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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪（根据苏斯博士作品改编）

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‪剧名：锅匠、裁缝、妈妈、间谍

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‪回到我们的节目和戏剧性的转折

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‪山姆刚刚找到了
‪长久以来失去的亲爱的…

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‪妈妈！

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‪你为谁工作？

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‪等等 你刚才说“妈妈”？

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‪是我 你儿子 山姆·就是我！

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‪好吧 所以我们都喜欢拥抱

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‪不 我们不是

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‪她怎么了？

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‪挠痒痒飞镖 绝对折磨

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‪趴下！

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‪挠痒痒飞镖！

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‪赶快逃命吧！

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‪挠痒痒飞镖！

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‪待在我身后

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‪向左俯冲！

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‪漂亮的滚筒机动 妈妈！

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‪“妈妈”我太喜欢说这个词了！

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‪妈妈

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‪妈妈…

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‪厉害！

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‪好吧 盖伊 这太过分了

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‪要是你受伤了
‪你妈妈就会让我知道什么叫过分

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‪一次又一次地杀了我

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‪你是谁 某个通缉犯？

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‪你是的话也没关系
‪我们“就是我”家的人不作评判

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‪我们是一家吗？你要告诉我

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‪我的礼仪呢？

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‪介绍都已经想好了

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‪这是我在世界上最好的朋友
‪盖伊·就是我

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‪还有他全副武装的继女
‪伊丽·维比·就是我小姐

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‪我通常不会穿成这样
‪还有我真的很喜欢你整体的气质

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‪你要给我做一些绿鸡蛋和火腿！

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‪不 我要用这个做更重要的事

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‪保持姿势别动

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‪哇！

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‪小心！

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‪放松 西尔维斯特是我们的人

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‪你能告诉我们是怎么回事吗？

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‪我就说这一次 清楚明白 不能打断

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‪我是一名国际超级间谍

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‪抱歉

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‪我为优奇雅国工作

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‪我也是

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‪你看 我叫西尔维斯特·范·维斯特

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‪我和我的妻子海斯特一起生活

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‪我们还有七个漂亮的孩子
‪都叫莱斯特

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‪还有我们可爱的沙鼠 艾伦

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‪优奇雅是个美丽的国家 但是我们
‪一直生活在足奇雅侵略的恐惧中

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‪幸运的是 我们被城墙保护着

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‪但是那些足奇雅人如果拿到了
‪穆拉卡慕…

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‪什么拉卡什么？

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‪穆拉卡慕 是很危险的东西

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‪如果他们拿到了手 我们就毫无防备

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‪科普结束了 有人来了

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‪别动 肮脏的优奇雅人！

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‪等等！这是个误会！我们不是…

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‪优奇雅万岁！

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‪我们该怎么办？

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‪趴下！

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‪找到穆拉卡慕

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‪我会拖住他们

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‪撑住 兄弟

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‪快走

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‪找到穆拉卡慕！

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‪进去

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‪什么？伊丽 等等！

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‪我只是想告诉你 逃跑计划太棒了

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‪这是我的工作 进篮子里吧 孩子

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‪我们为什么要进这些东西里？

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‪相信我

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‪我不相信

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‪但我相信！

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‪所以 逃跑计划的细节是什么？

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‪我们保持安静

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‪收到 是一句话都不会说

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‪超级安静

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‪那边那个！

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‪我们需要搜查你们的篮子

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‪那两个 拿下来

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‪混蛋

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‪“抱歉”抱歉什么？

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‪真可爱！

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‪别笑 臭鼬蛇冲到脸上
‪你肯定也会尖叫

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‪看来帕姆·就是我
‪玩了狸猫换太子的老把戏

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‪现在 我们终于有机会独处了

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‪我有个问题想问你 我等了一辈子

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‪你最喜欢的颜色、动物和古龙水
‪都是什么？

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‪那是机密

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‪当然了 间谍那一套

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‪绿色、鸡颈鹿和施纳兹牌的男人香
‪这些是我的最爱 供你参考

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‪我们也许该小点声

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‪哦 以防万一有足奇雅人在附近？

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‪当然

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‪收到

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‪我会继续用沙哑的声音悄声问
‪我等了一辈子的问题

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‪过去几十年来 你都在做什么？

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‪我的口才是遗传谁？

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‪我们家每个人头都很大吗？

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‪谁还能更久更安静呢？

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‪你赢了！

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‪我是王子吗？你认识雷吉吗？
‪他是虚构的 我有口臭吗？

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‪爱只是二手的情感吗？
‪地方够吗？我有挤到你吗？

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‪蛋糕的平方根是多少？
‪我们只是动画里的角色吗？

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‪我们到了吗？你吃麦片粥吗？

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‪你的头上是烫的还是自来卷？

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‪孩子是从哪里来的？
‪开心吗？真有趣！

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‪生命的意义是什么？
‪你对大麻过敏吗？

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‪-哇！
‪-什么？怎么了？

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‪我不觉得今天能变得

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‪更糟糕了

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‪没关系 他们和我是一起的

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‪我和她是一起的！

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‪-帕姆！
‪-帕姆·就是我

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‪我的天啊！

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‪-帕姆！
‪-帕姆·就是我

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‪帕姆！

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‪哇 你在这里很受欢迎

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‪好了 他们是老朋友

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‪这里就是她消失的20年间 来的地方

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‪戈博！

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‪欢迎回来 我的朋友

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‪这些是囚犯吗？
‪你想让我们折磨他们吗？

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‪不！他们在…跟我合作

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‪但帕姆·就是我都是独来独往的

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‪说来话长

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‪对 是的 说来话长！

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‪我很抱歉 戈博·罗巴巴布赖恩
‪这是盖伊·就是我

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‪他的继女伊丽·维比·就是我
‪这位是…

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‪山姆·就是我！

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‪我是她的儿子

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‪她生了我！

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‪帕姆·就是我当妈妈了？

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‪是…真的

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‪山姆！

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‪我们的语言里有一个词
‪“女人妈麻玛塔”

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‪粗略地翻译 就是

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‪“无法当一个好妈妈的女人”

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‪我先去那边…看看

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‪山姆！山姆！

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‪（检测脚印）

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‪你好 老朋友

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‪也向你问好！

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‪-你是怎么…
‪-追踪你的？

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‪我也是半个间谍

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‪对 太酷了

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‪哎呀！

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‪这个小玩意是做什么的？

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‪这是我的间谍车

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‪我在找偷走穆拉卡慕的那个
‪穿燕尾服的混蛋

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‪对 所以你可能需要我…

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‪找到他了

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‪天啊 我们很厉害

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‪他距离我们只有20足千米

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‪我可以赶在他到达足奇雅之前阻止他

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‪到最近的港口只有一条路

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‪我刚好知道我们怎么过去

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‪（12小时）

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‪还要再过12个小时！

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‪我们要困在这里直到早上 妈的！

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‪妈妈！别说脏话！

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‪好的

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‪妈妈！

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‪去准备吃晚餐吧

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‪我一直希望她说这句话！

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‪谢谢你 戈博！

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‪吃晚餐 妈妈？

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‪等等

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‪什么？

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‪有人把绿鸡蛋和火腿这些食材

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‪都塞进了这个盒子里！

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‪你觉得怎么样 女士？
‪你能帮我做吗？

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‪听着 我想你可能不明白

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‪但绿鸡蛋和火腿对这个孩子意义重大

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‪所以如果你不介意的话
‪就先很快地解决这餐？

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‪不 不吃罗巴巴布赖恩准备的东西
‪是一种侮辱

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‪哦 我没法反驳

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‪不能两个都吃吗？

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‪别胡闹了 盖伊

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‪我们不想无礼

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‪我完全支持你和你的感受 妈妈

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‪但是…

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‪那就早饭再做

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‪好吧 但现在 先吃饭吧

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‪他们称之为“肚皮熔炉”

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‪你睡着了吗？

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‪好 我带了我的玩偶 我的宝宝毯

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‪我还拿了杯水 还有我的一体睡帽

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‪我现在只需要一个睡前故事

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‪我不会讲什么故事

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‪你当然会了 你个小笨蛋！

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‪你是妈妈

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‪每个妈妈都会讲睡前故事

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‪求你了？

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‪在我满足你之前
‪你就没完了 是吧？

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‪没错

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‪好吧

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‪太好了！

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‪以前有个男孩叫…斯坦

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‪他在早上经历了一段
‪又长又艰难的旅程

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‪所以他不想再被问任何问题

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‪或者再被要求讲一个故事

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‪结束

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‪我不想说得太夸张 但我觉得

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‪这是我听过最好的故事！

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‪我很幸运有你这样的…

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‪晚安 妈妈

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‪我知道你很喜欢帕姆 但是…

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‪我没说我真的喜欢她

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00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:38,750
‪我会说我崇拜她

214
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:42,666
‪我只是担心她作为妈妈和山姆的关系

215
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,208
‪有点不对劲

216
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:46,708
‪她不是史上最有妈妈味的妈妈

217
00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:48,958
‪但是山姆看起来很开心

218
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,708
‪我们不需要那么多说教

219
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,333
‪对 帕姆就能懂

220
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,041
‪她是个很酷的妈妈

221
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,750
‪是吗？那我是什么样呢？

222
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,208
‪我的继父

223
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,000
‪喂 伙计 你还好吗？

224
00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:28,666
‪哦 对！从来没这么好过 失眠的朋友

225
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,333
‪我今天找到我妈了 当然

226
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,041
‪你和你妈妈关系怎么样？

227
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,583
‪棒极了！

228
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,750
‪有很多要聊的

229
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:40,416
‪我们在个人层面上彼此了解了很多

230
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,250
‪我问了她很多关于她自己的问题

231
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,500
‪太好了

232
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:48,041
‪她有问过你什么问题吗？

233
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:51,041
‪是的 简直停不下来地问

234
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,666
‪我说：“哇 女士

235
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,333
‪提问够多了 怎么这么多问题？”

236
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:56,708
‪她问你什么了？

237
00:17:57,416 --> 00:17:59,166
‪这个 我…

238
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,666
‪我确信我们会一起踏上无止境的

239
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,833
‪母子间谍冒险
‪我们的生活会变成这样

240
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,541
‪她会问我“你最喜欢什么颜色？”

241
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,041
‪“想吃绿鸡蛋和火腿吗？”

242
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,041
‪“你上厕所了吗？”

243
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,583
‪“你碰过那个之后洗手了吗？”

244
00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:13,833
‪你现在很奇怪

245
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:18,541
‪这很奇怪 因为我想说你很奇怪

246
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,333
‪为什么这么奇怪？

247
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,875
‪因为我不信任你妈妈

248
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:26,958
‪什么？

249
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:31,000
‪只是她卷入了这些狡猾的谍战中

250
00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:33,916
‪她是个英雄 盖伊

251
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,625
‪我不知道你有没有听过
‪优奇雅和足奇雅之间的冲突

252
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,291
‪但这还是挺重要的一件事
‪你去了解了解吧

253
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:43,958
‪我知道
‪但她不会给你做绿鸡蛋和火腿的

254
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,958
‪我担心她会让你失望

255
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,458
‪太扯了 她是我妈妈！

256
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:53,375
‪我知道她是你妈妈
‪但我不确定她现在喜欢当你妈妈

257
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,916
‪她当然很喜欢

258
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,708
‪晚安 盖伊

259
00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,166
‪山姆 我不是…

260
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,166
‪晚安 山姆

261
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,125
‪早餐时间到了！

262
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,000
‪所以有什么计划？

263
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,458
‪我要回家了 我还有个小女孩要照顾

264
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:30,916
‪是年轻女人

265
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,291
‪我们要去塔贡的港口
‪你们可以从那里安全回家

266
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,541
‪你疯了吗？

267
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,291
‪徒步穿越沙漠？

268
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:38,791
‪我们都会死的！

269
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:47,833
‪现在几点了 山姆？

270
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:52,666
‪我很乐意回答你问我的问题 妈妈

271
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,875
‪现在是6点17分

272
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:06,541
‪好的 准备好！

273
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:07,666
‪准备什么？

274
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:13,166
‪那是什么？

275
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,041
‪我们的座驾！

276
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,875
‪来吧 上上上！

277
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,041
‪这些是什么？

278
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:42,958
‪他们是骆羚羊！是最快的四蹄动物！

279
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,166
‪我能养一只吗？

280
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,166
‪不行！

281
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,416
‪他们很有野性 就像你的继父
‪不是当宠物的材料

282
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,958
‪你怎么知道它们会出现？

283
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:55,125
‪我昨天在间谍车上
‪追踪到了它们的迁徙

284
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:57,750
‪这很冒险 但如果我的计算正确无误

285
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,791
‪我们很快就能到塔贡

286
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,500
‪你以为我妈会带我们死亡行军！

287
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:06,000
‪但正相反 我的大面瓜

288
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:09,041
‪她在带领我们体验惊险刺激的旅程！

289
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,250
‪-绝杀！哇！
‪-山姆！

290
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:15,125
‪让它停下来！哇！

291
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,500
‪这就是我独自工作的原因

292
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,791
‪我要和她一起去

293
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,375
‪哦 不 你不行 年轻女人！

294
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,416
‪没关系 盖伊 我可以

295
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,791
‪哇！

296
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,041
‪我不可以！

297
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,750
‪我也是

298
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,625
‪失去控制了！

299
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,208
‪盖伊 帮帮我！

300
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,375
‪撑住！

301
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,708
‪哇！

302
00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:47,416
‪抓到你了！

303
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,375
‪你现在安全了

304
00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:11,000
‪好吧 现在谁是最厉害的家长？

305
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,500
‪还是帕姆 因为她是我的英雄

306
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,375
‪还有 别说“厉害”那个词

307
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:21,666
‪但我觉得
‪你可以多给我一点保护 盖伊

308
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,416
‪原来我还是需要一位跟我亲密的继父

309
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,250
‪谢谢

310
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,666
‪不用惊慌

311
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,166
‪我就知道我妈会来救我

312
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:33,416
‪她太喜欢当我妈妈了

313
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:37,708
‪（塔贡港 你好）

314
00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:41,916
‪谢谢载我们一程 伙计们

315
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,208
‪好吧 这就是道别了

316
00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:51,083
‪是的 盖伊 伊丽 我能说什么呢？

317
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,500
‪在格鲁夫斯堡好好生活

318
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:55,708
‪我在间谍生涯中有空的时候
‪会联系你们的

319
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,250
‪砰砰砰！

320
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,333
‪山姆

321
00:22:58,916 --> 00:23:01,250
‪这是对我们所有人的告别

322
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:03,583
‪是的 我真的会很想念大家

323
00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:06,166
‪山姆 你也是

324
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,208
‪我以为我要跟你一起去夺回穆拉卡慕
‪拯救优奇雅人

325
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,958
‪在我身边太危险了

326
00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:14,708
‪我必须一个人去

327
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:17,333
‪但我大老远跑来找你

328
00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:18,833
‪而现在你却要走了？

329
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:20,625
‪又一次？

330
00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:22,416
‪这是唯一的办法

331
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:25,583
‪我明白

332
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,166
‪对不起 但我必须保证你的安全

333
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,583
‪这就是家人的意义

334
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:44,416
‪我们在困难的时候也会互相照顾

335
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,000
‪所以你才一直这么冷淡

336
00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,500
‪喂 等事情都解决了

337
00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:54,375
‪也许我们会在格鲁夫斯堡
‪再见面 好吗？

338
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:55,458
‪好

339
00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:04,041
‪你不想要我的电话号码吗？
‪还有我的地址？

340
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,875
‪喂 我是帕姆·就是我

341
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:08,000
‪我会找到你的

342
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:11,250
‪太棒了 你会找到的 超级间谍女士

343
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:12,791
‪再见 山姆

344
00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:14,208
‪再见 妈妈

345
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,125
‪哇！

346
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,250
‪她太棒了

347
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,375
‪酷！

348
00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:24,791
‪你还好吗 伙计？

349
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,458
‪什么？我？我没事

350
00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:32,125
‪老实说 我让她这位老女人
‪一个人在外面打拼还挺难受的

351
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,875
‪可怕的生意 间谍交易

352
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,541
‪想象一下帕姆来格鲁夫斯堡？

353
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:40,041
‪她会很无聊的

354
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,291
‪对 但我们会一直在一起

355
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:48,166
‪我等不及要回到无聊的格鲁夫斯堡了

356
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:51,333
‪你呢 山姆？你准备好回家了吗？

357
00:24:51,416 --> 00:24:54,333
‪山姆？山姆！你在做什么？

358
00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:55,625
‪她保护了我

359
00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,916
‪现在我必须保护她！

360
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,500
‪这才是家人的意义！

361
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:01,458
‪再见了 二位！

362
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,750
‪山姆对妈妈的爱是无与伦比的

363
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:07,750
‪但他最亲爱的朋友们要被…

364
00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,291
‪山姆 等等！

365
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,208
‪…绑架了！

366
00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:57,208
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