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-NARRATOR: One boy...
-Yeah!

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-NARRATOR: One worm.
-You know it.

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(GROANS)

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(BEEPS)

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NARRATOR: These are their adventures.

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(ROARS)

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(WHOOPING)

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Sweet!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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-Whoo!
-All right, yeah. Pretty fun. Future-Worm.

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(BELL RINGING)

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Future-Worm,
I still can't believe a member

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of Titanium White
is our new music teacher.

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They're the sickest band of all time.

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Then why is he teaching
a lame music class?

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I'm not sure. But he left the band
under mysterious circumstances.

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Maybe he'll give us
the untold story after he signs my merch.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(HEAVY METAL PLAYING)

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(MAN GROWLING)

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Keep the lights goin', all right?

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Hello, class!

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And yeah, I'm Tawny Bleaker,

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the Tawny Bleaker.

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I'll let that sink in for a sec.

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Wow!

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Some of you may know that
I basically founded one of the most...

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Come on. You're not bringin' it!

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(SWITCH CLICKING)

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Like I said, I founded
one of the most successful bands ever

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before leaving under
mysterious circumstances.

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I've been told not to discuss that.

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I've been told to teach you
to play recorders.

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(GASPS)

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But recorders stink.

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I hate them.

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(WHIMPERS)

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Instead you're gonna learn how
Titanium White kicked me out of the band

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for being too talented
and way too good looking.

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-You know it!
-Ooh, brother!

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The year was 1986.

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Back then everybody had long hair.

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Titanium White was
rising to super stardom because of me.

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Flynn did mention
"Titanium White" as a name first,

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but I recognized that it was a good name.

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Obviously the only reason
they kicked an actual genius out

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was 'cause they were jealous.

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And that's how all those dudes
conspired to rob me of my destiny.

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(STAMMERS) Bunch of jerks.

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Mr. Bleaker, will you sign my merch?

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Please, please, please...

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Show's over, you pleebs.

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No autographs. (SOBBING)

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(SIGHS) I can't believe it.
Doesn't he know I'm their biggest fan?

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CHADD: (SCOFFS) I doubt it!

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'Cause I'm a bigger fan than you.

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Yeah, right, Chadd!

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Since when do you care
about Titanium White?

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Yeah, Chadd, take a lap.

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Um, since my dad ran out
of mini-snowmobiles to get me

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and I needed a new hobby.
Check it out, please, if you would.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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That was me doing sound effects
for your reaction.

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Oh, wow! That's some nice merch, too, pal.

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I know 'cause I have all of it.

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That doesn't mean you're a bigger fan!

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No, but this does.

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Oh, you don't have a selfie with Flynn?

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Or CC Sultana? Or Jayce T?

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Or even, oh, oh, Blurch?

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Oh... Ouch, you are not much of
a fan after all, are you?

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(CHUCKLES)

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(IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)

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-Blurch.
-(GRUNTS)

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Stupid Chadd!

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Thinks he's a bigger fan
just 'cause he gets selfies with the band!

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-I'll show him!
-Yup.

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Showin' him you're above all
that junk will drive him nuts.

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Pssh, what? I got to figure out
a way to one-up him.

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Then I'll (IMITATES FALSETTO) him.

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(SOBBING)

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I wish I could go back in time
and make them all quit the band.

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Then I'd be the rich and famous one!

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DANNY: I know! We go back
in the time machine lunch box...

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-Huh?
-to when Bleaker was in the band

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and get the rarest pic ever!

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Time machine lunch box?

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Wait! Wait!

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Take me with you...

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(SCREAMS)

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(GROANS)

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Hey, wait a second,

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you're not Past Bleaker,
you're Teacher Bleaker.

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It worked? It worked!

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-(LAUGHS)
-(THUDDING)

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Lord Bleaker. The populace
is once again ready to rock out.

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Huh, what?

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I got a dumb feeling about this.

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Hey, wait! Stop!

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(GRUNTS)

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What're you... Doing?

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This doesn't seem right.

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AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Bleaker!

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(METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(AUDIENCE CONTINUES CHANTING)

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Finally!

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(AUDIENCE CHANTING AND CHEERING)

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Dang! By hangin' onto the lunch box,

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Bleaker must've yanked us
into an alternate reality.

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(HOCKS AND SPITS)

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We're in a sick and twisted Bleakerverse!

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Told you we gotta start
booby-trapping the box.

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But no! (IMITATES DANNY)
"It's not right to hurt people

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"with hand-guillotines, Fyootch."

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Whoa! That sounds just like me.

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-That's good.
-(CHUCKLES) Thanks.

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I've been working on that one.

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BLEAKER: Yeah, I'm Bleaker!

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Let's rock and roll!

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(PLAYING GUITAR)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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Uh... Yeesh!

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Bleaker's the worst bass player
I've ever heard!

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And he's kind of a jerk, too, huh?

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You think this bass-playin' is bad,

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steer clear of Doug's band
during his mid-life crisis.

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(SHUDDERS) And his fedora.

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Luckily he ditches it pretty quick
'cause he's allergic to the feather.

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(LAUGHS) Now let's bounce.

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These alt-reality pocket dimensions
are all paradox-y and unstable.

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Fabric's tearing right
in front of us. See?

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Wait a second...

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(GASPS) An alternate dimension selfie
with the band?

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You win, sir. You win.

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You'll always win.

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(GRUNTS)

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Uh, what're you doing?

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Okay, Fyootch, come on.

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We gotta get the band back together

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so I can get a selfie with
everyone, to outdo Chadd.

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You seriously care if that bratty turdlet
says he's a bigger fan than you?

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Check that ego, kid.

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Ego-schmeego!

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Hop on and let's find that band!

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Well, this place is tearing apart
real quick, kid. We don't got much time.

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Here we are, Fyootch!

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-Look familiar?
-Uh...

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Hmm. Is this that town

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we shot into space and lost by mistake?

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Nope. Oh, yeah, we should try
and find that soon, though!

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The T-Dub dudes, they grew up here!

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Yeah! And their worst fear
was being stuck here forever!

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So this is where Bleaker
must've stashed them.

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(GASPS) It's worse than I thought.

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Bleaker songs 24/7?

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(GROANS) Can you imagine
a worse place to work?

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I don't imagine nothin' about workin'.

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Not when I got these babies
workin' for me.

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Overtime! Billed by the hour!

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$10.99. Independent contractors.

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You know, you get it.

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(KIDS LAUGHING)

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DANNY: No! This is what Titanium White's
stuck here doing?

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We need to snap them out of it

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and get them back to
their normal selves ASAP!

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Yo, D, we doing this
'cause you wanna help 'em,

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or is this about topping Chadd?

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Uh, little of both. Come on.
This'll take two seconds, man.

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-(BAND PLAYING MUSIC)
-(KIDS LAUGHING)

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Thank you!

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You may now approach the feeding troughs.

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(KIDS EXCLAIMING)

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Flynn, my man!

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You and the others gotta come with me!

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Oh, no, did we violate
the Bleaker Protocols again?

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-Please don't...
-What?

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No. I'm your guys' biggest fan!

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Way bigger than Chadd Gold!

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-Who?
-You're a fan of food shovelers?

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No, I'm a fan of your true selves.

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As Titanium White,
the greatest rockin' hair band ever.

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(METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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See?

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I'm changing!

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Oh, yeah, me too.

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Uh-oh, they're reinventing themselves.

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Everybody down!

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(GRUNTING)

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-(GASPS)
-Whoo!

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I remember now, we rock!

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-(PLAYING GUITAR RIFF)
-(ALL VOCALIZE)

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Awesome!

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Uh, yeah, guys, and Lord Bleaker

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requires your presence
to rock out with him!

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All right. Let's go!

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Let's do it!

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-(OFF-KEY BASS PLAYING)
-(ALL GROAN)

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Lord Bleaker. You rock mightily,
but the populace requires sleep.

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You saying they're bored?

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You think you're better than me?

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I command you to self-destruct!

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All of you!

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(PLAYING BASS GUITAR)

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(ALL GROAN)

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-(METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(GASPS)

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Whaa!

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Titanium White?

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Yep. We're getting the band back together.

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You know what that means,
selfie time with Danny.

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Let's go, come on!

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No! (LAUGHS)

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I'm the rich and famous one.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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-(PLAYING MUSIC)
-Whoa!

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Now this is some rare merch!

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Way better than a selfie.
Come on, let's go.

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Yeah, about time.

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(GRUNTS)

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-Why can't we leave?
-Dang!

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Because Bleaker helped create
this reality, we can't leave without him!

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(ALARM BLARING)

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(BLEAKER LAUGHING)

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-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
-Oh, no!

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(SCREAMS)

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Worship me or be destroyed, peons!

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We really are gonna bite it, man!

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And it's all because I wanted to prove
I was better than Chadd Gold.

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Egos, man. Always steering you straight
into disintegration.

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(BLEAKER LAUGHS)

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Oh, wait! If my ego can sink us,
maybe Bleaker's ego can sink him!

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(LAUGHING)

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Dear me, Fyootch!

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Oh, no, the perfect Bleakerverse
is collapsing.

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Shall we travel to an even more
perfect world?

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One where Bleaker gets
the full butt-kissing he deserves?

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(MICROPHONE SQUEALS)

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Oh, my turn? Yes, uh, Daniel.
We must definitely...

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Do that thing you said,

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-or whatever. Line?
-Wait!

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-He bought it!
-Of course he did.

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BLEAKER: Wait!

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You can't have a perfect world without me!

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(GRUNTS)

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(ALL LAUGH)

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(GASPS) What! No!

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Back in the classroom.
Everything taken from me!

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Again!

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I may not be a rock god anymore,
but I'm still a teacher!

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And I still hate Titanium White.

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(GASPS AND STAMMERS) That's my merch.

251
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My merch. (WHISPERS) My merch.

252
00:10:56,803 --> 00:10:58,972
Well, there's one class
you won't be getting an A in.

253
00:10:59,055 --> 00:11:02,183
-At least you got to meet the band.
-Eh, it was cool.

254
00:11:02,392 --> 00:11:04,561
Tough break, Chadd.
Here, you should have this.

255
00:11:04,644 --> 00:11:06,771
-(METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(GASPS) What is it?

256
00:11:06,855 --> 00:11:08,690
Alternate reality versions
of Titanium White

257
00:11:08,773 --> 00:11:10,775
that got stuck in this weird
snow globe thingy.

258
00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:11,943
Enjoy!

259
00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:14,070
(STUTTERS) This is the rarest merch ever!

260
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,114
No true biggest fan would give it up!

261
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,949
Which makes me the biggest fan.

262
00:11:18,032 --> 00:11:20,285
(IMITATES PLAYING GUITAR)

263
00:11:21,369 --> 00:11:22,412
Merch!

264
00:11:22,495 --> 00:11:23,746
Cool by me, Chadd.

265
00:11:24,581 --> 00:11:26,374
Hiya, boys! How was your day?

266
00:11:26,457 --> 00:11:28,751
Mine was pretty cool.

267
00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:32,422
BOTH: Fedora!

268
00:11:32,505 --> 00:11:33,631
(SNEEZES)

269
00:11:33,715 --> 00:11:35,091
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

270
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:36,801
(BELL RINGING)

271
00:11:36,885 --> 00:11:41,598
And Maude, your report will be
on the Children's Revolt of 1720.

272
00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:43,349
(CHEERING) Yes!

273
00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:45,894
A report on the most spectacular
magician escapes in history?

274
00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:47,812
I'm so excited I can't feel my face!

275
00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:49,647
(ALL CLAMORING)

276
00:11:49,731 --> 00:11:52,066
BOY: These topics really cater
to our interests.

277
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:53,484
Did I miss anyone?

278
00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:55,653
Ooh! Me, Mrs. Frumpenbatch!

279
00:11:55,737 --> 00:11:57,363
Oh! Right.

280
00:11:57,447 --> 00:11:59,782
The topic for your report is, uh...

281
00:12:00,074 --> 00:12:01,326
Lobsters.

282
00:12:01,409 --> 00:12:04,913
What? Why's mine all boring
when everybody else's is sick?

283
00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:09,417
My, my, the grass is always greener,
isn't it, Mr. Douglas?

284
00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:11,085
(GROANS)

285
00:12:12,462 --> 00:12:13,755
DANNY: It's inhumane, man!

286
00:12:13,838 --> 00:12:16,299
Taking notes. Citing sources.

287
00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:17,508
Highlighting!

288
00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:19,594
(GRUNTING)

289
00:12:19,677 --> 00:12:22,805
Fyootch! You gotta help me find a way
to do this that won't crush my soul!

290
00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:26,851
(EXCLAIMS) You gotta get out of
the books and into the action, son!

291
00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:29,812
Let's see here.
(MUMBLING) Lobster Kingdom.

292
00:12:30,063 --> 00:12:31,648
500,000 years ago.

293
00:12:31,731 --> 00:12:34,108
Only lasted a little
before it went bazoom.

294
00:12:34,192 --> 00:12:35,193
My man!

295
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,153
-Later, suckas!
-Come on, let's go.

296
00:12:42,617 --> 00:12:43,701
Whoa!

297
00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:45,954
-(BELL RINGING)
-(LOBSTERS LAUGHING)

298
00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,332
Uh, excuse me, do you have a sec?

299
00:12:49,415 --> 00:12:51,376
(SIGHS, MUTTERS) They can't expect me
to do this!

300
00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:53,795
Dude, your teachers
make you do tedious junk, too?

301
00:12:53,878 --> 00:12:56,130
You should skip it
and come to the future with us.

302
00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:58,967
Thanks, but I better get cracking
on this stupid project.

303
00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:00,176
Aw, man!

304
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:01,844
Psst.

305
00:13:02,178 --> 00:13:04,347
You want the lowdown on lobsters?

306
00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:07,183
All you need is right here...

307
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,561
In these Lobster History textbooks!

308
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:12,397
-What?
-That's right, I'm a teacher!

309
00:13:12,605 --> 00:13:15,024
I'm a teacher and now you gotta hit
the books.

310
00:13:15,108 --> 00:13:16,568
Beat it, you sea cockroach.

311
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,362
(EXCLAIMS)

312
00:13:19,445 --> 00:13:20,738
Thanks, Fyootch.

313
00:13:20,822 --> 00:13:23,032
Is there any way to escape
this boring crud?

314
00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:24,701
'Member what I said about "bazoom"?

315
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,622
(ALL CLAMORING)

316
00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:32,750
All right!
Who wants to punch a future-ticket now?

317
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,460
(SCREAMING)

318
00:13:36,254 --> 00:13:39,048
Stay! Meet your destiny with dignity!

319
00:13:39,132 --> 00:13:42,510
Doing so assures us
a higher place in future lives!

320
00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:43,887
I see...

321
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,680
buckets of liquid gold

322
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:47,348
that others shall anoint us with.

323
00:13:47,432 --> 00:13:49,350
In tribute, I assume!

324
00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:50,768
(ALL CHEERING)

325
00:13:54,522 --> 00:13:56,274
Uh-huh! Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'll go with you.

326
00:13:57,775 --> 00:14:00,403
You all probably think lobsters
are just disgusting sea beetles

327
00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:02,280
rich people smash open and suck on.

328
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,698
Heck, I did, too!

329
00:14:03,781 --> 00:14:06,743
Until I dug in, did the research
and discovered...

330
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,745
Lobster Boy!

331
00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:12,123
(CLAPPING FAINTLY)

332
00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:14,125
And he'll tell you the rest.

333
00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:18,046
So, there ya go.
That's what us lobsters are all about.

334
00:14:18,129 --> 00:14:20,089
Bravo, Lobster Boy!

335
00:14:20,173 --> 00:14:21,424
Enthralling!

336
00:14:21,507 --> 00:14:24,594
I'm sorry most of the children's questions
were about

337
00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:26,471
how your people use the bathroom.

338
00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:27,764
KID: We have a right to know!

339
00:14:27,847 --> 00:14:28,932
(RINGING)

340
00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:33,603
DANNY: So rad!

341
00:14:33,686 --> 00:14:35,688
Thanks to you, Lobster Boy,

342
00:14:35,772 --> 00:14:38,608
I rocked that report and I didn't even
have to crack a book open!

343
00:14:38,691 --> 00:14:41,110
Sweet! What's next for us, guys?

344
00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:43,238
Now, it's on to our next adventure!

345
00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:44,948
So, back in the lunchbox for you.

346
00:14:45,156 --> 00:14:47,575
What? You can't just take me back!

347
00:14:47,659 --> 00:14:49,619
The comet! It was gonna
destroy everything!

348
00:14:49,702 --> 00:14:52,622
I hear you, but, y'know, one-worm,
one-boy team here and all,

349
00:14:52,705 --> 00:14:54,374
so hows about we take ya to the future?

350
00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:55,708
They got good food, you know.

351
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:57,544
This is the future to me!

352
00:14:57,627 --> 00:14:59,420
And I think I've come to love it!

353
00:14:59,504 --> 00:15:00,672
You've only seen this room.

354
00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,048
There's more?

355
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:03,132
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

356
00:15:03,216 --> 00:15:06,261
(SCREAMS) What is that?

357
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:07,720
That? That's football.

358
00:15:10,348 --> 00:15:11,432
(WHISTLE BLOWING)

359
00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:12,892
I have to do it! I have to!

360
00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:14,477
Please, Danny, teach me to football!

361
00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:16,187
Me? I don't know, LB.

362
00:15:16,271 --> 00:15:17,564
Football's not really my thing.

363
00:15:17,647 --> 00:15:20,441
I can maybe teach you how to
build a time machine or something?

364
00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:22,902
(EXCLAIMS) Can't ya see, man?

365
00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:24,612
Football's all I've got now!

366
00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:27,532
My home, my family, they're all gone!

367
00:15:27,949 --> 00:15:30,118
(SOBS) All gone!

368
00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:32,829
Keep him talkin',
I'll start nudgin' him towards the box.

369
00:15:33,538 --> 00:15:35,081
No way, man!

370
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,252
(SIGHS) Oh, boy!
I took him out of his world.

371
00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:42,130
I'm responsible!
And I kinda owe him for the easy A!

372
00:15:42,297 --> 00:15:46,050
(SOBBING) Someday, someday
it'll be you out there, LB.

373
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:47,677
Wearing number one.

374
00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:51,347
Number one to symbolize my one
and only wish I've ever wished,

375
00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:53,099
to play football.

376
00:15:53,182 --> 00:15:56,144
Come on, LB,
we're gonna help you get your football on!

377
00:15:57,937 --> 00:16:01,482
You're tellin' me that a lobster boy
wants to play on my team?

378
00:16:01,566 --> 00:16:04,360
More than anything I've ever wanted
in my entire life in your world.

379
00:16:04,444 --> 00:16:05,737
Yeah, he's pretty pumped on it.

380
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:08,072
You think I'm gonna
take on a rookie lobster

381
00:16:08,156 --> 00:16:10,909
that doesn't know
a pooch kick from his cephalothorax?

382
00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:13,203
Yes?

383
00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:15,246
Ha! You gotta be kidding me, kid!

384
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:18,708
So take that Lobster Kid of yours
and kid your way outta my coaching space!

385
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:19,918
Clear off!

386
00:16:22,712 --> 00:16:24,005
(SIGHS)

387
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,549
I'm gonna do what I should have done
in the first place.

388
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:27,967
Ah, finally...

389
00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:29,469
I'm going to study.

390
00:16:29,552 --> 00:16:30,678
Better sit this one out.

391
00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:33,681
I'll learn everything about football,
and then I'll teach you!

392
00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:35,225
Oh, really?

393
00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:39,270
(SPITS) Let's do this!

394
00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:41,356
('80s MONTAGE MUSIC PLAYING)

395
00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:45,193
(SINGING) Do, do, do, doo

396
00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:48,363
Do, do, do, football

397
00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:54,911
Learn to football

398
00:16:55,328 --> 00:16:57,580
Let's learn to football!

399
00:16:57,664 --> 00:17:02,168
Let's practice football
'til the dawn's early light!

400
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:05,672
You're gonna use your claws
You're gonna know the plays

401
00:17:05,755 --> 00:17:08,091
You're gonna keep your spiral tight!

402
00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:10,802
Do, do, do, doo

403
00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:14,013
Do, do, do, football

404
00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:17,350
Do, do, do, doo

405
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,352
Learn to football

406
00:17:19,435 --> 00:17:22,146
'Til the end of the night!

407
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,481
Yeah!

408
00:17:23,565 --> 00:17:26,359
(GASPS) My lungs! I'm dyin', Fyootch.

409
00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:27,569
(MUMBLES)

410
00:17:27,652 --> 00:17:29,445
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
-COACH: Danny Douglas!

411
00:17:29,529 --> 00:17:31,114
What're you doing on my field, son?

412
00:17:31,197 --> 00:17:33,283
Taking a catnap? Clear off!

413
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:35,743
We got practice in five! Not you!

414
00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:37,287
Been watching you.

415
00:17:37,453 --> 00:17:38,997
Gotta heckuva throw,

416
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,374
and you're right quick
on them lil' pereiopods.

417
00:17:41,457 --> 00:17:44,919
(BLOWS WHISTLE) Looks like
we've got our new star quarterback.

418
00:17:45,003 --> 00:17:47,213
-Sweet!
-Yeah, Lobster Boy! Yeah!

419
00:17:47,338 --> 00:17:49,966
-(ALL CHEERING)
-Best quarterback ever!

420
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:55,597
Wait, I'm a football star
and I'm popular? (LAUGHS)

421
00:17:55,722 --> 00:17:57,390
-We did it!
-Great!

422
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,144
I'll never forget you,
Davey, and you either, Future-Snake!

423
00:18:01,227 --> 00:18:03,813
Ugh! Smells like lobster sweat!

424
00:18:04,522 --> 00:18:06,733
We bust our butts all week,

425
00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:09,569
and he thanks us
with a sweaty towel to the face?

426
00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:12,864
Coulda at least let me suck the meat
outta one of his claws or something.

427
00:18:13,072 --> 00:18:15,116
(SIGHS) I'm wiped, man.

428
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,994
That was way harder than reading
those lobster books would've been.

429
00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:21,122
But at least I've got this lil' guy
to handle my math homework!

430
00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:22,457
Oh, hey there!

431
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:25,668
I'm from a planet
where we simply love pointless homework!

432
00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:28,713
It was gonna blow up
so Danny brought me over here!

433
00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:33,468
Now shut this dang thing
so I can get back to my work! Whoo-hoo!

434
00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:34,552
(CHUCKLES) Look at him.

435
00:18:34,636 --> 00:18:35,803
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

436
00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:44,938
NARRATOR: The story of a Lobster Boy,

437
00:18:45,146 --> 00:18:47,065
who dared to dream...

438
00:18:47,148 --> 00:18:49,067
LOBSTER BOY: Ever since
I was a little lobster boy,

439
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,902
all I wanted was to play football.

440
00:18:50,985 --> 00:18:52,487
Lobster Boy?

441
00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:55,073
Son, you's hardly
more than a crawfish boy.

442
00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:57,534
What makes you think
you can play on my team?

443
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:58,868
Just give me a chance, Coach!

444
00:18:58,952 --> 00:19:01,120
Son, you just don't have
the heart for this game.

445
00:19:01,204 --> 00:19:04,707
I do have heart,
and a combination liver-pancreas!

446
00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,709
That's what the green stuff
inside the shell is!

447
00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:09,671
(SCREAMS) That's what the green stuff is!

448
00:19:09,754 --> 00:19:10,964
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

449
00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:31,818
Red 42! Red 42! Hut!

450
00:19:38,992 --> 00:19:40,326
(ALL CHEERING)

451
00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:43,580
(WHISTLES) Wow! Who is that?

452
00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:46,916
That's Lobster Boy,
and he's my new starting quarterback!

453
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:50,879
NARRATOR: But life rolls in faster
than the tide.

454
00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:55,842
I'm yours, now, and you're mine.

455
00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:58,595
Lobsters don't belong in football!

456
00:19:58,678 --> 00:20:02,015
Either that freak goes, or we're all
pulling our kids off the team!

457
00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:05,184
Son, I ain't got no choice.
You're off the team.

458
00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:08,104
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

459
00:20:08,813 --> 00:20:10,106
Cowards!

460
00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:13,860
(SNIFFS) You never told me
you were a lobster, Lobster Boy!

461
00:20:13,943 --> 00:20:15,778
Hope! Hope! I can't lose you!

462
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,488
(SOBBING)

463
00:20:20,992 --> 00:20:23,161
NARRATOR: But on the path to glory,

464
00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:25,622
sometimes the best protection

465
00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:27,707
is a tough shell.

466
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,209
COMMENTATOR: What's this?

467
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,378
They say they won't play
without the Lobster Boy!

468
00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:35,298
(CHANTING) Lobster Boy! Lobster Boy!

469
00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:39,469
You must be the guy who asked about
the job inside our lobster tank, eh?

470
00:20:39,552 --> 00:20:41,137
-Yeah.
-Okay, yeah. Get in.

471
00:20:41,221 --> 00:20:42,597
PLAYERS: (CHANTING) Lobster Boy!

472
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,723
Lobster Boy! Lobster Boy!

473
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:46,392
Lobster Boy! Lobster Boy!

474
00:20:46,768 --> 00:20:49,354
Lobster Boy! Lobster Boy!

475
00:20:50,522 --> 00:20:52,315
NARRATOR: Lobster Boy.

476
00:20:52,398 --> 00:20:55,151
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

477
00:20:55,527 --> 00:20:57,028
Huh? Hope!

478
00:20:57,111 --> 00:20:58,196
You came back!

479
00:20:58,279 --> 00:21:00,365
I was here all along, Lobster Boy.

480
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,116
But I need to tell you something.

481
00:21:03,451 --> 00:21:06,829
-Huh?
-My full name is Hopelius-V.

482
00:21:06,913 --> 00:21:09,374
I've actually been sent here
by the Solar System Senate.

483
00:21:09,457 --> 00:21:12,919
Only you can save outer space
from an inter-dimensional menace.

484
00:21:13,169 --> 00:21:14,254
(BEEPS)

485
00:21:16,464 --> 00:21:18,883
-Are you in?
-(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.

486
00:21:20,093 --> 00:21:21,427
(SCREAMS)

487
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,638
(LAUGHS)

488
00:21:23,721 --> 00:21:26,307
NARRATOR: Lobster Boy:
Battle for the Solar System.

489
00:21:26,391 --> 00:21:27,517
Based on a true story.

490
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,727
Sneak preview tonight.
In theaters everywhere Friday.

491
00:21:29,811 --> 00:21:32,230
What? They're making
a movie about Lobster Boy?

492
00:21:32,313 --> 00:21:33,815
-Whatever!
-They're not making a movie

493
00:21:33,898 --> 00:21:35,191
about this lobster boy!

494
00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:36,276
Pass the butter!

495
00:21:38,027 --> 00:21:40,864
(SINGING) Do, do, do, doo

496
00:21:41,197 --> 00:21:43,575
Do, do, do, football

497
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,786
Do, do, do, doo

498
00:21:47,161 --> 00:21:49,664
Learn to football

499
00:21:50,707 --> 00:21:53,126
Do, do, do, doo

500
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:56,462
Do, do, do, football

501
00:21:56,963 --> 00:21:59,841
Do, do, do, doo

502
00:21:59,966 --> 00:22:02,760
Learn to football