[orchestral pop theme song playing]
♪ A secret story Somewhere in time ♪
♪ An unsolved mystery Playing in your mind ♪
♪ A time for action A fire we must light ♪
♪ A new beginning A tale we must write ♪
♪ So come with me It's now or never ♪
♪ So come with me Let's do this together ♪
♪ Come with me On this adventure ♪
♪ Come with me Let this last forever ♪
♪ So come with me ♪
[narrator] Oh, hi! Welcome back. It's been far too long.
I'm so glad to see you, I could burst into…
[high-pitched singing] ♪Song! ♪
[coughs, clears throat]
Yeah, maybe no song.
It's finally time to track down Sam and the crew,
and see what fun awaits us in season two--
[engine roars]
Uh, excuse me!
I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
[boat whirring]
[surf rock music playing]
[narrator] Hey, Sam, what ya up to?
Huh. He's not responding.
Ah. That's probably 'cause our hero is straight up James Bonding.
[mysterious music playing]
[clicking]
[clicking, whirring]
Huh?
Uh…
What?
[buzzing]
[beeps]
[music intensifies]
[garbled sounds of surprise]
[beeping]
[loud rapid beeping]
[alarm wailing]
[horn blaring]
[grunts]
Oh!
[automated voice] Activate.
"Sorry"? Sorry for what?
-[automated voice] Five, four, three… -[gasping]
-…two, one. -[high-pitched beep]
[loud splat]
-[high-pitched beep] -[loud splat]
[narrator] The sneak's sneaking successed. He heads off on the lam.
Another mission accomplished for our friend Sam I-Am.
-[bell dings] -[cook] Order up!
[narrator chuckles] Oh, never mind.
Sam's right here where we left off in the last episode.
I wonder who that spy was. I guess we'll find out later.
[Sam] Mmm!
What's going on, Sam?
The eggs. They're my…
mom's!
[sadly] Oh.
You all right there, buddy?
Sorry, he just… [sighs]
He really liked your recipe.
Oh yeah, it's the eggs.
I have 'em shipped in. Nice little farm in East Flubria.
[gasps]
[sparkling]
[mother] Here, Sam. Try them.
That must be where my mother is!
East Flubria?
-That's halfway around the world. -[door bangs]
That's why we should get going!
[groans]
[narrator] The time was at hand, a moment like no other.
Sam was finally going to meet his mother.
[grunts happily]
All right.
I've gotta have just the right opening line.
'Sup, Mom!
[laughs] Or do you prefer Mom I-Am?
Or Mrs. Mom? Or the Mother Formerly Known As "Mom"?
[chuckles, sighs]
No, just be yourself.
Hi, Mom. I…
I… am Sam.
No, that's still not right.
Sam… I-Am.
It's nice to meet you.
[scoffs] Put that hand away, Samuel I-Amuel.
Where I come from, moms hug their sons.
I'm so happy to see you. Mmm.
[narrator] Sam practiced away at his I-love-you-ing,
clueless that a volatile conflict was brewing.
-[dramatic music playing] -The stolen substance is highly unstable!
[Joaquin Furmano] Sources believe the laboratory break-in may be related
to ongoing hostility between the nations of Yookia and Zookia.
It was clearly the work of those crooked Yooks!
This has deplorable "Zooks" written all over it!
[Joaquin] Two countries fighting over the most dangerous stuff on the planet.
A powder keg that could explode at any second.
[explosion]
And a reporter who craves the spotlight so badly, I'm willing to be here!
- Live from the Yook/ - Zook border, I am Joaquin Furmano.
[wood creaking]
Ah!
[whimsical music playing]
[crowd laughing]
Hmm…
I can't believe Sam's headed all the way to East--
-I wanna go! -Ah!
You don't even know where he's going.
Don't-care-it's-not-here-take-me-there!
E.B., look--
Oh, come on. Summer vacation is so boring.
And, Mom, ever since Meepville,
you've made huge strides in supporting my life of thrill-seeking adventure!
Well, yes, I've definitely made real progress there. Oh…
Uh… [sighs]
[chuckles nervously] Well, what do you think, Guy?
Believe me, I'd love to head off on another adventure with Sam
just as much as E.B. would.
But look at this stack of bills.
First month's rent on my new invention shop.
Bamboo for the Pandog.
Sam's subscription to the Egg-of-the-Month club.
Okay, I'm canceling that one.
He only eats green!
-[banging on door] -[gasps]
Whoo! Ding-dong! Doorbell's broken.
[sparking]
[laughs and cheers on TV]
[clicks off]
Operation Find My Mom begins now!
Because me and my best bud are on our way to East Flubria. Right, Guy?
Actually, Sam… I can't.
[gasps]
[gasps deeply]
[exhales] Sorry, I just realized I forgot our toothbrush.
By the way, did you say something? I kinda zoned out for a second.
[slowly] I can't go with you.
And I can't go without you.
You're my best friend, Guy.
I need you.
So, I'm gonna go for broke here and give it one last shot.
Will you come to East Flubria with me?
[moans] Ah…
[giggles]
No.
-One more shot? -No.
-Another shot? -No.
-What about now? -No.
-Will you? -No.
Will you?
No.
No. No. No. No. No!
-Are you sure? -Yes!
Whoa!
[Guy] Sam, I'm sorry, but I just can't go with you.
I'm starting a new business, I've got new responsibilities.
And you know what opening this shop means for my family.
[shutter clicks]
You're right. Your family needs you, Guy.
Just like mine needs me.
So, I'm gonna go find my mom
and do for the I-Am's what you've done for the Am-I's.
Anyways, I should have known this shop was your destiny.
-What? -[excited chatter]
[Sam] This place is gonna be huge.
[narrator] It is huge for Guy, you got that right, Sam.
He'll be able to provide for his whole new fam.
I mean, look,
for the very first time in your entire career,
not a single one of your inventions has spontaneously exploded.
[Guy chuckling]
[yelling]
[crowd yells]
[sparking]
[all muttering]
Oh, my shop.
My inventions.
-[clangs] -[gasps]
Hey, look, that one didn't ex--
[Guy sighs heavily]
Sorry--
[tires squealing]
Hood flip!
Guy, I heard about what happened and I want you to know,
I will find the person who did this to you.
Thanks, Gluntz. But it was me.
I swear on my life,
the wretched monster responsible for this atrocity will pay!
-[moos] -Oh, that cow looks suspicious.
I'm gonna go interrogate it.
[laughs]
Reverse hood flip!
[tires squeal]
-Guy, I am so sorry. -[cow moos]
I know what this meant to you.
[Gluntz] Moo!
Me too, Guy.
This is an unspeakable tragedy with absolutely no bright sides.
Mmm, except…
you can come to East Flubria with me now!
-No, I can't. -[Gluntz] Moo.
I have to rebuild the shop.
Plus, I'm responsible
for every smashed window and tipped-over car in town right now.
[Gluntz] Moo!
- I must have a stack of "U.O. - Me's" a zillometer tall.
-[Gluntz] Moo-moo-moo-moo! -[cow moos]
-[sighs] -[Gluntz] Moo!
Guy, you should go with Sam.
-What? -Yeah.
It'll take at least a week for them to clear all that wreckage and…
You've been so stressed out, it's gonna be good for you to get away.
You need to clear your head and, well, reset--
[E.B. muffled] I can come too!
Achoo!
Okay, this isn't what it looks like.
It's not? 'Cause it looks like you were stowing away in my suitcase.
Okay, it is what it looks like.
But the point is, I'm coming with you guys!
Young lady, we've discussed this.
We discussed you being more fun.
Come on, Mom. I know you can let go a little bit.
[narrator] Michellee has learned how to loosen the reins.
But this trip is a whole new level of pains.
Though it's not her first choice, or her fifth, or her eighth,
her husband and daughter have both earned her faith.
[sighs]
[chuckles]
You know what? I trust you.
[inhales] Ah!
Okay, Sam. I'm in.
Sklergagenatpak!
That's East Flubrian for
"I do not speak East Flubrian but will do my best
to assimilate to the local customs and culture."
-Let's go! -Whoo!
[Guy] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hmm.
[narrator] Whoa! Here we go. I'm fired up. How 'bout you?
This trek's so big, a cold air balloon just won't do.
-[Sam] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! -[E.B. laughing]
East Flubria, here we come!
[sighs] Be careful with my baby.
Hmm.
I promise.
Mmm.
-[wedding bells ringing] -Ah!
[playing from ring] ♪ Eternal courtship ♪
Um…
Mm.
[Sam] Whoa.
[Sam and E.B. laughing]
Hmm…
[engine huffing]
[narrator] Our journey will cross every corner of the map.
But it's a long flight, so first, how 'bout a quick nap?
[bell ringing]
["Stressed Out" playing]
♪ Wish we could turn back time To the good old days ♪
♪ When our momma sang us to sleep ♪
-♪ But now we're stressed out ♪ - Mom?
♪ Wish we could turn back time ♪
[laughter echoing]
♪ To the good old days ♪
-♪ When our momma sang us to sleep ♪ - Mom?
-Mom? -♪ But now we're stressed out ♪
[screaming]
Whoa!
♪ We're stressed out ♪
♪ Used to play pretend Give each other different names ♪
♪ We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away ♪
♪ Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face ♪
♪ Singing, "Wake up You need to make money", yeah ♪
♪ Used to play pretend Give each other different names ♪
♪ We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away ♪
♪ Used to dream of outer space Now they're laughing at our face ♪
♪ Singing, "Wake up You need to make money", yeah ♪
♪ Wish we could turn back time ♪
♪ To the good old days ♪
- ♪ When our momma sang us to sleep ♪ - Ma-ma-ma-ma.
♪ But now we're stressed out ♪
[mother] Here, Sam. Try them.
-[Guy] Sam? Sam. Sam! -[chewing]
[Sam] Huh?
[woman on PA] Thank you for choosing Glurfsburg World Airways…
Oh! Hey, guys. Enjoying the flight?
Did they come by with the snack cart?
Sam, we're here.
[gasps]
According to The Fludzner's Guide to East Flubria,
we're in the city of Katroo, a place known for its bustling marketplace,
colorful fruit smoothies, and friendly strangers.
Some Pokie-McDokie, mister? For you!
Steamed? Fried? Still alive?
Oooky-fruit smoothie? Comes stinky or extra stinky.
Taxixat, sir? Travel to the right for three bruckles.
-Ey, travel to the left for two bruckles. -To the right is better.
New hat, mister? New fez? New fez? New fezzle de foozle?
Boy, my mom's town is just great!
Hey, buddy. Sweet country you got here.
I dig it a lot.
-[gasping] -Oh!
Not right. Rude.
Sam, in East Flubria, a double thumbs up actually means,
"Your uncle cheats on his taxes."
[slurps]
Ah!
Ugh. What?
What did I do?
In East Flubria, it's customary to spit a drink
in the face of the best friend of a person who offends you.
[chuckles] Wow. Come on, Guy.
Have some respect for the way of life here.
Okay, enough wasting time.
The best way to track down Sam's mom is--
Actually, let me jump in here real quick, Guy.
I've already orchestrated the perfect plan to find her.
Watch and see.
Mom!
Where are you? It's me, Sam!
Your son!
I'm here to find you!
Mom!
Whoa!
Or we start with our only clue.
Whoa, Sam, look.
These eggs came from a place called "Ma's Farmhouse."
Exactly. And "Ma" is short for "Mother."
Which is long for "Mom"! That's where she must be! Come on!
Taxi! Taxi!
[all gasp]
-[all slurping] -Oh no.
Ugh.
Ah!
-We're here! We made it, Guy! -[E.B. chuckles]
[Guy grunts]
-Wow! -[sighs]
It's just like I dreamed it would be.
-Uh-huh. -[chickens clucking]
[upbeat music playing]
Whoa!
Eggs just like Ma used to make.
Hey, hello there.
Excuse me, is Ma here?
Ma who?
My ma, to be specific.
She looks like this. Or maybe this.
Or quite possibly this.
Ringing any bells?
Well…
We're all Ma's here.
Huh?
I'm Fa Ma.
That's Ba Ma.
That's Ga Ma.
And that is Ya Ma.
[sadly] Great names. I love a good rhyme.
Well, then maybe Sam's mom is a customer.
Check with the record-keeping office out back.
You want to talk to--
Not going to happen.
We can't just give out that kind of information.
Our customer logs are privileged.
[E.B.] But he basically is a customer.
He's been eating your eggs since he was a baby.
-No. -[E.B.] Uh…
And he's a member of the I-Am family.
I am. An I-Am. Sam I-Am. I am.
It's pronounced I-Ahm.
No way!
Oh my gosh.
I ahm so embahrrassed.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
[sighs]
Ma'am, listen,
we're trying to reunite our friend with his mother.
Are you a mother?
[chirping]
[whimpers]
[chirps happily]
Here.
This is the address.
[Sam] Hmm?
We can't read this.
You wrote the address in chicken scratch.
-Wow. That's offensive. -[crying]
Whoa, hey!
Hold on, I think if…
If I just cross my eyes and look at it upside down
with my head tucked between my legs, I can make out a…
[grunts] I know I can read this!
"Bawk, bawk-bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk."
Hey, Guy, I think I've got an idea.
Yeah.
["There's A Trick In Pickin' A Chick-Chick-Chicken" playing]
♪ Oh the way they're dressing And the things they do ♪
♪ Keeps me guessing, I'm telling you ♪
♪ There's a trick in picking A chick-chick-chicken today ♪
♪ Why grey-haired Granny and Sister Sue I can't tell 'em apart, can you? ♪
♪ There's a trick in picking A chick-chick-chicken today ♪
♪ You must be wise You must be gifted ♪
-♪ To recognize a face that's lifted ♪ -[humming along]
♪ Oh, the way they're dressing and the things they do ♪
-[whistling] -♪ Keeps me guessing, I'm telling you ♪
♪ There's a trick in picking A chick-chick-chicken today ♪
[truck retreats]
[emotional music playing]
You sure this is the place?
We should circle the neighborhood to make sure we're not missing something.
What neighborhood?
Sam, this is it.
Come on, Sam.
We'll all knock together.
[exhales]
-Uh… -[Guy] Here, Sam, let me.
[E.B.] Oh!
Thanks.
[Sam gasps]
Hi, Mom. I am Sam.
Sam I-Am.
It's nice to meet you.
[deep breath]
[footsteps approaching]
[older woman] Hello.
Huh?
Hello?
[gasp]
May I help you?
Mom.
No.
Never had any children of my own.
Oh. [sighs]
So sorry to bother you, but is this the I-Am…
I mean I-Ahm house?
No, it's not.
I bought this house from a nice woman many years ago.
The woman, do you know her name, or where she is now?
I don't remember a thing about her,
other than she used to live here alone.
Don't give up, Sam.
Maybe this isn't the right house.
Oh! No.
This is it.
[sparkling]
[Baby Sam] Ma-ma-ma-ma.
Will you make it for me?
[mother] Of course I will, honey.
Here, Sam. Try them.
I remember.
This is where she would make them for me.
Right here.
[sighs]
We found her house.
But it's a dead end.
You'll find her, Sam.
How?
That was our only clue.
Maybe I just wasn't meant to find my mom.
[narrator] It's hard to see Sam like this, all sad and un-fun.
Hey, Sam. Look.
[narrator gasps]
It's the same briefcase they swapped back in season one!
It's just an unremarkable attaché sold in most major stores.
To Yookia.
With love.
Oh no! An erroneous briefcase swap!
I've got to help him!
Sam, hold on.
There's been a mistake!
Wait for us!
-[Sam] You dropped your briefcase! -Huh?
Please acknowledge you can hear me so I can return it without further incident!
-[man laughs, grunts] -Ah!
[both struggling]
[both grunting]
Sorry, don't mean to butt in, but I think I can sort things out.
It's nobody's fault.
-[woman yelps] -What the…
[grunts]
It is crazy how popular this briefcase is.
Ah!
-Yes! -Nobody move!
-What? -[Sam] I've got it!
-I got it! -No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes!
[both grunt]
[laughs wickedly]
[narrator] Heads up, plot twist.
Let me jump in while I can, before that guy spoils it.
Not today, Pam I-Am!
-[laughs] -[grunts]
Pam I-Am?
[gasps]
[Baby Sam] Ma-ma-ma-ma. Will you make them for me?
Here, Sam. Try them.
Ma-ma-ma-ma.
Ma-ma-ma-ma. Ma-ma-ma-ma.
[narrator] Dang! I was dying to drop that major truth bomb.
That lady's not just a spy. She's also Sam's…
Mom?
[orchestral pop theme song playing]