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《訓練手冊
現代實用近身搏擊新技巧》

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好，人對狗，我建議你擁抱新知

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維吉尼亞州匡提科
七年前

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你們每人體重約80公斤

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一隻普通的狗重量約35公斤

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所以如果你跟35公斤男對打
把一半重量用來大笑

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用所有重量狠揍那個小混蛋

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接近時要像是在打

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一個35公斤有戽斗下巴的怪男

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來談談技巧吧

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一個有效的技巧能讓你的狗對手

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緊咬住不常使用的肢體

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比如說你的左臂

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你會因此多四分鐘來狠揍他

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用你具優勢的右手

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KO，你們懂那是什麼嗎？

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就是完全擊倒，腦部受傷
就是KO的意思

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你把他腦袋打到重傷
打到他失去意識

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用狗的方法去對付狗

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打他屁股，讓他咬你不常用的肢體

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然後完全擊倒那混蛋

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一拳重擊他的狗頭

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讓他的狗腦袋重傷

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他們對打倒你訓練有素
所以我要訓練你打敗他們

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我剛才差不多都教完了

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好，請翻到第九頁

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我們來學學如何用單車撞昏女人

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孤軍雄心

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直系親屬：湯姆塔伏那

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寄件人：盧森堡警局歐本思
主旨：我要答案

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事關劍和手，請跟我聯絡

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媽，我會是唯一一個打領帶的

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你多久沒換衣服了？

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三天左右

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你多久沒請假陪你太太了？

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很久了

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那麼…

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想點辦法吧

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–你很帥
–謝謝

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走進巴黎

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去當醉鬼

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表示酒醉

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那樣好美

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朋友都在身旁

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毒品一字不知怎麼說

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但我仍保證我晚點會茫

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我不孤單

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有人會幫我一把

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朋友都在身旁

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連朗都在場

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那大概是因為

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他必須用手機追查大事

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但我不必為了工作緊張

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因為朋友都在身旁

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今天會很美好

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今天會很美好

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即使只有我打領帶

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2017年2月3日–10點08分11秒

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對了，約翰韋恩也不是

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你說什麼？

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對了，約翰韋恩當年也不是約翰韋恩

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約翰韋恩當年也不是約翰韋恩？

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他本名是麥里歐莫利森

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約翰韋恩是藝名

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他也躲過了二次大戰

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因為有扁平足

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還假裝有英勇參戰

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在我看來，他這樣有夠混蛋

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我猜

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法蘭德斯戰場上
有很多有扁平足的死人

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知道吧？別處也是

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有種…

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有種情況是年輕人

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遭遇如戰爭的一連串暴力後，患有…

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他們被壓垮了

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承受著必須表現英勇的沉重壓力

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不能顯露出個人苦難和痛苦

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這叫“約翰韋恩症候群”

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我以前有一件那種T恤

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我的運動衫…

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妳看，要鍛鍊我這殘存的右腿很痛

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因為萎縮了

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走個路都是考驗

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我鍛鍊時妳從我的表情也看得出來

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我以前引以為恥

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幹約翰韋恩

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後來我拿起麥克筆
在我說的那件T恤上

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寫“幹約翰韋恩”

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那樣一來我就能

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稍微忽略那些看我受苦的人

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你必須想辦法減輕痛苦

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否則你會精神崩潰
再也無法恢復正常

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你一定是羅伯賽伯斯坦

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為什麼？

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你是我兒子會喜歡的那一型

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好，酷

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我是湯姆塔伏那

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好，準備好了嗎？

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–對，準備好了
–好

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我們很快會知道
州政府是否准許我們提早出境

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我不想

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場地內所有人都必須全副武裝

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約翰雷克曼，願你安息

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約翰雷克曼，願你安息

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–願你安息
–願你安息

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–乾杯
–約翰雷克曼，願你安息

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嘿，朗，喝吧

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不行，我得持續追蹤這東西

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–喝一瓶就好
–我要保持清醒，不行

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–半瓶呢？
–我要保持清醒，謝謝

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當雷克曼

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最困難的地方是哪裡？

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專業術語

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指節漢普勒

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還有夯實貼片主夾具和…

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他已經醉了

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真有這種詞彙，對吧？

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–對啊
–真的有

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他很醉

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也許他會跳舞

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那可好了

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你等一下會跳舞嗎？

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我跳得還不賴耶

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什麼？你跳舞是世上最爛的耶

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我可是去過世界各地開會的

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身為未來的前任議員，你跳得最爛！

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全球最爛

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他跳起舞來像布魯斯史賓斯汀

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把《六人行》裡那個女的
拉上舞臺那樣

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–對不對？
–對，有一點

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但我喜歡

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–但我喜歡
–對！

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–我們去打一場架
–什麼？

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我們去跟另一批人打架

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另一群人

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古格里一喝酒就想打人

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你平常多文靜啊

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你平常就滿暴力的

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你醉了以後滿文靜的

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對，你喝醉時超體貼的

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我想跳舞

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媽的好啊！天啊！

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你們看

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你怎麼知道怎麼找我？

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我們當時在船上

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搭船旅行，他提過你

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酷

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你們在一起時，簡直一拍即合

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他說你們過得很開心

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酷！

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午後一拍即合

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酷

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並不十分正確，但我懂

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好好去玩吧

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好

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–嘿，老兄
–嗯，老兄

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我當時很怕

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–怕什麼？
–怕你

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你的簡訊，太誇張了

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是啊

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那實在…

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對

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我狀況很糟

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我也是

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我是指情感上

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我猜身體也不好，那…

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怎樣？

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我不知道

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我猜在某些情況下

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那樣也不壞

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哪些情況？

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想吊掛在獨木舟旁邊

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結果獨木舟卻吃不了你的體重…

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因為舟身破裂了

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那類的情況

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很高興你還在

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嘿

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“有鐘堪敲直須敲

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“忘掉你的完美獻奉

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“一切都有裂縫

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“如此才能讓光透”

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是伊卡博德教我的

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挺酷的

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伊朗代表團
要求進行外交使節待遇出境

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好

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2017年2月3日–8點27分13秒

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那一天是在哪個時間點，計畫變成

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匯集你所有的錢，去買手風琴男孩？

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雷射槍遊戲之後

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我想撤銷剛才的話，可以嗎？

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是在我們閒逛進公園之後

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我們一起進了一家咖啡館喝飲料

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之後我們又去了酒館喝酒
那是在雷射槍遊戲之前

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那是誰的點子？

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我記得是約翰雷克曼的

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我認為那天應該是約翰的點子

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我清楚記得他那天情感充沛

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也喝飽了皮爾森啤酒

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我打賭我們辦得到

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反正買一個小孩能花多少錢？
又不需要一百萬

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伊卡博德，買一個小孩要多少錢？

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不知道，我從來沒買過小孩，約翰

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我想要1800元吧，我估計的

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那我們還少100元

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我有100歐元

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酷

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不，我是說…

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我這輩子總共只有那麼多

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這是為了自由

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他媽的這就叫行善啦

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對

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他為什麼還跟我們在一起？

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我想他覺得我們是他的主人吧

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我去跟他解釋

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你會說英文嗎？

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我會說羅馬尼亞話

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不會吧

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丹尼斯，你會說幾種不同語言？

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如果有油，那我就能說那種語言

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酷

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跟他說他自由了

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他不必跟著我們，他可以自由行動了

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你叫什麼名字？

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湯瑪斯

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湯瑪斯，你可以自由行動了

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你可以走了，我們不是真的買下你

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我們買下你，你就不必把餘生

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00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,573
拿來彈他媽的手風琴了

229
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:01,953
你有沒有說他可以走了？

230
00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:05,331
–有
–那他怎麼沒走？

231
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:07,667
我不知道

232
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:12,546
也許他依戀我們之類的

233
00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:14,715
說點欺負他的話

234
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,426
比方說你根本就不喜歡他

235
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:20,179
就像電影演的那樣
把他當成電影裡的馬

236
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,347
好

237
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,267
湯瑪斯，你走吧

238
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,228
我們討厭你

239
00:20:27,937 --> 00:20:29,146
走開

240
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:33,484
你有一張…

241
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,444
醜斃了的臉

242
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,363
髮型也醜斃了

243
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:41,534
走開，小癟三

244
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,502
走開，電影馬！

245
00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:17,153
這一天有點掃興

246
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,613
是有一點

247
00:21:19,697 --> 00:21:23,284
誰想買點大麻？

248
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,619
好主意

249
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:30,499
你覺得你很會跳舞嗎？

250
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:36,839
我從沒說過我很會跳舞
我是說你很不會跳舞

251
00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:39,383
你不喜歡我的舞步？

252
00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:41,635
你根本沒舞步吧

253
00:21:41,719 --> 00:21:44,096
感覺好好

254
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:45,681
那哪叫舞步

255
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:48,809
不然是什麼？

256
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,311
約翰雷克曼！

257
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:55,024
約翰雷克曼

258
00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,819
什麼事？

259
00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:09,914
約翰雷克曼，我是密爾瓦基警局的
格倫普杜警官

260
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:13,375
可以問你幾個問題嗎？

261
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,920
糟糕

262
00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:19,381
幹

263
00:22:21,342 --> 00:22:26,013
幹，我這邊正好有事情

264
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,474
–怎麼了？
–幹

265
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:31,102
我得脫離這個狀況

266
00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:35,731
你可以對那個正常人來幾招嗎？

267
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,233
哪種招？

268
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,360
打昏他之類的？

269
00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:41,987
然後我們就可以趁亂逃離另外幾個人

270
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:45,407
因為我跑超快的
你們大概只是普通快

271
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:47,368
他們絕對沒我們快

272
00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,203
因為那人個頭超小

273
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:52,873
他得跨兩步才趕得上我們一步

274
00:22:52,957 --> 00:22:56,043
還有那個，那個人只有一隻腳

275
00:22:56,127 --> 00:22:58,796
對，好

276
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:03,384
怎樣？

277
00:23:04,677 --> 00:23:07,680
去…把那個正常人打昏

278
00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:09,473
不要

279
00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:10,516
什麼？為什麼？

280
00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:15,271
他不正常，只是有一副正常相

281
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,606
不要，我不想

282
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:21,193
嘿，古格里會動手

283
00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:28,325
他以前也氣得動手過

284
00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:29,785
嘿，古格里

285
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,124
對

286
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:36,250
–嘿…
–什麼事？

287
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:39,003
–那些人說…
–什麼？

288
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:43,674
那些人剛才說了你的壞話

289
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:44,717
他們說了什麼？

290
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:48,429
你在乎什麼事？

291
00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:51,015
–我的人生？
–對

292
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,058
我的喜好？

293
00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:54,935
好，對

294
00:23:55,019 --> 00:23:58,105
我收集、組合迷你火車模型套組

295
00:23:58,189 --> 00:24:01,442
鐵軌和縮小尺寸的複製村莊

296
00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:05,279
這些人說那簡直爛透了

297
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:06,405
這些人？

298
00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:09,325
對

299
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:14,038
對，他們說那簡直爛透了

300
00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:15,664
剛剛說的，你應該去打他們

301
00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:19,126
–說火車套組？
–對

302
00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:21,253
–怎麼說的？
–什麼意思？

303
00:24:21,337 --> 00:24:24,840
收集和組裝火車套組怎樣爛透了？

304
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:28,093
從頭到尾都爛啊

305
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:30,471
他們就是看不起

306
00:24:30,846 --> 00:24:35,768
他們就是看不起火車套組

307
00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:39,021
–去他的
–對

308
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:41,565
–對
–去他的

309
00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:43,817
是哪一個說的？

310
00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:46,320
–正常的那個
–去給他們好看

311
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:49,782
–然後我們就逃走
–好

312
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:52,534
記得我說過我們應該跟別人打架嗎？

313
00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:55,329
–就是現在了
–對，就是現在了，去吧

314
00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,541
混帳東西，火車！

315
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,527
快走！

316
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,112
他媽的

317
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:30,406
–你喜歡火車
–我喜歡火車

318
00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:32,157
你海扁他耶

319
00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:34,118
–你做到了
–大家看

320
00:25:34,285 --> 00:25:36,662
幹，不錯

321
00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:58,267
叫計程車

322
00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:04,940
上車

323
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,538
對！

324
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,873
我喜歡他！

325
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,166
該死

326
00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:23,542
–嘿！
–對！

327
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:25,711
搞什麼？

328
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:27,421
超讚的單身派對

329
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:29,381
來看看其他人跑去哪裡了

330
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:30,591
你可以閒晃嗎？

331
00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,217
可以閒晃，對

332
00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:34,219
–真怪
–什麼？

333
00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:35,346
剛才真怪

334
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:38,098
–對啊，真怪
–對

335
00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:39,391
嘿，關上車門

336
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,476
什麼？

337
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,394
關上你的門，我們開時速60公里

338
00:26:42,478 --> 00:26:45,230
–關上門
–好，謝了

339
00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:50,861
很讚的安全撇步，謝了

340
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:55,366
–什麼？
–剛才那是很讚的安全撇步，謝了

341
00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,176
班機時間

342
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,470
伊朗代表團
提早出境–通過

343
00:27:58,554 --> 00:27:59,972
幹

344
00:28:03,851 --> 00:28:06,562
我付不起房租

345
00:28:06,645 --> 00:28:09,606
–但是妳非得付房租
–不對

346
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:12,067
–可是我付不起房租
–女兒在最上面

347
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:13,235
–女兒？
–對

348
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,821
–這是那個壞人
–這是那個壞人？

349
00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:18,323
然後這是可以付房租的人

350
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,492
–是這樣…好
–好

351
00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:21,827
約翰

352
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,708
他那批人

353
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:31,503
–所有人？
–他們半夜一點要走

354
00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:33,130
–今晚嗎？
–他們要搭飛機…

355
00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:36,633
對，所有人，半夜一點離開巴黎

356
00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:39,261
–坎特瓦利
–所有人

357
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:41,263
情況變了

358
00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:43,223
我去報告湯姆

359
00:29:20,761 --> 00:29:22,095
喂？

360
00:29:25,891 --> 00:29:27,100
對

361
00:29:49,498 --> 00:29:50,999
我等一下要走

362
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:52,417
–約翰
–嘿

363
00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:53,961
–你剛才喝酒了
–對

364
00:29:54,044 --> 00:29:56,421
–而且你還吃了…
–什麼？

365
00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:58,590
止痛藥

366
00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:02,135
你神智不清了

367
00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:06,014
約翰，你神智不清了

368
00:30:06,098 --> 00:30:08,767
不需要結束的

369
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,853
我可以多待一小時左右

370
00:30:11,937 --> 00:30:15,357
一個半小時

371
00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:03,947
我馬上得起飛了，愛德華

372
00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:06,575
–今晚嗎？
–對

373
00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:07,784
是我的單身派對

374
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,328
對

375
00:31:09,494 --> 00:31:13,206
我還有45分鐘

376
00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:14,499
是我的單身派對

377
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,293
對

378
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:21,131
–你神智不清
–什麼？

379
00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:22,883
你神智不清

380
00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,968
好

381
00:31:25,052 --> 00:31:27,512
你打算怎麼辦？

382
00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,098
你在說什麼？

383
00:31:30,182 --> 00:31:33,685
今晚啊，你現在神智不清，又醉又茫

384
00:31:33,769 --> 00:31:35,604
好

385
00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:38,023
你神智不清時，就應該回家

386
00:31:38,106 --> 00:31:39,900
或者待在外頭，再喝茫一點

387
00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:42,110
但不該出去幹其他事

388
00:31:42,194 --> 00:31:43,820
我的意思是這樣

389
00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:46,073
很好的意思

390
00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:51,119
我的意思是，那你今晚打算做什麼？

391
00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:53,372
我要拿這些老鼠耳環

392
00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:57,834
這些小老鼠耳環

393
00:31:57,918 --> 00:32:00,545
–我要打破這扇窗
–約翰

394
00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:04,966
小心，老鼠

395
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:08,261
這邊

396
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:18,230
糟糕

397
00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:21,024
糟糕

398
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,280
我掉了一個老鼠耳環

399
00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:31,743
–幫我找
–你在做什麼？

400
00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:34,621
在那裡

401
00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:36,415
–酷
–你在做什麼？

402
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:38,959
我把老鼠耳環撿起來

403
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:41,837
不是，我是說你拿那些東西做什麼？

404
00:32:53,432 --> 00:32:55,434
是她

405
00:32:57,185 --> 00:32:58,520
到了

406
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,063
小心

407
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:08,238
她是誰？

408
00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:13,410
她是手指店的警察

409
00:33:13,535 --> 00:33:17,080
那家小手指店

410
00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:21,835
我要把這些老鼠耳環還給她

411
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:25,005
耳環

412
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:26,047
給妳

413
00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,592
為什麼？

414
00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:30,302
什麼為什麼？

415
00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:34,389
你為什麼要給那女人耳環？

416
00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:37,517
因為是我害她瞎掉的

417
00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:39,144
約翰，你喝醉了

418
00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:41,938
–別擋路
–不行

419
00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:44,983
我不在乎，我要把耳環塞給她

420
00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:47,444
不要塞耳環給警察

421
00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:52,824
你們有什麼問題？

422
00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:55,494
不好意思，先生

423
00:33:55,577 --> 00:33:56,828
你在做什麼？

424
00:33:58,497 --> 00:33:59,414
對不起

425
00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:01,625
你為什麼用丟的？

426
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:05,003
–那些是老鼠耳環
–什麼？

427
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:07,964
對不起，那些是老鼠耳環

428
00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:10,091
那怎樣？

429
00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:36,243
我不想讓你單獨走

430
00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:38,245
我要走

431
00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:41,331
不行

432
00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:45,585
我要走

433
00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:51,091
對，你不能單獨走

434
00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:55,178
幫助我的事，我以前跟你說過了

435
00:34:58,890 --> 00:35:03,353
對，我只是告訴你
你不能單獨走，所以…

436
00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:24,708
警察

437
00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:34,259
穿小衣的胖子