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- You know, I love it out here in the
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- morning, when everything's quiet.
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Uh, sometimes I'll just stand here
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looking at my little parking sign.
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I'll think to myself, uh,
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"Not bad for a humble frog who
grew up in a Mississippi swamp."
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[Chuckles]
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Uh-oh. [Chuckles]
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Uh, oh, dear.
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- Oh, uh...
- (Sweetums) Look out!
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There's butter on the brakes!
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There's butter on the bra-a-a-a-kes!
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- (Man) Oh! Watch out!
- Oh, no!
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- [Crashes]
- Oh, look out!
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- [Drumming]
- (Chip) Oh, my goodness! Butter!
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Oh, no!
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[Groans]
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Uh, uh, sweetums, are you okay?
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No problem, Caroline.
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Okay, somebody get sweetums
to the nurse right away.
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Uh, uh, Scooter, why was sweetums driving
around with a giant block of butter?
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Well, because Patrick Dempsey
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- got a poison ivy rash.
- Ooh.
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What, are you gonna rub
his body down with butter?
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What? Ew. K-Kermit! No! Ew!
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Dempsey canceled, so
we're filling that segment
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with Swedish Chef
carving a butter sculpture
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of Piggy's head.
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Like Patrick Dempsey would
ever let me rub him with butter.
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[Chuckles] Could you imagine?
That would [Clears throat]
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- Well, I...
- [Gasps] Ooh! Ooh!
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Mish burtiger! Der butter versh poogy!
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- Okay, okay, listen somebody help the chef
- [Groans]
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get this butter on ice, and could we ple...
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for Pete's sake, Animal,
could you play any louder?!
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Louder?! Okay!
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- [Drumming intensifies]
- No, that...
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- [Swedish chef whimpers]
- Okay, guys, I'm going to call transpo
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and get this golf cart out of here.
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Chip, could you just mop up?
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Oh, uh, I've never mopped a floor before.
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It can't be that hard.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Der butter versh poogy.
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Oh, uh, Cassandra, could you get
transpo in there to sort out this mess?
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Kermit, I need your lunch order.
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- It's Mexican. Same thing as last time?
- Yeah, that'll be fine.
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I don't remember. What
did you get last time?
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- Wha... I-I don't know.
- So, Kermit,
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we got a great sketch for Patrick Dempsey.
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- Sí.
- Oh, no, Dempsey's out.
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We're going with a big block of butter.
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Okay, we'll just tweak it.
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Piggy's having a dream
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where she's making out
with a big block of butter.
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- Hmm?
- It's actually funnier.
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- Yeah. And more realistic.
- Yeah.
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- [Laughs]
- Yeah, okay.
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- Kermit.
- Yeah?
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The truck just arrived with
Piggy's new winter wardrobe.
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- Yeah?
- But she won't let me accept delivery
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until she she approves
each shawl and shrug.
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Okay, so get her approval.
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Oh, if only it were that easy.
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- Huh?
- She's stuck in the elevator.
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Stuck in the...
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Piggy! Piggy, are you okay?
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(Piggy) This is my worst nightmare, Kermit.
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Everybody's staring at my legs.
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The one day I skip my calf
raises, and this happens.
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Don't worry, Piggy.
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I'll be right back with some emergency
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- jeggings.
- Mm.
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- There are no jeggings.
- Hmm?
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- Hope is what she needs now.
- Aah!
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Okay, okay, uh...
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- Hang on, Piggy!
- Mm. Hmm.
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Bobo, do you have any
idea what you're doing?
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[Spits] Yeah, sure, sure.
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- I was a mechanic back in the service.
- Mm-hmm.
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And if you think about it, elevators and
helicopters are basically the same thing.
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- What?
- It's all about how high you want to go.
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Oh, I'm not sure that's exactly...
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- [Screams]
- [Crashes]
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- [Screams] Piggy!
- Oh, dear! Oh, oh, dear.
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[Groans]
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Oh, no!
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Now everyone's staring at my forehead,
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and I'm overdue for my Botox!
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Uh, uh, not... not red. Ah...
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- Do... do something!
- D-d-definitely green! Green!
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- [Screams]
- Piggy!
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Be right back, Kermit.
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- Just going up to payroll.
- No, no, no! Fozzie!
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- [Screams]
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- [Crashes]
- Aah! Aah!
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- Ohh.
- I think something's wrong
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with the elevator.
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So, there was a backlash against
Mexican, and we're going Greek.
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- I... feel awful.
- [Body thuds]
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Oh, felafel? Yeah, get me one of those,
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- would you, please? And, oh,
- Okay. Falafel.
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- and taramasalata if they've got it.
- Mm-hmm.
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All righty.
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♪
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[Ding]
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ Unh! ♪
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Hmm. Time to get things started.
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Sync & corrections by PetaG
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♪ Ha ha ha! ♪
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[Whimpers]
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W-what happened?
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You fainted.
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But don't worry. I've
been cleansing your aura.
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- And I don't even cleanse my own aura.
- Hmm?
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I have a woman come in once a week.
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Now, just relax while
I take your temperature
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with this laser thermometer.
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- Aah! Ow.
- Oops. Oh...
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uh, wrong laser. Er...
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Here, I can totally soothe that burn
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with this healing crystal I got in Hawaii.
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Hawaii? Oh, I-I've been to Hawaii.
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[Whimpering]
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So now there's two places we've
both been... Hawaii and here. Uh...
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Why would I use Kermit's fainting spell
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to connect with Janice? [Scoffs]
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Love doesn't work on a timetable.
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Plus, I'm a bird of prey.
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When I see something I want, I swoop!
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Oh! Uh, uh...
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[Groans]
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- (Denise) Kermit!
- Huh?
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Oh, Kermit! Oh, sweetie.
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Oh, I came just as soon as I heard.
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I'll take it from here, y'all.
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- Ohh.
- Thank you.
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Uh, Janice.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Hmm?
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So, um... do you snorkel?
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Oh, never.
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Snorkeling's an invasion of fish privacy.
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Mm, yes, which is why I always yell,
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"Are you decent?" before
I jump in the water.
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[Laughs]
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Hmm.
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Uh...
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You're blowing this.
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Oh, Kermit, you poor thing. What happened?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Uh, last thing I remember thinking was,
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"We need a better lunch system."
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- Ohh.
- Kermie! Kermie!
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I came just as soon as I heard.
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Are you okay? I'm worried about you.
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- Yeah.
- You know what you need?
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Some time at a spa to decompress.
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- I absolutely agree.
- Oh, what do you know?
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- Well, she was agreeing with you.
- Y-yeah, I know, but I was already
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- committed, so I powered through.
- Ah...
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You know, there's a great
place just an hour from here
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- called the Malibu Yoga Retr...
- Yoga Retreat!
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That's what I was going
to... I was going to say that.
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Kermit, I insist that you
take the rest of the day off
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- and spend a long weekend there.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well... well, thank you, Piggy, but
I really... I-I can't take a day off.
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Kermit, you are always helping
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- everybody else. Hmm?
- Everybody else.
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It's time for you to finally
do something for yours...
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- me! Y-yourself.
- Yourself.
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- What is the matter with you?
- I don't know, my timing's off, all right?
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[Sighs]
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You got big mouth.
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- He fainted?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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- Hey, guys.
- What's he gonna say?
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Everybody, listen up. Uh, could I
have your attention just for a second?
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Uh, listen, first of all,
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I just want everybody
to know that I am fine.
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- Ah.
- That's good.
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Are you sure? You look a little green.
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I'm always green, Zoot.
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Oh. You look great, then.
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Uh, well, thank you, but
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uh, I've decided to take a personal day.
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And in my absence, our Associate
Producer, Scooter, will run the show.
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Come on up here, Scooter.
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Uh, oh, thank you.
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, let him through. Let him through.
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(Gonzo) You know, when
you're choosing somebody to
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handle a high-pressure job,
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you might want to go with
the guy who won't get rattled.
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I mean, I was a stunt man.
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I was shot out of a cannon
straight into Niagara Falls.
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Although, technically, I was
supposed to go over Niagara Falls.
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Always check the wind.
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Wow, this is am... I have
so many people to thank,
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um, starting with Great-Grammy
Zuzka and her 11 sisters...
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Katrinka, Madlenka...
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All right, Scooter,
that's enough. I got to go.
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And Patoonki.
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- She made good soup.
- (Zoot) I love soup.
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(Kermit) Okay, well, anyway, uh, listen,
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feel free to use my office and
my assistant, right, Yolanda?
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Oh, yeah, of course. I
love being passed around
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to any rando you put in charge.
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I do. It's my fave.
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- Hmm.
- Great.
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Okay, well, uh, have a good day,
everybody, and thank you all. Yeah.
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- Okey-dokey.
- I got this, boss.
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Don't worry about a thing.
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I can't let Kermit down. He's my father.
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Uh, uh, uh, mentor.
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Mentor. Mentor. Mentor. Mentor.
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- Hey, Carl.
- What?!
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Since today started out a little rough...
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- Yeah.
- ...I thought it'd be nice to, uh,
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treat everyone to coffee.
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I don't drink coffee!
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It agitates me!
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Well, just see what other people want.
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And, here, put it on my credit card.
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Who's Joan?
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Oh, that's my mom.
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Yeah, I'm helping her earn points
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towards a trip to Rome
for her and her boyfriend.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna pay my own way.
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Did I hear "Free coffee"?
Hey, make mine iced.
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It's a little warm in
here. I'm pittin' out.
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Yeah, you know, it is
a skosh toasty in here.
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- Hmm.
- Think I'll just turn down the A/C.
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Hey, hey, hey, ah, ah, ah.
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That masking tape is there for a reason.
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Kermit don't want nobody
touching that thermostat.
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He's a frog. He likes it swampy.
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Yeah, well, he also eats
crickets for breakfast.
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That doesn't mean we have to.
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- [Sighs]
- [Thermostat clicks]
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[Rumbling, rattling]
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It's okay. Everything's fine.
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It's just the unit kicking on.
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00:08:16,815 --> 00:08:18,015
Ah.
244
00:08:18,016 --> 00:08:19,216
[Crash]
245
00:08:19,217 --> 00:08:20,475
Aah!
246
00:08:21,178 --> 00:08:22,378
Ow!
247
00:08:22,379 --> 00:08:23,583
[Both gasp]
248
00:08:23,584 --> 00:08:25,685
[Body thuds]
249
00:08:25,752 --> 00:08:27,187
Hey, you want Starbucks?
250
00:08:27,254 --> 00:08:29,129
Scooter's mom's buyin'.
251
00:08:33,081 --> 00:08:34,281
[Thermostat clicks]
252
00:08:34,282 --> 00:08:36,150
- [Scooter whimpering]
- Mm-hmm.
253
00:08:37,235 --> 00:08:38,566
Before lunch is served,
254
00:08:38,567 --> 00:08:41,179
we're going to learn how to eat mindfully.
255
00:08:41,392 --> 00:08:44,112
Now, everyone pick up your blueberry.
256
00:08:45,475 --> 00:08:46,675
Hmm.
257
00:08:47,187 --> 00:08:48,583
Don't put it in your mouth.
258
00:08:48,584 --> 00:08:49,784
[Coughs]
259
00:08:49,859 --> 00:08:51,059
Look at it.
260
00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,362
[Clears throat]
261
00:08:52,635 --> 00:08:55,496
Take a moment to appreciate the berry.
262
00:08:56,359 --> 00:08:57,559
Hmm.
263
00:08:57,977 --> 00:08:59,399
Now eat it.
264
00:08:59,971 --> 00:09:01,830
Uh... [Blows]
265
00:09:01,831 --> 00:09:04,234
Uh, uh...
266
00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:05,717
Hmm.
267
00:09:08,145 --> 00:09:10,392
Now take a sip of water.
268
00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:16,058
So sorry. Couldn't find my flip-flops.
269
00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:18,812
And I've missed lunch, too, huh? Great.
270
00:09:18,813 --> 00:09:20,766
Oh, hey, Kermit the Frog.
271
00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,341
- Jason the Bateman.
- Hi.
272
00:09:22,342 --> 00:09:23,551
Uh, what are you doing here?
273
00:09:23,774 --> 00:09:26,273
- Um, well, my wife made me come.
- Hmm.
274
00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,626
Um, I got roped into directing "Wicked"
275
00:09:28,627 --> 00:09:30,366
at my daughter's elementary school,
276
00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:32,270
and the kids have got me
all stressed out, you know?
277
00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:34,528
It's like, "Don't ask me
what your character wants.
278
00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:36,456
You're a flying monkey.
Just shut up and sing."
279
00:09:36,457 --> 00:09:39,166
- You know, that's what I tell them.
- Excuse me. Fellas?
280
00:09:39,194 --> 00:09:40,394
What's that?
281
00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:43,508
We're not here if we're not... here.
282
00:09:44,303 --> 00:09:45,504
Sorry.
283
00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:46,806
- I get it.
- [Clears throat]
284
00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:51,911
Now, as you sit, feel your
bottom against the chair...
285
00:09:52,399 --> 00:09:54,843
the pressure, the weight.
286
00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,709
- [Sighs]
- Hey, um, you're a producer.
287
00:09:57,710 --> 00:09:59,738
Do you know a guy who can
do costumes on the cheap?
288
00:09:59,739 --> 00:10:01,510
They've capped our budget at $400.
289
00:10:01,511 --> 00:10:03,086
Why don't you just throw
in some of your own money?
290
00:10:03,087 --> 00:10:04,155
Well, that's against the rules.
291
00:10:04,156 --> 00:10:05,907
Besides, I've... I already
tried to launder a grand
292
00:10:05,908 --> 00:10:08,433
in the bake sale, and they caught
me spending $300 on a cupcake.
293
00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:09,497
- Oh.
- So that's out.
294
00:10:09,498 --> 00:10:10,698
- Shh.
- Sorry.
295
00:10:10,699 --> 00:10:11,899
Oh.
296
00:10:12,265 --> 00:10:13,665
[Sighs]
297
00:10:13,666 --> 00:10:17,053
- Hey, um, I got a costume guy.
- Yeah?
298
00:10:17,319 --> 00:10:18,519
I'll give you his number
299
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,521
right after I'm finished
experiencing my bottom.
300
00:10:20,522 --> 00:10:22,541
- I knew it. Great. Thank you.
- Sure.
301
00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:24,633
I do have to go to the
restroom. May I be excused?
302
00:10:24,634 --> 00:10:25,863
Sorry. Excuse me.
303
00:10:25,864 --> 00:10:27,133
- Hmm?
- I apologize.
304
00:10:27,134 --> 00:10:28,334
Oh.
305
00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:30,596
[Exhales deeply]
306
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,563
I'm also gonna need a really
good lighting guy, okay?
307
00:10:32,564 --> 00:10:34,323
I cannot pay him, but if he's single,
308
00:10:34,324 --> 00:10:36,042
the mother of Glenda the Good Witch...
309
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,875
she just went through
a really tough divorce,
310
00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:39,564
and... and, you know,
the cougar's on the prowl.
311
00:10:39,565 --> 00:10:40,898
You know what I mean? Yeah?
312
00:10:42,694 --> 00:10:44,114
[Sighs]
313
00:10:44,198 --> 00:10:45,616
- [Hair dryer whirring]
- [Whimpering]
314
00:10:45,617 --> 00:10:47,230
Man, you think with the A/C broken,
315
00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,099
Beaker's face would have thawed out by now.
316
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:51,893
- [Whirring stops]
- There is no colder face than freon face.
317
00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:53,547
And I know what I'm talking about.
318
00:10:53,548 --> 00:10:56,525
My experiments in cryogenics
cost me my chair at Berkeley.
319
00:10:56,674 --> 00:10:59,764
- Hmm.
- And finally, the mouth.
320
00:10:59,765 --> 00:11:01,545
- [Whimpering]
- [Hair dryer whirring]
321
00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:02,746
- Mm!
- Ohh!
322
00:11:02,747 --> 00:11:04,197
- [Breathing heavily]
- Science!
323
00:11:04,198 --> 00:11:06,783
Why me?! Why me?!
324
00:11:06,784 --> 00:11:08,251
(Uncle Deadly) I know.
I don't know. Just...
325
00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,080
- [Sobbing]
- ...keep your eyes on me, dear.
326
00:11:10,081 --> 00:11:12,023
- Keep your eyes up here. No, no.
- My babies!
327
00:11:12,024 --> 00:11:13,423
- My babies!
- No, no, no.
328
00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,430
- [Screams]
- Easy. Steady,
329
00:11:15,431 --> 00:11:16,643
- girl.
- What happened?!
330
00:11:16,644 --> 00:11:18,976
Condensation from the broken A/C
331
00:11:19,169 --> 00:11:21,637
drenched and destroyed
Piggy's new winter collection.
332
00:11:21,799 --> 00:11:23,667
- Ohh.
- This is on your head, boy!
333
00:11:23,668 --> 00:11:24,979
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
334
00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:28,950
They're all ruined, except this
blue shrug she's wearing now,
335
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,706
which, between you and me, makes
her look a little sausage-y.
336
00:11:31,707 --> 00:11:34,165
Oh, oh, oh. What if we hang them
up in the sun? Or steam them?
337
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:36,384
I hear there's a dry-cleaner
in Chinatown who's using a...
338
00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:38,162
Look at me, Piggy!
339
00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:41,214
They're gone.
340
00:11:41,852 --> 00:11:43,546
Noooooooo!
341
00:11:43,547 --> 00:11:46,104
[Sobbing]
342
00:11:46,265 --> 00:11:48,292
Oh, fiddle-faddle!
343
00:11:48,993 --> 00:11:50,819
- Whoa!
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
344
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,527
- The butter footer slipen.
- What?
345
00:11:52,528 --> 00:11:54,562
All right, everybody, I got coffees over...
346
00:11:54,597 --> 00:11:55,797
Oh, oh!
347
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,532
- Son of a... ohh!
- [Body thuds]
348
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,776
[Screams]
349
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,291
Oh. You know, according to my research,
350
00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:04,699
there is no hotter face than coffee face.
351
00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:06,607
- [Explosion]
- Whoa.
352
00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:09,457
Holy-moly. What was that?
353
00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:10,912
- [Explosion]
- Oh.
354
00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:13,855
Ohhhhhh!
355
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,261
[Gasps]
356
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,681
- Woah!
- Oh!
357
00:12:18,786 --> 00:12:21,690
[Smacks lips] Explosions! Yum!
358
00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:23,430
What is going on?!
359
00:12:23,431 --> 00:12:25,768
It's fireworks, little dude.
360
00:12:25,769 --> 00:12:30,507
Kind of reminds me of a
luau on the beach of Waikiki.
361
00:12:30,797 --> 00:12:32,232
- [Explosion]
- Whoa!
362
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,701
[Whimpers] Why are the lights exploding?
363
00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:37,303
- (Bobo) Well, when you busted the A/C...
- [Explosion]
364
00:12:37,598 --> 00:12:39,724
...all that freon hit the warm air,
365
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:42,317
- and the condensation it created...
- [Explosion]
366
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,382
...uh, triggered a power
surge in the electrical system.
367
00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:46,832
- [Explosion]
- Oh!
368
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,033
Aah!
369
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,748
Stage lighting, helicopters...
370
00:12:49,749 --> 00:12:51,152
they're basically the same thing.
371
00:12:51,153 --> 00:12:53,212
Look at me! I'm a fire goddess!
372
00:12:53,253 --> 00:12:55,033
Uh, me too!
373
00:12:55,095 --> 00:12:56,323
(Zoot) Far out.
374
00:12:56,324 --> 00:12:57,624
- [Explosion]
- Whoa!
375
00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,159
- [Metal clatters]
- Whoa!
376
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,660
- (Bobo) Whoop.
- Ha ha.
377
00:13:00,661 --> 00:13:04,096
So, uh, what's the plan there, boss?
378
00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:05,697
I broke the show.
379
00:13:06,015 --> 00:13:08,268
I broke Kermit's show!
380
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:13,447
I feel sorry for Scooter.
Being in charge is not easy.
381
00:13:13,739 --> 00:13:16,364
But you know what I learned when
I was shot into Niagara Falls?
382
00:13:16,365 --> 00:13:18,733
Sometimes, you got to ask for help.
383
00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:19,948
Yeah.
384
00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:21,780
And learn French in
case the wind carries you
385
00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:23,047
to the Canadian side.
386
00:13:23,048 --> 00:13:24,968
- Whoa!
- [Body thuds]
387
00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:27,129
- [Laughs]
- [Piggy grunting]
388
00:13:27,136 --> 00:13:28,336
[Sighs]
389
00:13:28,787 --> 00:13:32,865
(Sabrina) Let your partner's
energy move your hands.
390
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,348
Stay in the moment.
391
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:37,695
Don't think.
392
00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:40,218
Just be.
393
00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:43,694
Hey, stretch pants, can you go grab
a smoothie? I got to talk to the frog.
394
00:13:43,695 --> 00:13:45,338
- [Scoffs]
- Thank you.
395
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,800
Hi, there.
396
00:13:46,801 --> 00:13:49,854
What do you want, Jason? I already
gave you the name of my costume guy.
397
00:13:49,855 --> 00:13:51,389
Yeah, I called your friend Reggie.
398
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,600
He won't give me a deal.
399
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,309
Well, how did you call him?
400
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:55,779
We're not allowed to have phones.
401
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:58,548
Well, we're not allowed to
have pizza, either, okay?
402
00:13:58,549 --> 00:14:00,249
So what do you say we go grab a slice,
403
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,483
you call your friend for me?
404
00:14:01,484 --> 00:14:04,390
Are you crazy? If they catch us with
electronics, they'll throw us out.
405
00:14:04,391 --> 00:14:06,743
I'm already pushing it
with my sleep-apnea machine.
406
00:14:06,744 --> 00:14:08,425
Now, could you please just leave me alone?
407
00:14:08,487 --> 00:14:11,044
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
make my problems your problems.
408
00:14:11,045 --> 00:14:12,732
I apologize. I'll see ya.
409
00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,741
Notice the exact...
410
00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:17,619
[Sighs]
411
00:14:18,576 --> 00:14:21,074
I really thought I was gonna be able
to guilt you into helping me out.
412
00:14:21,075 --> 00:14:22,707
Yeah, well, I really
thought I was gonna be able
413
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,442
to resist helping you, but I can't.
414
00:14:24,443 --> 00:14:26,741
- So let's go.
- Let's go.
415
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,676
[Grunts]
416
00:14:28,677 --> 00:14:30,640
Mm-hmm. Yeah?
417
00:14:30,859 --> 00:14:33,546
Oh, thank you so much, Reggie.
You're a lifesaver. Hold on a sec.
418
00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:35,668
- Look, he'll do the costumes for free.
- Nice!
419
00:14:35,669 --> 00:14:37,577
Yeah, he just wants a
mention in the program, so...
420
00:14:37,578 --> 00:14:39,757
Oh, uh, well, you know
what? That reminds me,
421
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:42,020
I'm gonna need a program guy, too, please.
422
00:14:42,021 --> 00:14:43,021
- [Sighs]
- Thanks.
423
00:14:43,022 --> 00:14:43,922
What's going on?
424
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:44,856
- Hi.
- [Gasps]
425
00:14:44,857 --> 00:14:45,857
- Oh.
- Is that a phone?
426
00:14:45,858 --> 00:14:47,210
- Uh, uh...
- Oh, yes.
427
00:14:47,211 --> 00:14:48,199
It is.
428
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,136
No, no, no, no, no, no.
429
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:50,592
- P-please, don't kick me out.
- Yeah.
430
00:14:50,593 --> 00:14:52,464
Uh, I need to learn to manage my stress.
431
00:14:52,465 --> 00:14:54,361
And besides, I-I was
just trying to help Jason.
432
00:14:54,362 --> 00:14:55,567
- Tell her.
- Please.
433
00:14:55,568 --> 00:14:57,702
Some people just can't unplug, you know?
434
00:14:57,703 --> 00:14:58,903
It's a shame.
435
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:02,236
Sorry. If I'm home before
Monday, my wife will kill me.
436
00:15:02,408 --> 00:15:04,306
Why don't you go pack your bags, frog man?
437
00:15:04,307 --> 00:15:05,788
- No, I...
- You know what? In fact, I'll help you.
438
00:15:05,789 --> 00:15:07,190
Let's go, pal. Come on.
439
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:08,402
Don't touch me.
440
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,675
Fine.
441
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,014
- Scooter, you can't leave.
- [Door closes]
442
00:15:14,015 --> 00:15:15,264
You're in charge.
443
00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:16,950
You're better off without me.
444
00:15:17,311 --> 00:15:18,516
"Hang in there."
445
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,330
What do you know about real problems?
446
00:15:20,331 --> 00:15:21,966
You're a kitten who's a model.
447
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,102
Scooter, everyone's counting on you.
448
00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:25,723
When the Titanic was sinking,
449
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,983
the captain stayed on till the very end.
450
00:15:27,984 --> 00:15:29,493
Yeah, well, I'm no captain, okay?
451
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:31,544
I'm the other guy who
dressed up like a lady
452
00:15:31,545 --> 00:15:32,964
and snuck into the lifeboat.
453
00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:35,266
I'm ashamed, but alive. Now let me go.
454
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,835
Scooter, you're not going anywhere.
455
00:15:38,227 --> 00:15:40,077
What is the oldest saying in Hollywood?
456
00:15:40,342 --> 00:15:43,074
Uh... "This is where we
should put Hollywood"?
457
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,676
No. "The show must go on."
458
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:48,079
Well, why would you say
that before Hollywood exists?
459
00:15:48,146 --> 00:15:49,430
[Sighs] Look, Scooter,
460
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:52,632
what I'm trying to say
is... I believe in you.
461
00:15:52,696 --> 00:15:54,664
And it doesn't matter how scared you are.
462
00:15:54,665 --> 00:15:55,965
You can do this.
463
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,888
You have to do this.
464
00:15:57,889 --> 00:15:59,957
Yeah, but how am I gonna put on a show
465
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,170
when there's no electricity? Uh...
466
00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:04,461
wait a minute.
467
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,832
That's it!
468
00:16:05,915 --> 00:16:07,546
The show will go on!
469
00:16:07,547 --> 00:16:09,099
And I will hang in there!
470
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,333
- Yeah!
- Thanks, Gonzo!
471
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:11,534
Thanks, kitten model!
472
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,804
- [Laughs]
- Attaboy!
473
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:16,473
Welcome back. And for those just tuning in,
474
00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:20,684
tonight we're raising awareness
about energy conservation.
475
00:16:20,685 --> 00:16:23,246
So join me by turning off your lights
476
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,690
because lights cause squinting,
477
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:27,226
which leads to wrinkles,
which are character on a man
478
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:29,543
but get women banished from society.
479
00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:30,956
- Hmm... hey, uh...
- Hmm?
480
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,036
...great idea running the
cameras off the golf-cart battery.
481
00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:35,410
- Ah, thanks, buddy.
- Sure.
482
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,621
You see, I told you you could do it.
483
00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:39,031
You're like a Miss America winner
484
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,505
who stumbles during
the swimsuit competition
485
00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:43,645
but knocks it out of
the park in evening wear.
486
00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:44,888
Ah, thanks, Gonzo.
487
00:16:44,889 --> 00:16:46,880
Ooh. I need a girlfriend.
488
00:16:46,887 --> 00:16:48,419
Oh, hey, hey, hey. Check this out.
489
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,442
I found a band that
doesn't need to plug in.
490
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,788
- Ooh.
- I know there's no air-conditioning,
491
00:16:52,789 --> 00:16:55,273
but it's about to get really hot in here.
492
00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:58,299
Ladies and gentlemen, Pentatonix!
493
00:16:58,314 --> 00:17:01,896
♪ Tell me, am I going crazy? ♪
494
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,175
♪ Uh-huh ♪
495
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:06,011
♪ Tell me, have I lost my mind? ♪
496
00:17:06,012 --> 00:17:08,379
- So, I was thinking...
- ♪ Yeah ♪
497
00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:11,803
- ♪ Am I just afraid of lovin'? ♪
- ... I like Hawaii, you like Hawaii.
498
00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:14,328
- Maybe we...
- You're on fire.
499
00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:16,278
Oh [Chuckles] why, thank you!
500
00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:18,033
- [Chuckles]
- ♪ Yeah, uh-huh ♪
501
00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:22,833
- [screaming]
- ♪ 'Cause I can't do it anymore ♪
502
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:26,603
♪ Gimme that can't sleep love ♪
503
00:17:26,604 --> 00:17:28,031
♪ Gimme that can't sleep ♪
504
00:17:28,032 --> 00:17:29,732
♪ I want that can't sleep love ♪
505
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:32,914
Well, I know you're dying to
jump in with that bass line.
506
00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:34,741
I am not. You are.
507
00:17:34,742 --> 00:17:36,676
- I am not.
- Huh.
508
00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:38,139
- Huh.
- ♪ ...keeps me up all night ♪
509
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:43,923
- ♪ Gimme that can't sleep love ♪
- [Both scatting]
510
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:50,062
- ♪ Maybe I'm too picky, honey ♪
- [Scatting continues]
511
00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:52,299
[Sighs]
512
00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:55,101
Oh, you should be happy
they kicked you out, Kermit.
513
00:17:55,169 --> 00:17:57,510
I don't like those new-age places.
514
00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,777
They tell you to relax, and then they
stick you outside with a million squirrels
515
00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:02,951
who won't mind their own damn business.
516
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:06,012
You know, Rowlf, there
are so many selfish people
517
00:18:06,013 --> 00:18:08,208
in this world who won't lift
a finger to help anybody.
518
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:10,984
- Mm-hmm.
- Sometimes, I wish I was more like 'em.
519
00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:13,276
Oh, but then you wouldn't be you.
520
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,878
And that's no way to live.
521
00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:18,200
Took me years to accept the
fact that I'm part corgi.
522
00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:20,230
Guess that's why I can't dance.
523
00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:21,761
How do you do it, Rowlf?
524
00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:24,061
You're one of the easiest-going
guys I've ever known.
525
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,295
Well, when I'm having a tough day,
526
00:18:26,296 --> 00:18:29,799
I go home, draw myself a hot bath, get out,
527
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,400
run around the house like a maniac,
528
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:32,953
and chew on an old shoe.
529
00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:34,269
And that makes you feel good?
530
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,376
- Oh, especially the shoe part.
- Oh?
531
00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:38,991
Brings me back to a simpler time.
532
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:41,178
A-as a matter of fact,
533
00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:42,981
I got one right here.
534
00:18:42,986 --> 00:18:44,186
Want to give her a go?
535
00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:46,051
Hmm? Oh. Oh, no, thank you.
536
00:18:46,052 --> 00:18:47,772
I-I should probably find my own thing.
537
00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:48,973
Are you sure?
538
00:18:48,979 --> 00:18:50,623
'Cause this one's got an odor-eater in it
539
00:18:50,624 --> 00:18:52,322
so you get that smoky taste,
540
00:18:52,323 --> 00:18:53,831
and then the gum on the heel
541
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,575
gives it the perfect mint finish.
542
00:18:55,777 --> 00:18:57,178
You... you go ahead.
543
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,543
Okay.
544
00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,152
[Gnawing]
545
00:19:06,544 --> 00:19:08,423
- Good morning, everybody.
- What it is.
546
00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:10,024
Well, boss, it took three weeks,
547
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,227
but Patrick Dempsey's poison ivy went away.
548
00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:13,745
- Should we book him?
- Yeah, quick,
549
00:19:13,746 --> 00:19:15,441
before he rubs up against anything else.
550
00:19:15,701 --> 00:19:16,906
- (Yolanda) Hey, Kermit.
- Hmm?
551
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:19,436
Big mean Carl got into a
fight with the delivery guy.
552
00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:21,240
[Munching]
553
00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:24,712
It said, "This side up,"
and he put that side down!
554
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:25,954
[Munching]
555
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,466
- Hmm.
- Sorry about that.
556
00:19:27,651 --> 00:19:29,086
- Oh, Kermit.
- Hmm?
557
00:19:29,228 --> 00:19:31,229
- Could you talk to the FBI?
- Wha...
558
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:33,708
I was just online buying old video games,
559
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,392
not re-routing train schedules.
560
00:19:35,393 --> 00:19:38,448
- [Laughs]
- Pepe, Rizzo, stop messing with Chip.
561
00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:39,657
[Both laugh]
562
00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:41,444
- They were messing with me?!
- Mm-hmm.
563
00:19:41,445 --> 00:19:42,945
I have friends!
564
00:19:42,946 --> 00:19:44,146
Ha!
565
00:19:44,147 --> 00:19:45,631
Haaaa!
566
00:19:45,897 --> 00:19:48,290
- Oh! Toilet's clogged.
- Oh.
567
00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:49,733
Wha...
568
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,150
Look, the stress is never gonna stop,
569
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:55,954
but I love what I do and
the folks I work with.
570
00:19:55,955 --> 00:19:57,299
And I can deal with them
571
00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,473
because I finally got my
own dirty, old sneaker.
572
00:20:00,474 --> 00:20:03,141
[Chuckles] It was right there
in my backyard all the time.
573
00:20:03,459 --> 00:20:06,851
["The Rainbow Connection" plays]
574
00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:09,946
It took me a few weeks,
but I ripped out my old pool
575
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,359
and built myself a little piece of home.
576
00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:18,117
♪ Why are there so many
songs about rainbows? ♪
577
00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:19,786
(Phil) Learn a new song!
578
00:20:19,787 --> 00:20:21,240
Chill out, Phil!
579
00:20:23,177 --> 00:20:28,184
♪ And what's on the other side? ♪
580
00:20:30,352 --> 00:20:33,430
♪ Rainbows are visions ♪
581
00:20:33,489 --> 00:20:36,951
♪ But only illusions ♪
582
00:20:36,964 --> 00:20:41,801
♪ And rainbows have nothing to hide ♪
583
00:20:45,099 --> 00:20:50,926
♪ I've heard it too
many times to ignore it ♪
584
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:56,431
♪ It's something that I'm supposed to be ♪
585
00:20:57,479 --> 00:21:00,411
♪ Someday we'll find it ♪
586
00:21:00,412 --> 00:21:03,422
♪ The rainbow connection ♪
587
00:21:03,423 --> 00:21:08,307
♪ The lovers, the dreamers, and me ♪
588
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:12,111
♪ La da-da di da-da doo ♪
589
00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:19,056
♪ La da da-da da dee da doo ♪
590
00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:21,427
Hmm.
591
00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:26,950
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