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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎劇名：車

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‎（油漆觀察員）

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‎我們上次離開蓋伊時
‎他失去了所有希望

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‎絕望之際，燒掉了他的行李箱

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‎突然有聲響，他抓起行李箱

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‎裡面有東西！

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‎是隻野生的可怕動物！

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‎沒有地方可以躲藏

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‎就是這樣了，我完蛋了
‎這是我人生最後一天

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‎別這麼戲劇化了

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‎牠只是想跟你玩

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‎（無價）

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‎無價？

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‎這邊…你看！去撿吧！

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‎（史涅茲汽車旅館）

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‎有人在嗎？

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‎還是要去咇咇城！
‎聽不到那人在叫什麼

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‎這裡實在太好玩了！

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‎等等…！

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‎我不跟你玩

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‎（遠勝無價）

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‎不…！

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‎為什麼有這麼多花瓶？

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‎還是要去咇咇城！還是要去咇咇城！

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‎好，小朋友，乖

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‎我只是想讓你回去行李箱裡，你就…

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‎嗨？

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‎我是先生？

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‎糟糕

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‎等！

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‎拜託，等！

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‎你好？

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‎我是先生？一切都還好嗎？

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‎謝謝！我們沒事

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‎房間沒有失火，也沒有淹水

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‎太好了，先生

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‎希望您享受您的行政套房

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‎內有17個希罕無價的花瓶

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‎那些有保險嗎？

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‎沒有！它們希罕無價

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‎總之，您是五星會員

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‎您可享受免費催眠曲服務！

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‎請到床上躺好，讓我幫您蓋好被子…

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‎不介意的話…

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‎我站著睡得比較好

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‎好的，先生

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‎在薩拉梅森到葛雷的旅程上
‎為您服務是我們的榮幸

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‎感謝您遵守我們不帶寵物的政策

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‎我們與您道晚安，希望很快再見

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‎順便提醒您

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‎退房時間是中午

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‎謝謝你

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‎你真有才華

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‎不！

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‎（超級無敵無價）

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‎很好！就快到家了，長頸雞先生

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‎（我是家）

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‎（不可入內）

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‎垃圾郵件！太好了

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‎後空翻！

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‎好了，大個兒

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‎歡迎來到我家

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‎現在不只有我了！讓我帶你看看這裡

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‎東西差不多都在這裡了

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‎但是不要太放鬆

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‎因為我們倆要上路了！

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‎山姆以為他尋找好友的旅程
‎終於要結束了

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‎因為行李箱裡放的正是他的新朋友

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‎誰準備好要接受很多很多擁抱了？
‎這還只是第一個

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‎什麼…

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‎（發明者：我是蓋伊
‎注意：可能爆炸）

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‎長頸雞呢？

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‎長頸雞呢？

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‎（我們的創始人）

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‎延誤？什麼延誤？

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‎不行！我告訴過你
‎那隻動物得在史涅茲日前到咇咇城

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‎今天已經是凡斯日了

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‎凡斯日、龐斯日、班斯日
‎溫斯日、隆斯日、史涅茲日

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‎對，我知道我有很多別的動物

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‎我有整個東北四分之一半球

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‎最厲害的珍稀動物收藏

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‎謝謝！

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‎但是跟長頸雞比起來

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‎這些全都只能算是一堆輸家！

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‎沒錯，你們就是

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‎史涅茲日日出之前
‎牆上就會有顆新的頭

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‎要不是長頸雞的，就是你的

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‎懂嗎？

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‎（C小調骨寒漸強）

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‎（唐娜餐館）

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‎我可不會說好聽話

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‎老大跟你問好

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‎他說他明白我們的努力
‎會永遠對我們有信心

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‎他還特別要我稱讚你的帽子

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‎格蘭茲，那已經是好聽話了
‎甜到我都要蛀牙了

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‎你好，大個子，需要什麼呢？

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‎告別任務特餐，外帶

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‎-好的
‎-等等！告別任務特餐？

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‎-你是說…
‎-沒錯

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‎我要從壞蛋局退休了

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‎我最後的任務就要結束了

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‎動物園守衛告訴我們
‎他在長頸雞籠外找到了什麼？

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‎風箏、浮潛面鏡和呼吸管
‎還有撐竿跳的竿子

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‎也算是你最厲害的恐嚇手法

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‎格魯斯堡只有一個地方有賣這些東西

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‎連姆的風箏、浮潛用具和撐竿跳竿店

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‎（跳樓大拍賣）

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‎可憐的連姆

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‎看來風箏、浮潛用具
‎和跳竿的經濟泡沫終於破了

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‎真難相信啊

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‎今年只有一個客人
‎地址就在…這張收據上

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‎格蘭茲，這是最後的任務
‎去抓我們的目標吧

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‎-目的地：83…
‎-835…

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‎你有在寫嗎？北大話格魯夫路8351號

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‎是北，不是南！

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‎好，妳確定他住在那裡？

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‎那個點了綠雞蛋和火腿的矮子？

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‎沒錯！山姆！

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‎沒錯！你們是行李箱兄弟！

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‎不是！我們才不是行李箱兄弟

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‎氣呼呼的蓋伊跑到了格魯夫路上

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‎要告訴我是山姆，他受夠了

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‎（北大話格魯夫路）

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‎可惜就算我告訴蓋伊，他也聽不到

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‎“小心！壞蛋他們已經在那裡了！”

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‎（建議進入）

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‎（請多徘徊）

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‎（歡迎流浪者）

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‎（請來推銷）

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‎（請給擁抱）

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‎要去哪裡嗎？

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‎沒有，至少不是要來這裡
‎幹嘛問？

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‎幹嘛問？不知，你幹嘛問？

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‎我們在找東西，這是你家嗎？

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‎這裡？不是！

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‎要不是你家，為什麼你在這裡？

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‎其實我覺得這比較像是一輛車吧

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‎要不是你家，你怎麼知道？

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‎抓到他的狐狸尾巴了！
‎你做得真棒，溫克！

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‎我知道

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‎要是那行李箱裡有我們所想的東西

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‎那你麻煩可大了

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‎行李箱？什麼行李箱？

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‎這個行李箱啊？

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‎沒什麼！裡面什麼也沒有！

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‎這行李箱不過是各大商店都有賣的

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‎普通的公事包

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‎說是公事包，我指的是行李箱

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‎你真的說了很多次行李箱

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‎行李箱？真的嗎？沒有吧

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‎沒比平常多說“行李箱”
‎我平常就很少說

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‎總之，不好意思
‎這案子我幫不了你們

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‎我相信一定很快就能解決

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‎你瞧，這根本不是我的！是我拿錯的

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‎格蘭茲，傢伙拿來

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‎不要動，這完全不會痛的

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‎你們是誰？

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‎我們是壞蛋！

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‎對！我一直都想這樣說

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‎我今晚有很多日記可寫了！

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‎嘿，快上車！

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‎來吧！我們腳底抹油！

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‎快走！

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‎他拿了我的車

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‎天啊！逃犯！我們遇到了逃犯！

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‎沒錯

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‎這本來該是你的告別任務

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‎你本來都打包好了，但是糟糕！

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‎那今天可不會發生了

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‎還沒有！不會是今天！但是…

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‎（溫克退休快樂！）

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‎我是山姆毀了麥克溫克的大日子

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‎他竭盡全力

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‎毛都白了

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‎什麼？

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‎沒事

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‎逃跑很好玩吧？

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‎剛才真的很險呢？

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‎你跟我在這車裡，就安全沒事了

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‎沒錯！百分之百安全！

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‎怎麼了？那些神經病是誰？

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‎他們是壞蛋，我以為他們說過了

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‎等等！不要打開！

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‎你把牠放出來了？

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‎牠？這隻長頸雞是有名字的

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‎我只是還沒決定要選哪一個

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‎到目前為止，我都叫他大個兒

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‎但我也在考慮“鷹嘴豆”跟“小蓋伊”

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‎腦力激盪一下，雖然小蓋伊現在

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‎-機會最大
‎-我不在乎

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‎你可以不要再舔我了嗎？

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‎做得好，蓋伊，你給了牠一個毛球

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‎不！別人會看到的！

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‎沒關係

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‎看看牠！牠超愛！

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‎小蓋伊喜歡把頭伸出窗外

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‎（您正離開格魯夫斯堡
‎逃跑的希罕長頸雞家鄉）

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‎大家都在找這隻動物！

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‎要是被人看到，我們的麻煩可就大了

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‎麻煩？放輕鬆

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‎我是有執照的…

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‎野生動物救援人員

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‎那些壞蛋想要把這小可憐賣給收藏家

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‎而我則為牠的最佳利益打算

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00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:48,626
‎伯母一定很驕傲，快讓我下車吧

207
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,418
‎拜託，你要去哪裡？

208
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:55,293
‎咇咇城

209
00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:57,209
‎騙人！

210
00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:59,376
‎我也要去咇咇城

211
00:14:59,459 --> 00:15:02,001
‎我要把小蓋伊帶去那裡

212
00:15:02,126 --> 00:15:05,376
‎你要去咇咇城做什麼，好旅伴？

213
00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:09,418
‎我要去咇咇城當油漆觀察員

214
00:15:10,751 --> 00:15:12,251
‎去觀察油漆乾了沒有？

215
00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:14,376
‎真好玩！

216
00:15:14,668 --> 00:15:17,043
‎好玩…

217
00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,501
‎一點也不好玩

218
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:22,126
‎這完全是實用取向的備胎職業

219
00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:27,751
‎完全就是！根本不用放棄夢想

220
00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:30,751
‎讓我在這裡下車！

221
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:35,543
‎嘿

222
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:39,959
‎對不起，好旅伴
‎我沒有對你的新工作感到超興奮

223
00:15:40,668 --> 00:15:44,376
‎但你給我的感覺是注定做大事的人

224
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:49,459
‎不好意思讓你失望了，我是山姆
‎但是我不是那種人

225
00:15:54,543 --> 00:15:55,918
‎好吧

226
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:58,084
‎-想交換一下聯絡資訊嗎？
‎-不用

227
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,709
‎那再見的擁抱呢？為了長頸雞

228
00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:07,584
‎好吧，你不喜歡擁抱，我尊重這點

229
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:11,209
‎還是好好握個手
‎計畫一下怎麼在咇咇城見面？

230
00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:13,043
‎-等你到那邊的時候
‎-不要！

231
00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:30,459
‎（安全第一）

232
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:38,876
‎（按下）

233
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:40,584
‎寶貝，不要扭了

234
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:43,001
‎安全帶感覺陷入皮膚裡

235
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:44,751
‎它才有作用

236
00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:49,418
‎我真不敢相信，我忘了安全氣囊！

237
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,043
‎媽，這擠在我臉上

238
00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:56,834
‎這樣呢？妳可以移動嗎？

239
00:16:57,918 --> 00:16:59,543
‎-不能
‎-太好了

240
00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:06,459
‎-打這邊！
‎-對！

241
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,543
‎-打得好！
‎-得分！

242
00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:12,126
‎-天啊！
‎-很棒的比賽！

243
00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:22,043
‎咇咇城一定超好玩，我保證

244
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:24,084
‎這是出差，媽

245
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,043
‎妳只是要去史涅茲那邊呈現豆子而已

246
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:30,126
‎不是！才不是什麼那邊！

247
00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:32,834
‎是史涅茲日慶典…那邊

248
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:41,293
‎再說大城市裡
‎有好多美妙的景色可以看

249
00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:44,584
‎對！沒錯！

250
00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:48,751
‎我聽說他們有間玩具店
‎大到裡面放得下雲霄飛車

251
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,668
‎-我們可以去看嗎？
‎-當然！

252
00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:55,084
‎史涅茲公司的會議室風景很好

253
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:58,918
‎超乾淨的全景窗

254
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:03,459
‎相信我，妳能隔著安全距離
‎看到所有超酷的東西

255
00:18:10,918 --> 00:18:14,626
‎（咇咇城 9999999999999公里）

256
00:18:32,209 --> 00:18:33,043
‎我得救了

257
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,876
‎嗨，請停車！

258
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:42,251
‎拜託！

259
00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:01,709
‎媽，妳看！那個人需要幫忙！

260
00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:06,543
‎救命！拜託！我真的很需要幫忙！

261
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:10,001
‎來喔

262
00:19:16,918 --> 00:19:17,793
‎謝天謝地

263
00:19:18,251 --> 00:19:19,501
‎不好意思打擾

264
00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:22,168
‎我被卡在這裡，沒有人幫我

265
00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:24,001
‎我真的得搭車去咇咇…

266
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:28,459
‎蓋伊看到米雪莉的臉時
‎臉上有如火燒

267
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,376
‎她目睹到他摔爛了心愛的自飛機

268
00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:33,751
‎-媽，停下來！
‎-絕對不行！

269
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,709
‎不能搭載路邊招車的人，伊貝

270
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,501
‎說來不管在哪裡都不行

271
00:19:43,668 --> 00:19:44,959
‎媽媽，妳看他

272
00:19:45,043 --> 00:19:47,043
‎這個可憐人被卡在這裡

273
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:49,251
‎（自動鎖鎖）

274
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,668
‎我不要看他，因為不看路的話

275
00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:55,084
‎會讓這危險的情況更加危險

276
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:58,959
‎而且他的聲音明顯指出
‎他是個有毛病的瘋子

277
00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:00,501
‎-我不是
‎-或者到處飄蕩

278
00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:03,084
‎想讓我們成為他邪惡圖謀的棋子

279
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,251
‎那也不對

280
00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:07,209
‎妳有考慮過他可能會是重刑犯嗎？

281
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:10,251
‎對不起，要是妳不想載我一程

282
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,543
‎可以在我聽不到的地方說這些嗎？

283
00:20:12,626 --> 00:20:14,709
‎妳的評斷很傷人

284
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:17,334
‎沒錯！我確實不太體貼

285
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:20,918
‎總之祝你接下來旅途愉快，瘋子先生

286
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:22,918
‎-媽，等等
‎-扣好安全頭帶，乖

287
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,876
‎我要轉到超比檔了

288
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:25,959
‎媽，停車！

289
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,959
‎長頸雞…

290
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:56,418
‎綠雞蛋…

291
00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:00,084
‎討厭的矮子…

292
00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:02,918
‎討厭！

293
00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:15,376
‎蓋伊開始覺得，他做了錯誤的選擇

294
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,626
‎是誰在說話？

295
00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:20,543
‎那是什麼聲音？

296
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:22,043
‎我是你的旁白，蓋伊

297
00:21:22,126 --> 00:21:23,876
‎你腦子裡的人

298
00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:25,376
‎要是你聽得到我說話

299
00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:32,376
‎-你就快發瘋…
‎-發瘋…！

300
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,168
‎綠雞蛋！

301
00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:38,793
‎綠雞蛋！綠雞蛋和火腿！

302
00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:43,209
‎綠雞蛋…！

303
00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:45,459
‎綠雞蛋和火腿！

304
00:21:45,543 --> 00:21:47,209
‎蓋伊！

305
00:21:47,668 --> 00:21:53,043
‎蓋伊…你聽得到我說話嗎？

306
00:21:53,126 --> 00:21:53,959
‎嘿！

307
00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:55,751
‎你是誰？

308
00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:58,876
‎發生了什麼事？快出來！

309
00:22:03,668 --> 00:22:05,293
‎下雨了！

310
00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:08,501
‎真美

311
00:22:08,584 --> 00:22:10,501
‎真是清爽

312
00:22:23,459 --> 00:22:26,668
‎-全都是雞蛋！
‎-蓋伊

313
00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:29,418
‎嘿，蓋伊！

314
00:22:29,501 --> 00:22:32,543
‎你看起來嚇到了，蓋伊

315
00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:36,751
‎你看起來很虛弱！你看起來…

316
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:38,876
‎很餓

317
00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:43,084
‎嘿！

318
00:22:43,501 --> 00:22:47,709
‎我猜我一定走錯路了
‎結果又回到你這邊

319
00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:49,043
‎真怪

320
00:22:50,251 --> 00:22:53,418
‎幸好我多帶了一些食物跟飲料

321
00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:56,418
‎就留在這裡，怕你這段漫長的旅途

322
00:22:56,501 --> 00:23:00,168
‎萬一需要一點提神的東西

323
00:23:06,793 --> 00:23:08,793
‎這是什麼？熱巧克力？

324
00:23:09,334 --> 00:23:10,918
‎我搞錯了

325
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:14,376
‎我給自己點了一杯熱呼呼的熱巧克力

326
00:23:14,543 --> 00:23:19,126
‎給你的是冷冰冰的冰巧克力

327
00:23:29,126 --> 00:23:31,668
‎熱巧克力感覺真棒

328
00:23:31,751 --> 00:23:34,293
‎在這台冷氣超強的車子裡坐上一天

329
00:23:34,376 --> 00:23:37,793
‎真的是冷死人了

330
00:23:45,334 --> 00:23:49,043
‎要再一起當旅伴嗎？

331
00:23:52,668 --> 00:23:56,501
‎（綠雞蛋…綠雞蛋和火腿）

332
00:23:58,334 --> 00:24:00,584
‎好吧，我就跟你一起去咇咇城

333
00:24:00,668 --> 00:24:02,126
‎咇咇城

334
00:24:02,209 --> 00:24:05,209
‎只要你那隻野獸保證不再煩我

335
00:24:05,293 --> 00:24:08,334
‎當然！不用擔心

336
00:24:08,418 --> 00:24:12,084
‎說到處理野生長頸雞，我可是專家

337
00:24:13,793 --> 00:24:15,459
‎每次都這樣！

338
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:24,043
‎嘿，老兄！你得一起吃！

339
00:24:24,126 --> 00:24:25,418
‎我有兩人吃的份

340
00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:28,876
‎不！我不要在車裡吃

341
00:24:29,043 --> 00:24:30,959
‎好吧

342
00:24:31,043 --> 00:24:34,126
‎那真是奇怪的特定立場

343
00:24:34,209 --> 00:24:38,709
‎但我就把這個吃的幸福放在這裡
‎以免你改變心意

344
00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:40,918
‎我有更好的計畫

345
00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:46,084
‎想得好，好旅伴
‎你放鬆一下，小睡一下吧

346
00:24:48,251 --> 00:24:51,834
‎山姆開車，你安全得很

347
00:24:57,959 --> 00:24:59,001
‎蓋伊！

348
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,626
‎太陽照屁股囉，賴床鬼！

349
00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:10,084
‎早安，小懶蟲

350
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,668
‎-什麼…
‎-希望你睡得好

351
00:25:14,959 --> 00:25:16,668
‎幫個忙

352
00:25:16,751 --> 00:25:19,209
‎有機會的話，用滾的下車吧？

353
00:25:19,293 --> 00:25:21,126
‎-只要把腿縮起來…
‎-山姆！

354
00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:22,584
‎你在外面做什麼？

355
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:24,168
‎外面這裡？

356
00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:26,126
‎車子撞進前面的大湖之前

357
00:25:26,209 --> 00:25:27,793
‎我們得先跳下車

358
00:25:27,918 --> 00:25:28,834
‎什麼湖？

359
00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:31,334
‎對不起，就在懸崖下面那裡

360
00:25:32,251 --> 00:25:33,084
‎懸崖？

361
00:26:28,918 --> 00:26:30,834
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