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In fact, you and Future-Worm
are some of my closest bosom pals.

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To celebrate me doing
your shin-kicker friend a favor,

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what do you say the three of us amigos
have a night on the town!

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BOTH: Uh...

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-I've got coupons for days, players!
-BOTH: Oh!

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Free everything all the time!

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-Free, you say?
-Better watch out!

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You just ran into the party train!

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-Ho-ho!
-FUTURE-WORM: Nice!

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-DANNY: Yeah!
-Cupe, coup, and upon!

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Finally, a loving buddy pal,

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who will watch my back
and take me on crazy adventures!

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(GROANS)

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Hey! I'm Bug. What's your name?

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Want to be best friends?
Good, 'cause we are!

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Huh? Where am I?

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-(LOW GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS) Get it away!

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No! Bad Hank!
This is my new friend.

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I got him free from a coupon.

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And his name is
Snowpants Haberdash Junior.

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Haba-what?

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My name is Mr. 12.

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Formally Manchovy's
right-hand snowman.

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Currently, freelance hench person.

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(STRAINING) Stop being all aggro, Hank.

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He's not stepping on your pet status.

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He's an innocent little snowfella,

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and our new friend!

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-(GRUNTS) Stop!
-Yikes!

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Uh, look, kid. This isn't exactly
the arrangement I was looking for.

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So, I'm gonna mosey on out...

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(SCREAMING)

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Oh, come on!

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Stupid unbreakable magic coupon bond!

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I know you don't like the kennel, Hankie,

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but you can't eat my new bestest pal

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before we've even had one adventure.

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Right, Snowpeas Hab-dash?

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Couple of things, short stack.

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One, I don't do cutesy nicknames.

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Two...

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But Future-Worm
lets Danny call him Fyootch!

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Uh-uh, hold up.

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You know the Future-Worm?

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Well, why didn't you say so?

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I've been trying to get rev...
I mean, catch up with that guy for ages!

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(LAUGHS) Can I call you Mr. Twootch?

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M-Tweezle? Oh! Twelvis Presley?

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(WHIMPERS)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ENGINES REVVING)

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That trophy's ours, Fyootch!

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Yeah! This race is gonna rule!

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And you know what rules even more?

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A free trophy!

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(CHEERING)

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Uh, still think the actual race
would have been more fun.

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Scrub-a-lot!

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Think of all the time and effort we saved,

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but if you're still upset, have this.

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(BOTH GASP)

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Mmm! Can you feel the savings, Danny?

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(SLURPS)

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Okay. So, are you sure
the kid and the worm didn't say nothing

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about stashing no gems nowhere?

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You know, like, a, "Collect 'em all
and rule the Universe" type of thing?

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Yeah, Danny did tell me
about this one time,

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his teacher, Mr. Zarlid,
made him go on a quest,

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but he said to keep it secret.

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Oh, come on!

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There's nothing
you can't tell your best pal,

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Mr. One-Two Boogaloo Head.

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(SCREAMS)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Quit it, Claude!

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(CONTINUE LAUGHING)

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Hey! Leave the kid alone, will ya?

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What are you going to do about it, huh?

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You know? I'm glad you asked, meathead.

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-(GRUNTS SHARPLY)
-(EXCLAIMING)

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Frozen water! My only weakness. (SOBS)

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(LAUGHS) You barfed snow all over him!

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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, you're the best, Mr. Midnight.

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"Midnight?" Not bad, kid. I kinda like it.

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All right, where were we?

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Oh, yeah.

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You were gonna tell me about the gems.

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(SCREAMS) No!

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Thank you, General.

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You saved us from what would have been
a perilous, albeit thrilling, adventure

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across space and time.

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Looks like you won't have to be deputized

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into the Galactic Knight's Watch
after all.

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(GROANS)

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Can we go home now?

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-Yeah, I'm out of coupons anyway.
-Finally!

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Psych! (LAUGHS)

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(BOTH GROAN)

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Why do you care so much
about a bunch of stupid gems anyway?

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(EVIL LAUGHTER)

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(SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMS)

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-(LAUGHS)
-(SCREAMS)

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Now I can rule
the whole ding-dang universe!

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Uh, friendship bracelets.

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-Cool!
-Yeah.

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Uh, excuse me? Young lady?

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I don't believe I've seen you here before.

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Are you a student?

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Nope. Me and Top Hat Twizzly
are on a gem quest.

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But it's super-secret.

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So... (SHUSHING)

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Oh! Pardon me.
Carry on, carry on. (CHUCKLES)

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Wait a second.

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You're Mr. 12!

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Manchovy sent you to destroy
the Gem Force Five HQ, didn't he?

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Uh, I feel like
there's a lot of backstory I'm missing.

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Are there some beans
you're, like, not spilling?

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Oh! Glad you asked.

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I have been trying to build a team,

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led by a Chosen One,

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to gather the gems
of mystery and space.

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To prevent a catastrophic... Ow!

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That ain't a teacher, kiddo.

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He's right. I'm not even human!

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(STRAINING) Ow!
Hang on a second. Oh, it's stuck.

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(SCREAMING)

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His face is melting!

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He's a monster. Take him out!

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Calm down. It's a mask.

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It's just too much spirit gum.

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-Argh!
-Trash crash!

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No! You'll never get past the security...
(EXCLAIMS)

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Oh, pizza crusts!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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That was quick thinking, kid.

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Friendship gems, here we come!

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Eek, what a bust.

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Tell me about it.

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Who'd have thought having coupons
would be so...

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Thrilling!

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Wow! What a day.

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I've still got a few more 2-for-1 portals
to other dimensions...

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-We're good, man.
-No!

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(IMITATES BEEPING)
Oh! What do you know?

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I better be on my way, gentlemen.

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A fella in Bovine Goats, Montana,

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trying to use expired coups
at the carwash.

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(SNAPS FINGERS) Ho! Ha.

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(SIGHS)

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Wonder how Bug's doing
with her new best bud?

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Yo, Bug! Where you at?

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-(ROARING)
-It's Hank Flappington's kennel!

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(GROWLING)

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He's trying to tell us something!

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-What's wrong, boy?
-(BARKS)

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Trouble at the old mill?

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(ROARS)

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Whoa! Good thing she got a new bestie,

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'cause that dude's a goner.

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Better follow him.

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What if Bug's the one
in trouble at the old mill?

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Enough about the mill!

222
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MR. 12: Keep looking, Curly.

223
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Gotta be a secret switch
or a safe or something.

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You got it, Senor Doce.

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(HUMMING)

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Oh, hey! Let go!

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(WHIRRING)

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Whoa!

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You did it, kid! Shall we?

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(LAUGHS)

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-(LAUGHING)
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

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Come on, Cousin Dozen.

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Let's make up
a super bestest bud high five

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to celebrate our first... (GASPS)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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Quick! Give me the coupon,
it's our only chance!

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-Boom!
-(POWERING DOWN)

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Hey! What are you doing?

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Sorry, kid, hate to be the first one
to teach you life's hard lesson,

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don't trust nobody.

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Take care, kid.

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No!

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You're supposed to be my friend!

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No wonder Hank tried to eat him.

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He knew 12-Carrot Cold
was a liar right away,

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and I didn't listen.

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Hank's more than a pet,

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he's the best friend I always wanted.

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(VOICE BREAKING)
And now I'll never get to tell him.

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Can you give me a sec here?
I'm having a moment!

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(LASERS POWERING UP)

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(GROWLING)

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Hank! You came for me!

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(YELPS)

255
00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,699
Come on! Flame his face off, Hank!

256
00:10:36,783 --> 00:10:38,117
(GROWLS)

257
00:10:40,828 --> 00:10:42,413
Oh, Waggington.

258
00:10:42,497 --> 00:10:46,459
You're the bestest of the best,
best friends a girl could ever have.

259
00:10:46,543 --> 00:10:49,212
What? We missed another adventure?

260
00:10:49,295 --> 00:10:52,507
For being coupon-rich,
we got ripped off a whole lot today.

261
00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,717
You and me both, Daniel, the Chosen One.

262
00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:56,469
Told you not to call me that, man.

263
00:10:56,594 --> 00:10:58,263
The gems! They're all gone!

264
00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:02,100
Gone! Oh! Do you have
any idea what this means?

265
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,184
-No.
-Nah, man.

266
00:11:03,268 --> 00:11:04,394
-Don't care.
-Bug!

267
00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:06,271
You got to tell us this whole crazy story!

268
00:11:06,354 --> 00:11:09,232
Yeah! We want to know stuff for fun!

269
00:11:09,315 --> 00:11:11,276
(LAUGHS) Okay.

270
00:11:11,359 --> 00:11:13,695
Gather round. Gather round.

271
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:15,405
BUG: It all started...

272
00:11:15,488 --> 00:11:16,489
(SIGHS)

273
00:11:16,573 --> 00:11:19,075
Prophecy never said
there'd be days like this.

274
00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:22,829
Oh. Well, I'll be! Hey.

275
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,582
Are those stink lines?

276
00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:27,125
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

277
00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:30,211
-(JACKHAMMERING)
-(DANNY EXCLAIMING)

278
00:11:30,295 --> 00:11:33,172
(EXCLAIMS) Danny! Danny!

279
00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:34,591
'Sup, Pops?

280
00:11:34,674 --> 00:11:36,509
Since I made the rest
of the house all sweet,

281
00:11:36,593 --> 00:11:38,970
I figured I'd put
a little thug in this rug.

282
00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:42,599
Oh! That's kind of you.

283
00:11:42,849 --> 00:11:44,100
Um, well, son?

284
00:11:44,183 --> 00:11:47,186
Any idea why this handsome parrot
was on the doorstep for you?

285
00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,855
-(SQUAWKS)
-Whoa, whoa!

286
00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:51,065
-Not so fast, Doug.
-Oh!

287
00:11:51,149 --> 00:11:52,525
This is a bird-free zone.

288
00:11:52,609 --> 00:11:53,902
That's not allowed in here.

289
00:11:53,985 --> 00:11:56,487
I don't make the rules,
I just, uh, you know, get out.

290
00:11:56,571 --> 00:11:57,780
What's the deal, Fyootch?

291
00:11:57,864 --> 00:12:00,074
What's wrong with a boy
having more than one pet?

292
00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:02,994
-Pet! You're calling me a pet?
-(EXCLAIMING)

293
00:12:03,077 --> 00:12:04,829
Aw, Dad was just joshing ya.

294
00:12:04,913 --> 00:12:07,415
But are you going bananials
over this little guy

295
00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:08,958
'cause you think he'd replace you?

296
00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:10,293
No way, bro-sepe.

297
00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:14,172
Huh, what? No, it's 'cause
birds are my mortal enemy!

298
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,590
Thanks, Dadder dude!

299
00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:16,841
Oh! (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

300
00:12:16,925 --> 00:12:18,134
You're welcome.

301
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,137
Dude. (WHISTLING)

302
00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:24,140
Hey, little cutie bird,
you want to give me a hand with this?

303
00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:26,017
-(SQUAWKS)
-Ugh, I'm out.

304
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:33,024
(POWERING UP)

305
00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:34,359
Huh? Get down!

306
00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:35,443
Huh?

307
00:12:37,654 --> 00:12:39,531
(GASPS) You saved me!

308
00:12:39,614 --> 00:12:42,825
And you stashed a double-barreled
future musket in the couch?

309
00:12:42,909 --> 00:12:44,786
(BLOWS) Always prepared.

310
00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:46,329
For birds!

311
00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:48,331
Gosh! That's no bird!

312
00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:49,582
It's a bot.

313
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:52,669
Nah, probably just some shiny junk
the bird stole.

314
00:12:52,752 --> 00:12:54,420
Always picking up shiny crud.

315
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,760
Hmm, so you failed.

316
00:13:00,843 --> 00:13:02,053
But no matter.

317
00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:04,430
You will return to the same point in time

318
00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:07,225
and re-live this battle
over and over again

319
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,936
until you destroy Danny Douglas!

320
00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:11,813
(LAUGHS)

321
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,815
(ALL SQUAWKING)

322
00:13:17,986 --> 00:13:20,738
Hey, little cutie bird,
you want to give me a hand with this?

323
00:13:20,822 --> 00:13:22,866
-(SQUAWKS)
-Ugh, I'm out.

324
00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:27,328
(POWERING UP)

325
00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:28,746
Huh? Get down!

326
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:29,914
Huh?

327
00:13:34,794 --> 00:13:35,795
You saved me!

328
00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:38,673
And you stashed a double-barreled
future musket in the couch?

329
00:13:38,882 --> 00:13:40,133
(BLOWS) Always prepared.

330
00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:41,718
For birds!

331
00:13:42,802 --> 00:13:44,596
Uh, something here feel odd to you?

332
00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:45,680
(BEEPS)

333
00:13:50,518 --> 00:13:51,895
(POWERING UP)

334
00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,146
Huh? Get down!

335
00:13:53,229 --> 00:13:54,230
Huh?

336
00:13:59,736 --> 00:14:01,112
(GRUNTS)

337
00:14:05,074 --> 00:14:06,075
(SQUAWKS)

338
00:14:07,702 --> 00:14:09,662
Whoa!

339
00:14:09,746 --> 00:14:13,499
Reminds me, never flick
that light down-up-down.

340
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,084
Triggers a... (CLEARS THROAT)

341
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:17,253
Electric net that will, um,

342
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:19,339
destroy him or anybody else.

343
00:14:19,422 --> 00:14:22,258
Gosh! That's no bird!
It's a bot.

344
00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:24,219
(GROANS) Abs...

345
00:14:24,302 --> 00:14:26,304
Abs haven't tingled
like that since...

346
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,597
(YELLS)

347
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,600
Ah, dang!
We're trapped in time loop!

348
00:14:30,683 --> 00:14:33,603
Anti-time looping activated.

349
00:14:33,686 --> 00:14:35,563
Okay, D, now you gotta build

350
00:14:35,647 --> 00:14:37,440
your own anti-time looping thingy.

351
00:14:37,524 --> 00:14:39,234
A time loop? Okay.

352
00:14:39,317 --> 00:14:41,694
But are you sure this isn't
about that pet stuff?

353
00:14:42,445 --> 00:14:44,322
Is that why you're getting all paranoid?

354
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,282
(YELLS) Danny!

355
00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:49,118
Quit rushing me, man.
I'm trying to science.

356
00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:52,872
Ba-bam!

357
00:14:52,956 --> 00:14:55,708
Let's see
if my anti-time looping lid's legit!

358
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:56,793
(BEEPS)

359
00:14:58,127 --> 00:14:59,462
DANNY: Oh! Save me!

360
00:14:59,796 --> 00:15:00,797
Whoa!

361
00:15:00,964 --> 00:15:02,840
See? So, how 'bout it?

362
00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:06,386
Ready to rotisserize this bird brain?

363
00:15:06,761 --> 00:15:08,555
Oh, I think you know it.

364
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:09,931
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS)

365
00:15:17,146 --> 00:15:18,147
(SQUAWKS)

366
00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:24,112
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)

367
00:15:26,781 --> 00:15:28,324
(SIGHS, EXCLAIMS)

368
00:15:28,616 --> 00:15:30,493
-Dad, have you seen the parrot?
-Whoa!

369
00:15:35,415 --> 00:15:36,416
(SQUAWKS)

370
00:15:45,008 --> 00:15:46,009
(SPITS)

371
00:15:46,175 --> 00:15:47,176
(SQUAWKS)

372
00:15:47,635 --> 00:15:49,345
(SCREAMING)

373
00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:01,566
(SIGHS) Nice.

374
00:16:02,317 --> 00:16:03,818
We forgot to fight the parrot!

375
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:05,320
(BOTH SCREAM)

376
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,864
Can't take it anymore!

377
00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:09,699
-(SQUAWKS)
-(BOTH GRUNT)

378
00:16:14,704 --> 00:16:18,082
(GRUNTING) Why won't this end?

379
00:16:21,753 --> 00:16:22,921
Stupid parrot!

380
00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:26,591
He's not stupid.

381
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,177
Built that whole mini-copter himself.

382
00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:32,013
(BOTH GRUNT)

383
00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:33,681
Why are you sticking up for him?

384
00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:34,974
Just stating the facts, man.

385
00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:36,601
Copter-building's no joke.

386
00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:39,270
Ah, who cares?

387
00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:41,105
The life we had is gone.

388
00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:42,815
Only loops now.

389
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:44,275
(GRUNTING)

390
00:16:46,194 --> 00:16:47,529
-(SQUAWKS)
-(CRASHES)

391
00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:54,077
Wait. Something's different.

392
00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:56,287
(GASPS) We haven't looped back yet!

393
00:16:57,539 --> 00:16:59,457
-He's still alive.
-(SQUAWKS)

394
00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:01,751
Yeah, about to fix that right now.

395
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,628
No, Fyootch!

396
00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:05,255
We got to let it live.

397
00:17:05,338 --> 00:17:06,965
What? This guy tries to blast you

398
00:17:07,048 --> 00:17:09,509
and now you want to build
rugs and helicopters with him?

399
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:11,970
Well, fine!
I hope you have a great life together!

400
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:13,263
Good!

401
00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:16,933
No, dude. Think about it.
The loops only start only when he dies.

402
00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:19,727
So, unless he lives,
we'll be stuck in loops forever.

403
00:17:19,811 --> 00:17:22,105
Yeah, well, I'd rather be
stuck in endless time loops

404
00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:24,315
that lose my best friend
to a filthy parrot!

405
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:27,026
Dude, you're my best friend ever!

406
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,487
There no universe
where a pet comes between us.

407
00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:32,448
-For realsies?
-For realsies.

408
00:17:32,532 --> 00:17:33,533
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

409
00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:39,163
Check it out. This'll fry his circuits
and turn him pretty non-assassin-y,

410
00:17:39,247 --> 00:17:40,915
but not un-alive him.

411
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:43,543
-(WHIRRING)
-(SQUAWKS)

412
00:17:45,169 --> 00:17:47,171
So, what do you say?
Can we keep him?

413
00:17:48,006 --> 00:17:49,299
I guess he's not too bad.

414
00:17:49,632 --> 00:17:50,758
For a bird!

415
00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:51,843
(SPITS)

416
00:17:52,135 --> 00:17:53,636
(HUMMING)

417
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,639
Say, Danny, how's your
lovely new parr... (YELLS)

418
00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,224
(LAUGHING)

419
00:17:58,308 --> 00:17:59,684
(BOTH LAUGHING)

420
00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:01,978
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

421
00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:07,775
So, Danny Douglas lives another day.

422
00:18:08,151 --> 00:18:11,237
But he will fall just like all the others.

423
00:18:11,571 --> 00:18:14,616
Scuba Danny, Reverse Danny,

424
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,702
Dr. Danny, Donny...

425
00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:20,371
And when he does, I...

426
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:22,874
Future Granny Danny,

427
00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:26,419
shall be the one true Danny
in the multiverse!

428
00:18:26,502 --> 00:18:27,712
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

429
00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:29,923
That'll be 12 bucks, chief.

430
00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:33,718
Nuh-uh, sucka!
I've got a coupon for that.

431
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:35,053
Dude, don't you mean, "coupon?"

432
00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:36,930
It's pronounced, "cupe-on."

433
00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:39,849
That would be right,
if it were right, but it's not.

434
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,559
-It's coupon!
-Cupe-on.

435
00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:43,144
-Coupon.
-Cupe-on!

436
00:18:43,228 --> 00:18:44,229
FUTURE-WORM: Coupon.

437
00:18:44,312 --> 00:18:45,688
-Well, actually...
-Cupe-on.

438
00:18:45,772 --> 00:18:46,773
Coupon.

439
00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:48,525
Why don't we just ask
everyone we know?

440
00:18:48,608 --> 00:18:51,361
No, we did that for that fish-pig thing
and it got us nowhere!

441
00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:53,488
We can skip right to the
End Of Time and ask him.

442
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:56,491
Yeah, except he's always
trying to keep us there.

443
00:18:56,574 --> 00:18:58,368
Can't you just admit you're wrong!

444
00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:00,620
Never! We'll be back in no time.

445
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:02,997
Hey! Still gotta pay for this!

446
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,874
(SCOFFS) Time travelers.

447
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:09,254
Oh, omnicient End Of Time.

448
00:19:09,462 --> 00:19:12,549
We require your unparalleled judgment.

449
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,759
Coupon, cupe-on, which is it?

450
00:19:16,803 --> 00:19:19,806
Ah! Coupon, cupe-on.

451
00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:22,392
The age-old question. I'm glad you asked.

452
00:19:22,475 --> 00:19:24,686
(GIGGLES) Oh, you came
to the right place.

453
00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:28,106
(LAUGHS) What I mean is, uh...

454
00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:31,109
(SIGHS) Yeah, that one
just kinda got away from me.

455
00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:34,153
Ho-ho! Then allow me to enlighten you.

456
00:19:34,237 --> 00:19:36,447
-Couponocus!
-Oh, yeah, duh. Why didn't we ask him?

457
00:19:36,531 --> 00:19:40,118
I am General Archibald Couponocus.

458
00:19:40,201 --> 00:19:41,202
Told you!

459
00:19:41,286 --> 00:19:44,330
Of the Intergalactic Consortium
of Couponery!

460
00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:45,415
'Sup now?

461
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:48,251
Cupe-ons are vouchers
that entitles coupon holders

462
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:51,921
discounts on whatever product or service
the cupe-on is connected to.

463
00:19:52,005 --> 00:19:54,716
There's even coupons for cupe-ons!

464
00:19:55,341 --> 00:19:56,342
It's a crazy world.

465
00:19:56,509 --> 00:19:58,761
Wow! I got to get me some of those!

466
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:01,264
You want some cupes?
Here's some coups!

467
00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:03,057
Coups, cupes, cupes, coups...

468
00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:05,226
Hmm. Guess it's pronounced both ways.

469
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,562
-Okay, well, thanks, EOT.
-Yup, thank you.

470
00:20:07,645 --> 00:20:10,481
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Why are you in such a hurry?

471
00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:11,566
Take a load off.

472
00:20:11,649 --> 00:20:13,943
-Yeah, no, I'm ready to go.
-Oh, huh, uh...

473
00:20:14,027 --> 00:20:15,778
Wait, wait, wait, before you go,

474
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:19,908
I have got to show you
this hilarious video! (LAUGHING)

475
00:20:19,991 --> 00:20:21,159
Hmm...

476
00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:22,493
It'll just take a second.

477
00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:26,456
Oh, it's super funny.
It is so funny! Just you wait!

478
00:20:26,539 --> 00:20:28,833
(LAUGHS) Oh, it's... It's buffering.

479
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:31,211
It's buffering. You know
how sometimes it does that.

480
00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:33,463
The connection here is not the best.

481
00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:35,381
(LAUGHS)

482
00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:37,675
Oops! Oh, looks like my media player
is out of date.

483
00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:39,469
Now, this will take a minute.

484
00:20:39,552 --> 00:20:42,764
You can probably skip reading
the terms and conditions there, if you...

485
00:20:42,847 --> 00:20:44,349
What, Oh, no way!

486
00:20:44,432 --> 00:20:46,226
Where have you got to go in such a hurry?

487
00:20:46,309 --> 00:20:48,561
We're outside time, man.

488
00:20:48,645 --> 00:20:49,646
Ugh!

489
00:20:50,146 --> 00:20:51,314
(SNORING)

490
00:20:52,106 --> 00:20:53,107
(GASPS)

491
00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:55,568
Hey, End Of Time?

492
00:20:55,652 --> 00:20:57,904
Yeah, we kinda have to...

493
00:20:57,987 --> 00:20:59,948
(SHUSHING) Here we go! It loaded.

494
00:21:00,031 --> 00:21:01,324
Get on over here, Cubicle!

495
00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:02,909
Get ready to laugh, now. (LAUGHS)

496
00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:05,328
I'm ready. It's so good!

497
00:21:05,411 --> 00:21:07,247
(LAUGHS)

498
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,331
(QUACKS)

499
00:21:08,414 --> 00:21:11,501
That old man doesn't even know
he got a duck on his head!

500
00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:14,254
You got a duck on your hair, man. (LAUGHS)

501
00:21:14,337 --> 00:21:16,881
Dude! We made that video.

502
00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:18,758
I've seen it like a zillion times.

503
00:21:18,841 --> 00:21:20,510
Yeah, even made some jifs out of it.

504
00:21:20,593 --> 00:21:22,011
Uh, I think it's a gif.

505
00:21:22,095 --> 00:21:25,348
Sorry, I'm unfamiliar
with this fancy term.

506
00:21:25,807 --> 00:21:27,600
Then allow me to enlighten you.

507
00:21:27,684 --> 00:21:31,312
(PRONOUNCING BOTH WAYS)
I'm Commandant Zachary Giflington

508
00:21:31,396 --> 00:21:34,607
of the Intergalactic Gif Foundation.
This has been a...

509
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-Never fight again.
-You know it.

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