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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（改編自蘇斯博士作品）

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‎劇名：這裡

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‎北方西村的東邊，好灣的南方

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‎有個小鎮叫做格魯夫斯堡
‎可能會引起你的注意

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‎故事就從這裡開始

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‎誰知道會發生什麼事呢？

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‎一切是從一個風箏開始，然後…

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‎騙人的吧！

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‎那…是個忍者！

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‎這是蘇斯博士，我沒預料到…

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‎怎麼會切斷那條線呢？

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‎一張紙能做什麼？

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‎你回答了我的問題

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‎（格魯夫斯堡動物園
‎全球聞名長頸雞的家鄉）

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‎前滾翻！

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‎這個偷溜哥偷溜進動物園

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‎經過麋火雞

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‎海象豚

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‎還有駱牛

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‎牆不是個問題，幾乎連障礙都算不上

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‎但那些大拍手龜可就不一樣了

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‎喔！好一記龜拍

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‎（禁止進入）

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‎（危險勿入）

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‎（危險）

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‎好吧，好吧，安靜…

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‎乖，乖…

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‎乖

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‎乖，大個兒

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‎哇！

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‎但是當守衛到場，他會發現

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‎籠子還在，但是那人跟那動物…

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‎卻不在了

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‎注意左邊！忙碌的發明家路過

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‎我要遲到了…！

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‎你心想：“這是誰呢？急得跑來跑去”

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‎別急著問問題，之後會說到
‎不用擔心

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‎（人生最重要的會議）

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‎正好準時

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‎就是這裡

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‎是誰把水坑…

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‎嘿，先生！救救嘮叨症患者吧？

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‎沒時間

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‎他們一直狂叫，但是我們正在找解藥

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‎請簽個名吧

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‎這些白痴狂叫嘮叨症害我遲到

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‎（救救嘮叨症患者：不要）

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‎不好意思，先生

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‎能不能幫我們拍張照？

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‎-不要！
‎-太好了，謝謝！

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‎我不是那個意思

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‎按上面的那個按鈕

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‎說“我要毀了你的人生”

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‎“我們要毀了你的人生”

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‎（會議地點：四樓）

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‎拜託喔

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‎我是蓋伊

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‎一輩子都是發明家
‎來這兒參加人生最重要的會議

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‎很好

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‎請坐，接下來七個小時內會輪到你

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‎看看這些完美又厲害的發明！

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‎每個都值得史涅茲的注意

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‎這是反雨傘

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‎還有樹幹除根機

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‎這邊是旁白靜音裝置

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‎不知道有什麼功能

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‎等等！不…不要轉轉盤，拜託！
‎我不能…

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‎妳的一定贏

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‎好耶！

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‎我要去咇咇城了！

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‎我希望我們能擠進門檻

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‎祝我好運，指頭交叉

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‎喔，自動求好運機？
‎他們還說做不出來呢

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‎你的發明是什麼？

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‎沒…沒什麼特別的

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‎沒什麼特別的？聽起來好特別！

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‎很好

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‎快點來看！史涅茲一定會超愛

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‎旁白靜音裝置？這些人不懂我的厲害
‎這可是我的手藝…

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‎-救救嘮叨症患者吧？
‎-哈！我回來了

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‎我的音量回來了

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‎剛好來得及見另一個主角

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‎哇！差點中招，水坑
‎但你弄不到我的！

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‎不過，何不玩玩呢？

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‎-請您救救嘮叨症患者
‎-嘮叨症？

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‎-喔！
‎-我聽說他們會狂叫

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‎真的很可憐，好吧，我要簽哪裡？
‎可以多簽幾次嗎？

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‎我彈！我彈開了

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‎（我是山姆）

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‎（真是山姆）

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‎走吧！有人來囉！

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‎全家福！無價的時刻！微笑！

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‎嘟嘴巴！手叉腰學茶壺！
‎舉起一條腿！

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‎把臉皺起來！蹲下！大叫！

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‎謝謝你，先生！

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‎你叫什麼名字？

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‎我是山姆

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‎山姆就是我

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‎“我是蓋伊”？

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‎“我是蓋伊”在這裡嗎？

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‎房間裡只有我

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‎妳確定沒有要安插別人先進去嗎？

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‎沒有，你是他們想見的最後一個人

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‎別皺眉頭，孩子

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‎只是一群數豆工跟推筆工而已

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‎一顆豆子

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‎兩顆豆子

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‎我們的朋友我是蓋伊不太成功

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‎他所有的發明都成了一場災難

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‎（主席）

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‎那些失敗之作讓他幾乎沒有希望

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‎但是今天他要試試…

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‎最後一次

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‎7462顆豆子

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‎7463顆豆子

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‎好了，輪到你了

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‎讓我們耳目一新吧

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‎旅遊是最糟的事吧？

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‎跟一群陌生人一起被卡在冷氣球上

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‎每個人都對你喋喋不休

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‎煩來煩去，不讓你好好放鬆

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‎最後一班巴士開走了，而你沒坐上

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‎-得要看別人的時間表跟臉色！
‎-7469顆豆子

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‎要是能去想去的地方

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‎隨時都能成行，一個人就能去呢？

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‎現在真的可以了

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‎只要用這個“自飛機”

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‎-有意思
‎-我挺身而進

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‎我本來不甩這個小可憐
‎但他抓住了我的注意力

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‎獨家、革新，絕對適合史涅茲！

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‎很好

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‎正是每個小孩都需要的
‎綁在背上的死亡陷阱

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‎這個產品完全安全

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‎你們將在接下來的展示中看到

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‎絕對不會爆炸

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‎我喜歡

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‎不要爆炸<i>‎…</i>

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‎哇！

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‎我沒有爆炸

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‎自飛機

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‎我想我們都同意

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‎你能去咇咇城

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‎準備好對史涅茲本人提案吧！

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‎那就…

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‎史涅茲日見了！

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‎蓋伊覺得超開心！他終於贏了

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‎他發明了一個必勝產品！

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‎哇！

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‎別弄到我的豆子

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‎天啊

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‎天啊，我可不會講我早說了
‎因為我已經寫下來了

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‎（早說了）

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‎蓋伊心想，他何必過來

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‎因為他發明的一切都肯定會爆炸

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‎（打烊）

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‎這是批評蓋伊的數豆工米雪莉

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‎她的臉總是看起來像是聞到什麼…

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‎很臭的東西

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‎光是想到那個糟糕的裝置
‎就讓我覺得發毛

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‎我可不會讓女兒靠近它

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‎伊貝非常脆弱

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‎伊貝可不脆弱，要是她媽媽知道

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‎她正在用塞了起司的竹子引誘貓熊狗

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‎媽媽一定會很生氣
‎“規定說不准養寵物！”

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‎但是伊貝沒在聽，因為…

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‎有寵物的話就太酷了！

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‎抓到了！

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‎來吧

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‎來吧！

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‎別擔心

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‎我不會告訴妳媽…

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‎謝謝，麥葛李斯太太

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‎只要妳買台車給我就行！

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‎-什麼？
‎-我喜歡紅色的，要能開很快！

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‎側面要有火焰塗裝

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‎妳知道我才十歲吧？

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‎嘿，伊貝！要去騎八輪車嗎？

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‎我想去嗎？當然想

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‎但我可以去嗎？不行

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‎因為我沒有八輪車
‎因為我媽不讓我買

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‎妳要不要坐在我的龍頭上？

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‎我媽媽會知道的

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‎她會看我的眉毛有沒有被風吹過

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‎還有我的狀態是不是
‎有一點點興奮或是古怪

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‎天啊

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‎對啊，你就走吧

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‎連這樣的對話也有點太令人興奮了

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‎我們得打斷本段老人肥皂劇
‎向您報告：

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‎（特報）

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‎一隻長頸雞逃離格魯夫斯堡動物園

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‎嘿！

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‎這隻動物非常狂野，應視為極端危險

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‎我好像找到了新寵物了

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‎（格魯夫斯堡動物園
‎全球聞名長頸雞之前的家）

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‎你好，我們想問問長頸雞的事

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‎我知道的都跟你們警方說過了

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‎我們不是警察

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‎我們是壞蛋

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‎對，名片上都有寫，看看吧

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‎（壞蛋）

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‎-字體不錯吧？
‎-你們有名片？

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‎不！

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‎不要傷害我！我什麼都告訴你！

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‎長頸雞在哪裡？

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‎最好說快點，因為這支棒子感覺很重

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‎牠就逃跑了！

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‎他在說謊

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‎拜託，麥克溫可
‎讓我把他放下去嘛

210
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:53,376
‎要是這人在說謊，他的褲子就會著火

211
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:55,918
‎他穿的顯然是膽小鬼褲子

212
00:12:56,459 --> 00:13:00,584
‎告訴我，膽小鬼，你在現場
‎有找到什麼不尋常的東西嗎？

213
00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:02,668
‎不尋常？沒有

214
00:13:02,751 --> 00:13:05,584
‎只有一個風箏
‎浮潛面鏡呼吸管和跳竿

215
00:13:06,584 --> 00:13:08,209
‎格蘭茲，放掉他吧

216
00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:13,834
‎我是說…放他走

217
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,584
‎糟糕！是我的錯

218
00:13:15,668 --> 00:13:16,751
‎我的錯

219
00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:18,501
‎對不起囉

220
00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:22,834
‎我完成了多少任務，格蘭茲？

221
00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:25,751
‎862項，是壞蛋界的紀錄！

222
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:27,709
‎妳完成了多少呢？

223
00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:30,501
‎滑車頂…報告，只有一項
‎還是算上這一次的

224
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:33,084
‎容我說一句：到目前為止實在很讚！

225
00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:36,959
‎不是逃跑，是有人侵入
‎帶走了長頸雞

226
00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:40,084
‎動物在那個人手上
‎他就是我們的目標

227
00:13:40,168 --> 00:13:43,918
‎你看得出來嗎？我現在超激動

228
00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:46,084
‎我一直都想要個目標

229
00:13:46,168 --> 00:13:48,876
‎我們找到目標，就能找到長頸雞

230
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:52,168
‎然後直接帶去給老大

231
00:13:59,668 --> 00:14:02,793
‎咇咇城裡，沒有人比史涅茲更大

232
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,168
‎他的頭髮是縮小版的福樂茲

233
00:14:08,918 --> 00:14:12,251
‎告訴我，應聲蟲，好了嗎？

234
00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:13,959
‎好了，史涅茲先生

235
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:16,709
‎他擁有可能擁有的一切

236
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,918
‎例如純金釘書機跟鍍金石頭

237
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,043
‎小心我的石頭

238
00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:25,668
‎上面可鍍了金！

239
00:14:25,751 --> 00:14:27,418
‎是的，史涅茲先生

240
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:33,126
‎但是他的寵物是他最愛的寶物

241
00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,043
‎已經跟著他很久很久的…

242
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,876
‎動物好友

243
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:40,501
‎你們好啊，小朋友

244
00:14:42,251 --> 00:14:43,418
‎別動！

245
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:45,459
‎很好

246
00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:48,376
‎爸爸也愛你們

247
00:14:48,459 --> 00:14:51,168
‎史涅茲的牆上只剩一個空位

248
00:14:51,251 --> 00:14:55,168
‎是留給最稀有的動物

249
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,459
‎（長頸雞）

250
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:02,376
‎蓋伊有很多發明，但是沒有家

251
00:15:02,459 --> 00:15:05,251
‎現在他等不及要離開去漫遊

252
00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:08,793
‎遠一點或近一點，哪裡都沒有差別

253
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:11,668
‎只要不是這裡就好

254
00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:17,001
‎4點28分前往“只要不是這裡”的巴士
‎再三秒鐘就要開車了

255
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,668
‎只剩三秒鐘…

256
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,418
‎-不…
‎-就這樣，三秒鐘過了

257
00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:23,209
‎不！拜託停下巴士！

258
00:15:23,918 --> 00:15:24,751
‎停下巴士！

259
00:15:32,084 --> 00:15:33,709
‎這發明真蠢

260
00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:35,209
‎蓋伊真蠢

261
00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:37,543
‎我放棄！

262
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:41,668
‎（唐娜餐館）

263
00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:45,501
‎那輛巴士真蠢！這個鎮真蠢！
‎這條人行道真蠢！

264
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:48,209
‎這頂帽子真蠢

265
00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:51,168
‎歡迎來到我們的餐館，食客

266
00:15:53,376 --> 00:15:54,834
‎好吧

267
00:15:57,584 --> 00:16:00,126
‎-開胃菜在這邊
‎-我要燕麥泥

268
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,084
‎-搭配一點果醬嗎？
‎-不要

269
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:03,626
‎加點蜂蜜呢，小甜甜？

270
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:07,543
‎只要燕麥泥，乾的，還有一支湯匙

271
00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:09,459
‎一份可憐特餐！

272
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,459
‎可憐特餐，馬上來

273
00:16:15,334 --> 00:16:19,043
‎再來要幹嘛？絕對不要發明

274
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:21,418
‎但他需要工作才能付房租

275
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,168
‎午安，唐娜

276
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,001
‎我好喜歡妳這樣弄毛！

277
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,918
‎你真是的，跟平常一樣啊

278
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:37,876
‎哇，看看這個！

279
00:16:38,459 --> 00:16:40,418
‎我們的手提箱一樣耶！

280
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,959
‎感覺就像找到兩片相同的雪花

281
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:48,001
‎這只是普通的公事包
‎大部分商店都有賣

282
00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:49,793
‎但我們倆都買了！

283
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,459
‎而且，還坐在彼此旁邊

284
00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:54,376
‎我真的覺得…哇！好棒！

285
00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:56,543
‎我只是想說，哇！

286
00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,584
‎我是山姆

287
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,834
‎我是山姆，來自格魯夫斯堡

288
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:04,709
‎你可能有聽過我們吧？

289
00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:06,043
‎你貴姓大名？

290
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:10,459
‎真是好名字，要怎麼寫呢？

291
00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:12,543
‎是一次惡夫，還是兩次？

292
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:15,459
‎山姆，你要吃你常吃的，對吧？

293
00:17:15,543 --> 00:17:17,418
‎要是妳堅持的話

294
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:20,584
‎-綠雞蛋和火腿！
‎-馬上就來

295
00:17:20,668 --> 00:17:21,834
‎好噁心

296
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,584
‎你不喜歡綠雞蛋和火腿？

297
00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:30,126
‎我是山姆，不，我不喜歡

298
00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:33,418
‎我不喜歡綠雞蛋跟和火腿

299
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:36,084
‎明白了，我問了問題，你回答了

300
00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:38,293
‎不用再多問了

301
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,793
‎你有試過嗎？

302
00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:44,126
‎沒有

303
00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:47,959
‎要是你根本沒有吃過
‎怎麼知道你不喜歡？

304
00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:52,251
‎我從沒有吃過海象豚的屎
‎但我很肯定，我也不會喜歡

305
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:55,293
‎但是綠雞蛋和火腿是最好吃、最營養

306
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:57,376
‎世界上最綠的東西！

307
00:17:57,459 --> 00:18:00,584
‎而且，他們這裡做的特別好

308
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:05,084
‎那真是太棒了，但是我不想要
‎在這裡或別的地方都一樣

309
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,334
‎那這樣吧
‎唐娜，做兩份，我請客

310
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,959
‎不！我只要燕麥泥跟湯匙！

311
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:13,209
‎可憐特餐

312
00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:15,584
‎隨便你

313
00:18:16,418 --> 00:18:17,418
‎（油漆觀察員）

314
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:19,834
‎所以，你失敗了什麼？

315
00:18:20,918 --> 00:18:23,668
‎-你能不能讓我自己靜靜？
‎-上菜了！

316
00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:27,751
‎喔！來了！

317
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:31,168
‎好好端上來吧！位子可空著呢！

318
00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:34,168
‎-這是你最愛的，親愛的，請用
‎-太好了！

319
00:18:35,084 --> 00:18:37,751
‎不好意思，但是我先點餐的

320
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,793
‎餐點做好了就會上來

321
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:44,168
‎喔，這聞起來真棒，超有味道

322
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:47,793
‎我聞得出有點蛋味，而且肯定是綠的

323
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:48,834
‎噁心

324
00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:50,793
‎超好吃

325
00:18:50,876 --> 00:18:53,209
‎好像吃著一片片的幸福

326
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:56,251
‎每一口都是！

327
00:18:56,418 --> 00:18:57,751
‎幸福！

328
00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:01,626
‎更幸福了！

329
00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:08,584
‎你們有什麼推薦的慶祝餐點嗎？
‎因為…

330
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:10,668
‎我們要去咇咇城！

331
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:13,793
‎-給大家都來一份吧，伯特！
‎-好

332
00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:15,376
‎-超棒！
‎-太厲害了

333
00:19:15,459 --> 00:19:16,293
‎超綠

334
00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:18,751
‎等不及要到咇咇城試試了！

335
00:19:21,209 --> 00:19:24,793
‎（只有一位發明家沒入選去咇咇城
‎“你去不了的地方”）

336
00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:29,376
‎嘿，唐娜，不好意思催妳

337
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,376
‎但是我的行李箱好兄弟還在等燕麥泥

338
00:19:32,459 --> 00:19:34,709
‎-還要配上湯匙
‎-好，來了

339
00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:36,459
‎謝謝，妳真是太好了

340
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:41,751
‎謝謝

341
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:42,793
‎沒問題

342
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:44,793
‎好朋友就是要這樣

343
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:47,168
‎-我才剛認識你
‎-上菜了

344
00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:49,251
‎-可憐特餐
‎-終於

345
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:51,501
‎請慢用

346
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:53,751
‎小心！很燙！

347
00:19:59,668 --> 00:20:01,501
‎我沒事，好嗎？

348
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:07,543
‎很高興認識你，惡夫！

349
00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:09,584
‎我叫做蓋伊

350
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:13,459
‎那真是個怪名字

351
00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:20,001
‎長頸雞捕捉器材完成

352
00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:23,209
‎現在要首次用活體目標測試

353
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:26,001
‎稀有的東北保母

354
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,418
‎伊貝，我回來了

355
00:20:33,168 --> 00:20:35,626
‎-伊貝？
‎-妳女兒欠我一台車

356
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:37,709
‎要是紅色的

357
00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:39,668
‎好吧

358
00:20:39,751 --> 00:20:42,501
‎謝謝妳，麥葛李斯太太

359
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:45,168
‎喔…妳好，媽媽！

360
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:48,418
‎我最重要的小豆子

361
00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:53,001
‎我感覺到…有點古怪？

362
00:20:55,751 --> 00:20:56,959
‎好吧，沒關係

363
00:20:59,084 --> 00:21:02,001
‎有沒有人很期待我們的出差之旅啊？

364
00:21:02,459 --> 00:21:04,459
‎我！超期待

365
00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:07,918
‎但是，我想提議，我想待在這裡

366
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,543
‎我以為妳很期待去咇咇城？

367
00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:13,459
‎我只是擔心大城市會有問題

368
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:16,459
‎每走一步都是在賭運氣

369
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:20,293
‎也許我留在無聊的格魯夫斯堡
‎啥都不會發生，會比較安全

370
00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:22,001
‎格魯夫斯堡出事了！

371
00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:24,876
‎室內若有兒童或過度保護的單親媽媽

372
00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:26,668
‎-可能要請他們離開
‎-天啊

373
00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:29,626
‎不要慌張！長頸雞非常可怕！

374
00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:33,293
‎牠們有巨大的牙齒，尖銳的爪子
‎一口能把人咬成兩半的嘴

375
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,126
‎我…看過這個

376
00:21:35,209 --> 00:21:38,126
‎爆雷提醒：全是假的，不值得多看

377
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,959
‎看得太久了，牠就會偷走你的靈魂

378
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:42,043
‎那是什麼？

379
00:21:42,418 --> 00:21:44,834
‎那是長頸雞嗎？快逃命吧！

380
00:21:45,668 --> 00:21:47,126
‎牠聞得出我的恐懼

381
00:21:47,209 --> 00:21:49,751
‎天啊！就在格魯夫斯堡這裡？

382
00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:55,084
‎塞了起司的竹子？

383
00:21:55,251 --> 00:21:57,251
‎伊貝，這隻動物不是寵物

384
00:21:57,334 --> 00:21:59,209
‎這是有四隻腳的怪物！

385
00:21:59,293 --> 00:22:01,084
‎長頸雞用兩隻腳走路，媽

386
00:22:01,168 --> 00:22:02,126
‎當然是

387
00:22:02,418 --> 00:22:05,501
‎這樣才能用另外兩隻腳
‎把獵物壓成細泥

388
00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:08,793
‎妳絕對要跟我一起去咇咇城

389
00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:12,334
‎沒錯，大城市可能會有危險

390
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,418
‎所以我們有這些東西

391
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,209
‎這是好友手環

392
00:22:22,293 --> 00:22:24,459
‎真正的友誼！

393
00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:26,543
‎很好玩吧？

394
00:22:26,626 --> 00:22:30,543
‎這樣我們就能一直黏在一起
‎像朋友一樣，保持安全

395
00:22:31,668 --> 00:22:35,168
‎（史涅茲前院旅館）

396
00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:47,293
‎（請享受免費房間升等）

397
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:52,126
‎該是做出選擇的時間了

398
00:22:54,251 --> 00:22:56,376
‎我真的很愛發明

399
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,168
‎他用最有希望的聲音說出

400
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,918
‎但是他的發明總會爆炸，這是事實

401
00:23:01,376 --> 00:23:03,876
‎也許該是開始觀察油漆的時候了？

402
00:23:07,209 --> 00:23:09,251
‎嘿，小心開車，飛利浦！

403
00:23:09,334 --> 00:23:11,584
‎你可能會說這些剩菜要給貓熊狗

404
00:23:11,668 --> 00:23:13,501
‎但我們都知道，是你自己要

405
00:23:13,584 --> 00:23:14,459
‎我說對了吧？

406
00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:18,251
‎飛利浦就是這樣

407
00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:20,834
‎好了，我們要打烊了，山姆

408
00:23:20,918 --> 00:23:21,751
‎是喔

409
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,793
‎謝謝了，唐娜

410
00:23:24,334 --> 00:23:27,126
‎時間也晚了，我也該回家了

411
00:23:27,209 --> 00:23:30,251
‎有一群朋友在等我

412
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,334
‎保證很有樂子

413
00:23:32,418 --> 00:23:33,876
‎可能會是雙倍的樂子

414
00:23:34,834 --> 00:23:38,376
‎還是我把地址給妳吧
‎也許妳跟廚房的人會想過來

415
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,793
‎我還留著，山姆

416
00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:42,918
‎你上次有邀請過我們

417
00:23:45,751 --> 00:23:48,918
‎之前還有六次

418
00:23:50,584 --> 00:23:52,501
‎對，也是

419
00:23:52,668 --> 00:23:53,793
‎也是

420
00:23:54,251 --> 00:23:55,418
‎晚安，唐娜

421
00:23:55,793 --> 00:23:56,834
‎晚安，山姆

422
00:24:03,001 --> 00:24:05,418
‎17號警員提醒各分隊

423
00:24:05,501 --> 00:24:08,126
‎長頸雞非常危險

424
00:24:08,209 --> 00:24:10,001
‎請小心行事

425
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:14,293
‎-你看到了嗎？
‎-有，好像跑進巷子裡了

426
00:24:24,001 --> 00:24:25,584
‎-那是什麼？
‎-我們去看看

427
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,626
‎你先去

428
00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:30,793
‎你要跟我走，長頸雞

429
00:24:41,209 --> 00:24:43,209
‎我們要去咇咇城

430
00:24:43,293 --> 00:24:47,001
‎噹噹噹噹咇咇城…

431
00:24:47,084 --> 00:24:48,918
‎噹噹噹噹咇咇城

432
00:24:49,001 --> 00:24:51,126
‎噹噹噹噹咇咇城

433
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,709
‎你還是聽得到我們

434
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,209
‎窗簾沒有用

435
00:24:56,293 --> 00:24:58,168
‎噹噹噹噹咇咇城

436
00:24:58,251 --> 00:25:00,626
‎噹噹噹噹咇咇城

437
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:03,584
‎蓋伊拿起了行李箱，他要修好自飛機

438
00:25:04,959 --> 00:25:07,543
‎我錯了，他把它丟進了火焰裡

439
00:25:18,043 --> 00:25:19,376
‎不…！