1 00:00:08,584 --> 00:00:12,088 Your pal came into some money the other day... 2 00:00:12,121 --> 00:00:14,257 Perhaps we ought to start regulating your screen time, 3 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:15,958 - young lady. - Homework. 4 00:00:15,992 --> 00:00:18,227 - Focus on your studies. - Kidding. 5 00:00:18,261 --> 00:00:20,096 - Dating app. - Whiles you're on the clocks? 6 00:00:20,129 --> 00:00:21,831 I work all day to make a buck. 7 00:00:21,864 --> 00:00:23,499 Won't work all night to find a fuck. 8 00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:24,634 Any luck? 9 00:00:24,667 --> 00:00:25,968 - Fuck boy. - Mm-hm. 10 00:00:26,002 --> 00:00:27,303 - Fuck boy. - Can confirm. 11 00:00:27,336 --> 00:00:29,305 - Fuck boy. - You are correct. 12 00:00:29,338 --> 00:00:31,741 I don't gots too much times for that terms. 13 00:00:31,774 --> 00:00:33,242 Fuck boy? Why not? 14 00:00:33,276 --> 00:00:35,011 Well, when you add S's to the ends of things 15 00:00:35,044 --> 00:00:37,313 as I's tends to, that terms will lands youse jails times. 16 00:00:37,346 --> 00:00:40,283 Fuck boy is the term men deserve for running with "tramp stamp." 17 00:00:40,316 --> 00:00:43,019 I have plenty of times for lowers backs tattoos. 18 00:00:43,052 --> 00:00:45,054 Lots of dudes do. 19 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,823 Alexanders. 20 00:00:46,856 --> 00:00:48,925 A bladder infection means "urine" trouble. 21 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:51,761 - Yes! - What's the frequency, Kenneth? 22 00:00:51,794 --> 00:00:53,396 - Just won 10 bucks. - Oh! 23 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:55,932 Straights to Boardwalks with you theres, Uncles Pennies Bags. 24 00:00:55,965 --> 00:00:57,467 Don't spend it all in one place. 25 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:01,037 - Hey there, high roller. - You sound like you're envious. 26 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:02,939 You sound like you're a fuck boy. 27 00:01:02,972 --> 00:01:06,175 - 10 whole bucks, eh? - Yes, 10 whole bucks. 28 00:01:06,209 --> 00:01:08,177 That is my exact hourly wage. 29 00:01:08,211 --> 00:01:10,079 Well, better than a kick in the pants, Alexander. 30 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:12,915 You're telling me. Welcome to easy street! 31 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:15,351 - Okay. - The land of milk and honey. 32 00:01:15,384 --> 00:01:17,186 - I... I get it. - Choo-choo! 33 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:20,189 - All aboard the gravy train! - Just leave it. 34 00:01:20,223 --> 00:01:23,092 The lap of luxury, the primrose path. 35 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:25,428 - A place in the sun. - Go ahead, Alexander! 36 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:27,530 Have a good laugh about it, but I just made as much 37 00:01:27,563 --> 00:01:31,434 sitting on my butt as you do in an hour scrubbing toilets. 38 00:01:33,236 --> 00:01:36,272 - You think I'm joking? - Uh... 39 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,040 No, I wasn't trying to be a dick about it, 40 00:01:38,074 --> 00:01:40,409 I just thought you were making fun of me. 41 00:01:40,443 --> 00:01:42,812 You've already let it change you, the almighty dollar. 42 00:01:42,845 --> 00:01:47,683 Look at old Dary now, eh? He's a fat cat, a tycoon. 43 00:01:47,717 --> 00:01:48,951 I didn't mean it, Alexander. 44 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:51,821 So, what now, Sir Rupert Warren Chadwick, huh? 45 00:01:51,854 --> 00:01:53,990 High tea at Chateau Frontenac 46 00:01:54,023 --> 00:01:55,525 with the New England Montgomerys? 47 00:01:55,558 --> 00:01:58,227 - I said I didn't mean it. - Well, what's next, 48 00:01:58,261 --> 00:02:00,796 Dr. Ronan Rhys Rothschild, huh? 49 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:02,298 Croquet on the palace lawn 50 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:04,934 with Lady Charlotte Imogen Alderidge? 51 00:02:04,967 --> 00:02:06,469 This is just going on too far. 52 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:09,972 Let me pull up your car for you, Baron Phineas Hawthorne. 53 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:12,308 Have you selected the Bentley or the Rolls 54 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,143 for this afternoon's social? 55 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,846 - Ooo-kay. - Look who it is. 56 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:18,481 As I live and breathe... 57 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,117 it's the Duke of Dickbagshire, huh? 58 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:23,486 Will the Duchess be joining you this evening, huh, 59 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:26,155 or is she still summering in the Cotswolds 60 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,791 with the Cuntington Beach Vanderbilts? 61 00:02:32,128 --> 00:02:34,230 How do you like that now? 62 00:02:34,263 --> 00:02:37,767 Give my regards to Lady Scarlett Stella Rosencrantz, 63 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,835 you high-falutin' duck fart. 64 00:02:43,806 --> 00:02:45,274 Well, fuckin'... 65 00:02:45,308 --> 00:02:47,543 money changes everything. 66 00:02:47,577 --> 00:02:47,777 ♪ 67 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:55,384 You know what I always kinda wanted? 68 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:58,254 - A koalas? - A Mustang? 69 00:02:58,287 --> 00:02:59,622 - Bangs. - Docs. 70 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:02,091 - Doc Martens? - No, Doc Hollidays. 71 00:03:02,124 --> 00:03:03,526 Well they ain't giving those away. 72 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,494 Money doesn't grow on trees. 73 00:03:05,528 --> 00:03:06,929 PETE: Hellooo? 74 00:03:06,963 --> 00:03:08,531 Knock-knock. 75 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:11,400 (Grumbling) 76 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:13,336 Wayne. 77 00:03:13,369 --> 00:03:14,637 Katy. 78 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:15,805 Ugh. 79 00:03:15,838 --> 00:03:16,839 Squirrelly Dan. 80 00:03:16,872 --> 00:03:18,574 Just Daniels, there, Peter. 81 00:03:18,608 --> 00:03:19,809 Darnell. 82 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:22,678 I've come to apologize. Make a truce. 83 00:03:22,712 --> 00:03:25,348 Isn't he an "end of the laneway, don't come up the property?" 84 00:03:25,381 --> 00:03:26,782 What the fuck's happened to you? 85 00:03:26,816 --> 00:03:30,219 I think it all started when meth ripped through town in '05. 86 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,921 Yeah, we lost a lot of good people there. 87 00:03:31,954 --> 00:03:34,390 - Lost a lot of good teeths. - Like, you're out sending 88 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,292 naked pictures of your sweetie around town. 89 00:03:36,325 --> 00:03:37,760 "Sweetie" is ambitious. 90 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:40,930 You're hanging out with dudes like Tibadoo, who abandon dogs. 91 00:03:40,963 --> 00:03:43,699 Yeah, you gotta tell Tibadoo not to give dogs human names. 92 00:03:43,733 --> 00:03:46,269 And now you're out buying drugs from that new Jewish skid. 93 00:03:46,302 --> 00:03:48,504 And that's just in the last few calendars weeks. 94 00:03:48,537 --> 00:03:50,940 Are you still honking and hollering at girls? 95 00:03:50,973 --> 00:03:53,442 Old habits die hard. 96 00:03:54,577 --> 00:03:56,279 Well, so what do you think, JP? 97 00:03:56,312 --> 00:03:57,480 Is this rock bottom? 98 00:03:57,513 --> 00:03:59,749 - Not if you bottoms for rock. - GROUP: Hey-oh. 99 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,518 Well, there was a period there where I was hanging out 100 00:04:02,551 --> 00:04:04,186 with the Ginger and Boots so... 101 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:05,554 (Groaning) 102 00:04:05,588 --> 00:04:07,623 You guys remember that talk about the third guy 103 00:04:07,657 --> 00:04:09,558 - holding down the ostrich? - Allegedlys. 104 00:04:09,592 --> 00:04:11,894 You used to be, like, a pretty good guy. 105 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:13,996 - He was a real good guy. - He was a great guys. 106 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:16,966 But now, like... you're a degen. 107 00:04:16,999 --> 00:04:18,567 I fell in with the wrong crowd. 108 00:04:18,601 --> 00:04:20,903 You're going pretty easy on a pair of ostrich fuckers 109 00:04:20,936 --> 00:04:22,305 with "wrong crowds", there, buds. 110 00:04:22,338 --> 00:04:25,308 Well, I'm done with them. I'm turning over a new leaf. 111 00:04:25,341 --> 00:04:27,510 Youse are my friends and... 112 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:29,745 when a friend asks for help, you help them. 113 00:04:35,885 --> 00:04:39,055 You looking for work? 114 00:04:39,088 --> 00:04:42,558 - Dary? - I got too many hands as it is. 115 00:04:42,591 --> 00:04:44,393 - Dan? - We're pinching pennies 116 00:04:44,427 --> 00:04:47,263 - with winters comings up. - Wayne? 117 00:04:49,532 --> 00:04:52,268 Well, if something comes along... 118 00:04:52,301 --> 00:04:53,703 I'll phone you up. 119 00:04:53,736 --> 00:04:55,638 Thank you. 120 00:04:58,774 --> 00:05:00,443 What a degen. 121 00:05:00,476 --> 00:05:03,446 You know what, he's like a dog with his head out the window 122 00:05:03,479 --> 00:05:04,780 of a moving car in all this. 123 00:05:04,814 --> 00:05:07,283 Like, it's a lot of fun but it's pretty dangerous 124 00:05:07,316 --> 00:05:09,852 and the only way to stop him is to roll up the window 125 00:05:09,885 --> 00:05:11,454 on his fucking head. 126 00:05:11,487 --> 00:05:13,689 Who are these nut sacks? 127 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:17,960 How are you now? 128 00:05:17,993 --> 00:05:20,262 Oh, I see one. Listen, hi! 129 00:05:20,296 --> 00:05:22,565 - Hello. - Yeah, listen, don't mind us. 130 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:25,501 I just love... you know, all this. 131 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,802 - 'Kay. - So listen, 132 00:05:26,836 --> 00:05:28,971 if we are bugging you at all, just let me know 133 00:05:29,004 --> 00:05:31,340 and we'll scoot, 'okurr'? - Okay. 134 00:05:32,475 --> 00:05:34,844 Alright, newlyweds to be, 135 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,646 let's hold hands, 'cause we're in love, 136 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,616 and let's just forget what was said at the previous location. 137 00:05:40,649 --> 00:05:42,551 Okay, so when I say go, I want you to start 138 00:05:42,585 --> 00:05:45,020 slowly running down the road, 139 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:47,490 okay, but you're looking back at me, all right? 140 00:05:47,523 --> 00:05:49,992 You're running into your future. 141 00:05:50,025 --> 00:05:51,660 Okay, go! 142 00:05:51,694 --> 00:05:52,962 Good. 143 00:05:52,995 --> 00:05:54,797 Oh, that's cute. 144 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:57,099 (Chuckling) I'm really alone now. 145 00:05:57,133 --> 00:06:00,770 That's nice. Yeah. Really great... 146 00:06:02,104 --> 00:06:03,439 Hey, hey, listen, yeah, 147 00:06:03,472 --> 00:06:04,740 what's in the building back there? 148 00:06:04,774 --> 00:06:06,709 - All sorts of stuff. - Like, dusty stuff 149 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,577 - and rusty stuff? - Can confirm. 150 00:06:08,611 --> 00:06:11,046 Okay, listen, I really don't want to bug you, 151 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,648 but can I shoot back there? 152 00:06:12,681 --> 00:06:16,519 - Ooh, I don't think so. - Okay, for 50 bucks? 153 00:06:16,552 --> 00:06:18,087 (Quietly) Doc o'clock, boys. 154 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,288 Yeah, let me show you. 155 00:06:19,321 --> 00:06:20,756 Gracias. 156 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:25,461 Oh, what is this hotbed of bohemia? 157 00:06:25,494 --> 00:06:27,229 We call it the murder barn. 158 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:28,464 Can I call it the murder barn? 159 00:06:28,497 --> 00:06:29,632 - Listen... - Okay. 160 00:06:29,665 --> 00:06:32,768 It's utopia, yet somehow dystopian. 161 00:06:32,802 --> 00:06:34,970 Fruitopian dystopia. 162 00:06:35,004 --> 00:06:37,406 - Hmm. - Fallopian Europa. 163 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,709 - Do you know any sister wives? - I... 164 00:06:40,743 --> 00:06:43,913 Listen, dusty stuff, rusty stuff, cobwebby corners... 165 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:48,517 Is that a pile of sawdust with engine oil sprayed in it? 166 00:06:48,551 --> 00:06:49,952 - No, I think that's blood. - You just... 167 00:06:49,985 --> 00:06:52,354 you can't get this kind of stuff in the city. 168 00:06:52,388 --> 00:06:56,158 Okay, firstly, listen. Thank you. And I just... 169 00:06:56,192 --> 00:06:59,562 it's just, this whole thing is so antiquated and old-timey, 170 00:06:59,595 --> 00:07:02,231 and secondly, I want to shoot some other clients in here. 171 00:07:02,264 --> 00:07:05,301 - Mmm, I don't think so. - Another 50 bucks? 172 00:07:05,334 --> 00:07:06,702 Doc o'clock. 173 00:07:06,735 --> 00:07:09,572 - Congratulations, Mary-Anne. - To you as well, Lucy-Anne. 174 00:07:09,605 --> 00:07:11,273 Say, Betty-Anne's still playing ball, eh? 175 00:07:11,307 --> 00:07:12,708 - She'll be back. - Well, congratulations, 176 00:07:12,741 --> 00:07:14,076 - Mary-Anne. - To you as well, Lucy-Anne. 177 00:07:14,109 --> 00:07:16,846 We hold the keys to the regional triple A squad. 178 00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:19,215 - Call me Lindsey Ruff. - Call me Mike Nocock. 179 00:07:19,248 --> 00:07:20,483 No one I'd rather share the wheel with. 180 00:07:20,516 --> 00:07:22,418 - Except maybe Betty-Anne. - Maybe Betty-Anne. 181 00:07:22,451 --> 00:07:23,619 Well, driving is a serious business. 182 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,054 - Life is a highway. - Seat belts fastened? 183 00:07:25,087 --> 00:07:26,188 - No. - Check our blind spots? 184 00:07:26,222 --> 00:07:27,490 - Never. - Use the lane 185 00:07:27,523 --> 00:07:29,058 - of least resistance? - We use the luxury lane. 186 00:07:29,091 --> 00:07:32,928 - Start your engines, Mary-Anne. - Pedal to the rug, Lucy-Anne. 187 00:07:32,962 --> 00:07:34,497 WOMAN: Hey. 188 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:36,398 Sami Jo Small? 189 00:07:36,432 --> 00:07:39,568 That's two-time Olympic gold medalist Sami Jo Small. 190 00:07:39,602 --> 00:07:41,937 WOMAN: And one silver. 191 00:07:41,971 --> 00:07:43,005 Tessa Bonhomme? 192 00:07:43,038 --> 00:07:45,941 That's Olympic hockey gold medalist Tessa Bonhomme. 193 00:07:45,975 --> 00:07:47,309 No silver. 194 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:49,979 - You guys the coaches? - We're the coaches. 195 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:52,448 - What have you won? - Back-to-back-to-back ships. 196 00:07:52,481 --> 00:07:55,718 - As players? - Back-to-back-to-back, baby. 197 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:57,887 As coaches? 198 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:58,921 We're kind of rookies. 199 00:07:58,954 --> 00:08:01,590 - You're schmelts? - First-time coaching girls. 200 00:08:01,624 --> 00:08:04,159 - Schmelts. - These are my cousints. 201 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,529 Rafaella, Donatella. 202 00:08:06,562 --> 00:08:09,798 These are my cousints. Leonarda, Michaelangela. 203 00:08:09,832 --> 00:08:12,401 I want my cousints to be the next two-time Olympic 204 00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:14,603 - hockey gold medalists. - And one silver. 205 00:08:14,637 --> 00:08:17,673 I want my cousints to be the next Olympic hockey 206 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,642 gold medalists. No silver. 207 00:08:19,675 --> 00:08:22,578 Until we're confident you guys can get the girls Olympic ready, 208 00:08:22,611 --> 00:08:23,846 we're going to help. 209 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:26,382 MARY-ANNE/LUCY-ANNE: You're going to coach with us? 210 00:08:26,415 --> 00:08:28,951 No, no, no, no. We've hired someone who has won. 211 00:08:28,984 --> 00:08:31,554 - To teach you two how to win. - Shannon Szabados? 212 00:08:31,587 --> 00:08:33,455 - Natalie Spooner? - No. 213 00:08:33,489 --> 00:08:34,957 Sure, they've won internationally, 214 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:37,993 but we wanted somebody that's won locally. 215 00:08:39,094 --> 00:08:41,931 Someone who's won... locally? 216 00:08:41,964 --> 00:08:43,198 No... 217 00:08:44,199 --> 00:08:46,068 (Coach clearing throat) 218 00:08:47,202 --> 00:08:49,605 - Names. - Donatella, Rafaella. 219 00:08:49,638 --> 00:08:52,207 - Names. - Leonarda, Michaelangela. 220 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,342 Cowabunga. 221 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,110 Get dressed. 222 00:08:58,447 --> 00:09:00,082 I am buying. 223 00:09:00,115 --> 00:09:03,519 50 bucks? Anyone looking for a sugar mama? 224 00:09:03,552 --> 00:09:05,921 - Thank you, Katy. - Round of Puppers? 225 00:09:05,955 --> 00:09:08,090 - Beggars can't be choosers. - I'll take another one 226 00:09:08,123 --> 00:09:09,992 of them cock-sucking gin and tonics, Bonnaroo. 227 00:09:10,025 --> 00:09:10,993 What has inspired 228 00:09:11,026 --> 00:09:12,461 this humanitarian effort there Katy-Kat? 229 00:09:12,494 --> 00:09:14,563 a photographer came up the laneway today 230 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,999 wanting to take photos in the barn for a 50 note. 231 00:09:17,032 --> 00:09:19,768 I said, "Any day of the week." I'm trying to get Docs. 232 00:09:19,802 --> 00:09:22,538 Don't you think Docs kinda make you that guy? 233 00:09:22,571 --> 00:09:24,807 Well, yeah, if they're, like, purple. 234 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,010 What's so good about your barn, that's what I always say. 235 00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:31,180 Well, and I quote, "Dusty stuff, rusty stuff, 236 00:09:31,213 --> 00:09:32,648 "and cobwebby corners." 237 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:35,484 Sounds like every barn I ever seen in my life. 238 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:37,586 - That's all I know. - What kind of a nut sack 239 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,922 offers a 50 note for dusty stuff, rusty stuff, 240 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,791 - and cobwebby corners? - This nut sack. 241 00:09:44,059 --> 00:09:47,363 "Flutter Me Shutters Lenzation Sensations." 242 00:09:47,396 --> 00:09:51,467 You guys will have to excuse me. I've never seen that guy before. 243 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,570 And I wonder if he likes sex with girls. 244 00:09:56,672 --> 00:09:58,407 - Baby... - Yeah. 245 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,111 We've got dusty stuff, rusty stuff, and cobwebby corners. 246 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,780 A lot of the dusty stuff has rusty stuff right on it, baby. 247 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:08,550 Mmm-mm. Let's poach this son of a bitch. 248 00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:11,020 Ah, Christ, Bonderosa! Add another ounce to this 249 00:10:11,053 --> 00:10:13,022 and it still wouldn't be a gentleman's pour. 250 00:10:13,055 --> 00:10:14,056 Take it, take it and go. 251 00:10:14,089 --> 00:10:17,626 Okay, listen! Arms around each other! 252 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,595 That's right, you're in love. 253 00:10:19,628 --> 00:10:22,197 Now, bride to be, bend your left knee behind you 254 00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:23,966 so your foot's in the air. 255 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,134 Yeah, perfect! 256 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:27,670 Now give each other little peck kisses over and over. 257 00:10:27,703 --> 00:10:30,439 Okay. (Laughing) 258 00:10:30,472 --> 00:10:31,774 Now listen, bride to be, 259 00:10:31,807 --> 00:10:34,510 take a little nap on his shoulder there. 260 00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:35,844 No, take a little nap on his back. 261 00:10:35,878 --> 00:10:37,646 Okay, just think like you're Goldilocks 262 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:42,184 and his shoulder is the bed that fits just right. 263 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:46,055 You're like an action figure and a little dolly. 264 00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:49,558 (Phone ringing) 265 00:10:49,591 --> 00:10:51,093 Hello? 266 00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:52,828 Hi. 267 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,097 Oh. Why? 268 00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:58,967 You found a better place to shoot? 269 00:11:00,969 --> 00:11:01,970 Yo, guess what? 270 00:11:02,004 --> 00:11:03,739 - Chicken butt. - Docs o'clocks? 271 00:11:03,772 --> 00:11:06,141 The McMurray's poached my fucking business. 272 00:11:06,175 --> 00:11:07,543 Eh, pars for the course. 273 00:11:07,576 --> 00:11:09,211 That photographer was supposed to come back 274 00:11:09,244 --> 00:11:12,181 with another couple and another fifty bucks to shoot in the barn 275 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,516 but McMurray stole her. 276 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:17,052 - Did he really? - Excuse me! 277 00:11:17,086 --> 00:11:20,155 I don't want to bug you, but can we shoot with your puppies? 278 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,126 All right, but they smell like piss. 279 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:25,728 (whistle blaring) 280 00:11:25,761 --> 00:11:28,897 I can't imagine how you guys feel having a man mentor you 281 00:11:28,931 --> 00:11:31,233 on coaching women's hockey. 282 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:33,902 - We could just tell you. - I can't imagine it feels good. 283 00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:36,004 - It doesn't. - That's why I'm glad it was me, 284 00:11:36,038 --> 00:11:38,874 you know, and not somebody you don't like. 285 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,642 - Or respect? - Or respect. 286 00:11:40,676 --> 00:11:42,778 - You got lucky. - We feel blessed. 287 00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:44,913 You guys know girls as well as I do, right? 288 00:11:44,947 --> 00:11:47,249 Like, if you don't keep them focused, their minds just.. 289 00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:50,853 Pfft! Off! You know, it's like, Backstreet Boys and pony tails 290 00:11:50,886 --> 00:11:53,122 - and Tamagotchis. - Hooo-boy. 291 00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:55,591 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, you know, 292 00:11:55,624 --> 00:11:57,392 to just keep them on their toes. 293 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,694 BOTH: Kick a garbage can? 294 00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:01,096 No. With girls? 295 00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:03,999 No, you can only launch projectiles with men. 296 00:12:04,032 --> 00:12:04,800 Why? 297 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:07,002 Because women are the fairer sex. 298 00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:08,036 Hooo-boy. 299 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,905 And because women are the fairer sex, you have to-- 300 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,841 - Wrap this up? - Oh, hey, okay. 301 00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,210 Lucy-Anne, looks like Mary-Anne here doesn't care 302 00:12:15,244 --> 00:12:18,313 about impressing two time Olympic hockey gold medalist 303 00:12:18,347 --> 00:12:19,615 Sami Jo Small. 304 00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:20,983 TESSA: And one silver! 305 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:23,852 Or Olympic hockey gold medalist Tessa Bonhomme. 306 00:12:23,886 --> 00:12:26,722 - TESSA: No silver! - Tessa, Sami! 307 00:12:26,755 --> 00:12:28,791 Wait... Hear him out. 308 00:12:28,824 --> 00:12:31,460 - (Chuckling) - Go. 309 00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:33,395 - Bench 'em. - Bench 'em? 310 00:12:33,428 --> 00:12:34,429 - Bench 'em. - Bench 'em? 311 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,531 Put 'em on the bench. 312 00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:36,632 It's the first game of the season. 313 00:12:36,665 --> 00:12:37,733 That's when you gotta do it. 314 00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:38,801 You gotta get them early. 315 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,035 You know, you gotta let them know. 316 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:41,970 First little lady that doesn't pick up her check 317 00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:43,906 on the way back? Benched. You know? 318 00:12:43,939 --> 00:12:46,809 First little diva that doesn't want to go hard to the net? 319 00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:50,312 Benched. And you better believe the first little lady 320 00:12:50,345 --> 00:12:53,515 who doesn't get pucks deep... 321 00:12:53,549 --> 00:12:56,819 - WOMEN: Bench 'em? - Benched. 322 00:12:56,852 --> 00:12:58,554 So if we're not happy with a player's effort... 323 00:12:58,587 --> 00:12:59,655 Park it. 324 00:12:59,688 --> 00:13:00,956 If we don't like a player's attitude... 325 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,058 - Have a seat. - What if it's a bit of attitude 326 00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:04,593 - after a bad bounce? - Sit down. 327 00:13:04,626 --> 00:13:05,928 And this applies to the whole team? 328 00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:08,030 Why do you think they make the bench so big? 329 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:10,399 - What if it's the goalie? - Call a time-out, 330 00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:11,633 bench 'er for it. 331 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,168 You're sure this won't just piss 'em off? 332 00:13:13,202 --> 00:13:16,505 It's hockey. You want 'em pissed off! 333 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,643 - BOTH: Fine. - Lovely. 334 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,146 Now, seeing as you two are job shadowing me-- 335 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:27,583 - You're mentoring us. - I would like a small coffee, 336 00:13:27,616 --> 00:13:29,751 three cream, six sugar. 337 00:13:29,785 --> 00:13:32,020 And some fries with gravy. 338 00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:34,957 And guys? Gravy on the side. 339 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:40,395 And a diet cola! 340 00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:42,931 I hope what they say about aspartame killing you is true. 341 00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:43,999 (Whistle blaring) 342 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,934 Listen, the McMurrays, 343 00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:48,270 they may have better dusty stuff, rusty stuff, 344 00:13:48,303 --> 00:13:49,638 and cobwebby corners, 345 00:13:49,671 --> 00:13:52,541 but they don't have puppies, okurr? 346 00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:57,045 MCMURRAY: I always knew Katy was a tricky little dickens. 347 00:13:57,079 --> 00:13:59,248 It's unethical, that's what I always say. 348 00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:01,917 I never pegged her as a Docs gal, 349 00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,452 but youse stole her business first. 350 00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:06,255 Oh, just 'cause we go and jump off a bridge, 351 00:14:06,288 --> 00:14:08,390 doesn't mean that's what she's gotta do, does it? 352 00:14:08,423 --> 00:14:10,659 Two wrongs don't make a right, that's what I always say. 353 00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:12,594 - Mmm-hm. - Who are they, Gailer? 354 00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:14,963 - Never seen 'em before. - Influenzas. 355 00:14:14,997 --> 00:14:16,531 - Huh? - Influenzas! 356 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,233 - What? - Influenzas! 357 00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:20,736 They go place to place taking photos of themselves. 358 00:14:20,769 --> 00:14:22,871 Chk, chk! Post 'em on the internet. 359 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,139 Influencers? 360 00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:26,775 - Thought I heard influenzas. - Same thing really. 361 00:14:26,808 --> 00:14:28,543 They're all looking for the murder barn. 362 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,012 What's that? 363 00:14:30,045 --> 00:14:32,814 They wanna go take pictures of themselves with the dusty stuff, 364 00:14:32,848 --> 00:14:36,084 rusty stuff, cobwebby corners and puppies. 365 00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:44,626 So, I hear youse guys like dusty stuff, 366 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,862 rusty stuff, and cobwebby corners. 367 00:14:46,895 --> 00:14:50,165 And as you can see, my wife, Mrs. McMurray and I 368 00:14:50,198 --> 00:14:52,868 have ample rusty stuff, dusty stuff 369 00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:55,437 and even cobwebby corners! 370 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,839 - Where's that fifty note? - Where are the puppies? 371 00:14:57,873 --> 00:15:00,575 - Cassie, right? - I'm Cassie. 372 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,544 - I'm Tassie. - You sure? 373 00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:04,579 We ain't got no puppies. 374 00:15:07,516 --> 00:15:09,084 We got goats. 375 00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:14,957 - Dycks? - Brethren! 376 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:16,625 T'what do we owe the pleasure? 377 00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:17,993 Do you want to know what? 378 00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:20,295 Dary was just saying how much he wanted summer sausage 379 00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:22,397 and that got me thinking about how much I love summer sausage, 380 00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:25,100 so basically, we just come by to see if we could buy 381 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,501 some summer sausage off youse. 382 00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:29,638 I empathize with your cravings. I gobbled sausage at lunch. 383 00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:32,607 Now, mine wife. Too much of one thing is ne'er a good thing. 384 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,776 You had a banger in your mouth at breakfast as well. 385 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,278 I can't help it, Noah. 386 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,013 Be forewarned, come supper time, 387 00:15:38,046 --> 00:15:40,048 I'll be begging you to pork me. 388 00:15:40,082 --> 00:15:41,883 Summer sausage and pepperettes are in the cooler 389 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,218 by the produce stand. 390 00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,753 Keep them away from the children though. 391 00:15:44,786 --> 00:15:47,389 They do love their father's sausage. 392 00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:49,891 I trust you'll leave payment in the Mason jar as usual? 393 00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:51,660 Hmm? Honour system. 394 00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:52,995 Can confirm. 395 00:15:53,028 --> 00:15:54,730 While ye's are in the cooler, 396 00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:56,231 help thy selves to a taffy cone once. 397 00:15:56,264 --> 00:15:57,566 What the fuck are youse doing? 398 00:15:57,599 --> 00:16:00,769 A photographer from out Stratford offered us $50 399 00:16:00,802 --> 00:16:02,637 to simply do chores in the background 400 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,674 while she has a photoshoot with some newlyweds to be once. 401 00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:08,410 You must consummate the marriage! 402 00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,345 Mine wife and I discussed it, and we thought, well, 403 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,547 we'll be working anyway, might as well make the money 404 00:16:12,581 --> 00:16:15,917 that we can use to remedy our children's hearing, 405 00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:18,286 which, frankly, has gotten quite poor. 406 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,889 (Quietly) Generation after generation of inbreeding. 407 00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:22,224 - Huh? - Poo-er? 408 00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:24,726 Photographers from out Stratford way keep coming, 409 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,028 one after the other. 410 00:16:26,061 --> 00:16:27,529 I'm hoping it will relent soon. 411 00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:30,866 But for now, best to get a handle on these hoes. 412 00:16:30,899 --> 00:16:32,300 PHOTOGRAPHER: Listen. 413 00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:34,536 I'm just gonna scooch in real close and I want you 414 00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:37,339 to blow the bubbles directly into the camera. 415 00:16:39,674 --> 00:16:41,243 Okurr! 416 00:16:43,578 --> 00:16:45,013 Oh, mine husband. 417 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,216 It's been far too long since you blew in my face. 418 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,620 Fuck's sake. 419 00:16:53,422 --> 00:16:54,689 (Sighing) 420 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,625 I can't compete with Mennonites. 421 00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:59,194 I've got dusty, I've got rusty, I've got puppies. 422 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,962 I even got fucking goats. 423 00:17:00,996 --> 00:17:03,265 I was told influenzas think that McMurray's goats 424 00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:04,766 are a bit too squirrelly. 425 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,967 What the hell is wrong with that? 426 00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:07,169 That's why I'm advertising goats 427 00:17:07,202 --> 00:17:09,137 that were less squirrelly than McMurray's. 428 00:17:09,171 --> 00:17:10,338 How's that for you? 429 00:17:10,372 --> 00:17:12,874 Influenzas say they're not squirrelly enough. 430 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:15,110 (Phone ringing) 431 00:17:17,679 --> 00:17:18,847 Hello? 432 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,817 What? Fuck off. 433 00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:24,152 You know what, you do that, McMurray. 434 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,355 - Guess what? - GUYS: What? 435 00:17:27,389 --> 00:17:30,092 McMurray says Dick-skin's throwing his hat in the ring. 436 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,294 He says that he's advertising goats with temperaments 437 00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:34,463 somewhere in the middle of mine and McMurray's. 438 00:17:34,496 --> 00:17:35,397 Is he really? 439 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,499 He's calling it Honey Bunches Of Goats. 440 00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:39,968 - What did McMurray call his? - Show Goatin'. 441 00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:41,069 And then what did you call yours? 442 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,571 Murder barn, so, Murder She Goat. 443 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,339 Right on. 444 00:17:44,372 --> 00:17:45,574 Dick-skin is playing for keeps. 445 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,943 Yeah, McMurray says he's done fooling around. 446 00:17:47,976 --> 00:17:50,579 He's pulling out all the stops in order to corner the market. 447 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,379 Is he really. 448 00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:54,483 What youse gonna do, Miss Katys? 449 00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:56,118 Compete. 450 00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:01,656 - How? - I just have to figure out 451 00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:05,293 what influenzas love and start advertising that! 452 00:18:05,327 --> 00:18:09,064 -Fuck! I'm gonna need some help. - You wanna know what? 453 00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:11,900 - Maybe you give Jivin' a call. - Really? 454 00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:13,602 He used to be a pretty good guy. 455 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,505 - He was a real good guy. - He was a great guy. 456 00:18:16,538 --> 00:18:18,206 And you wanna know what, 457 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,042 everybody deserves a second chance. 458 00:18:21,076 --> 00:18:23,278 When a friend asks for help, you help 'em. 459 00:18:24,513 --> 00:18:25,647 (crunching) 460 00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:29,484 ("Everybody Sexareeno" by Los Sexareenos plays) 461 00:18:29,518 --> 00:18:38,793 ♪ 462 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,428 ♪ Ah, here we go now ♪ 463 00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:45,300 ♪ We got something new all for you ♪ 464 00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:48,770 ♪ Now shake, your legs will break ♪ 465 00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:51,806 ♪ Roll around in the mud, there'll be no blood ♪ 466 00:18:53,475 --> 00:18:56,278 ♪ So get off your ass, and give me that sass ♪ 467 00:18:56,311 --> 00:18:57,946 ♪ 468 00:18:57,979 --> 00:19:00,115 ♪ And it goes like this ♪ 469 00:19:00,148 --> 00:19:01,883 ♪ One (one) ♪ 470 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:03,885 ♪ Two (two) ♪ 471 00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:05,554 ♪ Three (three) ♪ 472 00:19:05,587 --> 00:19:07,155 ♪ Four (four) ♪ 473 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,057 ♪ Stop, everybody Sexareeno! ♪ 474 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:11,059 ♪ (Everybody Sexareeno) ♪ 475 00:19:11,092 --> 00:19:12,861 ♪ Everybody Sexareeno! ♪ 476 00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:14,596 ♪ (Everybody Sexareeno) ♪ 477 00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:16,231 ♪ Everybody Sexareeno! ♪ 478 00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:17,899 ♪ (Everybody Sexareeno) ♪ 479 00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,801 ♪ Everybody Sexareeno! ♪ 480 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:21,336 ♪ (Everybody Sexareeno) ♪ 481 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,704 ♪ And it goes like this ♪ 482 00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:24,773 ♪ One (one) ♪ 483 00:19:24,806 --> 00:19:26,141 ♪ Two (two) ♪ 484 00:19:26,174 --> 00:19:27,842 ♪ Three (three) ♪ 485 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,544 ♪ Four (four) ♪ 486 00:19:29,578 --> 00:19:31,112 ♪ Stop! ♪ 487 00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:41,756 All right, listen, now kick your legs when you jump. 488 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:43,325 Yeah. Okay. 489 00:19:43,358 --> 00:19:46,661 Again. Now more kicking. 490 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:51,266 Great, now kick them differently this time. 491 00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:54,502 Oh, yeah, that's fun. Kinda out in front. 492 00:19:54,536 --> 00:19:56,004 All right, now give me a series of kicks. 493 00:19:56,037 --> 00:19:57,472 Just all different-- 494 00:19:57,505 --> 00:19:59,574 Yeah, all different kinds of kicks. 495 00:19:59,608 --> 00:20:01,676 Listen, hey, you're grimacing. All right. 496 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:04,779 So let's just lighten up the mood a bit. 497 00:20:04,813 --> 00:20:06,214 Stay loose. Okay. 498 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,716 All right, here's what we are gonna do. 499 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:08,883 This is fun, okay? 500 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,019 I want you to act like you just burst out laughing. 501 00:20:11,052 --> 00:20:12,320 Hah! Okurr? 502 00:20:12,354 --> 00:20:14,022 But actually don't laugh, right? 503 00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:17,659 Just hold your face like you are about to burst out laughing. 504 00:20:17,692 --> 00:20:19,227 Okay? 505 00:20:21,196 --> 00:20:22,931 - (Cell phone ringing) - Oh, sorry. 506 00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:24,366 Ooh. Hold on. 507 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,469 Flutter Me Shutters Lenzation Sensations. 508 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:29,471 Formerly Flutter Me Shutters Lensation Studios. 509 00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:32,574 Formerly By Dove With Love Portraiteria. 510 00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:36,878 Listen, are you serious? 511 00:20:36,911 --> 00:20:39,814 Listen, thank you for the tip. 512 00:20:39,848 --> 00:20:42,384 Okurr! Okurr. (Chuckling) 513 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:45,220 Okay. Come on, let's go. Let's get in the car! 514 00:20:45,253 --> 00:20:47,389 We're gonna head to Donegal right now. 515 00:20:47,422 --> 00:20:49,624 Letterkenny's old news. 516 00:20:49,658 --> 00:20:50,859 (Engine starting) 517 00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:54,362 All right, the Ninja Turtlettes are your star players, 518 00:20:54,396 --> 00:20:56,298 right, so you target them first. 519 00:20:56,331 --> 00:20:58,500 You know, set an example for the rest of the players. 520 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,368 I don't think we wanna rattle our studs. 521 00:21:00,402 --> 00:21:02,904 Do you want the world's most fearsome fighting team? 522 00:21:02,937 --> 00:21:05,106 - Yeah. - Then you bench 'em. 523 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,975 All right? Let me show you. 524 00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:08,443 - Donatellis. - It's Donatella. 525 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,978 What did you have for your pre-game meal? 526 00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:13,181 - Let me guess, pizza? - Spaghetti and meat balls. 527 00:21:13,214 --> 00:21:15,684 - Perfect, Donna-T. - Whole grain spaghetti? 528 00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,018 - No. - Oh, look! 529 00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:20,722 You just filled your tummy with empty carbs, you dummy. 530 00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:23,992 Have a seat. You're benched. Next up! 531 00:21:24,025 --> 00:21:26,261 - Rafaellis. - It's Rafaella. 532 00:21:26,294 --> 00:21:27,696 Did you have your pre-game nap? 533 00:21:27,729 --> 00:21:30,165 - 29 minutes after lunch. - 'Attagirl, Raf. 534 00:21:30,198 --> 00:21:33,301 Badda girl, Raf! Your body puts on weight 535 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,737 when you take in more calories than you burn off. 536 00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:38,773 By having a nap right after your meal, you robbed your body 537 00:21:38,807 --> 00:21:42,310 of the chance to burn calories, causing fat. 538 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,579 What was your hero in a half shell name again? 539 00:21:44,612 --> 00:21:47,315 - It's Rafa-- - Benched! 540 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,284 - Leonidas. - It's Leonarda. 541 00:21:49,317 --> 00:21:51,453 What have you got, pink tape on your stick? 542 00:21:51,486 --> 00:21:54,122 - What's wrong with pink? - Hey, Lucy-Anne, 543 00:21:54,155 --> 00:21:56,991 do they use a pink puck in women's hockey? 544 00:21:57,025 --> 00:22:01,129 Or do they use a black puck like in real people hockey? 545 00:22:01,162 --> 00:22:03,631 It's like real people hockey. 546 00:22:03,665 --> 00:22:07,001 Yeah, a black puck on pink tape shows the goalie everything 547 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,336 before your shot. 548 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:11,172 So you use black tape to make it harder for her to see 549 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,874 where the puck is coming off your stick. 550 00:22:12,907 --> 00:22:15,410 Hey, Lucy-Anne, I got one more question for you. 551 00:22:15,443 --> 00:22:20,615 Hey who plays M in the Daniel Craig James Bond movies? 552 00:22:20,648 --> 00:22:21,950 Helen Mirren? 553 00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:24,986 Dame Judy Bench! 554 00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:26,621 (Sighing) Michaelangela? 555 00:22:26,654 --> 00:22:28,723 Where is my Michaelangela? 556 00:22:28,757 --> 00:22:31,426 ♪ Michael, Micka-licka-angela ♪ 557 00:22:31,459 --> 00:22:34,129 ♪ Micha-licka angels in the outfield ♪ 558 00:22:34,162 --> 00:22:37,332 Meet Benedict Cumber-Bench! 559 00:22:37,365 --> 00:22:40,535 SAMI: Micka-lickle-angels in the outfield? 560 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:43,471 So good. So, so good. 561 00:22:43,505 --> 00:22:44,973 Too good. Joke's over. 562 00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:46,241 - BOTH: What joke? - Yeah. 563 00:22:46,274 --> 00:22:47,942 I was unaware there was a joke? 564 00:22:47,976 --> 00:22:50,945 You actually thought we'd hire this schmuck to mentor you two 565 00:22:50,979 --> 00:22:53,448 when you got two-time Olympic gold medalist Sami Jo Small 566 00:22:53,481 --> 00:22:54,949 standing right here? 567 00:22:54,983 --> 00:22:56,618 And one silver. 568 00:22:56,651 --> 00:22:58,753 I mean, he's only won one ship. Haven't you ladies gone-- 569 00:22:58,787 --> 00:23:00,922 BOTH: Back-to-back-to-back, baby. 570 00:23:00,955 --> 00:23:02,023 SAMI: Like, come on. 571 00:23:02,056 --> 00:23:04,125 We have Olympic hockey gold medalist Tessa Bonhomme 572 00:23:04,159 --> 00:23:06,594 - right here. - No silver. 573 00:23:06,628 --> 00:23:09,564 Thanks for playing along. We really appreciate you. 574 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:12,901 - Was I playing along? - Just little hazing is all. 575 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,937 - It's all good, you know? - Yeah, thanks for coming out. 576 00:23:15,970 --> 00:23:17,872 Uh, what was your name again? 577 00:23:19,808 --> 00:23:22,744 - Congratulations, Mary-Anne. - To you as well, Lucy-Anne. 578 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:25,246 We hold the keys to the regional triple A squad. 579 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,648 Call me Lindsey Ruff. 580 00:23:26,681 --> 00:23:28,416 Call me Mike No... (Quietly) ...cock. 581 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,818 No one I'd rather share the wheel with. 582 00:23:29,851 --> 00:23:31,853 - Except maybe Betty-Anne. - Yeah, maybe Betty-Anne. 583 00:23:31,886 --> 00:23:33,655 - Driving's a serious business. - Life is a highway. 584 00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:35,089 - Seatbelts fastened? - No. 585 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,291 - Check our blind spots? - Never. 586 00:23:36,324 --> 00:23:38,259 Use the lane of least resistance? 587 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:39,694 We use the luxury lane. 588 00:23:39,727 --> 00:23:41,629 Then start your engines, Mary-Anne! 589 00:23:41,663 --> 00:23:44,165 Pedal to the rug, Lucy-Anne! 590 00:23:44,199 --> 00:23:46,000 What am I supposed to do? 591 00:23:47,836 --> 00:23:49,771 - Bench! - Bench! 592 00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:53,808 ♪ 593 00:23:55,109 --> 00:23:57,579 I'm buying. 594 00:23:57,612 --> 00:24:00,148 Aww, what's Donegal have that we don't have, anyway? 595 00:24:00,181 --> 00:24:01,816 - A craft brewery. - No... 596 00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:03,618 - They got a gin distillery too. - No... 597 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,386 Yeah, and that's not all. 598 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,422 They've got a bison farm, a "general store", 599 00:24:07,455 --> 00:24:09,057 and the kicker... 600 00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:10,758 Mexican Mennonites. 601 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:12,760 - Those even exist? - Can confirm. 602 00:24:12,794 --> 00:24:14,662 - Exotic. - Well, I won't miss them. 603 00:24:14,696 --> 00:24:16,297 All they ever drank was chamomile tea 604 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:18,032 and we give that away, so... 605 00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:21,603 All they ever talked about was gummy vitamins and dry shampoo. 606 00:24:21,636 --> 00:24:23,137 All while taking videos of themselves. 607 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,039 Yeah I guess you gotta be kinda self-absorbed for that racket. 608 00:24:25,073 --> 00:24:26,508 - Eh? - Yeah. 609 00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:28,176 Like, who drives around from place to place 610 00:24:28,209 --> 00:24:29,644 taking photos of themselves? 611 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,279 Pull your finger out of your ass. 612 00:24:31,312 --> 00:24:32,881 I said put your finger up my ass. 613 00:24:32,914 --> 00:24:35,383 - Get a real job. - Bugger, though. 614 00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:37,552 I came up just short on a new pair of Docs. 615 00:24:37,585 --> 00:24:39,521 So you really wanna be that guy? 616 00:24:39,554 --> 00:24:40,755 They ain't giving those away. 617 00:24:40,788 --> 00:24:43,424 Money don't grow on trees. Not anymore. 618 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,326 Well, maybe one day. 619 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,530 Cheers to being done with those donkeys. 620 00:24:48,563 --> 00:24:52,200 - Hear, hear. - Noah Dyck? 621 00:24:52,233 --> 00:24:54,569 Gail, hello unto ye. 622 00:24:54,602 --> 00:24:57,005 You know, I've never been one to frequent your establishment. 623 00:24:57,038 --> 00:25:00,174 - Not even once. - What brings you by, Noah? 624 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,609 I came to alert ye all 625 00:25:01,643 --> 00:25:03,711 that the makers of a pornographic film 626 00:25:03,745 --> 00:25:06,314 knocked on my door this day and asked if myself and mine wife 627 00:25:06,347 --> 00:25:09,017 would perform field chores in the background of their film, 628 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:13,288 while in the foreground, two actors fornicated. 629 00:25:13,321 --> 00:25:17,125 I, of course, said "No way, Jose." 630 00:25:17,158 --> 00:25:18,693 So consider yourselves warned. 631 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,795 There are some unsavoury characters 632 00:25:20,828 --> 00:25:22,597 lurking about the community. 633 00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:25,900 But I banished them. And their film! So... 634 00:25:28,703 --> 00:25:30,972 You're welcome. Once. 635 00:25:38,313 --> 00:25:39,681 Hey, Dyck! 636 00:25:39,714 --> 00:25:41,082 What kinda car are they driving! 637 00:25:41,115 --> 00:25:42,116 KATY: What's his name?! 638 00:25:42,150 --> 00:25:44,085 MRS. MCMURRAY: What's the address of the email? 639 00:25:44,118 --> 00:25:45,653 ("Fraud in the '80s" by Mates of State playing) 640 00:25:45,653 --> 00:25:45,687 re 641 00:25:45,687 --> 00:25:45,720 re a 642 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:45,753 re ali 643 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:45,787 re alive 644 00:25:45,787 --> 00:25:45,820 re alive 645 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:45,853 re alive ♪ 646 00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:55,296 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 647 00:25:55,330 --> 00:25:58,099 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 648 00:25:58,132 --> 00:26:02,203 ♪ You could surely try to be more alive ♪ 649 00:26:04,339 --> 00:26:08,042 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 650 00:26:08,076 --> 00:26:09,310 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 651 00:26:09,344 --> 00:26:13,948 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 652 00:26:13,982 --> 00:26:22,523 ♪