1 00:00:09,285 --> 00:00:12,688 Your pal was doing some fundraising the other day. 2 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:16,526 (bottles clanking) 3 00:00:22,498 --> 00:00:23,800 (clanking) 4 00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:26,135 Here we go now, Alexander. 5 00:00:26,169 --> 00:00:27,970 Why can't you hear a dinosaur pee? 6 00:00:28,004 --> 00:00:29,639 - Why? - 'Cause they're extinct. 7 00:00:29,672 --> 00:00:31,808 - How are you now? - My brother and his sweetie 8 00:00:31,841 --> 00:00:34,143 are getting married, they've asked me to be their best man. 9 00:00:34,177 --> 00:00:35,678 TOGETHER: Congratulations! 10 00:00:35,711 --> 00:00:38,347 Means I'm also in charge of planning the buck and doe. 11 00:00:38,381 --> 00:00:40,483 We're smack dab in the middle of buck and doe season. 12 00:00:40,516 --> 00:00:42,385 Better get on renting the Ag H. 13 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:44,353 - Ah, she's all booked up. - Try the Legion? 14 00:00:44,387 --> 00:00:46,322 - She's all booked up. - Parkview Gardens? 15 00:00:46,355 --> 00:00:48,491 - She's all booked up. - Could rent the arena floor 16 00:00:48,524 --> 00:00:49,992 depending on how big the buck and doe is. 17 00:00:50,026 --> 00:00:51,561 Ah, she'll be teensy. 18 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,329 My brother's always been a bit of a grump. 19 00:00:53,362 --> 00:00:55,431 - And his sweetie's a twat. - Can't win 'em all. 20 00:00:55,498 --> 00:00:57,834 - So what's the plan? - Well, listen here, buckaroo. 21 00:00:57,867 --> 00:01:01,003 What we did is we booked out D. 22 00:01:01,037 --> 00:01:03,339 - Hey, lady Di! - You got 'er, Pontiac. 23 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:05,508 There'll also be a raffle draw and a silent auction. 24 00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:08,511 - How much are the tickets? - $25 for the steak dinner. 25 00:01:08,544 --> 00:01:10,947 $25 is a bit steep for a steak dinner, but I guess 26 00:01:11,013 --> 00:01:12,448 you wants to supports the newlyweds. 27 00:01:12,515 --> 00:01:15,084 You'll have your choice of pop, water, or tomato juice 28 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:16,853 - with the steak dinner. - No beer? 29 00:01:16,886 --> 00:01:19,455 Alcohol's not included in the price of the steak dinner. 30 00:01:19,522 --> 00:01:22,024 Beer, wine, and spirits may be purchased at the bar 31 00:01:22,058 --> 00:01:23,793 if you're looking to bend an elbow. 32 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:25,361 Well, that's a grumpy twat move. 33 00:01:25,394 --> 00:01:27,697 - Please tip the barmaid. - Comes with fries? 34 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:30,199 You'll have your choice of fries or mashed potatoes 35 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:32,702 with the steak dinner, as well as a seasonal vegetable. 36 00:01:32,735 --> 00:01:35,238 - Green beans? - Think it. 37 00:01:35,271 --> 00:01:36,539 You'd think for 25 bucks, 38 00:01:36,572 --> 00:01:38,274 you'd get some fucking coleslaws with that. 39 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,376 You show me a striploin with fries and green beans, 40 00:01:40,409 --> 00:01:42,712 I'll say, "Hey, now that's a steak dinner." 41 00:01:42,745 --> 00:01:45,248 You'd thinks it'd be a filets mignons for 25 bucks. 42 00:01:45,281 --> 00:01:47,283 There's always a good portion of fries at Lady Di's. 43 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,552 Yeah, wash her down with a cold glass of water. 44 00:01:49,585 --> 00:01:51,554 - Is there dessert? - You get a bowl 45 00:01:51,587 --> 00:01:53,556 of strawberries and whipped cream with the steak dinner, 46 00:01:53,589 --> 00:01:55,324 as strawberries are also in season. 47 00:01:55,391 --> 00:01:56,959 It's just 'cause lots of people like ice cream 48 00:01:56,993 --> 00:01:58,895 - with their strawberries. - Well, you're in luck, Chuck. 49 00:01:58,928 --> 00:02:01,998 Diana Sweets carries Chapman's i. 50 00:02:02,064 --> 00:02:03,432 Oh. 51 00:02:03,466 --> 00:02:05,568 Which may be purchased at the bar for $1.50. 52 00:02:05,601 --> 00:02:07,470 Jeez, you'd think it'd be Breyers from out in Simcoe's 53 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,338 - for a buck fifties. - I'd have the Chapman. 54 00:02:09,405 --> 00:02:11,507 Yeah, but you'd think it'd be Breyers for a buck fifties. 55 00:02:11,574 --> 00:02:13,276 What are yous raffling off? 56 00:02:13,309 --> 00:02:15,311 Ah, you get one raffle ticket with the steak dinner, 57 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:17,280 and the lucky winner gets a weekend of camping 58 00:02:17,313 --> 00:02:19,515 in Sauble Beach, and I'll wash your truck for you. 59 00:02:19,582 --> 00:02:22,018 - Sauble Falls or White Sands? - Winding River. 60 00:02:22,084 --> 00:02:24,353 Jeez, you'd think you'd get Sauble Falls for 25 bucks. 61 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,422 Is it possible to enter the raffle and attend 62 00:02:26,455 --> 00:02:28,090 the silent auction without buying the steak dinner? 63 00:02:28,124 --> 00:02:30,593 Ah, now I've been hearing some talk around town 64 00:02:30,626 --> 00:02:32,695 that you've gotta buy the steak dinner in order 65 00:02:32,762 --> 00:02:35,264 to join the raffle or attend the silent auction. 66 00:02:35,298 --> 00:02:37,366 - That's a GD lie. - That's good, 67 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:39,435 'cause you should be ables to drives up the raffles 68 00:02:39,468 --> 00:02:41,704 and the silent auctions without buying the steaks dinners. 69 00:02:41,771 --> 00:02:43,673 Yes, but we'd love it if you joined the bride and groom 70 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,541 - for the steak dinner. - How're your numbers? 71 00:02:45,608 --> 00:02:47,977 Remember I said he's a grump and she's a twat? 72 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:49,612 - Yeah. - The numbers reflect that. 73 00:02:49,645 --> 00:02:51,614 - Can't win 'em all. - Numbers are piddly, 74 00:02:51,647 --> 00:02:53,549 so please tell every Tom, Dick, and Harry you know. 75 00:02:53,616 --> 00:02:56,052 Might be on account of a $25 fucking steak dinner. 76 00:02:56,118 --> 00:02:57,820 Now if you buy a pair of steak dinners, 77 00:02:57,853 --> 00:03:00,790 we'll knock five dollars off the second steak dinner. 78 00:03:00,823 --> 00:03:02,124 Hey, now! Ho, now. 79 00:03:02,158 --> 00:03:03,793 What if you get three steak dinners? 80 00:03:03,826 --> 00:03:06,829 The price of the first and third steak dinner stays the same, 81 00:03:06,862 --> 00:03:09,365 but you get five dollars off that middle guy. 82 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,133 All right, you buy the one steak dinner, 83 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:13,302 you get five dollars off the next steak dinner. 84 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:16,639 Now I'm not trying to bamboozle, just a bit of ballyhoo 85 00:03:16,672 --> 00:03:18,708 to steer folks towards buying the pair of steak dinners 86 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:20,309 instead of just the one steak dinner. 87 00:03:20,343 --> 00:03:21,911 - Strategies. - Incentives. 88 00:03:21,978 --> 00:03:23,145 - Synergy. - Up-sales. 89 00:03:23,179 --> 00:03:24,747 - Marketing. - Infrastructure. 90 00:03:24,814 --> 00:03:27,083 So hey, who wants to join a grump and a twat 91 00:03:27,149 --> 00:03:29,418 for a steak dinner, huh? 92 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:30,653 What do you want to do, one, two, or three? 93 00:03:30,686 --> 00:03:32,655 - Um... just two. - Just two? 94 00:03:32,688 --> 00:03:34,257 - Yeah. Okay. - We'll do two. 95 00:03:34,323 --> 00:03:37,927 Yup, you'd have the pair of steak dinners. 96 00:03:37,994 --> 00:03:38,127 ♪ 97 00:03:45,401 --> 00:03:45,635 ("Might Bang, Might Not" by Little Simz) 98 00:03:45,635 --> 00:03:46,969 f I give you my time ♪ and give you my space ♪ 99 00:03:48,638 --> 00:03:50,139 ♪ Know that that shit's not to waste, yo ♪ 100 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:51,540 ♪ Still better know your place, yo ♪ 101 00:03:51,574 --> 00:03:53,209 ♪ I ain't slept good in days, yo ♪ 102 00:03:53,242 --> 00:03:54,810 ♪ On job running up peso ♪ 103 00:03:54,877 --> 00:03:56,612 ♪ We smoke too, why don't you say so? ♪ 104 00:03:56,646 --> 00:03:58,314 ♪ I'm back on my bullshit ♪ 105 00:03:58,381 --> 00:03:59,882 ♪ You ain't seen no one like me since ♪ 106 00:03:59,915 --> 00:04:01,717 ♪ Lauryn Hill back in the '90s, bitch ♪ 107 00:04:01,751 --> 00:04:03,386 ♪ Feeling myself, yeah I might be, bitch ♪ 108 00:04:03,419 --> 00:04:04,887 ♪ Got an old soul and you know that ♪ 109 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,722 ♪ Bet the olders make way for the '90s kid ♪ 110 00:04:06,756 --> 00:04:08,491 ♪ Please don't kill my high ♪ 111 00:04:08,557 --> 00:04:10,393 ♪ I been work non-stop never tired, no ♪ 112 00:04:10,426 --> 00:04:11,894 ♪ That girl is on fire, you know ♪ 113 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:13,562 ♪ Always stay bringing them vibes, you know ♪ 114 00:04:13,596 --> 00:04:15,998 ♪ This is for the now ♪ 115 00:04:16,065 --> 00:04:17,566 ♪ This is for the now ♪ 116 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,670 ♪ This is for the now, this is for the now ♪ 117 00:04:20,736 --> 00:04:24,473 ♪ Feel the bass, man feel the bass, man ♪ 118 00:04:24,507 --> 00:04:26,942 ♪ This is for the now (Rise up) ♪ 119 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:28,844 ♪ If I give you my love and give you my truth ♪ 120 00:04:28,911 --> 00:04:30,613 ♪ Know that that shit's just for you ♪ 121 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,248 ♪ Can't know what he be meddlin' through ♪ 122 00:04:32,281 --> 00:04:33,916 ♪ I'm paid now and I got shit to lose ♪ 123 00:04:33,949 --> 00:04:35,184 ♪ Look at where we are, who ♪ 124 00:04:35,251 --> 00:04:36,919 ♪ I did, that's for sure ♪ 125 00:04:36,952 --> 00:04:39,422 ♪ I kicked down the doors, they trying not to let me in ♪ 126 00:04:39,455 --> 00:04:41,023 ♪ Fuck that, I crashed the party ♪ 127 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:42,325 ♪ Fuck that, I am the party ♪ 128 00:04:42,358 --> 00:04:43,526 ♪ Don't get me started ♪ 129 00:04:43,592 --> 00:04:44,860 ♪ I am a one-woman army ♪ 130 00:04:44,927 --> 00:04:46,662 ♪ I am the force that we speak of ♪ 131 00:04:46,696 --> 00:04:48,431 ♪ What's a wave to a tsunami ♪ 132 00:04:48,464 --> 00:04:49,932 ♪ True, my drip enormous ♪ 133 00:04:49,965 --> 00:04:51,834 ♪ Your tap running out, talk about awkward, yeah ♪ 134 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,269 ♪ My thoughts hella distorted ♪ 135 00:04:53,302 --> 00:04:54,870 ♪ But got my foresight, it was moving forward ♪ 136 00:04:54,937 --> 00:04:58,708 ♪ This is for the now, this is for the now ♪ 137 00:04:58,774 --> 00:05:02,011 ♪ This is for the now, this is for the now ♪ 138 00:05:02,044 --> 00:05:05,548 ♪ Feel the bass, man feel the bass, man ♪ 139 00:05:05,614 --> 00:05:08,884 ♪ This is for the now (Rise up) ♪ 140 00:05:08,951 --> 00:05:10,519 ♪ Born alone, die alone, that's how it go ♪ 141 00:05:10,553 --> 00:05:12,355 ♪ I'm a parent in this thing, so I'm told ♪ 142 00:05:12,388 --> 00:05:13,723 ♪ Sellin' bags of rocks and we never fold ♪ 143 00:05:13,789 --> 00:05:15,791 ♪ On crud, you can hear it in my tone ♪ 144 00:05:15,825 --> 00:05:17,159 ♪ Watch yourself, be cool, don't stress ♪ 145 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:18,961 ♪ Get back to you when I can, messages on read ♪ 146 00:05:18,994 --> 00:05:20,730 ♪ Ain't new to this shit, I been blessed ♪ 147 00:05:20,796 --> 00:05:22,365 ♪ No love, you can get the drama instead ♪ 148 00:05:22,398 --> 00:05:24,633 ♪ Oi, you can get the drama instead ♪ 149 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:25,968 ♪ All this smoke to your head ♪ 150 00:05:26,001 --> 00:05:27,803 ♪ You can get your whole career dead ♪ 151 00:05:27,837 --> 00:05:29,638 ♪ Can't get my foot off your neck ♪ 152 00:05:29,672 --> 00:05:33,008 ♪ Go get a bag and invest, let's add the interest ♪ 153 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,744 ♪ I'm fuckboy resistant ♪ 154 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:36,045 ♪ Looking like a bulletproof vest ♪ 155 00:05:36,078 --> 00:05:39,715 ♪ This is for the now, this is for the now ♪ 156 00:05:39,749 --> 00:05:43,319 ♪ This is for the now, This is for the now ♪ 157 00:05:43,352 --> 00:05:46,589 ♪ Feel the bass, man, Feel the bass, man ♪ 158 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:48,424 ♪ This is for the now (Rise up) ♪ 159 00:05:48,491 --> 00:05:49,992 ♪ Rise up ♪ 160 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:56,665 Look at you, you sousey fuck. 161 00:05:56,699 --> 00:05:58,334 - Huh? - Takes one to know one. 162 00:05:58,367 --> 00:05:59,835 That's the pots calling the kettles black. 163 00:05:59,869 --> 00:06:01,771 - I know you are but what am I? - Where's Rosie? 164 00:06:01,837 --> 00:06:03,439 She's still sleeping off yesterday. 165 00:06:03,506 --> 00:06:04,573 She forgetting what day it is? 166 00:06:04,607 --> 00:06:06,842 GUYS: Sundays are for picking stones. 167 00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:09,745 And getting a wee bit banged up . 168 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:12,681 - I bought it, I saw it. - Roll up your sleeves, boys. 169 00:06:12,715 --> 00:06:16,786 But first, "Wade," you forgot to open your Friday mail. 170 00:06:16,852 --> 00:06:18,521 I open my Friday mail on Monday. 171 00:06:18,554 --> 00:06:19,789 What if it's pressing? 172 00:06:19,855 --> 00:06:21,590 Nothing that comes by mail is pressing, Dary. 173 00:06:21,624 --> 00:06:24,860 - What if it's ice cream? - Wait. What did you says? 174 00:06:24,894 --> 00:06:28,197 I said "Wade" forgot to open his Friday mail. 175 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,465 That's what I thought you saids. 176 00:06:29,532 --> 00:06:31,767 And I said, "I open my Friday mail on Monday." 177 00:06:31,801 --> 00:06:34,236 Well, must not care about the weekend coupons there, Wayne. 178 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,371 Must be nice. 179 00:06:35,404 --> 00:06:36,939 Why don't you open your mail now, Wade? 180 00:06:36,972 --> 00:06:38,240 - Wade? - Wade? 181 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:39,942 - Wade... a minute. - 'Sup? 182 00:06:39,975 --> 00:06:41,877 - What'd you call me? - That's your name, isn't it? 183 00:06:41,911 --> 00:06:44,079 Whoa-ho, Look! Katy's being a smarty-pants. 184 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:46,816 - She's being a smarts Alex. - She better smarten up. 185 00:06:46,882 --> 00:06:49,585 That's who this letter is addressed to. 186 00:06:53,656 --> 00:06:57,159 Oh. Looks like the Canadian Wildlife Federation 187 00:06:57,226 --> 00:06:58,828 spelled my name wrong. 188 00:06:58,894 --> 00:07:00,629 That's one way to get our annual donation. 189 00:07:00,663 --> 00:07:03,799 Yeah, 'cause, like... my name's not Wade. 190 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:06,302 (Chuckling) Maybe it is Wade. 191 00:07:06,335 --> 00:07:07,670 Hey, fuck you, Gary. 192 00:07:07,736 --> 00:07:09,238 (Laughing) Gary. 193 00:07:09,271 --> 00:07:10,506 Everybody knows Gary over there. 194 00:07:10,573 --> 00:07:12,007 Yep, there's old Gary, 195 00:07:12,074 --> 00:07:13,576 just chiming in from the peanut gallery. 196 00:07:13,609 --> 00:07:16,111 Oh, you're the biggest armchair quarterback there ever was, 197 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:17,646 - Sadie. - Sadie? 198 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,915 Oh, everybody knows Sadie's the biggest backseats drivers. 199 00:07:19,949 --> 00:07:22,017 Sticks and stones, Squirrelly Don. 200 00:07:22,084 --> 00:07:23,352 (Chortling) Don. 201 00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:25,821 Yeah, where's Professor Tricia now, Don? 202 00:07:25,855 --> 00:07:28,624 You wanna know what, I think we're kind of forgetting 203 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,426 that Sundays are for picking stones. 204 00:07:30,459 --> 00:07:32,761 Yep, can't be all fun and games, eh, Wade? 205 00:07:32,795 --> 00:07:34,763 - You wanna know what? - Oh, here comes Gary 206 00:07:34,797 --> 00:07:36,298 with another one of his big ideas! 207 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:37,800 More hands makes for less works. 208 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,936 - Hey, I was gonna say that. - It sounds like Don 209 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:42,638 right there was mowing everybody's lawns. 210 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,840 You thinking what I'm thinking, Gary? 211 00:07:44,874 --> 00:07:46,308 Great minds think alike, Sadie. 212 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:47,943 I'll get the truck and we'll round up some more hands. 213 00:07:47,977 --> 00:07:49,945 Tough task getting people to help you pick stones. 214 00:07:49,979 --> 00:07:52,448 Like, it's essentially asking someone to come by 215 00:07:52,481 --> 00:07:53,716 and bend over for you. 216 00:07:53,782 --> 00:07:55,651 - More hands make less work. - But wait! 217 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,286 When are you gonna get hammered? 218 00:07:57,319 --> 00:08:00,055 I'll get hammered later. 219 00:08:00,122 --> 00:08:01,790 (Dan and Daryl laughing) 220 00:08:01,824 --> 00:08:04,326 There's old Sadie, always taking one for the team. 221 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,628 What do you think, Don? 222 00:08:05,661 --> 00:08:07,563 I thinks they don't pays me to thinks, Sadies. 223 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,832 - Wade? - Well, like I always say, 224 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,800 where there's a will, there's a Wade. 225 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:14,737 - Pitter patter. - GUYS: Let's get at 'er. 226 00:08:14,803 --> 00:08:17,907 ♪ 227 00:08:17,973 --> 00:08:21,977 Chip and Pepper, taking five o? 228 00:08:22,011 --> 00:08:23,979 Taking five on wheeling your girls, buddy. 229 00:08:24,013 --> 00:08:27,149 ABC. Always be wheeling your girls, buddy. 230 00:08:30,019 --> 00:08:32,755 Slow clap for perfunctory effort, peasants. 231 00:08:32,821 --> 00:08:35,824 But alas, I do believe your glory is fleeting. 232 00:08:35,858 --> 00:08:39,562 You may have beat us in Chel, but the VidVok game is ours. 233 00:08:39,595 --> 00:08:41,697 - Mm-hm. - And we beat you in FIFs. 234 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,766 - More like queefs. - And we'll beat you here too. 235 00:08:43,832 --> 00:08:46,068 (Spitting) Butt VidVok may be on the rise. 236 00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:49,605 But dance VidVok will always be the most popular. 237 00:08:49,672 --> 00:08:51,273 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 238 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:52,741 - Oh yeah? - Yeah! 239 00:08:52,775 --> 00:08:55,110 And once our new friend teaches us everything she knows, 240 00:08:55,177 --> 00:08:58,447 2cock Chakur will be the hottest dance collective on VidVok. 241 00:08:58,514 --> 00:08:59,448 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 242 00:08:59,515 --> 00:09:00,849 - Oh yeah? - Yeah! 243 00:09:00,883 --> 00:09:03,118 And once 2cock Chakur is the hottest dance collective 244 00:09:03,185 --> 00:09:06,021 on VidVok, I'm going to wheel my girls back. 245 00:09:06,055 --> 00:09:08,123 (Laughing) 246 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:10,526 What do you mean, "Wheel them back?" 247 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:12,628 Wheel as in "steal." 248 00:09:12,695 --> 00:09:14,096 (Laughing) 249 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:16,932 You can't wheel them back, idiot. 250 00:09:16,966 --> 00:09:19,101 - Wheel doesn't mean "steal." - No? 251 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:23,105 No, if you're wheeling 'em, it means you're... 252 00:09:23,138 --> 00:09:24,607 taking 'em down. 253 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,809 Yeah, so like, right now, we'. 254 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,211 - Oh. - If you wanted to wheel them, 255 00:09:29,244 --> 00:09:31,647 you would first have to... 256 00:09:31,714 --> 00:09:33,148 - Thieve them. - Uh, he-- 257 00:09:33,215 --> 00:09:34,950 - You would have to theft them. - Thanks, man. 258 00:09:34,984 --> 00:09:37,786 So you're saying I will have to steal them from you 259 00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:39,722 and not wheel them from you? 260 00:09:39,755 --> 00:09:41,757 - Yeah. - Oh. 261 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,793 Good. Good, good. I'm glad we cleared that up. 262 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:46,962 Because I am going to steal them. 263 00:09:46,996 --> 00:09:47,997 Yeah? 264 00:09:48,063 --> 00:09:49,431 And then I'm going to wheel them! 265 00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:51,500 Well, you can dance if you want to. 266 00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:52,835 You can leave you friends behind! 267 00:09:52,901 --> 00:09:54,303 - Let's go, Jonesy. - If you need us, 268 00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:56,505 we'll be hiking our shorts up into our butt cracks, 269 00:09:56,572 --> 00:09:59,274 - making art! - Butt art! 270 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,344 As much as I would rather make art, not war, 271 00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:05,014 load your fucking cannons! 272 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,584 ♪ 273 00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:10,285 How are you now? 274 00:10:11,286 --> 00:10:12,688 Yard sale Sundays. 275 00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:14,256 Not so bad. 276 00:10:14,289 --> 00:10:16,325 Well, except it's Yard Sale Saturdays. 277 00:10:16,358 --> 00:10:18,360 Sundays are for picking stones. 278 00:10:18,427 --> 00:10:21,597 Not when Mrs. McMurray orders a. 279 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:23,432 And Saturdays are for picking stones 280 00:10:23,465 --> 00:10:24,600 and Sundays are for decorating. 281 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:26,101 That's Mrs. McMurphy, all right. 282 00:10:26,135 --> 00:10:27,603 That's Mrs. McMurphy right there. 283 00:10:27,636 --> 00:10:28,871 She's gonna take spring cleaning, 284 00:10:28,937 --> 00:10:30,539 and she's gonna fucking punt it right to summer. 285 00:10:30,606 --> 00:10:32,007 - Huh?! - They're hammered. 286 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,942 Oh, here comes in Sadie with an update, 287 00:10:33,976 --> 00:10:35,444 what you got next for us? The weather? 288 00:10:35,477 --> 00:10:38,614 - Up next, news and traffic. - Every hours on the hours. 289 00:10:38,647 --> 00:10:40,883 - Sadie?! - Fuckin' Sadie, all day, 290 00:10:40,949 --> 00:10:43,686 just fuckin' can't wait to tell . 291 00:10:43,719 --> 00:10:44,787 DAN: Connies! 292 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:48,557 ALL: Oh, Connie McMurphy! 293 00:10:48,624 --> 00:10:50,325 What you gots in the box there, Connies? 294 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,627 Fuckin', you know Connie. 295 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,128 Always carrying around something in a box. 296 00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:55,464 Katy, why are they calling me Connie? 297 00:10:55,497 --> 00:10:58,300 - You mean Sadies? - Oh, Sa. 298 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,135 What have you got next for us? You got the weather? 299 00:11:00,169 --> 00:11:01,804 Fuckin' Sadie is a meteorologist. 300 00:11:01,837 --> 00:11:03,372 I think I'll have what yous are having. 301 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:04,907 - They're hammered. - DARYL: Here you go. 302 00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:06,508 Here's an update, Sadie, why don't you tell us 303 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,043 about the atmospheric pressure there? 304 00:11:08,077 --> 00:11:10,145 Yeah, where's the geometric satellite? 305 00:11:10,179 --> 00:11:12,147 - Ask Wade. - Well, it's way up 306 00:11:12,181 --> 00:11:14,817 - in the meso...sphere. - I heard prevailing winds. 307 00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:16,752 - How's visibilities? - Loos 308 00:11:16,819 --> 00:11:19,988 clouds, Sadie? Looking like some... cumulonimbi. 309 00:11:20,022 --> 00:11:21,857 Mmm, six notches in the clock. 310 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,326 Oh, here's fucking Mrs. McMurphy all over again. 311 00:11:24,359 --> 00:11:26,061 If it's a London Dry, she's your guy! 312 00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:27,262 That's what I always say. 313 00:11:27,329 --> 00:11:28,997 That's Mrs. McMurphys right theres for you. 314 00:11:29,031 --> 00:11:30,999 She says it a lot, she'll fucking tell you 315 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,936 - that she says it a lot. - That's all I know. 316 00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:35,337 Will you guys help us pick stones? 317 00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:36,739 More hands make less work. 318 00:11:36,772 --> 00:11:38,907 Well, I'd love to help yous with that cocksucker, Katy-- 319 00:11:38,941 --> 00:11:40,509 GUYS: Sadie! 320 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:41,910 - Sadie? - Yeah. I'm Sadie. 321 00:11:41,944 --> 00:11:45,347 That's Wade, Gary, and Don. 322 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,683 Yous better listen up, 'cause we've got a little rule 323 00:11:47,716 --> 00:11:49,752 around here. 324 00:11:49,785 --> 00:11:51,520 Did you tell 'em? 325 00:11:51,553 --> 00:11:53,555 - (Mumbling) - Oh. 326 00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:58,127 Can't help people who don't know what their names are. 327 00:11:58,193 --> 00:12:00,062 (Laughing) Oh, that's McMurphy right there. 328 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,263 He'll spend half the day telling you 329 00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:02,598 you don't know what your name is. 330 00:12:02,631 --> 00:12:05,033 Those have been the rules, and they are staunch. 331 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,870 We gotta sell all this shit we pulled out of the attic, 332 00:12:07,903 --> 00:12:09,571 basement, barn. 333 00:12:12,741 --> 00:12:13,942 - Can I go? - No. 334 00:12:13,976 --> 00:12:15,277 - But can I go? - No. 335 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,713 We won't keep you then. Have a good one. 336 00:12:17,746 --> 00:12:19,548 ALL: Have a good one! 337 00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:21,216 Please, Mrs. McMurphy! 338 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,787 Mrs. McMurphy? You're a day early, baby. 339 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,555 - Mondays are for role play. - Eww! 340 00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:29,725 Sundays are for yard sales. 341 00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:33,896 GUYS: Sundays are for picking stones! 342 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,799 What do you mean the skids got a dance gal? 343 00:12:36,832 --> 00:12:39,735 We mean, like, they got a girl who... 344 00:12:39,768 --> 00:12:41,236 - Dances. - Yeah. 345 00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:42,938 So they got a girl who dances, so she's like-- 346 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,673 - A dance gal. - Yeah. 347 00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:47,976 Stewart said that dance VidVok , 348 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:49,678 - but we said-- - We need you to be 349 00:12:49,745 --> 00:12:51,113 - the most popular. - Why? 350 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,749 - 'Cause we're your managers. - Sick. 351 00:12:53,782 --> 00:12:55,250 - Sick, buddy. - And as such, 352 00:12:55,284 --> 00:12:57,820 we are entitled to a notable percentage of your earnings. 353 00:12:57,853 --> 00:12:59,755 - What percentage? - A notable one. 354 00:12:59,788 --> 00:13:01,256 Moving right along. 355 00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:03,759 The skids say dance VidVok is the most popular, we agree. 356 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,961 I feel like not enough people know about butt VidVok yet. 357 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:09,131 Yeah. See, I agree with Jonesy. 358 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,701 We're the first artisans of butt art on VidVok. 359 00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:14,102 - Artisans? - Yeah, 360 00:13:14,136 --> 00:13:15,537 like, craftsmen of butt art. 361 00:13:15,604 --> 00:13:16,939 - Craftspeople. - Yeah. 362 00:13:16,972 --> 00:13:19,341 We're the first craftspeople of butt art on VidVok. 363 00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:21,176 - We're buttsmiths. - (Chuckling) 364 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:24,446 Wow, Aly, we landed a pair of innovators here. 365 00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:26,281 A real pair of initiators with this butt art. 366 00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:27,783 - Ground-breakers. - Torch-bearers. 367 00:13:27,816 --> 00:13:28,951 - Pathfinders. - Trailblazers. 368 00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:30,986 I still think I prefer "buttsmiths." 369 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:34,289 What did we do to land a pair of catalysts like you? 370 00:13:34,323 --> 00:13:35,991 (Chuckling) 371 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,793 - Well... - You know. 372 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:40,629 - We're wheeling you. - (Chuckling) 373 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:46,969 - We're wheeling you. - Pardon? 374 00:13:47,002 --> 00:13:48,804 We are wheeling you. 375 00:13:48,837 --> 00:13:50,372 Girls are into that kind of thing? 376 00:13:50,405 --> 00:13:52,007 - What do you mean? - I mean it's been 377 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,309 my understanding that girls wheeling guys 378 00:13:54,343 --> 00:13:56,311 - is considered to be a bit... - Unladylike. 379 00:13:56,345 --> 00:13:57,512 - Improper. - Unsuitable. 380 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,514 - Graceless. - Yeah. 381 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:00,582 - Yeah, no. - No? 382 00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:02,150 - Yeah, no. - Well, okay. 383 00:14:02,184 --> 00:14:05,487 Like okay full disclosure, ths 384 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,989 that it's just about sex. 385 00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:09,024 Yeah, that's why we used that term in this particular-- 386 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,660 - These. - These particular cases. 387 00:14:11,693 --> 00:14:13,328 - Huh. - Like, okay. 388 00:14:13,362 --> 00:14:15,197 We know you think it's only a guy thing to want 389 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,099 to have sex with someone with zero intention 390 00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:18,834 of ever seeing them or speaking to them again. 391 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:20,035 - BOTH: Yeah. - Yeah, no. 392 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,237 We know that for women to pursue just sex, 393 00:14:22,271 --> 00:14:24,840 as guys so often do, is considered... 394 00:14:24,873 --> 00:14:26,241 - Unwomanly. - Unmannerly. 395 00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:28,343 - Haughtenish. - Indelicate. 396 00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:29,578 - Yeah. - But no. 397 00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:33,181 You think only guys just want to get laid? 398 00:14:33,215 --> 00:14:34,917 - Yeah. - Yeah, no. 399 00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:37,519 To be clear, you are with us for just sex 400 00:14:37,552 --> 00:14:41,023 and nothing else, right? 401 00:14:41,056 --> 00:14:42,591 Speak freely. 402 00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:44,226 (Hesitating) Y-yes? 403 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,794 - Us too. - Well, not just sex. 404 00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:48,363 Oh no. Definitely not just sex. 405 00:14:48,397 --> 00:14:50,866 - But then... - But then... 406 00:14:50,899 --> 00:14:53,435 Look, since we're all speaking freely here. 407 00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:56,204 Okay, well, first, we love your butts. 408 00:14:56,238 --> 00:14:58,440 BIANCA: Oh, hockey players have the best butts. 409 00:14:58,473 --> 00:14:59,441 - Mm-hm. - Mmm. 410 00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:00,609 - (Grunting) - But-- 411 00:15:00,642 --> 00:15:03,145 Besides your butts, we are just with you 412 00:15:03,211 --> 00:15:05,047 so we can ride your coattails to the top. 413 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:08,116 Yep, the very top of butt art VidVok. 414 00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:12,487 - Sick! - Sick, buddy! 415 00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:15,090 So if dance VidVok will always be the most popular... 416 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,291 It's time to broaden your niche. 417 00:15:16,325 --> 00:15:17,826 - Absolutely - Hundy P. 418 00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:21,063 - Wheel, snipe, celly, boys. - Dirty fucking dangles, boys. 419 00:15:21,096 --> 00:15:22,464 - What's a niche? - Yeah, I don't know 420 00:15:22,497 --> 00:15:25,600 what a niche is, but I'm all for broadening it, though. 421 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,670 - It is something you eat, right? - Let's dance, boys. 422 00:15:28,737 --> 00:15:29,905 - Mmm. - Mm-hm. 423 00:15:29,938 --> 00:15:31,573 - Mmmm. - Mm-hmm. 424 00:15:32,908 --> 00:15:34,409 (Clicking tongue) 425 00:15:34,443 --> 00:15:35,978 - (Chuckling) - (Engine revving) 426 00:15:36,011 --> 00:15:38,246 KATY: Single file, boys! 427 00:15:39,281 --> 00:15:41,984 There goes Sadie, ol' Captain Rules of the Road! 428 00:15:42,017 --> 00:15:43,919 - Who's Sadie? - Shut up, Gary! 429 00:15:43,952 --> 00:15:46,855 - What are yous doing? - I'm training him. 430 00:15:46,922 --> 00:15:48,790 - Looking good, coach. - Thanks, brother! 431 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,259 Been going stupid hard at the gym, you probably can tell 432 00:15:51,293 --> 00:15:53,428 - by my bod, though. - KATY: Can confirm. 433 00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:55,764 Yeah, the woman who owns the gym, she says 434 00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:58,000 I'm there more than she is! - KATY: Is that right? 435 00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,701 And she owns the gym! 436 00:15:59,768 --> 00:16:01,937 I'll have this guy squatting six plates by Thanksgiving. 437 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:04,106 KATY: Combine that with eating less plates at Thanksgiving 438 00:16:04,139 --> 00:16:05,640 and you're laughing! 439 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:09,011 Oh, that's classic Sadie for you, handing out food advice. 440 00:16:09,044 --> 00:16:11,546 You should be a diet doctor-tician. 441 00:16:11,613 --> 00:16:14,649 DARYL: Yeah, go carbo load, Sadie! 442 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:18,120 Hey, what school d'you go to to become a diet statistician? 443 00:16:18,153 --> 00:16:20,055 KATY: Sit down, Don! 444 00:16:20,122 --> 00:16:21,456 What's with all the Shelbyville names? 445 00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:23,625 - Tell him, Wade. - I'd fucking like to, 446 00:16:23,658 --> 00:16:26,228 but I've been sitting back here for three fifths of a minute 447 00:16:26,294 --> 00:16:29,131 trying to think of names that sound like Tyson and Coach, 448 00:16:29,164 --> 00:16:31,800 and I've come up dry as a fart. 449 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:34,136 Tyson! 450 00:16:34,169 --> 00:16:35,837 - Dyson! - The vacuum? 451 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,205 KATY: You mean the hairdryer? 452 00:16:37,239 --> 00:16:39,141 Got one of those fancy dryers down at the gym. 453 00:16:39,174 --> 00:16:42,477 DAN: Coach. Poach. Roach. 454 00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:44,413 WAYNE: There's just no approach. 455 00:16:44,479 --> 00:16:46,248 KATY: You guys want to help us pick stones? 456 00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:47,582 More hands make less work. 457 00:16:47,649 --> 00:16:49,918 Sorry, got another 8k before the sun goes down. 458 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,486 KATY: Good enough. Adios! 459 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,723 GUYS: Sundays are for picking stones! 460 00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:02,197 The woman who owns the gym should be there the most, 461 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,600 don't you know? She said it, I didn't say it. 462 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,269 Sure. 463 00:17:07,335 --> 00:17:09,337 But she should be. 464 00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:14,543 (Dubstep music playing) 465 00:17:15,377 --> 00:17:17,345 - Connor. - Stewart. 466 00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:20,515 - Darien. - Stewart. 467 00:17:20,549 --> 00:17:23,885 Let's see how productive Beavis and Butt Art have been. 468 00:17:27,889 --> 00:17:32,427 (Drums crashing) 469 00:17:33,462 --> 00:17:43,438 ♪ 470 00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:44,706 Huh. 471 00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:46,908 They appear to be flexing their butt cheeks 472 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:50,946 to the beat of the music now. 473 00:17:50,979 --> 00:17:54,549 (Dream pop music plays) 474 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,818 JONESY: Hey, thanks for doing this before you head up north, 475 00:17:56,885 --> 00:17:58,386 eh, Shoresy? 476 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,222 REILLY: Yeah, thanks for doing this before you left, buddy. 477 00:18:00,255 --> 00:18:02,724 SHORESY: Give your balls a tug, tit fucker. 478 00:18:02,757 --> 00:18:05,393 - They are evolving! - (Phone smashing) 479 00:18:06,161 --> 00:18:07,729 ROALD: Stewart! 480 00:18:10,732 --> 00:18:12,267 We're ready. 481 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:20,175 (Hip-hop music fades in) 482 00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:23,678 ♪ Turn the bass way up and the lights down ♪ 483 00:18:23,745 --> 00:18:25,580 ♪ Everybody be holding on right now ♪ 484 00:18:25,614 --> 00:18:27,582 ♪ Imma need you on me like right now ♪ 485 00:18:27,616 --> 00:18:29,584 ♪ Turn the bass way up and the lights down ♪ 486 00:18:29,618 --> 00:18:32,921 ♪ We gonna go way when the lights down ♪ 487 00:18:32,954 --> 00:18:42,964 ♪ 488 00:18:47,469 --> 00:18:49,504 ♪ I got you in the vibe, now you're feeling it ♪ 489 00:18:49,538 --> 00:18:51,673 ♪ I ain't even trying and you're into it ♪ 490 00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:53,608 ♪ Yeah, I know the guy that you're dealing with ♪ 491 00:18:53,642 --> 00:18:55,610 ♪ He ain't even fly, he ain't in the mix ♪ 492 00:18:55,644 --> 00:18:57,445 ♪ I can tell you wanna vibe right now ♪ 493 00:18:57,479 --> 00:18:59,347 ♪ We could really go high right now ♪ 494 00:18:59,381 --> 00:19:01,116 ♪ I can tell you wanna vibe right now ♪ 495 00:19:01,149 --> 00:19:03,718 ♪ We could really go high right now ♪ 496 00:19:03,785 --> 00:19:13,795 ♪ 497 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:28,710 ♪ 498 00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:35,250 ♪ ...Turn the bass way up ♪ 499 00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:36,918 ♪ Turn the bass way up and the lights down ♪ 500 00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:38,820 ♪ Turn the bass way up and the lights down ♪ 501 00:19:38,853 --> 00:19:41,323 ♪ Tonight we chasing those vibes ♪ 502 00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:42,724 ♪ We just living in the moment ♪ 503 00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:45,160 ♪ We ain't worried about time ♪ 504 00:19:45,193 --> 00:19:46,928 ♪ Tonight we chasing those vibes ♪ 505 00:19:46,995 --> 00:19:49,231 ♪ We just living in the moment ♪ 506 00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:51,333 ♪ We ain't worried about time ♪ 507 00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:52,867 ♪ I got you in the vibe, now you feeling it ♪ 508 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,003 ♪ I ain't even trying and you're into it ♪ 509 00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:56,938 ♪ Yeah, I know the guy that you're dealing with ♪ 510 00:19:57,005 --> 00:19:59,174 ♪ He ain't even fly, he ain't in the mix ♪ 511 00:19:59,207 --> 00:20:00,775 ♪ I can tell you wanna vibe right now ♪ 512 00:20:00,842 --> 00:20:02,844 ♪ We could really go high right now ♪ 513 00:20:02,877 --> 00:20:04,779 ♪ I can tell you wanna vibe right now ♪ 514 00:20:04,846 --> 00:20:06,014 Who is that? 515 00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:07,182 - JONESY/ - REILLY: Who is that?! 516 00:20:07,215 --> 00:20:08,950 GIRLS: Who is that?! 517 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:10,018 (Record scratches) 518 00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:12,020 - That's Lady C. - Roald? 519 00:20:12,053 --> 00:20:13,054 - Stewart. - Can't you see-- 520 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,923 GIRLS: We want you. 521 00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,759 - But, uh, you don't want me? - GIRLS: No. 522 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,194 - JONESY/ - REILLY: You don't want us? 523 00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:21,630 - Fuck no. - But she is with us. 524 00:20:21,696 --> 00:20:23,064 What does that mean exactly? 525 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,934 It means if you want her, you have to go through me. 526 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,202 Yeah, no. 527 00:20:27,235 --> 00:20:28,536 What's the first rule of business? 528 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,038 Location, location, location. 529 00:20:30,071 --> 00:20:32,874 No, no, no. That's real estate, buddy. So stupid. 530 00:20:32,907 --> 00:20:35,143 It's deny, deny, deny. 531 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,412 - That's law. - Oh, uh, ABC. 532 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,381 Always be finishing deals. 533 00:20:39,414 --> 00:20:41,950 It's always skip the middle man. 534 00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,586 - So, Stewart. - Bianca-donk. 535 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,055 - Stewart. - Alycat. 536 00:20:47,088 --> 00:20:48,757 You're a man, right? 537 00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:52,060 Yes... 538 00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:53,662 And you're in the middle? 539 00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:56,231 Yes. 540 00:20:56,264 --> 00:20:57,899 - Skip. - Skip. 541 00:20:57,932 --> 00:20:59,000 Fuck. 542 00:21:01,169 --> 00:21:02,637 And we're done wheeling you now. 543 00:21:02,671 --> 00:21:05,407 - You don't want my butt? - You don't want my butt art? 544 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,509 BOTH: Yeah, no. 545 00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:14,983 Well, hockey, neither of us got the girls. 546 00:21:15,016 --> 00:21:17,085 What girls? 547 00:21:17,118 --> 00:21:19,854 Alycat and Bianca-donk. 548 00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:23,158 Right. I almost forgot about them. 549 00:21:23,191 --> 00:21:24,693 - Excuse me? - What? 550 00:21:24,759 --> 00:21:26,094 Explain. 551 00:21:27,762 --> 00:21:31,466 Oh, okay, okay, so you know how we smash, like... 552 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,669 - like, a ton of broads? - Okay. 553 00:21:34,703 --> 00:21:36,538 Letterkenny being a small town and everything, well, 554 00:21:36,604 --> 00:21:39,107 we've been kind of running out of broads to smash. 555 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,608 Okay. 556 00:21:40,642 --> 00:21:42,677 But then Alycat and Badonk-a-donk 557 00:21:42,711 --> 00:21:46,614 got us doing butt videos on VidVok. 558 00:21:46,648 --> 00:21:50,985 And boys, it is a whole new world of DMs. 559 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,788 Might be the most active DMing we've ever done. 560 00:21:53,822 --> 00:21:56,658 There's broads pole dancing on there, boys. 561 00:21:56,691 --> 00:22:00,028 Do you... do you realize what that means? 562 00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:03,798 - No. - DMing pole dancers. 563 00:22:03,832 --> 00:22:05,967 What's the first rule of VidVok, boys? 564 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,669 Uh, I...I don't know. 565 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:11,973 ABC. Always be DMing broads. 566 00:22:12,006 --> 00:22:13,007 Nice. 567 00:22:14,743 --> 00:22:16,478 This Sunday was for nothing! 568 00:22:16,511 --> 00:22:20,148 - WAYNE/KATY/DAN/ - DARYL: Sunda. 569 00:22:20,181 --> 00:22:21,916 - Lowry. - Johnsy. 570 00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:25,320 DAN: Rolands. Saddles up, more hands makes for less works. 571 00:22:25,353 --> 00:22:27,889 - Eww... - Come on, Stalwart. 572 00:22:27,922 --> 00:22:29,190 Stalwart? 573 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,658 That's actually a rare compliment. 574 00:22:30,692 --> 00:22:32,394 It's actually a pretty good time, we'll get hammered. 575 00:22:32,427 --> 00:22:33,762 - You get hammered? - Well, yeah, 576 00:22:33,828 --> 00:22:35,397 no one's operating a fuckin' motor vehicle. 577 00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:37,499 Fuckin' heavy machinery. 578 00:22:37,532 --> 00:22:38,833 What's your fuckin' name again? 579 00:22:38,867 --> 00:22:41,436 - Oh, he's Reilly. - And he's Jonesy. 580 00:22:41,503 --> 00:22:43,104 BOTH: And we'll get hammered. 581 00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:44,439 Well, saddle up, boys. 582 00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:46,040 Saddle up! 583 00:22:47,175 --> 00:22:50,278 KATY: Come on, skids. Train's leaving the station. 584 00:22:50,345 --> 00:22:53,014 - You got any rips? - Stewart. 585 00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:56,251 Connor, Darien. 586 00:22:56,284 --> 00:22:59,687 Take care of the bikes. 587 00:22:59,721 --> 00:23:01,856 ♪ When I've got a drink in my hand ♪ 588 00:23:01,890 --> 00:23:04,959 ♪ You know it's gonna be a long night... ♪ 589 00:23:05,026 --> 00:23:09,764 (Garage rock vocals continue indistinctly) 590 00:23:09,798 --> 00:23:20,208 ♪ 591 00:23:20,241 --> 00:23:22,477 ♪ Why does he hate you so? ♪ 592 00:23:22,544 --> 00:23:25,880 ♪ He's just a problem child ♪ 593 00:23:25,914 --> 00:23:27,749 ♪ Why does he hate me so? ♪ 594 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:31,386 ♪ He's just a problem child ♪ 595 00:23:31,419 --> 00:23:32,787 ♪ Ooh ♪ 596 00:23:34,255 --> 00:23:35,790 ♪ Ooh ♪ 597 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,593 ♪ Ooh ♪ 598 00:23:42,430 --> 00:23:43,598 (Urine hitting ground) 599 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,401 SHORESY: Let's get some fuckin' sushi maki! 600 00:23:46,434 --> 00:23:47,335 (Garage rock vocals continue) 601 00:23:53,074 --> 00:24:03,084 ♪ 602 00:24:07,755 --> 00:24:10,425 ♪ Why does he hate you so? ♪ 603 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:12,293 ♪ He's just a problem child ♪ 604 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,196 ♪ Why does he hate me so? ♪ 605 00:24:15,263 --> 00:24:18,933 ♪ He's just a problem child ♪ 606 00:24:18,967 --> 00:24:20,869 ♪ Ooh ♪ 607 00:24:21,870 --> 00:24:22,871 ♪ Ooh ♪ 608 00:24:24,305 --> 00:24:25,840 ♪ Ooh ♪