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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪（改編自蘇斯博士作品）

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‪劇名：蓋伊危機

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‪講到哪裡了？

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‪對了

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‪孩子快要出生，一切看起來一帆風順

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‪可是伊貝搞砸了
‪讓蓋伊的工作岌岌可危

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‪伊貝！

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‪伊貝，給我下來，小姑娘！

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‪妳有話要跟我說嗎？

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‪有，我想告訴你
‪昨天吃晚餐的時候…

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‪關於那個遺失的享樂指南針呢？

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‪我的享樂指南針？

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‪我弄丟了

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‪但你怎麼知道？

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‪因為蘇奇雅族知道了

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‪他們在城牆上找到了

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‪真糟糕

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‪確實很糟糕！

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‪伊貝，妳到底在上面幹嘛？

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‪我可以解釋

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‪妳最好解釋清楚

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‪奶油抹下方…

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‪等等，妳吃過午飯了嗎？

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‪我不是要被罵嗎？

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‪是的

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‪但要是妳餓壞了，妳媽肯定會罵我

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‪而妳媽媽生氣的時候很可怕，伊貝

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‪非常可怕

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‪肉丸義大利麵？

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‪好？

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‪開始交代

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‪好，對不起，我偷偷溜出去

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‪我錯了

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‪但我有很多更重要的事情要告訴你

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‪蓋伊，優奇雅族不是壞人

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‪妳在說甚麼？

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‪他們是怪物！

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‪要配沙拉嗎？

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‪好！

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‪但他們不是怪物

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‪事實上，他們當中有些髮型帥氣

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‪有著深情的眼睛和對詩詞的熱情

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‪妳跟敵人做朋友？

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‪不，呃…是的

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‪是的

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‪我認識了一個叫路卡的優奇雅人

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‪但他們不是敵人，蓋伊

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‪這才是重點

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‪我們要告訴蘇奇雅族
‪優奇雅族其實也是好人

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‪我們要…

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‪宣揚開去！

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‪我們一直誤解了蘇奇雅人

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‪他們也一直誤解了我們

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‪你們蘇奇雅人有甚麼了解？

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‪伊貝告訴我蘇奇雅有多美好

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‪還有兩族是多麼相似

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‪這是蘇奇雅支持者的謊言！

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‪爸，我告訴你兩族的鬥爭
‪只是源於對一塊吐司的誤解

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‪-兩族其實能和平共處
‪-和平共處！

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‪和平共處？

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‪不要傻了

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‪帕馬森起司？

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‪好，謝謝

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‪覺得夠了就告訴我吧

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‪-認真呢？妳是要多少起司…
‪-夠了！

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‪我對妳很失望，伊貝

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‪我信任妳，讓妳自己一個探索蘇奇雅

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‪結果妳怎麼報答我？

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‪背著我，做違法的事

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‪讓我們面臨危機

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‪對不起，蓋伊

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‪我知道這份工作對你意義非凡

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‪別說我了！

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‪我要賺錢養家啊

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‪我知道，但你不相信我也可以

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‪我和路卡會在日落時份
‪到城牆上的柳橡樹下見面

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‪你過來親自看看

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‪要見優奇雅人？你別想見任何人…

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‪或去任何地方！

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‪尤其是別想去見一個
‪奶油抹在下方的雙面間諜

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‪她是想用蘇奇雅的思想，把你洗腦！

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‪-爸，她不是…
‪-回去房間！

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‪你不能去見她！

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‪就這樣

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‪你以為了

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‪你不能去見他

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‪講完！

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‪你會幫著蘇奇雅人

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‪是因為只有他們不介意
‪你那些爛發明一直爆炸！

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‪唉呀，真傷人

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‪雖然眼前這家人的紛爭，惹人心碎

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‪我們的母子間諜二人組卻一帆風順

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‪好，山姆，我們去救你的朋友吧

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‪（粉紅色）

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‪（一群鵝）

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‪（芹菜）

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‪（加拿大！）

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‪我們讓這些守衛一睡不起吧

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‪再高一點，高一點

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‪對，就是這裡

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‪甘菊茶？

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‪我好放鬆

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‪不要！

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‪要記得補水，祝你愉快

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‪（前門）

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‪（限制區域，危險，紗線陣！
‪你不會看字嗎？）

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‪我也會玩！

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‪熊媽媽…轉轉身

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‪熊寶寶…碰地下

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‪熊媽媽…高踢腳

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‪熊寶寶…一字馬！

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‪熊媽媽和熊寶寶一舉成名

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‪其他間諜二人組望塵莫及

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‪哇，又哪招？妳看！

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‪翻繩遊戲！

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‪準備，瞄準…

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‪射我出去吧，媽媽！

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‪爽啊！

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‪輕鬆

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‪如刀子般劃破長空

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‪-接住你了！
‪-媽咪！

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‪怎麼回事？

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‪等等

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‪守衛盯上我們了

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‪是嗎？

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‪抓到了！

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‪甚麼…

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‪-好
‪-嘿哈！

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‪-我看看
‪-驢驢

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‪-哈囉
‪-驢驢

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‪看來沒有問題

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‪驢驢…

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‪成功了

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‪我坐在椅子上不行嗎？

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‪不行，我不會再讓妳離開我的視線

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‪如果你是因為享樂指南針的事生氣
‪那何不把真相告訴蘇奇雅族？

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‪他們肯定會理解的

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‪不用擔心享樂指南針的事
‪我已經處理好了

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‪甚麼意思？

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‪蓋伊

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‪蓋伊，謝謝你的幫忙

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‪我們根據你女兒提供的情報
‪抓到入侵者了

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‪糟糕了

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‪路卡被抓了，這都是她繼父的錯

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‪蓋伊怎能這麼做？
‪難道他沒有羞恥心嗎？

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‪你說得沒錯

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‪這小伙子的眼睛真是深情

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‪路卡臉上帶著甚麼表情？
‪伊貝非常不安

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‪我不是故意的

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‪那表情是代表憤怒
‪背叛，還是失望？

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‪你和你的女兒是真正的蘇奇雅人

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‪我別無選擇，伊貝

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‪不這麼做，他們就會把妳關起來

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‪我一定要保護妳

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‪我在這個爛地方裡唯一的朋友
‪就因為你而被抓了！

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‪現在路卡還覺得是我背叛了他！

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‪他肯定會理解

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‪我看到他臉上的表情

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‪他恨死我了！

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‪小聲吧，被蘇奇雅人聽到怎麼辦？

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‪我不在乎！

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‪我因為相信你
‪才會把路卡的事告訴你

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‪我不會再信任你了

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‪伊貝！

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‪伊貝！

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‪等等，不要跑！

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‪妳怎會跑得這麼快？

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‪蓋伊讓她免受牢獄之災了
‪但又犧牲了甚麼？

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‪現在伊貝受不了他，他的女兒…

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‪-不見了？
‪-伊貝

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‪蓋伊也不見了？等等！

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‪好擔心

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‪你們是誰？

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‪是誰抓了他們？

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‪謝天謝地，只是…

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‪山姆！

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‪來抱一個吧，蓋伊

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‪團抱時刻啊！

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‪你沒事就好了，山姆！

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‪我也是

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‪我當然不會有事了，小傻瓜

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‪我和媽媽在一起啊

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‪她畢竟是國際大間諜
‪兼保護山姆安全的女王

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‪嗨

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‪我還擔心你們會有事

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‪我們過得很好

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‪老實說，我現在安全感大增

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‪謝謝你來找我啊，山姆
‪帕姆，還有…

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‪沒有，山上一個人都沒有！

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‪不客氣

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‪可以進去了！

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‪這是甚麼鬼？

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‪我間諜集團的安全屋

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‪在任務出狀況時，可以過來避難

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‪以間諜屋來說，裝潢還真不像

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‪我提出過裝潢上的建議
‪可是他們不聽

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‪保險櫃…保證安全！

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‪妳知道那代表甚麼吧，媽媽

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‪距離任務完成，只差一步，兒子

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‪對了，明天成功拯救優奇雅人
‪妳就可以繼續當間諜了

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‪沒有人可以冷藏間諜媽媽啊

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‪完美著地

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‪10分滿分，我給11分

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‪為紀念完美著地
‪來一次勝利握手？

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‪還要問嗎？

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‪是不是很好玩？

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‪蓋伊，你看！

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‪你們已經密不可分了，是不是？

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‪對，我和媽媽是彼此的摯愛

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‪-對
‪-就像你和伊貝

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‪既然我最心愛的人都聚首一堂了

213
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,000
‪我提議來一場…

214
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:51,250
‪睡衣派對？

215
00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:59,083
‪不要有壓力，但這是我的計劃

216
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:02,208
‪吃爆米花、玩真心話大冒險、編辮子

217
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:05,041
‪媽媽為我們做綠雞蛋和火腿

218
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,833
‪好吧，我還是要對你們施點壓力

219
00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:10,708
‪山姆，不行，我要回去工作

220
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:14,125
‪多奇思可能已經準備
‪把我的工作派給其他人做了

221
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:18,041
‪再說，你媽媽應該沒興趣搞睡衣派對

222
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,250
‪我們來編辮子吧！

223
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,500
‪開始囉！

224
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,500
‪（誰維爾誰加大與他的管弦樂團）

225
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:27,875
‪我要做第一個！

226
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,875
‪我要黃色珠子

227
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,833
‪在這裡搞睡衣派對真奇怪

228
00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:37,583
‪對，不知道路卡今晚會睡在哪裡呢？

229
00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,333
‪等等，我記得了，監獄裡！

230
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,333
‪哞勒卡哞安全了！

231
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,916
‪不會把他們炸翻

232
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,083
‪但伊貝和蓋伊之間的炸彈
‪又會不會爆炸呢？

233
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:55,416
‪乾…

234
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,500
‪-把它喝光吧，帕姆！
‪-好樣的！

235
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,625
‪-厲害！
‪-我…

236
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,041
‪無言了！

237
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:08,250
‪我的媽媽
‪妳真是真心話大冒險的女王！

238
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,250
‪好了，蓋伊

239
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,541
‪我問你

240
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:15,666
‪這應該是…
‪40年來沒有人問過你的大問題

241
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,916
‪80年來？我其實不知道你幾歲

242
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,083
‪剛想到這一點

243
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,833
‪言歸正傳，真心話，還是大冒險？

244
00:14:22,916 --> 00:14:23,833
‪真心話

245
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:28,833
‪你踏進無聊的水坑囉！

246
00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:30,208
‪真的

247
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:34,750
‪不只無聊，是超級無聊

248
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,166
‪拜託，蓋伊

249
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,875
‪我媽雖然是冒險大師

250
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:40,208
‪你可能不敢嘗試，怕丟臉

251
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,666
‪但怎麼不試試來一次“大冒險”呢？

252
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,083
‪-我賭你不敢
‪-不要

253
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,125
‪先等等

254
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,416
‪讓他選真心話吧
‪我想到一個完美的問題

255
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,833
‪是嗎？好極了

256
00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:55,375
‪來吧，伊貝，隨便發問

257
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,000
‪好，蓋伊，要說真心話

258
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,041
‪你甚麼時候變得

259
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,208
‪這麼智障！

260
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:05,541
‪甚麼？

261
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,833
‪伊貝！

262
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,916
‪噢，該睡覺了

263
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,250
‪來吧，山姆，我們幫彼此刷牙吧

264
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,416
‪不要

265
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,958
‪真心話大冒險是不能中途退出的

266
00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:20,916
‪這次就當作是例外吧

267
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,708
‪這好像是他們的…家事

268
00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:26,041
‪沒事，我會回答

269
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,041
‪有意思

270
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:35,291
‪我一直這麼…那個
‪是因為我有很多事情要煩惱

271
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:40,125
‪我壓力很大
‪要保護妳，同時要賺錢養家

272
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,875
‪尤其是現在…

273
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,375
‪現在怎樣？

274
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,625
‪沒事

275
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,833
‪不，你一定要講真心話，蓋伊

276
00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:47,958
‪告訴我

277
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,166
‪尤其是…

278
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:54,541
‪妳媽媽懷上寶寶了

279
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,333
‪懷上寶寶了？

280
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,125
‪小寶寶！

281
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:05,708
‪綠雞蛋和火腿，每人一份！

282
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,208
‪現在不是慶祝的時候，山姆

283
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,750
‪-她要生寶寶！
‪-恭喜你，蓋伊

284
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,708
‪歡迎成為家長

285
00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:14,416
‪我早就是一位家長了，我有伊貝

286
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,625
‪寶寶！

287
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:18,708
‪我們要生孩子了

288
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,958
‪我不想在這個情況下告訴妳

289
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,250
‪米雪莉肯定會希望能在場，可是…

290
00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:28,750
‪可是…妳要成為大姊姊了，伊貝

291
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,291
‪我提議把孩子叫做“山姆”！

292
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,208
‪等等，是男嬰還是女嬰？

293
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,583
‪沒關係，“山姆”男女都合用

294
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:41,208
‪伊貝，妳在想甚麼？
‪告訴我吧，求求妳了

295
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:45,791
‪真心話大冒險？到我了，我選真心話

296
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,625
‪你肯定會是一個差勁的爸爸

297
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,208
‪因為你對我很差勁

298
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,375
‪等等，我是不是錯過甚麼了？

299
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,000
‪我要去我的房間了！

300
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:04,083
‪那是洗手間

301
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,583
‪這也是洗手間

302
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,333
‪我去跟她談談吧

303
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,166
‪不，她相當生氣

304
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,500
‪不如讓我去跟她談吧
‪女生跟女生比較好談

305
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:35,458
‪我是琳達史華滋醫生

306
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,208
‪好

307
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,125
‪幫我來幫妳來幫我們來

308
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,333
‪幫他們來幫其他人！幫…

309
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:44,541
‪孩子啊

310
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:48,083
‪他們有情緒

311
00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:50,166
‪還有思想

312
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:54,541
‪為世界帶來和平
‪還比當父母來得輕鬆

313
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:57,375
‪妳真心認為妳的任務
‪會帶來世界和平？

314
00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:01,000
‪對，我們明天就把哞勒卡哞
‪交給優奇雅人

315
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,791
‪這樣大家就可以和平地吃吐司了

316
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,875
‪蘇奇雅人的奶油抹在上方
‪優奇雅人的奶油抹在下方

317
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,375
‪妳搞錯了

318
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,666
‪優奇雅人是把奶油抹在上方的

319
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,916
‪妳不是效忠他們的嗎？

320
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,833
‪對…

321
00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:20,750
‪我只想盡快離開這場奶油戰役

322
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,708
‪回到以前的生活

323
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,708
‪生活不會跟以前一樣

324
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:25,916
‪妳現在有山姆了

325
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,833
‪當然

326
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:33,000
‪那任務結束後，你們有甚麼打算？

327
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,083
‪我…

328
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,208
‪我不…

329
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,500
‪之後再算

330
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,416
‪帕姆到底在不在乎這場奶油糾紛？

331
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:44,625
‪更重要的

332
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,500
‪是她會不會繼續陪伴山姆？

333
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:51,416
‪幫陌生人來幫我來幫…

334
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,833
‪山姆，夠了

335
00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:54,791
‪這事你幫不了忙

336
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:57,625
‪我是不行，但如果是…

337
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,541
‪我的朋友呢？

338
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:01,875
‪他是尬伊！

339
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,666
‪妳看，這是她女兒，伊浿

340
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:17,583
‪還有母親，咪雪梨

341
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,083
‪天啊

342
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,833
‪這位是尬伊和咪雪梨的新寶寶

343
00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:25,583
‪先叫他山姆吧，純屬好玩

344
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,500
‪好了，簡簡單單的公仔家庭

345
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:33,833
‪他們跟妳家的情況完全沒有關係

346
00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:36,666
‪但妳怎麼想？伊浿

347
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:47,000
‪伊浿有話想跟尬伊說嗎？

348
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,208
‪我知道妳想做甚麼，史華滋夫人

349
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,708
‪抱歉，史華滋醫生

350
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:57,708
‪對了，史華滋夫人是我爸爸

351
00:19:57,791 --> 00:19:59,750
‪但這樣是沒用的

352
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,416
‪而且不只是寶寶的事

353
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,750
‪我的繼父背叛我
‪讓我的朋友陷於危險

354
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,375
‪我…

355
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,958
‪叫我怎麼原諒他？

356
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:17,750
‪伊貝，不要放棄蓋伊

357
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,958
‪我知道他是有點不太好相處

358
00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:21,875
‪有點而已？

359
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:25,125
‪好吧，他是超級難相處

360
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,333
‪但我沒有放棄
‪最後他成為我最好的朋友了

361
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:31,291
‪我也沒有放棄媽媽
‪看我們現在多融洽

362
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:34,291
‪妳愛一個人的話，就必須不斷嘗試

363
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:35,625
‪永遠不要放棄

364
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:37,500
‪謝謝你，山姆

365
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,708
‪但我不像你那樣

366
00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:41,500
‪有開明的父母

367
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,166
‪也不像你有一堆奇怪的公仔

368
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,541
‪這是我親手做的，妳敢信嗎？

369
00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,958
‪壞消息

370
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,125
‪琳達醫生也救不了

371
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,291
‪應該只有時間才能彌補了

372
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:07,041
‪還要配上冰淇淋

373
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,666
‪我看一下冰箱會不會有

374
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,416
‪媽媽真懂

375
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,541
‪不好說

376
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:18,833
‪別人的家事，我不方便插手

377
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,333
‪蓋伊？

378
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:24,625
‪我是尬伊，跟你完全沒有關聯

379
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:27,208
‪我不想把想法告訴山姆

380
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,291
‪不！

381
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,500
‪好了…

382
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,250
‪只是你媽媽…

383
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:37,166
‪我們剛才在談優奇雅人和蘇奇雅人

384
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:41,541
‪帕姆連兩個國家
‪分別怎麼抹奶油也不知道

385
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,333
‪這很容易搞混吧

386
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:45,666
‪抹上？抹下？超混亂的

387
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,833
‪這是至關重要
‪而她好像一點也不在乎

388
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:52,875
‪她只想為金主完成任務

389
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,458
‪而不顧對方好壞

390
00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:58,625
‪我媽媽是一個好人
‪她不會為壞人效力

391
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,791
‪山姆，你太天真了

392
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,166
‪你不會懂的，蓋伊

393
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,625
‪你沒看到我們出任務的時候多認真

394
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:21,416
‪我們的任務可說是大成功

395
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,208
‪好，但等到沒任務的時候又怎麼樣？

396
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:27,166
‪我們會幸福美滿地生活下去

397
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,458
‪每餐吃著綠雞蛋和火腿？

398
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,458
‪理想情況下，是的

399
00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:33,500
‪前題是要她做給我吃

400
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,541
‪她還沒做給你吃？

401
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,916
‪還沒有

402
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,708
‪你懂我意思嗎？
‪那是你的夢想，她卻一拖再拖

403
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:44,291
‪她忙著執行任務

404
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:46,333
‪但等我們一起生活後，她肯定…

405
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:47,750
‪你要住在哪裡？

406
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:48,750
‪跟我媽一起住

407
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:52,166
‪-那她是要搬到格魯夫斯堡嗎？
‪-我不知道

408
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,291
‪-還是你搬去她的家？
‪-這個…

409
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,333
‪帕姆到底住在哪裡？

410
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,333
‪她有空間給你住嗎？還有…

411
00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,000
‪我不知道，好嗎？

412
00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:01,541
‪我們都還沒談過

413
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,916
‪我們沒有談過之後的事

414
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,333
‪那你覺得原因是甚麼？

415
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:09,041
‪因為她會丟下你

416
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,333
‪像以前一樣

417
00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,208
‪對不起，山姆，我知道很難接受

418
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:19,083
‪我只是想保護你
‪免受帕姆和這件事情傷害

419
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,791
‪我們把哞勒卡哞交給蘇奇雅族

420
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:24,125
‪然後向多奇思解釋一切吧

421
00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:25,583
‪她會知道要怎麼做

422
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:28,458
‪之後我們就可以翻篇了

423
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,625
‪我向你保證

424
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:45,750
‪（誰維爾誰加大與他的管弦樂團）

425
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:59,458
‪（叫蓋伊的人，自己滾開！）

426
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:03,083
‪把東西收拾好，伊貝

427
00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:05,791
‪我們黎明時份就回去蘇奇雅

428
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:09,000
‪山姆會一起來，在那裡會很安全

429
00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,125
‪那帕姆呢？

430
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:24,791
‪帕姆不是我們想像中那樣的

431
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,875
‪她不會一起來

432
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,541
‪所以讓我恨你還不夠

433
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:32,291
‪你還讓山姆憎恨自己媽媽了？

434
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,500
‪很明顯，你完全沒有聽我講話

435
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,333
‪可憐的蓋伊

436
00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:45,750
‪他一心想拯救大家

437
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:49,208
‪卻讓繼女更加憎恨他

438
00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:53,958
‪（超級無敵夜）

439
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,125
‪該走了

440
00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:11,583
‪甚麼？

441
00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:14,666
‪山姆選擇相信自己媽媽
‪而不是他的好朋友？

442
00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:17,875
‪接下來呢？

443
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:21,583
‪等等，不行，不能就這樣結束啊！

444
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:09,541
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