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NARRATOR: One boy...

2
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Yeah!

3
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NARRATOR: One worm.

4
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You know it.

5
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(GROANS)

6
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(BEEPS)

7
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NARRATOR: These are their adventures.

8
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(ROARS)

9
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(WHOOPING)

10
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Sweet!

11
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(BOTH LAUGHING)

12
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Whoo!

13
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All right, yeah.
Pretty fun. Future-Worm.

14
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Why on Earth did you
hook the dishwasher up to the ocean?

15
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It's not my fault!

16
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I love decapod
crustaceans, but...

17
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Ow! Not in the house!

18
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You don't understand.

19
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I was just rerouting
some pipes under the house.

20
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It's the city's fault
one leads to the ocean.

21
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You should really
be thanking him.

22
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Sittin' on
a seafood gold mine.

23
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Yeah! This is fresh Uni.

24
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You know what sushi places
charge for this?

25
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Danny, if you can't take responsibility
for what you did,

26
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then you can go
straight to your room!

27
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-What?
-And until sunset tomorrow,

28
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no TV...

29
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-Oh, no!
-...no video games...

30
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Ahh!

31
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...and no more Captain Cakerz

32
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No!

33
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Locking me in a cage,
forcing me to starve!

34
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-(STOMACH GROANS)
-This is inhumane, man!

35
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(GRUNTS) Welcome to prison life, D.

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(GRUNTING)

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Nothing to do but ride it out

38
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-and get ripped.
-What?

39
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I don't wanna get ripped.
I wanna eat cereal and watch TV!

40
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-(LAUGHS)
-(SIGHS) Lame.

41
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But hey, what good's
a Time Machine Lunch Box

42
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if you can't use it to skip
being grounded, right? Come on!

43
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Skipping punishment
is way better

44
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than going back
to fix your mistakes.

45
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-Let's do it!
-Yeah!

46
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-Huh! Where are we?
-Aw, crud.

47
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Somehow we ended up
at the headquarters

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of the Time Travel Council.

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(BELLS TOLLING)

50
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Sweet! I wanna meet
more time travelers, man!

51
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(BOTH SCREAMING)

52
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Not like this, D.

53
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They're the Supreme Court
of Time Crimes

54
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and my record isn't
exactly... clean.

55
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Council is now
in session!

56
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FUTURE-WORM: That is
Sandrew Chronon.

57
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Grouchy Time Wizard
who runs the show.

58
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Please, help me!

59
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There's been
a terrible misunderstanding.

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They think I'm a time traveler

61
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just because
I have a clock face.

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Mr. Clock Face,
for the last time, sit down!

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(EXCLAIMS) Dude's fired up.
Are we in trouble?

64
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Don't know. You better let me
do all the lyin'.

65
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(CHUCKLES) I mean,
you know, talking.

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Don't worry, I know
what I'm doing here.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
Ladies and gentlemen of the Council...

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it was Barl!
It was all Barl, you hear me!

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He masterminded
the whole operation, whatever it was.

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'Kay.

71
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The Barl defense
won't help you this time.

72
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You're being charged
with a first degree time violation!

73
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

74
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Roll your scroll, homie.
Fyootch is innocent.

75
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Yeah, Amelia Earhart.
Go hop in your plane again and disappear.

76
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Not him.
You, Danny Douglas.

77
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Me? I didn't do anything!

78
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You're violating
my habeas corpus

79
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and you don't even
quid pro know me!

80
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Ipso facto!
This whole thing is whack, yo!

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(COUNCIL MEMBERS GASP)

82
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You just gotta accept
the consequences, Danny.

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Owning up is part
of grown-ing up!

84
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Indeed, Mr. Douglas.

85
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And the punishment
for your crime is...

86
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Wait! I kidnapped Danny

87
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and brainwashed him
to do the whole temporal,

88
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lateral... Crime skip thing.

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(MUMBLING)

90
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I should've known.

91
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The boy's punishment
would have been mild.

92
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But given the worm's record,

93
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he's done for.

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Barl!

95
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The sentence is...

96
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Wow! It's... Wow, yeah.

97
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I can't even... You know? Oof.

98
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Wow-wow-wow.

99
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Stop saying wow
and just read the dang thing!

100
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The punishment is... (GARGLING)

101
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(COUGHING)

102
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Something caught in my pipe.
I need my inhaler.

103
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(GROANS) Give me that.

104
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De-evolution.
You'll be turned back into

105
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a beardless, abless, mouthless...

106
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No!

107
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(SIGHS) Worm.

108
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You can't do that!

109
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Of course I can't.

110
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That's what the giant
de-evolution ray gun is for.

111
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(CUCKOO CHIMES)

112
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(SCREAMING)

113
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Why did you take
the rap for me, Fyootch?

114
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It's my fault, D,
I shoulda warned you about Time Crimes,

115
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but also,
anarchy rules!

116
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(SCREAMING)

117
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Fyootch! No!

118
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Actually, I think... I think I'm okay.

119
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"Actually," the de-evolution
is a gradual process

120
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that allows ample time
to regret your horrific crime.

121
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Dang.

122
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There's gotta be a way
to skip out on this punishment.

123
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-Council adjourned.
-Wait!

124
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Aren't you forgetting about... the thing?

125
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-What thing?
-Mm-hmm.

126
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That rule that would,
you know, undo all this.

127
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The... (MUMBLES) defense?

128
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-Did he say Mutu Mutu?
-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

129
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Blast, stupid Mutu Mutu!

130
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Yeah, that!

131
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I'm callin' Mutu Mutu on you suckas!

132
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(ALL MURMURING)

133
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Hey, whoa, wait!

134
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Why's everybody
getting all wound up? Get it?

135
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Clocks? Gears? Wind?

136
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No? Anyway, what's Mutu Mutu?

137
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By defeating seven
of the 12 council members

138
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in competitive trials,

139
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a champion may free
a condemned criminal.

140
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Sweet! I mean...
Duh, Clock Face!

141
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But if you fail,
you must spend eternity

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in a timeless limbo. (CACKLES)

143
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Don't do it, Danny. It's too risky.

144
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Your cape!
It's already happening.

145
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There's no way
I'm losing you, man.

146
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Let's moo-shoo, moo-fu it up!

147
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NARRATOR: Mutu Mutu Challenge!

148
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Round one.

149
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(GRUNTING)

150
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I'm out of arrows.
We're done for, man.

151
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You'll never win
seven matches, Daniel.

152
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Yeah? Well, you'll never not be...

153
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Dang! I'm already
losing my sick comebacks.

154
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But you still got your abs.

155
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(GRUNTS)

156
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(GRUNTS)

157
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Foolio! Ba-bam!

158
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NARRATOR: Round two.

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FUTURE-WORM: You got this, D.

160
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(GRUNTS)

161
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Oh, well, tried your best.

162
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Yeah! Never doubted you for a second.

163
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NARRATOR: Round three.

164
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(YELLING)

165
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Aw, Science.
You know I'd never use

166
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karate powers on you!
I surrender.

167
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This is a piece of cake.
We're killin' it, Fyootch!

168
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(SCREAMS) My symbol of male dominance!

169
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NARRATOR: Round four.

170
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(GRUNTING)

171
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-Oh, come on!
-(HUMMING)

172
00:07:38,813 --> 00:07:40,940
NARRATOR: Round five.

173
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What's your deal?

174
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(CACKLING)

175
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(SCREAMS) I hate monkeys!

176
00:07:53,328 --> 00:07:54,913
NARRATOR: Round six.

177
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-(GRUNTS)
-(TIRES SCREECH)

178
00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:02,503
(PHONE RINGS)

179
00:08:02,587 --> 00:08:05,089
-Hello?
-Yo, it's tea time, you twit.

180
00:08:05,173 --> 00:08:06,341
Crackers! You're right.

181
00:08:09,469 --> 00:08:10,511
(SCREAMS)

182
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Yeah!

183
00:08:16,851 --> 00:08:19,812
Ha! Kiss these abs, sucka!

184
00:08:20,813 --> 00:08:23,191
What! Not my titanium abs!

185
00:08:23,274 --> 00:08:25,777
I earned those with crunches
and future-science!

186
00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:28,029
-Fyootch!
-(GROANING)

187
00:08:29,364 --> 00:08:31,241
NARRATOR: Round seven.

188
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(PLAYING GUITAR RIFF)

189
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-(DISTORTION PLAYS)
-(SCREAMS)

190
00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:45,213
(PLAYING GUITAR RIFF)

191
00:08:45,296 --> 00:08:49,384
We're on a roll, man!
One more win. You ready for this?

192
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Whatever.

193
00:08:51,135 --> 00:08:53,805
Oh, no! Your thirst
for adventure, it's gone!

194
00:08:54,013 --> 00:08:55,181
I guess.

195
00:08:56,516 --> 00:08:58,101
NARRATOR: Round eight.

196
00:08:58,726 --> 00:09:02,605
Danny, I challenge you to a game...

197
00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,607
of basketball!

198
00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:09,946
Oh, yeah! You done goofed,
old man. I rule at hoops.

199
00:09:10,196 --> 00:09:12,657
Listen, I'm not pitching this because

200
00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:14,492
I want to go home
to my wife and watches,

201
00:09:14,576 --> 00:09:17,036
but, you know,
since I'm not really a basketball player

202
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,204
or a time traveler...

203
00:09:18,288 --> 00:09:19,831
What time is it?

204
00:09:19,914 --> 00:09:21,165
Ah! Oh, gosh,
let me see.

205
00:09:21,249 --> 00:09:23,501
Does anyone have a mirror?
Does anyone have a mirror?

206
00:09:23,585 --> 00:09:26,045
It's game time, son!

207
00:09:26,129 --> 00:09:28,339
It's uh... (GROANS)
This is just a bad dream.

208
00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:29,632
This is just a bad dream.

209
00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:32,010
(YELLS)

210
00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,094
Uh-oh!

211
00:09:33,928 --> 00:09:35,972
(GRUNTING)

212
00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:46,149
(BUZZER RINGS)

213
00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:49,277
Boom-shakalaka!

214
00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,946
Danny, what happened?
I can't see. Did you win?

215
00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:54,574
I'm sorry, Fyootch.
If I lose the next one, we're done.

216
00:09:54,657 --> 00:09:55,658
This is it.

217
00:09:58,203 --> 00:10:00,246
The final showdown!

218
00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:03,041
That's it.
You're going down, Amelia Earhart.

219
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,167
(GRUNTING)

220
00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,251
(THUNDER CRACKS)

221
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:07,420
(CACKLES)

222
00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:09,964
You bureaucratic buzz-killers
crossed the line.

223
00:10:10,048 --> 00:10:12,884
Turning Fyootch back into a regular worm
'cause I skipped ahead a day?

224
00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:15,178
So, it was you
who skipped ahead!

225
00:10:15,261 --> 00:10:18,014
No, it... wasn't me.

226
00:10:18,097 --> 00:10:19,515
Oh, no, you don't!

227
00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:21,351
(DANNY YELLS)

228
00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:25,104
Danny, as long as
I still have a mouth,

229
00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:27,815
I just wanna say, I love...

230
00:10:28,358 --> 00:10:29,734
(YELLS) No!

231
00:10:29,817 --> 00:10:30,944
(GRUNTS)

232
00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:32,612
(SOBBING) This is all my fault.

233
00:10:32,695 --> 00:10:34,614
I should've just apologized
to Mom and Dad

234
00:10:34,697 --> 00:10:36,324
and this never would've happened.

235
00:10:36,407 --> 00:10:38,785
I'd do anything
for a second chance.

236
00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:40,286
You want a second chance?

237
00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:41,412
Then defeat me.

238
00:10:43,331 --> 00:10:44,707
(SHOUTS)

239
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,962
(SCREAMING)

240
00:10:49,045 --> 00:10:50,380
Yes! We won!

241
00:10:51,339 --> 00:10:53,174
NARRATOR: Danny wins!

242
00:10:53,841 --> 00:10:57,303
Fire the un-de-evolution ray.

243
00:10:57,387 --> 00:10:58,388
(CUCKOO CHIMES)

244
00:11:00,223 --> 00:11:01,641
Fyootch!

245
00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:03,142
(SCREAMS) Where am I?

246
00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:05,937
You fought bravely, son.

247
00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,064
But your jump shot is pathetic!

248
00:11:08,147 --> 00:11:10,358
Meeting adjourned.

249
00:11:10,441 --> 00:11:12,277
-Proud of you, kid.
-Thanks, Fyootch.

250
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,195
But we've got some
unfinished business.

251
00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:16,114
Mom? Dad?

252
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,490
I'm,...

253
00:11:17,782 --> 00:11:19,617
I'm sorry about
the whole ocean thing.

254
00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:20,743
It's my fault.

255
00:11:21,244 --> 00:11:23,580
Sweetie. We know
you didn't mean any harm.

256
00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:24,747
We were just frustrated

257
00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:26,666
you wouldn't take
responsibility for it.

258
00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:28,668
Forget about the dishwasher disaster.

259
00:11:28,751 --> 00:11:32,130
And celebrate with a nice
bowl of Captain Cakerz.

260
00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:33,423
(SCREAMING)

261
00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,508
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

262
00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:38,344
NARRATOR: Previously on Future-Danny...

263
00:11:40,138 --> 00:11:41,723
Any last words?

264
00:11:41,806 --> 00:11:43,641
As a matter of fact, I do.

265
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,394
ROBO-CARP: Robo-Carp 2001.

266
00:11:46,477 --> 00:11:49,022
-(ALL GASP)
-Beautiful.

267
00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:55,111
A fish made out
of shimmer stone that shines like a pearl.

268
00:11:55,195 --> 00:11:57,155
ROBO-CARP: (CHUCKLES)
How kind of you to notice.

269
00:11:57,488 --> 00:11:58,573
Oh, brother.

270
00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:03,286
-So shiny.
-(GROUND RUMBLING)

271
00:12:03,369 --> 00:12:04,829
(SCREAMING)

272
00:12:04,913 --> 00:12:06,247
(LAUGHS)

273
00:12:06,623 --> 00:12:08,208
Peace out, suckas.

274
00:12:08,499 --> 00:12:10,793
(HORN HONKING)

275
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,760
Whoo-hoo!

276
00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:25,850
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)

277
00:12:29,395 --> 00:12:32,524
Oh, a beautiful maiden in distress.

278
00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:35,318
Let us proceed.

279
00:12:35,693 --> 00:12:37,987
(WOMAN WHIMPERING)

280
00:12:40,365 --> 00:12:43,451
I'm here to rescue you and... Yowzah!

281
00:12:43,535 --> 00:12:45,161
You're even prettier up close.

282
00:12:45,245 --> 00:12:46,663
Oh. (GIGGLES)

283
00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,165
And with this sacrifice,

284
00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:52,460
we shall gain unlimited power.

285
00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:53,962
(ALL GASP)

286
00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:58,758
After them, my plierate children!

287
00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:01,261
(GIBBERING)

288
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,930
To their ship.

289
00:13:04,597 --> 00:13:06,683
(GROWLS)

290
00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:09,644
Well, you're more
than a pretty face, my dear.

291
00:13:09,727 --> 00:13:12,063
You've got moxie!

292
00:13:12,981 --> 00:13:14,566
Future-karate!

293
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,569
Oh. (GIGGLES)

294
00:13:17,694 --> 00:13:19,737
-Halt!
-(GASPS)

295
00:13:19,821 --> 00:13:21,990
There is no escape now.

296
00:13:22,073 --> 00:13:24,951
No human hands can pilot
our ship's controls.

297
00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:27,537
Pfft! Like that was
ever the plan.

298
00:13:29,205 --> 00:13:30,999
Stay close. This electro-magnet's

299
00:13:31,082 --> 00:13:33,084
about to get jacked up.

300
00:13:33,877 --> 00:13:35,336
(ELECTRO-MAGNET BUZZING)

301
00:13:35,587 --> 00:13:36,713
(PLIERATES SCREAM)

302
00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,756
(SHIP POWERING UP)

303
00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:45,221
(GUFFAWS)

304
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,891
You got future-science, son.

305
00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:50,059
Past, present, or future,

306
00:13:50,143 --> 00:13:52,395
the next time you touch pliers,

307
00:13:52,478 --> 00:13:54,105
it will be your last!

308
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,399
Plierate curse!

309
00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:58,610
Oh, no! Regular-Danny.

310
00:13:58,693 --> 00:13:59,986
That boy's handy.

311
00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:02,614
He loves to pick up
a pair of pliers.

312
00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:04,824
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

313
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,036
Perhaps someday, my dear,

314
00:14:08,203 --> 00:14:09,954
but not today.

315
00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:14,667
Aw.

316
00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:15,752
Adieu.

317
00:14:16,711 --> 00:14:18,630
Oh, spicy.

318
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:23,051
(SOBBING)

319
00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,349
NARRATOR: Next time
on Future-Danny...

320
00:14:29,849 --> 00:14:31,017
(YELLS)

321
00:14:31,601 --> 00:14:33,269
(GRUNTING)

322
00:14:33,478 --> 00:14:34,896
NARRATOR: Future-Danny!

323
00:14:36,356 --> 00:14:38,274
-(LINE RINGING)
-What's up, Bug?

324
00:14:38,358 --> 00:14:41,110
Hey, D. It's that time again!

325
00:14:41,194 --> 00:14:43,571
You ready for your eyeballs
to get dominated

326
00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:45,657
by the new Mad Nunchukery?

327
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:47,033
You know it. I'm on my way.

328
00:14:47,116 --> 00:14:48,159
Ya-yeah!

329
00:14:49,369 --> 00:14:51,079
(ACTION MUSIC PLAYING)

330
00:14:51,162 --> 00:14:52,872
Tidying up now. See you soon.

331
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,293
Dang, boy,
that was quick!

332
00:14:58,545 --> 00:15:00,672
Don't let Danny touch the pliers!

333
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:01,881
(YELLS)

334
00:15:02,882 --> 00:15:04,926
Who are you?
And what've you done with Danny?

335
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,886
Are you some kinda Time-Hobo

336
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,930
who stole his clothes and ate him?

337
00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:12,725
Time-Hobos don't eat people!
Only other Time-Hobos.

338
00:15:12,809 --> 00:15:15,436
I am Danny, Future-Danny.

339
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,106
Regular-Danny is coming
to watch that film.

340
00:15:18,189 --> 00:15:21,484
When he does, he'll try to adjust that.

341
00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:23,444
And?

342
00:15:23,528 --> 00:15:25,488
If he touches those pliers,

343
00:15:25,572 --> 00:15:28,658
he shall suffer terrible consequences.

344
00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:31,786
Well, we'll see what
the real Danny has to say about this.

345
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:34,914
No! You mustn't tell him
of my interference!

346
00:15:34,998 --> 00:15:36,541
Time travel law.

347
00:15:36,624 --> 00:15:39,878
I can't be hauled in front
of the Time Travelers Council again.

348
00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:41,129
Future-Danny!

349
00:15:41,212 --> 00:15:45,550
You've been found guilty
of first degree time crimes.

350
00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,385
Do you have any last words?

351
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,262
Just a few from my lawyer.

352
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,390
ROBO-CARP: Robo-Carp 2001.

353
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:53,975
I request a mistrial.

354
00:15:54,058 --> 00:15:55,059
No!

355
00:15:55,143 --> 00:15:56,728
Can we have a five-minute recess?

356
00:15:56,811 --> 00:15:57,812
No!

357
00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,647
Is a settlement off the table?

358
00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:00,982
No... Yes.

359
00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:02,609
My client is innocent.

360
00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:04,777
He's dropped the moon into the sun!

361
00:16:04,861 --> 00:16:06,529
Oh, wow. That's pretty bad.

362
00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:08,615
-ROBO-CARP: Objection.
-Overruled!

363
00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:10,033
The defense rests.

364
00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:11,826
Actually, just kidding.

365
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:13,995
-SANDREW: What?
-I request a mistrial.

366
00:16:14,704 --> 00:16:16,706
Whoo-hoo!

367
00:16:16,789 --> 00:16:19,500
Why don't you
just take the pliers?

368
00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:21,127
No Danny can touch them.

369
00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:24,380
Plier-pirate magic! Very dangerous.

370
00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:28,301
If you are "Future-Danny," prove it.

371
00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:29,594
If I weren't him,

372
00:16:29,677 --> 00:16:33,264
how would I know
about the infamous head-swap incident?

373
00:16:33,389 --> 00:16:35,016
Or is that next week?

374
00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:37,352
Real Danny would take me to next week

375
00:16:37,435 --> 00:16:39,437
so we could
head-swap it up.

376
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,106
You and I both know he would not.

377
00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:43,733
Touche.

378
00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:47,111
(SNIFFS) You do look like him.

379
00:16:47,362 --> 00:16:49,989
(GROANS AND GRUNTS)

380
00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:52,700
A melty-earwax version, anyway.

381
00:16:53,326 --> 00:16:56,829
I'm this close to being convinced.

382
00:16:56,913 --> 00:16:58,998
I'll keep Danny away from the pliers

383
00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:01,292
if you grant me one wish.

384
00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:03,753
Wish? I'm not some blasted genie!

385
00:17:04,879 --> 00:17:06,839
Oh, fine! What do you want?

386
00:17:07,215 --> 00:17:10,927
Since you're messin'
with Madison Nunchucks day,

387
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,137
which, as you should know,

388
00:17:13,221 --> 00:17:15,807
is a sacred Bug-Danny tradition,

389
00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:17,767
you gotta ramp it up.

390
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:19,936
I wanna meet Madison.

391
00:17:20,019 --> 00:17:21,771
(GRUMBLES)

392
00:17:22,647 --> 00:17:24,023
She's making a movie now.

393
00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:25,149
(GASPS) What!

394
00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:27,277
They're doing a sequel to Nunchuks 17?

395
00:17:27,402 --> 00:17:28,820
Dude, get me there.
Get me there!

396
00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:30,113
It's quite some distance.

397
00:17:30,196 --> 00:17:33,032
But, if you promise
to keep him away from the pliers...

398
00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:35,952
-Yeah, yeah!
-Not supposed to do this, but...

399
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,752
Come on. In and out, okay?

400
00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:46,296
There's hardly any time.

401
00:17:46,379 --> 00:17:47,547
In and out.

402
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:48,923
-(MAN SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTING)

403
00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:50,758
You cut when I say cut!

404
00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:53,678
Oh, yeah! Madison, go!

405
00:17:54,012 --> 00:17:55,638
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)

406
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,267
-(ALARM BLARING)
-Take five! Take five!

407
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:02,312
And it's four parts chai
in my soy chai tea latte!

408
00:18:02,395 --> 00:18:04,647
-Not three!
-(MAN GROANS)

409
00:18:05,023 --> 00:18:06,274
(GRUNTS)

410
00:18:06,357 --> 00:18:08,234
There. You saw her.

411
00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:09,777
-Shall we go?
-Oh, no.

412
00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:12,739
I want the full
meet-n-greetment treatment.

413
00:18:13,031 --> 00:18:14,032
(GROANS)

414
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,201
Ahem.

415
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:17,994
Might I trouble you for...

416
00:18:18,453 --> 00:18:19,704
-(GROWLS)
-(YELPS)

417
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,249
Mercy! Regular-Danny
must almost be there.

418
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:27,086
Hey, Madison.
Come show your biggest fan some love.

419
00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:29,297
That's not my biggest fan.

420
00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,216
This is.

421
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:33,259
(GASPS)

422
00:18:34,219 --> 00:18:36,721
(FUTURE-DANNY GRUNTING)

423
00:18:36,804 --> 00:18:39,224
FUTURE-DANNY: Go easy.
I got bursitis in that elbow.

424
00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:43,853
It's like having my own
personal Mad Nunchukery!

425
00:18:43,937 --> 00:18:45,480
Co-starring...

426
00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:47,106
What'd you do to me?

427
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,900
Would anything help with the pain?

428
00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:51,402
Ice? Heat? Captain Cakerz?

429
00:18:51,486 --> 00:18:53,947
Just hold up your end of the bargain.

430
00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:00,453
Gracias, Bug.

431
00:19:00,537 --> 00:19:02,580
See you in the future.

432
00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:06,000
Wait a second.

433
00:19:12,632 --> 00:19:13,633
(GASPS)

434
00:19:14,008 --> 00:19:15,385
(YELLS AND GRUNTS)

435
00:19:15,468 --> 00:19:17,303
What are you doing?

436
00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:19,597
You thought you had it all figured out.

437
00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:21,391
It was perfect!

438
00:19:21,474 --> 00:19:22,850
Except it wasn't,

439
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:25,270
'cause you forgot one little detail...

440
00:19:25,353 --> 00:19:28,273
Regular-Danny gives thumbs up
with his right hand!

441
00:19:28,398 --> 00:19:29,774
(YELLS)

442
00:19:35,697 --> 00:19:36,698
(GRUNTS)

443
00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:39,200
Oh! (GRUNTS) Hey...

444
00:19:39,284 --> 00:19:40,785
Now let's see what really happens

445
00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:42,620
when you touch these pliers, liar!

446
00:19:42,829 --> 00:19:44,455
(STRAINING) Let me explain.

447
00:19:45,582 --> 00:19:46,583
(GRUNTS)

448
00:19:48,293 --> 00:19:49,460
Please listen.

449
00:19:49,544 --> 00:19:52,547
I lost my right hand a decade ago.

450
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:53,965
This one is...

451
00:19:55,008 --> 00:19:57,552
Whoa!

452
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,555
But even the most advanced
future-technology

453
00:20:00,638 --> 00:20:02,849
can't replicate a legit thumbs up.

454
00:20:05,184 --> 00:20:06,519
I had to switch hands.

455
00:20:06,603 --> 00:20:08,563
You see, I'm simply

456
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:11,191
rather protective of myself.

457
00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:15,820
I must shield Danny from
the dark evils of the universe

458
00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:18,239
which pursue him relentlessly.

459
00:20:18,323 --> 00:20:21,993
Why don't you pick on a me
who can swing an energy sword?

460
00:20:22,076 --> 00:20:23,369
(YELLS)

461
00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:25,163
(ENERGY SWORD SWISHING)

462
00:20:26,497 --> 00:20:27,790
(FUTURE-DANNY SCREAMS)

463
00:20:30,752 --> 00:20:34,339
So he can stay the cheerful lad
we know and love.

464
00:20:34,589 --> 00:20:37,550
Regular-Danny can never learn of this.

465
00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:40,178
I'm sorry I was impatient today.

466
00:20:40,261 --> 00:20:43,389
You're a great friend
to Regular-Danny, young lady.

467
00:20:43,473 --> 00:20:46,351
And, from this day forward, to me, too.

468
00:20:46,476 --> 00:20:49,687
Okay. I got your back,
Future-Danny.

469
00:20:49,771 --> 00:20:52,106
-Ya-yay.
-Ya-yay.

470
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:53,441
Hey!

471
00:20:53,525 --> 00:20:54,526
Whoa!

472
00:20:54,609 --> 00:20:55,902
Huh. Who dropped pliers?

473
00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:57,445
(YELLS) No!

474
00:20:57,529 --> 00:20:58,988
Aw, it's cool.

475
00:20:59,072 --> 00:21:01,741
Nothing "Plier Picker-Upper Man"
can't deal with.

476
00:21:01,824 --> 00:21:03,952
Yep, that's my new nickname.

477
00:21:04,619 --> 00:21:06,371
(SCREAMING)

478
00:21:08,414 --> 00:21:09,958
(YELLS) No!

479
00:21:10,124 --> 00:21:12,043
Whoa. Was that Future-Danny?

480
00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:14,128
(STAMMERS) Who, him? No.

481
00:21:14,212 --> 00:21:17,215
Dude's always getting sucked
out of roofs by tractor beams.

482
00:21:17,298 --> 00:21:18,341
Did he want anything?

483
00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:21,511
(STAMMERS) He said
to give you this.

484
00:21:21,636 --> 00:21:23,721
(COOING)

485
00:21:23,805 --> 00:21:25,139
Good old Future-D!

486
00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:27,141
Always comin' correct with the hugs.

487
00:21:27,225 --> 00:21:28,226
Thanks, Bug.

488
00:21:28,309 --> 00:21:31,479
Now, let's get down
with the Mad Nunchukery, son!

489
00:21:33,481 --> 00:21:34,607
Ya-yay.

490
00:21:34,691 --> 00:21:36,192
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

491
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,153
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)