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All right. After autumn...

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Ask anyone around the area
about accuracy.

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Arctic activities
are abundant,

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astonishing, astounding and
A‐1 on all accounts.

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‐Back up...
‐But before beach bodies,

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bros better bundle up
in boots,

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blankets, and balaclavas

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because a bloody,
bitter breeze

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will blow brisk,
blustery and bleak.

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‐Careful...
‐Correct and common to cocoon

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in a cap, coat and comforter,

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because a cutting cold
can consume your character,

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occasionally create a corpse

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and continually compress
your cock.

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‐Don't...
‐Don't you dare dawdle,

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dilly‐dally, or dick around
after dark in December,

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she's definitely damn drafty
if you're down a duvet.

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‐Easily...
‐Each and every earthling's

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environmentally enslaved.

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‐Fact...
‐It's fucking freezing.

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It's friggin' frigid.
You're fit for flu in February

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without fleece, flannel,
full‐fledged furnace, or fire.

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‐Go on...
‐It's goddamn glacial,

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go grab gloves or garb and
gear up for gusts.

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‐Hear ya...
‐Hypothermia,

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if you don't heat your home
to half hellish it's harsh.

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Hibernate in a hoodie,
hot chocolate,

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Harry and the Hendersons.

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‐Infinitely icy...
‐Inhabit indoors.

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Isolated and insulated.

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Incubate the igloo.
Illness is an issue.

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Influenzas implied.
Infections imminent.

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Immunity is impossible.

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‐Just joking...
‐Ah, just joshin' jargon.

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It ain't jail. Jackets in
January's no jigsaw.

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‐Keep calm...
‐Killjoys keep comfy

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in their kingdom,
crashing kilos of Kleenex,

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keen for cozy kayaking
with their kids

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when the key is killing kegs
with your kin.

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‐Literally...
‐Losers live life

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locked in their layers,
lingering lazy and lifeless,

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lost like legit loners,

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while the leaders in
larger learning let loose.

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(CHUCKLES) Muff.

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Earmuffs, mittens and
mucus medicine,

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till mighty maniacal
Mother Nature makes

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milder, mellower,
and meltier moves.

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Motivate your mates, like the
Moose Marc Messier.

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Maybe mix a martini
for your maiden,

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‐if you've met your match.
‐Nature.

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Naturally nippy, but that's
nothin' new up north.

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Normal naturistic narrative.
Not national news.

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‐Overcast.
‐Overcoats and

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‐overshoes, obviously.
‐Polar.

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Parkas and pullovers,
particularily.

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‐Tried quail?
‐A quantity of quality quilts

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is quaint and
quasi‐quintessential

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to avoid quivering
and quash quarrelling

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if quarantined to
one's quarters. Try quail.

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‐Reindeer.
‐Well, not raw rookie.

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In a rosemary‐rubbed roast

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with radish,
wrapped in rich, rare bacon

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after removing
Rudolph's red nose.

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‐Sleddin'.
‐So, we're sound.

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Sled's a synonym
for snowmobiles.

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Snowmobile's a
synonym for sled.

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So, a sled is a snowmobile,
a snowmobile is a sled. Super?

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‐Terrific.
‐Trust a traditional

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turtleneck to maintain a
toasty temperature over time.

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‐Ugly.
‐Useful.

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‐Vile.
‐Valuable.

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‐Whatever.
‐Whiteouts and wind chills,

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walk it off, whiners.

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Withdraw whimpering and
wake up, wankers.

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Wrathful wicked weather.

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Wear woolens or
waterproof wardrobe.

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Warm your wet
workwear by the woodstove.

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Winter is wonderful,
wild and wide.

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‐Exactly.
‐Exceptionally.

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‐Yup.
‐Yeah.

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Zero... Degrees?

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Well, sub‐zero.

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Aw, zip it.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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Guess those idiots won't be

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bothering us
anymore, nee‐ya‐wa.

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‐How are you now?
‐Please don't talk to me

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‐like a fuckin' hick.
‐Not so bad.

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Are you serious
with that fuckin' turtleneck?

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You lose a lot of heat
in the neck.

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I'm okay,
if that's what you're askin'.

93
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That's what I'm askin'.

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I wasn't ready to have a kid.

95
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Well, that is
your choice to make.

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You're goddamn right
it's my choice.

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‐Sure, it is.
‐I'm glad I took care of it.

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Well, that is your right.

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You're goddamn right
it's my right.

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I'm not even sure if it was
yours, but thank you.

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Thanks for the
smokes and Pepperettes.

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I'll see ya when I
see ya, boo...

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Over and out.

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(COUGHING)

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You gots a cold there, Darys?

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Hmm, just a cough.

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Well, you knows
what they says...

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If you don't take care
of a cold,

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she'll stay for seven days.

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If you take care of it,
she'll be gone in a week.

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Yep. We can't promise summers
but we'll guarantees winters.

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You fuckin' serious
with that turtleneck?

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Yeah, you lose a lot of
heat in the neck.

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Jivin' Pete says he pulls a
pikes outta here yesterday.

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Heard Jivin's been hanging out

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with some degens
from up country.

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(DAN GRUMBLES)

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He's a decent guy, but

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ain't no way he pulled no
pike outta here yesterday.

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Says he pulled a pikes,

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a perch, a wallseyes and
a trout.

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Is that a brook trout?

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‐No, it'd be lake trout.
‐Why's that?

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'Cause we're on
a fuckin' lake, Dary.

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I'm hungry.

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There's whitefish
in the cooler.

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Well, how the fuck
did that get there?

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I pulled outta here before
you's got here.

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‐No, you never.
‐Did too.

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‐No, you never.
‐Did too.

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No, you never. If you did

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you'd still be
talking about it.

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Oh yeah, well, where'd it
come from then?

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Well, you brought it
from home likely.

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Well, there's nothin's even to
cooks it on anyways.

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‐You gonna let that stop you?
‐What do you means?

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Haven't you ever
heard of sashimis?

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‐Sashimis?
‐Oh, I got time for sashimis.

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‐What about sushi?
‐Sushis.

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Oh, I got so much time
for sushis.

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Yeah, we should pull it out

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and hack it out and
down the hatch.

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Oh no,
I knows what it is, I just...

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I just don't think
you needs to put an "s"

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on the end to that word.

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Hey, Dary, you ever had
sushis with shrimps?

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Yeah.

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You ever had
sushis with unagis?

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‐Yeah.
‐That's eels.

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Oh, I know that's eels.

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I just... I'm pretty sure

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you don't needs an "s"
to pluralize those words.

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Hey, Dary, you ever had
sashimis with salmons?

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Oh, yeah. You ever had
sashimis with tunas?

155
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Yeah. With wasabis?

156
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Oh, yeah. Love wasabis.

157
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I like wasabis, too.

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If asks you politelys to
stop this, would you do it?

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Oh, you can have yellowfin
tunas, bluefin tunas.

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I think tunas make
the best sashimis.

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I thinks I'm having
a panics attack.

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Well, the Japanese call the
bluefin tunas maguro tunas,

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those are kind of like the

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default tunas
that they use in sushis.

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Yeah, but toro is a
more expensive tuna but

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it makes the best sashimis.

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Oh, it's way better
than salmons.

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Hey!

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When's... When's Katy's
gettin' back from the citys?

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Oh, she'll come back
when she's good and ready.

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She'll figure it out.

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I figure she'll be back
for sledding season.

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Oh, Katy loves sleddin'.

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(SIGHS)

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It chap your ass at all that

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there's only one shack on the

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shed trail through
Letterkenny?

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Well, it doesn't chap my ass,

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but I guess there could be

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another stop along the
trail for a social.

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Yeah, like it doesn't
chap my ass either,

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but I'm just sayin' that
sleddin' and socials

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go together like
piss and a fart.

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Yeah.

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I guess there could be

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another stop along the trail
for a social.

187
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Could be another stop
along the trail for a dart.

188
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Well, it's a great spot
for a darty‐party.

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So, we're gonna build
a new shack?

190
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I'm surprised we're not

191
00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:56,792
buildin' a new shack
right now.

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That's what I'm sayin'.

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I figure it's about time that
we stopped talkin' about it

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‐and started bein' about it.
‐Oh, we could just throw up

195
00:08:01,926 --> 00:08:03,526
the structure and get all the
materials paid off

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00:08:03,559 --> 00:08:05,726
‐sellin' two‐dollar cans.
‐Two‐dollar socials.

197
00:08:05,759 --> 00:08:07,559
Yeah, we could sell
whitefish sashimis

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00:08:07,592 --> 00:08:08,859
to help expedite the process.

199
00:08:08,892 --> 00:08:10,692
Oh, we could get
real stinky and

200
00:08:10,726 --> 00:08:12,459
sell perch and walleye sushis.

201
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,492
Hey!

202
00:08:15,226 --> 00:08:16,592
Walleye...

203
00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:19,959
Perch...

204
00:08:21,659 --> 00:08:24,092
And whitefish...

205
00:08:26,192 --> 00:08:28,159
Are not...

206
00:08:31,559 --> 00:08:34,959
Sushi or...

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Sashimi grade.

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(SIGHS)

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00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,026
Well, yeah, I guess you'd
have to do pot

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00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,992
to accomplish
that sort of appetite.

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Says you.

212
00:08:52,659 --> 00:08:53,992
‐Pre‐game sandos?
‐Check, buddy.

213
00:08:54,026 --> 00:08:55,726
‐Pre‐game nappies?
‐Check, bro.

214
00:08:55,759 --> 00:08:58,026
Don Cherry's Rock 'Em
Sock 'Em 6 for motivation?

215
00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,992
Don Cherry's Rock 'Em
Sock 'Em 6.

216
00:09:00,026 --> 00:09:02,792
Chel Tourney for
game situation visualization?

217
00:09:02,826 --> 00:09:04,992
Second Chel Tourney for
peak performance imagery.

218
00:09:05,026 --> 00:09:07,059
‐Pre‐game dump?
‐No pre‐game dump.

219
00:09:07,092 --> 00:09:08,692
Hmm. No pre‐game cruncher.

220
00:09:08,726 --> 00:09:10,559
No pre‐game deucer.

221
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:11,892
Better go drop that bomb.

222
00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,026
Better go release the
chocolate hostage.

223
00:09:13,059 --> 00:09:14,226
Better bust a grumpy.

224
00:09:14,259 --> 00:09:15,792
Better go
call in a code brown.

225
00:09:15,826 --> 00:09:17,559
‐Better go boost one.
‐Eat. Sleep. Boost.

226
00:09:17,592 --> 00:09:18,826
‐Caffeine.
‐Check.

227
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,092
‐Creatine?
‐Check.

228
00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,159
‐Livin' the dream.
‐Livin' the dream.

229
00:09:21,192 --> 00:09:22,659
Hold my spitter.

230
00:09:25,059 --> 00:09:26,059
Hold my spitter.

231
00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,659
All right,
how're we gonna fuck this pig?

232
00:10:42,692 --> 00:10:44,192
Well, you're gonna wanna
starts with dimensions.

233
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,092
‐What're you thinkin' there?
‐14‐by‐16.

234
00:10:46,126 --> 00:10:47,692
What, you wanna play
dodgeball in there, Dary?

235
00:10:47,726 --> 00:10:49,659
14‐by‐16, well,
that's five me's,

236
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,159
five you's and five Dary's.

237
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,026
You wanna play three team
dodgeball in there, Dan?

238
00:10:53,059 --> 00:10:54,626
Call it 12‐by‐14.

239
00:10:54,659 --> 00:10:56,192
You wanna play fuckin'
dodgeball in there, Dary.

240
00:10:56,226 --> 00:10:57,826
12‐by‐14.

241
00:10:57,859 --> 00:10:59,659
That's four me's,
four you's and four Dary's.

242
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,092
You wanna play two‐team
dodgeball with

243
00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:02,692
one sub each in there, Dan?

244
00:11:02,726 --> 00:11:03,826
How about 8‐by‐10?

245
00:11:06,692 --> 00:11:08,192
Well, I'd fuck with
8‐by‐10.

246
00:11:08,226 --> 00:11:10,126
No, you're not playin' no
dodgeball in no 8‐by‐10s.

247
00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:11,826
I never wanted to play no
dodgeball in no 8‐by‐10.

248
00:11:11,859 --> 00:11:13,792
Oh, I got so much time
for 8‐by‐10.

249
00:11:13,826 --> 00:11:15,659
8‐by‐10,
that's three me's,

250
00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:17,226
three you's and two Dary's.

251
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:18,892
‐Comfortably?
‐You're cozy.

252
00:11:18,926 --> 00:11:20,059
Plus some
wiggle room in there.

253
00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:21,559
Call it 8‐by‐10.

254
00:11:21,592 --> 00:11:22,959
Call it a Texas size 10‐4,
good buddy.

255
00:11:25,592 --> 00:11:27,526
Show you how we're gonna
have the structure.

256
00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:28,792
What we're gonna do is put a

257
00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:30,959
space heater here,
mini fridge here.

258
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,592
Gonna throw the
genny right out there.

259
00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:36,826
What about the
sushis and sashimis?

260
00:11:36,859 --> 00:11:38,026
‐Hey!
‐(DOOR OPENS)

261
00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:40,926
Hey!

262
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:42,459
‐Hey.
‐How're ya now?

263
00:11:42,492 --> 00:11:43,826
‐Good, and you?
‐Not so bad.

264
00:11:43,859 --> 00:11:45,192
You fuckin' serious
with that turtleneck?

265
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,592
Lose a lot a heat in the neck.

266
00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:47,792
You fuckin' serious
with that hair?

267
00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:49,459
‐Figure it out.
‐You figure it out.

268
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:50,626
Where you's been?

269
00:11:50,659 --> 00:11:51,792
‐Modeling.
‐How's that for you?

270
00:11:51,826 --> 00:11:53,059
‐Boring.
‐Okay.

271
00:11:53,092 --> 00:11:54,526
There's no money in it.

272
00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:55,926
‐Way she goes.
‐A monkey could do it.

273
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:57,726
‐Good enough.
‐Missed sleddin' season, too.

274
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,092
I told you she'd miss
sleddin' season.

275
00:11:59,126 --> 00:12:00,692
I was the one who said
she'd figure it out.

276
00:12:00,726 --> 00:12:02,626
‐You figure it out.
‐You figure it out.

277
00:12:02,659 --> 00:12:03,759
Where's your shits?

278
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:04,959
About that...

279
00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:09,859
These are...

280
00:12:09,892 --> 00:12:11,026
My friends.

281
00:12:11,059 --> 00:12:13,492
Well, what are your
friends named?

282
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,726
Shep and Kingsley.

283
00:12:16,759 --> 00:12:18,992
‐Those are dude's names?
‐Yeah.

284
00:12:19,026 --> 00:12:20,192
They sound like dog names.

285
00:12:20,226 --> 00:12:21,859
I don't like
where this is goin'.

286
00:12:21,892 --> 00:12:22,959
We'll be in my room.

287
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,459
Guys, hang up your coats.

288
00:12:33,492 --> 00:12:34,792
Where's your
fuckin' shirt, Shep?

289
00:12:34,826 --> 00:12:36,959
Where the fuck is
your shirt, Kingsley?

290
00:12:36,992 --> 00:12:38,459
‐It ripped.
‐It ripped?

291
00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,459
‐Mine too.
‐How?

292
00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:42,192
'Cause I'm so fat.

293
00:12:42,226 --> 00:12:43,959
Me too, I'm so fat.

294
00:12:43,992 --> 00:12:45,126
I'm a bat fastard.

295
00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:47,059
‐I'm a fat podger.
‐Guys...

296
00:12:47,092 --> 00:12:48,826
Enough, let's go.

297
00:12:48,859 --> 00:12:51,159
If I was a Dr. Seuss book
I'd be The Fat in the Hat.

298
00:12:51,192 --> 00:12:53,792
If I was an arcade fighting
game I'd be Mortal Komfat.

299
00:12:53,826 --> 00:12:55,459
If I was one of the
five boroughs in New York City

300
00:12:55,492 --> 00:12:56,959
I'd be the Fatten Island.

301
00:12:56,992 --> 00:12:58,792
If I was an Italian city‐state
I'd be the Fatican.

302
00:12:58,826 --> 00:12:59,959
Put a fuckin' shirt on!

303
00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:12,759
I don't know what happened
to you dusters,

304
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:17,226
but, fuck me, do you fuck dog!

305
00:13:17,259 --> 00:13:18,726
Walkin' around poutin' like

306
00:13:18,759 --> 00:13:20,959
your little sister
took your last Oreo.

307
00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:22,559
And not a traditional Oreo,

308
00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:26,059
no, a limited edition Oreo,
or seasonal Oreo

309
00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:28,926
they're gonna take off
the shelf for another year.

310
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,626
Hey, Barts,

311
00:13:30,659 --> 00:13:34,926
did little Natiesha take
your last Halloween Oreo?

312
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,592
You didn't get a chance to say

313
00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:40,092
goodbye to that
delicious orange frosting?

314
00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:42,492
What about you, Yorkie? Huh?

315
00:13:42,526 --> 00:13:43,692
Did little Tamsyn take your

316
00:13:43,726 --> 00:13:46,159
last Reese's
Peanut Butter Cup Oreo?

317
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,959
Well, it gets worse.

318
00:13:47,992 --> 00:13:51,592
Those have been
discontinued forever.

319
00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:53,559
What about you, Scholtzy, huh?

320
00:13:53,592 --> 00:13:54,892
Did little Tay'Rhonda

321
00:13:54,926 --> 00:13:57,592
take your last Ice Cream
Oreo Orange Sherbet?

322
00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:59,826
That is a summertime flavor.

323
00:13:59,859 --> 00:14:01,092
Good luck suckin' back on

324
00:14:01,126 --> 00:14:03,459
one of those in the
next six months.

325
00:14:04,692 --> 00:14:05,892
Fisky, I know.

326
00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:07,826
You're a Birthday
Cream Fudge guy.

327
00:14:07,859 --> 00:14:09,859
They're all gone. What?

328
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,659
Little DeSondra
was the culprit.

329
00:14:11,692 --> 00:14:13,559
And her pal LarawnShawn

330
00:14:13,592 --> 00:14:17,092
took the last Heads or
Tails Mega Stuff, too!

331
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:20,159
Hey, Boomtown.
You're an only child.

332
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,226
You got your
NASCAR Daytona Oreos?

333
00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:25,826
It's fucking embarrassing!

334
00:14:25,859 --> 00:14:27,592
Let me give you some
advice, donkeys.

335
00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:31,026
Take a page out of
Jonesy and Reilly's book.

336
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:41,792
My boys, I skipped curfew call
for you last night 'cause

337
00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:43,459
I knew you'd be doin' legs,

338
00:14:43,492 --> 00:14:44,759
and I didn't want
to interrupt.

339
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:45,892
We've been doin' legs
two‐a‐days since

340
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,126
the first week
of summer, Coach.

341
00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:48,526
Blocked every wheelchair ramp

342
00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:50,459
in the arena so
we'd have to do stairs.

343
00:14:50,492 --> 00:14:51,959
Tenacity.

344
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,826
You can't teach that.

345
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:55,859
You know, I never thought
those pheasants

346
00:14:55,892 --> 00:15:01,959
would fuck the dog so hard

347
00:15:01,992 --> 00:15:03,959
that you two would become
my studs!

348
00:15:03,992 --> 00:15:05,159
‐Thanks, Coach.
‐Thanks, Coach.

349
00:15:05,192 --> 00:15:07,459
Well, I need one win.

350
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,826
One W.

351
00:15:11,859 --> 00:15:13,559
What are you gonna do
to get me that?

352
00:15:13,592 --> 00:15:14,692
‐Selfish hockey.
‐Selfish hockey.

353
00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:17,226
That's right. Selfish hockey!

354
00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:18,692
Break it down.

355
00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:20,192
Skate the puck. Don't pass it.

356
00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:21,692
Head man's still gonna be
there when you catch up.

357
00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:23,226
Take it coast‐to‐coast.

358
00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:25,126
Shots from poor angles
are still shots.

359
00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:26,659
Buck and a half,
two‐minute shifts,

360
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,026
three minutes even.

361
00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:29,226
Cruise the blue line
to catch your breath.

362
00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:30,759
Bad bounce,
that's a good breakaway.

363
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:33,026
‐Gotta get the bounces, boys.
‐Perfect.

364
00:15:33,059 --> 00:15:35,192
And a retaliation penalty
never hurt anyone.

365
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,792
What's our mantra?

366
00:15:36,826 --> 00:15:38,892
BOTH: They don't ask how,
they ask how many.

367
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:39,926
That's right.

368
00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:44,626
What did I tell you
about stick tape?

369
00:15:45,892 --> 00:15:49,492
You don't need it!

370
00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:53,492
The only people that'll be
worrying about puck handling

371
00:15:53,526 --> 00:15:55,092
are Jonesy and Reilly!

372
00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:56,826
Save it for them! Huh?

373
00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,992
W!

374
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:06,726
Well, let's fuck this pig.

375
00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:07,826
Structure goes here.

376
00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:09,092
Sled parking here.

377
00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:10,592
Pretty good spot
for pissin' over there.

378
00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:12,992
Pissin' outside's for
dogs and degens.

379
00:16:13,026 --> 00:16:14,859
I piss outside
as much as the dog does.

380
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,726
Well, I'm not above it either.
I'm just sayin'.

381
00:16:16,759 --> 00:16:18,992
Fuck, we could really use some
kind of bar in this town, eh?

382
00:16:19,026 --> 00:16:20,026
(PHONE BUZZING)

383
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:24,959
‐Katy.
‐Big brother.

384
00:16:24,992 --> 00:16:26,226
‐How're ya now?
‐Good and you?

385
00:16:26,259 --> 00:16:27,526
‐Not so bad.
‐My friends need

386
00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:28,659
to borrow clothes.

387
00:16:28,692 --> 00:16:30,192
Give 'em barn clothes.

388
00:16:30,226 --> 00:16:31,626
I won't have barn clothes
in the house. They stink.

389
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:32,592
Guess you have to
put your friends

390
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:33,959
in the fuckin' barn then.

391
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,159
They don't have any clothes
of their own.

392
00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:36,926
‐Okay.
‐They don't have any money.

393
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,959
‐Way she goes.
‐Models are always broke.

394
00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:40,692
‐Good enough.
‐You have a baker's dozen

395
00:16:40,726 --> 00:16:42,159
plaid shirts.
They only need two.

396
00:16:44,659 --> 00:16:45,792
Give them the hand‐me‐downs

397
00:16:45,826 --> 00:16:46,926
I got from
Dan's second cousin.

398
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,792
‐Who, Garrett?
‐No, Jarrett.

399
00:16:48,826 --> 00:16:50,059
‐10‐4.
‐Over and out.

400
00:16:55,026 --> 00:16:56,592
These are the
only ones that fit.

401
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,992
‐'Cause we're too podgey.
‐Ugh, don't start.

402
00:16:59,026 --> 00:17:00,492
If I was a major league
baseball team

403
00:17:00,526 --> 00:17:01,992
I'd be the L. A. Podgers.

404
00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,592
If I was a major league
baseball pitcher

405
00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:04,926
I'd be Podger Clemens.

406
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:06,926
If I was a pick‐up truck
I'd be a Podge Ram.

407
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,826
If I was a disguising
clothing pattern made for

408
00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:10,559
hunting and combat
I'd be camou‐podge.

409
00:17:10,592 --> 00:17:11,992
No, better without the shirts.

410
00:17:18,192 --> 00:17:22,459
Okay. Now, go shut
both doors and lock them.

411
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,459
‐STEWART: Roald.
‐(EXCLAIMS)

412
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:41,792
You'll need to repeat that.

413
00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:43,459
‐He's gone.
‐He's gone?

414
00:17:43,492 --> 00:17:45,992
Along with all his stuff.

415
00:17:46,026 --> 00:17:47,459
Devon is gone.

416
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:50,692
‐Roald.
‐Dude.

417
00:17:50,726 --> 00:17:51,992
Hysterics are fruitless.

418
00:17:53,226 --> 00:17:54,559
(HIGH‐PITCHED SQUEAL)
Stewart...

419
00:17:54,592 --> 00:17:55,959
Tears are useless.

420
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,492
(SQUEALS) Stewart...

421
00:17:57,526 --> 00:17:58,992
Pain is inevitable.

422
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,159
Where?

423
00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:03,759
Why?

424
00:18:04,859 --> 00:18:07,759
W motherfucking five!

425
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,226
I don't know.

426
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:11,459
He had everything here.

427
00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:13,692
Hours upon hours of
ultra‐competitive gaming

428
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,692
laced with hip‐hop karaoke.

429
00:18:15,726 --> 00:18:18,026
Add a dash of
late‐night loitering

430
00:18:18,059 --> 00:18:19,826
and a splash of
petty vandalism.

431
00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:21,059
And what have you got?

432
00:18:21,092 --> 00:18:23,026
(SQUEALS) Stewart...

433
00:18:23,059 --> 00:18:27,492
Utopia, Arcadia,

434
00:18:29,492 --> 00:18:30,826
Kingdom come!

435
00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:34,859
Devon hated petty vandalism.

436
00:18:34,892 --> 00:18:36,692
He called it two‐bit.

437
00:18:36,726 --> 00:18:39,092
Shabby. Shoestring.

438
00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:41,026
Mmm, hence the term,
"petty," Roald.

439
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,692
Don't be redundant.

440
00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:44,726
But you're right,

441
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,459
he did hate that.

442
00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:51,126
This was his.

443
00:18:51,159 --> 00:18:52,492
Verify.

444
00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:55,759
Yeah.

445
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:56,992
Yes.

446
00:18:57,026 --> 00:18:58,792
You got it the summer before

447
00:18:58,826 --> 00:19:00,592
grade six at a
Sidewalk Sale Day.

448
00:19:00,626 --> 00:19:02,026
Went halfsies on it.

449
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,859
Veracious. And this?

450
00:19:07,659 --> 00:19:11,826
‐Roald, substantiate!
‐Yes.

451
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,726
You stole it from his grandma
so you could game

452
00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:16,626
Ecco the Dolphin on Sega CD
in grade three.

453
00:19:16,659 --> 00:19:17,659
Irrefutable.

454
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:25,726
Well, I guess he didn't take

455
00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:30,759
all of his stuff, now, did he?

456
00:19:31,826 --> 00:19:32,859
(GASPING)

457
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,692
Fuck me, that was refreshing.

458
00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:48,726
Incoming!

459
00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:50,126
(YELPS IN FEAR)

460
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,792
Stink bombs?

461
00:19:55,659 --> 00:19:56,659
(SCREAMING)

462
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:00,992
Devon.

463
00:20:07,092 --> 00:20:09,259
Fuck, she looks friendly
as a couch, ain't she, boys?

464
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,992
Went up faster than shit
through a goose, too.

465
00:20:12,026 --> 00:20:13,626
‐Lickety‐split.
‐Real nice of Tyson and

466
00:20:13,659 --> 00:20:14,692
Joint Boys to help us out.

467
00:20:14,726 --> 00:20:16,492
More hands make less work.

468
00:20:18,192 --> 00:20:20,026
ALL: Welp...

469
00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:21,392
Fire up the genny, Gary.

470
00:20:29,392 --> 00:20:31,192
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

471
00:20:34,492 --> 00:20:36,659
Now test out the
motion sensor, Dan.

472
00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:44,392
‐Boss, man...
‐I appreciates this.

473
00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:45,992
Aw, it's tits.

474
00:20:46,026 --> 00:20:49,026
‐Well, there's one step left.
‐Yeah!

475
00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:50,426
‐Christen it?
‐Should we christen it?

476
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:51,592
Well, are we
gonna christen it?

477
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:52,992
Should we christen it?

478
00:20:53,026 --> 00:20:54,592
I feel like we should be
christening it.

479
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:55,992
Well, I'm surprised we're not
christening it right now.

480
00:21:03,459 --> 00:21:06,259
‐Gordie Howe hat trick, ferda.
‐Game puck goes to Gordie.

481
00:21:06,292 --> 00:21:08,126
Yeah. I had 18 shots
on net, boys.

482
00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:09,326
Ovechkin numbers.

483
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:10,726
Played no less than
38 minutes.

484
00:21:10,759 --> 00:21:12,426
Duncan Keith numbers.

485
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:15,492
But, uh, 9‐4 ferda.

486
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:17,559
Ferda other team.

487
00:21:17,592 --> 00:21:20,026
You know, it's sick,
unreal stats.

488
00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:21,559
But, uh...

489
00:21:21,592 --> 00:21:24,026
Be nice to have
a couple of W's, too.

490
00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:25,426
Be nice to have "a" W.

491
00:21:26,526 --> 00:21:28,092
Players only meeting?

492
00:21:28,126 --> 00:21:29,459
Yeah. Coach is right,

493
00:21:29,492 --> 00:21:31,392
I mean, no W's on the season
that's just...

494
00:21:31,426 --> 00:21:34,092
‐Fucking embarrassing!
‐Coach.

495
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,126
Players only meeting.

496
00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:38,059
Oh. Well, that's embarrassing.

497
00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:47,692
Jesus.

498
00:21:47,726 --> 00:21:50,559
All right you pheasants,
what's the problem?

499
00:21:50,592 --> 00:21:51,992
Spill it, pheasys.

500
00:21:52,026 --> 00:21:54,126
My wife left me,
you little bitch!

501
00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:55,492
Feels like someone ran
a coarse glove hustle

502
00:21:55,526 --> 00:21:57,626
on my love muscle. Yorkie?

503
00:21:57,659 --> 00:21:59,292
Same, Barts.
Feels like someone

504
00:21:59,326 --> 00:22:02,026
fork‐gored my
pork sword. Scholtzy?

505
00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:03,626
She's gone.

506
00:22:03,659 --> 00:22:05,426
Feels like someone took
a big snackers on

507
00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:08,659
my little knackers.
Pussy. Fisky.

508
00:22:09,526 --> 00:22:11,259
Out the door.

509
00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:12,626
Feels like someone slammed
a super soccer kick into my

510
00:22:12,659 --> 00:22:15,359
Ron‐Donny long schlong.
Boomtown!

511
00:22:15,392 --> 00:22:17,392
I'm an only child,

512
00:22:17,426 --> 00:22:21,159
as Coach previously and
pitilessly pointed out.

513
00:22:21,192 --> 00:22:24,726
I'd kill for a little
Natiesha, Tamsyn, Tay'Rhonda,

514
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:28,092
DeSondra,
LarawnShawn, in my life.

515
00:22:28,126 --> 00:22:32,159
But someone did steal my last
NASCAR Daytona Oreo!

516
00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:34,159
That wasn't funny!

517
00:22:34,192 --> 00:22:37,159
But, you all love your wives.

518
00:22:37,192 --> 00:22:38,926
‐What happened, boys?
‐(DOOR OPENS)

519
00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:43,026
‐BOTH: Angie?
‐Boys.

520
00:22:43,059 --> 00:22:44,559
Unreal game.

521
00:22:44,592 --> 00:22:47,559
Who wants to
take me out for a sando?

522
00:22:47,592 --> 00:22:49,059
I'll let you work it out.

523
00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:53,192
BOTH: Angie?

524
00:22:53,226 --> 00:22:55,392
That's my girl,
you little bitch.

525
00:22:55,426 --> 00:22:57,526
She makes me want to rub
slick on my disco stick.

526
00:22:57,559 --> 00:22:58,692
Yorkie?

527
00:22:58,726 --> 00:23:00,326
Correction, Barts. She's mine.

528
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:01,526
She makes me wanna go
Warcraft

529
00:23:01,559 --> 00:23:04,126
all over my man shaft.
Scholtzy.

530
00:23:04,159 --> 00:23:05,726
Mine.

531
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:09,026
She makes me wanna take a
low fiver to my deep‐V diver.

532
00:23:09,059 --> 00:23:11,426
Pussy. Fisky?

533
00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:13,259
Uh‐uh. She's mine.

534
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,959
She makes me wanna take a
fresh fruit to my flesh flute.

535
00:23:15,992 --> 00:23:17,159
Boomtown!

536
00:23:17,192 --> 00:23:19,059
You all have sisters.

537
00:23:20,159 --> 00:23:21,326
I hope you're kind to them.

538
00:23:22,659 --> 00:23:24,326
I hope you cherish them.

539
00:23:25,459 --> 00:23:27,059
This one's mine!

540
00:23:27,692 --> 00:23:28,692
(GRUNTING)

541
00:23:30,192 --> 00:23:31,426
This is bad, buddy.

542
00:23:31,459 --> 00:23:33,459
This is really bad, buddy.

543
00:23:33,492 --> 00:23:35,459
I think we've got...

544
00:23:35,492 --> 00:23:36,592
BOTH: A puck bunny.

545
00:23:51,592 --> 00:23:52,959
DAN: It looks darker
out here

546
00:23:52,992 --> 00:23:54,192
than the inside of
a fuel tank.

547
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:55,426
Head towards
the sensor light, Dan.

548
00:24:01,726 --> 00:24:03,992
I don't appreciates this.

549
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:07,559
Well, how we
gonna fuck this pig?

550
00:24:07,592 --> 00:24:09,459
We find who did it.

551
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,259
And we beat the
shit out of them.