1 00:00:04,359 --> 00:00:05,735 (BOTH LAUGHING) 2 00:00:05,818 --> 00:00:06,986 Whoo! 3 00:00:07,070 --> 00:00:08,947 All right, yeah. Pretty fun. Future-Worm. 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,242 NARRATOR: The Snords of Snordville 5 00:00:12,367 --> 00:00:16,079 lived happy, peaceful lives, until... 6 00:00:16,287 --> 00:00:18,748 The Gobbler's here, that hungry beast! 7 00:00:18,831 --> 00:00:20,833 And now I fear that we're his feast! 8 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:22,919 (ROARING) 9 00:00:23,253 --> 00:00:25,922 Oh, no, this frost! We cannot see! 10 00:00:26,005 --> 00:00:28,925 Our lives are lost! What hope have we? 11 00:00:30,635 --> 00:00:32,887 Glow-Worm, with your magic glow, 12 00:00:32,971 --> 00:00:35,598 will you guide us through this snow? 13 00:00:36,766 --> 00:00:39,310 You know it! 14 00:00:39,394 --> 00:00:40,395 (ALL GROANING) 15 00:00:41,062 --> 00:00:42,355 (YELLS) 16 00:00:42,438 --> 00:00:43,773 (SNARLING) 17 00:00:43,857 --> 00:00:45,066 NARRATOR: Learn the true story 18 00:00:45,149 --> 00:00:49,070 behind the Snords' most treasured holiday. 19 00:00:49,153 --> 00:00:52,198 And see how one brave worm's dancing 20 00:00:52,282 --> 00:00:55,285 saved them all from a gobbling in... 21 00:00:55,368 --> 00:01:00,290 (NARRATOR READING) 22 00:01:00,373 --> 00:01:01,583 FUTURE-WORM: No! 23 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:05,587 (GRUNTING) I thought I told you to stay out of my "stuff to burn" box! 24 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:09,090 Sorry! (CHUCKLING) I was looking for firewood, and... 25 00:01:09,173 --> 00:01:12,510 You starred in a future musical holiday movie? 26 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:15,138 'Course not! Different worm! Doesn't even look like me! 27 00:01:15,221 --> 00:01:16,890 NARRATOR: Starring Future-Worm. 28 00:01:16,973 --> 00:01:19,267 That's right, the Future... 29 00:01:20,268 --> 00:01:21,895 Why are you freaking out, dude? 30 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:23,438 You're a movie star! 31 00:01:23,521 --> 00:01:25,648 Pssh, movie joke is more like it. 32 00:01:25,732 --> 00:01:27,609 The picture bombed hard. 33 00:01:27,692 --> 00:01:30,278 So, who cares? It's not like you made it! 34 00:01:30,361 --> 00:01:33,198 NARRATOR: Written, directed, edited, scored, 35 00:01:33,281 --> 00:01:35,283 and financed by Future... 36 00:01:35,366 --> 00:01:37,202 (GRUNTS) 37 00:01:37,285 --> 00:01:39,412 -(PANTING) -Whoa! Take it easy, dude. 38 00:01:41,289 --> 00:01:44,500 I used to love Snordfest. Exchanging jarps. 39 00:01:44,584 --> 00:01:46,461 Lighting Snord sticks. 40 00:01:46,544 --> 00:01:50,506 Celebrating a worm's selfless sacrifice for Snordkind. 41 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:53,968 But it turns out I started a new Snord tradition. 42 00:01:54,344 --> 00:01:58,932 Making fun of the 54 Days of Snordfest Musical. 43 00:01:59,015 --> 00:02:01,059 Ah, nuts to the haters, man! 44 00:02:01,142 --> 00:02:02,936 You can love Snordfest again if you try... 45 00:02:03,019 --> 00:02:05,230 No! Everything's tainted now. 46 00:02:05,313 --> 00:02:07,023 I'll never Jubilee Two-Step again! 47 00:02:07,106 --> 00:02:08,441 Snordfest is stupid! 48 00:02:08,525 --> 00:02:09,734 Wait, you'll never what? 49 00:02:09,817 --> 00:02:11,069 -(VOCALIZING) -(CROWD CHEERING) 50 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:12,237 (SINGING) Snord 51 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,073 To escape death we've got to dance! 52 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:17,534 The Jubilee Two-Step's our only chance! 53 00:02:18,826 --> 00:02:21,287 Uh, yeah, that sounds pretty wack. 54 00:02:21,871 --> 00:02:24,916 (GRUNTING) I should've torched this junk years ago. 55 00:02:24,999 --> 00:02:27,001 Also, I'm gonna need to erase your mind. 56 00:02:27,085 --> 00:02:28,711 Just the last 20 minutes or so. 57 00:02:28,795 --> 00:02:29,837 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait! 58 00:02:29,921 --> 00:02:34,050 How about instead of burning stuff, we re-ignite your love of Snordfest 59 00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:35,802 with a trip to where it all began! 60 00:02:35,885 --> 00:02:37,428 Mmm, you're right. 61 00:02:37,512 --> 00:02:40,557 We should go back to the origin of Snordfest 62 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,308 to stop it from happening! 63 00:02:42,392 --> 00:02:43,393 What? No! 64 00:02:47,981 --> 00:02:51,067 What about all the joy and love and self-sacrifice... 65 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:52,485 Over it! 66 00:02:52,569 --> 00:02:55,113 Just gotta find Glow-Worm and send him packing. 67 00:02:55,196 --> 00:02:57,907 No Glow-Worm, no Snordfest, no movie. 68 00:02:58,324 --> 00:03:01,369 But without Glow-Worm's glow to lead them through the storm, 69 00:03:01,452 --> 00:03:03,329 what'll happen to the Snords? 70 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:05,248 (CHUCKLES) Gobbled for sure. You in? 71 00:03:05,331 --> 00:03:06,457 No! 72 00:03:06,541 --> 00:03:07,792 Great, let's go. 73 00:03:09,168 --> 00:03:10,503 There he is. 74 00:03:10,587 --> 00:03:12,881 The lowly jarpenter, destined to... 75 00:03:12,964 --> 00:03:15,008 Well, destined for nothing soon. (CHUCKLES) 76 00:03:15,508 --> 00:03:16,718 Hello! 77 00:03:16,801 --> 00:03:20,054 I snord you are snording a good snord, my fellow Snords? 78 00:03:20,138 --> 00:03:21,681 Pssh. You even know what you're saying? 79 00:03:21,764 --> 00:03:24,225 Snord, care for a jarp? 80 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:25,727 Not even real words. 81 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:27,896 You know, we'd love some jarps. 82 00:03:27,979 --> 00:03:30,106 Future-Worm here is a big fan of jarps. 83 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:32,150 -And of you... -(GRUNTS) 84 00:03:32,233 --> 00:03:34,527 Sorry, Gee-dub, kid's... Uh, don't listen to him. 85 00:03:34,611 --> 00:03:36,821 Look, this jarpenter thing is going nowhere. 86 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:39,282 Just do the world a favor, and leave town, and go... 87 00:03:39,365 --> 00:03:40,450 Uh, become a dentist. 88 00:03:40,533 --> 00:03:42,035 (EXCLAIMS) 89 00:03:44,787 --> 00:03:47,290 How do you snord my secret dream? 90 00:03:47,373 --> 00:03:49,125 Uh, just a guess. 91 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:51,628 Not usin' future knowledge or anything like that. 92 00:03:51,711 --> 00:03:54,881 No! You can't abandon your jarpenter stand! 93 00:03:54,964 --> 00:03:57,217 Hmm. Perhaps I need time to think, I... 94 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,593 (YELPING) 95 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:02,013 (GROANING) 96 00:04:07,435 --> 00:04:08,436 (GASPS) 97 00:04:08,519 --> 00:04:10,438 Oh, no! 98 00:04:10,522 --> 00:04:13,191 Boom! (LAUGHS) Have a merry Snordfest! 99 00:04:13,274 --> 00:04:14,692 Hey, you set that up! 100 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,110 I ate a banana. 101 00:04:16,319 --> 00:04:18,988 What happens to the peel ain't my problem. (LAUGHS) 102 00:04:19,072 --> 00:04:20,532 -Excuse me. -(GASPS) 103 00:04:20,615 --> 00:04:22,200 Where's Glow-Worm? 104 00:04:22,283 --> 00:04:23,493 Lil' Larry! 105 00:04:23,576 --> 00:04:24,911 From the movie! 106 00:04:24,994 --> 00:04:26,955 And he's even more lovable in real life. 107 00:04:27,247 --> 00:04:31,125 I was told his glow might warm my broken soul. 108 00:04:31,209 --> 00:04:32,210 Nope. 109 00:04:33,753 --> 00:04:36,798 Now my sadness will be infinite. 110 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:38,258 (CRYING) 111 00:04:39,926 --> 00:04:41,469 -Aw, don't cry! -Oh, brother. 112 00:04:41,553 --> 00:04:43,555 -(GASPS) -Glow-Worm's right here! 113 00:04:43,638 --> 00:04:45,265 Turn on your visor. You'll glow! 114 00:04:45,348 --> 00:04:47,225 -Why would I do that? -Look how sad he is! 115 00:04:47,308 --> 00:04:48,851 -I'm not bein' Glow-Worm again! -Dude! 116 00:04:48,935 --> 00:04:51,104 -(BOTH CLAMORING) -I'll never tell you how it glows! 117 00:04:51,938 --> 00:04:53,064 (GOBBLER ROARING) 118 00:04:56,317 --> 00:04:57,861 What in Snord... 119 00:04:57,944 --> 00:04:59,112 The Gobbler! 120 00:04:59,195 --> 00:05:00,613 (GASPS) What's a Gobbler? 121 00:05:00,697 --> 00:05:02,365 Enjoy your afternoon! 122 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:03,992 (WHISTLES) 123 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,453 (ALL SCREAMING) 124 00:05:07,537 --> 00:05:09,414 Why is it snowing in the desert? 125 00:05:09,497 --> 00:05:11,749 And why does that monster want to eat us? 126 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,752 I don't know, that stuff wasn't in the trailer! 127 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:17,881 Don't worry, Lil' Lar', Glow-Worm will save us! Fyootch! 128 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:20,925 (GOBBLER ROARING) 129 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:23,386 Uh, BRB! 130 00:05:23,469 --> 00:05:26,264 Dude, come on! We gotta save the Snords! 131 00:05:26,347 --> 00:05:29,976 Making a sacrifice will get your Snord-spirit levels jacked back up! 132 00:05:30,059 --> 00:05:32,520 Pfft. Snord-spirit's dead, kid. 133 00:05:32,604 --> 00:05:34,189 Now, where'd you park the lunch box? 134 00:05:34,272 --> 00:05:35,607 I can't see a dang thing! 135 00:05:37,692 --> 00:05:41,613 Then you better turn on your visor light, so we can find our way. 136 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:43,406 Oh, good idea. 137 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:46,534 Oh, what's that, Fyootch? You're a little chilly? 138 00:05:46,618 --> 00:05:49,287 Kinda, yeah, hmm. Wait, wait, wait. What the... 139 00:05:49,370 --> 00:05:53,041 Do you feel the Snord-spirit flowing through you yet? 140 00:05:53,124 --> 00:05:54,834 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! 141 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:56,085 (GROANING) 142 00:05:56,169 --> 00:05:59,714 (GASPS) Look! It's Glow-Worm! He's here to save us! 143 00:05:59,797 --> 00:06:02,258 -You bet your snord he is! -No, I'm not. 144 00:06:02,342 --> 00:06:05,261 Come on, everyone! Follow Glow-Worm to safety! 145 00:06:05,386 --> 00:06:06,804 Get outta here! 146 00:06:07,597 --> 00:06:09,724 Yeah, get outta here 147 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:11,684 by following Glow-Worm! 148 00:06:11,768 --> 00:06:13,853 (ALL CHEERING) 149 00:06:18,566 --> 00:06:19,859 (SIGHS) 150 00:06:19,943 --> 00:06:21,694 I think we finally lost the Gobbler. 151 00:06:21,778 --> 00:06:23,029 Yep, yep, that's great. 152 00:06:24,405 --> 00:06:27,617 Thank you, Glow-Worm, for leading us across the desert. 153 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,786 I'm not leading anybody anywhere. 154 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,704 We just happen to be... 155 00:06:31,788 --> 00:06:33,540 Escaping in the same direction. 156 00:06:33,623 --> 00:06:36,292 But it is awfully Snord-festive of you 157 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:39,546 to make such a selfless sacrifice, Glow-Worm. 158 00:06:39,629 --> 00:06:43,633 And I know one Snord who'd love to meet you. 159 00:06:43,716 --> 00:06:47,428 Lil' Larry's lil' sister, Lil'er Lucy! 160 00:06:48,137 --> 00:06:49,347 Glow-Worm! 161 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,182 Nope, for the last time, I'm not... 162 00:06:57,313 --> 00:06:59,023 Oh, boy. 163 00:06:59,107 --> 00:07:00,817 I love you, Glow-Worm. 164 00:07:02,151 --> 00:07:03,945 Uh... Mmm. 165 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:06,656 Yeah. Come on, kid. Yeah, all right. Enough... Enough hugging. 166 00:07:06,739 --> 00:07:08,283 (SIGHS) 167 00:07:08,366 --> 00:07:09,951 (ALL SNORING) 168 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:15,456 -(GOBBLER ROARING) -The Gobbler! 169 00:07:18,126 --> 00:07:19,210 Huh? 170 00:07:19,294 --> 00:07:22,589 Fyootch? I mean, Glow-Worm! Where are you, man? 171 00:07:22,672 --> 00:07:24,799 Glow-Worm left us. 172 00:07:24,883 --> 00:07:27,260 We're doomed! 173 00:07:27,343 --> 00:07:28,928 (ROARING) 174 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:35,435 No, no, it's okay. It's okay. He's probably just taking a snord! 175 00:07:35,518 --> 00:07:37,353 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 176 00:07:37,437 --> 00:07:40,148 Lil'est Lily. (GRUMBLING) 177 00:07:40,231 --> 00:07:42,317 Pssh. Who needs Snords? Not me. 178 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,902 FUTURE FUTURE-WORM: Look at yourself. 179 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,987 -What the... -You! You look like a failure. 180 00:07:46,070 --> 00:07:48,615 You can't even ruin the events that inspired 181 00:07:48,698 --> 00:07:51,618 the beloved holiday that you ruined with a terrible movie. 182 00:07:51,701 --> 00:07:53,661 Hey, I'm soul-searching here. 183 00:07:53,745 --> 00:07:55,580 I need advice, not a verbal beat-down. 184 00:07:56,956 --> 00:07:58,625 Yes, more like that. 185 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:00,585 -You are a coward. -What? 186 00:08:00,668 --> 00:08:02,795 You're afraid of the Gobbler. 187 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:04,464 I'm not afraid of the Gobbler. 188 00:08:04,547 --> 00:08:06,007 You're afraid of the Gobbler. 189 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:07,550 I'm not afraid of the Gobbler. 190 00:08:07,675 --> 00:08:10,595 I'm afraid of the Jubilee Two-Step, and being humiliated all over again! 191 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:13,556 Oh, dang. 192 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,434 Use your love of Snordfest to conquer your fear. 193 00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:17,685 Yeah, hmm. 194 00:08:17,769 --> 00:08:20,813 How about I use these abs to conquer your face, sucker! 195 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:23,816 (LAUGHS) 196 00:08:24,317 --> 00:08:25,902 (SPITS) Dang! 197 00:08:25,985 --> 00:08:27,904 Stupid conscience always bein' right. 198 00:08:27,987 --> 00:08:30,698 Well, at least we figured that out, before the Gobbler caught up. 199 00:08:30,782 --> 00:08:32,534 (SNORDS SCREAMING) 200 00:08:33,493 --> 00:08:34,827 I'm comin'! 201 00:08:34,911 --> 00:08:36,746 I'm snording! 202 00:08:36,829 --> 00:08:39,123 Run for your snording lives! 203 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:42,168 (YELLING) 204 00:08:42,252 --> 00:08:47,298 Fyootch, I could really use some Snordfest spirit right about now! 205 00:08:47,382 --> 00:08:50,426 Aw, dude! Who'd you eat before us? 206 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:52,303 Rancid-mayonnaise people? 207 00:08:52,387 --> 00:08:54,180 -Here. -(ROARS) 208 00:08:54,264 --> 00:08:55,723 (YELPING) 209 00:08:55,807 --> 00:08:57,809 Fyootch! 210 00:08:57,892 --> 00:08:59,561 (ALL SCREAMING) 211 00:09:01,688 --> 00:09:02,856 Hey, Gobbler! 212 00:09:03,982 --> 00:09:06,651 It's me, Future-Worm. I mean, uh... 213 00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:07,735 Uh... 214 00:09:08,486 --> 00:09:10,864 Glow-Worm! 215 00:09:10,947 --> 00:09:12,282 It's Glow-Worm! 216 00:09:13,032 --> 00:09:15,702 Glow-Worm! I knew you had it in you! 217 00:09:15,785 --> 00:09:17,453 Ever hear of the Jubilee Two-Step? 218 00:09:18,162 --> 00:09:19,998 Uh, no. 219 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,625 'Cause it's the last thing you'll ever hear. 220 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:25,128 (SHOES CLACKING) 221 00:09:32,427 --> 00:09:33,970 (VOCALIZING) 222 00:09:35,972 --> 00:09:38,349 (CROWD MURMURING) 223 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:40,143 Uh... 224 00:09:40,226 --> 00:09:41,769 (SINGING) Jubilee Two-Step for you 225 00:09:41,853 --> 00:09:44,647 -What's happening? -We're all doomed. 226 00:09:44,731 --> 00:09:46,900 (VOCALIZING) 227 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:48,693 Maybe I should just let him eat me. 228 00:09:49,652 --> 00:09:52,488 -(ROARS) -Fyootch! 229 00:09:53,156 --> 00:09:56,075 You gotta believe in Snordfest! 230 00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:57,744 (ROARS) 231 00:09:58,161 --> 00:09:59,662 (DANNY SCREAMS) 232 00:09:59,746 --> 00:10:01,247 (EXCLAIMING) 233 00:10:02,373 --> 00:10:03,625 Huh? 234 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,418 -I did it! -(SNORDS CHEERING) 235 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,962 I saved Snordfest! 236 00:10:08,046 --> 00:10:10,506 -(COUGHING) -Snord, snord, snord! 237 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:12,467 Give it up for Glow-Worm! 238 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:15,929 Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure that was an unrelated cosmic event, Fyootch. 239 00:10:16,012 --> 00:10:19,599 No way! That's the magic of Snordfest! 240 00:10:19,682 --> 00:10:22,227 -(SNORDS CHEERING) -I want to snord it from the rooftops. 241 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:24,938 I love Snordfest! 242 00:10:25,772 --> 00:10:27,315 You know what? 243 00:10:27,398 --> 00:10:29,067 You're right, you did it, buddy. 244 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,402 No, Danny, you did. 245 00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:33,613 You reminded me of what it's all about. 246 00:10:33,696 --> 00:10:36,616 You're the snordest friend I ever had. 247 00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:41,037 We should celebrate this every year in a holiday called... 248 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,790 "Jarple-graf Furpin-derp"! 249 00:10:43,873 --> 00:10:45,833 Uh, okay. 250 00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:47,961 Uh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, sounds good. 251 00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:51,214 ALL: Jarple-graf Furpin-derp! Jarple-graf Furpin-derp! 252 00:10:51,297 --> 00:10:53,007 (ALL CHEERING) 253 00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:54,759 Jarple-graf Furpin-derp! 254 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:56,928 (GRUNTING) 255 00:10:57,011 --> 00:10:58,763 -You! -Uh-oh. 256 00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:01,182 (YELLS) There was a banana peel! 257 00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:03,268 What is this? 1920? 258 00:11:03,685 --> 00:11:05,103 NARRATOR: Future-Worm! 259 00:11:06,104 --> 00:11:09,566 It's Holiday Eve! This is a time for family. 260 00:11:09,649 --> 00:11:10,733 -Not... -Move it. 261 00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:11,860 -(GRUNTS) -Let me through! 262 00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:12,986 Get out of the way! 263 00:11:13,069 --> 00:11:14,571 Mindless violence, mister! 264 00:11:15,530 --> 00:11:17,574 It's not mindless violence, honey. 265 00:11:17,699 --> 00:11:19,200 It's shopping! 266 00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:21,327 Yeah! So, come help push, Doug. 267 00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:22,954 Do we need to be a part of all this? 268 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:28,334 'Course, it's the last day Coffee Attack is servin' their seasonal latte flavor. 269 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:30,670 (SPITS) I like lattes. 270 00:11:30,753 --> 00:11:33,840 Well, you're in luck, sir, 'cause I make a mean latte. 271 00:11:33,923 --> 00:11:35,300 Yuck! I pass! 272 00:11:35,383 --> 00:11:37,302 Oh, that sounds so nice, honey. 273 00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:41,890 As soon as I see how my new toy, the Action Figure Chair, is selling, 274 00:11:41,973 --> 00:11:43,516 we can go right home. 275 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,102 But I just wanted a nice night at home by the fire, 276 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:48,271 so we could slow down from this holiday chaos 277 00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:51,524 and just enjoy each other's company. 278 00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:54,194 (GRUNTS) It's no use, Fyootch! 279 00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:56,821 I'm never gonna get a copy of Lettuce Delivery 2! 280 00:11:56,905 --> 00:11:59,991 Lettuce Delivery 1 was, like, the best game of all time. 281 00:12:00,074 --> 00:12:03,203 This has gotta be like, like, like-like-like-like-like... 282 00:12:03,286 --> 00:12:04,787 Danny! Get a hold of yourself! 283 00:12:04,871 --> 00:12:06,289 I'll get us through this mob. 284 00:12:08,499 --> 00:12:10,001 Hey! (WHISTLES) 285 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:12,837 They're giving out free, uh... They're givin' out free money! 286 00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:14,505 Yeah, over there! 287 00:12:14,589 --> 00:12:16,507 ALL: Free money! 288 00:12:16,591 --> 00:12:17,759 (SCOFFS) 289 00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:19,677 ALL: Free money! 290 00:12:19,761 --> 00:12:22,931 (LAUGHS) Dummies don't even know money's not worth anything. 291 00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:25,225 -(GRUNTS) -(BOTH GASPING) 292 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,018 (ELVES CACKLING) 293 00:12:27,101 --> 00:12:30,355 Who wants free gingerbread cookies? 294 00:12:30,438 --> 00:12:31,606 (ALL GASPING) 295 00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:34,567 Gross. Who wants gingerbread? Bleh! 296 00:12:34,651 --> 00:12:36,027 ALL: Gingerbread! 297 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,487 -Uh-oh! -Ahhh! 298 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,489 They're turning back! Make a break for it! 299 00:12:39,572 --> 00:12:41,783 Danny, hold it! Wait for your mother! 300 00:12:41,866 --> 00:12:45,328 I'll just go, uh, relax in the Scented Candle Co-op! 301 00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:46,871 -(GRUNTS) -ALL: Gingerbread! 302 00:12:46,955 --> 00:12:47,997 Huh? 303 00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:50,333 Hey, he's got the last cookie! Get him! 304 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,627 -(CROWD SCREAMING) -(YELLS) 305 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,589 One seasonal latte, please! 306 00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:59,050 One gingerbread latte, coming right up! 307 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,261 (SHUDDERS) Gingerbread? 308 00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:03,429 (SPUTTERS) 309 00:13:04,597 --> 00:13:05,598 (GASPS) 310 00:13:06,516 --> 00:13:07,600 Wha... 311 00:13:07,684 --> 00:13:08,685 No! 312 00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:12,146 You... You're all sick! 313 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:13,356 (YELLS) 314 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,400 Ahhh! 315 00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:18,027 What kind of monster drinks bread? Bleh! 316 00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:19,779 (ALL CLAMORING) 317 00:13:21,447 --> 00:13:22,824 (GROANS) 318 00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:25,869 This is taking forever! 319 00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:27,412 -(ALARM BLARING) -What's happening? 320 00:13:27,495 --> 00:13:29,080 Is it a crazy sale? 321 00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:31,499 Oh, they better not be marking down Action Figure Chair. 322 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,793 MAN: (ON PA) Warning! Mall over capacity! 323 00:13:33,877 --> 00:13:35,920 Please stampede the nearest exit! 324 00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:37,755 (ALL SCREAMING) 325 00:13:37,839 --> 00:13:39,424 -(SCREAMS) -Ah! Ah! Ah! 326 00:13:40,174 --> 00:13:42,218 Look out, everyone! Look out! I'm coming through! 327 00:13:42,302 --> 00:13:43,970 (GRUNTS) 328 00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:46,180 I lost out on Lettuce, man! 329 00:13:46,264 --> 00:13:47,849 (ELVES CACKLING) 330 00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:49,434 FUTURE-WORM: Cookie Goblin! 331 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:51,978 (SIGHS) 332 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,814 Doug! 333 00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:56,107 (GRUNTING) 334 00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:57,483 (SIGHS) 335 00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:59,611 Megan, Danny, where are you? 336 00:13:59,694 --> 00:14:01,738 Did they leave me here? 337 00:14:01,821 --> 00:14:04,657 Oh! Maybe I died in the stampede. 338 00:14:04,782 --> 00:14:06,701 But I better call, just in case I'm alive. 339 00:14:07,452 --> 00:14:09,412 Ahhh! A ghost! 340 00:14:09,495 --> 00:14:11,748 -(YELLS) -(CHUCKLES) 341 00:14:11,956 --> 00:14:14,792 I'm sure their lost-shopper insurance will cover that... 342 00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,544 Why didn't that goofus answer his cellphone? 343 00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:20,298 I implanted a tracking chip in Dad for just such an occasion. 344 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:23,259 According to this GPS, uh, boom! 345 00:14:23,343 --> 00:14:26,304 He's safe and sound in the security office lost and found! 346 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,680 Oh, thank goodness, he's safe. 347 00:14:27,764 --> 00:14:28,848 Typical Doug. 348 00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:31,392 Whole place to himself, and he goes to hang out with mall cops. 349 00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:33,686 Uh, I'm not saying we should stop there, 350 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:36,648 but Toyasaurus Rex is on the way... 351 00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:39,692 And Doug does love to rummage through the lost and found. 352 00:14:39,776 --> 00:14:41,027 Do whatever you want. 353 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:44,822 I'm going to fix myself up a proper latte with peppermint. 354 00:14:44,906 --> 00:14:47,325 -(GRUNTING) -MAN: Hey, dude. 355 00:14:48,451 --> 00:14:49,661 (SHRIEKS) 356 00:14:49,744 --> 00:14:53,039 What are you, some kind of spy or something? 357 00:14:53,122 --> 00:14:55,625 Is that why you had a tracker embedded in your neck? 358 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:56,876 What? No! 359 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,587 (CHUCKLING) See, my son implanted this tracker in me and... 360 00:14:59,671 --> 00:15:00,672 (SHRIEKS) 361 00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:02,048 Did you take it out? 362 00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:04,968 Duh. We put it in the lost and found. 363 00:15:05,051 --> 00:15:07,262 And that's not all that's gonna wind up there, 364 00:15:07,345 --> 00:15:09,681 unless you start to talk, spy. 365 00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:11,558 (HESITATES) I'm no spy! 366 00:15:11,641 --> 00:15:15,061 Listen, my family left me by mistake, I think. 367 00:15:15,186 --> 00:15:16,855 But they'll be back soon. 368 00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:20,900 Yeah, right. What kind of family forgets someone? 369 00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:22,610 -(LAUGHS) -(CHUCKLES) 370 00:15:23,111 --> 00:15:25,947 It's true. They wanted to shop, 371 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:28,575 but I just wanted a nice night at home by the fire, 372 00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:31,661 so we could slow down from this holiday chaos and just... 373 00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:33,246 (SOBS) 374 00:15:33,329 --> 00:15:35,331 Just enjoy each other's company. 375 00:15:35,874 --> 00:15:39,252 That's so sad. 376 00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:42,255 But you're safe with us, lost one. 377 00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,132 You can join us in our... 378 00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:46,718 (WHISPERING) Secret mission. 379 00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:47,802 Your what? 380 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,263 (BOTH GROANING) 381 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,227 Ouch. Could've told you, action figures don't need chairs, Mrs. D. 382 00:15:56,311 --> 00:15:58,396 That's, like, action figure 101. 383 00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:01,566 Okay, here's the deal. 384 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,278 We formed this group this morning. 385 00:16:05,361 --> 00:16:06,404 Why? 386 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,489 Because we like belonging. 387 00:16:08,573 --> 00:16:10,074 And we like acronyms. 388 00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:11,618 "G.O.T.H.S."? 389 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:12,911 What is our mission? 390 00:16:12,994 --> 00:16:16,206 To find out who's behind this. 391 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:18,833 Someone is trying to replace regular human families 392 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,627 with fake gingerbread ones. 393 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,378 -Uh... -We're fighting for families, 394 00:16:22,462 --> 00:16:24,214 because ours never fought for us. 395 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:27,008 Or, I don't know, we could just chill here and listen to music. 396 00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:28,384 Whatever. (GROANS) 397 00:16:28,468 --> 00:16:31,137 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) I certainly respect your, uh, mission, 398 00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,890 but I have to go, my family is worried sick! 399 00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:35,183 I assume. 400 00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:36,517 About that. 401 00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:38,269 As part of our operation, 402 00:16:38,353 --> 00:16:41,773 we also gained access to the live mall security feed. 403 00:16:41,856 --> 00:16:43,399 (INAUDIBLE) 404 00:16:43,483 --> 00:16:44,734 Shopping? 405 00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,278 How... How could they? 406 00:16:48,404 --> 00:16:49,697 Join us, Doug. 407 00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:53,618 Guardians of the Holidays needs purists like you. 408 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,828 But you have to prove yourself 409 00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:58,414 by kicking them out of the mall. 410 00:16:58,498 --> 00:16:59,666 (WHIMPERS) 411 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,876 What is it? (GRUNTS) 412 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,212 Are you bread, or are you cookie? 413 00:17:04,295 --> 00:17:06,506 'Cause you sure ain't a man. 414 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,716 Come on, dude. Dad's waiting! 415 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,135 -DOUG: But I'm not waiting anymore. -(ALL GASPING) 416 00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:14,556 -Dad? -You kiddin'? 417 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:16,099 That's right, it's, uh... 418 00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:17,225 It is I. 419 00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:20,019 Did you pierce your nose? 420 00:17:20,395 --> 00:17:22,480 We sell clip-ons. 421 00:17:22,564 --> 00:17:24,941 Also, hi, Megan. 422 00:17:25,024 --> 00:17:27,277 Thanks for saving my planet. 423 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,529 P.S., I work at the mall now. 424 00:17:29,612 --> 00:17:32,407 So, yeah. That happened. 425 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:35,869 Hi, Ennuisha! It's so nice to see you on Earth! 426 00:17:35,952 --> 00:17:37,120 We'll have to... 427 00:17:37,203 --> 00:17:40,081 No! Doug Douglas, what is going on? 428 00:17:40,164 --> 00:17:43,751 It's true. I'm part of the G.O.T.H.S. now. 429 00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:45,879 That's, um, Guardians of the Holiday... 430 00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:47,171 ...s. 431 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:50,341 All right. That's my cue. I'll be in the car. 432 00:17:50,425 --> 00:17:52,385 Mrs. D, keys, please? 433 00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:55,763 We're on a mission to protect families from a gingerbread conspiracy. 434 00:17:55,847 --> 00:17:57,515 Oh, hey, I'm listening. 435 00:17:57,599 --> 00:18:01,978 Sweetheart, did you get brainwashed into joining a secret society again? 436 00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:04,522 Blink once for yes. Twice for no. 437 00:18:04,606 --> 00:18:06,941 I didn't get brainwashed! You did! 438 00:18:07,025 --> 00:18:09,027 You got so caught up in wanting stuff 439 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:11,404 that you forgot what the holidays are all about. 440 00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:13,948 Family and putting other people before yourself! 441 00:18:14,032 --> 00:18:16,326 We're sorry! We rushed over when... 442 00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:18,620 Rushed? You stopped for a latte! 443 00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:21,623 If I knew it was gonna take this long, I'd have gotten two. 444 00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:23,249 Just go! 445 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,710 -(BOTH SIGHING) -(SCOFFS) 446 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:28,296 Bye, Megan! 447 00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:30,298 Okay, text me. 448 00:18:33,635 --> 00:18:35,470 Hey, snap out of it, dude. 449 00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:38,473 They left, like, a million forevers ago. 450 00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:41,309 And you should have left when you had the chance! 451 00:18:42,268 --> 00:18:43,311 (SHRIEKS) 452 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:45,438 -ALL: Mrs. Claus? -Wait, who? 453 00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:47,774 (CACKLING) 454 00:18:49,192 --> 00:18:50,401 Mom? 455 00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:53,655 Are we really gonna have holiday morning without Dad? 456 00:18:55,031 --> 00:18:56,157 No. 457 00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:57,450 No! 458 00:18:57,534 --> 00:18:59,869 We let your father down. We're in the wrong here, 459 00:18:59,953 --> 00:19:01,329 and we're gonna make this right! 460 00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:03,164 Just in time. Need a re-up. 461 00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:08,461 (YELPING) 462 00:19:08,545 --> 00:19:11,631 Oh, my son's gonna have a gingerbread dad. 463 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:13,424 That's the point! 464 00:19:13,508 --> 00:19:15,927 Everyone's going to have a gingerbread dad! 465 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,929 -And gingerbread moms! -(ELVES CACKLING) 466 00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:19,764 And gingerbread children! 467 00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:23,851 I'm going to tear down and rebuild every family in this town! 468 00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:26,604 Why would you do that? I love Megan and Danny! They... 469 00:19:26,688 --> 00:19:29,983 Abandoned you! They don't care about you. 470 00:19:30,066 --> 00:19:32,694 No one cares about their families! 471 00:19:32,777 --> 00:19:34,988 Everyone just wants stuff! 472 00:19:35,071 --> 00:19:37,448 I'm going to give them something better. 473 00:19:37,574 --> 00:19:38,783 Throw the switch! 474 00:19:42,203 --> 00:19:43,580 (YELPING) 475 00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:45,623 No! 476 00:19:49,961 --> 00:19:51,671 -(GRUNTING) -Megan? 477 00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:52,964 You came back for me! 478 00:19:53,047 --> 00:19:56,050 Oh, honey, you're the only holiday present I need. 479 00:19:57,051 --> 00:19:59,429 Gingerbread! 480 00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:03,474 -(POWERS DOWN) -The jig's up, Santa! 481 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,684 "Santa"? 482 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:08,021 You think Santa could build an army of gingerbread elves? (LAUGHS) 483 00:20:09,647 --> 00:20:11,149 (ELVES SHRIEKING) 484 00:20:11,232 --> 00:20:12,400 Wha... 485 00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:15,236 I made gingerbread the flavor of the season. 486 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,155 I made gingerbread the official sponsor 487 00:20:17,238 --> 00:20:18,615 of the Shop-A-Lympic Mega-Sale. 488 00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:20,783 I made people trust the brand... 489 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:23,203 Wait, are you the Bread Baron? 490 00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:24,746 See, he's a nemesis of ours. 491 00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:26,581 Ever see the Old Man Duck Head video? 492 00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:27,916 Long story, anyway... 493 00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:30,126 -Are you? -What? No! 494 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:34,297 -Phew. -I'm the Bread Baroness! 495 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,049 -(CACKLING) -Huh? 496 00:20:36,132 --> 00:20:37,842 She's got gingerbread for a head. (LAUGHS) 497 00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:39,385 Indeed! 498 00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:44,349 My ex-husband Bread Baron failed because he thought too small! 499 00:20:44,432 --> 00:20:49,354 He thought gingerbread wasn't a real bread and left me for a little French croissant. 500 00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:51,272 But I don't need him. 501 00:20:51,356 --> 00:20:53,608 Or anyone else! (CACKLES) 502 00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:56,486 Whoa, 'cause your marriage collapsed, 503 00:20:56,569 --> 00:20:59,697 you're, like, really lonely, huh? 504 00:20:59,781 --> 00:21:01,658 I'm sorry, man, that's a bummer. 505 00:21:01,741 --> 00:21:04,827 No, I'm just... You're wrong! 506 00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:06,955 I'm doing the world a favor! 507 00:21:07,038 --> 00:21:09,457 They'll be glad to have new, better families. 508 00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:11,459 Families you can eat, if they upset you! 509 00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:12,961 -(ELVES GROWLING) -(CACKLING) 510 00:21:13,044 --> 00:21:15,672 No! There's no replacement for family! 511 00:21:15,755 --> 00:21:19,509 And the holiday is about taking the time to show them you love them, 512 00:21:19,592 --> 00:21:21,344 -flaws and all! -Huh? 513 00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:24,806 Dad! We could never have a holiday without you! 514 00:21:24,889 --> 00:21:27,016 (SIGHS) I love you guys so much. 515 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,310 Aw, I love you guys, too. 516 00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:31,271 Let me in on some of that huggin'. 517 00:21:31,354 --> 00:21:33,022 Now let's break some bread! 518 00:21:33,106 --> 00:21:34,691 You, uh... 519 00:21:34,774 --> 00:21:35,859 Suckers! 520 00:21:35,942 --> 00:21:37,819 (ALL YELLING) 521 00:21:38,111 --> 00:21:41,447 FUTURE-WORM: And so, empowered by their love for each other, 522 00:21:41,531 --> 00:21:44,951 and all the living beings on Earth and the great beyond, 523 00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:48,746 they pummeled the gol' darn daylights out of ol' BB's cookie army, 524 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:52,041 and, well, they saved the holidays for you and me. 525 00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:55,378 Mmm, old holiday tradition, 526 00:21:55,461 --> 00:21:57,547 always puts him right to sleep. 527 00:21:57,630 --> 00:22:00,049 Happy holidays, y'all. 528 00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,759 NARRATOR: Future-Worm! 529 00:22:02,385 --> 00:22:04,387 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)