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You were sippin' suds
with your buds
the other day...

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WAYNE: Hey, Dary,
real quick.

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"Blank, lunch and dinner."

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Breh‐fekst.
Oh, boy.

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Can I be honest
with you guys
for a sec?

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Oh, careful, Dary.

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DAN: I'd suggest
everything you've said

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up until now
has been a lie.

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And you've said
lots of things.

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Like, when someone
starts a sentence

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with "Don't take this
the wrong way..."

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Guess what?
I already did.

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Yeah, the same thing
if people start a sentence

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by saying, "You're gonna
hate me for saying this..."

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Guess what? I already do.

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Or, when people
start a sentence
by saying,

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"You're not gonna
wanna hear this..."

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Guess what?
I already don't.

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No, it's just
an observation.

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Well I'm curious as to know
why you thought

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it required a preface.

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Well, because I'm aware
of how it might sound.

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Quit beatin'
around the bush, Dary.

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Yeah, Dary, I don't remember
you been such an
around‐the‐bush beater.

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Oh, fine, now
I'm not even gonna say it.

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ALL: Say it.

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The only thing
worse than saying,

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"You're not gonna
wanna hear this,"

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is when someone says
they have something to say,

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and they don't say it.

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You're digging
your heels in like
a 12‐year‐old girl.

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When in doubt, spit's it out.

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Okay, fine,
I'm gonna say it.
Okay, here goes.

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You know micro‐brewing?

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Like, craft beer?

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Yeah.

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I always thought
it was "craft beard,"

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on account of the guys
who make it always have beards.

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So, it was all that
for just this then, eh?

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Thank you for inviting us
into the circle of trust, Dary.

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I believe the
preferred term is,

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"lumbersexuals."

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Well, "craft beard" makes
a pocket‐load more sense.

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DAN: You know, craft beards
doesn't really bother me.

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But it's the clever wordplay
that goes into
the naming of it

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that I finds hard to swallow.

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Like, "So hoppy together,"

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or "Barley breathing."

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Now, why don't you
just call them what it is?

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It's fuckin' beer.
"Beer and headlights."

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Yeah. I'll contribute.

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"Ale by comparison."

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Stout and about.

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Sounds actually pretty good,
"Stout and about."

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Stout and about's
not bad at all, actually.

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I'd drink some
stout and about.

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I'm surprised
we're not drinking a
stout and about right now.

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I think what you wanna do is
you wanna put

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an animal in the name
'cause people love animals.

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Like, "Cute Koala Cream,"

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or "Happy Hamster Honey."

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No, no. What you wanna do is
you wanna put

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a berry in the name
'cause people love berries.

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"Partridge Berry Pilsner,"

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or "Alderberry Ale."

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Pleasing to the ears
and the mouth.

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No, Dary.
Dary, no.

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No, Dan. Dan, no.
No, Katy. Katy, no.

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What you're exposed to do,

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is put something
cozy in the names

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'cuz people like
being cozy, right?

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Like "toque" or "mittens."

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And then, if you really wanna
double down on it,

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you put something
outdoorsy in the name

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because people love
being outdoors.

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Like, "lake,"
or "mountains."

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So what it's really
gonna boil down to

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is "Toque Lake Brew co,"

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or "Mountain Mittens
Alpine Ale."

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"Blanket Fire Light."
There you go, Dary.

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The other ways
to go is to use

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a clever,
but ironical statement.

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Like, "I'm bitters."

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See, I'd go suggestive.

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Like, "Slip‐it‐in cider."

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Katy.
What?

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Let's get this gal
a fuckin' puppers.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Dary, have a shot?
I'd have a shot.

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Dan, have a shot?
I'd have a shot.

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McMurray, have a shot?
(SLURRING)
I'll have a shot.

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Tyson, have a shot?
I'll have a shot.

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JB, have a shot?
I'll have a shot.

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Fuck, boys...
let's have a shot.

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
G'day?

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)
Et Jean‐Carl.

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Et Jean‐Pierre.

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Mes amis.
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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Are you's up at your chalet
in the Laurentians
having a Laurentide, or what?

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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You know, you's got
some pretty choice gins

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there in Q‐bec.
You ought to hammer
on one of those.

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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Can do.
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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What, like,
a buck‐and‐doe?

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(ALL SPEAKING FRENCH)

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Numbers?
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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Well, I happen to be sitting
with the first team

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all‐stars as we speak.

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A bientot.

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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

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Who wants to go to
a buck‐and‐doe in Q‐bec?

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Stag‐and‐doe,
I'll never say no.

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A Jack‐and‐Jill,
always a thrill.

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Drink‐and‐dance
till you shit your pants.

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Love a good
turn‐and‐stomp.

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Love a sip‐and‐spin.

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What's a sip‐and‐spin?
Who the fuck are you?

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A sip‐and‐spin...

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Stag‐and‐doe...

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Jacks‐and‐Jills...

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Drink‐and‐dance...

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Turn‐and‐stomp...
Or a buck‐and‐doe,

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is a pre‐wedding party
thrown by the best man

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and maid of honor

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to raise money
for the bride
and groom's big day.

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Oh, cool.
Get the fuck
out of here, dude.

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In Winnipeg,
they call them "socials."
Can confirm.

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You know, Winnipeg
has a very large

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Ukranian population.

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Not too many people
know that.

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Hey, Jewish and Italian, too.
Not too many people know that.

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Whose gulp and grind is it?

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Remember Anik?

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Oh... (GROANS)

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Well, that's why
you gotta strike
while the iron's hot,

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big shooter.
Another French gal
that got away.

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I can't catch a break.

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Who's drivin'?
Oh, fuck, not me,
I'm hammered.

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Dary, you hammered?
Oh, I'm hammered.

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Dan, you hammered?
Oh, I'm hammered.

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McMurray, hammered?
(SLURRING) I'm hammered.

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Tyson, you hammered?
I'm hammered.

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JB, you hammered?
I'm hammered.

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Fuck, boys,
we're hammered.

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And how's that for ya?

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Well, it's not
too bad for me,

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but right about now
it's not smart, really.

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Well, I'm not missin' out
on French boys.

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Look, I'll drive,
but I'm not fittin'
all of youse in my truck.

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Pete and Repeat.

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Guys wanna go to
a buck and doe?

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Oh, fuck, yeah.
I didn't even know

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there's a
drink and dance tonight.

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How we not know
about a swing‐and‐sway?

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It's not here,
it's in Quebec.

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I got no reason
to say no.

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Let's slam some
rheumy skin.

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Let's get our meat
smoked, boys.

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Fire a little batch of
Celine Dijon.

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Let's go.
Okay.

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Good. You're drivin'.

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(SLURRING INDISTINCTLY)

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Hold your horses now,
hold your horses.
All right?

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McMurray, how are you, now?

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I'm a teensy bit
concerned, Wayne.

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How's that?
What's the problem, McMurray?

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Youse guys
got some French pals

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who want us English dudes

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to go to their party
in Quebec, right?

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Right as Dan's jerk hand.

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Right.

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Except, youse gotta realize

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that, in all likelihood,
your French pals

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probably have
some French pals

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who doesn't want
us English dudes

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to go to their party
in Quebec. Right?

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Left.
Right.

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Quebec
damn near left Canada.

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Separatism is alive and well
in Quebec right now,
mon freres.

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Well, they just had
the referendum

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damn near yesterday.
Mmm.

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If, by "yesterday," you mean
a quarter of centuries ago,

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then, yeah,
I can back that.

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I said, "It feels like."
No, you didn't.

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Did, too.
No, you didn't.

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DARY: Did too.
DAN: Did not.

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See? The French
is causing separation

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separatism
right here, right now...

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Settle down, McMurray.

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Alls I'm sayin' is,

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if they're not
happy to see me,

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then I ain't pretending
to be happy to see them.

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You heard it here first.

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When a friend
asks for help,
you help him,

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and that's all
there is to it.

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Dary, you'll
have a scrap?
I'd have a scrap.

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Dan, you have a scrap?
I'd have a scrap.

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Tyson, have a scrap?
I'd have a scrap.

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JB, you have a scrap?
I'd have a scrap.

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I don't even know
what your fuckin' names are.

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We'll have a scrap.
Fuck, boys.

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Let's have a scrap.

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I'll have a scrap, too.

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My terms are non‐negotiable.

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This is gonna be
a long drive. (CHUCKLES)

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Wait up, sum'bitches.

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(FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING)

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Whoopsie Goldberg.

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Hey, come over here
and shake my hand,
good buddy.

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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Oh, it's Stompin' Tom.
Is that fella Cock Quacin
still bummin' around?

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How's Jim Cutey
and Micheal Bubbly?

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About as good as Kim Mitchell,
there, Cocket Richard.

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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Yeah, long live the hip.

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Here we go now.

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So you guys got Celine Dion

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all cued up in there?
What's the scoop?

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We've got All‐anus Morissette.

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(SLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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Who are youse?

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Excusez‐moi. Cute.

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Jean‐Guy. (SPEAKS FRENCH)

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)
Jean‐Pierre. (SPEAKS FRENCH)

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)
Jean‐Carl. (SPEAKS FRENCH)

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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That's Anik.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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McMurray.

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Yeah, I guess
that makes me Jean McMurray.

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)
McMurray.

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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I've been called worse.
And Jean Daryl?

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Jean Dan?
That's Jean
Squirrelly Dan.

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I'm Jean C. Reilly.

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I'm Jean Bons Jonsi.

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Actually,
my middle name's John.

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00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,766
You know, French people
don't have middle names, right?

241
00:08:48,233 --> 00:08:49,233
Anik.

242
00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,200
Jean‐Claude.

243
00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:58,000
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Jean‐Lance.

244
00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,266
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

245
00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,533
"Buck and doe."

246
00:09:08,566 --> 00:09:10,066
(BOTH LAUGHING)

247
00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:13,600
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

248
00:09:17,566 --> 00:09:19,966
He wouldn't let me invite
English family to the wedding.

249
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,833
So I said we have to have
a buck and doe
so they could be included.

250
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:25,833
Well, how very charitable
of you.

251
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,766
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

252
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,700
Wow, si, mon frere.

253
00:09:44,933 --> 00:09:46,833
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

254
00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:49,833
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

255
00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,000
Youse go grab us a pint.
I'll get the tickets.

256
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,633
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

257
00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:08,933
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

258
00:10:08,966 --> 00:10:10,566
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

259
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,200
Very good old boy.
Oui.

260
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,266
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

261
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,900
No girlfriend?

262
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,766
Pourquoi?

263
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,600
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no. (LAUGHS)

264
00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:38,833
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

265
00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:41,300
Okay.

266
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,000
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

267
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,600
Okay.

268
00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:46,200
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

269
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,700
Mo.

270
00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,266
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

271
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,733
Very hot.
Okay.

272
00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:05,066
(LAUGHS)

273
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,700
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

274
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,000
My niece. Beautiful.

275
00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:13,533
But...

276
00:11:13,566 --> 00:11:14,966
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

277
00:11:15,666 --> 00:11:17,766
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

278
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,000
Merci, monsieur...
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

279
00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:29,666
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

280
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,866
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

281
00:11:43,866 --> 00:11:45,933
Jean Claude...
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

282
00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:52,133
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

283
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:54,466
What is it?
Drink it.

284
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,000
(ALL CHEERING IN FRENCH)

285
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,933
I'm gonna have a piss.

286
00:12:04,966 --> 00:12:06,833
Throw a few darts
first, maybe.

287
00:12:06,866 --> 00:12:08,100
(MCMURRAY
MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY)

288
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:10,500
Jesus H!
That is fucking good.

289
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:12,533
Sortilege.
Maple‐syrup whiskey.

290
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,566
What a pairing!
Mm‐hmm.

291
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,000
That's good.
Isn't that good?

292
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:17,133
That's good.
Isn't that good?

293
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:18,200
That's good.
WAYNE: Isn't that good?

294
00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:19,366
No, that's good.
Isn't that good?

295
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,600
That's good.
Fuck, boys.

296
00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:21,466
That's good!

297
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,266
Fuck, boys.
I'd have another round.

298
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:24,833
Next round's on us, boys.

299
00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,133
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
Let's go!

300
00:12:27,966 --> 00:12:29,466
So what do youse guys
do for work?

301
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,066
Jean‐Pierre works
at Jacutsue.

302
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,900
And what about you,
Jean‐Carl?

303
00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:36,033
Uh, me? You know TD?

304
00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:39,400
TD Bank?
Huh?

305
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:41,466
TD.
TD Bank.

306
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,833
Titty Bank?
Yeah. "TD."

307
00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:45,333
Titty Bank.
Titty Bank.

308
00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:46,600
TD Bank?
TD Bank.

309
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,866
Huh?
TD. TD Bank.

310
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,566
Huh?
TD Bank.

311
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,833
TD Bank.
TD Bank.

312
00:12:52,866 --> 00:12:54,300
Huh?
Come on.

313
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,833
TD Bank.

314
00:12:55,866 --> 00:12:57,400
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
TD Bank.

315
00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:58,966
I wanna make sure
I'm hearing this right.

316
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,966
"Titty bank"?

317
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,166
Titty bank.

318
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,800
Oui. TD Bank.

319
00:13:05,966 --> 00:13:07,466
(MOUTHING INAUDIBLY)

320
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,800
I'm not happy.

321
00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:11,866
No?

322
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,400
But it's your
bock et biche.

323
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,466
I thought I was.

324
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,300
Planning the wedding
was a nightmare.

325
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,966
And then, I saw you.

326
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:24,466
Titty bank?

327
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,200
So like, a rip club...

328
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:28,600
That's what I thought.
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

329
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,100
TD Bank.
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
TD Bank.

330
00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:33,100
It is "TD Bank."

331
00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:35,600
ALL: Oh...

332
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,966
ALL: Tee‐Dee Bank.

333
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,366
BOTH: Yeah. TD Bank.

334
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,333
(TABLE RUMBLES)

335
00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:47,066
(RHYTHMIC RUMBLING)

336
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,900
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

337
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,200
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)

338
00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:57,300
Jean‐Guy,
you have a scrap?

339
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,366
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

340
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,500
Jean‐Carl,
have a scrap?

341
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:00,600
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

342
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:01,866
Jean‐Pierre,
have a scrap?

343
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,400
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

344
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:04,600
BOTH: I'll have a scrap.

345
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:07,100
Fuck, boys,
let's have a scrap.

346
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,533
So what was
all this talk
about a titty bank?

347
00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:11,900
Is it close by or...

348
00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:15,333
MapQuest it? Or...

349
00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:17,933
Should we get a motel,
and stay the night, or...

350
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,600
McMurray.

351
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,100
Katy.

352
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,566
So you know?
You hear that?

353
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,833
(FAINT RUMBLING)

354
00:14:33,866 --> 00:14:36,966
Oh. That's the most
aggressive two‐step
I think I ever heard.

355
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,400
That's no two‐step.
Huh?

356
00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:39,466
It's showtime.

357
00:14:45,066 --> 00:14:47,000
You must forgive me
for not washing my hands...
We gotta go!

358
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,033
Roger.

359
00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:52,300
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

360
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,833
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

361
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:40,566
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

362
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,300
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)

363
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:48,933
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

364
00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:02,866
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

365
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

366
00:17:23,366 --> 00:17:25,433
I told him
I couldn't
marry him.

367
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:26,500
Is that what you did?

368
00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:28,200
I told him
I was not happy.

369
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,300
Good enough.

370
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,900
I told him I was in love
with an Englishman.

371
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,033
Good enough?

372
00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:37,466
I told him I was
in love with you.

373
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,466
(CHUCKLES)

374
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,500
That's good stuff.

375
00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:44,433
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

376
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,166
Do you like to dance?

377
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,400
I fuckin'
love to dance.

378
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,100
Let's go.

379
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,500
(FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING)

380
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,033
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

381
00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:03,233
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

382
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:05,200
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

383
00:19:08,366 --> 00:19:10,300
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

384
00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:25,800
(FRENCH MUSIC CONTINUES)

385
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,900
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

386
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,033
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

387
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:50,033
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

388
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,100
(FRENCH MUSIC CONTINUES)