NARRATOR: One boy...
Yeah!
NARRATOR: One worm.
You know it.
(GROANS)
(BEEPS)
NARRATOR: These are their adventures.
(ROARS)
(WHOOPING)
Sweet!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Whoo!
All right, yeah. Pretty fun. Future-Worm.
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah! Go, go, go!
-Go, go, go. -Yeah, Bug!
(ALL CHEERING)
A tie! It's all up to you, Ruby!
Go get him, Love-Not-War Machine.
It's all down to Robo-Carp, man.
You sure he's not gonna blow it?
No way he's gonna lose!
-(BEEPS) -Robo-Carp!
I souped him up and now he's ready to own these suckas!
You say that every time, but he still blows up!
This time, he's sure to win.
And if he doesn't,
I'll put him in permanent retirement!
At least then you could start winning some matches.
Tell me about it.
Whoa, mama!
Blast 'em, Carp!
Make me proud, RC!
Do you feel lucky, punk? Do you?
(SNIFFS)
(SNEEZES)
-Weak. -Eh, consistency.
The winners are Paco and Ruby!
(CROWD CHEERING)
Whoo! Peace wins the war.
BOY: Yay, Ruby!
(SIGHS) Sorry, Bug.
Looks like Robo-Carp blew it again.
That's 113 loses in a row!
Has he really failed that many times?
I guess I had too much faith in Robo-Carp.
With all my improvements,
I really thought he was going to win.
And now, it's permanent retirement time.
Robo-Carp.
Don't worry, D. Not your fault he stinks.
Or maybe it is. I dunno.
Just throw the signal beacon in there,
so we can make sure he never comes back.
(SIGHS)
Look, we both tried our hardest to make this work,
but I'm afraid it's over, Robo-Carp.
I failed to make you stop failing.
It's just not meant to be.
Affirmative!
Goodbye forever, Robo-Carp.
(SNIFFLES)
(SOBS) Weak.
Only one way to numb the pain
of killing your own creation...
TV.
Lousy lightning rods. (GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING) Stupid dark magic.
Wretched vengeance idol. (GRUNTS)
Robo-Carp!
MIRA FAYE: (ON TV) How could you give up on us, Steak?
You're on your own, sister. You failed me first.
We'll have our revenge on you
for giving up on us, Steak Starbolt!
(LAUGHS) Sorry there.
Thought this TV would, uh, cheer you up.
But, whoa... Oops.
-(DOOR BELL RINGS) -Huh?
-Did we order pizza? -(SCREAMING ON TV)
I don't know. Maybe.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Incoming!
Or, uh... (CHUCKLES)
I mean, nothing!
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -(BOTH GASPING)
Robo-Carp!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Revenge!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
ROBO-CARP: Revenging. Revenging.
Oh, no! It's locked!
Revenging. Revenging.
He's back from the dead to destroy me
for failing him in life!
I've dealt with this kind of thing before.
Only one way to stop 'em!
-(GRUNTS) Eat wicker, fool! -Yeah. Eat chair!
(SIGHS) Glad that's over.
-(THUNDER RUMBLING) -Huh?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
-That was probably nothing, right? -(GROUND RUMBLING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Revenging! Revenging! Revenging! Revenging!
Revenge!
It's a Robo-Carp-alypse!
ROBO-CARPS: (CHANTING) Revenging! Revenging!
Whoa! What do you say we travel back in time and undo this whole thing?
Great idea!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Or not.
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
There must be some kinda robo-zombie disease
that's re-aliving all the Robo-Carps!
Hey, zombie apocalypses are like forest fires.
Sometimes nature's just gotta clean house and rebuild. Whoa!
Yeah... No, we should stop this.
Abracadabra. I'm cleaning the cabinet. I'm cleaning the...
(SCREAMS)
Revenge! Revenging! Revenging!
Oh, pick a fight with me, will ya?
Eat stick, car!
(ALL GRUNTING)
-Robo-Carp! -(ALL SCREAMING)
Revenging!
-(ROARING) -(SCREAMING)
-Whoa, Paco! -Yes!
-Your fear feeds my... -Shh. Did you hear that?
-(RATTLING) -It sounds like...
BOTH: Tap dancing!
Time to... Revenging!
-(BOTH SCREAMING) -(PACO SPEAKING SPANISH)
(ALL SCREAMING)
ROBO-CARPS: Robo-Carp, revenging!
Why are you after me, man?
Danny's the one you want! Go saw Danny!
-Revenging! -It's Danny's fault.
It's Danny, I tell you! Danny! Look for Danny!
Revenging!
Oh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hey, Danny. What's up?
Nothing good, man.
Robo-Carp hates me and I doomed the whole town.
(LAUGHS) At least you're not Bug.
She's probably stuck in a junkyard,
drowning in ticked off Zombie-Carps.
-Oh, no! -Oh, yeah.
Get in, Presto.
Listen up, everybody.
If undead Robo-Carps are trying to mosh your face,
meet at the junkyard ASAP!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
ROBO-CARPS: (CHANTING) Revenging. Revenging.
You wanna piece of me?
Well, you ain't gonna get it, fool!
Fyootch, we gotta save Bug!
(SPITS) Watch me!
(GRUNTING)
-Take that. -Oh, man!
I was gonna smash those.
There's plenty more, Bug.
And I got a plan you're gonna like. To the school bus!
No way, I hate school!
-(GRUNTING) -(PACO SPEAKING SPANISH)
(SCREAMING)
Preparing to tap-dance...
On your graves!
-Revenge! -(SCREAMING)
ROBO-CARPS: Revenging! Revenging!
Hey, Zombie-Carps, you want revenge on me for failing you?
Bring it on!
(CHANTING) Revenging! Revenging! Revenging!
Now, Fyootch! (GRUNTS)
D is clear. Blow it, Bug!
Yay! Take those Carps down!
You did it! D, you're my hero!
Beautiful, man!
-(RUMBLING) -Oh, brother!
(ROBOTIC VOICE READING)
Revenging!
Aw, come on! Again?
Oh, well, zombies. What do you want?
Revenging!
(ALL SCREAMING)
-(ALL SCREAMING) -BUG: To the Bug Bunker!
Revenging!
Okay. This time we're doin' my plan.
The bigger the carp, the bigger the boom.
Revenging!
(SNARLING)
Light him up, Hank Flappington!
(SCREECHING)
No!
My poor lil' baby!
Hank's a lot more aerodynamic than I gave him credit for. (LAUGHS)
Revenging!
Oh! This is all my fault.
Kinda ironic, huh?
Robo-Carp never won a single match, but now he's unbeatable.
You're right, Presto,
he's exactly what I always wanted him to be...
Danny, no! What're you doing?
-Revenging! -(ALL GASPING)
Yo! Mega-Carp!
Revenging!
Look, man. I was wrong about you, RC.
You can kick major butt.
You KO'ed Hank Flappington!
You came back from the dead like two or three times already!
I'm sorry I quit on you.
-Revenging! -(DANNY GROANS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Huh?
Put my maker down.
I am Robo-Carp Infinity.
Whoa! That ruled!
(DANNY SCREAMS)
Whoo!
Past-Danny, over decades, you learned from my mistakes and perfected me.
My existence is proof you do not give up on me.
And today, I return the favor.
How exactly did that work?
'Cause you did give up on him. I was there.
Maybe 'cause I apologized, brah.
But, anyway, who cares? Giant robot fight!
Oh, okay.
Whoo! He's doing it! Robo-Carp Infinity is gonna win!
No, past-Danny.
He will continue to regenerate...
Unless I fly us both into the sun.
Uh, I mean the moon.
No! You can't!
But I will
to save the boy who refused to give up on me.
No! Come back!
(SOBBING) Weak!
Wow! That was baller.
I think it's time to put your boy back in the ring.
I think you're right, bug.
Robo-Carp.
(ALL CHEERING)
(NARRATOR READING)
DANNY: Halloween rules!
Jack-o'-lanterns, piles of candy,
-costumes... -Scaring people!
-(YELLS) -(SCREAMS) Monster!
Ah! Monster!
Your pops scares way too easy, Danny.
Man, I miss getting scared on Halloween.
We've seen so much crazy stuff
that ghosts and goblins just don't cut it anymore.
We could go to Halloween 2122.
Whole world is pretty much a giant spider web
full of clowns that sneeze knives.
-Sweet! -No candy though.
Eh, nah. Let's just focus on getting these sacks fat, son!
Right on!
Hmm, pretty squishy.
But is it sticky enough?
What do you think, Doug?
Does this pasta feel like bloody brains to you?
-(WHIMPERING) -Oh, right. Sorry, sweetie.
You wanted the sleeping bag.
Are you sure you wanna hide up in the attic again this year?
Yep! No reason to break tradition. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
But you'll miss the newest addition to Megan's
maze of the macabre... A theremin!
(SHRIEKS) What's that?
An instrument you play...
(IN A GHOULISH VOICE) ...without touching it!
(HOWLS)
(SCREAMS)
Love you, too!
(THEREMIN PLAYING)
Okay. You got this, Doug.
Halloween is not that bad.
-(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) -Okay.
Oh, yeah.
This is like a new record.
We only had to visit, like, three houses to fill up.
There's only one true constant in this universe, bud,
-old ladies love old ladies. -(CHUCKLES)
(YELLS) Boogie-woogie oogie-oogie!
Hey, Paco. What's up?
Wait, that did not scare you?
I wish it did.
Don't get me wrong, it was awesome.
I just don't think I can get scared anymore.
Yeah, and I never did in the first place
'cause, you know, I rule.
Come on! Everyone's scared of something!
Like the dark, or snakes, or when your mom turns out the light
before she tucks you in, even though you tell her a million times,
tuck first, then light.
So what's you end game here?
You're gonna, like, make a bet
you can scare us before midnight or something like that?
Indeed, worm.
Before the clock strikes 12:00,
you will know fear like never before.
So says Paco Colas, king of all monsters!
Paco, if you can scare me and Fyootch tonight,
you can have both our sacks of candy.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE) -Yeah. What?
Our whole haul?
What's wrong? Scared you'll lose?
Bring it on, son!
I can't believe this only cost a penny.
They have such great deals at
Black Heart and Blood Stains Asylum-slash-Music Supply.
(MOANING)
(MOANING CONTINUES)
-(GROWLS) -(HISSES)
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Behold, human!
We are the Reemen. We have come to...
-(INAUDIBLE) -(CHEERFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
We will soon take over your universe.
We feed on fear!
-(INAUDIBLE) -(CHEERFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
We shall be unstoppable!
Open your ears.
-(SCREAMS) -Ah!
Yes!
Your fear gives us power.
(SCREAMING)
(PANTS)
(SCREAMS)
FUTURE-WORM: (SCOFFS) Well, look who it is.
(CHUCKLES) Pretty weak, Paco.
We saw you from outside.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, you better step up your scare game, kid.
(REEMEN SNARLS)
(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, no! Please don't hurt us, Paco!
(GIGGLES)
(GROWLS)
-Watch out. -Oh, scared me.
We better run really fast away.
FUTURE-WORM: Yeah. Well, he's about to get you.
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH GASP)
(MEGAN MOANING)
Mom?
-(PACO YELLS) -(BOTH SCREAM)
Gotcha! (LAUGHS)
I am the winner!
(REEMENS GROWLING)
Um, I still get to keep your candy, right?
-(REEMEN SNARLS) -(ALL SCREAM)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(GROANS)
(SCREAMING)
(STAMMERS) Where are my keys?
(SCREAMS)
Yes!
Mom! Can you hear me?
Where's Dad?
He ran away.
And his fear has made us stronger.
Doug, always uses his fear
to make monsters more powerful.
(STAMMERING) This is the car.
(SHRIEKS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
Oh, dear.
(SCREAMING)
Yes!
Now more of us can enter your world.
(GROWLING)
Turns out there is something I'm scared of
and it's happening right now.
And that's not all.
You will be our...
Whoo! Yeah, Dad!
(CHUCKLES) All right. The car did most of it.
Danny? Megan? I heard screams.
DOUG: You can scare me,
but nobody scares my family.
(ALL SNARL)
And I'm not scared to use this.
-(YELLS) -(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
Fyootch, the theremin is keeping the portal open.
We gotta smash it.
Okay. Up you go, bro.
(GRUNTING)
And I'm not afraid to use this attachment.
You want some of this? I'll give it to you.
(GRUNTS)
No!
(PACO GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
-Mom! -What's happening?
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
Slingshot me in, Fyootch.
You got this, Danny.
(SCREAMING)
Mom!
Danny!
-(PACO CHEERS) -All right!
I did it? I did it!
I saved everybody!
Take that, Halloween!
You did do it, honey.
And Danny, too.
Mostly Danny, really.
Yeah. Calm down, Doug.
You waved the vacuum at 'em.
If anything, you made 'em more clean and presentable.
(NARRATOR READING)
Greetings.
I'm Spooky Jenkins.
And you're watching Future Ghost Hunters.
Today I'm hunting the ghost of the mascot
of the cereal known as Captain Cakerz.
(SHRILL SCREAM)
I'll be assisted by two leading Cakerz experts from the past.
Captain Cakerz rules!
All right, ghosts. That's cool.
Speaking of other annoying things
my producer forced on me,
let's bring out my partner.
The future's favorite dino physician,
and TV phenomenon,
Dr. D.
Dr. D is on this show? I love that guy!
Dr. D is sick!
I bet he'll crash through the wall looking all scary,
but actually, like, he's a super nice dude.
(ROARS)
(DISTANT HOWLING)
-(DR. D SQUEALS) -(THUNDER CRASHES)
Wait, what's wrong with Dr. D?
Are you scared, buddy? It's only lightening.
Yeah. That's just the sky's way of being totally metal.
Hey, you cured my brain freeze,
so let me cure your bravery freeze.
Come on!
(GROWLS SOFTLY)
(DISTANT CREAKING)
Wait. You hear that?
-(TEETH CHATTERING) -Don't worry, Doc.
When wood gets old it warps and creaks.
Think of it as a building beatbox.
Oh, really?
Well, if that's not a ghost, then explain this.
Ectoplasm.
Nah. It's milk.
(SPITS) Skim milk.
You see, Doc?
Everything has a scientific explanation.
(SCREAMING)
Whoa!
All right, kid.
Wanna give us the science rundown on that one real quick?
Maybe a draft from an open window
carried him away.
(BULBS SHATTERING)
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(ALL SCREAM)
♪ After spring, it's summer ♪
♪ After summer, it's fall ♪
♪ After fall, it's winter ♪
♪ Now we've named them all ♪
♪ Those are all the seasons ♪
♪ That you get in a year ♪
♪ Then we get the equinox ♪
♪ So let's start again my dear ♪
Now let's see who's behind all of this.
Old Man Jenson?
It's Jenkins. Spooky Jenkins!
Called it.
Ratings were in the tank
and this dumb dino doc was forced on me.
I thought if I could scare him away
everything would go back to normal.
Well, he's not scared anymore.
But he does look pretty hungry.
Ever try Captain Cakerz?
-(DR. D ROARS) -(JENKINS SCREAMS)
(ROARS)
Like I was saying,
there's no such thing as ghosts.
You haven't seen the last of me!
(CLANGS)
Can't move through walls? What a rip-off!