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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：雨

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‎蓋伊被控盜竊長頸雞

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‎他的朋友圈一下縮減了一半

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‎米雪莉對他的信任徹底破滅了

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‎讓我們的英雄在外面淋雨

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‎我覺得她喜歡你

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‎我討厭那個蓋伊！

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‎他們不是壞人

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‎我們不能讓他們進來躲雨嗎？

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‎他們可能會感冒

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‎我們的身體有78％是水，伊蓮貝絲
‎再多幾滴也不會有事

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‎拜託！我們在嘉年華玩得多開心

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‎妳不能信任我這一次嗎？

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‎我信任妳，伊貝
‎但我不會再相信那個蓋伊了

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‎她不可能會再相信我了

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‎我不該聽你的

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‎你真的應該在雨中試試這些

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‎你認真？

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‎下雨會帶來一種…

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‎自然的醬汁，讓人口水直流

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‎那是支小型避雷針！

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‎你會讓我們被雷劈的

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‎惡劣天氣好兄弟，別這麼戲劇化

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‎這非常安全…

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‎超酥脆

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‎我覺得雨變小了

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‎我不怪你，兄弟

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‎至少最糟的部分已經過了

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‎大家都知道，閃電從不會…

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‎來了

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‎擊中同一個地方兩次

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‎超級無敵酥脆

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‎好吧，總不可能會發生第三次吧

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‎不要再說了

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‎至少我們不會更濕了

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‎此時，我們的壞蛋追得滿頭大汗

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‎那樣說對嗎？

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‎也許該說發抖或是發出汗臭味

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‎不好意思

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‎這是他們留下的唯一證據

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‎綠雞蛋和火腿

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‎他們怎麼離開牢房的？

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‎對，一五一十跟我們說

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‎有人幫他們

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‎-誰？
‎-是隻很小的老鼠

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‎這個故事變得更有趣了

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‎並沒有

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‎我想跟這隻老鼠談談

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‎牠也逃走了

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‎牠有張超可愛的藍圖跟可愛的小鉛筆

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‎還有超可愛的小帽子

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‎那真是我聽過最棒的故事

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‎這個故事可沒有快樂的結局

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‎因為老大會讓妳我陷入大麻煩

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‎拍拍嘴尖，壓壓脖子，倒轉站姿

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‎跳一跳，滑到北邊，再到西南

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‎我們來跳長頸雞舞！

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‎跳得怎麼樣？

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‎從十到十？

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‎11分，先生

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‎想像我跟一隻大型聽話的動物一起做
‎有多經典啊

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‎這樣在慶典上羞辱我的好友們
‎真是完美

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‎沒錯！長頸雞大盜又出擊了！

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‎（越獄）

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‎沒有人知道被偷的動物何時會被尋獲

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‎但我想這樣說不為過
‎肯定要到史涅茲日之後了

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‎這還只是保守估計呢

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‎我受夠業餘人士了！

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‎該換專業的上場了

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‎我要更好的人幫我找那隻動物

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‎-武士史丹嗎？
‎-不！

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‎-賞金獵人貝若？
‎-不！

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‎拋火人非爾博？手斧人海爾加？

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‎-不要再猜了！
‎-提姆？

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‎誰是提姆？不要

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‎-你說的不會是…
‎-沒錯

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‎幫我找…山羊來

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‎70017顆豆子

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‎好了

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‎要幫我封罐子嗎？

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‎不要，謝謝

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‎媽，妳看詹金斯先生

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‎妳是說那隻可怕的動物嗎？

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‎牠不可怕，牠很害怕

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‎米雪莉看到女兒這樣悲傷，十分難受

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‎要是好好看住女兒，會有那麼糟嗎？

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‎-他們可以進來
‎-太好了！

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‎跟我來，詹金斯先生

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‎讓你暖暖身子

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‎也算我一份

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‎等等，伊貝，別在客廳！

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‎我知道我不是妳最喜歡的人
‎不管是現在或前幾天在嘉年華

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‎或讓妳陷入危險的火車追逐那次

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‎重點是，我們不會給妳帶來麻煩
‎我們一早就會離開

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‎我會盯著你…藍迪

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‎你要不要去幫伊貝的忙？
‎也許她媽媽就不會這麼討厭你

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‎你要我用她讓米雪莉對我刮目相看？

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‎你真是有毛病

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‎那個孩子是守門員

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‎我不擅長跟孩子打交道

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‎你也不擅長跟大人打交道

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‎或是長頸雞，或是任何人
‎但是我們試試看吧

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‎要是你成了伊貝的英雄
‎你也會是她的英雄

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‎妳是個孩子

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‎對

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‎眼睛不錯

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‎很好

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‎好了，詹金斯先生，來幫你弄乾身體

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‎媽，我能不能去幫他們？拜託…

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‎好吧

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‎妳最好了！
‎我等不及要梳鬆牠的羽毛了

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‎不要讓她離開你的視線

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‎我的目標可是成為油漆觀察員

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‎這些眼睛從不閉上

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‎對，那就是我的好朋友

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‎總是想幫忙

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‎你們不是才剛認識嗎？

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‎你們不也剛認識嗎？

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‎想想看吧

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‎也許我該去看看他

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‎不！留下！我們來做晚餐吧

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‎好吧

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‎你想吃什麼？

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‎好問題

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‎綠雞蛋和火腿

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‎這是不能錯過的好料

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‎我吃全素

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‎真不好意思

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‎我本來不知道

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‎妳知道多久了？

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‎沒啦，我沒有生病

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‎我只是不吃雞蛋和火腿那類東西

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‎但我們能把你最愛吃的東西
‎做成素食版的

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‎這個…

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‎來吧，要是不試試看
‎怎麼知道你不喜歡？

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‎我喜歡妳的想法

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‎我們就來試試看！

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‎你弄好的時候
‎我能不能幫牠梳鬆羽毛？

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‎-不行
‎-為什麼？

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‎這是隻野獸

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‎不是玩具

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‎我答應要看好妳的

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‎好厲害

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‎什麼？

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‎你比我媽還誇張

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‎她對我過度保護，你是超過度保護

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‎還以為那是不可能的

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‎我有個主意

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‎妳何不當我的乾毛觀察員？

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‎乾毛觀察員？

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‎沒錯

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‎之後妳還要告訴妳媽
‎妳玩得有多開心

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‎好

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‎我知道了！

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‎我們需要重的東西把它壓下去

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‎那是妳媽媽的，她不會讓…

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‎看，有用

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‎她的史涅茲日豆子…

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‎我們要怎麼辦…？

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‎我不知道

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‎我告訴過妳，什麼都不要做

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‎所以我才想做些什麼啊

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‎要怎麼把豆子找回來？

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‎不要告訴我媽

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‎蓬鬆，加倍顆粒口感

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‎這可能是我新的最愛餐點

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‎廚房裡有人幫忙真不錯

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‎知道誰能在廚房裡幫上大忙嗎？

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‎我是蓋伊，沒錯

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‎在大廳和走廊是這樣
‎尤其在更衣間更能幫上大忙

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‎我只是想說，有他在家真的很有用

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‎你能不能來一下？

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‎我正說到你呢

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‎當然，我的秘密談話好兄弟

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‎一切都還好嗎？

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‎她沒事，一切都沒事

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‎馬上回來，再見

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‎喔，還有，妳的豆腐著火了

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‎我需要你拖住米雪莉
‎好能讓我去找伊貝跟豆子

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‎還有，看好詹金斯先生

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‎交給我吧

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‎不管你做什麼
‎別把豆子的事跟米雪莉說

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‎你不是說你把豆子
‎從天花板丟了出去嗎？

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‎那只是種說法

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‎“把豆子從天花板丟了出去”

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‎我得多學學這些說法

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‎不，是另一…

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‎好，詹金斯先生，這很重要，待著

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‎我何必要擔心呢？
‎你何時讓我失望過？

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‎好孩子

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‎蓋伊說妳是數豆工

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‎真是有意思

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‎告訴我所有妳知道的事，現在開始

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‎這是很有趣的工作，我已經做了11…

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‎不，其實11年半了

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‎我一開始是數字輸入員

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‎我先用簡單的數字練功
‎然後再挑戰更高難度的

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‎總之，在那之後我爬上了升遷的梯子
‎一次一級

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‎第一級有點滑

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‎我還醒著！

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‎（阿臭的臭坑）

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‎耶！正中紅心！

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‎好耶！

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‎不好意思，請問要去哪裡找山羊？

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‎他說跟我約在這兒

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‎（不）

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‎你是這裡人嗎？

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‎是的，呃…不，我不是

210
00:13:58,459 --> 00:14:01,001
‎真可惜，我們的學校很好

211
00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:03,126
‎有很多綠地

212
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,334
‎每週還有兩天有很棒的農夫市集

213
00:14:06,418 --> 00:14:10,251
‎還有得獎無數的社區劇場計畫

214
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:13,793
‎聽起來像是成家的好地方

215
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:15,293
‎閉嘴，書呆子

216
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,918
‎趁我們還沒揍你，你先滾吧

217
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:19,543
‎有問題嗎？

218
00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:29,293
‎有，我們有個問題…就是你！

219
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,459
‎快走吧，膽小羊

220
00:14:34,418 --> 00:14:36,418
‎你說誰是膽小羊？

221
00:14:54,584 --> 00:14:57,793
‎-你是史涅茲派來的人嗎？
‎-是的，山羊先生

222
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,834
‎我的目標是誰？

223
00:15:07,209 --> 00:15:08,209
‎伊貝！

224
00:15:10,751 --> 00:15:12,668
‎妳在外面嗎，伊貝？

225
00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:13,584
‎我在這裡

226
00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:16,418
‎妳還活著

227
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:17,834
‎我們回去吧

228
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,126
‎我得找到那些豆子

229
00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:22,876
‎我媽媽才剛開始信任我
‎我不想搞砸這事

230
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:25,418
‎別管豆子，我們得安全回去

231
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,293
‎妳媽好不容易讓我進去…

232
00:15:28,084 --> 00:15:30,001
‎我可不想搞砸

233
00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:33,251
‎讓你進去？

234
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:36,251
‎對啊，進去屋子裡

235
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:41,334
‎等等，你喜歡我媽

236
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,126
‎我沒有

237
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:46,043
‎你有！你整個暗戀她

238
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:50,168
‎好啦，對啦，有一點，但是她討厭我

239
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,168
‎我真的需要妳幫忙

240
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:56,501
‎你也都在利用我來討好她

241
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:59,626
‎那…根本不是我的主意

242
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,751
‎你真的很有問題

243
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,834
‎拜託不要說出去

244
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,584
‎要是你想要我媽喜歡你
‎就得照我說的做

245
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,334
‎我是守門員

246
00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:16,918
‎好吧，妳真的是守門員

247
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:18,376
‎那你先揹我吧？

248
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:21,584
‎不好了

249
00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:41,084
‎我覺得妳媽不會同意這個的

250
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,418
‎沒錯

251
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:47,668
‎你看！不受到保護
‎就是好玩在這裡

252
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:52,376
‎妳知道要怎麼把豆子
‎從這裡搬下去嗎？

253
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:54,751
‎我看看

254
00:17:11,668 --> 00:17:12,834
‎長頸雞

255
00:17:12,918 --> 00:17:16,209
‎嘿，牠們需要擦乾身體
‎去梳鬆牠們的羽毛吧

256
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:18,209
‎這些不是長頸雞

257
00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:20,793
‎牠們在我看來跟長頸雞沒兩樣

258
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,168
‎牠們是公雞鹿

259
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,209
‎自然界最可怕的長頸掠食動物

260
00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:30,209
‎牠們想要吃掉我們！

261
00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:33,126
‎放輕鬆，牠們只吃一種東西
‎那就是豆子

262
00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:35,751
‎太好了，我們不在菜單上

263
00:17:36,376 --> 00:17:37,334
‎該走了

264
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:46,501
‎那樣只會讓牠們
‎肯定自己不該有的優越感

265
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:48,001
‎然後就會攻擊我們

266
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,668
‎我以為妳說牠們不吃人

267
00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:55,126
‎牠們不吃人，但會把我們當口香糖嚼

268
00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,626
‎然後用我們吹泡泡

269
00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:01,001
‎牠們真的很會吹泡泡

270
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:02,626
‎我們該怎麼辦？

271
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:05,876
‎我們得表現出自信
‎讓他們覺得不如我們

272
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,334
‎公雞鹿，聽好了！

273
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:12,584
‎我們很強悍，我們很酷帥
‎我們統治著這片森林

274
00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:13,543
‎懂嗎？

275
00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:18,084
‎牠們不佩服，快跑！

276
00:18:19,584 --> 00:18:21,584
‎不！逃跑是現在最不該做的事

277
00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:26,626
‎我說了：“比爾，那是不可能的

278
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,376
‎斑豆、白腰豆跟腰豆之中

279
00:18:28,459 --> 00:18:31,626
‎我實在選不出最喜歡的”

280
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:37,959
‎不好意思，我看我讓你聽得很膩吧

281
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:39,293
‎我們去看看他們吧

282
00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:42,959
‎不，拜託多說一點

283
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:46,043
‎我從不知道有這麼多豆子的笑話

284
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,084
‎雖然這個世界已經夠好笑了

285
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,209
‎真不敢相信，我“豆”在做什麼啊？

286
00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:53,001
‎“豆”在做什麼

287
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:56,584
‎失陪一下，我去走廊看看我們的朋友

288
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,084
‎經典豆笑話

289
00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:04,334
‎我真希望蓋伊喜歡豆子笑話

290
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:09,918
‎要死了

291
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,251
‎山姆！

292
00:19:14,126 --> 00:19:15,251
‎一切都好嗎？

293
00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:16,918
‎不對！

294
00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:19,543
‎我是說對！

295
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,126
‎一切都很好！

296
00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:23,626
‎對吧，蓋伊？

297
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:26,751
‎沒錯，一切都沒事

298
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:29,543
‎就是跟妳女兒玩得很開心

299
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,376
‎有點不開心，但還行
‎我是山姆最好的朋友！

300
00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:35,959
‎伊貝，妳還好嗎？

301
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,376
‎超好！媽，我超負責任的！

302
00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:41,751
‎生出來就是模範兒童

303
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,084
‎模範兒童的模範

304
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,459
‎謝了，伊貝

305
00:19:45,543 --> 00:19:50,418
‎對了，米雪莉，我告訴過妳
‎妳聞起來像是花朵跟杯子蛋糕嗎？

306
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:56,293
‎只是我觀察到的一點
‎一直很想跟妳分享

307
00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:59,543
‎（泡泡澡浴精）

308
00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:01,334
‎詹金斯先生，不能喝這個

309
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:02,293
‎這是…

310
00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:05,293
‎完美的大小

311
00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:14,209
‎我要進去…

312
00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:18,418
‎嘿，感覺蓋伊都處理得很好

313
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:19,668
‎他很會照顧小孩

314
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,668
‎我們回去看看那些豆腐煮蛋吧

315
00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:22,918
‎蓋伊很會顧小孩？

316
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,834
‎他是最厲害的

317
00:20:24,918 --> 00:20:26,751
‎看到蓋伊，小孩都要發瘋了

318
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,043
‎有些人生來就是讓人眩目，對吧？

319
00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:32,334
‎拜託，他怎麼可能像你說得一樣好？

320
00:20:32,459 --> 00:20:33,751
‎他並沒有

321
00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:34,918
‎我就知道

322
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,168
‎他比我說得更好！

323
00:20:36,459 --> 00:20:39,584
‎那樣的朋友，會為妳我出生入死

324
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:42,584
‎他會把豆子從天花板發射出去

325
00:20:42,668 --> 00:20:43,501
‎什麼？

326
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:44,501
‎那只是種說法

327
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:47,209
‎幾天前，我還在監獄裡

328
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:50,209
‎他故意讓自己被抓，才好救我出去

329
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,168
‎你剛剛說“監獄”？

330
00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:58,793
‎我們跑不過牠們！

331
00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:04,709
‎牠們看起來不覺得我們厲害

332
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,251
‎我有一次閉氣閉了53秒

333
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:11,334
‎我可以放手騎八輪車

334
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:14,793
‎那還滿厲害的

335
00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:16,918
‎-牠們到底想怎樣？
‎-換你試試！

336
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:22,168
‎你活了那麼久，一定有做過很酷的事

337
00:21:22,251 --> 00:21:23,084
‎我沒有

338
00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:26,959
‎我的發明總是會爆炸，妳媽媽討厭我

339
00:21:27,043 --> 00:21:28,543
‎我立志要做油漆觀察員

340
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:32,209
‎妳看，牠們比我都好

341
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,709
‎你這種態度，他們哪會覺得你厲…

342
00:21:35,584 --> 00:21:36,459
‎救命！

343
00:21:37,043 --> 00:21:38,709
‎不對，這裡…！

344
00:21:39,168 --> 00:21:42,293
‎嚼我吧…我比較不厲害！

345
00:21:46,293 --> 00:21:48,793
‎你們有什麼權利評斷我們？

346
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:49,834
‎看看你們

347
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:55,293
‎你們這個種族根本沒有演化
‎還覺得自己比我們厲害

348
00:21:56,793 --> 00:22:00,668
‎你們還住在破爛的泥巴葉子築的巢裡

349
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:03,168
‎誰知道裡面還有什麼

350
00:22:03,251 --> 00:22:06,793
‎你們好像有某種類似社會秩序的東西

351
00:22:06,876 --> 00:22:10,418
‎但是你們根本沒有文化
‎你們有字母嗎？

352
00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:12,709
‎繼續

353
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,043
‎繼續什麼？

354
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,543
‎不管你在做什麼，繼續

355
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:29,668
‎說真的，你們一生做了什麼？

356
00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:35,834
‎我聽說你們很會吹泡泡

357
00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:39,043
‎但說真的，各位…

358
00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:44,168
‎吹泡泡根本沒多厲害

359
00:22:46,334 --> 00:22:48,876
‎我勸你們好好對待她

360
00:22:50,668 --> 00:22:52,668
‎她是我認識最聰明的小孩

361
00:22:53,084 --> 00:22:55,209
‎操弄人的魔法師…

362
00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:56,459
‎嗯

363
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,084
‎完全自動自發

364
00:22:59,293 --> 00:23:03,834
‎只要善加運用
‎她絕對會擁有光明成功的未來

365
00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:08,293
‎碰！那可炸爛你們的自信心了吧！

366
00:23:11,168 --> 00:23:13,084
‎把豆子交出來

367
00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:21,126
‎“豆”達終點，懂吧？

368
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,751
‎要是想跟我媽約會
‎最好習慣豆子的雙關語

369
00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:26,793
‎妳是說…

370
00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:30,334
‎要是我媽殺掉我們之前我們能回去
‎我就幫你說很多好話

371
00:23:30,418 --> 00:23:31,751
‎謝了，守門員

372
00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:34,043
‎我真不敢相信！犯人？

373
00:23:34,126 --> 00:23:36,668
‎好，看得出來妳現在
‎很專注在蓋伊身上

374
00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:38,918
‎沒錯！他跟我的孩子在裡面

375
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,293
‎人犯！

376
00:23:40,376 --> 00:23:43,293
‎讓我提醒妳一下：蓋伊是故意被捕的

377
00:23:43,376 --> 00:23:44,918
‎是為了救我

378
00:23:45,418 --> 00:23:46,626
‎人犯！

379
00:23:50,501 --> 00:23:51,376
‎我不敢看

380
00:23:53,293 --> 00:23:55,418
‎我們要死了！

381
00:24:01,334 --> 00:24:03,501
‎嘿，妳得看看這個

382
00:24:03,584 --> 00:24:04,584
‎給他們看，伊貝

383
00:24:05,668 --> 00:24:08,876
‎一、二、二點五、三！

384
00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:12,709
‎一、二、三！

385
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,834
‎一、二、三！

386
00:24:18,209 --> 00:24:19,668
‎你對她真的很有一套

387
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:23,126
‎我猜我是天生好手囉

388
00:24:34,501 --> 00:24:38,959
‎你真的覺得我聞起來
‎像是花朵跟杯子蛋糕？

389
00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:39,876
‎啊？

390
00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:44,793
‎對啊

391
00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:48,793
‎真貼心，我猜你就是這樣的人吧

392
00:24:57,834 --> 00:25:02,209
‎你確定就是這隻山羊嗎？

393
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:04,501
‎是的，史涅茲先生

394
00:25:04,584 --> 00:25:06,543
‎我可以賭上我最後一口氣

395
00:25:28,501 --> 00:25:31,876
‎這隻出任務的山羊
‎正要戳破蓋伊跟山姆的泡泡

396
00:25:32,668 --> 00:25:35,251
‎照我看來，他會是個…

397
00:25:35,709 --> 00:25:36,584
‎（大麻煩）

398
00:25:36,626 --> 00:25:38,793
‎喔！就寫在他的車牌上！

399
00:25:39,543 --> 00:25:40,376
‎考慮真周到

400
00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:34,751
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