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Your friend Dary
said he can beat up

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your friend Dan
the other day.

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WAYNE:
You're dreaming, bud.

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DARYL: Am not.
DAN: Are, too.

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You're Joseph
and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat, bud.

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All I'm saying is,
if it came down to it
and I hope it wouldn't...

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Well, see you're soft
on it already, Dary.

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I could beat Dan
in a fight.

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You're mixing
a Hardy, bud.

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Am not.
Are, too.

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You're down there
mixing a Tom Hardy.

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Oh, I would smash
that dude

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like a Terry's
Chocolate Orange

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Same. How's your beers?

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ALL: I'll have a beer.

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Must be nice,
you can pick up
some extra shifts here

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while Gail's down
at her South American
Single's Resort, huh, Bonnie?

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You wanna know what?
If two of my bars burnt down

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I'd be fucking off, too.

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I'm envious
of that old goat.

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It's light lifting.

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This place could run
off honor system
if it had to.

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DARYL: Okay,
Katy and Bonnie,

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who do you think
would win a fight,
me or Dan?

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Dan.
(SIGHS)

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Why don't you two
just arm wrestle

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and get
to the bottom of it.
No.

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Why not?

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Well, because arm wrestling
is not a legitimate barometer
for strength,

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and certainly
not toughness.

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You're either born
a good arm wrestler
or you're not.

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Youse could leg wrestle.

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WAYNE: No.
Why not?

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Well, because if they're
on the floor rubbing
their legs together,

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they've both lost.

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How are we gonna
sort this out?
Oh, youse could have to fight.

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No.
Sure.

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See, you're
a good friend, Dan.

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How is Dan
a good friend
in all of this?

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Well, Dan sees you're
quite upset about this.

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He's willing to put
his beer down,

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come over there
and beat the shit out of you
so that you're over it.

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Tyson, who would win
in a fight between
Dan and Dary?

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Dary.
(CHUCKLES) Yes.

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KATY: Why?
Longer reach,
quicker on his feet.

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Not above a nut shot
or a hair pull.

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Joint Boy?
Squirrelly Dan.

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KATY: Why?
'Cause he's Squirrelly.

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Who do youse think
would win in a fight
between you two?

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(BOTH SCOFF)
BOTH: Me.

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BOTH: You?

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BOTH: Me.

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(THUDDING)

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See, now there's a good friend.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Fifteen‐four
and I'd hoped for more.

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Fifteen‐two,
that's where it's new.

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Zeros, which is
also knowns
as a 19's hand,

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'cause a 19's hand
is impossibles to get

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in the games
of Cribbage.

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ALL:
♪ Do, re, mi

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♪ Do, re, mi

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♪ Nineteen go fuck yourself ♪

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Fuck, she's really cooled
down out there.

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Are you boys
down to pay
10 Neil deGrasse Tysons?

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Where has Katy
been all day?

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Dude, you fucking mind?

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What are you
sleep walkings,
Daryl?

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In the words of legendary
Canadian singer‐songwriter

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Alanis Morissette,
"You oughta know."

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In the words of legendary
Canadian songwriter

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Greg Keelor of Blue Rodeo,
"It hasn't hit me yet."

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In the words of Jim Cuddy,
also of iconic Canadian
rock band Blue Rodeo,

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"Try."

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In the words
of Grammy award‐winning
Canadian singer‐songwriter

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Sarah McLachlan,
"You're building a mystery."

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In the words
of genre‐bending

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Canadian‐Indie rock band
Arcade Fire,

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"Wake up."

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In the words
of multi‐international

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award‐winning
songstress Celine Dion,

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"It's all coming
back to me now."
And?

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In the words
of Canadian popstar

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and heartthrob Justin Beiber,

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"Is it too late now
to say sorry?"
And?

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In the words of multi‐Juno
award‐winning

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Canadian singer‐songwriter
Bryan Adams,

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"Please forgive me."

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Good people makes
mistakes, Daryl.

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How do you forget
about the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee,

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and how much
it means to Katy?

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You call yourself a friend.
Now wait.

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You're right, Dan.

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I'm sorry, Dary.

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It's okay, good buddy.

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It's just that I, uh...

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...wish I could take
some of her pain
from last year,

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put it on myself,
you know.

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We alls dos,
good buddies.

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I mean, she really
had it all.

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Champion Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee
nine years running.

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She was just a girl
when she won
her first Bee.

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God damn it, she was
just a girl.
Then came Stewart.

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We do not says that names
in this house, Dary.

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That fuck oughta
spell with someone
his own size.

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He's been spelling
out of his own weight class
for years now.

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Like, she forgot
a silent E.

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Completely out
of character for her.

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Do you wanna know what?
That silent E may follow

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her around
for the rest of her life.

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She's worns it
like a shit stain
ever since.

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That fuck thinks
that he can just

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walk around town
spelling like that?

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We all know
that types of spelling's

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gonna catch up
to him one days.

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It has to.
Okay, you wanna spell, bud?

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Wanna walk around town
spelling like that, okay?

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I'll spell with you
any day of the week

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and I suggest you let
that one marinate.

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KATY: Who's doing all
the hollering down there?

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She's tryings
to studies, Waynes.

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Like, it's clear
what needs to be done here.

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Wanna make a pact?
Of course, we makes
a pacts, Dary.

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I'm surprised we're not
making a pact right now.

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We works around the clocks
to helps her get her spellings

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ups to hers potential.

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We don't sleep.

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Keep her focused.
Keep her inspired.

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Keep her hydrated.

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We're coming in.

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So cover up.

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REILLY: Okay, girls.

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Girls?
That's what I said.

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Who you calling girls?

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(STAMMERS) Oh. No,
we mean women.

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Yes, that is my bad.

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I am sorry.
It is an old habit.

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See, we call the men
on our team "Boys."
So I just...

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It's completely inappropriate.

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Okay.
Mary‐Anne over there
is not a girl.

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When's the last time
you saw a girl's tits
sag so low,

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she could tuck 'em
into her joggers?

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You're right,
Betty‐Anne.

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To call us girls is
wildly inappropriate.

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Look at you.

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When's the last time
you saw a girl

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with enough pubic hair
to lose her keys in?

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Along with the buoyant
Canadian Tire key chain?

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Okay, okay, okay.
That's enough, uh...

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Ladies.
Yes, ladies.

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I'm even
more offended
by that.

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Tell me how
Mary‐Anne's a lady?

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Her Jill‐strap's got
more skid marks

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than a runaway truck
laying on a coastal
mountain highway.

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Yes, I'm afraid
you guys missed
the mark again.

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Betty‐Anne's no lady.

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She picks and flicks
more boogers

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than a restless
Dutch eight‐year‐old
with Asperger.

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Well‐done, Mary‐Anne.

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You're unpredictably articulate

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for a girl who waves
goodbye to her pee
when she flushes the toilet.

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You wanna talk
about unpredictable,
Betty‐Anne?

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Who would have thought
the girl who ingested
mosquito eggs

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after drinking
out of mud puddles

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would ever almost
be accepted
to community college.

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Reilly, Jonesy,
get out here.

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REILLY: Okay.

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It's getting pretty cold
out there, eh?

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Down to almost
ten Degrassi Junior Highs.

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You guys bring your coats?

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(BOTH STAMMER)
I'm just kidding.
I don't give a fuck.

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I'm used to you two
embarrassing me.

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I go to bed at night,
fucking embarrassing.

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I get up in the morning,
fucking embarrassing.

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The only time you two
have ever humiliated me

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is when you
started spelling.

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Now please, tell me.
You put in the work this year.

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We always put in
the work, coach.

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We never wanna
let you down
or the boys.

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But we've been upfront
about being

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dog‐shit spellers
from get go, so...

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We're trying our best,
but we're Math guys,
Coach.

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Don't fucking bullshit me.

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Okay, if it were a
Chelling Bee.., I mean...

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Dog‐shit spellers.
Unreal chellers.

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(SNAPS FINGERS)
You two, focus!

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I have money
on this, all right?

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And for me to get that money,
I've done a little...

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tinkering behind the scenes.

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, yes.

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I think you two
are going to do
quite well this year.

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(GIGGLING MALICIOUSLY)

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(STRUMMING GUITAR)

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Hey, Katy,
I made you a smoothie.
It's on the counter.

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What's in it?

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Half an avocado,
half a banana,

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half a cup
of blueberries,

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a scoop of vanilla‐whey
protein powder,

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half a cup of water,
13 almonds.

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Hope you're
not triskaidekaphobic.

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That's the fear
of the number 13.

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You can spell
that, right?

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It's one of the most commonly
used words in spelling bees,
everybody can.

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You staying hydrated?

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What are you doing?

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Who me? Sudoku.

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Didn't you not know
that doing number puzzles
and games increases

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the neuroplasticity
within the brain

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and helps it
reorganize itself.

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Did you wanna do one?

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No.

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Dan, why are
you lifting weights?

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Who's? Mes?

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Didn't you nots knows
that exercisings

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allows your brains
to takes on the proteins
called BDNF,

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which helps with focus,
concentrations and memories?

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Here's, I gots ones
for youse, too.

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No.

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What?

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You play guitar now?

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Who me?
Of course, I do.

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Didn't you not know
that playing an instrument

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strengthens
the corpus callosum

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that links hemispheres
in your brain

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by creating
new connections?

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Do you wanna know
what a G chord
sounds like, Katy?

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(STRUMS G CHORD)

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Super.

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Katy?

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I'm more than
a little bit concerned

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you're the only one
around here not looking

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to create new neural pathways
in the brain.

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I'm just gonna get a beer.

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ALL: No!
What?

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Oh, those alcohols
doesn't kill brain cells

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like some peoples thinks,
it does damages them.

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This is about
the spelling bee, isn't it?

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Yeah, see,
it's just that I, uh...

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Sat and watched you spell
your little heart out
last year, and then...

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And Stewart come up
and spell‐bull, ya.

241
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,133
We don't say that name
in this house!

242
00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:23,666
I just sat there
and watched it.
I just sat there.

243
00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,066
I don't know if I'm ever
gonna be able to forgive
myself for that.

244
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,700
Guys...

245
00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,266
I'm ready.

246
00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,633
Okay, I just...
I need youse
to believe in me.

247
00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:37,066
'Course we believe
in you, Miss Katy.

248
00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,866
To have my back.
Of course, we have
your back.

249
00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,266
Well, of course,
we'll keep you hydrated.

250
00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,833
Oh, I'll be plenty hydrated
while I'm drinking champagne

251
00:09:42,866 --> 00:09:44,900
out of my tenth title trophy.

252
00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,933
So help me God.

253
00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:50,200
(UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKER)
You are the champ.

254
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,100
Walk it

255
00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:54,866
and talk it.

256
00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,700
Be it.

257
00:09:57,933 --> 00:10:00,233
Stewart, the bikes
are outside.

258
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,033
Let's do this.
But grab a sweater.

259
00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:04,000
It's cooled down.
Down to about
ten Degrassis

260
00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,900
always greener
on the other side.

261
00:10:05,933 --> 00:10:07,000
Are you ready?

262
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,666
Spell me in.

263
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:10,966
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

264
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,000
Stewart, I was wondering
if I could double the champ
on his bike.

265
00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:16,666
GIRL 2: Actually,
I was hoping

266
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,666
I could double the champ
to the spelling bee.

267
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:19,866
I'm doubling
the champ.

268
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,933
No, I'm doubling
the champ.

269
00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:23,033
(CHUCKLES)

270
00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:24,100
GIRL 1: Okay, guys.

271
00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:26,966
You guys can double
the champ
to the spelling bee,

272
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,166
but we get
to double the champ
after he wins tonight.

273
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,066
Wondrous.

274
00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:38,633
Break it down for me.

275
00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:40,766
Stewart's your biggest threat
that we know.

276
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,200
We've got intel
that he's been training
with some Dark Web spellers,

277
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,066
and I can tell you
what words they've
been using to spell with,

278
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,766
but I don't think
you wanna know.

279
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,133
I don't. Next.

280
00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:50,233
Joint Boy is actually
a pretty good spellers
when he's stoned,

281
00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:51,333
so keep your eyes open,

282
00:10:51,366 --> 00:10:53,266
'cause theirs are gonna be
damns near sealed shut.

283
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,566
Always. Next.

284
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,933
Reilly and Jonesy
can't spell for shit.
They're fucking idiots.

285
00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:59,966
Okay.
But McMurray's been
known for spelling dirty.

286
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,633
I need you
to watch your back.

287
00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:03,100
McMurray's a piece of shit.

288
00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,833
Now you knows
we believes in you,
Miss Katys.

289
00:11:04,866 --> 00:11:06,033
And we've always
got your back.

290
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,200
And we're gonna keep
you hydrated.
Don't worry about that.

291
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:10,066
And we appreciates
that you spells mean...

292
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,866
(EXHALES)
...but we thinks
you can spells meaner.

293
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,266
We want you
to show some teeth.

294
00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,300
So to helps you
with that,

295
00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:18,700
we gots you this.

296
00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:21,133
(INHALES SHARPLY)

297
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,166
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

298
00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:38,466
(SHIVERS) Getting cold
out there, eh?

299
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,000
It's down to about
ten degrees Witherspoons.

300
00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,166
Got the money?

301
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,133
As discussed,
my money's on the girl.

302
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,533
Two hundred
on Joint Boy.

303
00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:47,100
Two hundred
on Jonesy and Reilly.

304
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,166
Nice.

305
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,133
I'll put the pot
where it's safe.

306
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,266
Same.

307
00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:53,266
Winner takes all?

308
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,000
Winner takes all.
Duh.

309
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,600
Good.

310
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:58,166
I'm looking
forward to that.

311
00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:01,300
(GIGGLING MALICIOUSLY)

312
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,366
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING)

313
00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,433
Welcome to the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee,

314
00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:19,566
♪ A, B, C
Now look at my D,

315
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,166
♪ And E, F, G
N, L, M, N, O, P.

316
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,566
♪ Q, R, S
Talking T, U, V

317
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,500
♪ Come on, Letterkenny,
it's a Spelling Bee ♪

318
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,100
Coolin' down
out there, folks.

319
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:29,500
Down to about 10
deg‐Reese's
Peanut Butter Cups.

320
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,466
Anywho...

321
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,500
<i>Based on length</i>
<i>of past spelling bees,</i>

322
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,266
coupled with
speller proficiency,

323
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:37,100
this year's bee will be
single knockout.

324
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,600
(ALL GASP)

325
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:42,000
Sudden death overtime
begins right now.

326
00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:43,200
Could I use
the toilet?

327
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,266
I don't know.
Can you?

328
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,300
May I use the toilet?

329
00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:50,033
Yes, you may.

330
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:55,066
Katy, the first word
is yours.

331
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,066
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING)

332
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,366
Shut up!

333
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,100
Shut your fucking mouth!

334
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,533
You think this is
the PGA?

335
00:14:04,566 --> 00:14:07,166
You can just
hoop and holler
whenever you want?

336
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,000
Ba‐ba fucking booey?

337
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:11,166
We respect
our athletes here,

338
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,066
so sit down,
shut up,

339
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,333
and enjoy some fucking
adult spelling.

340
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:21,500
Katy, your word
is "Farceur".

341
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,000
(CHIMES)

342
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,133
Farceur.

343
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,233
(SCOFFS)

344
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:27,066
Can I get
a definition, please?

345
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,233
A writer or actor
of satire.

346
00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:31,566
Farceur.

347
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,033
Hence, farce.

348
00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:34,100
Farceur.

349
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:37,500
F‐A‐R‐C‐E‐U‐R.

350
00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:39,366
Farceur.
Correct.

351
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:44,400
They should
be able to clap

352
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:45,500
if she gets one right,
Squirrelly Dan.

353
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:48,066
Yeah, like that's
what we've done
in the past.

354
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,600
Yeah, but looks
at what happens
last years.

355
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,500
Yeah, but she's used
to getting cheered for,
right?

356
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:52,400
We don't want her
to get inside

357
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,100
of her own head
if no one cheers
for her.

358
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,233
It's the last thing
we fucking want.

359
00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:56,400
It's too risky, Dan.

360
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,233
Okay, I'm sorry
for my outburst earlier.

361
00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:04,100
I came at you
with a lot of anger

362
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,433
and that was unnecessary.

363
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:08,133
You can cheer if someone
gets a word right,

364
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,600
but its starts
and ends there.

365
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:13,333
I don't wanna hear
a fucking fart
out of any of you

366
00:15:13,366 --> 00:15:14,600
if someone gets
a word wrong.

367
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:18,600
As sure as grandma's got gout,
if I hear one fucking heckle,

368
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,566
I will staple your tongue
to your taint,

369
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,666
so you can watch me
kick your ass.

370
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:27,233
Jimmy, why don'ts you repeat
the last thing you said there?

371
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,633
"Correct."

372
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,166
(ALL APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)

373
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,300
Stewart, the next word
is yours.

374
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:45,466
Goddamn, it makes me hot
when a man can spell.

375
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,000
I do love
a good tongue.

376
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,066
Reilly and Jonesy
can't spell for shit.

377
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,333
Fucking idiots.

378
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,466
Stewart, your word
is "Disparate".

379
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,566
(CHIMES)
Disparate.

380
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,266
STEWART: Distinct
in quality and character.

381
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,200
How appropriate.
(CHUCKLES)

382
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,333
Disparate.

383
00:16:00,366 --> 00:16:02,266
D‐I‐S

384
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:08,166
P‐A‐R‐A‐T‐E.

385
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,933
(WHISPERS) Disparate.
Correct.

386
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:11,000
(ALL CHEERING)

387
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,633
Spell my name, Stewart.
Spell it.

388
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,466
GIRL: What else can
you do with that tongue?

389
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,500
Reilly and Jonesy
can't spell for shit.

390
00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,166
Fucking idiots.

391
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,633
And with that,
Reilly and Jonesy,

392
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,433
the next word
is yours.

393
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,600
Reilly, Jonesy...
(FEEDBACK WHINES)

394
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:31,500
Your word is...
"Hockey".

395
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,933
Uh, this is the... Okay.

396
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,533
Hockey.

397
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:40,000
<i>Can I hear the word</i>
<i>used in a sentence,</i>
<i>please?</i>

398
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,266
Uh, okay.
The Letterkenny Irish

399
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,600
are a Senior A
whale shit hockey team

400
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:45,933
that recently folded.

401
00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:47,600
REILLY: Hockey.

402
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,200
(STAMMERS) H...

403
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,266
O...

404
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,233
K...

405
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,200
BOTH: C... C...

406
00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:04,133
K... E...

407
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,566
Y...

408
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,466
REILLY: Y?
JONESY: Yeah. Y.

409
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,066
Are you finished?

410
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,200
BOTH: Yes.
Correct.

411
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:13,566
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Yeah.

412
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,166
BOTH: Fucking idiots.

413
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,266
Thanks.

414
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,233
(SIGHS)

415
00:17:19,966 --> 00:17:22,266
Joint Boy,
the next word
is yours.

416
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,366
Joint Boy?

417
00:17:27,966 --> 00:17:29,066
(EXHALES)

418
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,200
Joint Boy!

419
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,666
I suppose it is his name.

420
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,966
Joint Boy...

421
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,166
Your word is "Ensconce".
(MONITOR CHIMES)

422
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,333
Ensconce.

423
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:45,633
Got a fuck load
of joints ensconced
in this fanny pack.

424
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,066
Ensconce.

425
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,333
E‐N‐S‐C‐O‐N‐C‐E.

426
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:52,000
Ensconce.
Correct.

427
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,133
Yes!

428
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,366
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

429
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,333
Can I use the toilet again?

430
00:17:59,366 --> 00:18:02,200
Can you cancan?
Can you do the cancan?

431
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,533
Good thing it's not
the Grammar Bee.

432
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,400
McMurray, the next word
is yours.

433
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,433
(EXHALING RAPIDLY)

434
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,533
Wayne! How'r ya now? Not t'bad.
And you?
Uh huh

435
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:20,366
McMurray, your word
is "Confrere".
(CHIMES)

436
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,666
Confrere.

437
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,400
Definition, please.

438
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,466
A colleague
or comrade.

439
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,400
Confrere.

440
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:31,133
(CHUCKLES)
With confreres like this
who needs enemies.

441
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,133
Okay, "Confrere".

442
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:37,600
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
C‐O‐N‐F‐R‐A‐R‐E.
Confrere.

443
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,466
Uh, I'm sorry, McMurray,
that is incorrect.

444
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,000
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

445
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,566
The proper spelling
of confrere is

446
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,033
C‐O‐N‐F‐R‐E‐R‐E.

447
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,933
Exactly what I said.

448
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:50,466
I thought I heard
C‐O‐N‐F‐R‐A‐R‐E.

449
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,200
Well, you're mistaken.

450
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:53,366
JIM: I do apologize.

451
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,633
Oh, don't worry
about it, Dickskin.

452
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:55,933
Dickins.

453
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:57,333
Exactly what I said.
Dickskin.

454
00:18:57,366 --> 00:18:59,133
We sure we got
the right Master
of Ceremonies

455
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,866
for this thing
here, okay?

456
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,500
I think you need to get
your earwax checked, Dickskin.
(SNIFFS AND CLEARS THROAT)

457
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,033
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

458
00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:09,066
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

459
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,166
(CHIMES)

460
00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:19,000
(CHIMES)

461
00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:24,033
(CHIMES)

462
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,066
(CHIMING)

463
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,100
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

464
00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:36,666
(CHIMES)

465
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:42,266
(CHIMING)

466
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,500
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

467
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:14,933
(MUSIC STOPS)

468
00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:16,500
Give 'em a fucking break, Jim.

469
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,566
They've been spelling
their goddamn hearts
out up there.

470
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,666
Call an intermission.

471
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,866
There was no intermission
slotted for today's bee.

472
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,733
We'll press on.

473
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,566
DAN: How many words
gots to gets spelled

474
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,900
before someone
just keels over.

475
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,633
Someone's gotta start asking
the tough questions
around here.

476
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,700
I've seen this before, Jim.
It's time we learned from it.

477
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:33,966
In the words of arguably
the greatest Canadian
rock band of all time,

478
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,300
The Tragically Hip,
"It's a good life
if you don't weaken."

479
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,000
Also in the words
of Gordon Downie,

480
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,733
legendary lead singer
of The Tragically Hip,

481
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:47,400
"I can make you scared
if you want me to."

482
00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:50,233
(STAMMERS) Hey, okay.

483
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:52,633
That's good then.
Fifteen minute
intermission, everyone.

484
00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:54,266
Sorry about that, Wayne.

485
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,566
I'll get her hydrated.

486
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,300
Youse get Reilly and Jonesy
on Jim Dickins' radar.

487
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,900
Some buttfuckery
at play there.

488
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,500
Jims.

489
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,800
Now I know
you noticed

490
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:10,933
that Reilly
and Jonesy's words

491
00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:12,500
are simpler
than everyone else's,

492
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:15,666
and quite suspiciously
all hockeys‐related.

493
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:18,433
Yep, there's a wee bit
of buttfuckery at play
here, Jim.

494
00:21:18,466 --> 00:21:20,500
This has been the system
ever since Uncle Eddie won

495
00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:23,266
the very first
Letterkenny Adult Spelling Bee.
in the late '60s.

496
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,800
We must honor it.
Exactly.

497
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,533
And aren't you guys
the ones that are
always saying

498
00:21:26,566 --> 00:21:28,433
you shouldn't fuck
with tradition.

499
00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:30,800
It's fucking embarrassing.

500
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,833
Jim, McMurray's screwing
the system, here.

501
00:21:35,866 --> 00:21:37,400
You can't understand
what he's saying.

502
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:39,466
He's pulling the wool
over your eyes, cowboy.

503
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,933
Well, well, well.

504
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:43,533
Ain't not hater
quite like

505
00:21:43,566 --> 00:21:45,933
a spelling bee hater,
now, is there?

506
00:21:45,966 --> 00:21:47,733
What's the matter, Tanis?

507
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,866
You got some money
riding on the bee?

508
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,266
Money?

509
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:54,333
There is to be no betting
at the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee.

510
00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:56,933
Your dirty money is an insult
to the integrity of the sport.

511
00:21:56,966 --> 00:21:58,566
Yeah, Tanis.

512
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,733
All this time talking
could be spent spelling.

513
00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:03,400
It's not called
a Spelling Talk,

514
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,366
it's called a Spelling Bee,

515
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,366
and we're here to be

516
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,566
spellers!

517
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,466
Where's the bounty.
(SCOFFS) We're dry.

518
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,533
We need sustenance.

519
00:22:20,566 --> 00:22:22,300
You smoked like
20 one‐gram cannons.

520
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,866
Like how are you
even conscious right now?

521
00:22:24,866 --> 00:22:26,233
(GRUNTS AGGRESSIVELY)

522
00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:28,666
Fuck.

523
00:22:29,633 --> 00:22:32,266
(EXHALES)
(BREATHING RAPIDLY)

524
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,800
You got this.

525
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,400
Katy.
This is getting
out of hand, Stewart.

526
00:22:38,433 --> 00:22:39,466
Too much for you?

527
00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:41,033
What?

528
00:22:41,066 --> 00:22:43,600
Did you think
this would be
silent eeeasy?

529
00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:44,666
(LAUGHS)

530
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,333
(GRUNTS) Yes.

531
00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:49,866
Stay hydrated.

532
00:22:52,466 --> 00:22:54,366
(EXHALES)

533
00:22:57,966 --> 00:23:00,266
JIM: There will be
no more intermissions,

534
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,966
and there better not be
any degenerate gambling.

535
00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:06,366
Amidst allegations
of contest rigging,

536
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,233
there will be a new order
for the spellers.

537
00:23:08,266 --> 00:23:10,000
I will be selecting
names randomly

538
00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:12,333
from this hat
moving forward.

539
00:23:12,366 --> 00:23:13,566
Fedora's a dumb fucking hat.

540
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,833
It is,
but I do believes

541
00:23:14,866 --> 00:23:16,633
that that's a dumb
fucking trilbys.

542
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:17,900
Joint Boy.

543
00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:19,700
The first word is yours.
(WHISPERS) Fuck.

544
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:25,366
Joint Boy, your word
is "Dithyramb".

545
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,933
Dithyramb.

546
00:23:26,966 --> 00:23:28,266
JOINT BOY: Dithyramb.

547
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:31,566
D‐I‐T‐H‐Y...

548
00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:36,233
Y‐R‐A‐M.

549
00:23:36,866 --> 00:23:38,333
Dithyramb.

550
00:23:38,366 --> 00:23:39,666
Incorrect.
(BUZZER SOUNDS)

551
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,500
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
There's a silent B,
dumbass.

552
00:23:41,533 --> 00:23:42,600
BOTH: Fucking idiot.

553
00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:44,400
Fuck!
(FEEDBACK WHINES)

554
00:23:47,433 --> 00:23:49,533
Joint Boy, you are
the first to be eliminated.

555
00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:51,533
Please take a seat
off stage.

556
00:23:51,566 --> 00:23:52,900
(CHAIR CLATTERS)

557
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,666
Reilly and Jonesy,
the next word is yours.

558
00:23:58,733 --> 00:23:59,900
Reilly, Jonesy,

559
00:23:59,933 --> 00:24:01,833
your word
is "Bosky".

560
00:24:01,866 --> 00:24:03,300
Bosky.
(CHIMES)

561
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,833
REILLY: (STAMMERS)
<i>Can I have the definition</i>
<i>of the word, please?</i>

562
00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:08,433
Having abundant trees
or shrubs.

563
00:24:08,466 --> 00:24:09,900
Bosky.
JONESY: Sounds a lot like

564
00:24:09,933 --> 00:24:12,300
brosky, buddy.
How do you spell brosky?

565
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,866
I don't know
how to spell
anything, buddy.

566
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,100
BOTH: Fucking idiots.

567
00:24:15,133 --> 00:24:17,300
JONESY: <i>Maybe we should</i>
<i>just take the R out of brosky?</i>

568
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,300
I don't think there is
an R in brosky.

569
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,666
I'm going in
on brosky, buddy.

570
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,366
Yeah, good luck
on brosky, buddy.
Fuck, yeah.

571
00:24:22,866 --> 00:24:24,600
Brosky, uh...

572
00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:25,866
I mean, "Bosky".

573
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:30,233
B‐O‐S‐K‐I.

574
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:31,366
Bosky.

575
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,466
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Incorrect.

576
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,800
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
Fucking embarrassing!

577
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:36,700
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

578
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,733
JIM: McMurray,
the next word is yours.

579
00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:45,233
McMurray, your word
is "Penalty".

580
00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:46,433
(CHIMES)
Penalty.

581
00:24:46,466 --> 00:24:50,266
Hey, that was supposed
to be Jonesy
and Reilly's word.

582
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,966
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

583
00:24:53,433 --> 00:24:54,933
Well, that's
fucking embarrassing.

584
00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:58,666
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

585
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,966
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
Penalty, penalty.
P‐E‐N‐L‐Y. Penalty.

586
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,500
Incorrect.

587
00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:05,566
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
The correct spelling
of "Penalty"

588
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,700
is P‐E‐N‐A‐L‐T‐Y.

589
00:25:07,733 --> 00:25:09,900
(SCOFFS)
Exactly what I said.

590
00:25:09,933 --> 00:25:11,900
No, it isn't.

591
00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,366
(ALL GASP)

592
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,800
Youse ever see
that movie Dick Tracy
The one with Warren Beatty?

593
00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:18,766
I would smash that dude
like a neighbor's pumpkin
on devil's night.

594
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,833
Same. Well, Dick Tracy
used a similar machine

595
00:25:21,866 --> 00:25:23,666
to slow down
and decipher the speech

596
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,466
of an appropriately‐named
character, Mumbles.

597
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,400
What?
TANIS: Let me show you.

598
00:25:28,433 --> 00:25:32,966
This is Mr. McMurray's answer
at normal speed.

599
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,566
McMURRAY: (OVER RECORDER)
P‐E‐N‐A‐L‐T‐Y. Penalty.

600
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,766
See?
Now this is his answer
slowed down.

601
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:45,366
McMURRAY: (OVER RECORDER)
P‐E‐N‐A‐L‐D‐Y.

602
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,266
(AUDIENCE GASPS AND MURMURS)

603
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,533
Witch!

604
00:25:48,566 --> 00:25:49,833
McMurray,
you're eliminated.

605
00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:51,600
Please take
a seat offstage.

606
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,500
(GRUMBLING)

607
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,566
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
Penalty.

608
00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:01,900
Youse want to get hammered?

609
00:26:01,933 --> 00:26:05,666
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>we've reached</i>
<i>our final two contestants.</i>

610
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,433
Let's give them
a round of applause.

611
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:12,733
(AUDIENCE WHISTLING)

612
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:14,866
(MOUTHING WORDS)

613
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,966
In the final round,

614
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,766
if a speller
misspells a word.

615
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,733
his or her opponent
will then have
a chance to steal.

616
00:26:22,766 --> 00:26:24,533
(EXHALES)
(CHUCKLES)

617
00:26:24,566 --> 00:26:26,733
Katy, the first word
is yours.

618
00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:30,666
Katy, your word

619
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,566
is "Triskaidekaphobia".

620
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,233
(CHIMES)
Triskaidekaphobia.

621
00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:36,466
Triskaidekaphobia.

622
00:26:37,766 --> 00:26:43,366
T‐R‐I‐S‐K‐A‐I‐D

623
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,633
E‐K‐A

624
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:48,500
P‐H‐O‐B‐I‐A.

625
00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:49,766
Triskaidekaphobia.

626
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,266
I'm sorry, Katy,
that's incorrect.

627
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,566
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(ALL GASP)

628
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,533
<i>No. No, Jim.</i>
<i>that's how you spell</i>
<i>"Triskaidekaphobia".</i>

629
00:26:56,566 --> 00:26:57,600
JIM: That's not
what I'm reading

630
00:26:57,633 --> 00:26:59,666
on the card here,
Katy, I'm sorry.

631
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:02,266
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

632
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,766
Stewart, you now have
a chance to steal.

633
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,233
DAN: Settle down, people.
Settle down.

634
00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:12,866
(CHUCKLES)

635
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,300
Triskaidekaphobia.

636
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,933
T‐R‐I‐S‐K

637
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:22,633
A‐D‐E‐K‐A‐P

638
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:25,433
H‐O‐B‐I‐A.

639
00:27:25,466 --> 00:27:26,966
Triskaidekaphobia.

640
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,300
Correct.

641
00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:30,666
(GIGGLES EXCITEDLY)
Stewart,

642
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:32,266
you're back‐to‐back
champion

643
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,700
of the Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee.

644
00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:36,766
Wait!
(ALL GASP)

645
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,000
Katy, had it right.

646
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:39,933
It was wrong
on the monitor.

647
00:27:39,966 --> 00:27:43,233
Triskaidekaphobia is spelled...

648
00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:46,700
T‐R‐I‐S‐K‐A‐I

649
00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:52,533
D‐E‐K‐A‐P‐H‐O‐B‐I‐A.

650
00:27:52,566 --> 00:27:53,933
Which is exactly
what I said.

651
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:55,233
No, it isn't.

652
00:27:56,566 --> 00:27:57,766
(AUDIENCE GASP)

653
00:27:58,733 --> 00:28:00,500
(EXHALES)

654
00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:02,966
STEWART: (OVER RECORDER)
T‐R‐I‐S‐K

655
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,400
A‐D‐E K‐A

656
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:08,433
P‐H‐O‐B‐I‐A

657
00:28:08,466 --> 00:28:10,333
Silent I win.

658
00:28:10,366 --> 00:28:12,266
(ALL CHEERING)

659
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,300
(UPBEAT MUSIC PAYING)

660
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,300
Champ!

661
00:28:26,466 --> 00:28:27,533
Yes!

662
00:28:27,566 --> 00:28:28,733
Yeah!

663
00:28:38,433 --> 00:28:39,666
(SOBBING) Why?

664
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:42,000
Anyone wanna
double me home, ladies?

665
00:28:42,033 --> 00:28:44,566
Everyone knows
how to spell
Triskaidekaphobia.

666
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,700
It's the most common word
used in spelling bees.

667
00:28:46,733 --> 00:28:47,866
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I know that,

668
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,700
but there is a reason
that I spelled...
Fucking idiot.

669
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,633
BOTH: Fucking idiots.

670
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:57,433
(STEWART SOBBING)
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

671
00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:02,000
Oh, fuck, buddy,
it's Coach.

672
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,466
Probably gonna
ream us out.

673
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,233
Fuck, what does
he want, buddy?

674
00:29:05,266 --> 00:29:06,533
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

675
00:29:06,566 --> 00:29:07,900
(READING)

676
00:29:22,866 --> 00:29:25,300
BOTH: Who could it be?

677
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,300
WOMAN: Give your balls
a tug, you titfucker.