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You and your sweetie
were discussing your town

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the other day.

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Did you know there's
a township in Pennsylvania

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called Letterkenny?

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- Hot off the presses.
- You didn't know that.

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- Did too.
- Did not.

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- Did too.
- You did not.

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That's where
Letterkenny Army Depot is.

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- Look at you.
- Good word. Letterkenny.

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Nice ring to it.
Very functional.

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Doesn't get
much better-kenny.

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What's say we head down
to Gail's for breakfast?

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Bit brisk though. Perhaps you
should grab a sweater-kenny.

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Breakfast at Gail's
beats letter-Denny's.

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I'd buy that for
a letter-penny.

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Should pinch your
letter-pennies

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or you'll be
in debt-erkenny.

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Judging by that fancy
watch you got on maybe

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you're the one who should
pinch your letter-pennies.

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Hey, don't be fooled
by the watch that I got,

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I'm still letter-Jenny
from the block.

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Don't need
a lecture-kenny.

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Cito's got a new sweetie.
An Irish setter-kenny.

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Pure bred-erkenny?

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As opposed to what,
inbred-erkenny?

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Fuck, Stormy's gonna
take a header-kenny.

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Hate how much
setter's shedder-kenny.

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I ever tell you, you kinda
look like the daughter

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of letter-Lenny Kravitz?

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I'll buy that for
a letter-penny!

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That's what
I said-erkenny.

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Have you seen my Eddie
Vedder-kenny Live DVD?

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What? The singer of
Yellow Ledbetter-Kenny?

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It was right next to Dan's
letter-Kenny Loggins CD.

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I think he plays
a Fender-kenny.

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Oh, letter-Kenny gee whiz.

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Did you know Dan also
likes Simply Red-erkenny?

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And letter-Benny Benassi.

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Wait, I did seen it,
underneath another DVD.

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Judge Dredd-erkenny.

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Will you take this
girl to bed-erkenny?

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I don't know.

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Letter-can he?

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(Theme music playing)

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♪

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Wayne?

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Dary.

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Why are you parked
all the way back here?

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- What's the problem?
- There's a spot right
over there.

50
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It's really close
to the door.

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Rock star's parkings
what it's called.

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Well, is there something
wrong with the spot
we're in currently?

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Well, no. It's just
a longer walk to the door.

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Well, which leg
did you break?

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Well, it's--
it's cold.

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Sounds like your old man
shoulda kicked your ass

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another time or two.

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Good buddies?

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Good buddy.

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To Dary's point, if rock
star's parking's available,

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you should always takes
the rock star's parking,

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and maybe gets yourselves
a lottery ticket.

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Well, okay, Dan.
Dan, okay. What?

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So, some drunk nut sack
can stumble out of the bar,

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take a header into the truck?
Put a big ding in 'er?

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Hm.

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And okay, Dary.
Dary, okay. What?

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So, a couple of drunk nut sacks
come out of there pushing

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and shoving,
bump into it and split?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. You're right,
good buddy.

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Well, you're God damn
right I'm right.

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You gotta wake up pretty
early in the morning.

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To what?

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What?

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You said I gotta wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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Well, then you better wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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- To what?
- To--

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To... if you wanna
fool me.

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I don't.

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Well, what
if you did?

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Well, why'd I have to wake up
pretty early in the morning?

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You-- For if you wanna
sneak one past me, Bud.

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What do you mean?

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I mean you gotta wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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To do what?

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To if you want
to outsmart me, bud.

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Outsmart you with what?

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Well, doesn't matter.
I won't be outsmarted.

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Well, I got no interest
in outsmarting you.

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You got interest
in being smart,

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and I'll tell you, you're
cruising for a bruising.

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Well, why do I gotta
wake up early in the morning

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just to outsmart you?

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To-- to if you want to beat
me at what I was gonna do.

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Well, what were you gonna do?

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Doesn't matter. If you want
a head start on it you gotta

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wake up pretty early
in the morning.

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Well, I'd wake up extra
early 'cause I don't want to

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- skip "brefekst."
- Well, guess what?

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I'm serving knuckle
sandwiches for brefekst.

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- Good buddies?
- Good buddy.

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You mights gets a ding in your
car if you parks up front.

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Sure. Sure,
that's could happen.

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But, you know,
back here's where fellers

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comes to takes a piss.

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What are you saying,
Squirrely D?

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Yeah, you might get piss
on your truck, good buddy.

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Oh.

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Oh, I think you're right,
good buddy.

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Well, one's the lesser
of two evils.

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Yeah.

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We just have to decides
which ones gets the edge.

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Yeah.

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Well, it is a wee
bit chilly.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it is a wee bit chilly.
Good enough.

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Hey!

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Learn how
to fucking drive!

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(All laughing)

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♪ You could get crunk
in the club, what? ♪

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- Aly-cat.
- Stewart.

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- Bianca-donk.
- Stewart.

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- I'm--
- Stewart.

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Roald!

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I'm making a comeback.

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We're making
a comeback.

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(Sighing)
Correct.

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We're the newest
DJ duo on the scene.

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- Got the streets bubbling.
- You're gonna be DJs?

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- DJs fuck.
- Mm.

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- Mm-hm.
- Mm.

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Mm-hm.
So, what are you called?

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I'm quite sure you
recall our previous collab.

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Nope.

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The Hottest
Sex Imaginable?

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- When.
- Now?

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No, no, no! That was
the name of our band.

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The Hottest
Sex Imaginable?

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The Hottest
Sex Imaginable.

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Might've heard of my lil'
side project Susan Serrated.

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- Roald.
- I thought you liked
that name?

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- I don't.
- Stewart.

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I love it.

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So, what are you called now?

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Connor. Darien.

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2cock Chakur?

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- Picture me rolling...
- Hail Mary.

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- Until the end of time.
- All eyes on me!

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I imagine they'll
just call us 2cock.

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- Who's they?
- The streets.

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Tanis actually hired us to
play her release party today.

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What's she releasing?

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♪ You can get
crunk in the club ♪

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KATY:
Tanis?

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Damn. You two
look good.

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- Scorched Earth season, baby.
- (Slap)

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- Yeah.
- Get 'em fired up.

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Great timing.

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'Skoden.

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S'do dis.

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- Damn.
- You look good.

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Hey, Hemsworth sisters.

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NDN NRG?

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Not sure that's
PC, buddy.

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Indian Energy.
It's hilarious.

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You said it.

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All of the kids on the rez
have been obsessed

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with BROdude ever since
the senior tournament

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so I thought to myself,
"What can I do?"

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- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (All chuckling)

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I hate leaving
money on the table.

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So, NDN NRG was born.

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The kids are
already hoovering it.

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Looks a Timbit like
the BROdude logo, Tanis.

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Mm, no, it doesn't.

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Also, I want to thank you, Gail,
for hosting the launch party.

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Got you, girl.

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Tanis, it does look a drill
bit like the BROdude logo.

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No, I don't see it.

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Don't think so?
Not even a mosquito bit?

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Nope.

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00:07:01,809 --> 00:07:03,977
- Tassie.
- Cassie.

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00:07:04,011 --> 00:07:05,712
- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.

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Wow, boys. You have
really outdone yourselves.

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Thanks.

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We couldn't find broads to
wheel with in the 100km

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radius of Letterkenny that
we hadn't already wheeled,

189
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so then I thought to myself,
"What should we do?"

190
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Learn how
to fucking drive?

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(Hicks chuckling)

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Go outside of the 100km range.
It's so simple!

193
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And then we remembered
that Tassie and Cassie--

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- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.

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We'll get 'er.

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Tassie and Cassie gave up
their jobs for us over
at BROdude.

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We lost our jobs.

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The best jobs
we've ever had.

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But all's well that
ends well, right, Cassie?

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- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.

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00:07:41,148 --> 00:07:42,416
We'll get 'er.

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00:07:42,483 --> 00:07:45,752
(Feedback squealing)

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00:07:45,819 --> 00:07:48,989
- Figure it out!
- Je suis désolé!

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- Gail's system is archaic.
- Fuck you, skid.

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Connor! Darien!
Quick! The banner.

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00:07:57,164 --> 00:07:58,899
2cock Chakur?

207
00:07:58,932 --> 00:08:00,434
They just call us 2cock.

208
00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:03,003
- Who's they?
- The streets.

209
00:08:03,036 --> 00:08:04,104
- Blasphemy.
- Sacrilege.

210
00:08:04,171 --> 00:08:05,272
- We know.
- And agree.

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00:08:05,339 --> 00:08:06,840
But...

212
00:08:09,176 --> 00:08:10,777
So, why are you
wearing the shirts?

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00:08:10,844 --> 00:08:12,613
They're up to
10k SoundCloud followers.

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00:08:12,679 --> 00:08:13,947
And you know
what that means.

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00:08:14,014 --> 00:08:15,415
- No.
- What?

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00:08:15,449 --> 00:08:17,417
- Learn how to fucking drive.
- (Hicks chuckling)

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00:08:17,451 --> 00:08:19,786
BOTH:
All aboard that train.

218
00:08:19,853 --> 00:08:22,122
(Both snapping fingers)
Choo-choo-choo.

219
00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:25,392
(Phone buzzing)

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00:08:30,964 --> 00:08:32,366
(Sighing)

221
00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,372
I'm sick of
these dudes already.

222
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Should we try to
be NDN NRG girls?

223
00:08:41,408 --> 00:08:43,744
BROdude knock off?
(Scoffing)

224
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What if we
tell BROdude?

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00:08:47,581 --> 00:08:49,750
We could get
our jobs back.

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BOTH:
Should we do it?
We should do it.

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Hey!

228
00:09:00,727 --> 00:09:01,895
DAN:
Hey!

229
00:09:01,929 --> 00:09:04,498
Shut the fuck up and listen
to Tanis before

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00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:06,500
I have to stick my shoes
down your throat

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00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:09,403
and turn you into a very
fashionable gender-neutral

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00:09:09,436 --> 00:09:11,638
pair of thigh-high
fucking boots.

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00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:14,841
Alright, I got some
shit to say.

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00:09:14,908 --> 00:09:16,677
But first, I want to thank
Gail for hosting us.

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00:09:16,743 --> 00:09:19,313
- Thank you, Gail.
- (Crowd cheering)

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00:09:19,346 --> 00:09:20,681
Got you, girl.

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00:09:20,747 --> 00:09:23,183
Now, with the recent
success of the Eagles

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00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,786
on the national
senior hockey stage,

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00:09:25,819 --> 00:09:27,421
Auntie Tanis got
a little bit of an idea.

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00:09:27,454 --> 00:09:29,456
- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (Hicks chuckling)

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The team needs
an official sponsor.

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Something that
contributes to the brand

243
00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:34,595
of this championship team.

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00:09:34,628 --> 00:09:38,298
So, with that,
I present to you.

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(Clapping)
Skids!

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00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,101
I know!

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00:09:41,134 --> 00:09:44,037
- It's 2cock Chakur.
- Roald.

248
00:09:44,104 --> 00:09:46,940
(Drumbeat sounding)

249
00:09:46,974 --> 00:09:50,310
(Native hip hop playing)

250
00:09:50,344 --> 00:10:00,554
♪

251
00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,228
(Applauding, cheering)

252
00:10:08,295 --> 00:10:11,064
Yes, and with
the early success

253
00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,066
of NDN NRG.

254
00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,735
Tanis bought the Eagles.

255
00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:16,370
(Cheering)

256
00:10:16,403 --> 00:10:18,338
I did! I bought
the Eagles!

257
00:10:18,372 --> 00:10:21,208
WOMAN:
What the fuck is this?

258
00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:23,810
Bye. Move. Basic.

259
00:10:25,812 --> 00:10:27,381
Thanks for
the heads up.

260
00:10:27,414 --> 00:10:30,651
Tits look great,
but no regrets.

261
00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:33,253
- Tanis?
- 'Sup?

262
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,921
Your logo looks just
a Bits & Bites

263
00:10:34,988 --> 00:10:36,657
like the BROdude logo.

264
00:10:39,326 --> 00:10:41,828
Mmm... no.

265
00:10:41,862 --> 00:10:44,598
It looks more than a horse
bit like the BROdude logo.

266
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,102
I-- I don't see it.

267
00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:51,738
Hmm.

268
00:10:51,772 --> 00:10:54,241
Mm, tastes
the same too.

269
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:56,576
They all taste the same.
Get your head outta your ass.

270
00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,211
They do not all
taste the same.

271
00:10:58,245 --> 00:11:00,247
Okay well then what're
you gonna do about it,
Erin Brockovich?

272
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,282
- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (Hicks chuckling)

273
00:11:02,349 --> 00:11:03,884
Besides sue
the moccasins off you?

274
00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:06,253
Don't have to sue me to get
them off. What's your sign?

275
00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:10,290
Hm, I'll think
of something.

276
00:11:10,357 --> 00:11:12,526
Damn.
You two look good.

277
00:11:15,228 --> 00:11:16,897
Let's go.

278
00:11:18,098 --> 00:11:19,099
Il faut qu'on parle.

279
00:11:19,132 --> 00:11:20,901
Anglais,
s'il vous plait.

280
00:11:20,934 --> 00:11:23,870
- We need to talk.
- About what?

281
00:11:23,904 --> 00:11:26,273
We'll be back.

282
00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:27,641
Skids!

283
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,810
- I know!
- It's 2cock.

284
00:11:29,876 --> 00:11:30,811
Roald.

285
00:11:30,877 --> 00:11:32,312
I'm not gonna
fucking say that.

286
00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:33,914
Alright, let's
get fucking hammered!

287
00:11:33,947 --> 00:11:35,315
(Cheering)

288
00:11:35,382 --> 00:11:45,592
♪

289
00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:52,299
- Boys.
- Boys.

290
00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:54,000
- Boys!
- Boys.

291
00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,769
Doing well I see.

292
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,571
- Guess what we did.
- What's that?

293
00:11:57,604 --> 00:11:59,439
Started our own
beer league team.

294
00:11:59,473 --> 00:12:02,342
Nice. Beer league checks
all the boxes, boys.

295
00:12:02,409 --> 00:12:05,078
Booze. Boys...

296
00:12:05,112 --> 00:12:06,780
Yeah, I think that's
pretty much it, buddy.

297
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,915
Booze and the boys.
Love beer league, boys.

298
00:12:08,949 --> 00:12:10,617
You're playing us
this weekend.

299
00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,018
Good. Just don't
work too hard.

300
00:12:12,085 --> 00:12:14,588
Yeah, no one likes a beer
league hero, boys. Relax.

301
00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:17,524
Don't worry about it. We phone
it straight the fuck in.

302
00:12:17,591 --> 00:12:19,092
- Good.
- Relax.

303
00:12:19,126 --> 00:12:20,961
But we got a guy who
can't be turned off.

304
00:12:20,994 --> 00:12:22,462
- No.
- Not--

305
00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:23,697
BOTH:
Shoresy.

306
00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:25,031
SHORESY:
Give your balls a tug.

307
00:12:25,098 --> 00:12:26,967
- Wait, you know this guy?
- SHORESY: Fuck yeah.

308
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,436
Saw 'em at a Halloween party
dressed as the twins from

309
00:12:29,469 --> 00:12:31,171
The Shining and almost
shot 'gurt

310
00:12:31,204 --> 00:12:32,706
through my Dorothy skirt.

311
00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:35,275
(Chuckling)
You were dressed as
Dorothy for Halloween?

312
00:12:35,308 --> 00:12:37,277
SHORESY: You bet. The dress
looked good on me,

313
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,179
but it'll look better on your
mum's bedroom floor,

314
00:12:39,212 --> 00:12:41,381
- you fucking loser.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.

315
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:44,217
Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom
wanted to go with me as Toto

316
00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:46,887
but I said short trip,
you're already a fucking dog.

317
00:12:46,953 --> 00:12:48,855
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.

318
00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:51,191
Your mom got refused
entry to that party for

319
00:12:51,224 --> 00:12:52,692
coming in blackface.

320
00:12:52,726 --> 00:12:55,629
Glad I came in blackface
before we left her bungalow.

321
00:12:55,662 --> 00:12:56,730
Fuck you, Shoresy!

322
00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:58,064
Were you really
taking down their moms?

323
00:12:58,131 --> 00:12:59,733
- No!
- SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.

324
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,034
I'd still be with her,

325
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,969
but she ignored
Lacy and Macy's safe word.

326
00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:04,504
- It's Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.

327
00:13:04,538 --> 00:13:05,839
So, it is true.

328
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:06,907
No!

329
00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:08,241
Fuck you, Jonesy.
I dumped your mom

330
00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:11,144
and she sent me flowers
like I'm a fucking broad.

331
00:13:11,178 --> 00:13:12,479
Fuck you, Shoresy.

332
00:13:12,512 --> 00:13:14,147
Fuck you, Reilly. Your mom
said she'd do anything

333
00:13:14,181 --> 00:13:16,516
to get me back so I've got
her running around town

334
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,018
on my Pokémon Go.

335
00:13:18,051 --> 00:13:19,920
Fuck you, Shoresy!
We're done.

336
00:13:19,986 --> 00:13:21,988
Fuck you, Jonesy.
How do you think I feel?

337
00:13:22,022 --> 00:13:24,524
I gotta fuck your mom
one more time

338
00:13:24,558 --> 00:13:25,926
because she's still got my
Game Boy Colour.

339
00:13:25,992 --> 00:13:28,028
- BOTH: Fuck!
- SHORESY: Fucking Pokémons,

340
00:13:28,061 --> 00:13:31,097
gotta catch 'em all,
you piece of shit.

341
00:13:31,164 --> 00:13:35,535
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪

342
00:13:35,569 --> 00:13:39,005
♪ Honey so sweet
that money can't buy ♪

343
00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:43,243
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪

344
00:13:43,276 --> 00:13:45,412
You worried about
The Devil Wears Prada?

345
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:47,047
(Scoffing)
No.

346
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,782
Thanks for shaking
it out there.

347
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:50,417
What if
she tries to sue you?

348
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,719
Global corporation tries
to take down a First Nations

349
00:13:52,752 --> 00:13:55,622
mom and pop shop?
I'd like to see her try.

350
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,891
Besides, I'm Mohawk.
I'm Bear Clan.

351
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,427
- This logo is ours.
- Careful, Auntie.

352
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,129
Listen, Shark Tank can come
after us if she wants to,

353
00:14:03,196 --> 00:14:04,564
but you know what
we're gonna do?

354
00:14:04,598 --> 00:14:05,699
DAN: Learn how
to fucking drive?

355
00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:06,867
(Hicks chuckling)

356
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,902
Enjoy the day with
our championship team

357
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,104
and our championship drink.

358
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:15,942
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪

359
00:14:15,976 --> 00:14:20,480
♪ She's got sugar on
the inside ♪

360
00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:22,582
(Whistling)

361
00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:23,583
Good sound.

362
00:14:23,617 --> 00:14:25,151
(Scoffing)
Duh.

363
00:14:25,218 --> 00:14:26,152
What are you called?

364
00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:27,654
2cock Chakur.

365
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:30,457
That is the stupidest
name I've ever heard.

366
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,926
- Just 2cock.
- The kids will love it.

367
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,162
- They already do.
- So do the ladies.

368
00:14:36,229 --> 00:14:38,098
Let's talk.

369
00:14:38,131 --> 00:14:40,634
(Both laughing)

370
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,269
What? Did you come to sue
the mukluks off me?

371
00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:45,238
I said moccasins, and come on,
global corporation

372
00:14:45,272 --> 00:14:47,173
takes down First Nations
mom and pop shop?

373
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,108
How would that look?

374
00:14:48,141 --> 00:14:50,010
Hm, I like
the way you think.

375
00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:51,578
I can't poop
your party that way.

376
00:14:51,611 --> 00:14:54,014
- Lovely. Later.
- But guess what I can do?

377
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,516
- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (Hicks chuckling)

378
00:14:56,583 --> 00:15:00,186
Hurt you. Much worse.
In other ways.

379
00:15:00,253 --> 00:15:02,822
The Kerry County Eagles First
Nations Senior Hockey Team.

380
00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:06,293
Championship First Nations
senior hockey team.

381
00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:08,194
About that...

382
00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:10,196
Your rez's rules state
that in order to play

383
00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:12,532
for the Native team,
you must be Native.

384
00:15:12,599 --> 00:15:14,334
You sure all your
players are Native?

385
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:17,671
Listen, it chaps my ass more
than anyone's that everyone

386
00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:19,873
and their fucking dog
is part Native now,

387
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:22,809
but read the fuckin
Canadian Indian Act, alright?

388
00:15:22,842 --> 00:15:24,210
Oh, hm. Well.

389
00:15:24,277 --> 00:15:28,682
How about I read some
Ancestry.com results instead?

390
00:15:28,715 --> 00:15:31,017
Reilly, Jones, and Shore.

391
00:15:31,051 --> 00:15:33,019
Are they triplets
or something?

392
00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:36,156
(Chuckling)
Yeah, triplets with
all different last names?

393
00:15:36,189 --> 00:15:37,891
Fucking idiot.

394
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,060
Oh, I just ask because

395
00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:43,897
their Ancestory.com
results are identical.

396
00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:46,232
- What?
- Huh?
- How?

397
00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:49,402
Because the DNA submitted for
all three of them

398
00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:50,904
was the same.

399
00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:53,406
It's like
the shotguns are cocks.

400
00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:55,175
(Both laughing)

401
00:15:59,412 --> 00:16:01,748
The directions said to spit
in a cup and send it in.

402
00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:03,717
So we spit in the cup
like the directions said.

403
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,319
You spit in
separate cups, right?

404
00:16:06,353 --> 00:16:07,921
BOTH:
Yes!

405
00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:10,090
It said just spit in
the cup and then send it in!

406
00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:12,192
So, we spit in
the cup and sent it in!

407
00:16:12,225 --> 00:16:13,526
You sent it in?

408
00:16:15,829 --> 00:16:17,430
Who sent it in?

409
00:16:17,497 --> 00:16:18,765
BOTH:
Shoresy.

410
00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:20,033
(Sighing)

411
00:16:21,768 --> 00:16:23,436
BOTH:
Shoresy!

412
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:27,207
As official sponsor
of the National Senior

413
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,276
Hockey Championship,
until it is determined

414
00:16:30,343 --> 00:16:34,214
whose DNA was submitted
for all three players,

415
00:16:34,247 --> 00:16:38,585
I must revoke the Kerry County
Eagles championship status.

416
00:16:38,618 --> 00:16:39,619
No.

417
00:16:39,686 --> 00:16:40,620
ALL:
No.

418
00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:44,290
BOTH:
No!

419
00:16:44,357 --> 00:16:47,761
Good luck building your brand
on the backs of disgraced

420
00:16:47,794 --> 00:16:50,130
former National Senior
Hockey Champions,

421
00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:52,432
the conniving
Kerry County Eagles.

422
00:16:52,465 --> 00:16:55,735
JJ.

423
00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:59,372
That cup belonged to
the Tree River Lakers.

424
00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:01,041
Fucking Tree Rivers.

425
00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:04,544
(Crowd gasping)

426
00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:05,979
Reilly! Jones!

427
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:09,616
Remember when I said this
hat belonged on the head

428
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:11,117
of a real athlete?

429
00:17:11,151 --> 00:17:13,720
Not washed up never-have-been
taking a victory lap

430
00:17:13,753 --> 00:17:14,754
through whale shit?

431
00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:16,156
BOTH:
Yeah.

432
00:17:16,222 --> 00:17:17,991
Well, here's what
that looks like.

433
00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:20,560
Je t'ai dit qu'il fallait
qu'on parle.

434
00:17:20,593 --> 00:17:22,562
Anglais, s'il vous plait.

435
00:17:22,595 --> 00:17:24,664
- I have a new boyfriend.
- Oh?

436
00:17:24,731 --> 00:17:26,332
I wanted you
to hear it from me.

437
00:17:26,399 --> 00:17:27,767
'Kay.

438
00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:29,669
Katy, I have
a new boyfriend.

439
00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:30,670
Oh?

440
00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:32,405
I wanted you
to hear it from me.

441
00:17:32,439 --> 00:17:33,506
'Kay.

442
00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:43,283
(Chuckling)

443
00:17:45,485 --> 00:17:46,653
(Kissing)

444
00:17:47,921 --> 00:17:50,090
Excuse me.
Hi, yeah.

445
00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:52,425
Would that be your car that's
parked all snugged up

446
00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:55,929
against the back door
blocking the fire exit?

447
00:17:55,962 --> 00:17:59,099
Learn how
to fucking drive!

448
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:02,535
Where's Wayne?

449
00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:05,205
(The Stills' "Lola Stars and
Stripes" plays)

450
00:18:15,281 --> 00:18:25,291
♪

451
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:46,246
♪ We all need
to feel secure ♪

452
00:18:46,312 --> 00:18:50,850
♪ We're so
middle class ♪

453
00:18:50,884 --> 00:18:54,921
♪ But I'm still
waiting for next week's ♪

454
00:18:54,988 --> 00:18:59,092
♪ Chemical blast ♪

455
00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:09,169
♪