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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：狐狸

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‎長頸雞在哪裡？

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‎我接下來所做的，不代表我有責任

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‎（鐵條車箱）

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‎麥克溫可

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‎小心鐵條！

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‎真是幫倒忙

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‎對不起，大個兒

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‎只剩下我們倆了

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‎我非常高興能把你養成
‎強壯的單身山姆

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‎我們不需要蓋伊來照顧我們

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‎謝天謝地，你回來了！

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‎我好想念你，我超慘的

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‎他們到了

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‎來張全家福吧

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‎你能不能停下來？

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‎沒有時間了，他們要來了

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‎-找我跟你…
‎-嘿！

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‎通常米雪莉的小朝天鼻

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‎比起玫瑰一般粉紅
‎更像是葡萄乾一樣皺起

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‎昨晚跟蓋伊一起聊天數豆子

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‎發展出了友情，這倒是沒預期到的

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‎我們正要去餐車，我想…

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‎其實是伊貝，伊貝想說
‎你可能想跟我們一起吃早餐？

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‎不，完全不用了

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‎當然，我們很樂意

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‎好吧

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‎哪樣我都不會覺得受傷啦，只是…

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‎伊貝也覺得沒關係

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‎告訴詹金斯先生我會幫牠留剩菜

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‎那是逃脫的長頸雞嗎？

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‎只是一隻普通的長頸雞

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‎你為什麼有長頸雞？

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‎這…說來話長

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‎真的

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‎劇情千迴百轉，讓人想一口氣看完

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‎我就知道你是個危險分子

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‎我不敢相信你對我說了謊

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‎其實，我可以相信
‎我只是不敢相信我笨到相信了你

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‎等等！

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‎把長頸雞交出來

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‎我明白你剛剛想跟我說啥

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‎你要我們逃跑！

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‎行李箱兄弟萬歲！

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‎超愛你的鞋子

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‎真的很好看

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‎媽，得走了，再見

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‎回來！

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‎真正的友情

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‎沒錯，我們得跳下去

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‎你瘋了？這峽谷看不到底

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‎好吧，我們丟硬幣決定吧
‎我選反面

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‎看吧，還是有底的

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‎已經是車尾了

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‎我們抓住你們之前
‎有遺言要交代嗎？

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‎我是有幾句話要說

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‎我才不管，格蘭茲，現在！

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‎先生，這樣才公道
‎我剛剛確實有說讓他交代遺言

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‎真是新手錯誤

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‎我有個計畫

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‎跟著我行動

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‎不，你的行動可不是什麼好事

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‎我最後要說…

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‎飛吧，詹金斯先生！

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‎飛吧！

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‎那真是令人感動

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‎稀有而珍貴的長頸雞
‎就像是活生生的圖畫

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‎優雅而貴氣，輕盈又敏捷

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‎但你知道嗎…

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‎長頸雞不會飛！

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‎我從沒想過，掉下去的感覺…

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‎-其實不像在掉下去
‎-啊？

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‎我總是能射中目標

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‎看你們這次要怎麼逃

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‎我不該問那個問題的

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‎他們做到了

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‎走吧，小姐

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‎我們直接去“反省車廂”

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‎在抵達咇咇城之前
‎妳可以一路好好反省自己做了什麼

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‎是反面！

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‎我就說我們該跳吧

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‎現在就讓火車掉頭

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‎當然沒問題

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‎但先看看你們的車票

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‎-車票？
‎-車票？

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‎（距離下一站
‎還有11111111111111111公里）

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‎這可能讓我們的計畫稍稍延遲

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‎好朋友！

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‎我們玩高你一著的遊戲
‎已經…好多年了

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‎等我的長頸雞到了

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‎（計分板）

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‎你們就得要承認，遊戲結束了

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‎長頸雞正是最好的證據

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‎證明我比你們強

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‎那可會改變整個情勢

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‎長頸雞聽起來真的滿好吃的

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‎我們不吃牠們，只是一個象徵

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‎代表我比你們強上多少

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‎我可沒看到長頸雞

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‎我只看到牆上有個絕望的矮人

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‎對啊，我們何時才能看到牠？

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‎史涅茲日就會看到了

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‎（長頸雞）

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‎因為你們全都被邀請來參加

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‎我的奢侈華麗
‎絕對只應天上有的慶典

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‎最重要的賣點就是…

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‎長頸雞

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‎聽起來很好吃

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‎再說一次，我們沒要吃牠

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‎那是同一個人嗎？是席凡還是羅傑？

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‎你們倆一樣討人厭

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‎現在別讓我再看到你們

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‎牠那天最好會出現

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‎不然你也就不用玩了

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‎牠會來的，等牠來了

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‎我會在你們面前笑掉大牙

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‎我親愛的朋友

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‎在隆斯日之前回覆，不可攜伴

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‎我問一下

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‎你這野生動物專家
‎不是該知道長頸雞不會飛嗎？

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‎生物學可不是科學，蓋伊

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‎你感覺很不稱職

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‎就是說啊

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‎我們兩個都很不稱職
‎這可能性多低啊！

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‎所以我們團隊才合作無間囉

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‎我們不是團隊

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‎我們當然是

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‎我們是詹金斯隊

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‎還有誰能照顧這個小大個兒？

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‎不是我

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‎我要盡可能遠離你跟這隻野獸

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‎牠剛剛叫了“爸爸”嗎？

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‎不可能，牠是隻動物

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‎牠不會說話

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‎可能不會，但牠也是有感情的

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‎我們這個夢幻團隊要解散了
‎牠覺得很難過

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‎這太可笑了

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‎你看？

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‎-牠有什麼毛病？
‎-牠真的很難過

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‎我覺得牠餓了

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‎也是，找吃的

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‎交給野生動物專家來處理

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‎幫我看好牠，爸爸

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‎我不是牠爸爸

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‎我不是你爸爸

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‎但是山姆是個傻瓜，而你需要…

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‎有人來照顧你

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‎所以…

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‎我可能就留下來一下
‎等到我確定你安全了再走

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‎小蓋伊

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‎天啊，你要留下！

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‎不，我只是…

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‎我們晚點團隊會議時再討論

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‎現在，我有很多很棒的伙食選擇
‎首先是…

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‎一隻蟲

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‎富含蛋白質，放養的，很好吃

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‎我一直都選你的

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‎沒關係，第二個選擇…

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‎玉米

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‎我還有一個餐點選項

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‎等這麼久，我快死了

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‎大個兒

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‎你覺得…

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‎這個如何？

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‎這完全有機而且…很有本土味

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‎真是隻挑嘴的長頸雞

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‎我看那是遺傳你的

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‎拜託，不要唉來唉去了

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‎試試那隻蟲吧，也許你會喜歡？

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‎試過才會知道啊

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‎好吧！很高興認識你，三心兩意先生

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‎我受不了了

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‎所以…牠吃領帶

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‎好，我們得找到一百萬條領帶了

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‎我只有那一條

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‎叫牠停下！

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‎我看看

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‎爸爸…

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‎喔！

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‎俗話說得好…“有煙處必有領帶”

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‎好朋友呼叫超級好朋友

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‎我們的計畫是什麼？完畢

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‎我的計畫是幫牠找到領帶

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‎你乖乖等

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‎什麼？

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‎你沒說完畢，完畢

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‎那是因為我沒有發瘋，完畢

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‎好朋友呼叫超級好朋友

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‎我提議大家一起去

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‎合作可以成就大事

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‎完畢，拿好電話

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‎我這不是在作夢吧

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‎山姆，不行！

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‎我看不下去了

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‎守衛執勤中

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‎一切都在控制之中

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‎包括我

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‎狐狸守衛雞舍？

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‎那可真是進步

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‎我們是來找領帶的

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‎記得吧？

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‎我同意到不行

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‎該是合作的時候了

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‎好吧，但這不是什麼夢幻工作

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‎-有看到領帶嗎？
‎-安靜！

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‎放輕鬆，他們都在後面

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‎沒有人會聽到的

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‎媽媽！

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‎浴室裡有隻長頸雞

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‎對啦

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‎昨晚你的衣櫥裡還有瓦奇翼呢

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‎來吃飯了，寶貝，午餐時間到了

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‎但是，媽…

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‎真是好險

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‎我在他那個年紀時
‎有個幻想友，叫做瑞奇

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‎但是我媽…聽好…
‎她反應得好像他是真的一樣

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‎吃早餐時，她還會多擺一個盤子給他
‎很棒吧？

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‎她聽起來跟你一樣瘋

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‎那也太傷人了

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‎還有，你從沒提過你爸媽

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‎他們會做那樣的事嗎？

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00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,959
‎我們去找領帶就好

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‎喔！你的家人也有這樣做嗎？

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00:16:27,418 --> 00:16:29,668
‎每個家庭都會這樣做，對吧？

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‎標一下我的身高

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‎等等，帽子呢？

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‎-戴不戴…
‎-快開始找

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‎哪種男人一條領帶也沒有？

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‎這種男人

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‎他們看起來很開心吧？

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‎世上有那麼多農莊

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‎我們偏偏找到主人沒有脖子的這家

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‎好了…

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‎注意我這邊

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‎出動吧，我看到了一條領帶

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‎（反省車廂）

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00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:21,876
‎呃…我想了好一陣子
‎我到底做了什麼

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‎可以了嗎？

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‎不，沒有，伊蓮貝絲

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‎不好意思，我得在史涅茲日之前數完

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‎好，我懂

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‎（火車安全手冊）

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‎那我就花一整天
‎來讀這本超無聊的安全手冊

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‎那感覺是個合適的處罰

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‎哇

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‎所以安全帶的功用是這樣，真有趣

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‎打這邊！

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‎耶！

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‎得分！

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‎我可以一直盯著車廂角落

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00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:15,209
‎寶貝，我不要妳懲罰自己

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‎我只要妳在像那樣跑掉以前
‎知道要先想想

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‎但是詹金斯先生可能會受傷

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00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:22,084
‎妳也可能會受傷

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‎拜託，不要再像那樣嚇我了

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‎對不起，媽媽，只是…
‎我只是覺得我被關住了

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‎昨晚，在火車頂上…

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‎妳說…什麼？

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‎沒關係，詹金斯先生保護了我

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‎就像山姆在保護牠

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‎妳昨天在火車頂上？

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‎移動中的火車？

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‎不…

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‎真正的友誼！

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‎這真令人興奮！

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‎我喜歡我們一起工作

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‎真的做出一番大事業

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‎拜託，你就照我說的做，不要礙事

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‎我們得有效率

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‎-瞭解，快進快出
‎-沒錯

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‎既然我們都來了，不如順便…

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‎-炒兩顆綠雞蛋
‎-山姆！

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‎你有跟狐狸一起
‎吃過綠雞蛋和火腿嗎？

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‎超棒的

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‎-牠們真的很懂蛋
‎-安靜！

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‎你看起來不錯，狐狸

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‎嗨，珊德拉

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‎嗨，麥可

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‎我帶了禮物給妳

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‎中間包葛縷子的是我的最愛

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‎我不想要，給特倫斯吧

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‎好吧

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‎幹嘛打領帶？

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‎因為我們今晚有約會

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‎我本來想說可以去溜冰
‎也許去聽聽爵士樂

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‎我打死也不會答應，麥可

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‎麥可…

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‎我喜歡爵士樂

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‎現在不行，特倫斯

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‎就約一次會，拜託

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‎我覺得妳是世上最可愛、最聰明
‎最綠的母雞

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‎你是隻狐狸，你吃雞蛋

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‎已經不吃了
‎我一整個月沒碰過蛋

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‎我現在正在淨化腸胃
‎只吃蟲、玉米跟泥巴

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‎我覺得超棒的！

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‎我改變了，珊德拉
‎我是全新的狐狸

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‎也許吧，但你還是隻狐狸

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‎他們好像有點問題
‎但我想一定能解決

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‎愛情總是會出問題

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‎期望很高，感覺很美好，然後…

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‎一切就在眼前崩壞了

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‎碰！

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‎就像其他所有事一樣

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‎妳會明白的
‎我是隻徹底改變了的狐狸

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‎你看，他今天玩完了

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‎我不需要雞蛋！

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‎誰說狐狸需要雞蛋？我不需要雞蛋

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‎我不需要雞蛋

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‎我不需要…我需要雞蛋！

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‎那顆枕頭真的很棒

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‎你沒有這麼弱，麥可

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‎想辦法振作起來

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‎-現在正是好機會
‎-待在這裡

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00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,918
‎團一！團隊合作得第一！

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‎不要

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00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:40,626
‎他現在壓力很大

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‎跟我自己問好

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‎又來到重複簡單事實的時候

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‎玉米…很好吃

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‎玉米…很好吃

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‎再一次，玉米…

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‎很…

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‎好…

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‎-我愛雞蛋！
‎-我愛雞蛋！

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‎安靜，嘿…不，你不愛雞蛋

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‎不，我不愛雞蛋

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00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:14,876
‎振作，麥可

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‎你很堅強，你很冷靜

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‎你是無蛋的戰士

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00:22:21,876 --> 00:22:23,834
‎我是無蛋的戰士

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00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,501
‎這真的很讓人放鬆

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00:22:36,084 --> 00:22:38,251
‎我告訴過你，留在外面

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‎我知道我該留在外面
‎不要說什麼鼓舞人的話

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00:22:41,418 --> 00:22:44,126
‎但是你跟我
‎都對外面那隻長頸雞有責任

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‎不管你喜不喜歡，牠都仰賴我們
‎從那隻狐狸身上拿到領帶

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‎我們做得到的，我們必須做到

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‎因為你說得沒錯，我們不是一個團隊

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‎你終於懂了

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‎我們是一家人

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‎（全家福）

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‎鼓舞夠人心了吧？

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00:23:02,418 --> 00:23:04,626
‎好啦，你有什麼計畫？

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00:23:08,293 --> 00:23:11,168
‎自然是什麼？文化又是什麼？

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‎我不知道
‎所以我說那叫做“不確定”

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‎停下來！

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‎不要再想雞蛋了！

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‎你做得到的，麥可

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‎沒有人正在拿掉你的領帶

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00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:41,126
‎沒有人正在拿掉我的領帶

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00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:44,126
‎你很放鬆，你在最讓你開心的地方

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‎只有你跟珊德拉，你們在約會

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00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:50,126
‎只有我跟珊德拉，我們在約會

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‎聽著最棒的超棒爵士樂

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‎沒有兩個人正在你家裡
‎拿走你的領帶

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00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:24,584
‎沒有兩個人在我家裡

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00:24:24,668 --> 00:24:26,251
‎拿走我的領帶

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00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,251
‎我們出去吧

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‎爸爸

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00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:41,293
‎你說得沒錯，山姆

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‎我們也算是一家人

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00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:47,001
‎我們不能選擇家人，也不能離開他們

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00:24:47,084 --> 00:24:49,668
‎只能永遠待在一起

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00:24:50,043 --> 00:24:51,251
‎所以最後…

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00:24:52,334 --> 00:24:54,543
‎認命還是簡單點

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‎讓他們留在身邊

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00:24:58,293 --> 00:25:00,168
‎（山姆）

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‎你說出口了
‎我讓你留下來，是件好事

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‎因為我們是個很棒的團隊
‎你是我們的大腦

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00:25:06,793 --> 00:25:10,459
‎要我說的話，我就是第二副大腦

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00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:14,126
‎對，只需要一點點山姆、一滴滴蓋伊

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00:25:14,209 --> 00:25:15,959
‎兩個加在一起就是什麼呢？

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00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:18,084
‎就是成功的食譜

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00:25:18,334 --> 00:25:20,834
‎喔！起司培根鹹派

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00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:26,751
‎我先說，我不是故意這樣做

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00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:30,418
‎你現在怎麼會餓？

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00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:31,376
‎什麼？

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00:25:31,543 --> 00:25:32,876
‎你的肚子，它在…

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00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,876
‎你好？

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