1 00:00:00,443 --> 00:00:02,678 This is a family business. the next logical leaders 2 00:00:02,812 --> 00:00:04,147 would be Amber and myself. 3 00:00:04,313 --> 00:00:06,482 Amber: Jesse and I are teaming up on a new business venture. 4 00:00:06,649 --> 00:00:07,550 Bam! 5 00:00:07,650 --> 00:00:10,887 Me and VJ are also strongly betrothed. 6 00:00:10,987 --> 00:00:12,588 Not a real family; no kids. 7 00:00:12,655 --> 00:00:14,090 Slam, I like that one! 8 00:00:14,157 --> 00:00:15,658 ♪ 9 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:17,593 A reporter is in our backyard. 10 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:18,995 You don't know who you're messin' with. 11 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,997 I'm on the way up, and you on the way down. 12 00:00:21,164 --> 00:00:22,432 (Girls scream) 13 00:00:22,498 --> 00:00:23,766 Let's go save our family. 14 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:30,073 ♪ 15 00:00:41,184 --> 00:00:43,286 Your pal says he takes a magic pill that gives him 16 00:00:43,352 --> 00:00:45,221 an extra two inches off the tee, and buddy, 17 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,256 that's more suspect than my hairline. 18 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:49,592 Turns out she said "celibate" and not "selling it", 19 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:51,527 so you lost a couple teeth but you got to keep your 20 bucks. 20 00:00:51,561 --> 00:00:53,863 You put that magic pill in with your pal's vitamins 21 00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:55,765 and that isn't even the first time he was rock hard 22 00:00:55,798 --> 00:00:57,467 at the Santa Claus Parade. 23 00:00:57,533 --> 00:00:59,735 Folks on the news can't keep telling me how bad gaslighting 24 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:01,437 is without showing me at least one blue angel, 25 00:01:01,471 --> 00:01:02,705 like, I'll be the judge there. 26 00:01:02,738 --> 00:01:04,407 You know two things for damn sure, 27 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,909 and that's life is a highway and Twitter is a cult. 28 00:01:06,943 --> 00:01:08,611 You and your sweetie aren't Facebook official anymore, 29 00:01:08,644 --> 00:01:10,780 because she says she wants a man who will spoil her. 30 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:12,381 Must've forgotten that hotel room in Niagara Falls 31 00:01:12,415 --> 00:01:14,150 with a fucking heart-shaped hot tub in it. 32 00:01:14,217 --> 00:01:16,419 Your steak came out just a wee bit too well done, 33 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:18,421 had you shaking the entire fucking four-top 34 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:20,156 trying to cut through the cocksucker. 35 00:01:20,223 --> 00:01:21,557 Your gal decided to get her first IUD 36 00:01:21,591 --> 00:01:23,459 after you got your third DUI. 37 00:01:23,493 --> 00:01:26,062 Your pal got a piece of gum stuck between his butt cheeks 38 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:28,297 one time, and isn't that curious? 39 00:01:28,331 --> 00:01:30,166 They say that sex sells, but it must be sold out 40 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:32,068 'cause I can't find a lick of it on Kijiji. 41 00:01:32,101 --> 00:01:34,470 You stopped going to church, 'cause like, 42 00:01:34,504 --> 00:01:36,973 well it's just a wee bit too hot in there, but... 43 00:01:37,006 --> 00:01:39,742 you can pray for a new Shania Twain album from home. 44 00:01:39,775 --> 00:01:41,410 You got a pal that likes to air his dirty laundry, 45 00:01:41,444 --> 00:01:42,945 and there's no telling how many people heard him say 46 00:01:42,979 --> 00:01:44,647 he's got the clap, but they didn't need to shut down 47 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,149 the water park the whole fucking day. 48 00:01:46,182 --> 00:01:47,817 You heard people saying the Dos Equis guy 49 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:50,153 is supposed to be the most interesting man on Earth, 50 00:01:50,186 --> 00:01:51,821 but most interesting woman for sure goes 51 00:01:51,854 --> 00:01:55,091 to the Asian Zamboni driver who just beat you at horseshoes 52 00:01:55,124 --> 00:01:57,093 and loves Insane Clown Posse. 53 00:01:57,126 --> 00:01:58,761 Bret the Hitman Hart is a Canadian icon, 54 00:01:58,794 --> 00:02:00,596 so you had to put your little cousint' in a sharp shooter 55 00:02:00,630 --> 00:02:02,131 for calling him "Bret the Hitman Fart". 56 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:04,433 There's a new dentist in town that does teeth whitening, 57 00:02:04,467 --> 00:02:06,369 so now you've got the awkward task of telling 58 00:02:06,435 --> 00:02:09,005 one or two pals their teeth are yellow as duck feet. 59 00:02:09,038 --> 00:02:11,307 Your one buddy who ruins the bathroom at every house party 60 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,875 he's at is the same buddy that looks down on you 61 00:02:12,942 --> 00:02:14,143 for pissing outside. 62 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,612 You had your first prostate exam the other day, 63 00:02:16,646 --> 00:02:18,181 which is no picnic, but even that's better 64 00:02:18,214 --> 00:02:19,615 than being asked if you're "pissy". 65 00:02:19,649 --> 00:02:21,484 Your friend Sean Amsing still ain't getting the glory 66 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:23,119 he deserves for calling his Halloween party 67 00:02:23,152 --> 00:02:24,787 Premature Ejacu-lantern. 68 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:27,356 Gals who tuck their phones into their bras on the dance floor 69 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:29,358 cannot be knocked out. 70 00:02:29,392 --> 00:02:32,628 But gals who take their shoes off on the dance floor 71 00:02:32,662 --> 00:02:33,796 will try. 72 00:02:33,829 --> 00:02:34,430 ♪ 73 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,678 WAYNE: Previously on Letterkenny... 74 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:52,448 Connor. Darien. Quick the banner. 75 00:02:52,515 --> 00:02:54,050 KATY: 2cock Chakur? 76 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,585 They just call us 2cock. 77 00:02:55,618 --> 00:02:58,187 - Tassie. - Cassie. 78 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,589 - I'm Tassie. - I'm Cassie. 79 00:02:59,622 --> 00:03:01,257 I'm sick of these dudes already. 80 00:03:01,290 --> 00:03:03,693 It's like the shotguns are cocks. 81 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:04,594 (Both laughing) 82 00:03:04,627 --> 00:03:07,797 - Let's go then. - Let's do this. 83 00:03:07,863 --> 00:03:09,232 "NDN NRG"? 84 00:03:09,265 --> 00:03:11,934 Your logo looks just Bit & Bites like the BROdude logo. 85 00:03:11,968 --> 00:03:13,202 No. 86 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,470 Tastes the same too. 87 00:03:14,537 --> 00:03:15,905 Did you come to sue the mukluks off me? 88 00:03:15,938 --> 00:03:19,575 How about I read some Ancestry.com results instead? 89 00:03:19,609 --> 00:03:21,877 Your rez's rules state that in order to play 90 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,879 for the Native team, you must be Native. 91 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,781 Reilly, Jones and Shore, 92 00:03:25,815 --> 00:03:28,718 the DNA submitted for all three of them was the same. 93 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,820 The directions said to spit in a cup and send it in. 94 00:03:30,886 --> 00:03:32,622 So we spit in the cup like the directions said. 95 00:03:32,655 --> 00:03:35,124 - Who sent it in? - Shoresy! 96 00:03:35,157 --> 00:03:36,425 SHORESY: Fucking Pokémons, 97 00:03:36,459 --> 00:03:38,127 gotta catch 'em all, you piece of shit. 98 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:42,231 I must revoke the Kerry County Eagles championship status. 99 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:45,234 No! 100 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:48,237 That cup belonged to the Three River Lakers. 101 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:50,239 Fucking Three Rivers. 102 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:51,641 (Crowd gasping) 103 00:03:51,674 --> 00:03:54,477 - Katy, I have a new boyfriend. - Oh? 104 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:56,245 I wanted you to hear it from me. 105 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,147 'Kay. 106 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:03,786 ♪ 107 00:04:11,761 --> 00:04:13,462 So, like, what would you say 108 00:04:13,496 --> 00:04:15,097 is the best donny you've ever had, boys? 109 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:17,933 - Like the best Donnie Wahlberg. - Like, the best Donny Osmond. 110 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:19,568 Like the best brook you've ever donnied. 111 00:04:19,602 --> 00:04:21,170 Like the best Jungle Brook. 112 00:04:21,237 --> 00:04:22,605 When Dierks came back to Letterkenny. 113 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:25,241 - Boughts and paids fors. - Heard about that. 114 00:04:25,274 --> 00:04:26,409 You are the king of sucker. 115 00:04:26,442 --> 00:04:28,244 That's high praise coming from you, bud. 116 00:04:28,277 --> 00:04:30,112 Thinks we all gots in a suckers on that ones. 117 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:31,414 Oh, I got in a good sucker. 118 00:04:31,447 --> 00:04:32,515 But you are the king of sucker. 119 00:04:32,581 --> 00:04:33,616 Fucking him or me. 120 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,251 I'd sucker you in your sleep, boys. 121 00:04:35,284 --> 00:04:37,086 Eat, sleep, sucker, boys. 122 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:38,254 But you are the king of sucker. 123 00:04:38,287 --> 00:04:39,622 Put a fucking shirt on. 124 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:41,424 - Well, how do you do it? - Same way you do it. 125 00:04:41,457 --> 00:04:42,758 Well, you do it more than I do it. 126 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:44,694 Wanna just fuckin' whip our dicks out here or... 127 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,495 You never sucker a guy in a one-on-one. 128 00:04:46,529 --> 00:04:47,830 That's dishonourable. 129 00:04:47,863 --> 00:04:49,665 Well, unless he previously suckered me first, eh, 130 00:04:49,699 --> 00:04:50,933 you fuckin' nut-tugger. 131 00:04:50,966 --> 00:04:52,601 In a one-on-one, you wanna follow the steps. 132 00:04:52,635 --> 00:04:54,770 What, like square off, scrap. 133 00:04:54,804 --> 00:04:57,707 Well, square off, scrap, shake hands. 134 00:04:57,773 --> 00:05:00,109 Square off, scrap, maybe shake hands. 135 00:05:00,142 --> 00:05:03,279 Nah, square off, scrap, shake hands, maybes haves a beers. 136 00:05:03,312 --> 00:05:04,880 Ideally you're having a beer. 137 00:05:04,947 --> 00:05:07,516 - Yeah that'd be most desirable. - Y'know, in a perfect world. 138 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:09,485 There's no perfect world in a brawl though, boys. 139 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,887 Yeah, hundy p, no rules in a big donny-b, boys. 140 00:05:11,954 --> 00:05:13,289 No rules ever for the king of sucker. 141 00:05:13,322 --> 00:05:14,457 You better settle down over there 142 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:15,958 or I'm gonna come talk to ya. 143 00:05:15,991 --> 00:05:18,794 Well, even numbers in a brawl is technically one-on-one. 144 00:05:18,828 --> 00:05:21,497 - Fuck, look at you JB! - What's next, long division? 145 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,965 Fucking Roman numerals over here. 146 00:05:22,998 --> 00:05:24,667 He'll be multiplying fractions in no time. 147 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,503 Hey, what's the co-efficient of X, ya fuckin' walnut? 148 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,472 King of suckers. 149 00:05:29,505 --> 00:05:31,040 Look, I'd already suckered him once. 150 00:05:31,073 --> 00:05:33,008 DARY: Yeah, you suckered him a while back there, good buddy. 151 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,677 WAYNE: So, it's his own fault he didn't learn 152 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:35,978 from the first sucker. - Fools me once. 153 00:05:36,011 --> 00:05:37,813 At a certain point it's his own responsibility 154 00:05:37,847 --> 00:05:39,882 he got himself suckered again, isn't it? 155 00:05:40,983 --> 00:05:43,486 Now, if you ever hit me and I find out about it. 156 00:05:43,519 --> 00:05:45,221 Eat, sleep, sucker, boys. 157 00:05:48,824 --> 00:05:50,826 What's this about a sucker? 158 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:55,197 (Chuckling) Story time, Dickskin. 159 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:57,433 Dickens. 160 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,734 GAIL: Everybody, out! Go! 161 00:05:58,768 --> 00:06:00,836 You too, get out. Quicker. 162 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:02,605 What do you think this is, a parade? 163 00:06:02,671 --> 00:06:03,839 Get out of my bar now! 164 00:06:03,873 --> 00:06:05,775 You too, get out of my bar! Go right now! 165 00:06:05,841 --> 00:06:08,344 You in the curly hair... (Gail continues yelling) 166 00:06:08,377 --> 00:06:11,013 ...All of you, take your hat and go! 167 00:06:12,448 --> 00:06:13,749 Come on, come on, come on! 168 00:06:16,719 --> 00:06:19,188 - Buddy? - Hey, buddy. 169 00:06:19,221 --> 00:06:21,123 - Think we got a problem, buddy. - I know, buddy. 170 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:22,792 Just lost a 'ship. 171 00:06:22,858 --> 00:06:24,693 No, I know, buddy, but I think we might've-- 172 00:06:24,727 --> 00:06:28,297 I think we might've lost Cassie and Tassie too. 173 00:06:28,364 --> 00:06:32,101 Tassie! - Cassie! 174 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:33,869 Yeah, buddy, either we finally called them 175 00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:35,938 by their right names, or they're not here. 176 00:06:35,971 --> 00:06:37,273 - Let's fan out. - Go north-south. 177 00:06:37,306 --> 00:06:38,374 Neutral zone trap? 178 00:06:38,407 --> 00:06:41,577 - Let's get it. - Let's get it. 179 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,878 - Tassie! - Cassie! 180 00:06:42,912 --> 00:06:44,480 You sure about this, Auntie? 181 00:06:44,547 --> 00:06:46,215 Yeah... 182 00:06:46,248 --> 00:06:47,883 She looks pretty shysty, Auntie. 183 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:48,884 Yeah. 184 00:06:48,918 --> 00:06:50,619 She's pretty sexy though, Auntie. 185 00:06:50,653 --> 00:06:54,457 Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure about this. 186 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:56,125 Eh! 187 00:06:56,158 --> 00:06:57,993 Let's talk. 188 00:07:00,429 --> 00:07:01,730 (Tanis chuckling) 189 00:07:01,764 --> 00:07:03,666 Pretty fuckin' cool. 190 00:07:03,732 --> 00:07:05,634 Dierks'd still be a fight on-sight, eh, good buddy? 191 00:07:05,668 --> 00:07:07,903 No need. Fuckin' douchebag. 192 00:07:07,937 --> 00:07:11,640 Wants currently outweighs needs, Miss Katys. 193 00:07:13,108 --> 00:07:14,510 Hi, big cutes. 194 00:07:14,577 --> 00:07:17,813 You got big balls coming back here. 195 00:07:17,847 --> 00:07:19,348 I got big everything down there. 196 00:07:19,415 --> 00:07:22,084 Hence the nickname "Long-Dick Dierks". 197 00:07:22,117 --> 00:07:24,320 You thinks anyone's happy to see youse? 198 00:07:24,353 --> 00:07:26,255 Judging by your tone, no. 199 00:07:27,456 --> 00:07:29,258 Which is very concerning, very concerning, 200 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:30,693 very complexing. - Then beat it. 201 00:07:30,759 --> 00:07:34,263 Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, you and me, I would not... 202 00:07:34,296 --> 00:07:36,599 oppose ye. 203 00:07:36,632 --> 00:07:38,934 Hey, where's big Dad? 204 00:07:38,968 --> 00:07:40,336 Okay, his friends are still cross. 205 00:07:40,369 --> 00:07:42,938 Very predictable, very predictable, very prophesized. 206 00:07:42,972 --> 00:07:44,707 I told them they don't need to. 207 00:07:44,773 --> 00:07:47,810 Wants is still outweighing needs, Miss Katys. 208 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:50,713 I'm not as dumb as you look, my favourite of the guys, 209 00:07:50,779 --> 00:07:53,449 for your very, very kind eyes. 210 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:55,017 Long-Dick Dierks comes prepared. 211 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:59,855 Very prepared, very processed, very primed. 212 00:08:01,891 --> 00:08:04,460 - You said it wouldn't get ugly. - He says a lot of things. 213 00:08:04,493 --> 00:08:07,029 - She's right, baby boo. - Oh, is she? 214 00:08:07,062 --> 00:08:10,199 If you want to date a bad boy, you can't be upset 215 00:08:10,232 --> 00:08:12,935 when he does bad boy things. 216 00:08:16,739 --> 00:08:18,240 You remember my, uh, cousint' I'm sure. 217 00:08:18,307 --> 00:08:21,477 (Scoffing) Of course, Dierks, I'm unforgettable. 218 00:08:21,510 --> 00:08:22,978 Appreciate the accompaniment, Elmo. 219 00:08:23,012 --> 00:08:24,847 - Elmo? - It's actually Elmo-Adrianus, 220 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,650 two first names, hyphenated. It's Dutch. 221 00:08:27,683 --> 00:08:29,818 - You look Dutch. - We're all Dutch. 222 00:08:29,852 --> 00:08:31,754 This is Aldert-Kristoffel, 223 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,856 and Vas-Bram-Ambroos. 224 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,858 Which is actually three hyphenated first names. 225 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,860 So, you all have two hyphenated first names? 226 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,194 Two to three, yeah. 227 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,230 It's pretty common in our area of Dutch Michigan. 228 00:08:41,263 --> 00:08:42,498 But just one last name. 229 00:08:42,531 --> 00:08:43,899 Last name is common only hyphenated as well. 230 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:45,901 - In Dutch Michigan. - Yes. 231 00:08:45,935 --> 00:08:48,771 To carry on the legacies of both the "moeder en vader". 232 00:08:48,837 --> 00:08:50,506 - What are your last names? - We all have the same 233 00:08:50,539 --> 00:08:51,707 last name, we're cousints'. 234 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,410 - That being? - Rensburg-van Koeverden. 235 00:08:54,443 --> 00:08:56,211 - Look at you. - Enough talk. 236 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:59,882 Let's go, right now. Ain't doing what we did last time. 237 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,917 And what-- what was that? 238 00:09:01,951 --> 00:09:03,519 - Oh-ho, you know. - Don't thinks we do. 239 00:09:03,552 --> 00:09:05,521 - Oh, I know you do. - Is it kick your ass? 240 00:09:05,554 --> 00:09:06,789 - The other thing! - Eat? 241 00:09:06,855 --> 00:09:09,725 No, no, the thing we did between those two things 242 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,627 when you were-- eh, fuck! 243 00:09:11,694 --> 00:09:14,930 - Easy, easy. - I'm alright. (Exhaling) 244 00:09:14,964 --> 00:09:17,533 I'm not getting sucked into your syrup-eatin' games again. 245 00:09:17,566 --> 00:09:18,801 - Really? - Really, bro. 246 00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:20,903 Ain't here for that cute back-and-forth bullshit 247 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,938 you canucks love so much, eh? 248 00:09:22,972 --> 00:09:24,106 - For real. - The realist. 249 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:25,708 - You sure? - I'm positive, brah. 250 00:09:25,741 --> 00:09:27,242 Sounds like you've made up your mind. 251 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,644 Oh good, you can hear. 252 00:09:28,711 --> 00:09:29,778 Already kinda doing it, though. 253 00:09:29,812 --> 00:09:31,046 Believe me, bro, I'm not. 254 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,748 Do you not realize it's happenings right nows? 255 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,817 Not in a million years, amigo, not on my watch. 256 00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:36,418 What would you call what's currently taking place? 257 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:39,321 Some bacon-makers about to get their butts beat. Yeah! 258 00:09:39,388 --> 00:09:40,589 What's your name again? 259 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,559 Elmo-Adrianus Rensburg- van Koeverden, bitch! 260 00:09:43,592 --> 00:09:45,561 - Who are you? - Squirrely Dan. 261 00:09:45,594 --> 00:09:46,662 (Scoffs) That's a stupid name. 262 00:09:46,729 --> 00:09:47,997 So you're saying you don't wanna talk. 263 00:09:48,063 --> 00:09:50,633 - No talk, all action. - And here we are talkings. 264 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:52,434 - Uh, no we're not. - But here we are though. 265 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:55,571 - Nah. Not happenin', padre. -. 266 00:09:55,604 --> 00:09:58,841 Hey, I'm the guy who tells you what's happening right now, 267 00:09:58,907 --> 00:10:01,477 paisano. - Right, talkin'. 268 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:03,078 - Uh-uh. - Then stop talking. 269 00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:07,416 No way, Jose. We're gonna keep-- no, wait, okay, fuck! 270 00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:09,785 - Lock it up. - Yammer. 271 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:13,522 All right, the talkin' ends now and the fighting begins. 272 00:10:13,589 --> 00:10:17,092 Okay. Just one more quick sec. 273 00:10:17,126 --> 00:10:18,927 For what? 274 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:26,301 ♪ You better stop, yeah ♪ 275 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:31,807 ♪ Dogging me around ♪ 276 00:10:36,945 --> 00:10:42,151 ♪ If you don't stop, yeah ♪ 277 00:10:43,052 --> 00:10:47,823 ♪ I'm gonna put you down ♪ 278 00:10:52,628 --> 00:10:57,533 ♪ Cause, I can't take it ♪ 279 00:10:57,566 --> 00:11:00,202 ♪ Much longer ♪ 280 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:04,039 ♪ My heart's getting weak ♪ 281 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,876 ♪ It's not getting any stronger ♪ 282 00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:11,213 ♪ You keep me so upset ♪ 283 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,883 ♪ My head's in a whirl ♪ 284 00:11:17,186 --> 00:11:20,422 ♪ But if you wanna be my girl ♪ 285 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:26,662 ♪ You'd better stop, yeah ♪ 286 00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:31,900 ♪ Doggin' me around ♪ 287 00:11:37,339 --> 00:11:41,910 ♪ Cause if you don't stop, yeah, ♪ 288 00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:48,350 ♪ I'm gonna put you down ♪ 289 00:11:53,222 --> 00:11:55,357 - Dirty sucker. - That's redundant. 290 00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:58,694 As I recall, the story involved two suckers from Wayne. 291 00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:00,262 Well, look at you, can't count to two. 292 00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:04,032 - One, two, fuck you. - Well, three, four... 293 00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:06,401 - Fuck you more? - Put a fuckin' shirt on. 294 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,070 You ought to take JB's math class, Tyson. 295 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,305 Hey, how high can you counts, JBs? 296 00:12:10,372 --> 00:12:12,708 (Coughs) I'm too-- too high to count. 297 00:12:12,741 --> 00:12:14,209 JB, real quick, five plus five. 298 00:12:14,243 --> 00:12:15,878 We're all these fellas bigger than you? 299 00:12:15,911 --> 00:12:16,912 'Pert nears. 300 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,080 Just painting a mental picture. 301 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,448 Yeah, 'pert near mostly. 302 00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:21,383 'Pert near no one was bigger than joint boy, though. 303 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,719 Yeah, 'pert near only a few were bigger than Tyson too. 304 00:12:23,752 --> 00:12:26,388 Any reservations about beating on someone smaller than you? 305 00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:28,724 Well, if there was, how would you ever be in a scrap? 306 00:12:28,757 --> 00:12:31,093 Yahtzee. 307 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:35,097 ♪ You better stop, yeah ♪ 308 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:40,269 ♪ Dogging me around ♪ 309 00:12:45,774 --> 00:12:49,111 ♪ If you don't stop, I ♪ 310 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:55,484 ♪ I'm gonna put you down ♪ 311 00:12:59,087 --> 00:13:03,158 ♪ Yes, put you down ♪ 312 00:13:05,194 --> 00:13:09,031 ♪ I don't wanna do it, but I'll have to ♪ 313 00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,867 ♪ Put you down ♪ 314 00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:14,436 - King of the suckers. - King of the suckers. 315 00:13:14,469 --> 00:13:17,139 That still wasn't the biggest story of the night. 316 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:21,109 Youse ever get that sorted? 317 00:13:21,143 --> 00:13:23,779 - They smoke-bombed us, buddy. - Ninja dusted, bro. 318 00:13:23,812 --> 00:13:26,682 (Phone ringing) 319 00:13:26,715 --> 00:13:28,150 (Rap playing on stereo) 320 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,785 - Cassie. - Tassie. 321 00:13:29,818 --> 00:13:31,620 - I'm Cassie. - I'm Tassie. 322 00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:33,021 SHORESY: Give your balls a tug. 323 00:13:33,055 --> 00:13:34,857 JONESY: Shoresy? 324 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,960 You lost a 'ship and you stole our sweeties? 325 00:13:37,993 --> 00:13:39,461 SHORESY: Your sweeties hopped into my truck 326 00:13:39,494 --> 00:13:41,563 like a couple of homeless derelicts jumping a train. 327 00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:43,665 I'm supposed to be honey-dicking your moms right now, 328 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:44,900 you fucking losers. 329 00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:47,536 What happened to Ancestry.com? What did you do? 330 00:13:47,569 --> 00:13:50,138 A broad-ski I used to wheel in Junior works there now. 331 00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:52,507 She told me your tests came back white as snow, 332 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,042 so I gave her my DNA. 333 00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:56,678 - So, you spit in our cups? - No, I fucked her. 334 00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:58,380 Oh, that DNA. 335 00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:00,816 A Native I'm wheeling spit in your cups. 336 00:14:00,849 --> 00:14:02,818 But-- Why? 337 00:14:02,851 --> 00:14:04,586 - You gotta get that W, boys. - But... 338 00:14:04,653 --> 00:14:08,023 The glory of winning will never equal the pain of losing. 339 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,225 SHORESY: They don't ask how, they ask how many? 340 00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:13,328 - But... but... - But... but... 341 00:14:13,362 --> 00:14:14,496 BOTH: No! 342 00:14:14,529 --> 00:14:16,598 - They do ask how! - They did ask how. 343 00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:20,002 And they determined that we got to how by cheating. 344 00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:21,536 And then, they took away the how many! 345 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,273 Where's your purse? You sound like a fucking broad. 346 00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,174 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Reilly. 347 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,076 Tell your mom to trim her toenails, 348 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,279 she carves up my thighs when she gets buckin'. 349 00:14:30,345 --> 00:14:32,214 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Jonesy. 350 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,049 Tell your mom to trim her fingernails, 351 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,852 Reilly's mom's getting suspi. 352 00:14:36,885 --> 00:14:38,720 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Reilly. 353 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,356 Your mom asked me to pull her hair, and then hit me up 354 00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:43,125 for a hundo when her extensions came out. 355 00:14:43,191 --> 00:14:45,227 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Jonesy. 356 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,029 Your mum asked me to choke her and seriously, 357 00:14:47,062 --> 00:14:48,563 not even that could shut her up. 358 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,565 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Reilly. 359 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,468 Your mom wanted 11th hour anal and lied when I asked 360 00:14:53,535 --> 00:14:56,071 if the chamber was empty. It's one step forward, two steps 361 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,607 back in this relationship. I'm fuckin' sick of it. 362 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,976 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Jonesy. 363 00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:03,245 Your mom says she's tense with anxiety. 364 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,379 Can you talk to her for me? 365 00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:06,248 She's gripping my wiener way too hard. 366 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,583 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Reilly. 367 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,253 I walked in on your mum watchin' porn and she tried to cover 368 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,122 it up worse than she tried to cover up your old man. 369 00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:16,325 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Jonesy. 370 00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:19,328 Your mom wanted to watch porn and went straight for BDSM 371 00:15:19,394 --> 00:15:21,663 with complete disregard for how triggering that is 372 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,832 for anyone who's been ball-gagged in their sleep 373 00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:25,100 by Reilly's mom. 374 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,402 - BOTH: Fuck! - (Phone beeping end of call) 375 00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:30,005 So, yeah, it's back down to one 'ship, boys. 376 00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:31,673 One 'ship's better than no 'ship, buddy. 377 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,575 Yeah, but two 'ships is better than one 'ship, buddy. 378 00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:35,110 Wait, so... 379 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,279 Oh, fuck here comes algorithm face. 380 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,414 Up next, multi-variable calculus? 381 00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:42,150 Hey, let's hear some algebraic geometry, you fuckin' ape. 382 00:15:42,184 --> 00:15:43,785 Up next reciprocities laws. 383 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,521 Fuckin' dynamic systems and differential equations. 384 00:15:46,588 --> 00:15:50,192 Fuckin' here we go now. - I'. 385 00:15:50,258 --> 00:15:52,260 I feel like we keep getting interrupted by you guys, 386 00:15:52,294 --> 00:15:54,496 and I don't really think that we do that to you, 387 00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:56,832 so, I just want to know, why do you keep doing it to us? 388 00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:58,633 - Onward. - Daryl, 389 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,004 to answer your question from earlier, the answer is yes. 390 00:16:02,037 --> 00:16:03,538 We are currently head-down and winning a 'ship 391 00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:05,307 in beer league hockey. Thank you for asking. 392 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,309 You should just call it beer league though, buddy, 393 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,878 I mean, it's so phoned in, it's barely hockey. 394 00:16:09,945 --> 00:16:11,313 You're right. 395 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,148 It is bad enough we call Senior A Level shit hockey. 396 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:16,151 Beer league is beer league, it's its own gen-re. 397 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,453 - Sorry? - Gen-re. 398 00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:20,956 - Genre? - It's its . 399 00:16:20,989 --> 00:16:23,525 - Dickens. - TANIS: Pink dicks! 400 00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:27,829 - Youse ready? - Ready when you are, Auntie. 401 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,331 I wasn't talkin' to youse. 402 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:33,969 Joint Boy, Tyson... time. Do some push-ups or somethin'. 403 00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:35,303 They're my spokesmodels. 404 00:16:35,337 --> 00:16:36,838 Is that why youse had your shirts off? 405 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,473 Holy fuck. 406 00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:42,144 All right, now youse, is everything good inside? 407 00:16:42,177 --> 00:16:46,448 - Good. Got my NDN NRG girl. - Let's go then. 408 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:50,485 - And I've got my BROdude girl. - Allons-y. 409 00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:53,488 And now, introducing to youse for the very first time, 410 00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:56,091 the faces of our collaboration. 411 00:16:56,158 --> 00:16:57,926 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 412 00:16:57,993 --> 00:17:00,829 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 413 00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,564 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 414 00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:05,500 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 415 00:17:05,534 --> 00:17:07,436 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 416 00:17:07,502 --> 00:17:10,505 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie, elle jolie... ♪ 417 00:17:10,539 --> 00:17:14,342 BROdude and NDN NRG present... 418 00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:16,945 - Let's go, dude. - Let's BRO then. 419 00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:18,513 Just for today, Tanis. 420 00:17:18,547 --> 00:17:21,383 Yeah, there's a short shelf-life on this. 421 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,618 - Damn. You two look-- - We know. 422 00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:26,688 - We heard you, and thank you. - It's appreciated, but-- 423 00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:29,524 I can't get in this outfit twice. Once is plenty. 424 00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:33,095 - I don't know how youse do it. - MODELS: You get used to it. 425 00:17:33,128 --> 00:17:34,763 And my male models! 426 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,600 - Let's go, dude. - Our live entertainment. 427 00:17:43,071 --> 00:17:44,906 - 2cock Chakur! - Just 2cock. 428 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,274 Seriously, just 2cock. 429 00:17:46,308 --> 00:17:47,943 Yeah, we don't wanna get our pants pulled down here. 430 00:17:47,976 --> 00:17:49,044 - Well... - But remind us 431 00:17:49,077 --> 00:17:50,545 how this works again? 432 00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:52,714 Last time we checked, you had just fucked her real bad. 433 00:17:52,747 --> 00:17:55,484 Guess you could stay I just started fuckin' her real good. 434 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:56,785 (Kissing) 435 00:17:56,818 --> 00:17:57,953 Yahtzee. 436 00:17:57,986 --> 00:18:00,255 - Sex, sex, sex... - Sex, sex, sex, sex. 437 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:04,059 Eh! We gonna launch this bitch, or what? 438 00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:05,494 - You ready? - I'm ready. 439 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:06,928 - You ready? - I'm ready! 440 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,230 - Youse ready? - We're ready. 441 00:18:08,263 --> 00:18:10,432 - Youse ready? - We're ready... 442 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,634 Hey, beautiful dumb-dumbs, put on these hats. 443 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,803 - Oh, sick, buddy! - Sweet, bro. 444 00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:18,140 - JONESY: I love hats. Thank you. - Thanks. 445 00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:20,442 - All right, let's go dude! - Let's BRO then. 446 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,078 - It's just for tonight. - Turn up? 447 00:18:23,111 --> 00:18:24,279 You already know. 448 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,747 We're gonna do it right this time. 449 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,082 (Cheering) 450 00:18:27,115 --> 00:18:30,785 ("Haven't You Heart" by Patrice Rushen plays) 451 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,754 The beer, Wayne. 452 00:18:32,787 --> 00:18:42,797 ♪ 453 00:18:58,213 --> 00:18:59,181 ♪ I been looking for you ♪ 454 00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:09,391 ♪ I been looking for you ♪ 455 00:19:09,457 --> 00:19:11,526 ♪ Haven't you heard? ♪ 456 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,398 ♪ Oh, I been looking for you ♪ 457 00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:17,999 ♪ Haven't you heard? ♪ 458 00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:23,371 ♪ I been looking for you ♪ 459 00:19:23,405 --> 00:19:24,806 ♪ Haven't you heard? ♪ 460 00:19:30,979 --> 00:19:35,850 ♪ 461 00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:44,392 ♪ Have you heard that there's an ad ♪ 462 00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:48,063 ♪ Listed in the classifieds? ♪ 463 00:19:50,498 --> 00:19:52,033 ♪ Kind of brief ♪ 464 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,069 ♪ It only says "I'm lookin' for the perfect..." ♪