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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎剧名：房子

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‎麦克温做到了

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‎他破解了密码

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‎他找到了

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‎追踪山姆的方式 通过他吃的食物

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‎绿鸡蛋和火腿

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‎绿鸡蛋和火腿

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‎绿鸡蛋和火腿

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‎三份绿鸡蛋和火腿 马上就来！

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‎什么？不！

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‎我没有点这个

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‎啊哦 看来某人是又气又饿了

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‎我才没有又气又饿 格朗茨
‎我很高兴

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‎这倒是第一次见

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‎因为我刚刚抓住了我们要抓的人

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‎哪里？他在哪里？

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‎仔细瞧瞧这些照片 新手
‎告诉我你看见了什么

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‎山姆就是我在吃他最爱的菜肴

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‎和他在半价餐馆里吃的一样

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‎还有在车上及狱中吃的

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‎是的 我大概三集前就发现了

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‎你知道吗？如果我们需要追踪

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‎点了绿鸡蛋和火腿的每个人

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‎再来一份绿鸡蛋和火腿！

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‎我敢打赌我们就能追踪到到山姆！

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‎是

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‎少废话 开始追踪吧

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‎该完成我的收官之作了

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‎嗯

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‎四份绿鸡蛋和火腿！

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‎啊哦

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‎（绿鸡蛋和火腿）

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‎我很确定你已经喝完了

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‎我怎么没一点礼貌？我都没请你喝

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‎-我不用
‎-你确定吗？

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‎因为还剩下几滴残渣

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‎这种残渣是味道最好的部分！

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‎恶心！

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‎哦 快看！盖伊！

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‎我们就快要到烟囱镇枢纽了

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‎哦 没必要在那里久留的

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‎-我们直接去米普维尔就行
‎-什么？

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‎不行 我们必须得去枢纽转转

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‎弗朗瑟旅行指南上说
‎这里在这个时节很美

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‎很适合家庭、夫妻和…

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‎一起潜逃的好朋友们

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‎我们可以一起去市中心散个步

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‎金克斯先生最喜欢逛古董店了

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‎巴士站边上就有个酒店

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‎不需要冒险进城 可能会被人看到

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‎明白

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‎被谁看到？

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‎我们是逃犯

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‎我担心会被任何人看到

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‎市中心在周三都是异常繁忙的

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‎作为一个对烟囱镇枢纽
‎没什么了解的人来说

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‎你还真是挺了解烟囱镇枢纽的

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‎山姆从杯底用力吸吮着残渣

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‎知道盖伊在烟囱镇的事情上

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‎有点不对劲

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‎好吧 听好了 各位

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‎我希望你们每个人…

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‎就我一个人 长官！

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‎都努力进行目标搜查

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‎搜查该地区每间餐厅、餐馆

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‎咖啡店、酒馆、中餐厅、汤品餐馆

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‎廉价小食店、高档餐厅

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‎卖鸡肉的店和养鸡场

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‎我想要知道

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‎从这里到弗兰的每一笔绿鸡蛋交易

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‎找到这些鸡蛋

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‎我们就能找到山姆

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‎好了！

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‎告诉我 格朗茨 你发现了什么？

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‎是一件船领毛衣！

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‎特别扎人

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‎酒店就在拐弯处

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‎你怎么知道？

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‎你把帽檐拉到那么低
‎都要刮到人行道了

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‎相信我

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‎-嘿 你不是…
‎-不 我不是

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‎-哇！
‎-再见！

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‎盖伊 我觉得他认识你

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‎我们是被通缉的人

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‎你记得吗？

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‎嘿 是盖伊！

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‎嘿 是盖儿

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‎嗯

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‎干什么？烟囱镇就是这么打招呼的

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‎（斯内尔斯前院旅馆）

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‎两个房间 住一晚

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‎当然可以

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‎啊 对不起

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‎我们只剩一间房间了

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‎-你们得住在一起了
‎-完美！

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‎睡衣派对！

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‎哦 很好

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‎请稍等 我刷一下你的卡

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‎坏菜了

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‎怎么坏菜了？

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‎我非常抱歉…

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‎山羊先生

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‎就是我

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‎恐怕有人举报说这张卡片已经被偷

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‎老天

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‎那意味着山羊从雪崩中逃生了

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‎我从雪崩中逃生了！

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‎多谢拜访斯内尔斯汽车旅馆

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‎欢迎下次再来

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‎“斯内尔斯汽车旅馆”

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‎我是五星级不锈钢会员

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‎200万积分应该够住一个晚上了吧

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‎哈 绝对可以 先生！

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‎哦 很可惜 您已经没有200万积分了

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‎积分被用来支付

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‎格鲁夫斯堡的酒店房间的损坏赔偿了

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‎毁坏了一个花瓶 无价

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‎毁坏了第二个花瓶 更无价

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‎哦 老天！

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‎毁坏了第三个花瓶

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‎-这家伙可真能玩
‎-更加无价

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‎简直是拆迁队

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‎是金克斯干的

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‎您还欠我们17000积分

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‎您想要怎么支付呢？先生…

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‎盖伊是我吗先生！

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‎是我…

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‎哦 不可能！

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‎是我呀！

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‎查德布尔纳克！

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‎烟囱镇高中！

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‎瓜农冲冲冲！

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‎抱歉 朋友 你认错人了

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‎对

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‎也有道理

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‎我熟悉的盖伊完全不同

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‎最有可能尝试的人：盖伊

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‎四次入选尝试校队运动员

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‎不爆炸发明俱乐部年轻发明家主席

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‎盖伊！这是你！

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‎你是烟囱镇人！

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‎算是吧

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‎也许是吧

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‎我就知道是你！

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‎老天 时间真是一点都不温柔

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‎你的皱纹好深啊

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‎你回来多久了？

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‎你家人还住在这里吗？

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‎-没有
‎-奇怪

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‎因为我那天还在超市碰到了你爸爸

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‎他和你妈妈
‎以及你哥哥们、外甥和侄女们一起

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‎还有伯祖盖伊富森、叔祖母盖伊芙玲

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‎多谢 查德 你真是帮了大忙了

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‎行吧 我家人的确还住在这里

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‎太好了！我们可以和他们住在一起！

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‎不行 绝对不行！

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‎我们别无选择 盖伊
‎没有别的地方能去了

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‎我有个主意

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‎哦！

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‎你灵光一现了！

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‎很高兴见到你！

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‎虽然你只是过去的一个影子而已！

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‎是 我记得他

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‎他吃了薄饼底的绿鸡蛋和火腿

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‎当然了 买了一打鸡蛋和一些火腿棒

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‎哦 是的 绿鸡蛋和火腿

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‎他可喜欢绿鸡蛋和火腿了

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‎绿鸡蛋和火腿

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‎-绿鸡蛋…
‎-和火腿

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‎这个帽子你有印象吗？

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‎哦 当然了

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‎是的 这家伙刚来过 点了…

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‎绿鸡蛋和火腿？

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‎-一份绿鸡蛋和火腿
‎-不要！

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‎不要下单

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‎那个小个子给我们买了一些
‎它们真的超级美味

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‎是啊 你应该尝尝看

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‎哦 坏菜了

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‎那个小个子具体

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‎是怎么给这么多人付钱买的？

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‎山羊先生用信用卡付的款

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‎嗯？

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‎你是说了“山羊”吗？

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‎是的 山羊 没错 你看？

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‎（山羊先生 签名）

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‎他们说山羊就是船！

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‎有史以来最优秀的

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‎这就意味着…

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‎有人被取代了

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‎有人被取代了

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‎如果山羊赶在我们之前抓到目标…

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‎那就意味着我的收官之作搞砸了

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‎那个小个子！

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‎告诉我他去哪儿了！

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‎他们坐2点17分的车去了烟囱镇枢纽

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‎你直接问就行了的

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‎你说得对 对不起

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‎你给我们帮了大忙

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‎我只是…太激动了

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‎我的搭档很快就能退休了

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‎哦 老天 你们还卖奶昔

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‎我能打包一份奶昔带走吗？

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‎弗朗瑟旅行指南上说

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‎现在是最适合游览的时候

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‎叶子开始变黄

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‎然后它们就会掉下来死去

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‎好吧 你情绪不好

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‎就是这个房子

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‎这不是个房子

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‎我的朋友 这是个家

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‎你回家了 盖伊！

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‎小声点

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‎哦 抱歉

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‎我不是有意要破坏惊喜的

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‎不会有惊喜的 我们不住在房子里

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‎为什么不？

218
00:10:31,709 --> 00:10:32,959
‎这就是原因

219
00:10:34,584 --> 00:10:35,751
‎房子里的人

220
00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:39,709
‎不会因为我藏匿了一只
‎危险的偷来的野兽而感到骄傲的

221
00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:44,668
‎房子里的人就是你的家人吧
‎我敢肯定他们…

222
00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:46,251
‎不 他们很强硬

223
00:10:46,334 --> 00:10:48,501
‎在他们心目中 我一直是个失败者

224
00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:52,584
‎发现我成了逃犯只会为我巨大的失败

225
00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:54,418
‎锦上添花

226
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:59,126
‎如果我们不住在这里 那你为什么带…

227
00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:01,709
‎双重惊喜！

228
00:11:02,126 --> 00:11:04,126
‎我一直都想要一个树屋！

229
00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:06,168
‎我也是 所以我就造了一个

230
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,793
‎这是你造的？

231
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:09,709
‎嘘！

232
00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:11,709
‎我年轻的时候

233
00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:13,876
‎我现在就需要进那个树屋

234
00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:16,084
‎慢着 梯子呢？

235
00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:17,709
‎没有梯子

236
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,584
‎慢着 怎么不起作用？

237
00:11:26,626 --> 00:11:28,793
‎我小时候比现在快乐

238
00:11:58,793 --> 00:11:59,626
‎别碰！

239
00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:02,376
‎这个地方到处都是陷阱

240
00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:04,376
‎走错一步 砰！

241
00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:05,834
‎就都炸掉

242
00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:08,043
‎你真是个奇怪的孩子

243
00:12:08,418 --> 00:12:10,251
‎你还是个奇怪的成年人呢

244
00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:12,376
‎-手别伸出去
‎-啥？

245
00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:20,751
‎你可能会想要扶好

246
00:12:28,376 --> 00:12:29,209
‎低头

247
00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:30,459
‎伸腿

248
00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:36,709
‎最后一个安全措施是秘密握手

249
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,959
‎（不许入内）

250
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,918
‎只有知道才能进去

251
00:12:41,501 --> 00:12:43,084
‎所以 仔细看好

252
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,001
‎你跟得上吗？

253
00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:00,584
‎啊 当然！

254
00:13:02,751 --> 00:13:04,834
‎但应该顶拳的时候盖伊打了响指

255
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,334
‎应该举手击掌的时候 他做了个轻敲

256
00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,126
‎搞定！

257
00:13:10,459 --> 00:13:12,001
‎盖伊的表情之所以这样

258
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,834
‎因为他知道很快会发生什么

259
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:14,793
‎警报

260
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:17,543
‎还有灯光

261
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:22,918
‎这就来了

262
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,168
‎酸奶炸弹！

263
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,043
‎我们现在就得走

264
00:13:28,126 --> 00:13:29,918
‎除非你想迎接更糟糕的灾难

265
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:31,959
‎还有什么比酸奶更糟糕？

266
00:13:32,418 --> 00:13:33,459
‎不许动！

267
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,251
‎法棍

268
00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:38,626
‎他拿了一根法棍

269
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,001
‎是的 警官 一个人戴着皱皱的帽子

270
00:13:41,084 --> 00:13:42,418
‎皮毛饱经风霜…

271
00:13:43,418 --> 00:13:45,334
‎哦 老天爷！

272
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:46,959
‎盖伊？

273
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,584
‎盖伊！哦 盖伊 真的是你！

274
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:52,293
‎儿子 你回来了

275
00:13:52,376 --> 00:13:54,376
‎哦 我的小宝贝

276
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,293
‎欢迎回家

277
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,209
‎见到你太好了

278
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:58,918
‎是盖伊叔叔！

279
00:13:59,001 --> 00:13:59,834
‎是啊

280
00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:00,751
‎他回来了

281
00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:03,376
‎-欢迎回来 盖伊叔叔
‎-哦 我想你了

282
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:06,043
‎-太棒了！
‎-你这里胖了一点

283
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,459
‎史上最棒的家庭！

284
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:11,084
‎在这一点上 盖伊表示不同意

285
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,584
‎因为说起家庭

286
00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:16,751
‎这是他最不想来的地方

287
00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:22,876
‎马上就给大家上夜宵

288
00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:25,334
‎-耶！
‎-太好了！

289
00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:28,501
‎哦 你回来了可真好 孙子

290
00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:31,043
‎瞧瞧你可爱的小脸蛋！

291
00:14:33,126 --> 00:14:34,543
‎来吧 小弟

292
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:38,084
‎妈妈这么多年一直给你留着这个

293
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:43,834
‎太甜了吧 是我吗太太

294
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:45,834
‎你想要吗？

295
00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:53,918
‎我觉得你们俩
‎为那个动物做的事情很高尚

296
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,251
‎有趣了 因为盖伊说

297
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:59,001
‎“他们都觉得我是个巨大的失败”

298
00:14:59,084 --> 00:15:01,543
‎我说：“真的吗？他们是你的家人啊”

299
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:04,168
‎他说：“不 他们都是…”

300
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:06,793
‎谁想吃绿鸡蛋和火腿？

301
00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:08,626
‎-我！
‎-我要！

302
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,001
‎哦 耶！

303
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:13,459
‎-这就对了
‎-我的最爱

304
00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:16,168
‎-看起来好美味
‎-和奶奶之前做的一样

305
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,751
‎-不敢相信
‎-哇！

306
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:24,126
‎你的家人似乎很喜欢绿鸡蛋和火腿

307
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,501
‎说起来

308
00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:29,501
‎我知道我们谈过一两次

309
00:15:29,751 --> 00:15:32,001
‎但我想现在应该是个好时机

310
00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:34,334
‎在房子里吃真的很美味哦

311
00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:36,293
‎尤其是这一只

312
00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:40,709
‎所以 你也许会尝试？

313
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:43,168
‎好吧

314
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,959
‎是我吗家庭
‎给我介绍一下你们自己吧

315
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,168
‎这就开始了

316
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:51,334
‎盖伊的爸爸是给家里赚面包的
‎养家糊口的人

317
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,501
‎赚面包的！

318
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,209
‎别低估了自己 亲爱的

319
00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,459
‎我的老婆做家务那是特别的贤惠

320
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:08,751
‎盖伊的哥哥们是呼风唤雨的大人物

321
00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:13,751
‎那都没什么

322
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,584
‎想当年 奶奶还移过山呢

323
00:16:18,168 --> 00:16:19,001
‎这就对了

324
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,043
‎放在哪儿？

325
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:22,668
‎哇 盖伊！

326
00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:25,876
‎我完全不知道
‎你的家人都这么令人敬佩！

327
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:28,043
‎哦 盖伊才是令人敬佩的那个

328
00:16:28,251 --> 00:16:31,084
‎他总是充满创造力

329
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:32,459
‎“创造力”

330
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,709
‎他们真正想说的是失败

331
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,543
‎不是的

332
00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:39,209
‎你真该见见盖伊小时候的样子

333
00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:41,126
‎哦 我有太多故事可以说了

334
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,376
‎请您直说 故事越尴尬越好

335
00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:46,959
‎哦 他小时候想象力特别丰富

336
00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:49,918
‎是的 他会在滑梯上放黄油
‎这样我们就能滑得快一点

337
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:52,376
‎他发明了去草机给我们除草

338
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:56,043
‎还发明了甜瓜弹弓
‎帮我们把甜瓜都解决了

339
00:16:56,126 --> 00:16:58,126
‎-没错
‎-甜瓜弹弓！

340
00:16:58,209 --> 00:16:59,584
‎我都忘了这个

341
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:04,084
‎因为那是很久之前的事了
‎那时候我的发明还是有效的

342
00:17:04,168 --> 00:17:05,584
‎我长大了也想成为

343
00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:08,543
‎像你一样的发明家 盖伊叔叔

344
00:17:08,626 --> 00:17:10,501
‎你知道发明会导致什么吗？

345
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:12,918
‎失望和毛被烤焦

346
00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:15,543
‎相信我 别浪费时间去失败了

347
00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:18,084
‎去赚面包 像你爷爷一样 行吗？

348
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,209
‎哦

349
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,126
‎好吧

350
00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:24,501
‎所以 下一个大创意是什么 盖伊？

351
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,043
‎没有了 我不搞发明了

352
00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:29,043
‎我找了份稳定的工作

353
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:30,918
‎要做干漆观察员

354
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:33,793
‎干漆观察员？什么意思？

355
00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:35,001
‎干漆观察员

356
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:37,209
‎听起来一点创造性都没有

357
00:17:37,293 --> 00:17:39,168
‎这可是盖伊呀

358
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:42,459
‎我敢肯定
‎他会用某种有创造力的方式观察油漆

359
00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:45,876
‎我知道 你先画一幅画 然后再看

360
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:48,043
‎不 是别人画的

361
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,459
‎不是 我懂了

362
00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:52,459
‎你看了之后会对其进行详细的描述

363
00:17:52,543 --> 00:17:54,334
‎不 我就等它干 然后说一声

364
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:58,584
‎对 然后你就拿上这幅画
‎发明出特别的东西来

365
00:17:58,668 --> 00:17:59,709
‎不！

366
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:00,959
‎不搞发明了！

367
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,793
‎我现在是个干漆观察员

368
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:05,501
‎你们都别再怜悯了我 好吗？

369
00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:11,251
‎哦 坏菜了！

370
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:13,626
‎我们恐怕说错话了

371
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,043
‎的确坏菜了

372
00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:17,293
‎我去和孩子谈谈吧

373
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:20,168
‎如果你不介意的话 先生 我想试一试

374
00:18:20,251 --> 00:18:24,126
‎我有种预感 这是更适合山姆的工作

375
00:18:24,209 --> 00:18:28,251
‎哦 盖伊有你做他最好的朋友
‎真是幸运

376
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:31,959
‎他也经常这么和我说

377
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,959
‎（别进来 山姆！）

378
00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:39,626
‎盖伊？

379
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,709
‎我给你带了点吃的来

380
00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:43,543
‎是你最爱吃的

381
00:18:43,626 --> 00:18:44,834
‎别来打扰

382
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,876
‎没人打扰我们啊

383
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:50,751
‎你不知道怎么样秘密握手

384
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,293
‎所以不许你进来

385
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:10,084
‎你之前是故意搞糟的

386
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:12,001
‎没错

387
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,543
‎我觉得你见见家人挺好的

388
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:15,918
‎你想错了

389
00:19:17,126 --> 00:19:17,959
‎你知道吗？

390
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:20,501
‎如果你现在想一个人待着

391
00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:22,126
‎没问题

392
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,251
‎但我觉得你并不想这样

393
00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:36,043
‎你能发明电梯

394
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,084
‎和安全系统

395
00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:40,876
‎却还在用绳梯

396
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:44,334
‎上面有点黑 你觉得呢？

397
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:46,584
‎灯是用纸风车发电点亮的

398
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:48,043
‎纸风车？

399
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:04,959
‎哦！

400
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,293
‎盖伊

401
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,543
‎这是我见过的最美好的…

402
00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,376
‎我喜欢床单帐篷

403
00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:23,043
‎我还小的时候 和妈妈一起做过一个

404
00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:24,376
‎是的 我们会…

405
00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:29,834
‎紧紧搂抱在一起

406
00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:32,418
‎她会在墙上演皮影

407
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,668
‎听起来是个非常棒的家庭

408
00:20:36,543 --> 00:20:37,709
‎和你的一样

409
00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:39,834
‎他们的确很棒

410
00:20:40,293 --> 00:20:41,584
‎这就是问题所在

411
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:44,043
‎他们都非常成功

412
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:46,793
‎我唯一成功的事

413
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:48,459
‎就是失败

414
00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:51,543
‎至少你在某件事上是第一 对吧？

415
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,834
‎你看到他们是怎么对待我的了
‎各种虚假的阿谀奉承

416
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,334
‎他们真的想说的是…

417
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,043
‎我让他们失望了

418
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,251
‎一直如此

419
00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:02,626
‎不是这样的

420
00:21:03,126 --> 00:21:05,168
‎-你不用这么说的
‎-盖伊

421
00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:06,084
‎我是认真的

422
00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:08,334
‎你从来没让他们失望过

423
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,126
‎他们只是看到你放弃有一点伤心

424
00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:13,918
‎因为他们知道你有多棒 多有创造力

425
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:15,959
‎不想看到你浪费这一切

426
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,168
‎他们爱你 盖伊

427
00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:19,501
‎相信我

428
00:21:19,876 --> 00:21:21,209
‎你很幸运能拥有他们

429
00:21:22,668 --> 00:21:24,209
‎你不懂

430
00:21:29,209 --> 00:21:30,043
‎我懂的

431
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,751
‎我知道你有多幸运…

432
00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:39,459
‎因为我从来都没有过一个家

433
00:21:41,209 --> 00:21:42,084
‎你说什么？

434
00:21:43,251 --> 00:21:44,251
‎都是我瞎编的

435
00:21:44,918 --> 00:21:47,584
‎但是 和你妈妈一起
‎搭床单帐篷的故事呢？

436
00:21:47,668 --> 00:21:49,043
‎从来没有过床单帐篷

437
00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:52,584
‎还有她在集市上给你买的毛绒玩具

438
00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:55,501
‎还有你说对不起她的
‎把果汁泼到地毯上的事…

439
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:59,084
‎还有你想象的朋友雷吉
‎她假装是真朋友的？

440
00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:01,334
‎他也是我瞎编的

441
00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:04,876
‎我从没告诉过任何人 但是…

442
00:22:06,084 --> 00:22:07,793
‎我很小的时候 我妈妈…

443
00:22:09,168 --> 00:22:10,668
‎把我留在了孤儿院里

444
00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:14,043
‎一直都只有我一个人

445
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:15,626
‎我的意思是

446
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,626
‎至少在我认识你之前

447
00:22:20,668 --> 00:22:23,626
‎你记得任何关于你父母的事吗？

448
00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:25,834
‎我记得我妈妈

449
00:22:26,668 --> 00:22:27,501
‎记得一点点

450
00:22:29,084 --> 00:22:30,334
‎只记得一件事

451
00:22:31,209 --> 00:22:32,043
‎是什么？

452
00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,209
‎这不重要

453
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:35,834
‎说吧

454
00:22:36,543 --> 00:22:37,543
‎很蠢的

455
00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:39,168
‎山姆

456
00:22:44,418 --> 00:22:45,834
‎她给我做了早饭

457
00:22:58,876 --> 00:23:00,293
‎我敢说她做的…

458
00:23:00,709 --> 00:23:02,168
‎非常好吃

459
00:23:02,626 --> 00:23:03,459
‎是最好吃的

460
00:23:04,376 --> 00:23:05,209
‎特别绿

461
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:06,584
‎蛋味十足

462
00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:10,918
‎我这么多年一直想要找到她

463
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:12,876
‎这样就能问问她为什么

464
00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:15,001
‎她为什么抛弃我

465
00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:20,376
‎我知道肯定有充分的理由

466
00:23:20,459 --> 00:23:21,293
‎我只是…

467
00:23:22,543 --> 00:23:23,543
‎真的很想知道

468
00:23:25,418 --> 00:23:26,876
‎所以我一直点这道菜

469
00:23:27,418 --> 00:23:28,834
‎也一直在品尝

470
00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:33,793
‎但是…

471
00:23:34,751 --> 00:23:35,918
‎从来都不是她做的

472
00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:50,334
‎继续尝试吧 山姆

473
00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:00,376
‎我会的

474
00:24:14,751 --> 00:24:15,584
‎嘿 山姆？

475
00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:16,876
‎嗯？

476
00:24:16,959 --> 00:24:18,501
‎如果你看到我的家人

477
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,334
‎告诉他们 我向他们道晚安

478
00:25:12,168 --> 00:25:13,084
‎是我

479
00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:16,293
‎你会在我保证的时间内
‎拿到长颈鹿鸡的

480
00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:17,834
‎斯内尔斯先生

481
00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:19,543
‎好极了！

482
00:25:20,293 --> 00:25:24,376
‎绝对是好极了！

483
00:25:33,543 --> 00:25:34,376
‎哦 老天

484
00:25:34,709 --> 00:25:35,543
‎我说不出话来了

485
00:25:36,543 --> 00:25:37,709
‎太惊人了

486
00:25:38,543 --> 00:25:40,084
‎给斯内尔斯打工的人

487
00:25:40,168 --> 00:25:41,626
‎并不是动物管理局的人

488
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,626
‎一直都是山姆

489
00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:48,459
‎就在我们眼前

490
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:44,918
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