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NARRATOR: One boy...

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Yeah!

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NARRATOR: One worm.

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You know it.

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(GROANS)

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(BEEPS)

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NARRATOR: These are their adventures.

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(ROARS)

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(WHOOPING)

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Sweet!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Whoo!

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All right, yeah. Pretty fun. Future-Worm.

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Uh, I'd better go through
the checklist one more time.

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-Doug!
-Dad!

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Three times isn't enough?

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You checked off "bug spray" so many times,

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you put a hole through the paper.

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Yeah, Dad, quit stressin'
and quadruple-check the "have fun" box.

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Nature's like a science theme park,
and I've been waiting all year to go.

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It's the perfect time of the year!

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To hunt birds.

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Get revenge for what
they've done to my people.

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Uh... And, uh, there you are,
roast marshmallows.

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I'm kinda hungry, I guess.

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Okay, everyone, electronic devices out.

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I'll take that. Hand it over, please.

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This is for me. There we go.

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It is the one time of year
where we get to leave

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all of our crazy devices behind

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and just submit to
the simplicity and beauty of nature.

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Surrounded by gorgeous trees and...

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And fishing, and hiking!

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Oh, cute little bunnies!

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And... And those things!

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(STAMMERS) You know?

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Oh, I just love those things!

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Well, those things terrify me!
Whatever they are.

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(SHUDDERS)

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Dad, I figured you'd freak out,

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so I packed you something special

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to keep you safe from everything.

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The Dad Bubble! Ta-da!

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Wow! Would you look at this?
Aw, thanks, Danny!

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Now let's go through
the list one more time.

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Enough's enough. You better man up!

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If nature throws danger at you,
you chew up that danger up

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and spit it back in nature's face!

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(SPITS) Yeah.

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It's fun to be scared!

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That's why there's horror movies
and roller coasters

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and that weird monster kid from school!

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(SCREAMING)

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Monster! It's a monster!

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-(CRASHING)
-Monster! It's a monster!

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-Hey, Paco.
-(GROWLS)

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Okay, we're going now.

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(CHUCKLES) Poison ivy!

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You can't poison-ivy me today. (CHUCKLES)

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A forest with no birds?

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This is weak!

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I got a score to settle.

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Wow, I've got to hand it to you, Danny.

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This thing really works!

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(DOUG HUMMING)

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Ooh! I know this! It's a...

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-A blister beetle!
-That's right!

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Their larvae are parasitic to bees.

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And a toxin sprays out
when you touch 'em. Boop!

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Oh, yeah! Did somebody say "toxins"?

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-Toxins are tight!
-(SCREECHING)

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Whoa!

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And so it begins. The hawk.

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Predator of the simple-minded worm.

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To him, I'm a helpless foodstuff,

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a pawn of nature.

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Just another chump
in the circle of life? (SPITS)

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Wrong!

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Times have changed,
and I'm gonna pummel nature to the floor!

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-You hear that, hawk? It's on!
-(SCREECHING)

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(SPITS)

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Okay, that mud tasted pretty bad.

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Yay, all right!

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Hey, Mom, phone-pic that cutie!

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We garbage-disposed our phones, remember?

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But it doesn't matter.

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Real memories are better than pictures.

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All right! Yeah! (GROANS)

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-(GASPS)
-(HISSING)

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(WHIMPERS)

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Not so fast, snake. I'm invincible.

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(WIND HOWLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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-Danny, Megan...
-(BOTH GASP)

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(SCREAMING)

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-Doug!
-Dad!

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(GROANING)

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-(BATS SCREECHING)
-(SCREAMING)

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Oh! Ah! Help!

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-(GROWLS)
-Oh!

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(GASPS) Oh, my goodness!

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(WHIMPERING)

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(PANTING)

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(SIGHS) Wow. It really is
beautiful out here.

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Hey, little friend, you're ador... (GASPS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

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(DOUG SCREAMING)

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(CHIRPING)

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The early bird gets to fry.

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(SCREECHES)

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(GASPS)

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(CHIRPING)

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Ugh.

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-(BURPS)
-(YELPING)

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You monster!

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-Doug!
-Dad!

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Sweetie?

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Dad!

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Dad!

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Doug!

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-Doug, sweetie?
-Dad!

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Wait, it's no big.
We'll just GPS him with our... Oh, right.

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(GASPING) No GPS. No text. No e-mail.

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No calls...

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How did we do anything before cell phones?

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Forget about Doug.

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The guy's got the survival instincts
of a moth!

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He's worm food by now.

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Speaking of that, where's lunch?

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(GASPS) Wait! We don't need gadgets.

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I spent three years
as a Little Lady forest scout

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and earned the esteemed
Silver Badger Badge.

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All right, Mom!

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Badger the heck out of these woods!

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I got a beef with a bird,
so I'll catch up with you guys later.

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(SIGHS)

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(SNIFFING) Hmm. Huh.

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(GRUNTING)

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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-(WIND WHOOSHING)
-Hmm.

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(GRUNTS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SIGHS) The bubble hid
all of Doug's scent, hair, fibers...

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Any clues at all!

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His trail is cold!
And the night is getting colder.

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This is all my fault.

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I wanted to set Dad free, but instead,
I put him in a polyurethane prison.

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Hey, buddy, it'll be okay.

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Doug's a soft batch,
but your bubble will keep him safe

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till we find him, I guess, or maybe not.

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-Who knows?
-Huh?

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Look out, Fyootch!

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-(SCREECHING)
-(SCREAMS)

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-(BIRD SCREECHING)
-(FUTURE-WORM SCREAMING)

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ALL: Bubble-Man, Bubble-Man.

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Uh... Uh-oh. No.

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Bubble-Man, Bubble-Man,
cure the ache inside of my head.

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Rid us of our stomach pains, Bubble-Man!

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Bubble-Man, remove this dead raccoon
from my head.

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Uh, I don't know who you gents
think I am, or what's going on,

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but I've... I've got my own problems

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and a family to get back to.

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So, good day... (PANTING)

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(BLOWING RASPILY)

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We can't let you leave,
Bubble-Man from worlds beyond.

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You are the chosen one.

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You must deliver us
from our horrible fate!

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(STAMMERING) Let's see here...

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-Well, what's this one do?
-(ALL GASP)

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-(BEEPING)
-Uh...

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Oops.

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(ALL GASPING)

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See? He really is the chosen one!

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The one hero who can save us!

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Uh, you got the wrong guy here.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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ALL: (CHANTING) Bubble-Man, Bubble-Man.

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Bubble-Man, Bubble-Man, Bubble-Man.

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FUTURE-WORM: Get off,
or I'll show you you picked the wrong...

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Get away! Shoo! Leave him alone!

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Oh, man! You ruined my big chance!

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I was just giving 'em
a false sense of victory

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before beard-butting them into drumsticks!

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What are we gonna do about Dad?

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At this rate, we're only going
to get more lost.

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I didn't bring my time-machine lunch box
or any devices.

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But we did bring our minds.

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Danny, it's time for a...

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NARRATOR: Science brainstorm!

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Fyootch, over here! We need you.

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But I've finally got... (GROANS)

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Fine, all right.
Whatever, you win. It's always you.

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That's it. We've got everything we need
for our hot air balloon design.

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Yeah, except for the balloon part.

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Kind of important.

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Any ideas how we could fly, Fyootch?

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I came here to resolve
my issues with birds.

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Lot of my ancestors were bait.

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And they were proud
to sacrifice themselves

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on behalf of mankind.

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For you, Danny, it would d be an honor.

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Trick those birds into attacking me
so you can enslave them for your airship.

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You mean it?

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You know it.

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Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh!

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Look how dumb and defenseless I am!

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Flip-flop, worm, worm.

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Just wormin' it up over here!

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(SCREECHING)

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Eat this! And this! (GRUNTING)

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Solid smackdown, Fyootch.

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Now let's go rescue my dad.

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(SCREECHING)

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(GRUNTS) Come and get me,
you has-been dinosaurs!

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Whoo!

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It is time to perform the important deed.

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Prepare the knives!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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I... I think I see him.

221
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There's... There's villagers of some kind.

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And... They're going to eat your father!

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No! Quick, dive-bomb 'em, Fyootch!

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You know it!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Nobody's never eating nothing. Never!

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All together now!

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(DOUG GASPS)

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Get that pink snake!

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Dad!

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How dare you try and eat my husband?

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No, no, no! Stop fighting!

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-We're here to rescue you!
-(FLIES BUZZING)

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And I think we already
crushed most of them.

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(ALL SHOUTING)

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(YELLING) Everybody stop!

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Sorry for shouting.

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These people need our help!

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We're not so easily defeated, sky-woman.

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Bubble-Man was teaching us his ways.

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Don't you see? These people are sick.

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They're completely isolated
and scared of the outside world.

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Aw, poor guys.

244
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I was teaching them about hygiene,

245
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using fire to boil their silverware,
killing bacteria!

246
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Things they'd know
if they ventured beyond these woods.

247
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We were scared of fire because it burns,
but Bubble-Man says it will save us.

248
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Really? Scared of fire?

249
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Wow, Doug. (WHISTLES)

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You found people who are even wussier
about trying new stuff than you.

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There is a better world out there
for you all if you're willing to face it!

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And fear is your worst enemy.

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And even I, Bubble-Man,
can overcome my fears.

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(GROANS, THUDS)

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-But the bubble... It's gone!
-(ALL GASPING)

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00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,913
That's the point.
I don't need a bubble to be Bubble-Man!

257
00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:44,123
We can all be bubble-men without bubbles!

258
00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:46,125
Bubbles be gone for all!

259
00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:48,628
(FLIES BUZZING)

260
00:10:48,711 --> 00:10:51,965
You started strong there, Doug,
but, uh, you're losing 'em.

261
00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:53,049
(CHUCKLES)

262
00:10:53,132 --> 00:10:56,511
You know, there's a convenience store,
like, a mile away.

263
00:10:56,594 --> 00:11:00,181
You all could just probably walk there
and buy some soap and... And other things.

264
00:11:00,265 --> 00:11:03,268
"Con-veni-ence store"?

265
00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:04,852
Sounds terrifying!

266
00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:10,149
Don't worry. We can ease you all
into modern society nice and slow-like!

267
00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:13,528
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(VILLAGERS BABBLING)

268
00:11:16,239 --> 00:11:18,700
(EXCLAIMS) I'm just a worm eatin' a bird.

269
00:11:18,783 --> 00:11:21,327
It ain't natural, but nothing fun is.

270
00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:24,914
Didn't realize Dad was
such an intense dancer. Go, Dad!

271
00:11:24,998 --> 00:11:28,585
(SCREAMING)

272
00:11:31,713 --> 00:11:33,548
Somebody get me out of here!
Please help me!

273
00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:35,174
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

274
00:11:35,717 --> 00:11:36,843
(BELL RINGING)

275
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,471
You can't give me detention today!

276
00:11:40,555 --> 00:11:42,140
For one, I'm totally innocent.

277
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,434
And two, it's Hat Day
at the Reptile Pavilion.

278
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,019
I've been waiting all year for this!

279
00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:49,772
Aha! Your special interest
in reptiles is all but a confession

280
00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:54,277
that it was indeed you
who put a snapping turtle in Mr. Um's car.

281
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,778
(WHISTLING)

282
00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,656
-(GASPS)
-Shh.

283
00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:01,284
I'm on to you, Danny Douglas!

284
00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:03,953
Oh, man.

285
00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:07,415
(SIGHS) Super weak...

286
00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:10,919
(GRUNTS) Pretty sure I could take this guy
if you wanna make a break for it.

287
00:12:11,002 --> 00:12:12,962
Thanks, Fyootch,
but Mr. Zarlid'll just give me

288
00:12:13,046 --> 00:12:14,631
more detention if you kick his butt.

289
00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:17,008
Maybe... If he ever gets back up.

290
00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:21,137
(CHOKING) Mr. Zarlid,
I think I swallowed one of my magic doves.

291
00:12:21,221 --> 00:12:22,597
Can I go to the bathroom?

292
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,558
-No, Preston, you absolutely cannot leave.
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)

293
00:12:25,642 --> 00:12:28,144
Oh, there's my phone.
Hang on. I'll just get this.

294
00:12:28,228 --> 00:12:31,189
Hello? Yes. No, I'm right
in the middle of a thing.

295
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,316
-Uh, I will call you back. Okay.
-(BEEPS)

296
00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:35,443
But I can leave. And I will!

297
00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:40,740
(COUGHING)

298
00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:42,492
Let it out, Presto! (COUGHS)

299
00:12:42,575 --> 00:12:44,118
So I can eat it myself!

300
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,954
What? I missed breakfast.

301
00:12:46,037 --> 00:12:47,372
Breakfast is dumb.

302
00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:48,873
No, it's not. I'm a hungry monster!

303
00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:50,375
It's dumb, it's dumb, it's dumb.

304
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,585
-Psst! Now's our chance to bail.
-Huh?

305
00:12:53,253 --> 00:12:55,255
And before you get all rules-y
on me, remember,

306
00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:58,424
innocent dudes break bogus rules
all the time when they're not guilty.

307
00:12:58,508 --> 00:12:59,968
Yeah? I guess that checks out.

308
00:13:00,051 --> 00:13:01,052
All right.

309
00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:03,513
(GRUNTS) Boom!

310
00:13:04,013 --> 00:13:05,974
Cool! Our gateway out of here.

311
00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:08,601
-Jailbreak!
-Yes, escape!

312
00:13:08,685 --> 00:13:09,686
Poof! Be gone!

313
00:13:09,769 --> 00:13:11,271
Wait, wait, wait! We can't all leave.

314
00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:13,982
Zarlid'll know what's up
and I'll get busted all over again!

315
00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:16,526
Oh, we can help. I can... (CHOKES)

316
00:13:16,609 --> 00:13:17,986
(GRUNTING)

317
00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:19,362
-(ROARS)
-Oh, no!

318
00:13:19,445 --> 00:13:21,990
-Come here!
-No! Grab it, grab it!

319
00:13:22,073 --> 00:13:24,784
Uh, I know a solid escape
team when I see it...

320
00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:26,160
And kid, they're not it.

321
00:13:26,244 --> 00:13:27,787
Maybe you're right, Fyootch.

322
00:13:27,871 --> 00:13:29,163
Don't do that.

323
00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:32,166
-Sorry, dudes.
-(KIDS SHOUTING)

324
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,793
(FUTURE-WORM YELLING)

325
00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:35,962
Ow! Whoa, sweet!

326
00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:37,088
It's a whole underground

327
00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:38,590
-network of tunnels!
-Nice!

328
00:13:38,673 --> 00:13:40,967
These will definitely lead us
to the reptile pavilion.

329
00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,260
Yeah, totally. You know it.

330
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,845
What? Huh? (SNIFFS)

331
00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:46,389
It's gas! They're onto us!
We're under attack!

332
00:13:46,472 --> 00:13:48,141
(KIDS SCREAMING)

333
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,143
-DANNY: Ow!
-(PRESTON COUGHS)

334
00:13:50,226 --> 00:13:52,020
-What the heck, dudes?
-Yeah, what the heck?

335
00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:54,772
Sorry, magic smoke pellet got loose.

336
00:13:54,856 --> 00:13:56,733
(SCOFFS) Since you're down here now,

337
00:13:56,816 --> 00:13:58,943
you can follow us,
just don't slow us down.

338
00:13:59,027 --> 00:14:00,820
Reptile Hat Day ends in, like, 20 minutes!

339
00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:02,572
Lead the way, heroic leader.

340
00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:04,949
(GROANS) Detention kids.

341
00:14:06,326 --> 00:14:08,828
-(PACO WHOOPING)
-(BOYS GROANING)

342
00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:10,330
PRESTON: Watch the hat!

343
00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:11,789
DANNY: (GRUNTS) Watch it, Paco!

344
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:13,958
(BULB BUZZING)

345
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,461
Punch! Punch!

346
00:14:16,878 --> 00:14:18,087
(GROANS)

347
00:14:21,257 --> 00:14:23,301
-(YELLS)
-(GROANS)

348
00:14:23,593 --> 00:14:25,970
You're going down, Paco! (GRUNTS)

349
00:14:26,054 --> 00:14:28,306
(BOYS GRUNTING)

350
00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:29,849
Really?

351
00:14:30,516 --> 00:14:33,394
Mmm, lunch. Come back!

352
00:14:33,478 --> 00:14:34,979
(GROWLS)

353
00:14:35,063 --> 00:14:36,272
(MUFFLED SCREAMS)

354
00:14:36,356 --> 00:14:37,649
You're killing me, Paco!

355
00:14:37,732 --> 00:14:40,276
-(GRUNTING, STRAINING)
-Come on, use your legs.

356
00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:42,779
Oh! Sick, dude!

357
00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:44,364
It got in my mouth!

358
00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:46,824
-(BOYS LAUGHING)
-(RUMBLING)

359
00:14:46,908 --> 00:14:48,243
(ALL WHIMPERING)

360
00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:49,536
(SQUEAKING)

361
00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:51,996
This rat, he...
He says he has a bad feeling

362
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,541
and we should probably
run from this place.

363
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:56,626
No! It could only mean one thing.

364
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,920
We must be right under
the Reptile Pavilion!

365
00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:01,923
-Let's do it!
-Nice!

366
00:15:02,924 --> 00:15:05,051
(STAMMERS) I don't know
if this is a good idea, D.

367
00:15:05,134 --> 00:15:06,177
Huh?

368
00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:09,222
But I do know a prize lizard-skin cape
when I see one.

369
00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:10,890
Yeah, lizards are dumb!

370
00:15:10,974 --> 00:15:12,183
Then go do your own thing.

371
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,685
I've been waiting a year for this!

372
00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:15,895
Stupid lizards.

373
00:15:16,145 --> 00:15:18,147
Whoa, detention kids.

374
00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:20,859
All right, Lizard Hat Day, here we come.

375
00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:23,820
Oh, man! We're still underground!

376
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,071
(GUNS FIRING)

377
00:15:31,202 --> 00:15:32,954
(GRUNTING)

378
00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:35,039
Yeah, should've seen this coming.

379
00:15:35,123 --> 00:15:36,457
We stumbled right into the middle of

380
00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:39,002
the 1,000-year Spiderian
vs. Lizardian war.

381
00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:40,169
Bunch of nonsense.

382
00:15:40,712 --> 00:15:42,213
Like underground war zone?

383
00:15:42,297 --> 00:15:43,840
We got places to be, man!

384
00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:47,802
(BOTH GRUNTING)

385
00:15:47,886 --> 00:15:49,596
-Weak!
-Come on, really?

386
00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:55,727
Ha! You were sent by the lizards
to steal the gem!

387
00:15:56,769 --> 00:15:57,770
"Gem"? What?

388
00:15:57,854 --> 00:16:00,940
Look, dude, we're just trying to see
some real lizards in some goofy hats.

389
00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:03,902
Aha! So you are in league
with the lizards.

390
00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:05,445
Spiders, destroy them!

391
00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:07,030
(PACO ROARS)

392
00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:08,114
(BOTH GASP)

393
00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:10,491
Oh, my head-leg! (CRASHES)

394
00:16:10,783 --> 00:16:12,911
-Paco?
-Uh-oh.

395
00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:16,039
Uh-oh!

396
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:18,499
Whoa!

397
00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:22,128
-(BOTH GRUNT)
-Magic! Oops.

398
00:16:23,046 --> 00:16:24,923
(GRUNTS) Up top!

399
00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:27,175
-You saved us!
-Detention kids!

400
00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:29,260
We couldn't continue
without our heroic leader.

401
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:32,138
No, I owe you guys
an apology for getting all salty

402
00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:34,349
about bringing you along.
I'm no leader, man.

403
00:16:34,432 --> 00:16:36,559
That's just what the chosen one would say.

404
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:39,562
A prophecy foretold of
a group of brave young travelers

405
00:16:39,646 --> 00:16:41,231
and their charismatic leader

406
00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:45,944
who would end the great spider-lizard wars
by uniting all the sacred gems.

407
00:16:46,986 --> 00:16:49,864
I've seen these prophecy scams before,
and trust me, Danny,

408
00:16:49,948 --> 00:16:51,324
it's not a road you wanna go down.

409
00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:53,076
There's precious little time.

410
00:16:53,159 --> 00:16:54,994
Take the gem to the surface world.

411
00:16:55,078 --> 00:16:57,830
You'll find others like me
who'll give you further instructions.

412
00:16:58,248 --> 00:16:59,249
No way, man!

413
00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:03,670
(WHIMPERS) Fly! Fly, you fools!

414
00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:04,754
(BUZZING)

415
00:17:05,713 --> 00:17:09,342
Also, run! Run away! (YELLS)

416
00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:10,552
(SPIDERS ROARING)

417
00:17:10,635 --> 00:17:12,554
-(SQUEAKS)
-(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)

418
00:17:12,637 --> 00:17:14,681
-(SQUEAKS)
-Rat says it's this way out!

419
00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:22,772
-(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
-We made it!

420
00:17:22,856 --> 00:17:24,816
-Stupid lizards!
-Lizards done. What's next?

421
00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:25,900
Ah, escape achieved.

422
00:17:25,984 --> 00:17:27,777
Sorry you missed your dumb Hat Day.

423
00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:29,445
It's cool, we still had fun.

424
00:17:29,529 --> 00:17:31,114
You guys are an awesome escape team.

425
00:17:31,197 --> 00:17:33,116
That's just what I needed to hear.

426
00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:34,534
What? How did we...

427
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:37,078
MR. ZARLID: Recover the gem
without a single casualty?

428
00:17:37,161 --> 00:17:38,580
I'll tell you how, Danny.

429
00:17:38,663 --> 00:17:40,999
It's because you're the chosen one.

430
00:17:41,082 --> 00:17:42,834
The heroic boy who will lead...

431
00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:53,177
-The Gem Force 5!
-What?

432
00:17:53,261 --> 00:17:57,891
Together, you'll unite the 99 Gems
of Mystery and Space to finally...

433
00:17:57,974 --> 00:17:59,809
Hold up! "Gem Force 5"?

434
00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:01,686
So this was a trick? And you're not...

435
00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:03,479
A teacher? (LAUGHING) Of course not!

436
00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:05,481
I'm not even human!

437
00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:07,692
-(ALL SCREAM)
-Join the club!

438
00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:10,695
Dude, you seriously think
we'd join your bonkers quest

439
00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:12,488
after you locked us up and lied to us?

440
00:18:12,572 --> 00:18:13,573
Uh, yeah?

441
00:18:13,656 --> 00:18:15,742
Get real. Come on, guys,
let's go to my house

442
00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:17,035
and watch some Steak Starbolt.

443
00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:18,536
-I call sofa!
-PACO: Whoo-hoo! Steak!

444
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,288
-Steak ain't dumb!
-Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

445
00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:23,833
Have you seen the uniforms?
And code-names! I have code names!

446
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,793
No matter. The prophecy warned

447
00:18:25,877 --> 00:18:28,379
that they would first refuse
the call to adventure.

448
00:18:28,463 --> 00:18:32,217
And so, the saga of Gem Force 5 has begun.

449
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,509
-(LAUGHS)
-(RINGTONE CHIMING)

450
00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:34,761
Oh, there's my phone again.

451
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:35,929
NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

452
00:18:36,471 --> 00:18:38,890
NARRATOR: Previously on Future-Danny...

453
00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,561
(SPEAKING MONSTER LANGUAGE)

454
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:45,563
-As a matter of fact, I do.
-(BEEPS)

455
00:18:46,481 --> 00:18:48,024
Robo-Carp 2001.

456
00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:49,442
Eject laser whip!

457
00:18:53,738 --> 00:18:55,240
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, laser whip?

458
00:18:55,323 --> 00:18:57,200
Um, we talked about this.

459
00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,619
Ugh. Fine, fine. Big baby.

460
00:18:59,702 --> 00:19:01,579
Laser whip, please.

461
00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:03,581
There. Was that so hard?

462
00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:09,462
(LAUGHS) Now we're cooking with gas!

463
00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:12,507
(GRUNTING)

464
00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:16,928
Uh-oh! Gonna blow!

465
00:19:17,011 --> 00:19:19,097
No. Future-weak.

466
00:19:20,306 --> 00:19:21,391
(GROANING)

467
00:19:23,518 --> 00:19:25,228
(LAUGHING)

468
00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:27,063
Oh, man. Now what?

469
00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:35,530
(GHOST PIRATES GRUNTING)

470
00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:36,739
Future-Danny.

471
00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:41,286
The bounty on your head is worth more
than any Gem of Mystery and Space,

472
00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:45,415
but I'd pay double that
to see you swallowed by the deep.

473
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:46,499
(SPITS)

474
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,876
Any last words?

475
00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:50,044
-As a matter of fact, I do.
-(BEEPS)

476
00:19:50,753 --> 00:19:52,463
Robo-Carp 2001.

477
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:54,424
Eject laser whip!

478
00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:56,676
(ROBO-CARP GROANS)

479
00:19:57,093 --> 00:20:00,138
-What?
-It's just, we never talk anymore.

480
00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:04,225
We're talking right now.
Eject the blasted laser whip!

481
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,104
(SCREAMS)

482
00:20:08,688 --> 00:20:10,481
Little less heat this time.

483
00:20:11,983 --> 00:20:12,984
(GRUNTS)

484
00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:14,903
(GRUNTS) My eye-patch!

485
00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:17,363
(GROANS) You're doing this on purpose.

486
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:19,741
(GRUNTS)

487
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,994
Are you kidding me?

488
00:20:23,077 --> 00:20:25,413
Let the purple ocean starve!

489
00:20:25,496 --> 00:20:28,958
I'm doing this meself! (GRUNTS)

490
00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:30,877
Wait, I think I got it.

491
00:20:34,505 --> 00:20:35,715
Future-weak!

492
00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:37,217
(BOTH GRUNTING)

493
00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:40,220
Avast!

494
00:20:41,179 --> 00:20:42,222
(GRUNTS)

495
00:20:42,555 --> 00:20:45,058
-Not today, Shark Tooth Ruth!
-(SHARK TOOTH RUTH GRUNTS)

496
00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:48,394
When Robo-Carp 2001 fails,

497
00:20:49,062 --> 00:20:51,314
summon a giant kraken!

498
00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:52,482
(HORN BLARING)

499
00:20:53,441 --> 00:20:54,442
(GASPS)

500
00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:57,111
(ROARS)

501
00:20:57,195 --> 00:21:00,657
-Abandon ship!
-(GRUNTS)

502
00:21:01,282 --> 00:21:02,617
(GRUNTS) Give me that.

503
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,953
That's mine, you lousy space lubber!

504
00:21:05,036 --> 00:21:06,788
-Squid call!
-(HORN BLARES)

505
00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:09,332
(WHOOPING)

506
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:13,795
-(ROARS)
-Oh, man. Now what?

507
00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:17,006
NARRATOR: Next time on Future-Danny...

508
00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:21,135
Any last words?

509
00:21:21,219 --> 00:21:23,471
-As a matter of fact, I do.
-(BEEPS)

510
00:21:24,347 --> 00:21:26,057
Robo-Carp 2001.

511
00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:28,017
(GROANS) So how was your day?

512
00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:30,103
Oh, man. Where do I begin?

513
00:21:30,186 --> 00:21:31,771
First of all, there was this crazy line

514
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,731
-that I had to wait in this morning...
-(GROANS)

515
00:21:33,815 --> 00:21:35,900
NARRATOR: Future-Danny!

516
00:21:36,818 --> 00:21:38,820
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