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-NARRATOR: One boy...
-Yeah!

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NARRATOR: One worm.

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You know it.

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(GROANS)

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(BEEPS)

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NARRATOR: These are their adventures.

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(ROARS)

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(WHOOPING)

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Sweet!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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-Whoo!
-All right, yeah. Pretty fun. Future-Worm.

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Thanks again for giving me
the day off from work

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to spend time with Danny, Karen.

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KAREN: (OVER PHONE)
Actually, we really need you here today.

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Yep, you gave me the day off.

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Can't wait to surprise Danny

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with tickets for Neil deGrasse Tyson!

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-(SQUEALING)
-I did not give you the day off

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and I'm not gonna say
I gave you the day off.

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Megan...
please come in to work...

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BOTH: Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak!

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-Danny.
-Danny!

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Heyo! Hi!
Earth to Danny!

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(STUTTERING) I got us...

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(SIGHS) ...Tyson tickets.

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FUTURE-WORM AND DANNY:
Steak! Steak! Steak!

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-Danny. I took today off work...
-You did?

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Us too! You know how Fyootch and I

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have been searching all over the future

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for the virtual reality
Steak Starbolt game?

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Uh, no, but...

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We finally found it!

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And we're gonna spend the day

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kicking it with virtual Steak Starbolt!

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MAN: (ON TV) Steak Starbolt!

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STEAK STARBOLT: (ON TV)
I'm the best in virtual reality.

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Nothing in all of space-time is gonna stop
this Steak-kick sesh.

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You hear me?

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Nothing!

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(CHUCKLES) All right.

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What're you gonna do, Mom?

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Actually, I got tickets
to a special science talk with...

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Aw, you love science! That's perfect.

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We're both gonna have perfect days!

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Have the most fun, Mom-o-Mom-atron!

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(SIGHS)

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Come braise the steaks
with me, Steak Starbolt,

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onto a journey, with me,

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through my beautiful space!

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-Here we go!
-Oh, yeah!

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Let's braise the steaks!

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Oh. That's a cleaver play
on "raise the stakes."

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This looks fun.
How about I join you?

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Sweet!

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COMPUTER: Please select avatar.

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-FUTURE-WORM: Nah. Already got this guy.
-Nope.

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Next.
What's that all about? Nope. (CHUCKLES)

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There's not much there either.

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Yeah, no, pass.
Eh, come on, what is this?

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Wait, whoa, whoa...

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What's he do? (SPITS)

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Heck with this!
I wanna play as myself!

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COMPUTER: "Future-Worm" avatar selected.

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Yeah, why'd we be anybody else?

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COMPUTER: "Danny" avatar selected.

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Wait. This isn't like one of those

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die-in-the-game-
die-in-real-life type things, is it?

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COMPUTER: You have selected

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Die-In-The-Game-Die-In-Real-Life mode.

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BOTH: Undo, undo!

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Deselected
Die-In-The-Game- Die-In-Real-Life mode.

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(GROANS) Can we just play already?

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Reckless and hostile.
Just how I like my crew.

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Remember, Danny and Future-Worm,

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the only way out of the game is to win.

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That doesn't sound ominous at all.

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-Let's rage with steak.
-Oh, yeah!

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COMPUTER: Loading...

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Cool, I'm in 3-D!

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Hmm... No one here.

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Steak! Yo, Steak, where you at?

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Can you hear me?

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Danny, can you hear me?

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Hi, it's your mom.

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Come with me, Steak Starbolt,

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onto a journey, with me.

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Well, if it's the only way
to spend my one day off with Danny...

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Ah! (SIGHS)

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COMPUTER: Please select avatar.

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Danny wanted to hang out
with Steak Starbolt, huh?

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Oh, which one's Steak? Hmm...

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Not you.
Ugh, a wall.

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Who would pick that?

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(GASPS) There he is!

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COMPUTER:
"Steak Starbolt" avatar selected.

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Loading game.

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(IN STEAK'S VOICE) All right!

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(GIGGLES) Whoa!

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My voice...

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Smart move, choosing
the best person for every job, me.

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Remember, the only way out
of the game is to win.

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Now that doesn't sound ominous at all.

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Time to go hang with my son.

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Ah. Cool!

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Operating this should be

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a piece of virtual cake!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh! Curse word!

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COMPUTER:
Mission: Rescue the Scientist activating.

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-Whoa! There he is!
-All right, finally!

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(HUMMING)

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Danny! Fyootch!
This will be so much fun!

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Can you see who I am?

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Steak sounds weird.

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Uh-oh. Maybe that
Bezonian merchant on Tau Ceti sold us some

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cruddy bootleg version!

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Aw, man! If Steak's
not exactly accurate to the show,

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it defeats the whole purpose of the game!

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But, Danny, I'm...

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I'm...

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I'm Steak Starbolt!

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Give me a hug, officer!

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-Really?
-Uh, okay...

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Oh, come on, Megan, you can do this.

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Oh, dear...

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Time to tenderize.

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COMPUTER: Finishing Move!

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(GRUNTING)

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You killed Fyootch!

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Uh...

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(LAUGHS) All right!

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That's the Steak I know and love!

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Ha, you got me
real good, Steak! I deserved that.

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This rules!

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Yes! I can do this!

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-(ALARM BLARING)
-We're receiving a distress signal

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from starship Fatemaker.

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We need to rescue
the scientist, Dr. Laboratorius Cytoplasm.

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Your orders, Steak?

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Anything could be in there.

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Let's probe the ship for monsters.

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No. Wait. Let's try
to communicate with them.

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No. Wait.

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Let's call home base for help!

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Aw! Game's a knock-off after all!

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No! It can't be!

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I've waited too long for this.

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Maybe it just needs to get warmed up?

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No! I can do this!

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COMPUTER: Finishing move!

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FUTURE-WORM: Oh, man!

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Ow, no!

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The real Steak would only kill me once.

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This is a phony!

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Oh, boy.

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Me? No! I'm just gonna go freshen up.

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Uh, use the powder room.
I'll be right back!

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-(HUMMING)
-Rip-off!

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I don't wanna mess up
my one day of fun with Danny.

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Hmm. What would Steak Starbolt do?

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Computer, upload Steak's
personality to my brain!

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COMPUTER: Warning! Command could corrupt
your game system.

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And your brain system.

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Danny wants Steak,

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then Steak he'll get.

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Braising the steaks!

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Whoa!

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Time to tenderize!

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Listen up!

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We're gonna ride
a turbo-pedo into that ship.

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Then we're gonna tenderize
anything with a butt. Butt, dead. Got me?

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Doesn't matter.
We're doing it,

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so shut up and let's go.

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Cool!

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Boom! Now we're talking!

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So, Steak Starbolt, are we gonna rescue
that scientist or what?

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(GRUNTING)

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Yes! We're going to
spend the day together.

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(LAUGHING)

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I'm Steak Starbolt.

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-Uh...
-Huh?

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That was a little weird,

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but, uh, ridin' in turbo-pedos sounds fun!

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All right, let's go!

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I always wanted to ride

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-in one of these things.
-DANNY: Cool!

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Computer system. Launch turbo-pedo.

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DANNY: Yeah!

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Whoo! This is the best day ever!

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Because we're spending it together.

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What now, Steak?

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Split up to search, then meet back here?

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No! We're spending
the day together, remember!

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Whoa, momma!

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Momma? I'm Steak! Steak Starbolt!

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-Oh!
-Yikes!

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-(FAINT WHOOSHING)
-(GASPS)

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STEAK STARBOLT: Parasitic emu morphs.

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(GRUNTING)

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In your face! Eat meat!

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All done.
No need to split up.

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(GRUNTING)

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This game's kinda
weirding me out, Fyootch.

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Let's just rescue
Dr. Cytoplasm and end it.

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No, that would ruin
our perfect day together.

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We're going to stay here.

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Together, forever.

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-Uh...
-Oh, that's never good.

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(CRACKLING)

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Uh-oh. There's something
wrong with the game.

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-It's glitching out!
-Blast 'em!

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Lasers aren't working!
Stupid cheap rip-off game!

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Follow me!

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I should've listened to Dad

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when he said videogames were gonna be
the end of me.

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-Yeah.
-Oh, man!

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Don't worry, fellas.

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I got this.

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How many lives I got left?

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One left.
You gotta work something out.

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Okay, that didn't work.

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I hope Mom's day off
isn't as doomed as ours.

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Oh.

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(SIGHS)

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Oh, Danny,
what have I done?

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I'm sorry, Danny.

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I just wanted
to be with you because I love you.

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Uh, Fyootch, Steaks getting
really weird over here.

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You gotta fix this, Megan. (GRUNTING)

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(YELLING)

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Mom?

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Yeah. It's me. I'm...

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I'm sorry I ruined your game, Danny.

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I just wanted to spend time with you.

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I'm always at work

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and, gosh, I don't know...

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Maybe I'm not the best mom.

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Are you kidding? No way!

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You are the best mom!

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I love spending time with you!

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Danny!

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Uh, don't want to sour the sentimental
stew brewin' on here, but...

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We can't leave the game till we win

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and, uh, in case you didn't notice,

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uh, we're not winning.

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DANNY: The game's gone full-glitch!

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There's gotta be a hack
or a cheat code or...

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Oh... What did Steak say?

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(GASPS) Oh. Computer, braise the steaks!

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Congratulations.
You've just braised the steaks, soldier.

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(COMPUTER SYSTEM SPEAKING)

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Ba-bam! Good call, Mom.

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Let's rock n' roll!

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Yeah, come on!

257
00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:40,643
Ooh, bite on that.

258
00:09:40,727 --> 00:09:44,606
-Yeah!
-Yeah, I'm killing aliens with my son.

259
00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:46,566
(DANNY AND FUTURE-WORM YELLING)

260
00:09:46,649 --> 00:09:48,568
Sick shootin', Mrs. D!

261
00:09:48,651 --> 00:09:52,614
Boom! Dr. Laboratorius
Cytoplasm, here we come!

262
00:09:52,697 --> 00:09:53,781
This is awesome!

263
00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:54,866
DR. CYTOPLASM: Help!

264
00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:56,326
Help...

265
00:09:56,951 --> 00:09:57,952
(SHOUTING)

266
00:09:58,036 --> 00:09:59,454
He's a glitch too!

267
00:09:59,537 --> 00:10:00,538
(GROANING)

268
00:10:00,622 --> 00:10:01,623
It's not working!

269
00:10:01,706 --> 00:10:03,333
I'll help you real good,

270
00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:06,002
with my titanium abs, sucker!

271
00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:08,671
(GROANS)

272
00:10:08,755 --> 00:10:11,799
Uh, glitch update.
The game actually hurts you now.

273
00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:15,887
Mom, use your finishing move!

274
00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:18,181
Finishing move?
I don't know how to.

275
00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:20,516
I know!
Give me a hug, Mom.

276
00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:22,101
Uh, guys, it's getting closer.

277
00:10:24,938 --> 00:10:25,939
(YELLING)

278
00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,984
(COMPUTER SYSTEM SPEAKING)

279
00:10:33,821 --> 00:10:34,948
(YELLS) Help!

280
00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:39,744
-We did it!
-(ALL CHEERING)

281
00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,913
-Yay!
-Best mom ever!

282
00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:43,122
Way to go, Danny.

283
00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,749
-Way to go, wall.
-(BOTH CHEERING)

284
00:10:44,832 --> 00:10:45,959
(COMPUTER SYSTEM SPEAKING)

285
00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:49,087
COMPUTER: You will now be returned
to the computer-simulated hologram

286
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,089
you perceive as reality.

287
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,549
(ALL GROANING)

288
00:10:52,632 --> 00:10:53,716
-Dad!
-Doug?

289
00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,093
Were you in the game?

290
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,177
Uh, yeah,

291
00:10:56,261 --> 00:10:58,596
I was just doing
some vacuuming, and next thing I knew,

292
00:10:58,680 --> 00:10:59,681
I was a wall.

293
00:10:59,764 --> 00:11:01,849
What? The wall that killed the scientist?

294
00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:02,934
Big whoop.

295
00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:04,310
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

296
00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:05,979
You saved us!

297
00:11:06,062 --> 00:11:08,690
(CHUCKLES) Oh, well,
only because you shot me, honey.

298
00:11:08,773 --> 00:11:09,899
You're the real hero!

299
00:11:09,983 --> 00:11:11,734
(GASPS) Oh, Danny,

300
00:11:11,818 --> 00:11:14,320
I got us tickets to see
Neil deGrasse Tyson speak,

301
00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:15,697
but we missed the lecture.

302
00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:17,907
Aw, Mom! That's so cool!

303
00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:20,410
But don't sweat it.
We see NDT all the time!

304
00:11:20,493 --> 00:11:23,079
-You know Neil deGrasse Tyson?
-Duh.

305
00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:26,416
I couldn't help
but telepathically-overhear

306
00:11:26,499 --> 00:11:28,751
of your virtual reality experience.

307
00:11:28,835 --> 00:11:30,920
Professor Jim Gates
discovered computer code

308
00:11:31,004 --> 00:11:32,797
-embedded within string theory--
-Oh, my God!

309
00:11:32,881 --> 00:11:33,882
I'm your biggest fan.

310
00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:35,133
COMPUTER: Future-Worm!

311
00:11:36,676 --> 00:11:37,886
Whoa, hey!

312
00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:39,596
It's me, Professor Gigglesnorp.

313
00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:40,680
Check me out.

314
00:11:40,763 --> 00:11:41,890
Hey, whoa!

315
00:11:41,973 --> 00:11:44,475
You like video games,
playin' 'em, fun times?

316
00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:46,561
Get this, a new...
The best game!

317
00:11:46,644 --> 00:11:48,813
Quest Venture 7.4!

318
00:11:48,897 --> 00:11:50,315
Only $59.99!

319
00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:54,360
It's so good you'll be like, "What?"

320
00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:59,199
Ooh, ooh!
I wanna be like, "What?"

321
00:11:59,282 --> 00:12:02,660
Here's to months of pinchin' pennies
and quarantinin' quarters.

322
00:12:02,785 --> 00:12:05,288
Unleash dat stank, piggy bank!

323
00:12:05,371 --> 00:12:06,372
Ba-bam!

324
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,126
I owe you, dude.

325
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:13,588
Aw, man. Now how am I gonna
buy that game from the TV

326
00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:16,174
and be like, "What?"

327
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,342
(DOUG WHISTLING)

328
00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:19,802
Oh. Hello, boys!
You know, when I was a kid,

329
00:12:19,886 --> 00:12:22,305
the best way
to make money was with a lemonade stand.

330
00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:23,473
Great idea, Dad!

331
00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:24,557
Yeah, let's get rich!

332
00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:27,518
(KIDS CHEERING)

333
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,860
Man, if we're gonna
get mad cash,

334
00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:38,613
we need an original take
on this hacky trope!

335
00:12:38,696 --> 00:12:40,490
I know just the thing.
Follow me!

336
00:12:43,618 --> 00:12:44,744
All right, quick rundown.

337
00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:47,997
It's the year 2116. You got toxic
death clouds, dystopian governments,

338
00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:49,457
and, fun fact, no lemons.

339
00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:51,876
We got a lemonopoly!

340
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,586
-Ka-ching!
-Ka-ching.

341
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:56,548
Lemons are illegal,
human scum! Prepare for pain!

342
00:12:57,882 --> 00:12:58,883
What?

343
00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:07,725
What do you got against lemons anyway?

344
00:13:07,809 --> 00:13:10,562
As if you don't know,
subversive human scum.

345
00:13:10,645 --> 00:13:12,313
There's the last lemon.
Get it!

346
00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:17,610
You the scoundrels that's got them lemons?

347
00:13:17,694 --> 00:13:19,487
Yup! Got one left.

348
00:13:19,612 --> 00:13:20,613
Hop in!

349
00:13:20,697 --> 00:13:22,574
Let's blow this lemonade stand, Fyootch!

350
00:13:22,657 --> 00:13:25,034
It's your lucky day, tailwaggers.

351
00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:26,160
(GROWLING)

352
00:13:26,244 --> 00:13:27,537
Whoops!

353
00:13:30,915 --> 00:13:33,167
They've got the last lemon!

354
00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:35,336
After them!

355
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:38,631
That was sweet!
Uh, I'm Danny and this is Future-Worm.

356
00:13:38,715 --> 00:13:40,258
And were those dogs wearing pants?

357
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:43,469
(STAMMERING) And, um...
Also, yeah, who are you?

358
00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:44,929
Excavator Angrita.

359
00:13:46,764 --> 00:13:49,183
Toughest gal in New Dog City.

360
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,268
(FUTURE-WORM SCOFFS)

361
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,270
Nice to beat you! (GRUNTING)

362
00:13:53,104 --> 00:13:54,814
Dude, she saved us.

363
00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:57,400
Wha... You mean she's tougher than me?

364
00:13:57,483 --> 00:14:01,362
Those dogs were Canine
Aggression Troop Soldiers, or CATS.

365
00:14:01,446 --> 00:14:03,781
With the help of CATS, which are dogs,

366
00:14:03,865 --> 00:14:05,575
they seized control of the planet.

367
00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:08,870
They only got one weakness.

368
00:14:08,953 --> 00:14:10,830
How dumb they look when they lick lemons.

369
00:14:12,874 --> 00:14:15,043
(SNIFFING)

370
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,921
(GRUNTING)

371
00:14:18,004 --> 00:14:20,423
(DANNY AND FUTURE-WORM LAUGHING)

372
00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:22,425
DANNY: He's freaking out.
Look at him!

373
00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:25,720
I know, right?
I can't even... (CLEARS THROAT)

374
00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:27,680
That's why dogs banned them.

375
00:14:27,764 --> 00:14:30,683
With the help of your lemon,
dogs will look so stupid

376
00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:32,143
their government will collapse.

377
00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:34,812
I'll give you anything for it.

378
00:14:35,063 --> 00:14:38,775
Does "anything" include 59 future-bucks?

379
00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:40,443
Think bigger, kid.

380
00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:41,819
Plus tax.

381
00:14:41,903 --> 00:14:43,446
Final offer!

382
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:45,740
-Deal.
-Kid, you're gonna get to say, "What?"

383
00:14:45,823 --> 00:14:47,242
Whoo-hoo!

384
00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:49,744
I can pay you when we get to The Farm,

385
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:52,539
our hideout where we farm and hide out.

386
00:14:52,622 --> 00:14:55,833
Sweet! New video game
that makes me say, "What?"

387
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,919
-Here I come!
-Uh-oh.

388
00:14:58,002 --> 00:14:59,170
DANNY: Oh, no.

389
00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:01,130
More dogs, I mean CATS!

390
00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:02,924
(BARKING)

391
00:15:03,883 --> 00:15:04,884
Halt!

392
00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:07,387
This looks like a job for...

393
00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:08,596
ROBO-CARP: Robo-Carp!

394
00:15:09,681 --> 00:15:11,891
Sit. Stay.

395
00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:14,143
We're looking for a contraband lemon.

396
00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:15,812
Have you seen one?

397
00:15:15,895 --> 00:15:17,063
(SNIFFING)

398
00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:25,697
A family and their so-called baby.

399
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,116
We'll see. (GROWLS) You're the mother?

400
00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:34,706
Affirmative.

401
00:15:34,789 --> 00:15:38,293
And you're... (SNIFFS)
And you're the father?

402
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:39,627
(MIMICS ADULT) Uh, yes.

403
00:15:39,711 --> 00:15:41,379
Can't you see the resemblance?

404
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,881
What's this, a tiny snake?

405
00:15:42,964 --> 00:15:45,341
Yeah, we got a zoologist on our hands.

406
00:15:47,886 --> 00:15:48,887
(SNIFFING)

407
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,138
Is that...

408
00:15:50,221 --> 00:15:51,472
(BOTH GROANING)

409
00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:53,516
...a lemon?

410
00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:57,186
(LAUGHS)

411
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:59,564
I'm just kidding!
Coochie-coochie-coo!

412
00:15:59,647 --> 00:16:02,567
I got two of my own.
Is it a boy or a girl?

413
00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:04,986
Aw, weak.

414
00:16:05,069 --> 00:16:07,197
(BARKING) We got a lemon over here!

415
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,865
Hey, dog! Go fetch!

416
00:16:10,033 --> 00:16:11,743
FUTURE-WORM: (CHUCKLES) Dumb dogs.

417
00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:13,494
But, uh, seriously, where'd it go?

418
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:19,959
Your kindness will usher in

419
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,879
a new era of refreshing lemonade for all,

420
00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:25,798
and also no dog overlords.

421
00:16:25,882 --> 00:16:27,258
Or scurvy.

422
00:16:27,884 --> 00:16:29,093
Totally welcome.

423
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:43,441
Now, if there isn't
anything else... (CLEARING THROAT)

424
00:16:43,525 --> 00:16:46,736
Oh, yeah. Here's your
very specific reward, Danny.

425
00:16:47,403 --> 00:16:48,947
(DOGS BARKING)

426
00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:54,744
It was only a matter of time
before they found our secret hideout.

427
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,621
Join our last stand, Danny!

428
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:57,789
Oh, brother.

429
00:16:57,872 --> 00:17:01,793
Without your help, humanity is doomed!

430
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,503
(DOGS BARKING AND GROWLING)

431
00:17:04,921 --> 00:17:07,590
Yeah, I don't know.

432
00:17:07,674 --> 00:17:10,969
Listen to your heart.
It knows the right thing to do.

433
00:17:14,722 --> 00:17:16,349
(VIDEO GAME PLAYING ON TV)

434
00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:20,019
They'll be fine, right?

435
00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:23,398
(DOGS BARKING)

436
00:17:25,859 --> 00:17:26,985
(MAN SCREAMING)

437
00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:31,573
We fight till the last human!

438
00:17:34,158 --> 00:17:36,870
-You came back!
-Yeah, and here's the plan.

439
00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:38,872
Let them destroy the tree.

440
00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,331
-What?
-Trust me.

441
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,377
We can't let them destroy the tree,

442
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:45,879
it's humanity's last hope!

443
00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:46,963
Wait for it!

444
00:17:47,881 --> 00:17:48,882
Wait for it!

445
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:56,723
Sheesh, Louise!
Where'd all my lemons go?

446
00:17:57,432 --> 00:17:58,433
Squeeze it, Fyootch!

447
00:17:59,392 --> 00:18:01,019
When life gives you lemons,

448
00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:03,062
squeeze 'em at dogs!

449
00:18:04,898 --> 00:18:05,899
Huh?

450
00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:08,443
Oh!

451
00:18:08,526 --> 00:18:09,527
(GAGGING)

452
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,113
(SQUEALING)

453
00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:19,495
(DOGS YELPING)

454
00:18:21,122 --> 00:18:22,207
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

455
00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:23,958
-It worked!
-Yeah!

456
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,877
(ALL CHEERING)

457
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,253
MAN: Take that, canines!

458
00:18:28,922 --> 00:18:30,173
(SCREAMING) It burns!

459
00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:32,926
My eyes!
Shut it off, shut it off!

460
00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:34,385
Ow, my eyes!

461
00:18:34,636 --> 00:18:35,929
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

462
00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:42,769
(HUMMING)

463
00:18:46,898 --> 00:18:47,899
Hmm...

464
00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:50,860
(CONTINUES HUMMING)

465
00:18:52,946 --> 00:18:54,364
(GASPS) Oh.

466
00:18:55,532 --> 00:18:56,699
Hmm.

467
00:18:56,783 --> 00:18:57,784
(CRACKLING)

468
00:18:58,576 --> 00:18:59,577
Oh, my.

469
00:19:04,832 --> 00:19:07,627
Oh. Yo, Brad.
Scope it.

470
00:19:07,752 --> 00:19:08,753
(MACHINE BEEPING)

471
00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:13,800
Whoa, Rad, that's rad.

472
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:16,094
Wicker's sick! Okay.

473
00:19:16,177 --> 00:19:17,637
BRAD: "Madeline Madison."

474
00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:19,639
Okay. Legit.

475
00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:22,892
Oh, let's see what's for lunch, Maddy!

476
00:19:22,976 --> 00:19:25,103
NARRATOR: This week in Future Science!

477
00:19:25,186 --> 00:19:26,646
(GRUNTING)

478
00:19:29,983 --> 00:19:32,527
Whoa! A simple slug!

479
00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:33,903
We should put it through...

480
00:19:33,987 --> 00:19:36,656
BOTH: The genetic escalator!
Whoo-hoo!

481
00:19:40,618 --> 00:19:41,995
COMPUTER: Saccharine Sweetness.

482
00:19:42,078 --> 00:19:43,079
Yeah.

483
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:44,706
COMPUTER: Acid Slime.

484
00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:46,875
Indestructible rubber-enforced body.

485
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,335
NARRATOR: This is Strawberry Slug!

486
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:52,589
(GIGGLES) Indeed!

487
00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:55,925
Whoa! We haven't done
anything this dumb in weeks.

488
00:19:57,844 --> 00:19:58,928
(GIGGLING)

489
00:19:59,804 --> 00:20:00,889
Sick!

490
00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:02,849
Super sick!

491
00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:04,893
We'll send him back in time

492
00:20:04,976 --> 00:20:07,353
to make sure Maddy never has

493
00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:09,230
a boring day again!

494
00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:11,774
Oh! Oh! Yeah!

495
00:20:11,858 --> 00:20:12,859
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

496
00:20:13,318 --> 00:20:14,694
(HUMMING)

497
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:15,778
(WHIRRING)

498
00:20:22,076 --> 00:20:23,995
Are you from the future?

499
00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:26,915
(GIGGLING) Indeed!

500
00:20:26,998 --> 00:20:29,626
What a lovely little beast you are.

501
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,879
I shall call you Strawberry Slug.

502
00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:35,215
Oi!

503
00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:37,884
I'll be havin' that
pic-a-nic basket now, lass.

504
00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:40,678
Hmm, no.

505
00:20:40,762 --> 00:20:43,681
What? You wanna
take a tumble down that well?

506
00:20:43,765 --> 00:20:45,642
No, but I think you ought to.

507
00:20:45,725 --> 00:20:47,227
Oh, you're gonna be sorry.

508
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:49,103
Old Jack'll see to that!

509
00:20:49,187 --> 00:20:50,730
Stand your ground, Madeline!

510
00:20:53,024 --> 00:20:54,275
Huh?

511
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,402
You're a slow, lazy nitwit,

512
00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:59,989
and you'll be sorry
you ever crossed Mad Maddy Madison.

513
00:21:00,073 --> 00:21:03,368
Yeah! Use your words to show... Oop!

514
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:05,703
-Ha!
-(GRUNTS)

515
00:21:06,412 --> 00:21:08,665
Good night, Old Jack.

516
00:21:08,748 --> 00:21:09,749
(SCREAMING)

517
00:21:13,127 --> 00:21:14,546
(SCREAMING) I'll be back!

518
00:21:16,339 --> 00:21:17,840
-Huh?
-BRAD AND RAD: Whoa!

519
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,842
(CHUCKLES)

520
00:21:19,926 --> 00:21:22,887
Sure you will, you daft old wally.

521
00:21:22,971 --> 00:21:25,139
-(STRAWBERRY SLUG GIGGLES)
-(MADELINE HUMMING)

522
00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:29,978
(ROBOTIC VOICE) I'll have me revenge
on you, Strawberry Slug!

523
00:21:33,231 --> 00:21:34,607
NARRATOR: Future Science!

524
00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,903
(MUSIC PLAYING)