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You went to your pal's second
c.

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Ugh...

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- How're ya now?
- Good, 'n' you?

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- Not s'bad.
- I'm s'bad.

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What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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Have you ever been to Dan's
second cousin's house?

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- Who? Garrett?
- No. Jarrett.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, I put a field car
in their back pond one time

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and have not been welcomed back.

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Oh, sure you are,
good buddies.

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Oh, I'm good, good buddy.

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And why would that be, Wayne?

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Because Dan's second cousins

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have the biggest hick house
I have ever seen.

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- Waynes!
- I can beat it.

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- No, you can't.
- Can, too.

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- Cannot.
- Can and will.

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Katy, is this because
we just came back

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from my second cousin's house
down the side road?

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Dary's second cousin's
house down the side road

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is the biggest hick house
I have ever seen.

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- Katy!
- Look, youse are familiar

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with our stance
on personal hygiene,

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so it should be no surprise
our stance on home hygiene.

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Sounds like you wanna
go head-to-head, Katy.

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I'm ready for a hick-off.

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You guys gonna hick-off
in front of each other,

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right here, right now?

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I hicked off earliers todays.

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Dan's second cousints

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have the biggest hick house
I've ever seen because...

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You said you were gonna grab us
,

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but you know, whatever.

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Dary's second cousints

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have the biggest hick house
I've ever seen because...

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Well, let's just make sure
nobody's feelings

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are gonna get hurt here.

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When you pull up the laneway,

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a llama comes trotting up to
your door the way a dog would.

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That's Cody.

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There's a Planned Parenthood
billboard on the property

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right beside another
billboard that says,

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"Smile, your mom chose life."

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I thought it was good
to stay bipartisan.

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There's a substantial
ring of blood

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in the bathroom
sink, shower and toilet.

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Okay, define substantials.

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There's two Jack Russell
terriers in the kitchen,

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standing side by side,
licking the wall.

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Yeah, they're Wire Haired
Jack Russells, though,

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I mean, if we're splittin'
hairs.

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There was a patch of
black ice inside the door

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that Dan's little cousints
were playing ball hockey on

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and one of 'em
sticked me in the face.

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Oh, that'd be Cody.
He's on the spectrums.

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Wait. The kid and the llama
are both named Cody?

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Well, Cody gots
to name the llamas, so...

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And then, there was a toddler,

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drinking a two-litre
of cream soda,

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wearing a onesie that said,

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"Sex instructor,
first lesson's free."

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That's Cody Jr.
That's Cody's boy.

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There was bird shit
on the carpet inside.

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You can't prove that
that's bird's shit.

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The floors are so slanted,

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Dan's cousints GT
from room to room.

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Now, that is a Brett Hull's
editions GTs racers,

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and I challenge any of youse to
find one of those nowadays.

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One of their living room chairs
.

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They call a bucket in
the c.

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There was a car parts titty
calendar on the fridge.

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Dan's uncle showed me
a nude photo of Dan's aunt

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that he keeps in his wallet.

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Aunt Nancys?

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They keep the
windows open all winter

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because the whole place just
smells like piss.

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Well, it may smell
like that to you, but--

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There's an impossible
amount of Subway wrappers...

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beside the toilet.

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Ew. You used the en suites?

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Dary's second cousint burned his
eyebrows off cooking meth.

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Yeah, that one won't be beat.

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Dan's uncle has too many
DUIs to drive truck,

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but still somehow
drives a school bus.

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Yeah, now,
that one won't be beats.

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I did see...

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what could only be
a glory hole.

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Katy, my aunt and uncle's sex
life is none of your beeswax.

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On the side of the goat pen.

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Oh!

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You win.

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Your second cousints
have the biggest hicks house

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One times, a bird flew into
your second cousints house

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and your aunt actually yelled
out, "What's in tarnation?!"

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Well, same thing
happened at yours

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and your aunt
yelled out, "Dinner!"

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- Big day.
- I should say.

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- Don't delay.
- Okay.

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Where's he goin'?

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Remember when Marie-Fred
showed up at the bar

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during the launch of NDN NRG?

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- No.
- Well, she did.

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Why didn't he
tell me about that?

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You don't airs
your dirty laundry.

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Yeah, give people something
to talk about and they will.

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Well, it's just rumours.

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And you know the small town
approach to rumours.

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Where there's
smoke there's fire.

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What did she want?

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There's a truck she's
been after for a while

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and found one at the
dealership in the city.

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Like here in the city?

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Can confirm.
English city. Not Quebec City.

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Great fishin's in kaw-becs.

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She asked Wayne to
help her with the sale

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'cause the English will take
liberties with the French.

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And vice versas.

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Why does he want to help her?

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- 'Cause we owe her one.
- Why?

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It rhymes with
"Shlong dick jerks."

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And you're fine with this?

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- Yep.
- And dandy?

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No reason not to trust him
till he gives me one, bud.

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Bought and paid for.
So, are you guys excited

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for the Caesar making
contest at MoDean's?

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Not much
of a contest, KatyKat.

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Andele.

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I'll packs
up the garnishes.

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It's just... you know,
guess I'm a wee bit miffed

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that Wayne didn't want me to
c.

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I dicker better than anybody.

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Nos, you don'ts.

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Who can dicker better than me?

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Good man.

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Ahh, McMurray!

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- Marie-Frédérique!
- No, no.

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How're ya now?

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- Not s'bad. Good, 'n you?
- Good 'n...

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- Good 'n you? Not so--
- Anyhoo...

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Thanks for the help.

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Don't wanna get my pants
pulled down, ya know?

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Oh, don't you worry your pretty
.

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Wayne knows me
better than anybody,

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and I know him
better than anybody,

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that's why he knows nobody
dickers better than me...

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'cause he knows me
better than anybody.

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Okay, well, that's...

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And I know him
better than anybody.

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- Bon.
- Wanna know what,

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I got a few quick questions
here 'bout the truck

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before we get
this rig rollin'.

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- Allons-y.
- What year is it?

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2017.

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- How many klicks?
- Short of 80,000.

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- V8?
- V6.

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That's better than a 4-banger.

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What's your mile to the gallon?

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- 16.
- Highway or city?

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16 city. 23 highway.

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- Ponies?
- 355.

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- Torque?
- I don't know.

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- Probably 'round 380.
- Well, 380, 383, yeah.

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- Ever been in an accident?
- Fender-bender.

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- You file a claim?
- No.

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- Warranty?
- Good through 100,000km.

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How long's the one you want
been on the lot?

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- Not a month.
- Dealer above board?

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Meh.
Likes to take swipes.

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- Sorted?
- Sorted.

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All good?

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All gravy.

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Jimmy Dickens.

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Dick-skin!

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Indeed.

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The Caesar building
competition may begin.

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Each team will
present their Caesars

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with a breakdown
of ingredients,

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and then, upon completion
of the presentation,

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spectators will be asked
to raise their hands

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if they so desire
the Caesar in question.

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From there, either
I or one of my...

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...merry, gregarious
auctioneer chums

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will tally the show of hands

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and compare
the grand totals,

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team by team,
come competitions end.

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Now, let's meet the judges.

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Startin' with this
dog with two tails.

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Now, this
cushion-hearted,

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beguiling guy
comes from out Hanover way

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and remains proficient in
the auctioneering practice

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well into year ten
as a professional.

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It's Charlie "Cue Ball"
Lawless, everybody.

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Now, how about this
barrel of monkeys?

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Barrel--
the whole barrel!

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Now, this
frolicsome fella

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is full of all
the joys of spring.

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Coming to us this afternoon
from out Seaforth way,

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and full of vim and vinegar...

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...it's Derek "Broadway"
Olson, everybody.

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From here, I'll hand
the floor over

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to your master
of ceremonies -

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Miss Bonnie McMurray!

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Usual rules -
you'll state your base,

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your booze
and your rimmer,

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with a maximum
of three boosters

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and a maximum of
three garnishes.

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Group at the end
with the most hands up

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after their presentation
drinks free tonight. Yup?

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Yup.
- Super.

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My understudy will be
taking over from here.

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- Your understudy?
- I don't work tonight.

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And I want that free booze.

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Here we go, Bonno.

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Saddle up, lady.

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Who is your
understudy, buddy?

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♪ Partir, venir ♪

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♪ Mourir, courir ♪

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♪ Partir,
venir er mourir ♪

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♪ Ecoute chérie,
j'ai pas le temps ♪

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♪ Ecoute chérie ♪

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♪ Je t'ai dit non ♪

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Eh! You know where the punch
clock is and everything?

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Bonnie showed me.

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- 'Kay.
- Hi, Daryl.

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Oui, allo.

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I'm looking after
my grand-mère in Galway

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while my grand-père
has an operation.

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Figured I'd pick up some
shifts while I'm here.

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That's... fine.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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your new master
of ceremonies,

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your new commander-in--

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Mandarin?
Who's Mandarin?

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If she cheats...

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- It's over.
- No exceptions.

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I know.

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Fuck, does she look good.

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Your commander-in chief -
Anik!

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Hicks up first.

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- Base?
- 100% Clamato juice.

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Traditional Canadian approach.

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- Booze?
- Vodka, three ounces.

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Two is the norm, but three's
appreciated. Rimmer?

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- Hardly knew 'er.
- Dary...

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Wets the rims
with lemon juice

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and then dust it
with celery salts

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and Montreal steak spice.

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We could have a contender
here. Boosters?

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00:09:29,578 --> 00:09:32,147
Dash of Tabasco,
dash of Worcestershire,

251
00:09:32,181 --> 00:09:33,916
shot of pickle juice.

252
00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,752
I won't stop you now.
Garnishes?

253
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,921
Stick of celery,
dill pickle...

254
00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,823
Ands a Slim Jims.

255
00:09:40,856 --> 00:09:44,193
-
- Hey, I know a Slim Jim!

256
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,263
You're up, Dickens.

257
00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:51,367
Take it away,
Cue Ball Lawless!

258
00:09:51,433 --> 00:09:53,669
Okay, hands up
in the air!

259
00:09:53,702 --> 00:09:55,337
We got two now,
we got five now,

260
00:09:55,371 --> 00:09:56,605
seven, now 10,
12 now, 15.

261
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,273
- We got 15!
15!

262
00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,376
Where's his office?

263
00:10:00,442 --> 00:10:01,777
Oh, it's actually...

264
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,680
Marie-Frédérique.
Bonjour.

265
00:10:04,713 --> 00:10:06,281
Hello, Lisa.
How are you?

266
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:09,518
I'm perfect. Bring me
a couple bluebirds?

267
00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:11,387
- Pardon?
- Bluebirds.

268
00:10:11,453 --> 00:10:13,355
Unexpected sales
opportunities.

269
00:10:13,389 --> 00:10:15,624
Just a little
dealer humour.

270
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,893
Are they extra hands to help
you catch your white whale?

271
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,294
White whale?

272
00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,796
It's an expression,

273
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,799
derived from Herman Melville's
classic novel Moby Dick.

274
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,201
Ahab, captain of
the whaling ship Pequod,

275
00:10:26,235 --> 00:10:27,569
chased and chased
and chased Moby Dick,

276
00:10:27,636 --> 00:10:30,072
his white whale,
but never caught it.

277
00:10:30,139 --> 00:10:31,974
So, to say something
is your white whale

278
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,542
is to say it's something

279
00:10:33,575 --> 00:10:36,045
that you chase and chase
and chase and never get.

280
00:10:36,078 --> 00:10:37,980
See, this is why
I've brought my--

281
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,815
- Cousints.
- Yeah.

282
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,651
For when English goes
over my head. You know?

283
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,753
I see. I'm Lisa.

284
00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:45,821
McMurray.

285
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,157
Nice to meet you.
I'm Lisa.

286
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,158
I'm Wayne.

287
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,093
Nice to meet you.

288
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,495
You know, you
really should have

289
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,164
just taken the
truck home with you.

290
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,766
You still can. I insist.

291
00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,234
I don't want to
risk an accident.

292
00:10:59,268 --> 00:11:02,337
I trust myself on the road.
Don't trust others.

293
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,772
Who can blame you?

294
00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:06,175
No one loves drunk driving
like the French.

295
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,177
So, let's make
sure this truck

296
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,179
doesn't become
Marie-Fred's white whale.

297
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,280
There's only one.

298
00:11:11,346 --> 00:11:14,083
There are plenty
of white whales.

299
00:11:14,116 --> 00:11:15,117
I'm sorry?

300
00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:17,853
They're called belugas.

301
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,222
Uh-huh.
Charlotte?

302
00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:24,960
Decision-maker's niece;

303
00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:26,361
she wants her to learn
from the best.

304
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,430
Charlotte, can you
escort Marie-Fred,

305
00:11:28,464 --> 00:11:30,966
Wayne and McMarshall
to my office.

306
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,267
Coffee? Water?

307
00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:33,602
- No, thank you.
- No, thank you.

308
00:11:33,635 --> 00:11:36,371
I'll have a water.

309
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:39,708
Charlotte, can you grab
that for Mr. McMorris?

310
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,376
Thank you.

311
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,778
You're welcome.

312
00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:44,646
- Merci.
- Avec plaisir.

313
00:11:45,647 --> 00:11:46,715
Okay.

314
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,384
I have to go
to the back quickly,

315
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:52,087
but I will be...
right with you.

316
00:11:54,656 --> 00:11:55,724
She's 'macmirn'.

317
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,126
She's what?

318
00:11:57,159 --> 00:11:58,393
Mirroring.

319
00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:59,728
That's what I said
- 'macmirn'.

320
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,296
Did you notice when I
put my hands on my hips,

321
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,898
she put her hands
on her hips?

322
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,300
When I crossed my arms,
she crossed her arms?

323
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:07,002
That's called 'macmirn' -

324
00:12:07,069 --> 00:12:08,570
building a rapport with
a potential buyer

325
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,472
by adopting
their body language.

326
00:12:10,506 --> 00:12:12,341
She's trying to make me
feel like I'm hanging

327
00:12:12,407 --> 00:12:14,176
with an old field
hockey pal.

328
00:12:14,243 --> 00:12:15,644
You played field hockey?

329
00:12:15,677 --> 00:12:18,013
She tried to get you with
the puppy dog close, too.

330
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,414
- Ehh?
- Well, it's when the dealer

331
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,183
lets you take the truck
home for a while,

332
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,318
drive it around, hopes you
fall in love with it.

333
00:12:23,352 --> 00:12:25,521
It's kind of like dropping a
puppy off at someone's door.

334
00:12:25,587 --> 00:12:26,755
Ah, je comprends.

335
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,090
Well, all right!

336
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,758
If there's a feature
on the truck you don't want,

337
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,960
you're prepared
to say, like...

338
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,164
"I'm not paying for that."

339
00:12:35,197 --> 00:12:36,999
- Ouais.
- Super.

340
00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:39,301
Personally, I'm worried
about this dealer.

341
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,772
But there sure is
an awful lot

342
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,542
of nice snatch
around here, though.

343
00:12:46,608 --> 00:12:49,111
Your second cousints thinks
Wonder Breads

344
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,345
is a foods group.

345
00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:51,613
Did you say
they're inbred?

346
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:52,781
Yeah, they're
that's, too.

347
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,183
Reilly and Jonesy.

348
00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:55,450
Has anyone
dibs'd you yet?

349
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,352
- Base.
- Okay, we'll circle back.

350
00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:03,959
Half Clamato juice,
half tomato juice.

351
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,961
Otherwise known as a
Clamato Bloody Mary.

352
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,030
Actually, buddy,
I think I believe

353
00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:11,400
it's half to-ma-to
and half Cla-ma-to.

354
00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:12,801
- Is it?
- Booze?

355
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,570
Three ounces of vodka.

356
00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:16,972
Seeing some welcome
consistency in that category.

357
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:17,973
Rimmer?

358
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,575
Wet the rim with
some lime juice,

359
00:13:19,641 --> 00:13:21,043
and then dust it
with some celery salt

360
00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:22,411
and Montreal
chicken spice.

361
00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:24,213
- Assaisonnement?
- Excuse-a-me?

362
00:13:24,246 --> 00:13:26,315
Seasoning. Boosters.

363
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,916
- Ah, of course.
- Yeah.

364
00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:29,651
Frank's Red Hot sauce,

365
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,721
ten dashes of
Worcester-sha-sire sauce.

366
00:13:32,754 --> 00:13:34,223
Now, it's a muddy Caesar.

367
00:13:34,256 --> 00:13:37,659
And, of course, a shot
of dill 'plickler' juice.

368
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,595
- Garnishes?
- Of course.

369
00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:43,432
One dill 'plickler',
one 'plickled' pepper.

370
00:13:43,498 --> 00:13:46,501
And one 'plickled' egg.
Protein, boys.

371
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,837
Hey...

372
00:13:58,447 --> 00:13:59,848
Jim Dickens?

373
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,084
The stage is yours,
Broadway Olson!

374
00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:05,187
Okay, folks, lookin'
for hands for Caesars.

375
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,922
How many hands I got?
One now.

376
00:14:06,955 --> 00:14:08,257
Two, looking for two.
Now three.

377
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:09,691
Three. Now, five. Five.
Lookin' for five.

378
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,293
I got five.
Lookin' five.

379
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,427
Lookin' for seven now,
seven now. Eight now.

380
00:14:12,461 --> 00:14:13,629
Nine now. Ten.
Lookin for ten. Ten?

381
00:14:13,695 --> 00:14:14,963
What about ten?

382
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:18,133
Would you look at that.
She has a picture

383
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,370
of her softball team for
her computer wallpaper.

384
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,206
Tells me an awful lot.

385
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,942
Why? What's on your
computer wallpaper?

386
00:14:26,975 --> 00:14:28,877
- The wife.
- And you?

387
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:29,978
The dog.

388
00:14:30,045 --> 00:14:34,483
Yep. That is no
family man, I tell ya.

389
00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:36,251
Woman.

390
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,222
I see you've
met the ladies.

391
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,391
Mm-hmm.
Youse any good?

392
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,626
Why play
if you can't win?

393
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,728
- Have a seat.
- You gonna sit?

394
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:47,796
I sit all day.

395
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:49,398
- I'll stand too.
- Why?

396
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,633
Because sitting is
quietly murdering you.

397
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:53,969
Mm-hmm. Let's get
right to it.

398
00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:55,904
Good patio weather
out there.

399
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,740
We wrap this up, we
can engage in some NSAs.

400
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,575
Non sales
related activities.

401
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,011
If I'm reading your buying
signals correctly,

402
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:04,146
you're no tire kicker.

403
00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:05,747
Person with no ability
to buy.

404
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,582
I'm not here to make
an emotional sale.

405
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,918
Generate excitement
around the product.

406
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,420
I've analyzed
your BANT.

407
00:15:12,688 --> 00:15:14,256
budget, authority, need,
timeline.

408
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,191
And with any luck, I will
be taking something

409
00:15:16,258 --> 00:15:18,760
significant to
the decision-maker.

410
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,696
She is the
gate-keeper of the deal,

411
00:15:20,762 --> 00:15:23,098
but her boss
is the decision-maker.

412
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,767
Now, what can I do to
earn your business today?

413
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,502
Youse got a hard copy
of the FAB?

414
00:15:27,536 --> 00:15:29,037
"Features, advantages,
and benefits."

415
00:15:29,104 --> 00:15:31,273
Of course I do, McMorris.
Charlotte!

416
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,041
I've got mine.
Alright,

417
00:15:33,108 --> 00:15:35,043
so the truck comes with a
full-length moonroof, eh?

418
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,445
Marie-Fred, you ever
had a moonroof.

419
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,879
- No.
- Any desire for one?

420
00:15:37,946 --> 00:15:40,115
It's nice, but I'm fine
with a sunroof.

421
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,184
Alright, so, the truck comes
with a full-length moonroof

422
00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:43,452
and we're just fine with
the standard

423
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,954
factory sun roof,
so, like...

424
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,556
(Deep voice:) So, I'm not
paying for that.

425
00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:49,191
Let's talk
intellectual sale.

426
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:50,959
Intellectual sale
appeals to logic

427
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,627
for quick solutions
to a problem.

428
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,895
Correct, McMansplain.

429
00:15:53,962 --> 00:15:55,564
Wanna know what, gets
pretty cold in Q-bec.

430
00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:57,699
Colder than
here, actually.

431
00:15:57,733 --> 00:15:59,701
What say you throw
in a remote starter

432
00:15:59,735 --> 00:16:01,570
to help warm up the truck
in the winter months

433
00:16:01,636 --> 00:16:03,972
and, uh, I'll forget
about the added cost

434
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,207
of full-length
the moonroof.

435
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,575
I can do that.

436
00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:09,077
We reaching the bottom
of the sales funnel?

437
00:16:09,144 --> 00:16:10,979
Fancy way of saying,
"Are we close to a deal?"

438
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,214
Alright, so,
the truck comes with

439
00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,316
a tri-fold soft
tonneau cover, eh?

440
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,151
- Out of the box.
- You wanna know what?

441
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,321
You're not paying
for that?

442
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,722
Marie-Fred,
your last truck's

443
00:16:20,756 --> 00:16:22,157
got a tri-fold hard
tonneau cover, eh?

444
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,425
Ouais.

445
00:16:23,492 --> 00:16:25,093
What's say we get one
of those out of the box.

446
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,095
Oui?

447
00:16:27,162 --> 00:16:28,663
I mean, yes?

448
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:29,765
Never mind.

449
00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:33,068
Actually!

450
00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:34,836
Go see the decision-maker
in her office,

451
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,938
tell her I'll be
coming soon.

452
00:16:37,005 --> 00:16:38,340
Okay.

453
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,442
On second thought,
I'll just do that myself.

454
00:16:40,509 --> 00:16:43,211
I will be right back.

455
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:52,120
I would love to have
a bath with that gal.

456
00:16:52,187 --> 00:16:54,756
Your second cousints garage
has four skidoos in it,

457
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:56,792
nones of which
is operationals,

458
00:16:56,858 --> 00:16:59,428
yet they parks the cars
on the front lawns.

459
00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:01,363
Your second cousints
keep a bottle of Windex

460
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,298
in the liquor cabinet
for making, quote,

461
00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:05,300
"Regina martinis."

462
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:06,968
Skids.

463
00:17:07,035 --> 00:17:08,303
Dibs.

464
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:11,440
Wait! If by asking if
she's been dibs'd,

465
00:17:11,473 --> 00:17:13,708
is that not technically
already dibsing?

466
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,710
- No.
- Anyhoo...

467
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:16,778
Base?

468
00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:20,148
Half Clamato,
half V...8.

469
00:17:20,215 --> 00:17:22,984
Added nutrition.
Uncharacteristic approach.

470
00:17:23,051 --> 00:17:24,953
Booze?

471
00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:27,622
Three ounces of gin,
Beefeater.

472
00:17:27,656 --> 00:17:30,792
Gin Caesar - very
popular with the British.

473
00:17:30,826 --> 00:17:32,727
Y' Peaky Blinders,

474
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,062
bruv innit?

475
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,231
Innit?
Matthew Crawley?

476
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,133
- Rimmer?
- Wet...

477
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,668
the rim with soya sauce

478
00:17:39,734 --> 00:17:43,004
and dust it with celery
salt and lemon pepper.

479
00:17:43,071 --> 00:17:46,308
Breaking new ground
here. Boosters?

480
00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:48,510
Horseradish,
lemon juice...

481
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:51,480
Macarico piri-piri sauce.

482
00:17:51,513 --> 00:17:54,082
I'm intrigued.
Garnishes?

483
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,651
One Baffin Island
jumbo cocktail shrimp.

484
00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:57,853
Ooh!

485
00:17:57,919 --> 00:18:00,355
One Salt Spring Island
Dungeness crab leg.

486
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:05,260
And one Prince Edward Island
Malpeque Oyster!

487
00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:08,830
Yeah!

488
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:12,501
Jimmy Dickens?

489
00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:13,935
Yes, ma'am.
Tally-ho!

490
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,271
Tally those bananas,
here we go.

491
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,107
Alright, now, we're looking at
how many hands in the air?

492
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,842
We got one hand right here.
We like one, two. Two.

493
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:22,711
We got four over here.
Lookin' at five. Five. Five.

494
00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,379
Lookin' at six. Six.
In the bathroom over there,

495
00:18:24,446 --> 00:18:25,947
seein' one over
there in the bathroom.

496
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,016
Lookin' at urinals over there,
we got two in the urinals.

497
00:18:28,049 --> 00:18:29,284
Minus two in the urinals--

498
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,387
15 over here,
if we count Linda. 15.

499
00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:34,556
Well, Liza...

500
00:18:34,623 --> 00:18:36,291
I think we've done
all the dickering we can

501
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,959
on the fine points here.

502
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,628
I think
you're right, McMartin.

503
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,530
- What's your price?
- The one on the sticker.

504
00:18:41,563 --> 00:18:43,798
- 32,5?
- As I recall.

505
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,133
29,5.

506
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,401
I hope you don't think

507
00:18:46,468 --> 00:18:47,869
I'm gonna meet you
in the middle here.

508
00:18:47,903 --> 00:18:49,304
- Out the door.
- Out the door?

509
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,640
- Out the door.
- 29,5 out the door?

510
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,142
29,5 out the door.

511
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,811
I do like
that sticker price.

512
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,580
Well, there is an awful
lotta wear and tear

513
00:18:58,647 --> 00:19:00,048
on a gal
over 80,000 klicks.

514
00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:02,150
Good thing it's not
quite at 80,000 klicks.

515
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,052
But it is almost
at 80,000 klicks.

516
00:19:04,085 --> 00:19:05,887
Good thing it's covered
under warranty

517
00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:07,589
through 100,000 klicks.

518
00:19:07,656 --> 00:19:09,758
- 30 out the door.
- 32 out the door.

519
00:19:09,824 --> 00:19:11,493
Oh, come now,
youse knows and I knows

520
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,495
that you got it
at auction for low 20s.

521
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,564
I got it on a trade in
and I overpaid.

522
00:19:15,597 --> 00:19:17,065
Not our problem.

523
00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:18,667
If it's my problem,
it's your problem.

524
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,169
- 30 out the door.
- 32 out the door.

525
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,504
I'm holding firm at 30.

526
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,508
I'm sorry I couldn't
earn your business today.

527
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,576
Charlotte!

528
00:19:27,609 --> 00:19:29,177
Cash deal.

529
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,012
- Cash?
- Cash.

530
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,081
Why didn't you say so?

531
00:19:33,114 --> 00:19:34,282
I thought you'd ask.

532
00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:36,518
If it's cash, I'll
do 30 out the door.

533
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:39,521
- 29,5 out the door.
- 30 out the door,

534
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,189
and I'll go see the
decision-maker right now.

535
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,924
29,5 out the door

536
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:46,127
and I'll go see the
decision-maker right now.

537
00:19:47,295 --> 00:19:48,697
LISA
Who can blame you?

538
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,699
No one loves drunk driving
like the French.

539
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,867
Hmm.

540
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,971
You didn't think I'd let
that one go, did you?

541
00:19:56,037 --> 00:19:58,540
Maybe the decision-maker
agrees with me.

542
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:02,043
Your assistant's been slipping
into her French all day.

543
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,279
Clearly a
Québécois accent.

544
00:20:04,312 --> 00:20:06,481
If she's the
decision-maker's niece,

545
00:20:06,548 --> 00:20:10,719
the decision-maker most likely
h.

546
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:14,956
Charlotte! Ta tante
parle français, hein?

547
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:15,991
Deal.

548
00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:20,562
29,5.

549
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,664
Didn't need
you here, McMerkley.

550
00:20:22,731 --> 00:20:24,666
Charlotte!

551
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:28,903
You know, I wasn't sure

552
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,172
until she leaned
on her desk there,

553
00:20:31,239 --> 00:20:34,976
but that woman is
not wearing a bra.

554
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,745
Your second cousint

555
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,480
switched to paper straws
for hoovering schneef

556
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:39,848
and referred to it as
"going green."

557
00:20:39,914 --> 00:20:41,683
I didn't actually
wants to bring this up

558
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,518
because it upsets
me so much,

559
00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:46,321
but it was clear, from
the residues on the case,

560
00:20:46,354 --> 00:20:47,922
that your second
cousints been using

561
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,324
my favourite
Canadian albums

562
00:20:49,357 --> 00:20:51,259
for hoovering
schneefs off of.

563
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,261
- Which one?
- Chantal Kreviazuk.

564
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:56,097
"Surrounded"
is a generational song!

565
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,766
Ooh...

566
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,602
That is the finest looking
Caesar I've seen in a minute.

567
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,103
Base.

568
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,838
100% Clamato juice.

569
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:06,441
Keeping it Canadian.
Booze?

570
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:10,679
2.5 ounces vodka,
0.5 ounces moonshine.

571
00:21:10,712 --> 00:21:12,280
Ooh...

572
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,549
Bold. Rimmer?

573
00:21:14,616 --> 00:21:16,451
Wet rim with
Louisiana Hot Sauce.

574
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,853
Dust it with Old Bay
Seasoning and Cajun spice.

575
00:21:18,887 --> 00:21:21,690
My oh my.
Boosters?

576
00:21:21,723 --> 00:21:23,525
Slappy Mama
Hot Sauce.

577
00:21:23,558 --> 00:21:24,626
'Kay.

578
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,027
Spicy horseradish.

579
00:21:26,061 --> 00:21:29,964
And you gotta have that
spic.

580
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,466
Ooh!
- Yes.

581
00:21:33,635 --> 00:21:35,303
We may have a new
fan favourite here.

582
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,139
And finally...
garnishes.

583
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:41,209
Jalapeno stuffed olives,

584
00:21:41,242 --> 00:21:43,545
and a spicy
dill pickle, and...

585
00:21:43,578 --> 00:21:47,816
A slab of black pepper
habanero beef jerky.

586
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:53,388
I really like
beef jerky.

587
00:21:53,421 --> 00:21:54,823
That's every hand up.

588
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,224
We've got
a winner, everybody.

589
00:21:57,592 --> 00:21:59,427
You're drinkin'
free tonight, Bonno.

590
00:21:59,494 --> 00:22:02,263
Hold it now.
Hey now.

591
00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:05,166
Final tally is not
yet official now.

592
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,568
Go on now.

593
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:07,669
Cue Ball Lawless,

594
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:08,937
how many hands up
are up currently?

595
00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:11,106
- Looks like about 15!
- 15!

596
00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:12,741
(Mumbling:) How many hands
up were up

597
00:22:12,774 --> 00:22:14,175
when you tallied
the hicks?

598
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,276
- 15!
- 15!

599
00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:17,512
And Broadway Olson,
how many hands up

600
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,347
were up when you tallied
the hockey players?

601
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,682
- 15.
- 15.

602
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,852
Skids total tally
also tallied 15,

603
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,020
making this
a 4-way tie -

604
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,957
15, 15, 15, 15.

605
00:22:29,023 --> 00:22:30,692
Well, everybody
loves a Caesar, boys.

606
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,527
Can't see a Caesar
and not want a seize 'er.

607
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,028
That's actually
how they market Caesars.

608
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,865
Everyone gets
a free Caesar.

609
00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:17,405
♪ Take all of the time ♪

610
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,874
♪ You've got in your mind
and try to revive... ♪

611
00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:23,645
I saw my second cousint

612
00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:24,846
garnish her Caesar
with a dart.

613
00:23:24,913 --> 00:23:26,147
No.

614
00:23:26,181 --> 00:23:28,082
It's a true story.

615
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,818
I once saw
my second cousint

616
00:23:29,851 --> 00:23:32,086
rim his Caesars
with MsDMAs.

617
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,789
- No.
- True stories.

618
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,595
Oh, yeah?
Well, my second cousint

619
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,263
says the Leafs
win the true cup

620
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:44,032
every year they don't have
a Russian on the team.

621
00:23:44,098 --> 00:23:47,268
Oh, yeah? My aunts joined us
for New Year's Eve

622
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:49,504
ponds hockey last years
and called me a pussies

623
00:23:49,537 --> 00:23:51,105
'cause I wouldn'ts drops
the gloves with her.

624
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:52,941
Oh, yeah?

625
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,609
Well, my second cousint's
got a salad bowl

626
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,678
filled to the brim
with cigarette butts.

627
00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:58,379
Oh, yeah?
My second cousint's

628
00:23:58,446 --> 00:24:01,783
got a Big Gulp filled to
the brim with chew spits.

629
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,291
How are ya now?

630
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,026
I'm pert' near positive,

631
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:13,728
the smell
of McMurray's breath

632
00:24:13,795 --> 00:24:15,463
has attached itself
to the upholstery.

633
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,731
Mm.

634
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,402
- Thanks for checking in.
- You're welcome.

635
00:24:21,469 --> 00:24:23,471
You alright?

636
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:26,641
No reason not to trust you
till you give me one, bud.

637
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,376
Well...

638
00:24:28,409 --> 00:24:30,912
feel like dancin'?

639
00:24:30,979 --> 00:24:34,582
Nah.
Let's go home.

640
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:22,664
♪ Sometimes it feels like
everyone is still ♪

641
00:25:22,697 --> 00:25:27,001
♪ Is telling me
what's the truth ♪

642
00:25:27,035 --> 00:25:31,406
♪ Sometimes it feels like
everything real ♪

643
00:25:31,439 --> 00:25:34,442
♪ Is not what you're
supposed to do ♪

644
00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:39,881
♪ Sometimes the way
the things that they say... ♪