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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪（根据苏斯博士的著作改编）

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‪剧名：盖伊危机

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‪我们说到哪儿？

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‪哦 对了

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‪有个宝宝要出生了
‪一切看起来都很好

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‪直到伊丽让盖伊的工作差点泡汤

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‪伊丽！

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‪伊丽 快下来 小姑娘！

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‪你有什么要告诉我的吗？

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‪是的 我想告诉你 昨晚吃饭时…

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‪也许是指乐针丢了？

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‪我的指乐针？

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‪我弄丢了

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‪但是你怎么知道的？

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‪我能知道是因为足奇雅都知道了！

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‪他们在城墙上面找到的

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‪我的天

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‪说“我的天”就对了

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‪你去那上面做什么？伊丽

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‪我可以解释

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‪哦 你最好能解释清楚

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‪黄油面朝下！黄油面朝下！

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‪等等 你吃过午饭了吗？

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‪我以为我要受惩罚

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‪是的

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‪但是如果把你饿着了
‪你妈妈就要让我受惩罚了

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‪你妈妈有时候
‪会变成一个可怕的女人 伊丽

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‪很可怕

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‪意呆利面和麦球？

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‪可以？

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‪现在开始解释吧

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‪好吧 很抱歉偷偷溜了上去

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‪那是不对的

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‪但是有一件很重要的事我必须告诉你

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‪盖伊 优奇雅人并不坏

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‪你在说什么呢？

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‪他们是怪物！

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‪来点配菜沙拉？

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‪好！

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‪但是他们不是怪物

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‪事实上 他们有些人有着最酷的发型

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‪深情的眼神 还有对诗歌的热情

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‪你是在和敌人友好相处吗？

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‪没有！好吧 是的

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‪是的

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‪我遇到了一个叫洛卡的优奇雅人

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‪但是他们不是敌人 盖伊

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‪这才是重点

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‪我们需要告诉足奇雅人
‪优奇雅人也是好人

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‪我们必须…

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‪…告诉全世界！

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‪我们这么长时间
‪对待足奇雅的看法都是错的

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‪他们对我们的看法也是

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‪对于足奇雅你又知道什么？

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‪伊丽把这一切告诉了我 那边有多好

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‪足奇雅人和我们有多么相似

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‪这是从通敌者那里的道听途说！

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‪我告诉你吧 爸爸
‪这都是关于吐司的一场天大误会

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‪-是可以实现世界和平的
‪-世界和平！

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‪世界和平？

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‪别天真了

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‪现磨帕尔马干酪？

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‪好的

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‪你说好了我就停！

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‪-说真的 你要多少芝士…
‪-好了！

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‪我对你很失望 伊丽

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‪我信任你 让你自己探索足奇雅

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‪你是怎样回报我的？

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‪背着我偷偷干坏事 违反法律

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‪让我们两个陷入危险

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‪我很抱歉 盖伊

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‪我知道这个工作对你很重要

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‪忘了我吧！

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‪我还有家要养

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‪我知道 但你不必相信我的话

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‪日落时在大橡树下
‪我要去城墙顶上去见洛卡

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‪你自己来看看

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‪去见一个优奇雅人？
‪你不能去见任何人…

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‪…任何地方都不行！

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‪尤其是黄油朝下涂的奸诈小人

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‪她尝试用足奇雅式的宣传
‪荼毒你的思想！

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‪-爸爸 她没有…
‪-现在回你房间去！

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‪你不准去见她！

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‪这是最后决定

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‪那是你的想法

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‪你不准去见他

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‪这个话题到此为止了！

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‪你选择足奇雅这边的唯一原因

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‪就是因为他们是唯一不关心
‪你的愚蠢发明全都会爆炸的人！

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‪哦 这话好狠

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‪当一个家庭正在因为他们的挣扎
‪受到伤害

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‪我们的母子组合正在行动！

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‪好了 山姆 是时候拯救你的朋友们了

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‪（粉色）

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‪（一群）

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‪（芹菜）

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‪（加拿大！）

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‪我们来让这些家伙睡去吧

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‪再高一点 高一点

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‪哦 就是这里

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‪洋甘菊茶？

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‪我太放松了

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‪不！

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‪记住 要给他们的肌肤补水
‪双手合十问好

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‪（正门）

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‪（限制区 危险 纱线场！
‪你读不懂吗？）

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‪对 我也是

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‪熊妈妈、熊妈妈 转过身

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‪熊宝宝、熊宝宝 脚点地

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‪熊妈妈、熊妈妈 来个高踢腿

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‪熊宝宝、熊宝宝 来劈个叉

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‪熊妈妈和熊宝宝名声大噪

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‪其他侦探组合都甘拜下风

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‪哇 现在呢？哦 快看！

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‪翻花绳！

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‪准备 瞄准…

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‪发射我 妈妈！

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‪哦耶！

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‪喂！轻而易举

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‪我像尖刀一般切过空气

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‪-接住你了！
‪-妈妈！

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‪发生什么了？

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‪等一下

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‪他们发现我们了

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‪真的吗？

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‪找到你了！

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‪什么…

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‪-好吧
‪-吁！

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‪-看这里
‪-驴驴

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‪-对
‪-驴驴

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‪没事了

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‪傻驴驴

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‪我们成功了

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‪我就不能坐椅子上吗？

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‪不行！我不会让你再离开我的视线了

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‪如果这是因为指乐针
‪为什么你不跟足奇雅人说实话呢？

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‪我肯定他们会理解的

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‪别担心指乐针了 我已经处理好了

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‪那是什么意思？

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‪嗨 盖伊！

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‪嗨 盖伊 谢谢你的帮助

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‪我们在你女儿说他会出现的地方
‪抓到了入侵者

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‪哦 不

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‪洛卡被逮捕了 而这要怪她的继父

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‪盖伊怎么能这么做？
‪他不感到羞耻吗？

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‪你说得对

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‪这孩子的眼神很深情

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‪洛卡的表情是什么意思？
‪伊丽心神不宁

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‪我不是故意的

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‪她看到的是愤怒、背叛还是悲伤？

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‪你和你女儿都是真正的足奇雅人

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‪我别无选择 伊丽

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‪不然的话 他们就会把你关起来

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‪我必须保护你

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‪我在这个蠢地方唯一的朋友
‪因为你被抓起来了！

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‪现在洛卡觉得我是出卖他的人！

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‪我肯定他会理解的

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‪我看到他脸上的表情了

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‪他恨我！

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‪拜托 安静点 万一足奇雅人听到呢？

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‪我不在乎！

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‪我告诉你洛卡的事
‪是因为我信任你！

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‪我再也不会犯这种错误了

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‪伊丽！

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‪伊丽！

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‪等等 停下！

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‪你怎么跑这么快？

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‪盖伊把她从危险中救了出来
‪但代价是什么呢？

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‪现在伊丽不再信任他 他的女儿…

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‪-丢了？
‪-伊丽！

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‪现在盖伊也丢了？等等！

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‪我好担心

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‪这些人是谁？

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‪谁抓走了他们？

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‪哦 谢天谢地 只是…

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‪山姆！

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‪过来这里 盖伊

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‪这是个团队拥抱的时刻！

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‪我真高兴你还安全 山姆！

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‪我也是

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‪我当然安全了 你这只傻猫鼬

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‪我和我妈妈一起

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‪你知道 国际超级间谍
‪以及保护山姆安全的女王

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‪嗨

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‪我很担心你们会不安全

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‪我们超级安全

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‪实际上 我现在感觉安全多了

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‪谢谢你们关心我 山姆、帕姆 还有…

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‪没有了！
‪这个山上是没有别的人关心我了

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‪不客气

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‪我们进来了！

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‪（安全的家）

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‪这是什么？

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‪我间谍集团的安全屋

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‪哇

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‪当在任务中遇到危险时的藏身之处

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‪哇

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‪对于间谍的房子来说 印花也太多了

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‪我给出了一些设计的建议
‪被他们无视了

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‪安全、安全、安全
‪在安全的保险箱中很安全

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‪你知道那是什么意思 妈妈

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‪距离完成任务又近了一步 儿子

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‪没错！明天我们就能
‪拯救优奇雅人和你的工作

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‪因为没人会让宝贝和妈妈间谍组合
‪坐冷板凳

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‪-哈！
‪-完美着陆

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‪满分10分 给你11分

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‪为庆祝完美着陆来一次胜利握手？

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‪还用问吗？

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‪是不是很好玩？

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‪盖伊 看！

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‪你们两个现在很亲密 是吧？

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‪是的 我和妈妈现在是彼此的最爱

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‪-是的
‪-就像你和伊丽一样

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‪因为我终于能和我喜欢的所有人
‪重新欢聚一堂

216
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,000
‪我建议来一次

217
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:51,250
‪睡衣派对？

218
00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:59,083
‪别有太大压力
‪但这是我想象中的场景

219
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:02,208
‪爆米花、真心话大冒险、梳理毛皮

220
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:05,041
‪妈妈手法的绿鸡蛋和火腿

221
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,833
‪其实 对 我在施加压力

222
00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:10,708
‪山姆 我不行  我要回去工作

223
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:14,125
‪我们在说话的时候
‪多奇思可能就会把我的工作给别人

224
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:18,041
‪再说 我肯定你妈妈
‪对于睡衣派对毫无兴趣

225
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,250
‪我们来开始梳毛吧！

226
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,500
‪来吧！

227
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,500
‪（谁维尔·谁加特！
‪和他的管弦乐队）

228
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:27,875
‪我先来选！

229
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,875
‪请用黄色珠子

230
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,833
‪在这个地方开睡衣派对有点奇怪

231
00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:37,583
‪是啊 真不知道
‪洛卡今晚睡在哪儿呢 是吧？

232
00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,333
‪哦 等等 我想起来了 监狱里！

233
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,333
‪穆拉卡慕安全了！

234
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,916
‪不会把大家炸上天了

235
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,083
‪但是伊丽和盖伊之间埋下的炸弹
‪会不会爆炸呢？

236
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:55,416
‪喝掉！

237
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,500
‪-完成挑战 帕姆！
‪-是的！

238
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,625
‪-是的！
‪-我有点…

239
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,041
‪怎么做到的？

240
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:08,250
‪我的妈妈
‪你真的是真心话大冒险的女王！

241
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,250
‪好了 盖伊

242
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,541
‪有个问题要问你

243
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:15,666
‪也许是你40年来…
‪被问到的最重要的问题？

244
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,916
‪80年？我不确定你有多老

245
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,083
‪我刚发现

246
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,833
‪总之 真心话还是大冒险？

247
00:14:22,916 --> 00:14:23,833
‪真心话

248
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:28,833
‪看起来你踩进了无聊的水坑！

249
00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:30,208
‪哦 是的

250
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:34,750
‪不止是无聊 难以置信的无聊！

251
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,166
‪来吧 盖伊

252
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,875
‪我知道我妈妈是这方面的大师

253
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:40,208
‪你尝试挑战可能会自取其辱

254
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,666
‪但是你不想来场“冒险”吗？

255
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,083
‪-要冒险吗？
‪-不要

256
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,125
‪其实 等等

257
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,416
‪让他选择真心话吧
‪因为我想到了最完美的问题

258
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,833
‪真的吗？那太好了

259
00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:55,375
‪说说吧 伊丽 问什么都行

260
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,000
‪好吧 盖伊 告诉我们实话

261
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,041
‪你是什么时候成为

262
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,208
‪一个彻头彻尾的蠢货的！

263
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:05,541
‪什么？

264
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,833
‪伊丽！

265
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,916
‪哦 该睡觉了

266
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,250
‪来吧 山姆 我们去刷牙吧

267
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,416
‪不行

268
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,958
‪我们还没玩完真心话大冒险呢

269
00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:20,916
‪我想我们可以破例一次

270
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,708
‪这个问题听起来很针对人

271
00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:26,041
‪不 没事的 我可以回答

272
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,041
‪有趣

273
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:35,291
‪我成为蠢货是因为我心里担心太多

274
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:40,125
‪我要保护你并撑起我们这个家
‪我承担了太大的压力了

275
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,875
‪尤其是现在…

276
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,375
‪现在怎么了？

277
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,625
‪没什么

278
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,833
‪不 真心话就是真心话 盖伊

279
00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:47,958
‪告诉我吧

280
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,166
‪尤其是…

281
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:54,541
‪现在你妈妈怀上了宝宝

282
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,333
‪宝宝？

283
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,125
‪宝宝！

284
00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:05,708
‪每个人都来点绿鸡蛋和火腿！

285
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,208
‪现在不行 山姆

286
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,750
‪-她有宝宝了！
‪-恭喜你 盖伊

287
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,708
‪欢迎来到家长俱乐部

288
00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:14,416
‪我已经是家长了 我有伊丽

289
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,625
‪宝宝！

290
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:18,708
‪我们要有宝宝了

291
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:22,791
‪我不想这样告诉你
‪米谢丽想要亲口告诉你 但是…

292
00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:28,750
‪但是你要做姐姐了 伊丽

293
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,291
‪我起了个名字：山姆！

294
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,208
‪等等 是小盖男孩是小女孩？

295
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,583
‪不重要 都能叫这个名字

296
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:41,208
‪伊丽 你是怎么想的？拜托你告诉我

297
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:45,791
‪真心话大冒险？
‪到我了 我选择真心话

298
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,625
‪你会成为这个宝宝糟糕的父亲

299
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,208
‪因为你照顾我就很糟糕

300
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,375
‪等等 我是错过什么了吗？

301
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,000
‪我要回房间了！

302
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:04,083
‪那是卫生间

303
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,583
‪那也是卫生间

304
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,333
‪我最好去和她谈谈

305
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,791
‪（如果你叫盖伊 就请走开！）

306
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,166
‪不行 她太生气了

307
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,500
‪你不如让我去和她谈谈呢
‪女人和女人之间？

308
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:35,458
‪我是琳达·施瓦茨医生

309
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,208
‪好吧

310
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,125
‪让我帮帮你 也是帮助我们大家

311
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,333
‪让他们去帮助别人！帮助…

312
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:44,541
‪孩子嘛

313
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:48,083
‪他们有自己的感受

314
00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:50,166
‪和想法

315
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:54,541
‪实现世界和平
‪真的要比为人父母简单多了

316
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:57,375
‪你真觉得你的任务能带来世界和平？

317
00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:01,000
‪是的 我们明天会把
‪穆拉卡慕送到优奇雅

318
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,791
‪然后大家就可以安静地
‪吃他们的吐司了

319
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,875
‪足奇雅黄油面朝上
‪优奇雅黄油面朝下

320
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,375
‪其实 你搞反了

321
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,666
‪优奇雅才是把吐司的黄油面朝上

322
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,916
‪你不是为他们工作吗？

323
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,833
‪对

324
00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:20,750
‪我只是已经受够了这种黄油战争

325
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,708
‪想过我本来要过的生活

326
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,708
‪那可是会大不一样

327
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:25,916
‪你现在有山姆了

328
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,833
‪是啊 当然了

329
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:33,000
‪所以对你们两个来说
‪任务完成之后的计划是什么？

330
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,083
‪我…

331
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,208
‪我不…

332
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,500
‪我们到时候就知道了

333
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,416
‪什么？帕姆一点也不关心
‪这场黄油大战吗？

334
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:44,625
‪更重要的是

335
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,500
‪她会让山姆继续留在她的生活中吗？

336
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:51,416
‪帮助陌生人能帮我帮助…

337
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,833
‪山姆 别说了

338
00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:54,791
‪你不能解决这个问题

339
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:57,625
‪我知道我不能 但是我的朋友们

340
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,541
‪怎么样？

341
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:01,875
‪这是油炸！

342
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,666
‪哦 快看 这是他的女儿 依莉

343
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:17,583
‪还有妈妈 葡萄果冻

344
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,083
‪天啊

345
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,833
‪这是油炸和葡萄果冻的新宝宝

346
00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:25,583
‪让我们就叫他山姆吧 只是闹着玩的

347
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,500
‪所以 我们就有了
‪一个简单的木偶家庭

348
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:33,833
‪与你自己的家庭绝对没有任何联系

349
00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:36,666
‪但是你觉得呢？依莉

350
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:47,000
‪依莉有什么话想要对油炸说的吗？

351
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,208
‪我知道你想做什么 施瓦茨夫人

352
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,708
‪抱歉 是施瓦茨医生

353
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:57,708
‪没错 施瓦茨夫人是我的父亲

354
00:19:57,791 --> 00:19:59,750
‪但是这是没有用的

355
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,416
‪这跟宝宝没有关系

356
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,750
‪我自己的继父出卖了我
‪然后害我的朋友陷入危险

357
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,375
‪我只是…

358
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,958
‪我怎么能原谅这种行为？

359
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:17,750
‪拜托 伊丽 不要这样就放弃盖伊

360
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,958
‪我知道他处事有点毛病

361
00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:21,875
‪有点？

362
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:25,125
‪好吧 他有很大毛病

363
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,333
‪但是我没放弃他
‪然后他成了我最好的朋友

364
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:31,291
‪我也没放弃我妈妈
‪看看我们现在的样子

365
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:34,291
‪如果你爱某个人 你必须一直努力

366
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:35,625
‪永远不要放弃

367
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:37,500
‪谢谢 山姆

368
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,708
‪但是你有着我没有的东西

369
00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:41,500
‪一位理解你的家长

370
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,166
‪还有一堆奇怪的木偶

371
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,541
‪你相信我是自己做出来的吗？

372
00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,958
‪坏消息

373
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,125
‪琳达医生没能治好她

374
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,250
‪我猜只有时间可以了

375
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,041
‪时间 还有冰激凌

376
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,666
‪我看看还有没有了

377
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,416
‪妈妈什么都知道

378
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,541
‪也不是什么都懂

379
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:18,833
‪我应该置身事外

380
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,333
‪盖伊？

381
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:24,625
‪我是油炸 和你没有关系

382
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:27,208
‪我不想告诉山姆我在想什么

383
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,291
‪不！

384
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,500
‪没事

385
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,250
‪只是 你妈妈…

386
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:37,166
‪我们之前在讨论优奇雅和足奇雅

387
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:41,541
‪帕姆甚至不知道两个国家的黄油
‪哪个朝上哪个朝下

388
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,333
‪那是很容易搞错的

389
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:45,666
‪上？下？太难记了

390
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,833
‪这很重要 她甚至都不关心

391
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:52,875
‪她只想完成她的任务
‪不管是谁付给她钱

392
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,458
‪不管是好人还是坏人

393
00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:58,625
‪我妈妈是个好人
‪她不会为坏人工作的

394
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,791
‪山姆 你太天真了

395
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,166
‪看来你不明白 盖伊

396
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,625
‪你还没见识过我们在外面的能耐

397
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:21,416
‪我们真的任务完成得非常出色

398
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,208
‪好吧
‪那等到没有任务的时候怎么办？

399
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:27,166
‪我们会一起过上非常幸福的生活

400
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,458
‪每顿都吃绿鸡蛋和火腿？

401
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,458
‪理想情况下 是的

402
00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:33,500
‪她马上就会为我做的

403
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,541
‪她到现在还没有给你做过？

404
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,916
‪还没有

405
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,708
‪你明白我在说什么了吗？这是
‪你的梦想 她到现在都不愿帮你实现

406
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:44,291
‪她一直在忙着她的任务

407
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:46,333
‪但我肯定等我们一起的生活开始…

408
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:47,750
‪你们要住在哪儿？

409
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:48,750
‪和我妈妈住一起

410
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:52,166
‪-哦 她要搬到格鲁夫斯堡吗？
‪-我不知道

411
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,291
‪-还是你要搬过去和她一起住？
‪-这个…

412
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,333
‪那么帕姆住在哪儿呢？

413
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,333
‪她那里有你的房间吗？还有…

414
00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,000
‪我不知道 好吗？

415
00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:01,541
‪我们还没谈过这个！

416
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,916
‪我们还没有谈过这些事情

417
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,333
‪那为什么你会有那样的幻想？

418
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:09,041
‪因为她最终会丢下你的

419
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,333
‪就像她在你小时候丢下你一样

420
00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,208
‪我很抱歉 山姆 我知道这很难接受

421
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:19,083
‪但是我在试着保护你
‪不受帕姆和这堆破事的伤害

422
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,791
‪我们把穆拉卡慕拿回足奇雅

423
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:24,125
‪向多奇思全部解释清楚

424
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‪她会知道怎么办的

425
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:28,458
‪然后我们把这些事情都抛在脑后

426
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,625
‪我保证

427
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‪（谁维尔·谁加特！
‪和他的管弦乐队）

428
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‪（如果你叫盖伊就请走开！）

429
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:03,083
‪把行李打包好 伊丽

430
00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:05,791
‪我们凌晨要出发回足奇雅

431
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:09,000
‪山姆要跟我们一起走
‪我们到那里就都安全了

432
00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,125
‪那帕姆呢？

433
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:24,791
‪看来帕姆并不像她自己说的那样

434
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,875
‪她不会跟我们走了

435
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,541
‪所以让我和你作对还不够

436
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:32,291
‪你现在要让山姆和他妈妈作对了？

437
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,500
‪显然我说的话 你一个字都没听进去

438
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,333
‪可怜的盖伊

439
00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:45,750
‪他这么努力地想挽救这一天

440
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‪但是他只是把他的继女越推越远

441
00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:53,958
‪（疯狂晚）

442
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‪该出发了

443
00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:11,583
‪什么？

444
00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:14,666
‪山姆选择了他妈妈
‪而不是他最好的朋友？

445
00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:17,875
‪接下来会发生什么？

446
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:21,583
‪等等 不 不可能就这么结束了！

447
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