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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎剧名：狐狸

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‎长颈鹿鸡在哪里？

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‎我接下来的行为 绝不是认罪

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‎（棒棒车厢）

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‎嘿 麦克温！

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‎小心棒子！

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‎一点帮助都没有

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‎抱歉 大家伙

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‎现在只剩下你和我了

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‎我非常乐意将你培养成一个
‎坚强的单身山姆

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‎我们才不需要盖伊照顾

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‎感谢上帝 你回来了！

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‎我想死你了 没有你 我一片狼藉

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‎他们来了！

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‎赶紧来张家庭合照

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‎你能不能停手？

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‎没时间了 他们要来

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‎-抓我和你和…
‎-嘿！

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‎米谢丽向上翘的小鼻子

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‎通常更像是褶皱的葡萄干
‎而不是粉色的玫瑰

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‎但昨天晚上 和盖伊闲谈数豆子后

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‎一段无法预料的友谊诞生了

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‎我们正要去餐车 我想…

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‎伊丽 其实是伊丽想问问你们
‎想不想和我们一起吃早餐？

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‎绝对不可能

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‎当然可以 我们很乐意

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‎哦 那好吧

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‎我的意思是 对我反正是没有影响…

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‎对伊丽有影响

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‎告诉金克斯先生我会给他带剩菜

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‎那就是逃跑的长颈鹿鸡吗？

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‎这是一只长颈鹿鸡

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‎你为什么会有长颈鹿鸡？

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‎这…就是个有趣的故事了

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‎真的是

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‎情节千回百转 可以连着看很多集

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‎哦！我就知道你是个危险的人

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‎我不敢相信你居然欺骗了我

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‎事实上 我能相信
‎我只是不敢相信我蠢到相信了你

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‎等一下！

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‎把长颈鹿鸡给我们

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‎现在我知道你想说什么了

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‎你想让我们逃跑！

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‎同款手提箱朋友万岁！

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‎喜欢你的鞋子

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‎真的是很漂亮的鞋子

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‎妈妈 我得走了 拜

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‎快回来！

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‎一辈子的姐妹

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‎好吧 我们只能跳下去了

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‎你疯了吗？这是个看不到底的深谷

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‎好吧 我们抛硬币决定吧 我赌反面

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‎瞧见了吗？还是有底的

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‎穷途末路了 小子们

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‎把你们兜进网之前 还有啥遗言吗？

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‎我有好几句话要说

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‎我不在乎 格朗茨 现在动手

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‎长官 这样比较公平吧
‎我的确是主动问他们有没有遗言了

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‎菜鸟的表现

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‎我有个计划

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‎听我指挥

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‎不行 你的指挥不是好指挥

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‎我的遗言是…

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‎飞吧 金克斯先生！

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‎飞吧！

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‎很感人

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‎珍稀又高贵的长颈鹿鸡
‎就像一张会动的照片

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‎镇定自若、有着王者风范、精力充沛

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‎但你们知道吗？

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‎长颈鹿鸡不会飞啊！

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‎我从没意识到掉下去的感觉

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‎-与不掉下去的感觉这么像
‎-啊？

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‎我永远能抓到目标

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‎让我们看看你们这下要怎么逃！

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‎我就不该问那个问题的

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‎呼 他们逃跑了

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‎我们走吧 小姑娘

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‎我们现在去反省车厢

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‎在到达米普维尔之前
‎你都要好好反省

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‎反面

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‎我就说我们应该跳车的吧

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‎现在就给我调头

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‎当然可以

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‎把车票给我看一下

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‎-车票？
‎-车票？

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‎（距离下一个车站还有
‎11111111111111111佐米）

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‎这可能会导致我们的计划
‎出现小小的延迟

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‎密友们！

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‎我们这个争相高人一等的游戏
‎已经玩了很多年了

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‎但是现在 等我的长颈鹿鸡抵达

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‎你们就必须要承认比赛结束了

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‎长颈鹿鸡就很好地证明了

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‎我比你们都强

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‎这就能彻底改变格局

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‎长颈鹿鸡听起来的确很美味

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‎我们不会吃它的 它只是一个象征

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‎证明我比你们要好多少倍

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‎我没看到长颈鹿鸡

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‎那面墙上就只有一个绝望的小个子

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‎是啊 我们什么时候才能看到？

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‎你们会在斯内尔斯日看到它的

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‎因为你们都被邀请
‎来参加我奢华而惊人的

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‎绝对举世罕见的庆典

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‎届时 重头戏将会是…

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‎长颈鹿鸡

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‎嗯…听起来就很美味

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‎再说一遍 我们不会吃它

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‎这是同一个人问的吗？
‎是雪班吗？还是罗杰？

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‎你们俩都一样的烦人

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‎好了 你们走吧

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‎长颈鹿鸡最好出现 斯内尔斯

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‎否则你就完蛋了

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‎会出现的 软糖蛋糕 等它出现

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‎我会当着你们所有人的面嘲笑你们

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‎我最亲爱的朋友们

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‎星期六前回复出席 不允许携伴

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‎快快问你一个问题

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‎你难道不应该知道长颈鹿鸡不会飞吗
‎野生动物专家先生？

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‎生物可不是科学 盖伊

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‎你看起来特别不擅长你的工作

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‎我知道 对吧？

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‎我们俩都是 这也太巧了吧？

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‎怪不得我们团队这么优秀

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‎我们不是一个团队

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‎我们当然是了

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‎我们是金克斯团队

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‎不然还有谁会照顾这个大家伙？

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‎反正不是我

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‎我要尽可能地远离你和这头野兽

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‎他刚刚是说了“爸爸”吗？

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‎不可能的 它是一只动物

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‎他不会说话的

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‎他也许不会说话 但他有感情的

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‎他的无敌梦之队解散了 他很受伤

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‎太荒唐了

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‎瞧见了吗？

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‎-他怎么了？
‎-他心烦意乱

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‎我觉得他是饿了

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‎对 食物

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‎包在我野生动物专家身上

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‎帮我照看一下他 他爸

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‎我不是他的爸爸

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‎我不是你爸爸

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‎但山姆是个笨手笨脚的傻瓜
‎而你需要…

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‎有人照顾你

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‎所以…

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‎也许我会多待一阵子
‎直到我知道你安全了

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‎小盖伊

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‎天哪！你要留下了！哇！

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‎不 我只是…

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‎我们迟点开团队会议的时候再谈

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‎现在 我有很多美味的食物选项
‎第一个是…

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‎一条虫子

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‎富含蛋白质、自由放养的 非常棒

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‎唷

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‎我一直都支持你呢

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‎没问题 第二个选项

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‎玉米

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‎在餐食方面 我还有最后一个选项

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‎等了这么久 我都要睡着了

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‎大家伙

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‎不如试试…

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‎这个？

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‎这是纯有机的、带有泥土的芬芳的…

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‎真是个挑食的长颈鹿鸡

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‎八成是遗传了你

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‎哦 拜托你能不能别嚎叫了

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‎尝尝虫子吧 也许你会喜欢的 好吗？

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‎我的意思是 你没尝试过怎么知道？

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‎哦 很高兴认识你啊 改变心意先生

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‎我忍受不了了

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‎所以…他吃领带

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‎好吧 我们需要一百万条领带

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‎我只有那一条

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‎让他闭嘴！

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‎让我们瞧瞧看

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‎爸爸

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‎嗯 哦！

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‎你知道老话怎么说的
‎无风不起浪 有烟的地方就会有领带

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‎嘘 好朋友呼叫最好的朋友

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‎我们的计划是什么？完毕 嘘

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‎我的计划是 我去找一些领带

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‎你待着别动

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‎什么？

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‎嘘 你没有说完毕 完毕！嘘

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‎那是因为我不是个疯子 完毕

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‎好朋友呼叫最好的朋友

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‎我提议我们俩一起去

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‎团队合作才能成就梦想

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‎完毕…别挂电话

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‎谁来给我煮个荷包蛋吧

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‎山姆 不！

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‎哦 我看不下去了

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‎守卫上岗了

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‎一切都井然有序

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‎包括我在内

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‎狐狸看守鸡笼？

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‎进步真是大

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‎我们是来找领带的

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‎记得吗？

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‎哦

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‎完全同意

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‎该进行团队合作了

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‎行吧 但别提什么梦想了

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‎-找到领带了吗？
‎-嘘！

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‎放松 他们都在后面呢

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‎没人会听到的

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‎妈妈！

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‎浴室里有一只长颈鹿鸡！

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‎当然了

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‎昨天晚上 你衣柜里还有个怪物呢

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‎跟我去餐桌吧 宝贝 该吃午餐了

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‎但是 妈妈…

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00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:55,834
‎呼 好险

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‎你知道吗？和他一样大的时候
‎我有个假想中的朋友叫雷吉

217
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,334
‎但我妈妈…听好了
‎她假装他是真实存在的

218
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:07,418
‎早餐时她都会多给他摆个盘子
‎是不是很棒？

219
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:09,584
‎她听起来和你一样疯疯癫癫

220
00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:13,376
‎好吧 这么说有点刺耳

221
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:16,001
‎再说了 你从没谈起过你的父母

222
00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:18,959
‎他们会做那种事吗？

223
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,959
‎我们还是专心找领带吧

224
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:27,334
‎哦哈！你家里人会这么做吗？

225
00:16:27,418 --> 00:16:29,668
‎每家人都会这么做的 对吧？

226
00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:30,793
‎给我量

227
00:16:30,876 --> 00:16:32,126
‎慢着 戴不戴帽子？

228
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:34,626
‎-戴不戴帽子？
‎-快找吧

229
00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:40,418
‎什么样的男人一条领带都没有？

230
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:41,834
‎这样的人

231
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,751
‎他们看起来很开心吧？

232
00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:46,959
‎全世界有那么多农舍

233
00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:50,251
‎我们偏偏找到了一个没脖子的农夫

234
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,126
‎没事的

235
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,084
‎等一下！

236
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:05,043
‎我们行动吧 团队 我发现领带了

237
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,376
‎（反省车厢）

238
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:21,876
‎我已经反省好一会儿了

239
00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:24,418
‎这样可以了吗？

240
00:17:25,418 --> 00:17:27,084
‎不 不行 伊丽

241
00:17:27,668 --> 00:17:31,293
‎请别打扰我
‎我得在斯内尔斯日之前数完我的豆子

242
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:32,209
‎好吧 我理解

243
00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:35,001
‎（火车安全指南）

244
00:17:37,626 --> 00:17:41,251
‎我就把一整天花在读这本
‎超级无聊的安全指南上好了

245
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,668
‎感觉是个挺公平的惩罚

246
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:44,876
‎哦 哇

247
00:17:45,043 --> 00:17:47,543
‎安全带是这样的工作原理 有趣

248
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:56,959
‎朝这儿打！

249
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,001
‎耶！

250
00:17:59,126 --> 00:18:00,334
‎得分！

251
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,251
‎我可以就盯着角落看

252
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:15,209
‎宝贝 我不需要你惩罚自己

253
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:18,459
‎我只需要你像那样跑出去之前
‎先好好想清楚

254
00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:20,543
‎但金克斯先生可能会受伤的

255
00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:22,084
‎你可能会受伤的

256
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:25,834
‎拜托 再也不要像那样吓唬我了

257
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:33,709
‎对不起 妈妈 我只是…
‎觉得有点被禁锢了

258
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:35,251
‎昨天晚上在火车顶上…

259
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:37,584
‎你说什么？

260
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:39,709
‎没事的 金克斯先生保护了我

261
00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:41,501
‎就像山姆在保护他一样

262
00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:43,084
‎你在火车顶上？

263
00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:44,626
‎行进中的火车？

264
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,293
‎不…

265
00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:52,543
‎一辈子的姐妹！

266
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:57,418
‎太兴奋了！

267
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:59,709
‎我喜欢合作

268
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,668
‎真的让梦想照进现实

269
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:04,334
‎拜托 照我说的做 别捣乱

270
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:05,918
‎我们需要高效

271
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:08,293
‎-明白 进去之后就出来
‎-是的

272
00:19:08,376 --> 00:19:11,209
‎进去之后 顺便也可以煎一两个

273
00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:12,876
‎-漂亮的绿鸡蛋
‎-山姆！

274
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:16,584
‎但你有没有和狐狸一起吃过绿鸡蛋？

275
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:17,793
‎超级棒

276
00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:21,209
‎-他们真的特别懂鸡蛋
‎-嘘！

277
00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:28,126
‎你看起来很棒 狐狸

278
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,709
‎嘿 桑德拉

279
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,459
‎哦 嘿 迈克尔

280
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:32,584
‎我给你带了礼物

281
00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:36,918
‎葛缕子夹心的是我最喜欢的

282
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,543
‎我不想吃 给特伦斯吧

283
00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:43,084
‎好吧

284
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:47,459
‎你干嘛戴领带？

285
00:19:47,584 --> 00:19:49,334
‎是为我们今晚的约会准备的

286
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:52,251
‎我在想我们可以去溜冰
‎或者跳跳抒情爵士舞

287
00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:53,959
‎我坚决拒绝 迈克尔

288
00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:56,876
‎迈克尔…

289
00:19:57,918 --> 00:20:00,793
‎我喜欢抒情爵士

290
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,001
‎别捣乱 特伦斯

291
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,251
‎就和我约会一次吧 拜托

292
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:09,959
‎我觉得你是全世界最温柔
‎最聪明、最绿的鸡！

293
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,626
‎你是只狐狸 你吃鸡蛋

294
00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:15,918
‎我不会再吃了
‎我已经一个月没碰鸡蛋了

295
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:19,834
‎我在吃排毒饮食
‎只吃虫子、玉米和泥土

296
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,459
‎我感觉特别好！

297
00:20:22,418 --> 00:20:25,084
‎我变了 桑德拉 我是一只全新的狐狸

298
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:28,793
‎也许吧 但你还是狐狸

299
00:20:28,876 --> 00:20:31,668
‎他们之间似乎出了些问题
‎但肯定能解决的

300
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:34,001
‎爱情会失败的 一贯如此

301
00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:37,376
‎满怀希望 似乎很美好 然后

302
00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:39,459
‎它就在你眼前爆炸了

303
00:20:39,584 --> 00:20:40,584
‎砰！

304
00:20:40,668 --> 00:20:42,168
‎和其他所有东西一样

305
00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,834
‎你会看到的 我是个改过自新的狐狸

306
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,584
‎瞧 他下班了

307
00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:50,168
‎我不需要吃鸡蛋！

308
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,959
‎谁说狐狸要吃鸡蛋的？我不需要吃

309
00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:56,376
‎我不需要鸡蛋

310
00:20:56,459 --> 00:20:58,709
‎我不需要鸡蛋！

311
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:10,543
‎那是个特别好的枕头

312
00:21:12,168 --> 00:21:14,251
‎你非常坚强 迈克尔

313
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:16,751
‎试着保持冷静

314
00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:33,418
‎-我们的机会来了
‎-待在这里

315
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,918
‎TWB！团队合作伙伴

316
00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:36,876
‎不是

317
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:40,626
‎他现在压力很大

318
00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:42,501
‎你好 自己

319
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:45,543
‎现在 该列出简单的事实了

320
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:49,709
‎玉米很…美味

321
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:54,834
‎玉米很…美味

322
00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:58,584
‎再来一遍 玉米…

323
00:21:59,293 --> 00:22:00,251
‎很…

324
00:22:00,876 --> 00:22:02,001
‎美…

325
00:22:02,626 --> 00:22:04,918
‎-我爱鸡蛋！
‎-我爱鸡蛋！

326
00:22:08,001 --> 00:22:11,126
‎嘘 嘿 不 你不爱

327
00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:12,168
‎不 我不爱

328
00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:14,876
‎保持冷静 迈克尔

329
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,668
‎你很坚强 你很冷静

330
00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,959
‎你是个不吃鸡蛋的战士

331
00:22:21,876 --> 00:22:23,834
‎我是个不吃鸡蛋的战士

332
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,501
‎这个非常舒缓

333
00:22:36,084 --> 00:22:38,251
‎我叫你待在外面的

334
00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:41,334
‎我知道我应该待在外面
‎不要做励志演讲

335
00:22:41,418 --> 00:22:44,126
‎但我们俩要对外面那只长颈鹿鸡负责

336
00:22:44,251 --> 00:22:47,918
‎不管你喜不喜欢 他都依靠我们
‎从那只狐狸身上偷走领带

337
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:50,543
‎我们能做到的 我们必须做到

338
00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:53,459
‎因为你说得对 我们不是一个团队

339
00:22:53,876 --> 00:22:55,501
‎你终于理解了

340
00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:57,043
‎我们是一家人

341
00:22:59,459 --> 00:23:00,709
‎励志演讲结束

342
00:23:02,418 --> 00:23:04,626
‎行吧 计划是什么？

343
00:23:08,293 --> 00:23:11,168
‎先天是什么？后天是什么？

344
00:23:11,251 --> 00:23:14,501
‎我不知道
‎所以我才将他叫做“不确定”

345
00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:16,126
‎停下！

346
00:23:16,793 --> 00:23:18,793
‎别再想着鸡蛋了！

347
00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:21,376
‎你能做到的 迈克尔…

348
00:23:34,793 --> 00:23:37,834
‎现在没有人在取你的领带

349
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:41,126
‎现在没有人在取我的领带

350
00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:44,126
‎你很放松
‎你在最让你感到快乐的地方

351
00:23:44,209 --> 00:23:47,001
‎只有你和桑德拉两个 你们在约会

352
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:50,126
‎只有我和桑德拉两个 我们在约会

353
00:23:50,209 --> 00:23:54,084
‎听着最抒情的抒情爵士

354
00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:21,793
‎我家里并没有两个人在取我的领带

355
00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:24,584
‎我家里并没有两个人

356
00:24:24,668 --> 00:24:26,251
‎在取我的领带

357
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,251
‎我们走吧

358
00:24:34,834 --> 00:24:36,959
‎爸爸

359
00:24:40,001 --> 00:24:41,293
‎你说得对 山姆

360
00:24:41,793 --> 00:24:44,001
‎我们算是一家人

361
00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:47,001
‎你不能选择你的家人
‎也不能真的弃他们不顾

362
00:24:47,084 --> 00:24:49,668
‎你这一辈子都和家人在一起

363
00:24:50,043 --> 00:24:51,251
‎所以 到头来

364
00:24:52,334 --> 00:24:54,543
‎还是投降 让他们待在附近

365
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,459
‎会更容易一些

366
00:24:58,293 --> 00:25:00,168
‎（山姆）

367
00:25:00,251 --> 00:25:03,918
‎你说出来了 幸好我让你留下来了

368
00:25:04,001 --> 00:25:06,709
‎因为我们是一个团队 你是大脑

369
00:25:06,793 --> 00:25:10,459
‎如果我可以这么说的话
‎我是另一个大脑 对了

370
00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:14,126
‎只要一点点山姆 一点点盖伊

371
00:25:14,209 --> 00:25:15,959
‎放在一起 就变成了什么？

372
00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:18,084
‎成功秘诀

373
00:25:18,334 --> 00:25:20,834
‎哦

374
00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:26,751
‎郑重声明 我不是故意要那么做的

375
00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:30,418
‎你现在怎么能饿了？

376
00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:31,376
‎什么？

377
00:25:31,543 --> 00:25:32,876
‎你的肚子在…

378
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,876
‎有礼了？

379
00:26:38,584 --> 00:26:40,584
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