[orchestral pop theme song playing]
♪ A secret story Somewhere in time ♪
♪ An unsolved mystery Playing in your mind ♪
♪ A time for action A fire we must light ♪
♪ A new beginning A tale we must write ♪
♪ So come with me It's now or never ♪
♪ So come with me Let's do this together ♪
♪ Come with me On this adventure ♪
♪ Come with me ♪ ♪ Let this last forever ♪
♪ So come with me ♪
[spy music playing]
[narrator] Ah. There's our heroes, Pam and Sam you-know-who,
back on the trail of the Moo-Lacka-Moo!
I bet danger awaits, a real roll of the dice!
Oh, come on! They're using a cloaking device.
Well, forget about them.
Let's check in with our friend Guy.
He needs this gizmo to work so that he can provide--
Okay, we'll leave you alone.
The door slam was a little harsh, is all I'm saying, but…
I guess this isn't Sam's story, and it ain't Guy's neither.
We'll hit pause on them, take a little breather,
so that we can focus on dear, sweet E.B., whose life
-is in a great deal of jeopardy. -[yelling]
[trumpeting]
[grunting]
-[trumpeting] -[grunts]
-[guard] Freeze! -Ah!
[guard 1] You are trespassing on the Zookian border wall!
[E.B.] Durfle!
[guard 2] Freeze!
You are trespassing on the Yookian border wall!
Double durfle!
-[guard 1] Freeze! -Oh!
[gasps]
[guard 2] Freeze!
[gasps, yelps]
-[grunts] -[Looka whispering] Shh. They'll hear you.
[sniffs]
Stay down.
[romantic music swells]
You smell like pine cones.
[guard 1] Where did he go?
[guard 2] Nice work, top-spreader! You lost him!
Because you got your light in my eyes, down-butterer.
You got your light in my eyes! Hello!
Now's our chance. Can you climb down a…
[grunts]
Wow. Okay.
I'm sorry. Were you saying something?
[chuckles]
Gotta get away from the wall.
It's going to be crawling with patrol Yooks any minute.
[gasps] Wait, did you just say…
Yooks?
[narrator] E.B. is over the wall.
The land of the Yook!
Over here, she'll be considered a cold-blooded Zook.
[panting]
[both gasp]
[Yook patrol chanting] Yook, Yook, Yook.
The Zooktruder must be here somewhere!
Lock down the wall!
[narrator] Locked down?
How will she get back to the other side?
If Guy finds out she's gone, her fur will be fried!
[Looka laughs] You can relax now.
Oh. Right. [chuckles]
As can you.
At ease, Sergeant!
[chuckles]
Are you all right? That was pretty scary up there.
What, are you kidding?
I had 'em right where I wanted 'em.
But, um, thank you.
Eh. Always happy to help a fellow Yook.
Oh! That's me.
Yook head. Abso-yook-ly.
Hundo percent Yook, just like, uh, this gentleman.
The Unknown Yook.
Poor guy got slingshotted by a Zook.
They say it was his… last word.
Oh. Huh.
We should keep moving. Come on.
["Love The World You Find" by The Flaming Lips playing]
♪ You don't know what you're becoming ♪
♪ Who knows what you're gonna be ♪
♪ We don't know where we're going ♪
♪ We don't know cause we can't see… ♪
[narrator] As E.B. looked around this new place called Yookia,
she realized it's a heck of a lot like Zookia.
It's not so different.
[Looka] What?
Uh, um… [clears throat]
Evading the patrol with someone else.
I usually run my operations solo.
Same.
Oh!
♪ If I could tell your future I'd say love the world you find ♪
[groans]
[laughs] You're not from around here, are you?
Oh! Why do you say that?
Well, you didn't know about the Unknown Yook.
So you're obviously new to town.
Yes! Very new.
I'm from Glurfsburg.
We're… We're here visiting for my stepdad's job.
Wait, wait, wait. You're from Glurfsburg?
That's amazing!
You've clearly never been to Glurfsburg.
Well, I mean, I've never been anywhere.
I've always wanted to travel the world, you know, go on adventures!
But my dad's work keeps us here in Yookia.
Ugh. You are so lucky.
Has anything exciting happened on your trip so far?
Whoa! I am not cool! Oh! Ah!
-[saw revs] -[laughing maniacally]
[whimpers]
[laughs]
[gasps, yelps]
Shh. Stay down.
Not really. [laughs]
[gentle upbeat music playing]
So, where are you staying while you're here?
Uh, why do you ask?
Figured I should walk you home.
Oh, that's really not necessary.
-[footsteps] -Come on.
[chanting] Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook. Yook…
[chanting fades]
I've been dealing with patrol Yooks my whole life.
I know all their maneuvers.
Thanks, but I think I can take care of myself.
I have sick stealth mode and the night vision of a tabby.
Perfect. Then you can watch out for me.
So, where to?
Uh, I'm staying… Um…
Not in Yookia.
Their Aquatic Center is just a big, dirty hole they fill with a hose.
Near the Aquatic Center.
Sure. I know where that is.
Well, then let's get going.
And try not to slow me down. [chuckles]
[clears throat]
The Aquatic Center is that way.
Ooh. Must've gotten turned around.
I did just move here from Glurfsburg, so…
[laughs] Wonder what's happening there right now.
[narrator] E.B. can't know the answer, but guess what? I can.
'Cause when you're narrating, continents you can span!
It's called omniscience, son!
Knowing all of the story!
What's up?
[yawns]
[narrator] Huh. Michellee at home.
This seems kind of boring.
I bet it'll get good, though, hold onto your lids!
-[woman] Morning, Michellee. -[narrator] Wow, this is so lame.
Quick, cut back to the kids!
So where to from here?
I'm sorry?
You said you live near the Aquatic Center.
That's
the Aquatic Center, of course.
And it is definitely not a dirty hole in the ground.
That's an odd compliment.
Yeah, that's how we say nice things in Glurfsburg.
For example,
you are not a piece of walvark poop.
Um, thank you.
[chuckles]
Want to go inside?
Very much so.
But isn't it closed?
Very much so.
[powering up]
[loud rock music playing]
Whoa!
This is the most whimsilarating place ever!
And you only got to wait behind one person in line!
[laughs] Yeah!
Me! [laughs]
[both laughing]
-Whoo! -Whoo!
[whooping]
-Whoa! Hey! -Whoa!
[laughs]
[laughs] Woo!
-[Looka howls] -[E.B. laughs]
-[E.B. squeals] -[Looka laughs]
[both whooping]
Yeah!
Whoo! [laughs]
[Looka] Whoa!
[E.B.] Whoa! [laughs]
Woo-woo!
Woo!
[both laugh]
[sighs]
[soft piano music playing]
-Uh… -Oh.
[both chuckle nervously]
Hey, um, E.B.?
Yes?
You are also not a piece of walvark poop.
Thanks.
Um…
Don't you need to get home before your stepdad notices?
I'm probably already grounded.
Whatever's below grounded.
Buried? [laughs]
So, um, what else have I been missing here?
A museum?
This is my favorite place in all of Yookia.
Come on.
[gasps] Is that…
Very much so.
Chickaraffus Rex.
They used to roam this land,
alongside Large-Rumped-Gumps and Whizzle-Nosed-Fizzlers.
Eventually, our ancestors made this our home.
[gasps]
[E.B.] "The Savage Zook"?
[narrator] "Well, that's wrong," E.B. thought.
It's judgy and it's mean.
If he knew she was Zookish, is that how she'd be seen?
-[Looka] You okay? -[gasps]
[narrator] Will E.B. risk losing him and come clean?
Yeah, I just
can't stand those Zooks.
It really churns my stomach how they eat their toast butter side down.
Yeah, right.
I mean, can you even imagine what Zookia is like?
I've heard they're all super surly and extremely wamnankerous.
I don't know.
I mean, I know that's what everyone says.
Our parents, our teachers. But…
I can't help but wonder whether the Zooks say the same stuff about us. You know?
[narrator] Oh, the boy's not a Zookist.
Well, that's a relief.
Both sides aren't so different. They share that belief.
Yeah. I wonder.
So they eat toast with butter on the bottom. So what?
Yeah, it's a little gross,
and they probably have butter all over their thumb pads,
which makes their handshakes really greasy, but…
It's not all that bad when you think about it.
No, I guess not.
Please don't tell anybody I told you that.
It could get me in a lot of trouble.
I promise.
[soaring orchestral music playing]
Wow.
Where would you go?
Hmm?
If you could leave Yookia, get in a boat and sail anywhere,
which anywhere would you choose?
Well, that's easy. Glurfsburg.
Really? Why?
Because you could show me around.
[E.B.] It'd be a really short tour.
What are they building?
No clue.
It's been under construction forever.
Let's check it out.
Looka, look.
[coughs]
[Looka] "Hundreds of years ago, before there was Yookia and Zookia,
there was only Ookia."
"One happy nation where everyone got along."
Whoa. I wonder what happened.
[dramatic music playing]
[fanfare playing]
[narrator] Oh, I know this!
Way back in the year florty-one--
[female narrator] The story of the Ooks.
[narrator] Argh! Why do other narrators get to have all the fun?
[female narrator] In the year florty-one at the Ookian castle,
the first Dooka and Dookess had their first butter hassle.
-Top! - Bottom!
-Top! -Bottom!
[female narrator] A typical spat, as siblings are wont to do,
but the spats just kept spatting. It grew and it grew,
till soon Dooka and Dookess got their own houses
and spent all their time calling the other one louses.
Just like salty butter, their anger, it spreaded.
Soon Ooks called for their neighbors to be de-breaded.
Huh?
[female narrator] But that would not do, it would not do at all.
So Dooka and Dookess built themselves a wall.
Calm returned to the land. Finally peace had been brung,
until the day the fateful first slinger was slung.
Each one blamed the other, pouring gas on the fire.
So both sides built the wall up higher and higher.
What once was Ookia, one family united,
is now Yookia and Zookia, two factions divided.
How could they keep this from us?
Looka.
Everything I've been told my whole life
was a lie.
The Zooks may have some crazy ideas about toast,
but they're the same.
We're all the same.
[narrator] While E.B. and Looka have just had their minds blown,
I bet Michellee's got a wild story of her own.
And…
she's buying some food to make herself lunch.
But what comes next will be thrilling!
I've just got a hunch!
[muzak-style music playing]
[narrator] Nope, no, big reveal.
Mrs. Am I-?
[narrator] No excitement here.
It's the standard checkup she gets every year.
Let's just go back to Yookia, okay?
[crickets chirping]
You know… [sighs]
…if two people from each side just hung out for one night,
I bet they'd get along great.
Totally.
Wow.
That place looks sweet.
How do we get inside?
Whoa.
Oh! This is your house?
Looka,
you're a crazy rich Yookian?
Did I not mention that? I'm pretty sure I mentioned that.
Pretty sure you definitely did not.
[gasps]
Are you yipping kidding me?
Looka, you're a prince?
[chuckles]
Your Glory-ness.
Uh, technically I'm the Crown Dooka of Yookia, Chief Yookeroo,
Order of the Unburnt Toast, 17th of his name,
but my mom only calls me that when I'm in trouble.
My dad is the Dooka of Yookia.
Say what?
That's the Count of Meltington.
My cousin, the first Earl of Margarine.
Who's this guy?
[Looka] That's my grandmother.
You go, Nana!
A Zook on our side of the wall?
It's a national emergency!
[gulps]
[Dooka] They don't send their best,
they send the worst of the worst, down-butterers…
-Uh, Dad? -…toast-flippers, bread-benders.
Dad, this is my friend E.B.
Shh. Looka, not now.
I don't care how many patrol Yooks it takes.
I want that Zook sneak found.
Uh… I should, uh…
I… I should get going.
[Looka] E.B., wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't go just yet.
[Dooka] If you know where your bread is buttered,
you'll find that Zook!
I couldn't let you go home hungry.
Man, I am starving.
I got caught up, I didn't realize we've been out all night.
Is your stepdad gonna be mad?
Maybe he's still asleep and hasn't even noticed yet.
[muffled] If you're quiet, I bet you could sneak right past and he won't even know.
It's like you never left the house.
Blah blah blah blah…
Right?
Looka, I haven't been totally honest with you.
I've been thinking a lot about what we saw at the museum and…
I have something to show you.
[dramatic music playing]
[narrator] And with that one simple gesture, something so small,
Looka knew she came from the other side of the wall.
[Dooka] That's not good enough!
I want the border sealed in the next 20 minutes!
Come with me, Zook.
-Looka, no! -I'm tired of your excuses.
You don't have to do this.
[narrator] Oh no, this is awful. He's turning her in!
I'll toast your families, I'll butter you on every side, in every nook and cranny.
[grunts]
Yes, Looka?
Ah!
[narrator] Wait, hold up. No, he isn't!
Looka for the win.
-Where are we going? -I couldn't let anything happen to you.
You heard my father. They're closing the border in 20 minutes.
We need to hurry.
I knew you'd understand.
Yeah. But they won't.
["Tower Of Strength" by The Mission playing]
[chanting] Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook.
♪ And when there's darkness All around… ♪
[patrol] Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook…
♪ You are the guiding light to me ♪
♪ To me… ♪
We'll never make it!
I have an idea.
I saw the Zooktruder over by the Aquatic Center.
Get your men over there now.
We've been ordered not to leave the wall.
Do you know who you are speaking to?
I am Looka Ba-Dooka, the crown Dooka of Yookia.
Which one of you wants to be the one I tell my father disobeyed a direct order?
Uh, the Unburnt has spoken.
Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook, Yook.
Phew.
Well done, Crown Dooka!
[giggles] You pulled a "Do you know who I am?"
[chuckles] Never done that before.
Are you kidding? I would do it every day!
[both laugh]
-[siren blares] -[E.B. gasps]
You better go.
♪ To me ♪
♪ You are a tower of strength to me ♪
I'm never going to see you again.
Yes, you will.
If it's safe, we'll meet under the willowoak tree on top of the wall.
Tomorrow.
[chuckles] You mean tonight.
Yes. Tonight. At sundown.
See you tonight, E.B.
[soft whimsical music playing]
[narrator] Oh my gosh. Is this the most boring thing yet?
I'm gonna say maybe.
Wait, why are we still pulling back?
Michellee's having a baby!
She bought pickles, and ice cream…
And the doctor! We missed all the clues!
Yes, we! You thought it was boring too.
Oh! Now she's packing her painting with a stamp and a seal.
Off to Zookia it goes.
It's a baby reveal.
[whistling]
[clanking]
-Okay, everyone, I've got it. Ah! -[scattered gasps]
[clears throat] This thing cannot blow up.
There's nothing more important than this.
[narrator] Yeah, there is, dummy!
In that package from your wife.
It's some news that is going to blow up your life.
[dramatic music builds to a climax]
[orchestral pop theme song playing]
[woman vocalizing]