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We were discussing headlines
from the city newspaper
the other day...

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DAN: Damn shame
about MoDeans
burning down.

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Do you know what?
It's really something

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how we keep losing
those locations
to drink at.

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The Ukrainian Center
is a healthy
consolation, though.

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Well, everybody knows
the cheapest beers are
at the Ukrainian Center.

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With the Legion being
a close second.

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When's Gail getting back
from her South American
singles resort?

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When she's
had her fill, I suppose.

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Delicious pun.

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Thank you, Wayne.

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ALL: Thank you, Bonnie.

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(DAN GRUMBLING)

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Now, was that
your tummy grumbling?
Or was that you proper?

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DAN: That'd
be me proper.

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A little grumble
in the jungle over there.

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Little grumble
in the Bronx.

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A little
royal grumble.

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DAN: It was
a grumble proper.

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Now, I'm a devout pupil
of Social Justice Warriors,
Professor Tricia.

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The devoutest.

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But dare I say things
in the city is getting
wee bit out of hands.

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What's the frequency,
Kenneth?

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Well, the story I just read
here is quite the incredible
chain of events.

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You know, there's
so many causes now.

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They're just tripping
right over each other.

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Well, it's better than
driving into each other.

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That was
a bit dark, Dary.

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What's the scoop, Dan?

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Here's the scoop.

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Bunch of gals said that
they were gonna stop
tweetings for a day

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out of protest
for sexual abuses
towards womens.

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And they encouraged mens
to stops tweetings
in supports of the womens.

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So, what's
the problem?
Oh, I wasn't finished.

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Well, what
happened next?

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DAN: I'll tells you
what happens next.

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Some black gals joined in
on the protest,

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but they got mad
at the white girls
protesting,

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because womens of colors
didn't receive the same
supports on similar issues.

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I think I see where
you're going with this.

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Well, did something
happen even after that?

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DAN: Something
did happen after that.

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One of the white gals
asking for supports
got supports from one guy,

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but she told him
he could fuck right off

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because apparently he used
to call gals "broads"
back in high schools.

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But they are tweeting
about not tweeting.
Do I have that right?

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I got a feeling something
even happened after that.

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Yeah, me too, Dary.
Me too. I got that
same feeling.

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Well, here's what happened
even after that.

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The President of Iceland
sends out

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a happy birthday tweet
to his daughter, Alfheiour.

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And now all the gals
saying that you
shouldn't be tweetings

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turns hims into
public enemy number one.

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And it's on Twitter
they're doing that?

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And to the President
of Iceland,
they're doing that?

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Icelanders are the most
lovable fucking people
on planet Earth.

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One more thing
even happens,
so help me God.

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So help me God.
Something else
did happen after that,

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because it turns out
the President of Iceland's
daughter, Alfheiour,

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has got herself a case
of the Down syndromes.

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So here comes the Special
Olympics advocates,

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and they're
in a real bad way.

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As they should be.

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If you wanna go at Iceland,
you better have your fucking
facts right.

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Well, here's the kicker,
turns out the President of
Iceland's daughter, Alfheiour,

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is also a refugee
from war‐torn Somalia
what he's adopted.

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So that increases
the tension between

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the womens of colors
not tweeting

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and the white gals
not tweeting.

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To top it all off,
here comes World Vision,

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and they're
coming in a'swinging.

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Fuck every duck.
What next?

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Oh, here's what
happened after that.

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Remember that first guy
that they told
to fucks right off

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'cause he used to
call gals "broads"
back in high school?

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Turns out he's paralyzed
from the waist down.

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So here comes the war amps
saying, "You better back
the fuck off our guy."

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Enough's enough.

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I can't handle anymore.

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Well, there's no way
there's more.
There's no goddamn way.

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Wait. There is more.

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Turns out the President
of Icelands

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is paralyzed from
the necks down,

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so now everybody's back
on Iceland's sides again.

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Oh, right where
they should've been
the whole fucking time.

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Now, it's from the neck down
that he's paralyzed, you say?

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So, how does he
even make a tweet?

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And they're all
doing this on Twitter?

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Where else but Twitter
would this be happenings?

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On the day they're not
exposed to be tweeting?

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On the very same day
they're not exposed
to be tweeting.

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ALL: Jesus!

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DAN: (GASPING)
Look what's happening
in local news!

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ALL: What?

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Stay tuned to find out.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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Well, the Letterkenny Chiefs
is changing their names
and logos.

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That sounds
about right.
Probably for the best.

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They had a good run.

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The only constant in life
is change, as they say.

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"The only constant
in life is change"?

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It's a wee bit to wrap
your head around there.

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Well, the only constant
around here is everything
stays the sames.

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Any‐who...

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According to the writers
of the Letterkenny Banner,

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the whole world's going to
hells in a hand baskets.

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DARYL: Sounds
about right.

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KATY: Probably
for the best.
WAYNE: We had a good run.

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As long as we're
going in a hand basket.

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As opposed to
what kind of basket?

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Well, there's a bazillion
different kinds of baskets.

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Hand and waste paper.
What else?

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Okay, so maybe
there's not a bazillion
different kinds, but...

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Yeah, it's
definitely not a bazillion
different kinds...

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Yeah, that's what
I just said,

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"There's not a bazillion
different kinds of baskets."

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Well, don't come in here
saying "bazillion" unless
you mean a bazillion...

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Okay. I was just for
emphasis. I was saying,

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"Bazillion different
kinds of baskets."

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Go ahead and name
five kinds of baskets

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besides hands
and waste paper.

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Okay. Floor basket,

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hanging basket,
wall basket,

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bike basket,
basketball basket.

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All right.

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I withdraw.

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Bamboo bakset,
britan bakset,
liquor bakset.

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Bakset?

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Yes, that's one of
two words that Dary
can't say right.

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What's the other
one, Dary?
Brefekst.

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Yeah, Dary can't say
the word "breakfast" either.

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You wanna
try, bud?
Brefekst. Bakset.

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Attaboy.

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So, what are they
changing the name to?

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According to this, they're
letting the publics decides
with an onlines polls.

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Ooh, boy.

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Not a
good idea.
Is there a worse idea?

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Currently, the Letterkenny
Rough Riders is leading
by a hair.

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(WAYNE GRUMBLING)

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Is that your tummy grumbling?
Or is that you proper?

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No, that'd be me proper.

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What's the rumpus,
grumpus?

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Don't you think that there's
already too many Rough Riders
in the area as it is?

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You got
the Redford Rough Riders.
And a one.

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You got
the Welno Rough Riders.
And a two.

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And don't forget
the Greater Maddawascow
Rough Riders.

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And a three. And that's
just off the tippy tops
of our heads.

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Does get a bit confusing
during playoffs.

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People like to root for
a Rough Rider.

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Yeah, but if we're all
going to be Rough Riders,
why even have teams?

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Why not just be
a big bunch of
Rough Riders?

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Why don't you just
name the whole league
the Rough Riders?

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Why even stop there?

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Why don't we just go ahead
and name the whole
human race Rough Riders?

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Like, you see
what I'm saying.

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Yeah. Today,
we're all Rough Riders.

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What exactly
is a Rough Rider?

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I don't know. All's I'm saying
is that there's too many
of them. Don't you see?

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KATY: So, what else
is in the running?

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DAN: Ah, second place
is the Letterkenny
Muff Riders.

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Yeah, I can get
behind Muff Riders.

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Hmm. What else?

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Third place goes to
the Letterkenny
Foot Fuckers.

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Shouldn't that be
in first place,

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on account that it
has foot in the title,
and it's a soccer team?

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What else?

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Well, fourth place is a tie
between the Big Nickelbacks
and the 69ers.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Both good choices.

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KATY: I don't know
who to root for.

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DAN: People likes
to root for a 69er.

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(GRUMBLING)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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I don't have a problem.

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I don't have...
I don't have a problem.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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I don't have a problem.

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(SHOUTING)
Where is it?
It's right here.

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First, the meth.

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(WHINING)

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(SHOUTING) I think
you do have a problem.

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I don't have a problem!

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You've never acted
like this before the...

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This is all because of the...
(INAUDIBLE)

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I've never seen it
get its claws in so deep.

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(GRUNTS)

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Give me the dark web.

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Stewart!
I need the dark web.

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You're killing him!

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(MOANING)
It is killing you!

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Give me the dark web.

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Take the dark web.

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The dark web is yours.
(COUGHS)

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(GASPS)

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Okay, so you keep
the meth over there, right?

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We do. Let me show you.

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I'm in.

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Letterkenny, the hard right
is inside of you.

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Fuck!

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These stooges again.

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I don't see a video request
from them.

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How am I hearing their voice?

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Must be some high‐tech
dark web shit.

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Stu? Stu!

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Appreciate the
Stooges reference.

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Everyone knows Curly was
the original skinhead.

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Plus Ron Asheton from
Iggy and the Stooges had a real
Third Reich obsession.

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Good Christ! It smells like
somebody's been smoking
gate waves in here.

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The Chiefs are changing
their name.

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Who?

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Your beloved junior soccer team.

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BOTH: Who?

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Ah! Nobody cares about
anything anymore.

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What about the history?
The tradition?

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What's a junior soccer team?

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Some people
still care, all right?
You best believe.

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And we are recruiting.

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So, gentlemen, are you ready
to join the hard right?

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Politics?
(SCOFFS)

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We're anarchists.

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(SCOFFS) Yeah. Who cares if the
soccer team changes its name?

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The hard right, that's who.

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Chiefs is a strong name.

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I remember a time when
being called a chief
was a good thing.

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People like to root for a chief.

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(EXCLAIMS)
This used to be the heartland.

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Now, it is just the
other heartland

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of far‐left liberal cucks.

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Did somebody get their
feelings hurt?

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Did somebody sign a petition?

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Uh, news flash,
you're all caving to PC culture.

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You're just a bunch of
far‐left liberal fucking
pinko snowflakes.

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Oh, we've been called worse.

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But might as well just change
the name to Letterkenny Cucks.

235
00:09:48,066 --> 00:09:51,000
Regional champs
of Cuckistan!
Okay.

236
00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:54,633
This is what the failed
patriarchy looks like.

237
00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:58,233
I'm so sick of you
beta male SJWs.

238
00:09:58,266 --> 00:09:59,700
We're not SJWs.

239
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,066
I actually identify
as a wood nymph.

240
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,533
Super weird.
Be gone.

241
00:10:04,566 --> 00:10:06,266
Oh, we'll be gone.

242
00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,233
Just as soon as you betas
show us where the alphas are.

243
00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:13,100
I'll see myself out.
I assume all of you
are following suit.

244
00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,133
(SHOUTS)

245
00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:17,666
He talks more than I do.

246
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,033
That was weird.

247
00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:31,033
Ah, yes! Now we're talking.
The alphas. Real men.

248
00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,766
No matriarchy in sight.

249
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,133
Who the fuck are you?

250
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:37,833
I'm Hard Right Jay,
and I represent the Hard Right,

251
00:10:37,866 --> 00:10:40,266
a group with
far‐right ideologies

252
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:44,733
that rejects mainstream
conservatism and endeavors to
promote white nationalism.

253
00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:46,200
Oh, white nationalism?

254
00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:48,600
Good thing Gail,
the owner of the old bars
ain't here.

255
00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:53,633
Oh, small town bar owner,
what is she, like a good
sixth‐generation Scottish woman?

256
00:10:53,666 --> 00:10:54,633
No.

257
00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:55,466
What are you's getting on
about over there?

258
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,166
Did you dinks
bring these dudes here?

259
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,133
What's the first
meal of the day,
Daryl?

260
00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,700
Your mom.
Attaboy.

261
00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:01,833
Breakfast!

262
00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:05,533
Ah, that's it, right.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, yeah.

263
00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:07,866
Run away like true socialistas.

264
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:11,966
At least your actions
are consistent with
your failed ideologies.

265
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,800
You edgelords
are a walking horde
of participation trophies.

266
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:18,666
Go back to giving out
hand jobs for free.

267
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:21,766
We're not socialistas.
I'm still with her.

268
00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,200
We're anarchists.
And our hand jobs aren't free.

269
00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:30,866
So...

270
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,566
Forg...

271
00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:35,233
Forgive...

272
00:11:35,266 --> 00:11:38,300
Forgive them. They don't
see the big picture. Yet.

273
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,433
What's the big picture?

274
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,600
You wanna see how deep
this rabbit hole really goes?

275
00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,666
Or are you guys globalists?

276
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,900
What's that?
Ah!

277
00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:49,266
I'll admit, I was anticipating

278
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:53,766
the low energy, country cuck
road show, but you're curious.

279
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,800
Color me glad.

280
00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:56,866
It's time to wake up.

281
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,233
It's time for you to spit out
all of the toxic sludge

282
00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:02,266
you've been spoon fed
by the Ian Hanomansings

283
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:05,033
and the Gloria Macarenkos
of the world.

284
00:12:05,066 --> 00:12:06,866
We are a movement.

285
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,766
Bowel movement
by the looks of it.

286
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,033
Ah, hachi‐machi,
I like your fire.

287
00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:14,266
We could use more women
in the movement.

288
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:18,300
We have next to none,
for reasons we can't
quite decode.

289
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,800
Pitter patter.
Yes, pitter patter.

290
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:23,133
All lives matter.

291
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:26,133
News flash,
the out of control PC police

292
00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:29,066
are forcing your beloved
Letterkenny Chiefs
to change their name.

293
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,133
Yeah, we caught that.

294
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,966
Yeah, well, we're here
to protest that.

295
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,766
Our legions of brothers
will be joining me

296
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,900
at John Letterkenny Field
later.

297
00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:40,933
And we want you,
the salt of the earth alphas,

298
00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:47,800
the stewards of traditional
morals, traditional values,
the silent majority, to join us.

299
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:51,700
The fight against poor,
uneducated libtards

300
00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:53,966
requires nothing short
of a massacre.

301
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,666
Now you're a bit
fucking dramatic, eh?

302
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:58,266
Why is keeping the name
of the Chiefs important to you?

303
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:01,600
ALL: It isn't.
Oh, oh, it's not. It isn't?

304
00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:04,033
Well, not really,
in the long run.
Nor the short run, really.

305
00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:06,166
Yeah, no need to get your
jimmies all out of joint.

306
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:10,900
Well, but you... You understand
why it's important
to fight the left? Yes?

307
00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:13,100
I didn't know it was necessary,
much less important.

308
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:16,766
The point is
the government
is trying to keep you

309
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,733
and your humble agricultural
livelihoods thoroughly cucked.

310
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,066
It's time to wake up
and smell the chem trails.

311
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:26,533
It's time to stand up
for your God given right

312
00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:29,200
to have kick‐ass names
for all your favorite teams,

313
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:32,200
and fuck anybody whose feelings
get hurt along the way.

314
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:33,666
Oh, is that what time it is?

315
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,533
Oh, you think I don't have
feelings? You think my feelings
don't get hurt?

316
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,833
My grandfather has
a pacemaker, right?

317
00:13:39,866 --> 00:13:42,600
Every time I watch
the Indiana Pacers
play basketball,

318
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,133
it makes me think of Papi.

319
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:48,066
And his irregular heartbeat.
And it fucks me up, big time.

320
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:52,100
You see me complaining
to the Indiana Pacers
or anyone in the NBA?

321
00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:53,933
Mmm, suck it up, buttercup.

322
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,066
So?
So what?

323
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,100
So join us.

324
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,733
Tell you what.
I'll fight you for it.
You and me.

325
00:14:03,766 --> 00:14:05,533
Sorry, what?
What I'm saying is,

326
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:07,933
I'll fight you.

327
00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:10,100
And if you win I'll come
to the field with you.

328
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:13,033
But if you lose,
we're not asking for
anything in return.

329
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:17,133
Ah, you SJWs are a lost cause.

330
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,200
I'm going to troll!

331
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:23,700
Letterkenny Chiefs!
Letterkenny Chiefs!

332
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:26,566
We can do this, buddy.

333
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,166
We can establish order,
buddy. I know we can.

334
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,200
HARD RIGHT JAY:
Of course you can.

335
00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:32,466
(INHALES) Ah.

336
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,033
Hockey, eh?

337
00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:35,633
Fastest sport on Earth.

338
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:40,533
And the whitest too, arguably,
so bonus points there.

339
00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:43,066
Okay, the Catholic school games
are on the other rink.

340
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:47,300
Uh, we just, uh,
thought you strapping alphas

341
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,933
might want to know
that the globalists

342
00:14:49,966 --> 00:14:54,333
are trying to turn your
small town into a hive

343
00:14:54,366 --> 00:14:56,266
of post‐castrati extremism.

344
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,933
What the fuck's castrati?

345
00:14:57,966 --> 00:14:59,366
Uh, it's a pasta, bro.

346
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,066
Uh, it's pronounced
"pah‐sta," bro.
Is it?

347
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:06,366
Today, it's the Letterkenny
Chiefs. Tomorrow, it'll be
your beloved Shamrocks.

348
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,233
Well, you know, the Chiefs
is kinda not PC though, buddy.

349
00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:12,266
We try to keep it, like,
kind of in touch there.

350
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:16,266
What if they decide to get
butt hurt over the Letterkenny
Shamrocks name next

351
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,033
and force you to change it

352
00:15:18,066 --> 00:15:22,400
just because they don't know
how to control their... Their
fragile beta male emotions?

353
00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:23,766
What then, huh?

354
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,266
You don't see a bunch
of Irish people protesting
here, do you?

355
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,666
No, you don't.

356
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,100
They're not,
(IMITATING IRISH ACCENT) "Argh,
please change your name!"

357
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,466
None of that's happening.
You wanna know why?

358
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,666
Because Irish people don't
fucking complain about
anything, all right?

359
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:40,400
Irish people know how to
take it like a champ, okay?

360
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:43,133
You take their potatoes away,
they don't say a fucking thing.

361
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,133
It's pronounced
"po‐tah‐to."
Is it?

362
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:48,266
It's called "manning up,"
gentlemen. You might want
to look into it.

363
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,066
What do you think, buddy?

364
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,166
I think this guy's
a goof, buddy.

365
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,433
Cool, buddy.
Yeah, but...

366
00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:59,533
On that note, I'm not really
a fan of the Shamrocks name.

367
00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:00,866
‐Really?
‐Yeah.

368
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,666
Me too, buddy. I mean,
if we're talking about
some kind of negative

369
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,633
stereotype attached
to that name, you know?

370
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,000
Right? It's like,
just because
my name is Reilly,

371
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:11,200
that doesn't necessarily mean
that I'm a drunken leprechaun.

372
00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,533
Maybe we should change
the name, buddy.

373
00:16:12,566 --> 00:16:13,666
(CLICKING TONGUE)

374
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,533
What's this about a name change?

375
00:16:15,566 --> 00:16:18,066
If anybody should
change their names,
it should be us.

376
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,000
What the hell's a
Shamrockette anyway?
A leaf with tits?

377
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:23,633
Oh, this isn't your
matriarch, is it?

378
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:28,300
You can't just add "ette" to
the end of the men's team
and expect women to like it.

379
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:31,633
We should change our names
to something fierce and feminine
and powerful.

380
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,300
Like the Screaming Banshees.

381
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:38,233
That's good, Mary‐Anne.
Impressive creativity.

382
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:40,233
Couple of hens clucking away.

383
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,966
Especially for a girl who
had to start kindergarten
two years late

384
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,100
because she couldn't
grasp coloring.

385
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,133
I've plenty of good ideas,
Betty‐Anne.

386
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,933
Like convincing your dad
to get a vasectomy

387
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,533
so I wouldn't have to worry
about another you coming into
the world while I fucked him.

388
00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:54,600
We were just starting
to get them under control.

389
00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:57,966
You're screwing it up, bro.
You're getting them all
fired up again.

390
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,266
Bringing family into it now,
Mary‐Anne? I would never
stoop so low,

391
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,500
especially with the
recent passing of your mother,

392
00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:06,700
who told me before she died
that my dad is your dad too.

393
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:09,466
You're fucking up
our progress, man.
Just get out of here.

394
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,500
It's only gonna get worse too.
Thanks a lot.

395
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,500
Ah, these Tumblrinas
have lost the plot anyway.

396
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:18,600
Letterkenny Chiefs!
Letterkenny Chiefs!
(SIGHS)

397
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:24,500
Where the fuck is everybody?
This is supposed to be
a protest.

398
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:29,100
We need people to protest
and piss off and agitate.

399
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:32,133
Ay, ay, ay. Whose idea was this
stupid name change anyway?

400
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,166
TANIS: Ours.

401
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,100
S'up, Nazis?

402
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:38,466
Nazi? Hilarious.

403
00:17:40,966 --> 00:17:42,400
Ain't nothing funny
about this, honky.

404
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:44,666
No, but Nazi, really? Nazi?

405
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:48,100
Would a Nazi ride
a Yamaha scooter?

406
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,633
A pansy Nazi? Sure.

407
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:52,066
Would a Nazi have
a Jew for a lawyer?

408
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:55,100
Could you refer me, asshole?
'Cause I'm gonna need one
in a minute.

409
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:58,433
Would a Nazi own a game‐worn
Tim Duncan jersey?

410
00:17:58,466 --> 00:18:01,066
You sniff that shit before
bed at night, cupcake?

411
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:06,433
Would a Nazi's favorite snacks
include ramen, pad thai, or pho?

412
00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:08,600
It's pronounced "pho‐e,"
"Pho‐e," dummy.

413
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:10,066
Oh.

414
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:14,033
All right, would a Nazi
get turned on by
interracial gang bang porn?

415
00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:15,133
Who fucking doesn't?

416
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,533
All right, I think we all
need to chill out here.

417
00:18:17,566 --> 00:18:19,200
We're getting
ahead of ourselves.

418
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,200
We are an inclusive movement.

419
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,466
I think you should join us.

420
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,633
Is that what we should do?

421
00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:25,700
Yes.

422
00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:27,966
Think about it, Sacagawea.

423
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,333
(STAMMERING) We share a lot.
We have a lot in common.

424
00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:35,600
We both pride ourselves
on traditional values,
traditional morals.

425
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:39,933
We share a very
anti‐immigration stance.

426
00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:43,333
You know, if you think about it,
we actually share a lot
of common ground.

427
00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:46,500
(SCOFFS) Historically,
sharing ground hasn't
been your strong suit.

428
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:50,533
If you guys are here,
then who's jerking off
in your mom's basement?

429
00:18:50,566 --> 00:18:53,433
Somewhere there's a
men's rights meeting
missing their door greeters.

430
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,633
Yeah, look. I get it.
You're frustrated.

431
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:59,400
It must be really exhausting
never paying taxes
your whole lives.

432
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:03,400
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

433
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,033
All right.
Enough chin‐wagging.

434
00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:09,000
Another hen cluck,
cluck, clucking away.

435
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:12,566
Hey, no one had a problem
with this. No one had a problem
until you's came to town.

436
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,033
That's it. The Hard Right,
coming to a town near you.

437
00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:18,066
Yeah, we didn't come here
to counter‐protest.

438
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,700
Ain't nothing peaceful
gonna happen today.

439
00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:21,366
Hey, we don't
practice violence.

440
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,066
We do.
We don't practice violence.

441
00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,533
But we are prepared for it.

442
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,633
All right. Let's go then.
Let's do this.

443
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,466
You and what army?

444
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:32,033
That one.

445
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:37,033
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)

446
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400
(INAUDIBLE)

447
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,933
Golden pastures from here.

448
00:21:08,966 --> 00:21:10,000
It's all I see.

449
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:12,366
Nary a chem trail in the sky.

450
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,933
Possibility of
a gentle Nor'Wester.

451
00:21:13,966 --> 00:21:15,633
Oh, three to five clicks
by the look of her.

452
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,500
(ALL BANG TABLE)

453
00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:22,633
Well, times to check in
on the Letterkenny Banner.

454
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,000
What's the latest?

455
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,700
(DAN GRUMBLING)

456
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:28,000
Was that your tummy grumbling
or was that you proper?

457
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,600
That was my tummy.
Good enough.

458
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,166
Well, it looks like they
canceled the online polls
to pick the new team name.

459
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,433
Oh, is that what they did?

460
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,533
Yeah, it seems like the
Muff Riders was
runnings away with it.

461
00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:38,966
Foot Fuckers made
more sense by far.
I'm disappointed.

462
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,233
What are they
going with instead?

463
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,000
Rough Riders.
Of course they are.

464
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,166
Playoffs start next week.

465
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,000
Who they playing?
Runforough Rough Riders.

466
00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:46,033
That's gonna be
a really good game.

467
00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:47,966
DARYL: Must be hard kicking
the ball in the snow.

468
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,266
My money's on the Rough Riders.

469
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,400
You're crazy. I got the
Rough Riders by a mile.

470
00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:52,333
Care to make it interesting?

471
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:54,200
DAN: I'll put ten bucks
on the Rough Riders.

472
00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:55,700
Make it twenty.
I'll take that.

473
00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:56,900
I'm in too.

474
00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:59,300
DAN: See, Wayne, people love
to cheer for a rough rider.

475
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,633
The world's going to hell
in a hand basket, big brother.

476
00:22:02,466 --> 00:22:03,966
In a what, Dary?

477
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,433
Brefekst bakset.
Attaboy.

478
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:15,066
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