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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：房子

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‎麥克溫可做到了

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‎密碼被破解了

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‎他找到了方法

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‎利用山姆吃過的東西追蹤他

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‎綠雞蛋和火腿

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‎綠雞蛋和火腿

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‎綠雞蛋和火腿

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‎三份綠雞蛋和火腿，馬上來

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‎什麼？不要！
‎我沒有點

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‎有人很餓喔

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‎我不餓，格蘭茲，我很高興

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‎這倒新鮮

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‎因為我剛剛抓到我們的目標了

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‎他在哪裡？

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‎好好看看這些照片，菜鳥
‎告訴我，妳看到什麼？

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‎我是山姆吃著他最愛吃的菜

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‎就像他在半價餐廳吃的

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‎在車裡跟監獄裡也是

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‎對，我大概三集之前就發覺了

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‎要是我們去追查
‎每個點過綠雞蛋和火腿的人…

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‎再來一份綠雞蛋和火腿

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‎我打賭一定能找到山姆！

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‎沒錯

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‎現在別多說，開始追查吧

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‎因為該是結束我的告別任務的時候了

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‎嗯

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‎四份綠雞蛋和火腿

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‎糟糕

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‎（綠雞蛋和火腿）

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‎我很確定已經喝完了

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‎我真失禮，都沒請你喝

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‎-我沒關係的
‎-你確定嗎？

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‎因為還剩下幾滴

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‎最後幾滴最棒！

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‎噁心

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‎蓋伊，你看！

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‎我們快到煙囪鎮了

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‎不用在這裡花時間

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‎-我們直接去咇咇城
‎-什麼？

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‎不，我們得看看這裡

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‎福樂茲納旅遊指南說
‎一年這時候很美

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‎適合家庭、情侶跟…

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‎逃亡的好朋友

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‎我們可以去市區逛逛

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‎詹金斯先生很喜歡挖寶

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‎巴士站附近就有旅館

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‎所以不用跑到城裡，不會被看到

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‎好吧

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‎被誰看到？

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‎我們是逃犯

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‎我怕被任何人看到

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‎班斯日時市中心會很忙碌

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‎對一個跟煙囪鎮不熟的人來說

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‎你真的知道煙囪鎮很多事

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‎山姆吸光杯底剩下的幾滴

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‎知道蓋伊跟煙囪鎮之間

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‎肯定有一段過去

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‎好吧，聽好，各位

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‎我要你們每一個人…

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‎只有我，長官！

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‎盡全力去找目標

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‎去附近的餐廳、餐館、咖啡廳
‎小吃店、中餐館、湯館…

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‎便宜餐廳、高級餐廳…

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‎奇怪的餐廳跟烤雞店

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‎我要知道

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‎從這裡到弗朗姆賣出過的所有綠雞蛋

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‎只要找到那些雞蛋

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‎就能找到山姆

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‎明白了！

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‎格蘭茲，妳明白了什麼？

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‎是一字領

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‎穿起來超級癢

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‎旅館就在轉彎那兒

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‎你怎麼知道？

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‎你把帽緣壓得那麼低
‎都要刮到人行道了

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‎相信我

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‎-嘿！你不是…
‎-不是

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‎-哇！
‎-再見

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‎蓋伊，他好像認識你

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‎我們被通緝

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‎你記得吧？

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‎嘿！是蓋伊

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‎嘿！是女孩

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‎嗯

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‎怎麼？在煙囪鎮是這樣打招呼的

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‎（史涅茲前院旅館）

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‎兩間房間，一晚

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‎沒問題

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‎不好意思

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‎我們只剩下一間房

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‎-你們得共用一間
‎-太好了

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‎睡衣派對！

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‎太好了

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‎我刷一下你的卡，請等一下

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‎糟了個糕

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‎糟糕什麼？

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‎真對不起…

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‎山羊先生

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‎就是我

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‎你的卡被通報失竊了

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‎糟糕

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‎那表示山羊捱過了雪崩

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‎我捱過了雪崩

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‎感謝光臨史涅茲汽車旅館

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‎歡迎再次光臨

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‎“史涅茲汽車旅館”

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‎我是五星會員

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‎兩百萬點應該可以給我們一間房吧

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‎這是一定的，先生！

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‎不好意思，您已經沒有兩百萬點了

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‎點數被用來付清
‎格魯夫斯堡房間內的損毀了

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‎損毀了一個花瓶：無價

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‎損毀了另一個花瓶：還是無價

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‎天啊！

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‎損毀了第三個花瓶

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‎-這傢伙玩得還真兇
‎-又是無價

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‎拆房子就對了

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‎是詹金斯

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‎您還欠我們17000點

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‎要怎麼付呢，您是…？

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‎“我是蓋伊”先生！

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‎我是…

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‎不會吧

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‎是我！

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‎查德伯納可！

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‎煙囪鎮高中的

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‎甜瓜隊加油！

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‎不好意思，你認錯人了

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‎對

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‎我猜也是

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‎跟我認識的蓋伊完全不一樣

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‎最勇於嘗試的人：蓋伊

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‎四度角逐校隊選手

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‎不爆炸發明俱樂部青年發明家部長

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‎蓋伊！這是你吧！

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‎你來自煙囪鎮！

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‎算是啦

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‎也許吧

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‎我就知道是你

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‎老兄，歲月還真不饒人啊

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‎那些法令紋可真嚴重

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‎你回來多久了？

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‎你的家人還在這裡嗎？

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‎-沒有
‎-那就怪了

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‎我前幾天才在超市看到你爸

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‎他跟你媽還有你哥哥、姪子、姪女

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‎叔公蓋伊福森、嬸婆蓋伊福林在一起

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‎謝謝你，查德，你真的幫了大忙

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‎好吧，我的家人是還住在這裡

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‎太好了！我們可以去住他們家！

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‎不，絕對不行

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‎我們得這樣做，蓋伊
‎我們沒有別的地方可去

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‎我有個主意

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‎喔！

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‎靈光一閃！

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‎很高興見到你

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‎雖然你只是自己過去的影子

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‎對，我記得他

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‎他吃了綠雞蛋和火腿薄皮披薩

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‎當然，他拿了一打綠雞蛋和火腿冰棒

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‎喔，對，綠雞蛋配火腿

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‎他好喜歡我們的綠雞蛋和火腿

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‎綠雞蛋和火腿

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‎-綠雞蛋…
‎-和火腿

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‎你對這頂帽子有印象嗎？

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‎有

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‎沒錯，有個人才剛來過，點了…

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‎綠雞蛋和火腿？

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‎-一份綠雞蛋和火腿
‎-不！

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‎沒有點餐

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‎有個矮子請我們吃，真的很好吃

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‎對，你真該試試看

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‎糟了個糕

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‎請這些人吃雞蛋
‎那個矮子是怎麼付錢的？

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‎山羊先生是用信用卡付的

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‎嗯？

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‎你說“山羊”嗎？

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‎是的，山羊…你看

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‎（簽名：山羊）

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‎人家說山羊像艘可靠的船

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‎史上第一棒

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‎這表示…

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‎有人被換掉了

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‎有人被換掉了

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‎要是山羊比我們早抓到目標

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‎我的告別任務就會失敗

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‎那個矮子！

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‎跟我說他去了哪裡

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‎他們坐上2點17分的巴士
‎去煙囪鎮

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‎妳可以用問的就好

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‎也是，對不起

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‎你真的非常有幫助

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‎我只是…有點太興奮了

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‎我的夥伴就要退休了

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‎天啊，你們有賣奶昔！

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‎麻煩大杯外帶

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‎（15分鐘後發車）

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‎福樂茲納旅遊指南說

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‎一年這時候拜訪這兒正好

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‎樹葉正開始變色

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‎然後就會掉光死去

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‎好吧，你心情不好

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‎這就是他們的房子

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‎那不是一間房子

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‎朋友，那是一個家

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‎你回到家了，蓋伊

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‎安靜點

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‎對不起

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‎我不想破壞你的驚喜

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‎不會有什麼驚喜，我們沒有要住那裡

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‎為什麼？

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‎這就是為什麼

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‎那房子裡的人

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‎知道我窩藏偷來的危險野獸
‎可不會為我感到驕傲

217
00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:44,668
‎你說的那些人是你的家人
‎我相信他們會…

218
00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:46,251
‎不，他們很嚴格

219
00:10:46,334 --> 00:10:48,501
‎我在他們眼中一直都是個失敗者

220
00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:54,418
‎知道我是逃犯，只會是錦上添花

221
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:59,126
‎要是我們不住這裡，那你為什麼要…

222
00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:01,709
‎天啊！

223
00:11:02,126 --> 00:11:04,126
‎我一直想要一座樹屋

224
00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:06,168
‎我也是，所以我蓋了一座

225
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,793
‎是你蓋的？

226
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:09,709
‎安靜！

227
00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:11,709
‎我年輕那時候

228
00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:13,876
‎我現在非得去那個樹屋裡不可

229
00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:16,084
‎等等，梯子呢？

230
00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:17,709
‎沒有

231
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,584
‎等等，為什麼沒有用？

232
00:11:26,626 --> 00:11:28,793
‎我小時候比較開心

233
00:11:58,793 --> 00:11:59,626
‎不要！

234
00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:02,376
‎這裡有很多陷阱

235
00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:04,376
‎走錯一步，轟！

236
00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:05,834
‎全都會爆炸

237
00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:08,043
‎你真是個怪孩子

238
00:12:08,126 --> 00:12:10,251
‎你是個怪大人

239
00:12:11,043 --> 00:12:12,376
‎-手臂貼身體
‎-幹嘛？

240
00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:20,751
‎勸你抓緊一點

241
00:12:28,376 --> 00:12:29,209
‎蹲下

242
00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:30,459
‎伸出手腳

243
00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:36,709
‎最後的保全措施是秘密握手方式

244
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,959
‎（不可進入）

245
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,918
‎只有知道的人才能進去

246
00:12:41,501 --> 00:12:43,084
‎注意看好

247
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,001
‎跟得上嗎？

248
00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:00,584
‎當然

249
00:13:02,751 --> 00:13:04,834
‎但是山姆在該用拳頭時張開了手

250
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,334
‎要連續擊掌時只拍了一下

251
00:13:08,459 --> 00:13:10,126
‎搞定

252
00:13:10,459 --> 00:13:12,001
‎蓋伊的臉是這種表情

253
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,834
‎因為他知道接下來會怎樣

254
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:14,793
‎警報響起

255
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:17,543
‎燈光亮起

256
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:22,918
‎來了

257
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,168
‎優格氣球炸彈！

258
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,043
‎我們快走

259
00:13:28,126 --> 00:13:29,918
‎除非你還想要更慘的災難

260
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:31,959
‎有什麼比優格更慘？

261
00:13:32,418 --> 00:13:33,459
‎給我停在那裡！

262
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,251
‎法式長棍麵包

263
00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:38,626
‎他拿著長棍麵包

264
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,001
‎是的，警官，一個人戴著破爛的帽子

265
00:13:41,084 --> 00:13:42,584
‎身上毛髮亂糟糟，另一…

266
00:13:43,418 --> 00:13:45,334
‎我的天啊！

267
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:46,959
‎蓋伊？

268
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,584
‎蓋伊…是你！

269
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:52,293
‎兒子，你回來了

270
00:13:52,376 --> 00:13:54,376
‎我的好孩子

271
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,293
‎歡迎回來

272
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,209
‎看到你真高興

273
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:58,918
‎是蓋伊叔叔

274
00:13:59,001 --> 00:13:59,834
‎好耶

275
00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:00,751
‎他回來了

276
00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:03,376
‎-歡迎回家，蓋伊叔叔
‎-我好想你

277
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:06,043
‎-這真是太棒了！
‎-你變胖了點

278
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,459
‎真是好棒的一家人

279
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:11,084
‎蓋伊不同意這一點

280
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,584
‎因為說到他家

281
00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:16,751
‎沒有比這兒讓他更不想去的地方

282
00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:22,876
‎給大家都來點宵夜

283
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,334
‎-太好了！
‎-耶！

284
00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:28,501
‎我的孫子，你回來真是太棒了

285
00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:31,043
‎看看那可愛的小臉

286
00:14:33,126 --> 00:14:34,543
‎來吧，弟弟

287
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:38,084
‎媽媽這些年來都擺了你的餐具

288
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:43,834
‎這真是溫馨，我是太太

289
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:45,834
‎你也要嗎？

290
00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:53,918
‎我覺得你們倆為那隻動物做的事
‎非常偉大

291
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,251
‎真是絕了，因為蓋伊說

292
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:59,001
‎“他們會覺得我是失敗的蛋糕”

293
00:14:59,084 --> 00:15:01,543
‎我心想：“真的？他們可是你的家人”

294
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:04,168
‎他回答：“不，他們都是怪…”

295
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:06,793
‎誰要綠雞蛋和火腿？

296
00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:08,626
‎-我！
‎-我要！

297
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,001
‎太好了！

298
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:13,459
‎-這才對嘛
‎-我的最愛

299
00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:16,168
‎-看起來真棒
‎-就像奶奶以前做的

300
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,751
‎-我真不敢相信
‎-哇！

301
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:24,126
‎你的家人好像很喜歡綠雞蛋和火腿

302
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,501
‎說到這個

303
00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:29,501
‎我知道我們談過一、兩次這件事

304
00:15:29,751 --> 00:15:32,001
‎但是我覺得現在可能是個好時機

305
00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:34,334
‎在家裡吃，真的很棒

306
00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:36,293
‎特別是這個家

307
00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:40,709
‎所以是或許要試試嗎？

308
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:43,168
‎好吧

309
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,959
‎我是家的各位，告訴我你們的故事吧

310
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,168
‎開始了

311
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:51,334
‎蓋伊的爸爸是我們家
‎負責贏回麵包的人

312
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,501
‎麵包贏家！

313
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,209
‎不要說得好像妳都沒貢獻，親愛的

314
00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,459
‎我太太造就了這個家

315
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:08,751
‎蓋伊的哥哥則是撼動世界的人

316
00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:13,751
‎沒什麼啦

317
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,584
‎想當年爺爺可是負責移山呢

318
00:16:18,168 --> 00:16:19,001
‎來了

319
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,043
‎這要放在哪裡？

320
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:22,668
‎哇，蓋伊！

321
00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:25,876
‎我不知道你的家人這麼厲害！

322
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:28,043
‎蓋伊才是最厲害的

323
00:16:28,251 --> 00:16:31,084
‎他總是很有創意

324
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:32,459
‎“有創意”

325
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,709
‎他們其實是要說“失敗”

326
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,543
‎不是這樣的

327
00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:39,209
‎你真該看看蓋伊小時候的樣子

328
00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:41,126
‎我有好多故事

329
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,376
‎快說吧，愈丟臉愈好

330
00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:46,959
‎他真是個很有想像力的孩子

331
00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:49,918
‎對啊，他在溜滑梯上抹了奶油
‎讓我們溜得更快

332
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:52,376
‎他發明了除雜草機幫我們除雜草

333
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:56,043
‎還有用來丟掉甜瓜的投甜瓜機

334
00:16:56,126 --> 00:16:58,126
‎-沒錯
‎-投甜瓜機！

335
00:16:58,209 --> 00:16:59,584
‎我都忘記了

336
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:04,084
‎因為那是很久以前了
‎是我的發明還能用的時候

337
00:17:04,168 --> 00:17:05,584
‎我長大後要當發明家

338
00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:08,543
‎就像你一樣，蓋伊叔叔

339
00:17:08,626 --> 00:17:10,501
‎知道發明東西最後會怎樣嗎？

340
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:12,918
‎只會剩下失望跟燒焦的毛

341
00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:15,543
‎相信我，避開多年的失敗

342
00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:18,084
‎像爺爺一樣當個麵包贏家吧？

343
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,209
‎喔

344
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,126
‎好吧

345
00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:24,501
‎蓋伊，你現在又有什麼新點子呢？

346
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,043
‎沒有了，我不搞發明了

347
00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:29,043
‎我接受了穩定的工作

348
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:30,918
‎擔任油漆觀察員

349
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:33,793
‎油漆觀察員？他是什麼意思？

350
00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:35,001
‎油漆觀察員

351
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:37,209
‎那聽起來一點也不需要創意

352
00:17:37,293 --> 00:17:39,168
‎我們說的可是蓋伊耶

353
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:42,459
‎他一定有觀察油漆的創意方法

354
00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:45,876
‎我知道了，你要先畫一張畫
‎然後再來觀察

355
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:48,043
‎不，是別人漆油漆

356
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,459
‎不對，我懂…

357
00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:52,459
‎但是你觀察後
‎再生動描述出觀察到的東西

358
00:17:52,543 --> 00:17:54,293
‎不，我只要看油漆乾了沒有

359
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:58,584
‎對，然後你再拿它去發明什麼特別的

360
00:17:58,668 --> 00:17:59,709
‎不是！

361
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:00,959
‎我不搞發明了！

362
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,793
‎我現在是油漆觀察員

363
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:05,501
‎你們不用覺得我很可憐，好嗎？

364
00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:11,251
‎糟了個糕

365
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:13,626
‎我看我們說錯了話

366
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,043
‎真是糟了個糕

367
00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:17,293
‎我去跟他聊聊

368
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:20,168
‎要是伯父不介意的話，我想試試

369
00:18:20,251 --> 00:18:24,126
‎我感覺這比較像是山姆的工作

370
00:18:24,209 --> 00:18:28,251
‎蓋伊有你這個好友真是幸運

371
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:31,959
‎他成天都這樣跟我說

372
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,959
‎（不要進來…山姆！）

373
00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:39,626
‎蓋伊？

374
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,709
‎我拿了東西過來給你吃

375
00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:43,543
‎是你的最愛

376
00:18:43,626 --> 00:18:44,834
‎讓我獨處

377
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,876
‎我們是獨處啊

378
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:50,751
‎你不會秘密握手方法

379
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,293
‎你不能進來

380
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:10,084
‎你之前是故意搞砸的

381
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:12,001
‎沒錯

382
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,543
‎想說你能見到家人，應該不錯

383
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:15,918
‎你想錯了

384
00:19:17,126 --> 00:19:17,959
‎你知道嗎？

385
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:20,501
‎要是你現在想要獨處

386
00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:22,126
‎也沒關係

387
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,126
‎但是我覺得你並不想

388
00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:36,043
‎你可以發明一台電梯

389
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,084
‎還有保全系統

390
00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:40,876
‎但是你還是用繩梯

391
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:44,334
‎你不覺得上面有點暗嗎？

392
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:46,584
‎燈要靠風車點亮

393
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:48,043
‎風車？

394
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:04,959
‎喔！

395
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,293
‎蓋伊

396
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,543
‎這真是最棒的…

397
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,376
‎我最愛床單做成的帳篷了

398
00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:23,043
‎我小時候跟我媽媽一起搭了一個

399
00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:24,376
‎對啊，我們會…

400
00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:29,834
‎我們會緊緊抱著彼此

401
00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:32,418
‎她會在牆上比手影戲

402
00:20:33,459 --> 00:20:35,668
‎聽起來像是很棒的家庭

403
00:20:36,543 --> 00:20:37,709
‎就像你的一樣

404
00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:39,834
‎他們是很棒

405
00:20:40,293 --> 00:20:41,584
‎那正是問題所在

406
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:44,043
‎他們都很成功

407
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:46,793
‎我唯一成功做到的事…

408
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:48,459
‎就是失敗

409
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:51,543
‎起碼你也有什麼很厲害吧？

410
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,834
‎你聽到他們是怎麼對我的了
‎總是說一些假惺惺的稱讚

411
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,334
‎他們真正的意思是…

412
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,043
‎我令他們失望

413
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,251
‎一直都是

414
00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:02,626
‎不是這樣

415
00:21:03,126 --> 00:21:05,168
‎-你不用這樣講
‎-蓋伊

416
00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:06,126
‎我說的是實話

417
00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:08,334
‎你從未令他們失望

418
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,126
‎他們只是看到你放棄，覺得有點難過

419
00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:13,918
‎因為他們知道你有多棒多有創意

420
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:15,959
‎他們不想看到你放棄這一切

421
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,168
‎他們很愛你，蓋伊

422
00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:19,501
‎相信我

423
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,293
‎你有他們，真的很幸運

424
00:21:22,668 --> 00:21:24,209
‎你怎麼會明白

425
00:21:29,209 --> 00:21:30,043
‎我明白

426
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,751
‎我明白你有多幸運…

427
00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:39,459
‎因為我從沒有家人

428
00:21:41,209 --> 00:21:42,084
‎你說什麼？

429
00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:44,376
‎都是我捏造出來的

430
00:21:44,918 --> 00:21:47,459
‎跟你媽媽用床單
‎一起搭帳篷的故事呢？

431
00:21:47,584 --> 00:21:49,043
‎從來就沒有床單帳篷

432
00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:52,584
‎也沒有她在嘉年華會
‎買給你的動物玩偶

433
00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:55,501
‎你打翻果汁，想跟她道歉？

434
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:59,084
‎還有你幻想出來的朋友瑞奇
‎她還假裝是真的？

435
00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:01,334
‎那也是我捏造的

436
00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:04,876
‎我從沒跟人說過這件事，但是…

437
00:22:06,084 --> 00:22:07,793
‎我很小的時候，我媽媽…

438
00:22:09,168 --> 00:22:10,668
‎把我留在一間孤兒院

439
00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:14,043
‎從來我都只有一個人

440
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:15,626
‎我是說

441
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,626
‎至少在我遇到你之前啦

442
00:22:20,668 --> 00:22:23,626
‎你記得你父母的任何事嗎？

443
00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:25,834
‎我記得我媽媽…

444
00:22:26,668 --> 00:22:27,501
‎只有一點點

445
00:22:29,084 --> 00:22:30,334
‎只有一件事

446
00:22:31,209 --> 00:22:32,043
‎什麼？

447
00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,209
‎不重要啦

448
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:35,834
‎說吧

449
00:22:36,543 --> 00:22:37,543
‎很白痴耶

450
00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:39,168
‎山姆

451
00:22:44,418 --> 00:22:45,834
‎她做了早餐給我吃

452
00:22:58,876 --> 00:23:00,293
‎我敢說她做的…

453
00:23:00,709 --> 00:23:02,168
‎一定很好吃

454
00:23:02,626 --> 00:23:03,459
‎是最好吃的

455
00:23:04,376 --> 00:23:05,209
‎超綠

456
00:23:05,293 --> 00:23:06,584
‎蛋味超重

457
00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:10,918
‎這麼多年來，我一直想找到她

458
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:12,876
‎才好問問她為什麼

459
00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:15,084
‎為什麼要丟下我？

460
00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:20,376
‎我想一定有個好理由

461
00:23:20,459 --> 00:23:21,293
‎我只是…

462
00:23:22,543 --> 00:23:23,543
‎真的很想知道

463
00:23:25,418 --> 00:23:26,876
‎所以我一直點

464
00:23:27,418 --> 00:23:28,834
‎所以我一直吃

465
00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:33,793
‎但是它們都…

466
00:23:34,751 --> 00:23:35,751
‎跟她做的不一樣

467
00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:50,334
‎繼續嘗試，山姆

468
00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:00,376
‎我會的

469
00:24:14,751 --> 00:24:15,584
‎山姆啊？

470
00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:16,876
‎嗯？

471
00:24:16,959 --> 00:24:18,501
‎要是你看到我的家人

472
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,334
‎幫我問候他們晚安

473
00:25:12,168 --> 00:25:13,084
‎是我

474
00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:16,293
‎一如承諾，你會準時收到長頸雞

475
00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:17,834
‎史涅茲先生

476
00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:19,543
‎很好

477
00:25:20,293 --> 00:25:24,376
‎真是好極了

478
00:25:33,543 --> 00:25:34,376
‎我的天啊！

479
00:25:34,709 --> 00:25:35,709
‎我說不出話來了

480
00:25:36,543 --> 00:25:37,709
‎真是意外

481
00:25:38,543 --> 00:25:40,084
‎幫史涅茲工作的人

482
00:25:40,168 --> 00:25:41,626
‎不是壞蛋

483
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,626
‎原來一直都是山姆

484
00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:48,459
‎就在我們的眼前

485
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:44,918
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