1
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Your pal's invited his
sweetie out for a double date

2
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with you and your
sweetie the other day...

3
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'Cause I want to see how
she'd do in regular

4
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old conversation
with my good buddies.

5
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Define regular.

6
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Well, alls we ever
talks about is sex.

7
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Tough life.

8
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I'm figuring
with you twos here,

9
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we could engage her in just
some regular old conversation.

10
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Oh, so,
it's regular you want.

11
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Regular conversations.

12
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Nothing fancy,
just regular conversation.

13
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"Regulier" as
the French say.

14
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Leave out anything
quirky or clever.

15
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Just regular conversation.

16
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"Regolare" as the
Italians would say.

17
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No patterns or
devices included.

18
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Nothing creative during
this regular conversation.

19
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"Regelmessig"
as the Norwegians would say.

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- You want to regulate.
- Mount up.

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In any event,
I'm just really hoping

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the topic doesn't
turn to sex.

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BOTH:
'Kay.

24
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(Door opening)

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ELLEN:
Hi, Daniel.

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Hello.

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- I'm Wayne.
- I'm Rosie.

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I'm Ellen.

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BOTH:
Pleased to meet you.

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ELLEN:
Likewise.

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Ellens, can I gets
yous a beers?

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Why don't I get
you a beer, Dan?

33
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Oh, well, that
would be lovely.

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Wayne, Rosie,
do you like beer?

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Of Coors.

36
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You Labatt
your ass we do.

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WAYNE:
You know what? I haven't
seen Gail in a hot sec.

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Maybe we could convince her
to Moose-head on over.

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She was whipping up some
Carlsbergers last I checked.

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Best Kronen-burgers
in Letter-Heineken-ny.

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Ellen, Dan told us
you were a pretty gal,

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but you could be
a Modelo.

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Michel-low bones.

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Gailer. You havin'
a lazy Mols-Sunday?

45
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Yes, I suppose it
Beck's the question.

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'Lil tour of
Tsing-town and country?

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WAYNE: Wee bit of
Carling-ering about?

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Whatever's Guinness-essary
for a little R&R, you know?

49
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Don't need to
Ams-tell me, Rosie.

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Just takin'
it Dos Eq-easy.

51
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Livin' the Miller
High Life.

52
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I was booking
my Pabst smear.

53
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'Cause Peroni-eedless
to say,

54
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I don't take
this Bud Lightly,

55
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done so much
toe-curlin' this quarter,

56
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I'm pert' near
Strongbow-legged.

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- Better trim your
Anheuser bush.
- Ellen!

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I'm light on bush, actually.
I'm Busch Light.

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Good. Makes it
easier for the gyno

60
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to inspect your
Stella Ar-twat.

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Not the most ideal time
for Alexander Queef's, eh?

62
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Hey, if you've
got the Schlitz...

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Fella told me one time,

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I had a scent that could
only be described as Bohemian.

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Once a Blue Moon, I also smell
like the Pacifico.

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Something straight
out of Bavaria.

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Not to Harp on
it all day, but...

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That's the risk
you take

69
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exploring this
Old Speckled Hen.

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It's as if sometimes,
I just bare no Sol.

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You'll see all the bad habits
this lifestyle Foster's.

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Do they still make you
Rolling Rock a piss
into a cup?

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They do.
But careful...

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they can test
your pee for Kok-an-E.

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The Coro-nads
on doctors these days.

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GAIL: You know,
doctors do the most

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Molson Dry-rips
of anyone, right?

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Still, I wouldn't mind one
between my Smith-wickets.

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Anyhoo!

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I like her.

81
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Never takes long,
does it?

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Yeah, a wee bit of a mix
of relief and disbelief

83
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they omitted one.

84
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Red Stripes?

85
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Yeah.

86
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(Theme song playing)

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♪

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Fuckin' I'm hungover.

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- Dary, you hungover?
- I'm hungover.

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- Katy, hungover?
- Yeah, I'm hungover.

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- Dan, hungover?
- I'm hungsovers.

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- Hey, Rosie, you hungover?
- I'm hungover.

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Fuck, boys.
We're hungover.

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- I've got the skulls cramps.
- Yeah, I'm knee walkin'.

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- Who's cookin', good lookin'?
- Not me, chickpea.

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- What're we s'posed do then?
- Figure it out.

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That's what I said,
said figure it out.

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No one wants to cooks
when they're hungsovers.

99
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You know what?
I don't want to cook ever.

100
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Consider how long
it takes to cook

101
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versus how long
it takes to eat.

102
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It's like driving for
an hour to the movie theatre

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to watch a five
minute short film.

104
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But dudes who
can cook...

105
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Oh, dudes who
can cook can get it.

106
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- Like whos?
- Wolfgang Puck.

107
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- Wolfgang Fuck.
- Bobby Flay?

108
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- Bobby Lay.
- David Changs?

109
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- David Bang.
- Gordon Ramsay?

110
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- Gordon Rams-me.

111
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Fucks with his
hair too much.

112
00:04:01,262 --> 00:04:02,363
Well, I guess
it's good that Gail

113
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started serving
brunch at MoDean's today.

114
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- Is she really?
- You heard it here first.

115
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But don't you think
brunch is a little bit, "Hmm".

116
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Oh, I 100 percent think
brunch is a bit "Hmm".

117
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You could just as easily
call it late breakfast

118
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and avoid the "Hmm".

119
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Yeah, the term "brunch"
definitely what

120
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makes it a bit "Hmm".

121
00:04:18,145 --> 00:04:20,047
Well, since none of us feels
like cooking and Gail does,

122
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Why don't we boot over
to MoDean's for some,

123
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"Hmm, brunch."

124
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Oh, fuck, I'd boot over.
Rosie, boot over?

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- I'll boot over.
- Dan, boot over?

126
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- I'ds boot overs.
- Katy, boot over?

127
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- Yeah, I'd boot over.
- Dary, boot over?

128
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I'm surprised we're
not bootin' over right now.

129
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Fuck, boys.
Let's boot it.

130
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Did you know that China's
having a shortage of ninjas?

131
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Well, should we go?

132
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REILLY:
Wrong way, Coach.

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Game starts in 15.

134
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Yeah, and if you can't carry
your bag into the rink,

135
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you really shouldn't
be playing hockey.

136
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- Game's cancelled.
- Why?

137
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There's not enough bodies
on the other team.

138
00:04:48,742 --> 00:04:50,377
Why?

139
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'Cause it's Sunday morning
beer league hockey,
you pheasant.

140
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I'm sorry.

141
00:04:54,148 --> 00:04:55,516
- What do we do then?
- Guys...

142
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Guys, beer league hockey's
not about playing hockey.

143
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Sure, the Ws are really nice,
but it's more about

144
00:05:03,257 --> 00:05:04,925
having some beers
with the boys, you know,

145
00:05:04,992 --> 00:05:07,561
before, during and
after the game.

146
00:05:07,594 --> 00:05:09,063
Friendship.
Comradery.

147
00:05:09,096 --> 00:05:13,233
You know, maybe like a nice
autumn gourd cream ale

148
00:05:13,267 --> 00:05:17,504
or maybe a Danny
Pinley friendly IPA?

149
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Just a hint of honey.

150
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Sayin' all that,

151
00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:24,611
why don't us three go
for a beer right now?

152
00:05:24,678 --> 00:05:26,714
Well, Sunday's wide open,
buddy. What's the plan?

153
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Better think
of something, bro.

154
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Idle mind's
the devil's playground.

155
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Kids in sports
stay off streets.

156
00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:32,586
You thinkin' what
I'm thinkin'?

157
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Sex?

158
00:05:33,887 --> 00:05:35,122
BOTH:
With girls!

159
00:05:35,189 --> 00:05:37,524
Wheel, snipe,
celly, boys.

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00:05:37,558 --> 00:05:39,126
Wheel, snipe,
cell phones.

161
00:05:39,193 --> 00:05:40,394
Wheel, snipe,
sold me.

162
00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,863
Stick taps and
dating apps, 'ferda.

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00:05:42,896 --> 00:05:44,198
How's your swipe
game, buddy?

164
00:05:44,231 --> 00:05:45,699
Buddy, I'm swipin'
on all four cylinders.

165
00:05:45,733 --> 00:05:48,635
I'm legendary REM
front man Michael Swipe. You?

166
00:05:48,702 --> 00:05:50,137
I'm Rowdy Roddy Swiper.

167
00:05:50,204 --> 00:05:52,306
Rippin' tarps off
puck pics on my Tinder.

168
00:05:52,373 --> 00:05:53,741
Clutch.

169
00:05:53,774 --> 00:05:55,309
Mandatory pic of fish you once
caught for added depth.

170
00:05:55,376 --> 00:05:58,278
Rippin' dog pics and suited
up snaps on my Bumble.

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00:05:58,312 --> 00:05:59,580
A dapper look,
appealing to

172
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the "ladies have
first choice" ordeal. Wise.

173
00:06:02,216 --> 00:06:05,319
Rippin' travel pictures
and food pics on my Hinge,

174
00:06:05,386 --> 00:06:07,788
with one well thought out
Office reference.

175
00:06:07,821 --> 00:06:09,289
#DunderMif.

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- Waitlisted for Raya.
- Over-Raya-ted.

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I gotta say
though, bro,

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I fear we're fast
approaching a world

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where we've smashed
every smashable broad

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within 100 fiscal
kilometres of Letterkenny.

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Sometimes I match with
a broad and I'm like,

182
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"I would smash
that broad",

183
00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:23,804
but then I cruise
through her pics

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and realize I've
already smashed her.

185
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Tinder, Bumble, Hinge,
all dry. Waitlisted for Raya.

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00:06:28,842 --> 00:06:30,177
Over-Raya-ted.

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00:06:30,244 --> 00:06:32,613
What do we do till
we get on Over-Raya-ted?

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Perhaps I can help.

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00:06:36,917 --> 00:06:38,152
Who are you?

190
00:06:38,185 --> 00:06:39,853
Avi Goldstein.
Aka Goldon Bombay.

191
00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,089
- Tight.
- Aka The Gold &
The Beautiful.

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- Sick.
- Avenged SevenGold.

193
00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:45,492
- Nice to meet you.
- We met last week.

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00:06:45,526 --> 00:06:47,428
- Really?
- Yeah, I was your line mate.

195
00:06:47,461 --> 00:06:49,463
Set you up for a double
hattie. Don't remember?

196
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Respectfully, Goldzie,
whenever I see wheels
on a hockey bag,

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I just kinda forget about
everything else after that.

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Want my help
or not?

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00:06:56,336 --> 00:06:59,606
Uh... All right,
just try to focus, buddy.

200
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I'll also try to focus.

201
00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:02,876
Yes.

202
00:07:02,943 --> 00:07:04,344
- You ever heard of JSwipe?
- REILLY: No.

203
00:07:04,378 --> 00:07:05,612
It's a dating app
just for Jews.

204
00:07:05,646 --> 00:07:07,214
- JONESY: Are you Jewish?
- Full Jew, buddy.

205
00:07:07,281 --> 00:07:10,117
But... we're not--
we're not Jewish. Right?

206
00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:12,186
- I don't think so.
- Doesn't matter.

207
00:07:12,219 --> 00:07:13,454
You have the option
to set your profile

208
00:07:13,487 --> 00:07:15,055
to "willing to convert".
Click that button,

209
00:07:15,122 --> 00:07:16,790
start smashing Jewish
broads immediately.

210
00:07:16,824 --> 00:07:19,059
- Really?
- Know how many Jewish broads
I've smashed on there?

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00:07:19,126 --> 00:07:20,661
- How many?
- Four.

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00:07:20,694 --> 00:07:22,796
- Just four?
- Guess how many
Jewish blowies, though.

213
00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:25,499
- How many blowies, though?
- Two-sixty-five, 270.

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00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:28,402
Whoa. That's like a blowie
every single day of the year!

215
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Yeah.

216
00:07:29,703 --> 00:07:31,138
You guys are
looking at me right now like

217
00:07:31,171 --> 00:07:32,906
you've never heard
about Jewish girl blowies.

218
00:07:33,006 --> 00:07:34,308
Sorry.
I didn't mean to.

219
00:07:34,341 --> 00:07:35,843
Yeah, clueless is just
kinda my resting face.

220
00:07:35,876 --> 00:07:37,711
Growing up, Jewish girls go
to sleep away summer camp

221
00:07:37,744 --> 00:07:39,713
every summer, where they
practice giving blowies

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00:07:39,746 --> 00:07:40,881
for like two months.

223
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BOTH:
Oh!

224
00:07:41,982 --> 00:07:43,217
You could get really
good at blowies

225
00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,651
on a program
of that kind.

226
00:07:44,685 --> 00:07:46,086
You'd be
Blowie Sevigny.

227
00:07:46,153 --> 00:07:47,921
- Or Blowie Deschanel.
- David Blowie.

228
00:07:47,988 --> 00:07:49,857
I feel like there's a lot you
guys don't know about Jews.

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00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:51,758
Allow me to give you your
Jewdification, Jews Clues,

230
00:07:51,825 --> 00:07:54,228
bring you up to speed on
Jewish broads and
their people,

231
00:07:54,261 --> 00:07:55,863
so that you can
better navigate JSwipe.

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Call me Jew Ferrigno.

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I'm Jew Barrymore.

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00:07:58,265 --> 00:08:00,267
- Follow me.
- Sick.

235
00:08:00,334 --> 00:08:02,269
Although, I gotta say, buddy,
if you can't carry your bag,

236
00:08:02,336 --> 00:08:03,904
you really shouldn't
be playing hockey.

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00:08:03,937 --> 00:08:05,138
JONESY:
Yeah, it'd be really great

238
00:08:05,172 --> 00:08:06,507
if you could carry it
the rest of the way.

239
00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:08,041
Yeah, what good
are the wheels then?

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00:08:08,075 --> 00:08:09,776
JONESY: You know what, bro?
I'll just do it.

241
00:08:09,843 --> 00:08:11,278
AVI: Hype.

242
00:08:13,413 --> 00:08:15,115
Did you know that
Victoria's Secret

243
00:08:15,182 --> 00:08:16,783
is having
a shortage of models?

244
00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,719
Should we go?

245
00:08:18,752 --> 00:08:20,454
Who's this coming
down the rabbit hole?

246
00:08:20,521 --> 00:08:22,155
They can come
down my hole.

247
00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:23,223
Cousint'...

248
00:08:23,323 --> 00:08:24,791
Gail's got
the hangover hornies.

249
00:08:24,858 --> 00:08:28,529
Ah, two guarantees on a
hangover: hungry and horny.

250
00:08:28,562 --> 00:08:29,897
- As hell.
- Hey, Bonnie, you want me

251
00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:31,632
to help you unbox that before
this place fills up?

252
00:08:31,698 --> 00:08:33,901
There's so much for me to
work with in that sentence,

253
00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:35,135
I may just fall over.

254
00:08:35,202 --> 00:08:37,137
- Yawn.
- What ya gots
theres, Bonnies?

255
00:08:37,204 --> 00:08:39,039
A lotta eggs,
a lotta meat.

256
00:08:39,072 --> 00:08:40,073
Eats, meats, repeats.

257
00:08:40,107 --> 00:08:41,608
Love meat.

258
00:08:41,675 --> 00:08:43,977
- Same.
- Yawn.

259
00:08:44,044 --> 00:08:45,612
I loves meats so much,
I'd wears it.

260
00:08:45,646 --> 00:08:49,416
Oh, like Lady Gaga at
the 2010 MTV Video
Music Awards?

261
00:08:49,449 --> 00:08:52,920
Inspired by the Canadian
artist Jana Sterbak.

262
00:08:52,953 --> 00:08:54,321
Was she really?

263
00:08:54,388 --> 00:08:56,056
I too might have an
interest in wearing meat,

264
00:08:56,089 --> 00:08:57,324
although, it would have
to be cooked

265
00:08:57,391 --> 00:08:58,926
or at the very
least cured.

266
00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:00,827
Slip into a pair
of boxer beefs.

267
00:09:00,894 --> 00:09:03,564
There's only one cure for
the hangover hornies, Gailer.

268
00:09:03,597 --> 00:09:05,499
Let's get
hangover hammered.

269
00:09:06,733 --> 00:09:08,135
Here we go now!

270
00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:09,469
(Glasses clinking)

271
00:09:10,270 --> 00:09:11,405
(Glasses clattering)

272
00:09:11,438 --> 00:09:12,839
Alright,
GOAL-stein!

273
00:09:12,906 --> 00:09:14,141
Goldon Lightfoot.

274
00:09:14,174 --> 00:09:15,943
- Goldzie Hawn.
- Goldzie Howe!

275
00:09:15,976 --> 00:09:18,245
Goldza Meir.

276
00:09:18,278 --> 00:09:21,148
First female Israeli
Prime Minister...

277
00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:22,349
- Sick.
- Tight.

278
00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:23,684
Hype.
Alright, but listen,

279
00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,852
LK's already got a major
shortage of Jewish broads.

280
00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:27,688
I'm talking
single dijjies,

281
00:09:27,754 --> 00:09:29,523
and I'm pretty much
the only full Jew in town,

282
00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,658
which puts me in a very
advantageous position.

283
00:09:31,692 --> 00:09:34,127
One that doesn't necessitate
you two goys coming in

284
00:09:34,161 --> 00:09:36,029
and fucking
with my raysh.

285
00:09:36,096 --> 00:09:37,531
- Did you just call us gays?
- Raysh?

286
00:09:37,598 --> 00:09:40,100
"Goy" layman's term
for non-Jew

287
00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:41,635
and "raysh" as in ratio,

288
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,137
as in I've got a hype
ratio going, all right?

289
00:09:44,171 --> 00:09:45,572
I've been
wheel-snipe-cellying

290
00:09:45,606 --> 00:09:47,274
like my Bar Mitzvah
money hasn't run out,

291
00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:49,543
and I am not coming
down from this chair.

292
00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:51,211
So, you're like
full Jew then, hey, bud?

293
00:09:51,278 --> 00:09:52,546
Schnoz and all, boys.

294
00:09:52,613 --> 00:09:54,815
- So you can't eat pig?
- I crush mad bacon, boys.

295
00:09:54,848 --> 00:09:57,050
But don't Jews have to have
sex like Mennonites do,

296
00:09:57,117 --> 00:09:58,352
where there's a sheet

297
00:09:58,385 --> 00:09:59,720
between them and
the girl they're smashing?

298
00:09:59,786 --> 00:10:01,321
I crush strictly
non-sheet snap, boys.

299
00:10:01,355 --> 00:10:02,856
Don't get that twisted.
And also,

300
00:10:02,889 --> 00:10:05,459
do you guys really think that
all Jews are exactly alike?

301
00:10:05,492 --> 00:10:07,127
We're here
to learn, bro.

302
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,463
I know, and part of me still
wants to protect that raysh,

303
00:10:09,496 --> 00:10:11,231
but there's this little thing
in my religion

304
00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:12,532
called a mitzvah,

305
00:10:12,566 --> 00:10:14,134
the act of doing
a selfless good deed

306
00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:15,636
out of the kindness
of one's heart.

307
00:10:15,669 --> 00:10:17,571
You're supposed to knock off
as many of these as you can.

308
00:10:17,638 --> 00:10:19,840
You don't necessarily
actively pursue them,

309
00:10:19,873 --> 00:10:22,676
they just somewhat
present themselves to you.

310
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,578
So, we're your
mitzvah boys?

311
00:10:24,645 --> 00:10:25,746
Mitzvah men!

312
00:10:25,812 --> 00:10:27,347
Class is
in session.

313
00:10:27,381 --> 00:10:29,082
- Sick.
- Tight.

314
00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:30,917
Hype.

315
00:10:32,386 --> 00:10:34,855
Did you know Ibiza is
having a shortage of DJs?

316
00:10:34,888 --> 00:10:36,323
Should we go?

317
00:10:36,356 --> 00:10:37,557
(Sighing)

318
00:10:37,591 --> 00:10:38,558
Stewart?

319
00:10:38,592 --> 00:10:39,926
You know what
that was?

320
00:10:39,993 --> 00:10:41,595
- A sigh.
- T'was.

321
00:10:41,662 --> 00:10:44,431
When was it
we last ate?

322
00:10:44,498 --> 00:10:46,767
Um, must've been
earlier tonight.

323
00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,101
It's tomorrow.

324
00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:49,436
How can it be tomorrow
if it's today?

325
00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:51,938
The today you're
thinking of was yesterday.

326
00:10:52,005 --> 00:10:54,207
Today is
yesterday?

327
00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:56,209
(Sighs) What happened
last night?

328
00:10:56,243 --> 00:10:57,711
You don't remember?

329
00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,414
I recall an exclusive conclave
of cartridge gaming.

330
00:11:00,447 --> 00:11:04,451
Mario Kart 64, 150cc
Acid Rainbow Road on repeat.

331
00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:05,886
Four hours.
You were Peach.

332
00:11:05,919 --> 00:11:07,187
She is so
fucking fine.

333
00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,422
I was Toad.

334
00:11:08,455 --> 00:11:09,956
Did we do
Banjo Kazoomers?

335
00:11:10,023 --> 00:11:11,391
No, no, no.

336
00:11:11,425 --> 00:11:13,226
We've still
got the mushrooms.

337
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:16,630
So... what
were we doing?

338
00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:18,965
Chasing
the double dragon.

339
00:11:19,032 --> 00:11:21,601
(Train whistle blowing)

340
00:11:21,635 --> 00:11:25,305
What we need,
Roald...

341
00:11:25,372 --> 00:11:27,074
is sustenance.

342
00:11:27,107 --> 00:11:29,142
I got Connor and Darien to
load rips on a model train.

343
00:11:29,209 --> 00:11:30,644
I mean actual food.

344
00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:33,580
Well, Gail is hosting
a post-breakfast

345
00:11:33,613 --> 00:11:35,115
pre-lunch over
at MoDean's.

346
00:11:35,148 --> 00:11:36,917
(Scoffs)
A brunch.

347
00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:40,120
A feast for the Peter
Pan-ian affected plebs.

348
00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:43,056
The meagre populace.

349
00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:45,792
- Roald?
- Stewart.

350
00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:47,060
Let's brunch.

351
00:11:47,094 --> 00:11:48,595
I'll get
our coats!

352
00:11:48,628 --> 00:11:51,598
Wait!

353
00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:53,633
Let's do a train
rip first.

354
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:57,003
Choo-choo.

355
00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,505
Starting
to fill up.

356
00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:00,640
Could fill me up.

357
00:12:00,674 --> 00:12:01,808
Yawn.

358
00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:03,343
Have a shot.

359
00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:05,679
There must be four
separate people in here

360
00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:07,848
wearing fedoras that
I've never seen before.

361
00:12:07,914 --> 00:12:09,349
That one's a trilbys.

362
00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:10,951
Y'know what?
That's why brunch is so

363
00:12:10,984 --> 00:12:12,686
- "Hmm".
- Yup.

364
00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:14,921
WAYNE:
Like, there's just something
so fuckin' city about it.

365
00:12:14,955 --> 00:12:16,590
Yeah. When have you ever
heard somebody

366
00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:18,859
from town say,
"Let's do brunch."

367
00:12:20,694 --> 00:12:22,362
Yeah, but you gotta
make a buck.

368
00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:23,764
You're exempted,
cousint'.

369
00:12:23,797 --> 00:12:25,465
Yeah, like, town people
don't say brunch,

370
00:12:25,499 --> 00:12:27,534
just like town people
don't wear fedoras.

371
00:12:27,601 --> 00:12:29,436
I know lots of town people
who wear fedoras.

372
00:12:29,469 --> 00:12:31,004
But do you care to?

373
00:12:31,037 --> 00:12:33,707
I don't have a problem with
people that eat brunch.

374
00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:35,709
There's nothing wrong with
enjoying breakfast food

375
00:12:35,776 --> 00:12:37,377
slightly after
lunch time.

376
00:12:37,444 --> 00:12:40,547
My problem is with
people that brunch.

377
00:12:40,614 --> 00:12:42,649
Yeah, it's the people that
want to make sure

378
00:12:42,682 --> 00:12:44,551
everyone else knows
they're doing brunch.

379
00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:47,220
It's like trying to
make brunch a thing!

380
00:12:47,287 --> 00:12:48,822
Feel ya.

381
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,690
Ever been in the city on a
Saturday or Sunday morning?

382
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:53,193
There's line-ups out
the door for brunch.

383
00:12:53,226 --> 00:12:54,861
I'm told that's
every day in Vancouver.

384
00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:57,497
Could make a good buck
making eggs for
the people in line.

385
00:12:57,531 --> 00:12:59,499
Yeah, but, see, the people in
line wouldn't want 'em

386
00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,368
because it's not
about the eggs

387
00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,303
for the people in line,
it's about brunch.

388
00:13:03,336 --> 00:13:04,738
There is nothing cute

389
00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:06,573
about standing in line on
a Sunday for six hours,

390
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,342
drinking your alcoholic
orange juice in aviators

391
00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:11,311
eating off a $30
artisanal cheese board,

392
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,547
listening
to gastro-house.

393
00:13:16,983 --> 00:13:18,518
Atmospherica!

394
00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:20,420
Restaurantica!

395
00:13:20,487 --> 00:13:22,189
You're spare parts, bud.

396
00:13:22,222 --> 00:13:24,391
DARY:
You're overstock.

397
00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:26,760
You're clearance
items on final sales.

398
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,261
You're the
marked down floor model

399
00:13:28,328 --> 00:13:31,431
that won't even sell
on Boxing Day, fuck.

400
00:13:31,498 --> 00:13:33,433
Um... 'sup?

401
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,436
I am Matrix-style
dodging your insults.

402
00:13:36,503 --> 00:13:40,273
And guess what? It worked.
None of them hit me.

403
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,709
Stewart!
(Groaning)

404
00:13:42,742 --> 00:13:44,411
Some of the ricochet
got me.

405
00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:47,113
It's gettin' dark.

406
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,782
What happened
to civility?!

407
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:51,518
ROALD: It's gettin'
real dark, Stewart.

408
00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,721
What happened
to decency?!

409
00:13:54,754 --> 00:13:56,890
I need
mouth-to-mouth, Cap.

410
00:14:02,229 --> 00:14:04,397
No man left behind!

411
00:14:04,431 --> 00:14:05,732
DARY:
Do you guys know there's

412
00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:08,802
a shortage of rodeo clowns
at the Calgary Stampede?

413
00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:11,571
KATY:
Maybe they should go.

414
00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:14,307
All right, this'll be
as easy as 123, abc,

415
00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:16,109
aleph bet gimel dalet hay.
How are ya now?

416
00:14:16,142 --> 00:14:18,144
Good 'n' you? Good.
Ready to fuckin' learn.

417
00:14:18,211 --> 00:14:19,813
- Huh?
- Judaism 101.

418
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,248
Gonna give you boys
The Rundown,

419
00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:22,649
the short,
William Scott version

420
00:14:22,716 --> 00:14:24,317
'cause I don't have all day
here. Rock with me?

421
00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:25,652
- All night.
- First off, Judaism,

422
00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:27,821
a very minor religion,
only about

423
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,389
.2 percent of the world's
population are Jews,

424
00:14:29,422 --> 00:14:31,491
and just about over
40 percent of them live
in Israel.

425
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:32,659
Shout-out
to the homeland.

426
00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:34,160
Although, small
for a religion,

427
00:14:34,227 --> 00:14:35,662
Judaism is
influential as fuck.

428
00:14:35,729 --> 00:14:37,664
- Like Kanye?
- Yeah like Kanye.

429
00:14:37,731 --> 00:14:39,566
Mad small, mad influential.
So, right off the bat,

430
00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:41,301
let's start with
something you know.

431
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:42,769
The Jewish bible
is called the Torah.

432
00:14:42,802 --> 00:14:44,671
The Torah is what you
know as the Old Testament.

433
00:14:44,738 --> 00:14:46,172
- Same shit.
- Same shit?

434
00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:47,607
- Same shit.
- Kinda lazy, no?

435
00:14:47,641 --> 00:14:49,009
No, mad hype.
So, check it out.

436
00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:50,977
There's this dude Abraham,
and after going around,

437
00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,646
asks a bunch of other
dudes with other names

438
00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:54,414
if they wanna be
his chosen people,

439
00:14:54,447 --> 00:14:56,116
God lands on Abraham
and is like, "Yo,

440
00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:59,185
"wanna be my chosen people or
chosen guy?" Whatever.

441
00:14:59,252 --> 00:15:01,288
- Sick.
- They strike up a deal
and become boys.

442
00:15:01,321 --> 00:15:02,923
And in exchange
for following God,

443
00:15:02,956 --> 00:15:04,791
Abraham will receive hype
land that he will rule,

444
00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:07,193
as will his future
generations to follow.

445
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,695
- Is...
- ...rael.

446
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:10,697
- That's the guy.
- Tight.

447
00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:12,699
Fast forward a little bit,
Abraham had two sons,

448
00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:14,301
one with his wife
named Isaac,

449
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,202
and then, also at some point,
he smashes his slave

450
00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:18,772
has this other kid named
Ishmael, who pretty much

451
00:15:18,805 --> 00:15:20,707
goes on to birth what we know
today as Islam.

452
00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:23,877
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
So, Abraham had a wife?

453
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,679
- Mm-hmm.
- But he also...

454
00:15:25,712 --> 00:15:27,480
had sex with
his hot slave?

455
00:15:27,514 --> 00:15:28,715
Never said
she was hot.

456
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:30,150
And then,
his hot slave had a kid

457
00:15:30,183 --> 00:15:32,319
who fucked off
and started his own shit?

458
00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:33,887
Yes.

459
00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:36,389
- That's pretty baller.
- Very baller shit.

460
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:37,691
It's like Sopranos
level baller.

461
00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:39,025
(As Tony:)
Christopher...

462
00:15:39,059 --> 00:15:40,894
Gets even crazier.
God's like, "Yo, Abraham,

463
00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:42,896
"I know you said you'd follow
me and be my boy 'n' shit,

464
00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,664
"but to further prove
to me your loyalty,

465
00:15:44,698 --> 00:15:46,666
"I need you to kill
your son Isaac for me."

466
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,535
- Uh-uh.
- No way.

467
00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:50,537
For realsies, and just
as he's about to do it,

468
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:53,006
God's like, "No, my guy.
Just fucking with you.

469
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,241
"Just wanted to see
if you were gonna
go through with it."

470
00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:56,476
Loyal as fuck.

471
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,645
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.

472
00:15:58,678 --> 00:16:00,547
Basically, Jews
will always prevail.

473
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,382
- How?
- Well, we believe

474
00:16:02,415 --> 00:16:03,717
it's 'cause we
follow the simple rules:

475
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,085
we worship only one God,
we study the Torah

476
00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:06,753
to further understand
His brilliance,

477
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:08,488
we procreate and make
new little baby Jews,

478
00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:10,323
and we do
hella mitzvahs.

479
00:16:10,357 --> 00:16:11,691
Mad mitzvahs.

480
00:16:11,725 --> 00:16:13,660
Basically comes down
to being good people,

481
00:16:13,693 --> 00:16:15,228
doing good things things
out of the kindness

482
00:16:15,261 --> 00:16:17,163
of your hearts and not merely
for your own benefit.

483
00:16:17,197 --> 00:16:20,600
Hence, me risking my raysh by
welcoming you guys to JSwipe.

484
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:22,102
Aww.
Thanks, buddy.

485
00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:24,270
And furthermore,
educating you on Judaism,

486
00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:27,440
so that you can flex knowledge
on/impress Jewish broads.

487
00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:28,608
Thanks, bro.

488
00:16:28,675 --> 00:16:31,511
Got you. So...
you're honorary Jews now.

489
00:16:31,544 --> 00:16:33,246
When's your
first mitzvah?

490
00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:36,082
(Hockey buzzer sounding)

491
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,955
Holy fuck.

492
00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:43,757
Fuck a duck.

493
00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:46,526
This table's seeing
no shortage of fucks.

494
00:16:46,559 --> 00:16:48,762
Should we split?

495
00:16:48,795 --> 00:16:49,763
I'd rock a nap...

496
00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:52,032
- 'Kay.
- ...ish.

497
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:55,735
- Sex.
- Sex.

498
00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:58,138
BOTH: (Whispering)
Sex, sex, sex...

499
00:16:58,204 --> 00:16:59,572
Well...
(Sighing)

500
00:16:59,606 --> 00:17:01,408
...I'd hate
to dine and dash,

501
00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:03,543
but that's precisely
what we'll do.

502
00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:06,880
Wanna try and beat Super Mario
1, 2 and 3 on original NES?

503
00:17:06,913 --> 00:17:08,548
(Scoffs) Those games
don't hold up.

504
00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:11,618
Our palates have been
spoiled by the speed
of modern gaming.

505
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:14,154
Original Nintendo
is just far too slow.

506
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:15,488
What if we add rips?

507
00:17:15,555 --> 00:17:18,458
Well... only one way
to find out.

508
00:17:18,491 --> 00:17:19,492
- Sex.
- Sex?

509
00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:21,227
- Sex.
- Sex?

510
00:17:21,261 --> 00:17:22,629
Sex.

511
00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:23,963
ROALD:
Ya-hoo!

512
00:17:25,231 --> 00:17:27,667
Well, I think
there are three things

513
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:31,671
that guarantee a good
hangover: hunger, horny...

514
00:17:31,738 --> 00:17:33,506
- As hell.
- ...and hibernate.

515
00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:34,908
Boy howdy.

516
00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:37,010
You guys wanna
watch Twisters?

517
00:17:37,077 --> 00:17:38,511
Ooh, Helen Hunt.

518
00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:40,647
Rest in power,
Philip Seymour Hoffmans.

519
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,515
- And Bill Paxton.
- Is it on?

520
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:43,950
I figure like a
baker's dozen channels

521
00:17:43,983 --> 00:17:45,819
have it on loop
24 hours a day.

522
00:17:45,852 --> 00:17:47,921
- KATY: They do.
- Prove it.

523
00:17:50,523 --> 00:17:51,925
I like this
brunch program.

524
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:53,927
Finish mid-afternoon and
close the business down

525
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,595
siesta style
for a few hours.

526
00:17:55,628 --> 00:17:59,099
Good luck with
the hornies. Wait up!

527
00:18:04,304 --> 00:18:06,639
Jim Dick-Skins.

528
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:08,875
You, uh, hungover?

529
00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:11,945
BOTH: (Whispering)
Sex, sex, sex...

530
00:18:11,978 --> 00:18:13,213
Sex.

531
00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:15,381
REILLY:
Guys...

532
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:21,688
Boys, minutes into
honorary Jewhood,

533
00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:24,324
you're already
rippin' hype mitvahs.

534
00:18:24,357 --> 00:18:25,725
Oh, good thinking,

535
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,393
'cause you hate wheels on
bags for adults,

536
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,329
but these little bagel bites,
they kinda need them

537
00:18:29,362 --> 00:18:31,231
'til they grow big enough
to carry their own gear.

538
00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:34,067
You're never too young to
carry your bag into the rink.

539
00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:35,902
If you can't carry
your bag into the rink,

540
00:18:35,969 --> 00:18:38,304
you really shouldn't
be playing hockey.

541
00:18:38,338 --> 00:18:39,639
Selfless acts, boys.

542
00:18:39,672 --> 00:18:41,875
What do you say
we go smash some JSwipe?

543
00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:47,380
You know, we really appreciate
you risking your raysh for us.

544
00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:49,149
JONESY: We'll just give
you a head start.

545
00:18:49,182 --> 00:18:50,583
REILLY: Yeah.

546
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:53,186
Plenty to keep
us busy right here.

547
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,687
Like what?

548
00:18:54,721 --> 00:18:56,055
JONESY:
Go to Mommy.

549
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:00,727
Sick.

550
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,195
Tight.

551
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,931
Hype.

552
00:19:04,998 --> 00:19:06,499
♪ Wake up now,
you're gonna be late ♪

553
00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:08,001
♪ No excuses,
don't delay ♪

554
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:09,936
♪ See your face
and you can't relate ♪

555
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:12,005
♪ On and on and on
and on and ♪

556
00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:14,107
♪ Step in line and
take your place ♪

557
00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:15,842
♪ Believe it or not,
you like it this way ♪

558
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,844
♪ Peace and love,
it's good to be kind ♪

559
00:19:17,877 --> 00:19:20,046
♪ On and on and on
and on and on... ♪

560
00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:22,615
(Singing echoing
indistinctly)

561
00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:32,892
♪

562
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:37,630
♪ See the person,
see the hate ♪

563
00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:39,766
♪ See it coming
a mile away ♪

564
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,734
♪ Any time you
can't wait ♪

565
00:19:41,768 --> 00:19:43,803
♪ On and on and on
and on ♪

566
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,471
♪ Wake up now,
you're gonna be late ♪

567
00:19:45,538 --> 00:19:47,073
♪ No excuses,
don't delay ♪

568
00:19:47,106 --> 00:19:48,942
♪ See your face
and you can't relate ♪

569
00:19:48,975 --> 00:19:50,977
♪ On and on and on
and on and ♪

570
00:19:51,044 --> 00:19:52,779
♪ Step in line and
take your place ♪

571
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,447
♪ Believe it or not,
you like it this way ♪

572
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,616
♪ Peace and love,
it's good to be kind ♪

573
00:19:56,649 --> 00:20:00,453
♪ On and on and on
and on... ♪