1 00:00:04,234 --> 00:00:05,235 NARRATOR: One boy... 2 00:00:05,318 --> 00:00:06,528 Yeah! 3 00:00:07,362 --> 00:00:08,363 NARRATOR: One worm. 4 00:00:08,446 --> 00:00:09,531 You know it. 5 00:00:09,864 --> 00:00:11,282 (GROANS) 6 00:00:11,741 --> 00:00:12,951 (BEEPS) 7 00:00:13,034 --> 00:00:15,537 NARRATOR: These are their adventures. 8 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,289 (ROARS) 9 00:00:18,373 --> 00:00:19,999 (WHOOPING) 10 00:00:22,961 --> 00:00:24,045 Sweet! 11 00:00:26,464 --> 00:00:28,967 (BOTH LAUGHING) 12 00:00:30,385 --> 00:00:31,386 Whoo! 13 00:00:31,469 --> 00:00:33,680 All right, yeah. Pretty fun. Future-Worm. 14 00:00:34,681 --> 00:00:36,015 (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) 15 00:00:37,058 --> 00:00:39,644 Mount St. Pancake is about to erupt. 16 00:00:39,727 --> 00:00:41,688 (VOCALIZING) 17 00:00:41,771 --> 00:00:43,857 (LAUGHING) 18 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:44,941 Future-Worm! 19 00:00:45,024 --> 00:00:46,317 Whoa! My pancakes! 20 00:00:46,401 --> 00:00:48,987 Today, you're gonna try Captain Cakerz for the first time. 21 00:00:49,904 --> 00:00:52,115 Tastes like birthday cake with a crunch! 22 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:54,534 Uh... Captain what-ers? 23 00:00:54,617 --> 00:00:55,743 Captain Cakerz! 24 00:00:55,827 --> 00:00:57,871 You're gonna try it in the exact same conditions 25 00:00:57,954 --> 00:00:59,163 that I first tried it, 26 00:00:59,247 --> 00:01:00,874 while watching Steak Starbolt! 27 00:01:00,957 --> 00:01:02,458 MAN: (ON TV) Steak Starbolt! 28 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:05,253 DANNY: I'll never forget my magically crunchilicious first time. 29 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,755 MAN: (ON TV) Back to Steak Starbolt! 30 00:01:11,509 --> 00:01:14,137 (LAUGHING) I'm Steak Starbolt. 31 00:01:15,805 --> 00:01:17,891 Whoa! Steak Starbolt rules! 32 00:01:17,974 --> 00:01:19,601 -(LAUGHING) -(GROANING) 33 00:01:19,684 --> 00:01:21,895 No, Steak Starbolt. No! 34 00:01:24,230 --> 00:01:26,733 Mmm! Captain Cakerz rules! 35 00:01:27,775 --> 00:01:29,569 Get ready to have your life changed forever. 36 00:01:29,652 --> 00:01:31,196 All right, sure. Whatever, kid. 37 00:01:31,529 --> 00:01:33,531 You're gonna love this. Just you wait. 38 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:36,075 -Waiting. -Huh? 39 00:01:36,159 --> 00:01:37,452 Who ate all the Captain Cakerz? 40 00:01:37,535 --> 00:01:39,412 -(WHISTLING) Good morning, boys. -Morning, boys. 41 00:01:39,495 --> 00:01:41,915 Mom, Dad! Someone ate all the Captain Cakerz. 42 00:01:41,998 --> 00:01:43,625 We just got this box yesterday. 43 00:01:43,708 --> 00:01:46,002 Who would do such a thoughtless, selfish thing? 44 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:50,590 Boys, I don't know how to say this, but... 45 00:01:50,882 --> 00:01:53,176 Honey, I don't know how to say this. Can you help? 46 00:01:53,259 --> 00:01:54,928 What your father is trying to say is that 47 00:01:55,011 --> 00:01:56,679 we ate it all in the middle of the night. 48 00:01:56,763 --> 00:01:59,766 We just devoured it! I mean, can you blame us? 49 00:01:59,849 --> 00:02:01,100 Well, obviously, yeah. 50 00:02:01,726 --> 00:02:03,478 (SIGHS) No, I can't. 51 00:02:03,561 --> 00:02:05,647 Oh, well, I'm fine with some chicken and waffles. 52 00:02:05,730 --> 00:02:07,315 (SNAPS) So, get on that, Doug. 53 00:02:07,398 --> 00:02:08,441 No way, Fyootch. 54 00:02:08,525 --> 00:02:09,817 We gotta get some Cakerz. 55 00:02:09,901 --> 00:02:10,902 To the store! 56 00:02:12,904 --> 00:02:14,030 Come on, this is it, man. 57 00:02:14,364 --> 00:02:16,324 You're in for a real treat. 58 00:02:16,407 --> 00:02:17,909 (SIGHS) Huh? 59 00:02:18,201 --> 00:02:19,702 Where's the Captain Cakerz? 60 00:02:21,746 --> 00:02:23,581 (YELLS) Stop! Stop! 61 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,542 (YELLING) 62 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,253 Hey, Bug, what's up? 63 00:02:28,336 --> 00:02:30,964 Howdy, boys. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, 64 00:02:31,047 --> 00:02:33,258 but your beloved Captain Cakerz is sold out. 65 00:02:33,341 --> 00:02:34,384 Everywhere! 66 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:39,722 (SCREAMING) No! 67 00:02:40,223 --> 00:02:41,224 Yup. 68 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,602 (SOBBING) No, why? 69 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,062 Here, this'll do. Let's go. 70 00:02:46,145 --> 00:02:48,314 Ew! Cwaptain Cwispees? 71 00:02:48,398 --> 00:02:49,941 Oh, same diff. 72 00:02:50,024 --> 00:02:51,442 (GRUNTS) 73 00:02:51,526 --> 00:02:53,695 Don't you understand? It's not the same. 74 00:02:53,778 --> 00:02:55,321 It must be Captain Cakerz! 75 00:02:55,405 --> 00:02:57,407 Kid, I've been all over space and time. 76 00:02:57,490 --> 00:02:58,867 I've seen it and ate it all. 77 00:02:58,950 --> 00:03:01,703 There's more to life than some silly breakfast cereal. 78 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:05,164 Future-Worm, you haven't lived until you've had a bowl of Captain Cakerz 79 00:03:05,248 --> 00:03:06,833 while watching Steak Starbolt. 80 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:09,878 It will tickle your taste buds and rattle your retinas. 81 00:03:10,503 --> 00:03:14,340 As your best friend, it's my duty to make this happen for you. 82 00:03:14,424 --> 00:03:15,884 I promise! 83 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:19,345 Whoa, kid, that was some moving stuff. (SNIFFLES) 84 00:03:19,429 --> 00:03:21,097 Because it's so important to you, 85 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,390 it's important to me. 86 00:03:22,473 --> 00:03:23,892 Let's do this! 87 00:03:23,975 --> 00:03:25,518 Whoo! Now you're talking. 88 00:03:25,602 --> 00:03:26,686 Later, Bug. Peace out! 89 00:03:26,769 --> 00:03:28,646 Wait, wait. Can I come? Can I... 90 00:03:29,189 --> 00:03:31,232 Oh, man. I never get to go. 91 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,235 What's the planning, Danny? 92 00:03:34,319 --> 00:03:38,156 First, we scour the 18th century for buried treasure. 93 00:03:38,531 --> 00:03:40,617 Then we pay a visit to the Gurus of Gold. 94 00:03:41,993 --> 00:03:44,037 And then we stock up the week before it sold out 95 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,581 so you can finally crunch that crunchity-crunch crunch! 96 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:51,252 FUTURE-WORM: (LAUGHS) That was a great planning, Danny. 97 00:03:51,336 --> 00:03:53,755 Ah, all right. Let's see what this is all about. 98 00:03:54,088 --> 00:03:55,423 (GRUNTS) 99 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:57,175 Not yet, Fyootch! 100 00:03:57,258 --> 00:03:59,677 Wait till we get back home to watch some Steak Starbolt. 101 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,596 The only way it was meant to be enjoyed. 102 00:04:01,679 --> 00:04:04,682 Sorry, man. All this talk about how life-changingly tasty it is 103 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,851 got me all wiggly with excitement. 104 00:04:06,935 --> 00:04:09,270 (COUGHS) Plus I'm starving. 105 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:12,607 In time, my brother. Now, let's load this up and head back. 106 00:04:14,234 --> 00:04:15,818 Uh, it's not all gonna fit, is it? 107 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:18,446 Yeah, I don't think so. 108 00:04:19,113 --> 00:04:20,281 To my backyard! 109 00:04:23,201 --> 00:04:24,244 Mission accomplished. 110 00:04:24,327 --> 00:04:27,956 Now back to the present where nothing could possibly stand in our way. 111 00:04:28,039 --> 00:04:29,040 Can't wait! Ooh! 112 00:04:31,459 --> 00:04:33,169 (BOTH GRUNTING) 113 00:04:35,171 --> 00:04:38,383 Uh, D... There is something standing in our way. 114 00:04:38,466 --> 00:04:40,009 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 115 00:04:40,385 --> 00:04:42,220 DANNY: Oh, no! Alien invasion! 116 00:04:42,971 --> 00:04:43,972 Gloopy-glup. 117 00:04:44,138 --> 00:04:46,015 -Gloopy. -(GURGLING) 118 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,520 Oh, no! Mom and Dad's anniversary ficus. 119 00:04:50,603 --> 00:04:52,021 Oh, no! Mom and Dad! 120 00:04:52,105 --> 00:04:54,816 BOTH: Gloop all day, gloop all night. 121 00:04:54,899 --> 00:04:57,193 Surrender to the gloopy's might. 122 00:04:58,027 --> 00:05:00,154 (BOTH GURGLING) 123 00:05:00,238 --> 00:05:02,365 You kiss your mama with that mouth? 124 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:04,909 Time to teach you some manners. 125 00:05:04,993 --> 00:05:05,994 (PANTING) 126 00:05:06,077 --> 00:05:07,370 (GRUNTING) 127 00:05:08,371 --> 00:05:10,832 That doesn't usually end up with me covered in goop. 128 00:05:10,915 --> 00:05:12,375 -(GRUNTS) -Gloopy! 129 00:05:12,584 --> 00:05:13,585 Time for... 130 00:05:13,668 --> 00:05:14,669 (BEEPING) 131 00:05:16,212 --> 00:05:17,213 Robo-Carp. 132 00:05:17,422 --> 00:05:19,591 Mop up these sloppy fools. 133 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:21,134 Mopping. 134 00:05:21,426 --> 00:05:22,552 (SCREAMS) 135 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:24,345 BOTH: Weak! 136 00:05:25,388 --> 00:05:26,389 (GASPS) 137 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,225 BOTH: Super weak! 138 00:05:29,309 --> 00:05:30,768 (ALL GRUNTING) 139 00:05:31,728 --> 00:05:33,354 I always knew this is how it would end. 140 00:05:33,438 --> 00:05:34,606 You tell me this now? 141 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:36,816 Well, this or trapped on a catwalk 142 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:40,236 among radioactive waste about to get eaten by werewolves on the moon. 143 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,863 -Huh? -Just a theory. 144 00:05:41,946 --> 00:05:44,157 -(GRUNTING) -Ah! 145 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,409 -BOTH: Bug! -Come with me if you wanna live. 146 00:05:46,492 --> 00:05:47,911 BOTH: We wanna live, we wanna live. 147 00:05:50,121 --> 00:05:51,414 (YELLING) 148 00:05:51,664 --> 00:05:52,999 (SIREN WAILING) 149 00:05:53,666 --> 00:05:55,001 They can drive, too! 150 00:05:55,084 --> 00:05:57,086 And they've already established a police force? 151 00:05:57,503 --> 00:05:58,504 (TIRES SCREECHING) 152 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,260 -(GASPS) -Hold on. 153 00:06:05,511 --> 00:06:06,971 (YELLING) 154 00:06:10,934 --> 00:06:12,185 (SIREN STOPS) 155 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:14,520 DANNY: What the heck is going on, Bug? 156 00:06:14,604 --> 00:06:16,523 Yeah, who are those slime sacks? 157 00:06:16,606 --> 00:06:18,316 Those were Gloopies, 158 00:06:18,399 --> 00:06:20,860 an evil spineless alien race. 159 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:24,614 Hey! Nothing wrong with being spineless. (CLEARS THROAT) 160 00:06:24,697 --> 00:06:26,407 But, uh, yeah, carry on. 161 00:06:26,491 --> 00:06:29,410 They secretly invaded Earth, then gathered up all the Captain Cakerz 162 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:31,454 and shot it into the sun. 163 00:06:31,538 --> 00:06:34,832 After that, the Gloopies proceeded to enslave humanity 164 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:37,252 and gloop over the entire planet. 165 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:40,380 All this over Captain Cakerz? Why? 166 00:06:40,463 --> 00:06:43,466 Because it's their weakness. 167 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:46,553 Whoa! It's astrophysicist and supercool scientist 168 00:06:46,636 --> 00:06:47,720 Neil deGrasse Tyson! 169 00:06:47,804 --> 00:06:49,472 N.D.T! 170 00:06:49,556 --> 00:06:50,974 Good to see you again, Future-Worm. 171 00:06:51,057 --> 00:06:53,142 What? You know Neil deGrasse Tyson? 172 00:06:53,226 --> 00:06:55,270 (SCOFFS) Yeah, of course! I love science. 173 00:06:55,353 --> 00:06:56,855 Tell him our theory, Dr. Tyson. 174 00:06:56,938 --> 00:07:00,817 Well, this alien invasion has seriously challenged Fermi's paradox. 175 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:02,235 So much that it... 176 00:07:02,318 --> 00:07:03,987 Not that theory, Dr. Tyson. 177 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:05,446 Oh, right. Sorry. 178 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:09,325 The Gloopies are pretty much just big glops of sour milk. 179 00:07:09,409 --> 00:07:11,411 What always stays crunchy in milk? 180 00:07:11,703 --> 00:07:13,329 Uh... Rocks? 181 00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:14,747 Captain Cakerz, of course! 182 00:07:14,831 --> 00:07:18,001 Indeed. We believe that if they come in contact with it, 183 00:07:18,084 --> 00:07:19,544 they'll dry out and die. 184 00:07:19,627 --> 00:07:24,048 Yeah! I even designed these sweet cereal firing weapons! 185 00:07:24,132 --> 00:07:27,135 Too bad all the Cakerz have been wiped out of existence. 186 00:07:27,218 --> 00:07:28,344 Not all of it. 187 00:07:28,428 --> 00:07:31,848 Future and I went back in time and buried a whole bunch of it in my backyard. 188 00:07:31,931 --> 00:07:33,474 -(GASP) Yes! -There's hope. (LAUGHS) 189 00:07:33,558 --> 00:07:34,767 That's what I'm talking about! 190 00:07:34,851 --> 00:07:37,228 There's no time to waste. Let's get to work on a plan. 191 00:07:37,312 --> 00:07:38,646 Oh, yeah! 192 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:39,772 -Let's go! -Hey, homie, 193 00:07:39,856 --> 00:07:41,482 I know we get to save the world and all, 194 00:07:41,566 --> 00:07:43,902 but I haven't forgotten about my promise to you. 195 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:46,696 Yeah, I'm seriously hungry, kid. So let's get on with it. 196 00:08:01,294 --> 00:08:03,463 Good luck. I'll stay here at the base, 197 00:08:03,546 --> 00:08:05,590 but I'll be monitoring your activity. 198 00:08:08,843 --> 00:08:09,844 Telepathically. 199 00:08:09,928 --> 00:08:12,680 Whoa! Neil deGrasse Tyson's telepathic, too? 200 00:08:12,764 --> 00:08:14,474 Yeah. You guys didn't know that? 201 00:08:14,557 --> 00:08:16,601 Thank you, N.D.T. 202 00:08:17,894 --> 00:08:19,729 (GLOOPIES GRUNTING) 203 00:08:20,563 --> 00:08:21,689 You ready, Fyootch? 204 00:08:21,773 --> 00:08:23,650 (SPITS) You know it. 205 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,319 (MALE VOICE READING) 206 00:08:27,403 --> 00:08:29,239 (GRUNTING) 207 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,407 (GRUNTS) 208 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:34,911 (GROANING) I can't wait. I gotta eat. 209 00:08:35,411 --> 00:08:36,955 -Future-Worm. No! -(GASPS) 210 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,457 We can't waste a single bit of that cereal. 211 00:08:39,541 --> 00:08:43,294 Remember, we must save every last bite to defeat the Gloopies. 212 00:08:43,378 --> 00:08:45,547 Okay. Gotcha. Loud and clear, Doc. 213 00:08:47,882 --> 00:08:49,133 (LAUGHS) Psych. 214 00:08:49,217 --> 00:08:50,218 (WHISTLES) 215 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:56,849 Time to balance this breakfast. 216 00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:58,893 GLOOPIES: Gloop, gloop... 217 00:08:58,977 --> 00:09:00,895 (ALL YELLING) 218 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,234 It's working! It's working! 219 00:09:06,317 --> 00:09:07,318 (YELLING) 220 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,321 (GASPS) 221 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:12,115 Mom, Dad? 222 00:09:12,907 --> 00:09:15,076 Gloopy! 223 00:09:15,159 --> 00:09:18,746 Oh, come on. Really? I'm trying to save my parents here. 224 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,624 Gloopy! 225 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:23,084 -(POWERING DOWN) -Oh, no. 226 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:25,086 (YELLS) Leave me alone. 227 00:09:25,169 --> 00:09:26,629 Danny, catch! (GRUNTS) 228 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:30,174 Take that, sucker! (GRUNTS) 229 00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:33,595 -Ooh, you got him, all right. -Ooh, nice shot! 230 00:09:34,929 --> 00:09:36,890 -(ROARS) -DANNY: It's not working. 231 00:09:37,348 --> 00:09:39,309 We just gotta hit them with more! 232 00:09:39,392 --> 00:09:40,977 Oh, no. We're out of Cakerz. 233 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:45,273 DANNY: Bug! 234 00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:47,108 Tell my story! 235 00:09:47,192 --> 00:09:49,360 I don't understand why it's not working. 236 00:09:49,444 --> 00:09:50,445 No! 237 00:09:50,528 --> 00:09:52,822 (GLOOPIES GRUNTING) 238 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,824 (SHOUTS) Fyootch! Oh, no! 239 00:09:54,908 --> 00:09:56,242 We're done for, man! 240 00:09:56,326 --> 00:09:58,620 Kid, if this is our last supper, 241 00:09:58,703 --> 00:10:00,288 let's make it breakfast. 242 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:02,290 You saved a box? Yeah! 243 00:10:02,373 --> 00:10:05,710 At least we'll go out with the sweet taste of Cakerz in our mouth. 244 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,879 (BOTH CRUNCHING) 245 00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:11,341 (GLOOPIES SCREAMING) 246 00:10:11,424 --> 00:10:12,634 Hey, what? 247 00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:14,594 That's it! The crunch is their weakness. 248 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:17,180 They can't stand the Cakerz crunch. Keep crunching. 249 00:10:17,263 --> 00:10:18,890 Mmm, give me more, then. 250 00:10:19,307 --> 00:10:20,850 Good thing I got teeth. 251 00:10:23,436 --> 00:10:25,146 (DANNY CRUNCHING) 252 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:27,815 Whoo! Yeah! Let me get my crunch on. 253 00:10:27,899 --> 00:10:29,317 (ALL CRUNCHING) 254 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,113 Yes! You made it, Mom and Dad! You're free! 255 00:10:34,197 --> 00:10:35,698 -Hello, son. -Thank you, Danny. 256 00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:38,159 Now I'm gonna need everybody to get outside to safety. 257 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:39,953 -You got it, son. -Neil deGrasse Tyson? 258 00:10:40,036 --> 00:10:41,162 You there? 259 00:10:41,246 --> 00:10:42,830 Yes, Danny. I'm good. 260 00:10:42,914 --> 00:10:45,375 Record and broadcast this crunch around the world. 261 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:46,793 You got it. 262 00:10:46,876 --> 00:10:47,961 (CRUNCHING) 263 00:11:03,393 --> 00:11:04,394 They're retreating. 264 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,730 (ALL CHEERING) 265 00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:11,901 (CROWD CHEERING) 266 00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:13,653 You saved the world. 267 00:11:13,736 --> 00:11:16,406 Here's lifetime supplies of Captain Cakerz. 268 00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:18,533 (ALL CHEERING) 269 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:20,076 You're the best, Fyootch. 270 00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:22,579 I thought there was no topping Cakerz and Starbolt, 271 00:11:22,662 --> 00:11:24,706 but it never tasted better than with you. 272 00:11:24,789 --> 00:11:26,791 I'm down with cereal that can kill aliens, 273 00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:29,335 but you kind of overhyped this frosted cardboard, kid. 274 00:11:29,419 --> 00:11:31,004 I'm sticking with chicken and waffles. 275 00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:33,548 You hear that, Doug? Get me chicken and waffle! 276 00:11:33,631 --> 00:11:35,174 NARRATOR: Future-Worm! 277 00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:38,761 Yes! It's finally here! 278 00:11:38,845 --> 00:11:40,930 FUTURE-WORM: Oh! Fu-chem rules! 279 00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:42,473 Whoa, hey! 280 00:11:42,557 --> 00:11:44,309 It's me! Professor Gigglesnorp! 281 00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:45,727 I'm in a Future Chemistry set. 282 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,145 What are you waiting for? 283 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,646 (CHUCKLES) Open this baby up 284 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:50,940 and we can get started with some chemistry-ing, 285 00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:52,066 future style... 286 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:53,193 -Oh, whoa-oh! -Sweet! 287 00:11:53,276 --> 00:11:55,111 -Oh, yeah! -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 288 00:11:55,195 --> 00:11:56,196 Anyone in there? 289 00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:58,031 Danny! Hi there, son. 290 00:11:58,114 --> 00:12:00,909 Remember that favor coupon you gave us for our anniversary? 291 00:12:00,992 --> 00:12:02,160 Yep. We're calling it in. 292 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,287 A romantic dinner. Tonight. 293 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:05,371 Oh, yeah. 294 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,123 -(GIGGLES) Come on, Doug. -Okay, dear. 295 00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:08,249 Oh, man! 296 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,960 Yep. It's legit. 297 00:12:11,044 --> 00:12:13,713 Looks like we got to get down to business and bust out our... 298 00:12:13,796 --> 00:12:15,215 Uh, chef batons? 299 00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:17,550 I don't know. I don't know anything about this stuff. 300 00:12:17,634 --> 00:12:18,635 (GROANS) 301 00:12:18,718 --> 00:12:21,763 I had to go to the year 37 AD to get this set. 302 00:12:21,846 --> 00:12:27,518 So, technically, I've been waiting 1,764 years to play with it. (GROANS) 303 00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:29,103 Whoa! Boys! Boys! Ho-ho! 304 00:12:29,187 --> 00:12:31,439 Listen. Favor coupons aren't supposed to be called in. 305 00:12:31,523 --> 00:12:32,524 It's simply not done. 306 00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:33,900 Look, I do wanna chem it up, 307 00:12:34,025 --> 00:12:36,653 but if I break my word to Mom and Dad, I'll lose their trust. 308 00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:38,863 Plus, they'll realize all my coupons are worthless. 309 00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:40,448 The entire coupon economy will crash, 310 00:12:40,532 --> 00:12:42,367 leaving me on the hook for tons of presents. 311 00:12:42,659 --> 00:12:44,536 -Okay, Fyootch, we got 45 minutes -(BEEPS) 312 00:12:44,619 --> 00:12:45,995 before we gotta have dinner ready. 313 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:47,956 So let's bang this out and get chemistry-ing. 314 00:12:48,039 --> 00:12:49,040 Right on! 315 00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:51,167 Let's see. Recipes. Recipes. 316 00:12:51,251 --> 00:12:52,877 No time for any of that stuff, Fyootch. 317 00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:54,254 We just gotta wing it. 318 00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:56,089 Okra pickles, mustard cheese, 319 00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:57,924 Tim's Tropical Tuna snacking compound 320 00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:00,260 and, of course, Captain Cakerz. 321 00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:01,636 What do they all have in common? 322 00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:03,221 They're all good! So think about it, 323 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,639 if we combine them all together, 324 00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:05,890 they'll be incredible! 325 00:13:05,974 --> 00:13:07,308 Oh, yeah! Here we go! 326 00:13:07,392 --> 00:13:08,393 (BEEPS) 327 00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:14,274 (BEEPS) 328 00:13:17,735 --> 00:13:18,778 (BEEPS) 329 00:13:18,862 --> 00:13:20,905 -(BEEPING) -Flavor town, here we come! 330 00:13:20,989 --> 00:13:22,156 (MIMICS CLANKING) 331 00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:25,118 (BOTH VOMITING) 332 00:13:25,201 --> 00:13:27,203 -(GROANING) -(GROANS) Where did we go wrong? 333 00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:29,581 You'll never get the hang of this cooking thing. 334 00:13:29,664 --> 00:13:31,541 It's too hard. Let's admit that, move on, 335 00:13:31,624 --> 00:13:34,127 and pop open this crazy chemistry thing. 336 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:37,964 Get into some protons, you know, isotopes and whatever. 337 00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:39,507 We're almost there, Gigglesnorp. 338 00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:42,135 One go-back change-o, and we'll be in isotopia! 339 00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:47,015 (WHIRS) 340 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,100 (BOTH SLURPING, VOMITING) 341 00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:52,937 (BOTH VOMITING) 342 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:55,273 Ooh, I know. 343 00:13:55,857 --> 00:13:56,858 Robo-Carp. 344 00:13:56,941 --> 00:13:58,067 Microwave it up! 345 00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:01,154 (BEEPS, WHIRS) 346 00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:03,740 (BEEPS) 347 00:14:04,741 --> 00:14:05,742 Weak. 348 00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:07,202 (VOMITING) 349 00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:10,246 (VOMITING) 350 00:14:11,623 --> 00:14:12,957 (VOMITING) 351 00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,792 (VOMITING CONTINUOUSLY) 352 00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:18,588 Gee, honey. This is great. 353 00:14:18,671 --> 00:14:21,216 We haven't had a nice, quiet dinner since... 354 00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:23,092 Uh, how old is Danny now? 355 00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:25,094 (VOMITING CONTINUES) 356 00:14:25,178 --> 00:14:27,639 Boys? Is everything all right in there? 357 00:14:27,722 --> 00:14:29,015 Everything's all right, Mrs. D. 358 00:14:29,098 --> 00:14:30,350 Tell Dougto keep his pants on. 359 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,770 -(GROANS) -What gives? 360 00:14:33,853 --> 00:14:35,897 We've done this 45 minutes a zillion times. 361 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,732 None of the foods here combine into a meal. 362 00:14:37,815 --> 00:14:38,816 (BEEPING) 363 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,401 Except one. 364 00:14:40,485 --> 00:14:43,321 How could I forget the versatile potato? 365 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,739 Take two and power a clock. 366 00:14:44,822 --> 00:14:46,241 Mash 'em up for mashed potatoes. 367 00:14:46,324 --> 00:14:48,409 Fries? (SCOFFS) Fry 'em up, son! 368 00:14:48,493 --> 00:14:50,286 -Fry 'em up! -Aw, man. 369 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:52,747 These little dudes may be big enough to power a clock, 370 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:55,250 but there's enough tate here for shoestring fries. 371 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,920 (SPITS) I love shoestring fires! 372 00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:01,172 Better living through science. 373 00:15:01,256 --> 00:15:02,257 What'd you just say? 374 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,716 Oh, nothing. Just our motto. 375 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,261 I thought you might have noticed it splashed across the packaging 376 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,388 of this handsome 100 future dollar chemistry set. 377 00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:11,015 You know, maybe the solution to all your problems 378 00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:12,517 lies inside here. 379 00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:15,061 Hmm. Maybe there is something in here that will rapid grow 380 00:15:15,144 --> 00:15:17,355 or clone or multiply those taters! 381 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,481 For the good of the meal. 382 00:15:18,565 --> 00:15:20,441 Kid, as much as I've dug hanging out with you 383 00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:21,860 though endless cycles of hurling, 384 00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:23,486 I gotta say, let's do this! 385 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:26,531 So, uh, what have you got in here that's safe for 386 00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:29,075 making our meal-o, massive-o, Snorps? 387 00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:32,495 Listen, I'm not here to tell you what's safe or not safe. 388 00:15:32,579 --> 00:15:34,956 I'm here to get you to have fun, Danny. 389 00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:37,125 You know, to use this chemistry set for your life, 390 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:39,002 you know, make it better and more exciting. 391 00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:40,712 For me to witness as an immortal from... 392 00:15:40,795 --> 00:15:42,630 Yeah, dude. Yeah. Don't need your life story. 393 00:15:42,714 --> 00:15:44,215 Just give us the potato-growth juice. 394 00:15:44,299 --> 00:15:47,719 Uh, um... How about this? 395 00:15:47,802 --> 00:15:50,513 Sodium hexa mutationide... 396 00:15:50,597 --> 00:15:51,598 Six? 397 00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:55,101 It's a future paprika, with confidence. 398 00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:57,729 Whoa! In the future, paprika can grow stuff? 399 00:15:57,812 --> 00:15:59,606 Uh, who knows? I... I don't know. 400 00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:06,863 DANNY: Whoa! 401 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:11,284 Sweet! Think he's friendly? 402 00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:12,493 (ROARS) 403 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,995 What's the deal, dude? 404 00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:16,080 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) You know what they say. 405 00:16:16,164 --> 00:16:18,666 Science is, uh, an inexact science, right? 406 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,418 -(GROWLS) -(SCREAMS) 407 00:16:21,628 --> 00:16:23,004 Time to meet my maker, 408 00:16:23,087 --> 00:16:25,381 Schleshinger-Davis Holo-Toys Incorporated. 409 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,258 -(GROWLS) -(ALL SCREAM) 410 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,095 (SCREAMS) 411 00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:33,431 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 412 00:16:34,974 --> 00:16:36,434 -Uh-oh. -(SCREAMS) 413 00:16:37,101 --> 00:16:38,102 (STOMACH GROWLS) 414 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,230 Oh, oops! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 415 00:16:40,313 --> 00:16:43,316 Uh, sounds like our stomachs are getting impatient. 416 00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:44,609 And it's not just hunger. 417 00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:46,903 Some tummy tunes are produced from the gases released 418 00:16:46,986 --> 00:16:48,321 by the bacterial fermentation 419 00:16:48,404 --> 00:16:50,490 of the undigested food in the lower intestine. 420 00:16:50,573 --> 00:16:52,325 It's a true science fact. 421 00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,452 And that's why I married you. 422 00:16:54,536 --> 00:16:55,578 -(LOUD CRASH) -(BOTH GASP) 423 00:16:55,662 --> 00:16:57,372 -(GROWLS) -Yikes! 424 00:16:57,455 --> 00:16:58,665 He's ticked, man. 425 00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:01,042 It's time for a go-back change-o! 426 00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:05,088 Dude! How are we gonna unmake dinner without the lunchbox? 427 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:09,175 By grinding it into potato salad on my titanium abs! 428 00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:10,552 (PANTING, GRUNTS) 429 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:12,387 (BOTH GRUNT) 430 00:17:13,388 --> 00:17:14,389 (GROANS) 431 00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:15,473 No! 432 00:17:15,557 --> 00:17:17,141 The chemistry set! 433 00:17:17,225 --> 00:17:18,893 Eh, and you too, buddy. 434 00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:21,145 Not cool! (GASPS) 435 00:17:21,229 --> 00:17:22,313 Oh, Brain-tingle! 436 00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:25,984 Oh, okay. Uh, let me see. A-ha! Baked potato! 437 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,944 -Fyootch, follow my lead. -You got it, D. 438 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,154 Fried spices. 439 00:17:30,238 --> 00:17:31,614 -(GROANS) -Plenty of butter. 440 00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:34,576 Wrap in foil. 441 00:17:35,535 --> 00:17:38,371 -And... -Bake at 450, 442 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,664 chive turkey. 443 00:17:43,543 --> 00:17:46,087 -(EVIL LAUGHTER) -Hot, hot, hot hot. 444 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:49,090 What... Is that amazing baked potato? 445 00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:50,884 -It's so big! -And juicy looking. 446 00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:53,052 Dig in, you two lovebirds. 447 00:17:53,261 --> 00:17:55,430 Mmm... What is... Paprika? 448 00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:57,348 Ooh, I love tubers. 449 00:17:57,432 --> 00:17:58,516 -(GIGGLES) -So yummy. 450 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,019 Turns out, cooking's a breeze when you follow the recipe. 451 00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:03,855 -You two went above and beyond. -(GASPS) 452 00:18:03,938 --> 00:18:04,939 You sure did, Danny. 453 00:18:05,023 --> 00:18:06,274 -(GRUNTS) -At ease! 454 00:18:06,357 --> 00:18:09,569 My name is General Archibald Couponocus 455 00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:12,655 of the Intergalactic Consourtium of Couponery. 456 00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:16,701 Son, for your actions to preserve the integrity and value of coupons, 457 00:18:16,784 --> 00:18:18,703 I present you with this coupon 458 00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:22,040 allowing you to avert one instance of planetary destruction 459 00:18:22,123 --> 00:18:23,499 by alien forces. 460 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,628 And there's no need to use it on our invasion. 461 00:18:26,711 --> 00:18:29,339 Because we decided not to destroy your planet. 462 00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:32,675 I'm General Couponocus, and that was my speech. 463 00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:34,677 Sweet! 464 00:18:34,761 --> 00:18:36,012 NARRATOR: Future-Worm! 465 00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:38,014 MAN: (ON TV) It's Futuary fifth, 3000. 466 00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:40,391 Today on Healing Touch with Dr. D., 467 00:18:40,475 --> 00:18:44,020 Reggie is a French cyborg whose bionic knee needs help. 468 00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:47,440 And we'll meet a worm from the future and his frozen brain pet human. 469 00:18:47,524 --> 00:18:48,775 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 470 00:18:49,192 --> 00:18:51,152 (GROANING) Brain freeze! 471 00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:54,280 My cranium's gone cryogenic, man. 472 00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:56,950 You sure this TV guy can get rid of my brain freeze? 473 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,244 (SPITS) It's the year 3000, Danny. 474 00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:01,037 You've got modern future science. 475 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,413 Dr. D is a pro. 476 00:19:02,497 --> 00:19:03,790 Guy can heal anything. 477 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,333 I love this show! 478 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:06,626 Cyborg Reggie, 479 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:09,295 are you ready for the healing touch of Dr. D? 480 00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:10,380 (MUMBLING) 481 00:19:12,298 --> 00:19:13,424 (ROARING) 482 00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:14,717 (SCREAMS) 483 00:19:16,052 --> 00:19:19,597 HOST: Dr. D has been a practising physician for over 30 years. 484 00:19:19,681 --> 00:19:23,977 He graduated second in his class at Johns Seven Zotkins Medical School. 485 00:19:25,478 --> 00:19:26,479 (ROARS) 486 00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:27,564 (DANNY SCREAMING) 487 00:19:28,314 --> 00:19:30,483 I know what you're thinking. But Dr. D is legit. 488 00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:32,777 CYBORG REGGIE: Oh, no! 489 00:19:34,571 --> 00:19:38,324 Sure, his methods may seem a bit unorthodox, but... 490 00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:39,450 (CYBORG REGGIE SCREAMING) 491 00:19:40,577 --> 00:19:42,245 -A bit? -Hmm. 492 00:19:42,328 --> 00:19:44,455 Might have got this mixed up with a different show. 493 00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:45,707 (GROWLS) 494 00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:50,753 Human Danny, are you ready for the healing touch of Dr. D? 495 00:19:50,837 --> 00:19:52,755 No, sir. Brain freeze all gone. 496 00:19:52,839 --> 00:19:54,048 All better. Watch. 497 00:19:54,132 --> 00:19:55,133 (SLURPS) 498 00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:58,094 (SCREAMS) Brain freeze! 499 00:19:58,177 --> 00:19:59,304 Ahh! 500 00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:00,597 Whoa! Coming through. 501 00:20:03,641 --> 00:20:04,934 Whoa. 502 00:20:05,018 --> 00:20:06,227 (ELEPHANT TRUMPETS) 503 00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:10,773 Oh, yes. The future's pretty wild, huh? 504 00:20:10,857 --> 00:20:11,858 (SLURPS) 505 00:20:12,025 --> 00:20:13,985 Ahh! Brain freeze! 506 00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:15,361 -Oh, weak! -(ROARING) 507 00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:16,446 FUTURE-WORM: Run, kid! 508 00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:17,530 (PANTING) 509 00:20:18,156 --> 00:20:19,157 (GROWLS) 510 00:20:35,131 --> 00:20:36,341 -Look, uh... -Shh. 511 00:20:36,424 --> 00:20:38,301 -Shh? You shh! -(WHISPERING) No. You shh. 512 00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:40,803 Look, this wasn't my fault. Must be two Dr. D's. 513 00:20:41,054 --> 00:20:42,055 (GROWLING) 514 00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:49,938 (SLURPS) Ahh! Brain freeze! 515 00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:51,022 (STOMPING) 516 00:20:51,105 --> 00:20:52,273 (FUTURE-WORM SHOUTING) 517 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:55,568 Goodbye, Fyootch. 518 00:20:55,652 --> 00:20:57,529 Think of me whenever you drink slushies. 519 00:20:57,612 --> 00:20:58,613 (ROARS) 520 00:20:59,531 --> 00:21:00,532 (SNORING) 521 00:21:02,742 --> 00:21:04,452 (GASPS) My brain freeze. 522 00:21:04,536 --> 00:21:05,537 It... It's gone. 523 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,664 -AUDIENCE: Aw! -That's right. 524 00:21:07,747 --> 00:21:11,000 The healing touch of Dr. D has cured another believer. 525 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:14,420 Nothing cures brain freeze like a cold-blooded embrace. 526 00:21:14,504 --> 00:21:16,589 His cold blood sucked the freeze right out of me. 527 00:21:16,673 --> 00:21:18,466 Told you. Nothing to worry about. 528 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:22,971 My knee pain is gone along with my knee itself! 529 00:21:23,054 --> 00:21:25,265 Merci beaucoup, Dr. D! 530 00:21:25,974 --> 00:21:27,642 Let me get on some of that dino hugging. 531 00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:29,269 Oh. Yeah, yeah. That's right. 532 00:21:29,352 --> 00:21:31,479 -(CLAPPING) -That's all the time we have for today. 533 00:21:31,563 --> 00:21:34,232 Next week, Dr. D's guest will be a man with jelly fish hands, 534 00:21:34,315 --> 00:21:36,234 and a snow man who wants a nose job. 535 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,862 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)