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You were crushin' Gus N' Bru
with your pals the other day.

2
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Pound a round
of Gus N' Bru, Gailer.

3
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(GROUP GROANS)

4
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GROUP: Bonnie McMurray.

5
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Thank you, Bonnie.

6
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No problem, Wayne.

7
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‐How're ya now?
‐Good. And you?

8
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Oh, not so bad.

9
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Bottoms up, super chieftains.

10
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(SIGHS)

11
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Well, I'll go have a pee.

12
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Mmm, breakin' the seal.

13
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I'm gonna go beat the piss
outta the little fella.

14
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Let 'er fly, Dan.

15
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You old porcelain painter,
get the fuck outta here.

16
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Porcelain punishers, Gail.

17
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You got a big number one
on deck there, big shooter?

18
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‐Go squirt, little Curt.
‐WAYNE: Go rock one, Dan.

19
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AM/FM urination station,
get the fuck outta here.

20
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All right. So I'm gonna
make youse all proud

21
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down by the yellow pond.

22
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(GRUNTING) Yup, I will.

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‐Whoa, Dad.
‐Hey, Dad.

24
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‐There you are, Dad.
‐Dad. Hey, Dad.

25
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Who's a dad?

26
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GROUP: You are, Dad!

27
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Why? What youse hear?

28
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Only dads grunt like that
when they stand up.

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‐Or sit down.
‐Or come...

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Over to move the furniture,
get the fuck outta here.

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That was a textbook
dad noise, Dan.

32
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Okay, youse guys
have all been eatin'

33
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too many sugar cereals.

34
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Don't!

35
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'Cause if you wanna...

36
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I haven't had
too much sugar cereal.

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Sit back down, Dan.

38
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‐Why, Miss Katy?
‐Just do it.

39
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(GRUNTING) Okay.

40
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How are ya now, Dad?

41
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You a minivan
or cross‐over guy, Dad?

42
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Up north for some
father‐son fishin', Dad?

43
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Don't get the kids
all riled up before bed, Dad.

44
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‐And, now to be fair...
‐(MIMICKING) To be fair...

45
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‐To be fair...
‐To be fair...

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‐To be fair...
‐ALL: To be fair.

47
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Lots of people emit sounds
when they stands up

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and sits down, not just dads.

49
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No, it's mostly just dads.

50
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You wanna go toss around
the pig skin there, Dad?

51
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Can you please drive us
to the water park, Dad?

52
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Let's go back
to Disney World, Dad.

53
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Can we, can we, can we,
please? Fuck outta here.

54
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All right, what's about moms?

55
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No, moms would never do that.

56
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Moms don't want
to age themselves.

57
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‐Dads don't care, though.
‐Fuck, no.

58
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Dads don't give a care.
It's like,

59
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"Hey, hon, better go clean up
those lawn clippings."

60
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"All right.

61
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(GRUNTING) "Guess I'll watch
State of Play later."

62
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It's like, uh,
"Hey, hon, I'm gonna scoot off

63
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"to book club there, can you
watch Bella and Edward?"

64
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(GRUNTING) "All right. Just
had Field of Dreams PVR'd."

65
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‐(SIGHS)
‐It's like,

66
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"Hey, babe, I think
we should take a vacation

67
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"without the kids."

68
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"Sure, Karen,

69
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(GRUNTING) "'cause I could
use more financial stress."

70
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"Derek, I'm going to
the Fantasia Party

71
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"with the girls. Can you
unload the dishwasher?"

72
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"Of course, Susan.

73
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(GRUNTING) "I guess I'm
jerkin' off again tonight."

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Youse is hilarious.

75
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(GRUNTING) All my friends
is smart alecks.

76
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(GRUNTING) All my friends
is smart alecks.

77
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(GRUNTING) Just a bunch
of smart alecks.

78
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(GRUNTING) Guess I'm
jerkin' off again tonight.

79
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See, like, not all dad noises
are bad dad noises.

80
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So, like maybe
sometimes mom might say,

81
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"Hey, hon, the kids are gone
away campin' for the weekend,

82
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"why don't we do
some toe curlin'?"

83
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And then dad might lean into

84
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a real Tony the Tiger
dad noise.

85
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Like... (GROWLING) "Great!"

86
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

87
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Sure thing, Bonnie.
See you soon.

88
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WAYNE: Hmm...
What's the frequency, Kenneth?

89
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Bonnie McMurray

90
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has invited us
to a hot tub party.

91
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Well, who doesn't love
a hot tub party?

92
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‐Dary?
‐I would love

93
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to go to a hot tub party
at Bonnie McMurray's.

94
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Daniel?

95
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Oh, I wouldn't miss Bonnie's
hot tub party for the world.

96
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Youse two
should take a deep breath.

97
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That's a good way
to get hemorrhoids.

98
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Yeah, that,
or sitting on a cold surface.

99
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Now that's an old wives' tale.

100
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‐No, it isn't. No, it isn't.
‐Yes, it is.

101
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‐Figure it out.
‐BOTH: She's mine!

102
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Let's get these guys
a fuckin' Puppers.

103
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You heard me say it.
Because I heard me say it,

104
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and I know
you heard me say it.

105
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‐I'm sweet on Bonnie McMurray.
‐Oh, yeah?

106
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And how's that workin' out
for you, big shooter?

107
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‐What's the problem?
‐BOTH: Bonnie McMurray.

108
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You're both sweet
on Bonnie McMurray?

109
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BOTH: Yes.

110
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You know,
I have had a busy winter,

111
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but I'd toss my hat
in the ring there, too.

112
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Did youse do pot today?

113
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‐KATY: Yes.
‐BOTH: No.

114
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‐BOTH: Why?
‐Well...

115
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She's a bit young, isn't she?

116
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Well, she's 20.

117
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‐Well, I'm only...
‐Doesn't matter.

118
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‐And I'm just...
‐Don't care.

119
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‐(BANGING)
‐BOTH: She's mine!

120
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Well, she's a pretty girl.
It's just, uh...

121
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Could let the paint dry
a wee bit there, eh?

122
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I'll tell you what, Dan.

123
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What, Dary?

124
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Let's let her decide.

125
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It's always her decision!

126
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The battle
for Bonnie McMurray begins.

127
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Do you know sperms
can stay alive in hot tubs?

128
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‐(SLURPS)
‐(PHONE BUZZING)

129
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‐How're ya now?
‐It's not us.

130
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Not s'bad.

131
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Did you hear me, shirt‐tucker?

132
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All the clown costumes,
the petty vandalism

133
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around Letterkenny,
it's not us.

134
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I've not heard about it,
it mustn't be s'bad.

135
00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,866
Remember when I said
it was petty?

136
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See, we've got our hands full
of degens from up country.

137
00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:06,966
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
Okay...

138
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You do you, boo,
I'll take care of this.

139
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‐Over and out.
‐(PHONE BEEPS)

140
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That true about sperms
in hot tubs?

141
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No.

142
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But the writers of
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

143
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could have kinda run with that
if they wanted to.

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‐(CONTROLLERS CLICKING)
‐(GAME BEEPING)

145
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‐STEWART: Roald.
‐ROALD: Stewart.

146
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STEWART: How long have
we been original NES gaming?

147
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ROALD: Two hours Contra,
two hours Ninja Gaiden,

148
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two hours
Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles,

149
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two hours Simon's Quest,
two hours Mega Man 2.

150
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‐Ten hours.
‐Ish.

151
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Yeah.

152
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There's heat on FAK‐U
after our most recent ruckus.

153
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It's best we nest.

154
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‐ROALD: We should stop.
‐(GAE SCOFFS)

155
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‐GAE: No.
‐STEWART: No?

156
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‐(SCOFFS)
‐What do you mean... (SCOFFS)

157
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(SCOFFS) I know
what she means.

158
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No, we don't stop gaming.

159
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‐No?
‐(SCOFFS) Did I stutter?

160
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(SCOFFS) No, you did not.

161
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Too much left to delve.

162
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Now, I'm not complaining,
but these games

163
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are between 20
and 30 years old.

164
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You're not...

165
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Bored?

166
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Far from blase.

167
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Wondrous.

168
00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,733
What's next?

169
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We haven't even ransacked
the sports games yet.

170
00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,200
‐Guilty pleasures.
‐Pleasures, no less.

171
00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:09,000
‐Tecmo Super Bowl.
‐(BOTH GROANING)

172
00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:10,133
‐Punch‐Out!!
‐(BOTH GROANING)

173
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‐Hoops.
‐(BOTH GROANING)

174
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‐Excitebike.
‐(BOTH GASPING)

175
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‐Blades of Steel.
‐(BOTH MOANING)

176
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‐American Gladiators.
‐(BOTH SHRIEKING)

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‐California Games.
‐(BOTH SHRIEKING)

178
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‐But after that...
‐NES Open?

179
00:06:20,466 --> 00:06:22,133
‐Baseball Simulator 1.000?
‐(SIGHS)

180
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‐Paperboy!
‐(HICCUPPING)

181
00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,900
‐No. Let's do something else.
‐(SIGHS)

182
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Do you guys like dancing?

183
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‐Fuck it. Let's go.
‐(LAUGHS)

184
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Hold it.
You're not going anywhere.

185
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Smells like...

186
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Feet in here.

187
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Eh?

188
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‐Players‐only meeting.
‐Players‐only meeting, ferda.

189
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Now, we're close, boys.

190
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We're gonna get that W,

191
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but there's still some
spring cleaning

192
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to take care of before
this team comes together.

193
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Some housekeeping, ferda.

194
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Now... (SIGHS)

195
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To truly come together
as a team...

196
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‐And get W's...
‐Order must be established.

197
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And to establish order,
we must implement fines.

198
00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,200
(SNAPS) Reilly
will be your commissioner.

199
00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:08,400
(SNAPS) Jonesy will be
co‐commissioner

200
00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:10,066
plus treasurer.

201
00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,866
I'll be collecting
fines, boys.

202
00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,866
SHORSEY: Give your balls
a tug, you tit‐fucker.

203
00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,333
Shorsey. Hmm.

204
00:07:15,366 --> 00:07:17,466
You bring me
to fine number one.

205
00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,000
Boys, I wake up

206
00:07:19,033 --> 00:07:20,833
in the middle of the night
dry‐heaving

207
00:07:20,866 --> 00:07:22,866
at the amount of bush
in this room.

208
00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,866
We thought
tummy‐stick hedgehogs

209
00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,066
were extinct, boys.

210
00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,933
Shave your
fuckin' junk hair, boys.

211
00:07:27,966 --> 00:07:29,833
It's disgusting, boys.

212
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And Shorsey
is the guiltiest of 'em all!

213
00:07:32,466 --> 00:07:34,233
‐(SHORSEY FARTS)
‐Reilly

214
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will be your bush inspector.

215
00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:38,866
And Jonesy will be
your associate bush inspector.

216
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Plus...

217
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GM of bush.

218
00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,166
Now, we were really
hard on you guys last year

219
00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,733
before we were bush inspector,
associate bush inspector,

220
00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,266
and GM of bush, so...

221
00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,766
We're appointing Barts

222
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as Senior Director
of Bush Operations.

223
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Appointing Yorkie Senior Scout
in Charge of Bush Development.

224
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First fine goes to Shorsey!

225
00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,266
SHORSEY: Fuck your
entire fucking life, bud.

226
00:07:58,300 --> 00:07:59,466
From now on,

227
00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,400
$20 fine,
every game and praccy

228
00:08:01,433 --> 00:08:03,466
'til she's
shaved down to the wood.

229
00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,833
As bald as a Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle, Shoresey!

230
00:08:06,866 --> 00:08:09,366
‐SHORSEY: Tit‐fucker.
‐(SIGHS)

231
00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,366
On to the second order
of business.

232
00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,266
‐Hmm. Hmm.
‐Hmm. Boomtown.

233
00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,933
There are certain things
that stand directly in the way

234
00:08:16,966 --> 00:08:18,233
of a team coming together.

235
00:08:18,266 --> 00:08:19,500
There are certain things
that stand

236
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in the way of W's, buddy.

237
00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:24,033
And if you truly want
this team to come together...

238
00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:27,000
And if you want this team
to get W's...

239
00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:29,166
We're gonna need
to see your junk, buddy.

240
00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,833
Don't feel bad.

241
00:08:30,866 --> 00:08:32,833
There are junk hiders
on every team.

242
00:08:32,866 --> 00:08:36,500
But I think I speak for the
entire room when I say...

243
00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:38,000
What are you
hiding down there, bud?

244
00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:39,933
Something weird going on
down there, bud?

245
00:08:39,966 --> 00:08:42,100
Again, don't feel bad.

246
00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:43,833
I mean, some teams have guys

247
00:08:43,866 --> 00:08:45,366
that don't even shower
after praccy,

248
00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,933
which is worse than bush.

249
00:08:46,966 --> 00:08:49,400
But, we see
you face the wall in the room

250
00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:50,866
when your junk's out,

251
00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:52,000
and you face the wall
in the shower

252
00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,466
when your junk's out.

253
00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,300
You've seen my junk.
Let's see your junk, buddy.

254
00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:57,866
‐Pull it out, buddy.
‐Whip it out, buddy.

255
00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,133
Let's have a look
at your junk.

256
00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,233
Unsheathe it, bro.

257
00:09:04,866 --> 00:09:06,333
(HOT TUB BUBBLING)

258
00:09:06,366 --> 00:09:08,766
You ever got in someone's car
in your wet swim trunks

259
00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,433
and had them turn on
the seat warmers?

260
00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:11,866
No.

261
00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,166
Kinda makes you
feel like you've peed.

262
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,333
You know, big brother,

263
00:09:14,366 --> 00:09:15,800
that's almost not worth
talkin' about.

264
00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:17,733
‐Over 'n out.
‐Ooh.

265
00:09:19,766 --> 00:09:21,766
(GROWLING) Oh, great!

266
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,133
Well, there's
fuckin' Tony the Tiger.

267
00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,900
‐Hey, Dad.
‐You know what?

268
00:09:24,933 --> 00:09:26,766
I got bigger fish
to fry tonight.

269
00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:32,033
Hi, Bonnie.

270
00:09:32,066 --> 00:09:33,400
‐Hi, Bonnie.
‐Hi, Wayne.

271
00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:34,933
‐How're ya now?
‐Good. And you?

272
00:09:34,966 --> 00:09:36,733
‐Not s'bad.
‐Any good dad noises

273
00:09:36,766 --> 00:09:38,300
‐on the way in?
‐DAN: No.

274
00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,800
You know what, we've really
got all the personalities

275
00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,200
on display in this hot tub.

276
00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:43,033
Like what?

277
00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:44,833
Well, you got the guy who sits
with his chin in the water.

278
00:09:44,866 --> 00:09:46,433
‐Sure you do.
‐Then you got the guy who sits

279
00:09:46,466 --> 00:09:48,166
‐with their shoulders out.
‐Sure you do.

280
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,366
Then you got the guy
who takes up

281
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,033
two to three times more
real estate

282
00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:53,266
than everybody else
because they're just like...

283
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:56,233
‐Puttin' the vibe out there.
‐Sure you do.

284
00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:58,033
And of course
you've got your edge sitters.

285
00:09:58,066 --> 00:09:59,233
That's me, Wayne.

286
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,000
What's your story
over there, hands?

287
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,433
I'm the guy
who keeps his hands dry

288
00:10:04,466 --> 00:10:06,900
so he can still dig out
and light smokes.

289
00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:08,066
What if it's
an outdoor hot tub?

290
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,366
Don't your hands get cold?

291
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,133
I'm also the guy
who would never admit

292
00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,733
that sort of thing.

293
00:10:12,766 --> 00:10:14,500
What about you
keep one hand out of the water

294
00:10:14,533 --> 00:10:16,333
to dig out smokes
and I'll keep one hand

295
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,966
out of the water
so I can light them.

296
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,400
More hands make less work.

297
00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:25,933
‐You're all right, Rosie.
‐So, Bonnie...

298
00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:27,966
What are you
looking for in a guy?

299
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,900
I don't really have a type,
I don't think.

300
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,833
Okay, but if you

301
00:10:31,866 --> 00:10:34,266
had to choose between
someone who was...

302
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,100
More big and hairy...

303
00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:38,833
Versus somebody who's
a lot less big and hairy,

304
00:10:38,866 --> 00:10:40,733
but more pale.

305
00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,033
Which... Which way
are you leaning towards there?

306
00:10:43,066 --> 00:10:44,866
Like, muscly big?

307
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,366
(STRAINING) Yeah. Muscly big.

308
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,966
Well, that's generous.

309
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,500
Oh, they're
in there somewhere.

310
00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:52,433
And I like hairy versus, like,
groomed or manscaped.

311
00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:54,166
But how hairy?

312
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,000
‐I could grow a beard.
‐No, you can't.

313
00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,100
‐Can, too.
‐Cannot.

314
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,766
‐Can, too. Can, too!
‐Cannot.

315
00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,900
Well, I can always
shaves my beard, easy‐peasy.

316
00:11:00,933 --> 00:11:02,500
Or evens get a haircut.

317
00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:04,866
Let's take about 80% off her
over there, Squirrelly Dan.

318
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,800
Yeah, sure.
Hey, look, bubbles!

319
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,466
Bonnie, what are you
looking for in a relationship?

320
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,400
I kinda like
being single right now.

321
00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:13,133
‐Humor me.
‐I don't know.

322
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:14,933
I've never really
been in love.

323
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,166
Okay, let's get
this ball rolling.

324
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,200
(CLEARS THROAT) Wayne. Rosie.

325
00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:20,266
What's the key
to making this look so good?

326
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,200
‐BOTH: Space.
‐Like, distance?

327
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:23,500
Not distance.

328
00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:25,866
Although distance makes
the heart grow fonder.

329
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,733
‐Just space.
‐Space.

330
00:11:27,766 --> 00:11:29,000
So you don't wanna get like...

331
00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,066
BOTH: Sick of each other.

332
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,466
Example.

333
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:36,500
I like to read, a lot.
I like to stay in and read.

334
00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:38,400
It's not easy telling a guy
you don't want to see him

335
00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:40,066
because you want to stay in
and read.

336
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,233
Let's test this theory.
Dary...

337
00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:47,000
Say you asked Bonnie McMurray
out on a date and she says...

338
00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:49,200
I'm going to stay in and read.

339
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:50,733
‐She up to somethin'.
‐Dan?

340
00:11:50,766 --> 00:11:52,133
Oh, she's
definitely up to something.

341
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,000
‐Wayne?
‐Must be a pretty good book.

342
00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:55,766
Must be like...

343
00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,733
‐The Road.
‐Uh, no.

344
00:12:00,766 --> 00:12:02,033
Still suspicious of that.

345
00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:04,366
Yeah, wouldn't that
make you... Wary?

346
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,466
No reason not to trust her
'til she gives you one, bud.

347
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,033
You know, Bonnie,

348
00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:11,166
I had my first girl phase
around your age.

349
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,066
Let's see it, bud.

350
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,400
Is something weird
going on there, bud?

351
00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:31,366
Boom! $20 fine!

352
00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:34,033
Fisky.

353
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,100
‐What?
‐What?

354
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,000
Oh, I don't know what kind of

355
00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:41,733
pre‐tyke, sub‐amateur hour

356
00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:43,900
Teenage Mutant Ninja
fucking Turtles organizations

357
00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:45,366
you guys have played for
in the past,

358
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:49,166
but don't step on the logo
is straight fuckin'...

359
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,333
‐It's basic.
‐Don't step on the logo.

360
00:12:52,366 --> 00:12:55,700
Live for the logo,
respect the logo!

361
00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:59,300
‐Fisky.
‐Then why is it on the floor?

362
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,433
That brings me
to my next point.

363
00:13:01,466 --> 00:13:03,900
‐Your jerseys.
‐Oh, yo, buddy.

364
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,266
You should call it
a sweater, buddy.

365
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:08,066
‐Don Cherry's orders.
‐Don Cherry, buddy.

366
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:11,800
Your sweater never ever
touches the floor.

367
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,200
Hang up the sweater.

368
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:14,866
Live for the sweater.

369
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,733
‐Respect the sweater.
‐Mmm.

370
00:13:17,766 --> 00:13:19,366
REILLY: Boomtown!

371
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,100
You're not off the hook, bud.
Do you want us to trust you?

372
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,500
Do you want this team
to come together?

373
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,900
‐You want a fuckin' W?
‐Yeah!

374
00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:26,466
Then we're gonna need
to see your junk, buddy.

375
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,933
Let's see your junk, buddy.

376
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,800
‐Mmm‐hmm.
‐You know what?

377
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,866
‐Team exercise? Team exercise.
‐Yeah. Yeah.

378
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,866
All right, boys, everybody up.

379
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,733
Trousers down,
junks out, boys.

380
00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:39,733
‐Lets help a teammate.
‐Junks out, boys.

381
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,066
‐(SLAP SHOT BANGS)
‐Is...

382
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:00,800
Someone on the ice, bud?

383
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,200
That's our ice, buddy.

384
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:04,800
(BOTH GRUMBLING)

385
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,933
REILLY: Hey,
don't move, pheasants.

386
00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:08,333
(INHALES DEEPLY)

387
00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:09,933
So, Bonnie,

388
00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:11,466
what has a guy have do
to get your attention?

389
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,933
I don't know.
Make me laugh, I guess.

390
00:14:14,966 --> 00:14:16,833
BOTH: Turn off the bubbles.

391
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:20,800
(CHURNING STOPS)

392
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,200
Hey, Bonnie,
have you ever seen

393
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:25,433
‐It Came from Beneath the Sea?
‐No.

394
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:27,466
‐(GLUGS)
‐You have now.

395
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,400
(DARYL AND DAN CACKLING)

396
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,800
That was well brought up,

397
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,233
‐too bad you weren't.
‐(CHUCKLES)

398
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,133
Dary actually
stole my joke there.

399
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,333
But lucky's for you, Bonnies,

400
00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:40,733
I'm very funny's

401
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:42,900
‐and I have lots of jokes.
‐Okay.

402
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:45,733
Hey, Bonnies, what's another
word for champagne?

403
00:14:45,766 --> 00:14:48,266
Um. Oh, bubbly.

404
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,400
‐If you say so.
‐(GLUGS)

405
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,166
(BOTH CACKLING)

406
00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:57,933
You've got a rich inner life.

407
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,400
(CHUCKLES) You're funny, Katy.

408
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,500
That was funny, Dan.
It was almost as funny

409
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:04,766
as the first time
that I heard it.

410
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,933
BOTH: Youse shouldn't fart
in front of girls.

411
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:08,066
That was my joke, Dan.

412
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,100
You stole my joke, didn't you?

413
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,800
(BUBBLING)

414
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,833
Don't you interrupt me.

415
00:15:13,866 --> 00:15:15,300
(BUBBLING)

416
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,900
‐I swear I will... Stop...
‐(BUBBLING CONTINUES)

417
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:19,366
Stop it, right now!

418
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,166
‐I... Just quit it.
‐Okay, enough!

419
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,200
‐Please.
‐And thank you.

420
00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:25,933
You're not so funny,
are you now, Dary?

421
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,800
How's that book comin' along?

422
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,033
I miss that book.

423
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,166
Did you hear
they're still searching

424
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,833
for the Loch Ness monster?

425
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,066
(LAUGHING) And she's migrated.

426
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,266
Ooh...

427
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,866
Funny, I thought
these were Ogopogo waters.

428
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,333
Guess they are.

429
00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:46,200
Don't make me come over there,
Dan, because I...

430
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,966
If you do that
one more time... Just...

431
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,233
Wink at me again, I...

432
00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:52,233
Daniel!

433
00:15:52,266 --> 00:15:55,800
(EXCLAIMING) Daniel,
stop your fartin'

434
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:58,100
and telling your jokes!

435
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,266
(BUBBLING)

436
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,200
Are those jets
on auto‐timer, Bonnie?

437
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,733
Nope.

438
00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:06,000
WAYNE: Did you press
the button again, Katy?

439
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,200
Hard no.

440
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,333
BOTH: Over and out.

441
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:11,200
‐Who's that?
‐What's that?

442
00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,900
‐Tanis.
‐What's a Tanis?

443
00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:15,233
Well, aren't you
a little bundle of sass.

444
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,500
You better watch
your little tongue

445
00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,400
before I flick you
with my womanhood.

446
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,400
Did your balls drop
finally, Skiddo?

447
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,033
Feel a little fur
on your nut sack?

448
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,166
'Cause that is the only logic
I can think of

449
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,333
behind why you chodes would
terrorize this whole town

450
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,500
knowing that Wayne
would think it was us.

451
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:33,233
Although I am a self‐admitted
glutton for punishment...

452
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,800
It never crossed my mind.

453
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,800
I will wipe
that smirk off your face

454
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:41,466
like pixie dust over there
wipes your little asshole.

455
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,066
‐It was just once! I...
‐STEWART: Hey!

456
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,300
No, you were passed out.

457
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,866
‐ROALD: I was...
‐I said stop it!

458
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,333
I was just trying to help.

459
00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:49,000
All right, I need to get
to the bottom of this first.

460
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,300
What, do you, like,
hang out with these losers?

461
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,200
‐Which losers?
‐Peter Pan and Tinker Bell.

462
00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:54,800
They're giving you drugs,
aren't they?

463
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,233
What makes them losers?

464
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,933
Trust me, tart. You don't
want me to answer that.

465
00:16:57,966 --> 00:17:01,366
‐Tart?
‐That's what I said. Tart.

466
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,400
‐Intriguing.
‐What is?

467
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:05,066
Well, the psychology
at work here.

468
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,500
Yeah, fuckin' right.
It's called intimidation.

469
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:09,100
No, it isn't.

470
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,933
It's called projection.

471
00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:12,000
Okay, it didn't take me
very long

472
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,500
to realize I don't like you.

473
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,933
‐My mother's a psychologist.
‐TANIS: 'Kay.

474
00:17:15,966 --> 00:17:18,000
You harbor guilt
over your promiscuous impulses

475
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:19,333
so you can call me a tart.

476
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:20,900
That's projection
of the sexual feelings

477
00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:22,333
you're attempting to hide.

478
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:24,366
‐Poorly.
‐For who?

479
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,466
For Stewart.

480
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,933
You like Stewart?

481
00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:28,800
‐No!
‐And you two...

482
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:31,466
You call my friend Roald here,
Tinker Bell and pixie dust

483
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,200
because you're uncomfortable
with your own sexualities.

484
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:35,466
His open homosexuality

485
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,333
makes you feel
even more uncomfortable.

486
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,333
That actually
kind of makes sense.

487
00:17:39,366 --> 00:17:41,366
‐No, it doesn't!
‐Yours kind of makes sense.

488
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,333
No, it doesn't.

489
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,466
Let's try an exercise.
Hug Roald.

490
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,400
See how it makes you feel.

491
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:49,900
You might be surprised.

492
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:51,266
‐No!
‐No.

493
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,166
Roald, help them out.
Encourage them.

494
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,233
Like... Like, I hug them?

495
00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:58,233
A big hug.

496
00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:00,800
‐Can I be in the middle?
‐Ugh!

497
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,333
It may be
distressing at first,

498
00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:05,200
but you owe it
to yourselves to try.

499
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:06,700
You could be so happy.

500
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:11,466
‐Uh‐huh.
‐We should try, too, Tanis.

501
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,866
(CHUCKLES) Fuck, no.
I'm warning you, Skiddo.

502
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,700
Whoa! Second warning.

503
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,133
All right. Do damage, boys.

504
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,233
Let's go!

505
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:35,700
(TANIS SIGHS)

506
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,833
Oui. Alors... Tart.

507
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:43,966
I'll be back.

508
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,200
(GRUNTING)

509
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:53,466
(CHEERING) Oh,
you're the best, Gae!

510
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,000
‐Artistry. Virtuosity.
‐(CHUCKLES)

511
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:58,066
An undocked dismantlement
of the decrepit.

512
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,233
‐Fuckin', eh.
‐Was all that true?

513
00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:01,800
Is your mom
really a psychologist?

514
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,466
WOMAN: Yes, she is.

515
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,833
And we're going home.

516
00:19:06,366 --> 00:19:07,366
WOMAN: Gae?

517
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,200
(PUCK CLATTERING)

518
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,400
‐Tyson?
‐Joint Boy.

519
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,066
You guys can play?

520
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:25,033
Boys, hockey's 50% mental
and 50% being mental.

521
00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:26,800
I'm mostly just mental.

522
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,133
(WHISPERS) I'm still not sure
that's PC, buddy, but...

523
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,366
BOTH: Bas McRae!

524
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,266
Buddy...

525
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,500
We've spent the entire season

526
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,033
trying to bring
the team together.

527
00:19:36,066 --> 00:19:38,066
And get W's, buddy.

528
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,866
Maybe the entire time...

529
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,366
We just needed
to add some grit, buddy.

530
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,900
A little sandpaper, ferda?

531
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,333
(SLAP SHOT RICOCHETS)

532
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,500
Boys, how would you guys

533
00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,933
like to play
for the Letterkenny Irish?

534
00:19:51,966 --> 00:19:54,400
How would you boys
like to get a fuckin' W?

535
00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:56,100
I'm no stud,
but I can sure as hell

536
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,733
make some room out there
for you boys.

537
00:19:57,766 --> 00:19:59,233
I'm dog shit.

538
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,966
But I can beat the fuck
out of 95%

539
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,233
of the population on Earth.

540
00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:05,133
BOTH: Wheel, snipe,
celly, boys!

541
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,700
‐Follow us.
‐(EXCLAIMS)

542
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,200
(EXHALES) Nice.

543
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,866
‐What's goin' on here, boys?
‐Is this a hazing ritual?

544
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,233
(SIGHING)

545
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,833
Boomtown! (CHUCKLES)

546
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:29,266
‐Mmm.
‐Okay. Modest.

547
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,366
Nothing weird going on.

548
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,100
No weird j‐hook, ferda.

549
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:34,033
No mutant,
bobble‐head turtleneck.

550
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,133
No weird long snout anteater.

551
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:39,033
No disfiguration
or discoloration, ferda.

552
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:41,433
‐Healthy.
‐That's modest.

553
00:20:41,466 --> 00:20:43,366
Great dick, Boomtown.

554
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,066
Boomtown?

555
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,300
You've just helped this team
come together, buddy.

556
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:49,400
Feel good about that.

557
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:57,266
And these guys are going to
help us get that W.

558
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,433
If...

559
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,366
Boomtown...

560
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,933
Is that okay with you?

561
00:21:01,966 --> 00:21:03,366
Boomtown?

562
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,966
Let's do this, boys!

563
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,200
‐(GROWLING)
‐(LAUGHS)

564
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,100
JONESY: Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa! Whoa!

565
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,400
Put your junk away, boys.

566
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:10,966
We didn't sign up
for a sword fight, boys.

567
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,033
It's gross.

568
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,400
Well.

569
00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:16,233
Congratulations, degens.

570
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:18,966
Your jokes
just cost us company.

571
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,800
Rosie did say
she was missing her book.

572
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,066
‐Yeah, she's up to something.
‐She's up to somethings.

573
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,833
Regardless...

574
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,833
Full transparency, Bonnie.

575
00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:29,266
You have a number
of interested parties in here.

576
00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:33,200
‐I've gathered that.
‐So...

577
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:36,266
‐Where do your interests lie?
‐Well, Daryl...

578
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,300
DAN: No!
KATY: No!

579
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:40,233
You're muscly, big.

580
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,133
‐Yeah.
‐That's generous.

581
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,133
Kinda. Dan.

582
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,800
DARYL: No!
KATY: No!

583
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,000
You're hairy, which I like

584
00:21:48,033 --> 00:21:49,333
more than groomed
or manscaped.

585
00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,133
And I can always
shaves my beard.

586
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:52,200
And Katy...

587
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:54,200
DAN: No!
DARYL: No!

588
00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:55,766
You make me laugh.

589
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,433
And we haven't even
started tickling yet.

590
00:21:58,466 --> 00:22:00,766
But... I like being single.

591
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,966
GROUP: No!

592
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,466
Because then
you can fool around

593
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,900
with whoever you want

594
00:22:06,933 --> 00:22:08,266
and not get in trouble
from anyone.

595
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:16,000
(GROUP LAUGHING)

596
00:22:18,366 --> 00:22:19,500
Ah!

597
00:22:19,533 --> 00:22:22,333
‐(CHEERS AND SIGHS)
‐What?

598
00:22:22,366 --> 00:22:24,500
‐Oh, I'd be in trouble.
‐I'd be in troubles.

599
00:22:24,533 --> 00:22:27,100
I'd be in big trouble.

600
00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:28,166
BONNIE: From who?

601
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,933
‐Wayne?
‐Yeah?

602
00:22:29,966 --> 00:22:31,366
Thanks for not turning
the seat warmers on

603
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,466
in your truck.

604
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:33,733
Kinda makes you feel...

605
00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:35,300
‐Like you peed?
‐Yeah.

606
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,800
Yeah.

607
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,466
‐That was fun.
‐Yeah.

608
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,066
And funny.

609
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,400
I didn't want to admit it
'cause there's...

610
00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:43,500
Such a thing
as an inappropriate...

611
00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:45,166
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.

612
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,266
Thank you for a wonderful day.

613
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:51,766
‐Will you be reading tonight?
‐Yeah.

614
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,433
I hope you'll enjoy your book.

615
00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:02,133
After we make some dad noises?

616
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,266
(GROWLING) Great!