1
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Your pal's invited his
sweetie out for a double date

2
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with you and your
sweetie the other day...

3
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'Cause I want to see how
she'd do in regular

4
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old conversation
with my good buddies.

5
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Define regular.

6
00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,616
Well, alls we ever
talks about is sex.

7
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Tough life.

8
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I'm figuring
with you twos here,

9
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we could engage her in just
some regular old conversation.

10
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Oh, so,
it's regular you want.

11
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Regular conversations.

12
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Nothing fancy,
just regular conversation.

13
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"Regulier" as
the French say.

14
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Leave out anything
quirky or clever.

15
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Just regular conversation.

16
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"Regolare" as the
Italians would say.

17
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No patterns or
devices included.

18
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Nothing creative during
this regular conversation.

19
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"Regelmessig"
as the Norwegians would say.

20
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- You want to regulate.
- Mount up.

21
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In any event,
I'm just really hoping

22
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the topic doesn't
turn to sex.

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BOTH:
'Kay.

24
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(Door opening)

25
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ELLEN:
Hi, Daniel.

26
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Hello.

27
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- I'm Wayne.
- I'm Rosie.

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I'm Ellen.

29
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BOTH:
Pleased to meet you.

30
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ELLEN:
Likewise.

31
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Ellens, can I gets
yous a beers?

32
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Why don't I get
you a beer, Dan?

33
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Oh, well, that
would be lovely.

34
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Wayne, Rosie,
do you like beer?

35
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Of Coors.

36
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You Labatt
your ass we do.

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WAYNE:
You know what? I haven't
seen Gail in a hot sec.

38
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Maybe we could convince her
to Moose-head on over.

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She was whipping up some
Carlsbergers last I checked.

40
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Best Kronen-burgers
in Letter-Heineken-ny.

41
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Ellen, Dan told us
you were a pretty gal,

42
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but you could be
a Modelo.

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Michel-low bones.

44
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Gailer. You havin'
a lazy Mols-Sunday?

45
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Yes, I suppose it
Beck's the question.

46
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'Lil tour of
Tsing-town and country?

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WAYNE: Wee bit of
Carling-ering about?

48
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Whatever's Guinness-essary
for a little R&R, you know?

49
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Don't need to
Ams-tell me, Rosie.

50
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Just takin'
it Dos Eq-easy.

51
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Livin' the Miller
High Life.

52
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I was booking
my Pabst smear.

53
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'Cause Peroni-eedless
to say,

54
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I don't take
this Bud Lightly,

55
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done so much
toe-curlin' this quarter,

56
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I'm pert' near
Strongbow-legged.

57
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- Better trim your
Anheuser bush.
- Ellen!

58
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I'm light on bush, actually.
I'm Busch Light.

59
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Good. Makes it
easier for the gyno

60
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to inspect your
Stella Ar-twat.

61
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Not the most ideal time
for Alexander Queef's, eh?

62
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Hey, if you've
got the Schlitz...

63
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Fella told me one time,

64
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I had a scent that could
only be described as Bohemian.

65
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Once a Blue Moon, I also smell
like the Pacifico.

66
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Something straight
out of Bavaria.

67
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Not to Harp on
it all day, but...

68
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That's the risk
you take

69
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exploring this
Old Speckled Hen.

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It's as if sometimes,
I just bare no Sol.

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You'll see all the bad habits
this lifestyle Foster's.

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Do they still make you
Rolling Rock a piss
into a cup?

73
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They do.
But careful...

74
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they can test
your pee for Kok-an-E.

75
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The Coro-nads
on doctors these days.

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GAIL: You know,
doctors do the most

77
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Molson Dry-rips
of anyone, right?

78
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Still, I wouldn't mind one
between my Smith-wickets.

79
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Anyhoo!

80
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I like her.

81
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Never takes long,
does it?

82
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Yeah, a wee bit of a mix
of relief and disbelief

83
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they omitted one.

84
00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,619
Red Stripes?

85
00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:05,954
Yeah.

86
00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,589
(Theme song playing)

87
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♪

88
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Fuckin' I'm hungover.

89
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- Dary, you hungover?
- I'm hungover.

90
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- Katy, hungover?
- Yeah, I'm hungover.

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- Dan, hungover?
- I'm hungsovers.

92
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- Hey, Rosie, you hungover?
- I'm hungover.

93
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Fuck, boys.
We're hungover.

94
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- I've got the skulls cramps.
- Yeah, I'm knee walkin'.

95
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- Who's cookin', good lookin'?
- Not me, chickpea.

96
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- What're we s'posed do then?
- Figure it out.

97
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That's what I said,
said figure it out.

98
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No one wants to cooks
when they're hungsovers.

99
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You know what?
I don't want to cook ever.

100
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Consider how long
it takes to cook

101
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versus how long
it takes to eat.

102
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It's like driving for
an hour to the movie theatre

103
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to watch a five
minute short film.

104
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But dudes who
can cook...

105
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Oh, dudes who
can cook can get it.

106
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- Like whos?
- Wolfgang Puck.

107
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- Wolfgang Fuck.
- Bobby Flay?

108
00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,738
- Bobby Lay.
- David Changs?

109
00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:58,499
- David Bang.
- Gordon Ramsay?

110
00:03:58,571 --> 00:03:59,971
- Gordon Rams-me.

111
00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:01,166
Fucks with his
hair too much.

112
00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,341
Well, I guess
it's good that Gail

113
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started serving
brunch at MoDean's today.

114
00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,253
- Is she really?
- You heard it here first.

115
00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,349
But don't you think
brunch is a little bit, "Hmm".

116
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Oh, I 100 percent think
brunch is a bit "Hmm".

117
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You could just as easily
call it late breakfast

118
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and avoid the "Hmm".

119
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Yeah, the term "brunch"
definitely what

120
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makes it a bit "Hmm".

121
00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:20,034
Well, since none of us feels
like cooking and Gail does,

122
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Why don't we boot over
to MoDean's for some,

123
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"Hmm, brunch."

124
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Oh, fuck, I'd boot over.
Rosie, boot over?

125
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- I'll boot over.
- Dan, boot over?

126
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- I'ds boot overs.
- Katy, boot over?

127
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- Yeah, I'd boot over.
- Dary, boot over?

128
00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:31,135
I'm surprised we're
not bootin' over right now.

129
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Fuck, boys.
Let's boot it.

130
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Did you know that China's
having a shortage of ninjas?

131
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Well, should we go?

132
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REILLY:
Wrong way, Coach.

133
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Game starts in 15.

134
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Yeah, and if you can't carry
your bag into the rink,

135
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you really shouldn't
be playing hockey.

136
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- Game's cancelled.
- Why?

137
00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:48,693
There's not enough bodies
on the other team.

138
00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:50,361
Why?

139
00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,890
'Cause it's Sunday morning
beer league hockey,
you pheasant.

140
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I'm sorry.

141
00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,497
- What do we do then?
- Guys...

142
00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:59,468
Guys, beer league hockey's
not about playing hockey.

143
00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:03,199
Sure, the Ws are really nice,
but it's more about

144
00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,896
having some beers
with the boys, you know,

145
00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,541
before, during and
after the game.

146
00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,043
Friendship.
Comradery.

147
00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:13,205
You know, maybe like a nice
autumn gourd cream ale

148
00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:17,476
or maybe a Danny
Pinley friendly IPA?

149
00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:20,317
Just a hint of honey.

150
00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,917
Sayin' all that,

151
00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,589
why don't us three go
for a beer right now?

152
00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,687
Well, Sunday's wide open,
buddy. What's the plan?

153
00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,056
Better think
of something, bro.

154
00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,404
Idle mind's
the devil's playground.

155
00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:30,999
Kids in sports
stay off streets.

156
00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,570
You thinkin' what
I'm thinkin'?

157
00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:33,828
Sex?

158
00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,096
BOTH:
With girls!

159
00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,498
Wheel, snipe,
celly, boys.

160
00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,107
Wheel, snipe,
cell phones.

161
00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,372
Wheel, snipe,
sold me.

162
00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:42,836
Stick taps and
dating apps, 'ferda.

163
00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,175
How's your swipe
game, buddy?

164
00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,680
Buddy, I'm swipin'
on all four cylinders.

165
00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,612
I'm legendary REM
front man Michael Swipe. You?

166
00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,121
I'm Rowdy Roddy Swiper.

167
00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,293
Rippin' tarps off
puck pics on my Tinder.

168
00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,722
Clutch.

169
00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:55,293
Mandatory pic of fish you once
caught for added depth.

170
00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,255
Rippin' dog pics and suited
up snaps on my Bumble.

171
00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,561
A dapper look,
appealing to

172
00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:02,132
the "ladies have
first choice" ordeal. Wise.

173
00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,295
Rippin' travel pictures
and food pics on my Hinge,

174
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,765
with one well thought out
Office reference.

175
00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,270
#DunderMif.

176
00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,802
- Waitlisted for Raya.
- Over-Raya-ted.

177
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I gotta say
though, bro,

178
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I fear we're fast
approaching a world

179
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where we've smashed
every smashable broad

180
00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,612
within 100 fiscal
kilometres of Letterkenny.

181
00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:20,754
Sometimes I match with
a broad and I'm like,

182
00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,380
"I would smash
that broad",

183
00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:23,775
but then I cruise
through her pics

184
00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:26,116
and realize I've
already smashed her.

185
00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:28,792
Tinder, Bumble, Hinge,
all dry. Waitlisted for Raya.

186
00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,161
Over-Raya-ted.

187
00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,593
What do we do till
we get on Over-Raya-ted?

188
00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,834
Perhaps I can help.

189
00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,126
Who are you?

190
00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:39,834
Avi Goldstein.
Aka Goldon Bombay.

191
00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,069
- Tight.
- Aka The Gold &
The Beautiful.

192
00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:43,501
- Sick.
- Avenged SevenGold.

193
00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,469
- Nice to meet you.
- We met last week.

194
00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,405
- Really?
- Yeah, I was your line mate.

195
00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,440
Set you up for a double
hattie. Don't remember?

196
00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:51,805
Respectfully, Goldzie,
whenever I see wheels
on a hockey bag,

197
00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,284
I just kinda forget about
everything else after that.

198
00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:56,283
Want my help
or not?

199
00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:59,585
Uh... All right,
just try to focus, buddy.

200
00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,649
I'll also try to focus.

201
00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:02,857
Yes.

202
00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,322
- You ever heard of JSwipe?
- REILLY: No.

203
00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,587
It's a dating app
just for Jews.

204
00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,185
- JONESY: Are you Jewish?
- Full Jew, buddy.

205
00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,100
But... we're not--
we're not Jewish. Right?

206
00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,169
- I don't think so.
- Doesn't matter.

207
00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,428
You have the option
to set your profile

208
00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,026
to "willing to convert".
Click that button,

209
00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,771
start smashing Jewish
broads immediately.

210
00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,043
- Really?
- Know how many Jewish broads
I've smashed on there?

211
00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,635
- How many?
- Four.

212
00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:22,783
- Just four?
- Guess how many
Jewish blowies, though.

213
00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,479
- How many blowies, though?
- Two-sixty-five, 270.

214
00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:28,381
Whoa. That's like a blowie
every single day of the year!

215
00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,548
Yeah.

216
00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:31,122
You guys are
looking at me right now like

217
00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,890
you've never heard
about Jewish girl blowies.

218
00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:34,285
Sorry.
I didn't mean to.

219
00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,820
Yeah, clueless is just
kinda my resting face.

220
00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,685
Growing up, Jewish girls go
to sleep away summer camp

221
00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:39,693
every summer, where they
practice giving blowies

222
00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:40,855
for like two months.

223
00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:41,893
BOTH:
Oh!

224
00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,201
You could get really
good at blowies

225
00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:44,629
on a program
of that kind.

226
00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,074
You'd be
Blowie Sevigny.

227
00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,902
- Or Blowie Deschanel.
- David Blowie.

228
00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,837
I feel like there's a lot you
guys don't know about Jews.

229
00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:51,739
Allow me to give you your
Jewdification, Jews Clues,

230
00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:54,214
bring you up to speed on
Jewish broads and
their people,

231
00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,840
so that you can
better navigate JSwipe.

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Call me Jew Ferrigno.

233
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I'm Jew Barrymore.

234
00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,254
- Follow me.
- Sick.

235
00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,253
Although, I gotta say, buddy,
if you can't carry your bag,

236
00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,875
you really shouldn't
be playing hockey.

237
00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,116
JONESY:
Yeah, it'd be really great

238
00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,491
if you could carry it
the rest of the way.

239
00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,019
Yeah, what good
are the wheels then?

240
00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,764
JONESY: You know what, bro?
I'll just do it.

241
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AVI: Hype.

242
00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:15,092
Did you know that
Victoria's Secret

243
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,761
is having
a shortage of models?

244
00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,699
Should we go?

245
00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,431
Who's this coming
down the rabbit hole?

246
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,130
They can come
down my hole.

247
00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,198
Cousint'...

248
00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:24,772
Gail's got
the hangover hornies.

249
00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:28,507
Ah, two guarantees on a
hangover: hungry and horny.

250
00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:29,881
- As hell.
- Hey, Bonnie, you want me

251
00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,609
to help you unbox that before
this place fills up?

252
00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,877
There's so much for me to
work with in that sentence,

253
00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,113
I may just fall over.

254
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,121
- Yawn.
- What ya gots
theres, Bonnies?

255
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,023
A lotta eggs,
a lotta meat.

256
00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:40,051
Eats, meats, repeats.

257
00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,586
Love meat.

258
00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,964
- Same.
- Yawn.

259
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,593
I loves meats so much,
I'd wears it.

260
00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:49,395
Oh, like Lady Gaga at
the 2010 MTV Video
Music Awards?

261
00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:52,898
Inspired by the Canadian
artist Jana Sterbak.

262
00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,302
Was she really?

263
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,037
I too might have an
interest in wearing meat,

264
00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,298
although, it would have
to be cooked

265
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,910
or at the very
least cured.

266
00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,808
Slip into a pair
of boxer beefs.

267
00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,543
There's only one cure for
the hangover hornies, Gailer.

268
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,476
Let's get
hangover hammered.

269
00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,112
Here we go now!

270
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,447
(Glasses clinking)

271
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,379
(Glasses clattering)

272
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,817
Alright,
GOAL-stein!

273
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,115
Goldon Lightfoot.

274
00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,923
- Goldzie Hawn.
- Goldzie Howe!

275
00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:18,215
Goldza Meir.

276
00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,127
First female Israeli
Prime Minister...

277
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,330
- Sick.
- Tight.

278
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,655
Hype.
Alright, but listen,

279
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,829
LK's already got a major
shortage of Jewish broads.

280
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,668
I'm talking
single dijjies,

281
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,503
and I'm pretty much
the only full Jew in town,

282
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,639
which puts me in a very
advantageous position.

283
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,111
One that doesn't necessitate
you two goys coming in

284
00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,010
and fucking
with my raysh.

285
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,505
- Did you just call us gays?
- Raysh?

286
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,077
"Goy" layman's term
for non-Jew

287
00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,612
and "raysh" as in ratio,

288
00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:44,117
as in I've got a hype
ratio going, all right?

289
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,550
I've been
wheel-snipe-cellying

290
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,245
like my Bar Mitzvah
money hasn't run out,

291
00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:49,516
and I am not coming
down from this chair.

292
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,189
So, you're like
full Jew then, hey, bud?

293
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,527
Schnoz and all, boys.

294
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,792
- So you can't eat pig?
- I crush mad bacon, boys.

295
00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,027
But don't Jews have to have
sex like Mennonites do,

296
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,326
where there's a sheet

297
00:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,704
between them and
the girl they're smashing?

298
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,295
I crush strictly
non-sheet snap, boys.

299
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,844
Don't get that twisted.
And also,

300
00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,438
do you guys really think that
all Jews are exactly alike?

301
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,111
We're here
to learn, bro.

302
00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:09,439
I know, and part of me still
wants to protect that raysh,

303
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,205
but there's this little thing
in my religion

304
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,507
called a mitzvah,

305
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,105
the act of doing
a selfless good deed

306
00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:15,616
out of the kindness
of one's heart.

307
00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,548
You're supposed to knock off
as many of these as you can.

308
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,817
You don't necessarily
actively pursue them,

309
00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:22,662
they just somewhat
present themselves to you.

310
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,558
So, we're your
mitzvah boys?

311
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,734
Mitzvah men!

312
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,331
Class is
in session.

313
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,060
- Sick.
- Tight.

314
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,898
Hype.

315
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,825
Did you know Ibiza is
having a shortage of DJs?

316
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,297
Should we go?

317
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,535
(Sighing)

318
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,540
Stewart?

319
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,911
You know what
that was?

320
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,572
- A sigh.
- T'was.

321
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,411
When was it
we last ate?

322
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,747
Um, must've been
earlier tonight.

323
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,082
It's tomorrow.

324
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,417
How can it be tomorrow
if it's today?

325
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,922
The today you're
thinking of was yesterday.

326
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,194
Today is
yesterday?

327
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,190
(Sighs) What happened
last night?

328
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,692
You don't remember?

329
00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,393
I recall an exclusive conclave
of cartridge gaming.

330
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:04,426
Mario Kart 64, 150cc
Acid Rainbow Road on repeat.

331
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,867
Four hours.
You were Peach.

332
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,168
She is so
fucking fine.

333
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,399
I was Toad.

334
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,944
Did we do
Banjo Kazoomers?

335
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,372
No, no, no.

336
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,214
We've still
got the mushrooms.

337
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,609
So... what
were we doing?

338
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,936
Chasing
the double dragon.

339
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,581
(Train whistle blowing)

340
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,284
What we need,
Roald...

341
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,051
is sustenance.

342
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,116
I got Connor and Darien to
load rips on a model train.

343
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,618
I mean actual food.

344
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,560
Well, Gail is hosting
a post-breakfast

345
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,092
pre-lunch over
at MoDean's.

346
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:36,897
(Scoffs)
A brunch.

347
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:40,099
A feast for the Peter
Pan-ian affected plebs.

348
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:43,042
The meagre populace.

349
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,769
- Roald?
- Stewart.

350
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,035
Let's brunch.

351
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,573
I'll get
our coats!

352
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,577
Wait!

353
00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,610
Let's do a train
rip first.

354
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,976
Choo-choo.

355
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,479
Starting
to fill up.

356
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,621
Could fill me up.

357
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,793
Yawn.

358
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,321
Have a shot.

359
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,659
There must be four
separate people in here

360
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,825
wearing fedoras that
I've never seen before.

361
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,333
That one's a trilbys.

362
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,925
Y'know what?
That's why brunch is so

363
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,673
- "Hmm".
- Yup.

364
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,902
WAYNE:
Like, there's just something
so fuckin' city about it.

365
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,574
Yeah. When have you ever
heard somebody

366
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,842
from town say,
"Let's do brunch."

367
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,343
Yeah, but you gotta
make a buck.

368
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,738
You're exempted,
cousint'.

369
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,436
Yeah, like, town people
don't say brunch,

370
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,508
just like town people
don't wear fedoras.

371
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,420
I know lots of town people
who wear fedoras.

372
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,978
But do you care to?

373
00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:33,686
I don't have a problem with
people that eat brunch.

374
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,693
There's nothing wrong with
enjoying breakfast food

375
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,355
slightly after
lunch time.

376
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,533
My problem is with
people that brunch.

377
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,633
Yeah, it's the people that
want to make sure

378
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,531
everyone else knows
they're doing brunch.

379
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,197
It's like trying to
make brunch a thing!

380
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,796
Feel ya.

381
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,674
Ever been in the city on a
Saturday or Sunday morning?

382
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,173
There's line-ups out
the door for brunch.

383
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,835
I'm told that's
every day in Vancouver.

384
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,484
Could make a good buck
making eggs for
the people in line.

385
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,480
Yeah, but, see, the people in
line wouldn't want 'em

386
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,352
because it's not
about the eggs

387
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,280
for the people in line,
it's about brunch.

388
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,715
There is nothing cute

389
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,554
about standing in line on
a Sunday for six hours,

390
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,319
drinking your alcoholic
orange juice in aviators

391
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,285
eating off a $30
artisanal cheese board,

392
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,533
listening
to gastro-house.

393
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,502
Atmospherica!

394
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,401
Restaurantica!

395
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,166
You're spare parts, bud.

396
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,371
DARY:
You're overstock.

397
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,743
You're clearance
items on final sales.

398
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,236
You're the
marked down floor model

399
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,407
that won't even sell
on Boxing Day, fuck.

400
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,407
Um... 'sup?

401
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,419
I am Matrix-style
dodging your insults.

402
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,252
And guess what? It worked.
None of them hit me.

403
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,689
Stewart!
(Groaning)

404
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,391
Some of the ricochet
got me.

405
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:47,093
It's gettin' dark.

406
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,759
What happened
to civility?!

407
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,498
ROALD: It's gettin'
real dark, Stewart.

408
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,698
What happened
to decency?!

409
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,873
I need
mouth-to-mouth, Cap.

410
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,378
No man left behind!

411
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,710
DARY:
Do you guys know there's

412
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:08,784
a shortage of rodeo clowns
at the Calgary Stampede?

413
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,548
KATY:
Maybe they should go.

414
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,294
All right, this'll be
as easy as 123, abc,

415
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,093
aleph bet gimel dalet hay.
How are ya now?

416
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,121
Good 'n' you? Good.
Ready to fuckin' learn.

417
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,790
- Huh?
- Judaism 101.

418
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,229
Gonna give you boys
The Rundown,

419
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,630
the short,
William Scott version

420
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,295
'cause I don't have all day
here. Rock with me?

421
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,633
- All night.
- First off, Judaism,

422
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,798
a very minor religion,
only about

423
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,367
.2 percent of the world's
population are Jews,

424
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,471
and just about over
40 percent of them live
in Israel.

425
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,637
Shout-out
to the homeland.

426
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,135
Although, small
for a religion,

427
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,636
Judaism is
influential as fuck.

428
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,638
- Like Kanye?
- Yeah like Kanye.

429
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,550
Mad small, mad influential.
So, right off the bat,

430
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,278
let's start with
something you know.

431
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,753
The Jewish bible
is called the Torah.

432
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,651
The Torah is what you
know as the Old Testament.

433
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,147
- Same shit.
- Same shit?

434
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,588
- Same shit.
- Kinda lazy, no?

435
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,990
No, mad hype.
So, check it out.

436
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,964
There's this dude Abraham,
and after going around,

437
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,630
asks a bunch of other
dudes with other names

438
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,388
if they wanna be
his chosen people,

439
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,096
God lands on Abraham
and is like, "Yo,

440
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,158
"wanna be my chosen people or
chosen guy?" Whatever.

441
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,271
- Sick.
- They strike up a deal
and become boys.

442
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,900
And in exchange
for following God,

443
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,765
Abraham will receive hype
land that he will rule,

444
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,173
as will his future
generations to follow.

445
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,669
- Is...
- ...rael.

446
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,681
- That's the guy.
- Tight.

447
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,683
Fast forward a little bit,
Abraham had two sons,

448
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,275
one with his wife
named Isaac,

449
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,183
and then, also at some point,
he smashes his slave

450
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,748
has this other kid named
Ishmael, who pretty much

451
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,694
goes on to birth what we know
today as Islam.

452
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,863
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
So, Abraham had a wife?

453
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,663
- Mm-hmm.
- But he also...

454
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,461
had sex with
his hot slave?

455
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,693
Never said
she was hot.

456
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,131
And then,
his hot slave had a kid

457
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,302
who fucked off
and started his own shit?

458
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,871
Yes.

459
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,373
- That's pretty baller.
- Very baller shit.

460
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,665
It's like Sopranos
level baller.

461
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,003
(As Tony:)
Christopher...

462
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,868
Gets even crazier.
God's like, "Yo, Abraham,

463
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,880
"I know you said you'd follow
me and be my boy 'n' shit,

464
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,642
"but to further prove
to me your loyalty,

465
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,647
"I need you to kill
your son Isaac for me."

466
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,509
- Uh-uh.
- No way.

467
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,517
For realsies, and just
as he's about to do it,

468
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,989
God's like, "No, my guy.
Just fucking with you.

469
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,218
"Just wanted to see
if you were gonna
go through with it."

470
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,457
Loyal as fuck.

471
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,618
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.

472
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,527
Basically, Jews
will always prevail.

473
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,359
- How?
- Well, we believe

474
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,704
it's 'cause we
follow the simple rules:

475
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,059
we worship only one God,
we study the Torah

476
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,730
to further understand
His brilliance,

477
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,469
we procreate and make
new little baby Jews,

478
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,300
and we do
hella mitzvahs.

479
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,666
Mad mitzvahs.

480
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,644
Basically comes down
to being good people,

481
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,212
doing good things things
out of the kindness

482
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,140
of your hearts and not merely
for your own benefit.

483
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,576
Hence, me risking my raysh by
welcoming you guys to JSwipe.

484
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,076
Aww.
Thanks, buddy.

485
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,247
And furthermore,
educating you on Judaism,

486
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,416
so that you can flex knowledge
on/impress Jewish broads.

487
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,586
Thanks, bro.

488
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,494
Got you. So...
you're honorary Jews now.

489
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,233
When's your
first mitzvah?

490
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:36,058
(Hockey buzzer sounding)

491
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,929
Holy fuck.

492
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,741
Fuck a duck.

493
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,509
This table's seeing
no shortage of fucks.

494
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,738
Should we split?

495
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:49,744
I'd rock a nap...

496
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,005
- 'Kay.
- ...ish.

497
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,706
- Sex.
- Sex.

498
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,118
BOTH: (Whispering)
Sex, sex, sex...

499
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,553
Well...
(Sighing)

500
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,385
...I'd hate
to dine and dash,

501
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,520
but that's precisely
what we'll do.

502
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:06,855
Wanna try and beat Super Mario
1, 2 and 3 on original NES?

503
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,532
(Scoffs) Those games
don't hold up.

504
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,600
Our palates have been
spoiled by the speed
of modern gaming.

505
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:14,130
Original Nintendo
is just far too slow.

506
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,469
What if we add rips?

507
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,444
Well... only one way
to find out.

508
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,470
- Sex.
- Sex?

509
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,208
- Sex.
- Sex?

510
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,610
Sex.

511
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:23,941
ROALD:
Ya-hoo!

512
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,650
Well, I think
there are three things

513
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:31,653
that guarantee a good
hangover: hunger, horny...

514
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,487
- As hell.
- ...and hibernate.

515
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,892
Boy howdy.

516
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,990
You guys wanna
watch Twisters?

517
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,486
Ooh, Helen Hunt.

518
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,627
Rest in power,
Philip Seymour Hoffmans.

519
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,489
- And Bill Paxton.
- Is it on?

520
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,931
I figure like a
baker's dozen channels

521
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,802
have it on loop
24 hours a day.

522
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,901
- KATY: They do.
- Prove it.

523
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:51,902
I like this
brunch program.

524
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,907
Finish mid-afternoon and
close the business down

525
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,569
siesta style
for a few hours.

526
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:59,077
Good luck with
the hornies. Wait up!

527
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,623
Jim Dick-Skins.

528
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,852
You, uh, hungover?

529
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,921
BOTH: (Whispering)
Sex, sex, sex...

530
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,187
Sex.

531
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,358
REILLY:
Guys...

532
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,668
Boys, minutes into
honorary Jewhood,

533
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,300
you're already
rippin' hype mitvahs.

534
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,696
Oh, good thinking,

535
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,371
'cause you hate wheels on
bags for adults,

536
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,309
but these little bagel bites,
they kinda need them

537
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,211
'til they grow big enough
to carry their own gear.

538
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,046
You're never too young to
carry your bag into the rink.

539
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,883
If you can't carry
your bag into the rink,

540
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,278
you really shouldn't
be playing hockey.

541
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,617
Selfless acts, boys.

542
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,851
What do you say
we go smash some JSwipe?

543
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,356
You know, we really appreciate
you risking your raysh for us.

544
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,132
JONESY: We'll just give
you a head start.

545
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,561
REILLY: Yeah.

546
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,169
Plenty to keep
us busy right here.

547
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,668
Like what?

548
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,030
JONESY:
Go to Mommy.

549
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:00,708
Sick.

550
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,169
Tight.

551
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,907
Hype.

552
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,477
♪ Wake up now,
you're gonna be late ♪

553
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,982
♪ No excuses,
don't delay ♪

554
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,923
♪ See your face
and you can't relate ♪

555
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,982
♪ On and on and on
and on and ♪

556
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,087
♪ Step in line and
take your place ♪

557
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,823
♪ Believe it or not,
you like it this way ♪

558
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,824
♪ Peace and love,
it's good to be kind ♪

559
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,026
♪ On and on and on
and on and on... ♪

560
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,588
(Singing echoing
indistinctly)

561
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:32,871
♪

562
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,607
♪ See the person,
see the hate ♪

563
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,746
♪ See it coming
a mile away ♪

564
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,708
♪ Any time you
can't wait ♪

565
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,777
♪ On and on and on
and on ♪

566
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,449
♪ Wake up now,
you're gonna be late ♪

567
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,047
♪ No excuses,
don't delay ♪

568
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,915
♪ See your face
and you can't relate ♪

569
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,964
♪ On and on and on
and on and ♪

570
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,763
♪ Step in line and
take your place ♪

571
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,431
♪ Believe it or not,
you like it this way ♪

572
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,599
♪ Peace and love,
it's good to be kind ♪

573
00:19:56,628 --> 00:20:00,428
♪ On and on and on
and on... ♪