1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,636 ♪ 2 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,516 You and your pals were talkin' about the newspaper 3 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,218 the other day... 4 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:21,721 They're cutting the Storks Reports from the Letterkennys Banners. 5 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:23,189 - Good. - Pardon? 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,558 - I said they're cutting the-- - I heard ya. 7 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:26,793 - Oh. - Good. 8 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,461 - Pardon? - I said, they're cutting the-- 9 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:29,829 - I was talking to Dary. - Oh. 10 00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:31,865 It's inappropriate to have a quarter-page column 11 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,502 on page two of the Banner always announcing which nut sacks had kids. 12 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:37,404 It's no more than an eighth of a page. 13 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,773 - That's splittin' hairs. - And it's only just often 14 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,308 on page two. - I'ds have it right up fronts 15 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:43,543 if I coulds. - Fucking 'eh. 16 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,813 Why do yous two like the Stork Report so much? 17 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:50,817 It's fun to reads. I gets to go, "Oh, they hads a kids!" 18 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,919 No, it's fun to read because I get to go... 19 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,721 Oh, they had a kid? 20 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,222 Should be all business on page two. 21 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,292 I open up the Banner to see important current events. 22 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,661 Like police briefs or a calf auction, 23 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,097 or Commanchero's Show'n Shine. 24 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,765 Letterkenny Legionnaires scores. 25 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:07,300 Banner Blitz with Dan McNee. 26 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,569 Not to see which nut sacks had kids, 27 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,205 and ekspecially under the title of "Stork Report". 28 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,706 Starks retorts. 29 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:16,810 Firstly, no Stork has carried a baby anywhere. 30 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,579 And secondly, Storks aren't even native to this area. 31 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,714 What if they calls it the Blue Herrons Reports? 32 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:24,250 Neither of those birds have carried babies anywhere. 33 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,053 Stop being cute, just gimme the news. 34 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,026 What? - Hmm? 35 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,627 Why are you lookin' at me so long for? 36 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:39,532 'Cause I think... what you've just said... is absurd. 37 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:42,469 - So a baby is about 10 pound. - If it's a big fuckin' fat one! 38 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,703 I was just ballparkin' it. 39 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:45,138 Pretty big fat fuckin' ballpark! 40 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,840 Okay so what if it's an 8-pound baby? 41 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,342 Who's gonna teach that stork to carry the baby, Wayne? 42 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,644 You? - I think it's pretty obvious. 43 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,913 - You think? - I do toos. 44 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:56,749 - Alright. Have at 'er. - A falconer. 45 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,686 - A falconer? - Yeah. 46 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:02,122 One who practices falconing. 47 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,124 Practices what? 48 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:06,993 Falconry. 49 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:10,096 Falconing is the acts of calling over a birds, Darys. 50 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:13,900 So if you call over any bird it's called falconing? 51 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:15,835 Mm-hmm. 52 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:18,705 - What about if it's a penguin? - You could still falcon it. 53 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:23,209 Waynes, is maybes yous confusing storks's with pelicans? 54 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:24,544 What if it's a turkey? 55 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,379 Well, turkeys get falconed all the time. 56 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:27,747 - Really? - There's probably someone 57 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,215 out there falconing one right now. 58 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,683 Did yous knows there's a birds 59 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:32,852 called the Blue-Footed Boobys? - You'd need two dozen storks 60 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:35,155 to get the baby airborne. Plus, you'd need some crazy 61 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,924 contraption so you could harness the thrust of 24 storks. 62 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,359 You need science on your side. 63 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,227 You'd have to have a good relationship with science. 64 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:44,030 And getting 24 birds to cooperate towards a common goal? 65 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,266 In today's social-political climate? 66 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,567 Huh. - Forget it. 67 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,904 Peregrine falcon. Or Pere-grin. 68 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,173 Fastest traveler of any bird of prey. 69 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,208 Top speed of about 240 mile 'n hour. 70 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:58,611 Works out to about 390s kilometers per hours, gives or takes. 71 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:01,147 - Wow. That's fast. - Fastest hunters 72 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,316 on planet earths. - So okay, Dary, Dary, okay... 73 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:05,585 Falconers falconing a Pere-grin. 74 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,587 Only elite falconers fucks with Peregrines. 75 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:10,423 The falconer puts his arm out, okay? 76 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:12,025 Goes... (whistles) 77 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,860 Means it's time for the bird to come over. 78 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,696 Now that cock sucker's dartin' around thousands of feet 79 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:19,065 in the air currentleh. - I'm thinking about 3500 feets. 80 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,434 That's exactly what I was thinking, about 3500. 81 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,536 Now he's got all sort of gopher, 82 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,072 ground hog and mouses below he could bomb down on 83 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,607 at any time, 240 mile 'n hour. 84 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:28,875 Eats whats he wants whens he wants. 85 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,277 But despite all that choice below, Dary. 86 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:33,279 - World's his oysters. - Unlimited options. 87 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,914 For snacks. - Shootin' fish in a barrels. 88 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,016 The Peregrine sees the falconers arm out. 89 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:39,118 Hears... (whistles) 90 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:42,222 And rather than pillaging the land, his land, 91 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,992 the world's fastest hunter says, "Mm-mm... I'm going to land 92 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,994 on that nut sacks' arm instead." 93 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:49,929 For what? A peanit. 94 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,564 Have to at least bes a cashews. 95 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,999 He'd have all sorta nut. 96 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:54,467 Wow. Falconers are powerful. 97 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,536 A falconer could get the Peregrine to pull its dick 98 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,471 out of his sweetie mid slide. 99 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:02,141 But you don't think it could get a Stork to carry a baby? 100 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,210 He's got you there, Darys. 101 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:09,983 How's yer beer? 102 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,951 Well, I'm not saying this changes anythings, 103 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:14,721 'cause like full credit to falconers and all that, but like... 104 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:18,591 I was confusing storks with pelicans. 105 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,627 (upbeat music) 106 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:29,302 (rock music) 107 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:32,138 There's gonna be more degens than there is us. 108 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:35,074 A distraction will be required to get the jump on them. 109 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:36,609 What do degens like? 110 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:37,877 Hanging bed sheets over windows? 111 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:39,479 Throwing gasoline on fires? 112 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,414 Driving with no shirt on? 113 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:42,949 I've got just the thing. 114 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,250 Watch this. 115 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,919 (rock music) 116 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,368 How many more times do you thinks we're gonna have to do this, good buddys? 117 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:37,070 - Do what? - Beats the shits 118 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,071 out of some degens. 119 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,572 Well, I think it'd be naive 120 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:41,307 to think this is the last time, good buddy. 121 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:43,710 It's fair to say one in ten peoples is degens. 122 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,411 - I'd say one in eight. - One in eight! 123 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,113 That would mean there's a degen among us, boys. 124 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:50,083 - McMurray. - Fine, two in sixteen. 125 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:53,252 Look, alls I'm saying is this. There's always gonna be degens. 126 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:56,723 Just as along as there's enough non-degens to balance them out. 127 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,624 - Yeah, like, stand up people. - Well-meaning folks. 128 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,493 - Classy individuals. - There's always gonna be 129 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:03,062 goods guys to beats the shits out of them when they needs its. 130 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,931 Yeah, there's always gonna be good guys. 131 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,432 Always gonna be really good guys. 132 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:07,767 Always always gonna be great guys. 133 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,469 - Friendly. - Neighbourly. 134 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,738 - Decent. - Noble. 135 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:13,873 Altruistic. 136 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,208 Magnanimous. 137 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,876 But do you wanna know what... 138 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:20,146 It sure is a pretty good time rounding up your pals 139 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:21,814 to take care of 'em. 140 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:24,484 (rock music) 141 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,925 (upbeat music) 142 00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:39,992 (panting) 143 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:46,065 Oh. Thank you. 144 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:48,468 (birds chirping) 145 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:00,112 (music playing in the distance) 146 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,491 - Boys. - Boys. 147 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,827 We've... been through a lot together. 148 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,697 We've done a pretty good job of staying out of each other's 149 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,399 ways over the years. That's probably for the best, you know. 150 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:24,303 Hockey players and hicks haven't traditionally gotten along well around here. 151 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:27,473 But after everything we've been through together, 152 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:29,442 all the times you've been there for us... 153 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,445 And all the times we've been there for you. 154 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,914 We just wanna say that... 155 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,383 You have our respect. 156 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:43,556 - We respect you. - You've earned it. 157 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,429 We... 158 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,665 We respect you! 159 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,707 I don't fuckin' care. 160 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,543 - Who are ya again? - I don't even know 161 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,444 what your names are. - Dorito head and Fun-Dip face. 162 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:08,614 Wanna know what? I've had more respect for cats who take dog size shits. 163 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,049 - Tostito twins. - Look at you, 164 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,684 you got a bum chin and a fucked up nose. 165 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,553 Does that bum chin twerk when you jumpin' rope? 166 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,621 You look like Stevie Wonder drew Johnny Bravo. 167 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,723 - The Bubblicious boys. - I have a hard time believing 168 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,959 your mom wasn't drinking hard bar with you in the womb. 169 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,160 Your mom loves Jager Bombs. 170 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,962 Your alarm goes off one morning, you say, 171 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,230 "Well, I fucked it all up." - Oopsie. 172 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,232 "I can hit snooze, my whole life's a waste." 173 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,967 - Piss up a rope. - You're a Jolly Rancher 174 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,569 and a honey nut cheerio. - The Cheeto chums. 175 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,804 Do yous ever just take a look in the mirror and think like... 176 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,839 this isn't necessary. - Were you dropped as a child? 177 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:35,241 I'll fuckin' drop you as an adult. 178 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,943 The gummy bear boy and the Kit-Kat kid. 179 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:38,444 How'd you make outta childhood 180 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:40,246 without sticking your tongue in a light socket? 181 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,048 - The Peanut Butter brothers. - Hey, tip 'em over, 182 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,316 let's see if Fruity Pebbles come out. 183 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,717 A honey comb and a cookie crisp. 184 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:46,385 You're a sour key and a sun chip. 185 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:49,188 - You like Fruit by the Foot? - You can fruit by the fuck off. 186 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:52,224 Reilly! Jonesy! I cooked you breakfast. 187 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,627 (both): This isn't over! 188 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:56,095 Jinx. You owe me a coke. 189 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,396 Cool. I'll feed it to the dogs. 190 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,864 - No! - Not the maple bacon! 191 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,367 That's the best bacon! - We're coming, Katy-Kat! 192 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,249 (upbeat music) 193 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,385 - We are not doing it, Roald. - We're doing it, Stewart. 194 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:21,420 - We are not doing it, Roald. - We're doing it, Stewart! 195 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:25,424 We've done it all! Over the years we've been small-town drug dealers, 196 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,059 big city drug dealers... 197 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,995 Got jacked and conquered other big city drug dealers... 198 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,129 Entertained the hard right 199 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,397 on the... (both): Dark web. 200 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,999 We're The Hottest Sex Imaginable. 201 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,266 The Hottest Sex Imaginable. 202 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,002 We shall not forget about 2cock Shakur. 203 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,004 - Just 2cock. - And most recently, 204 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:42,141 we had the sexiest after hours club Letterkenny has ever seen. 205 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,177 But Roald... none of our endeavors have failed 206 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,346 so epically as what you are suggesting. 207 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,048 - Stewart. - None of our ventures 208 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:52,652 have flopped so heroically as what you are proposing. 209 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,620 - Stewart? - Which is precisely 210 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,288 why we are not... - Stewart! 211 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,591 We are not rebooting Fartbook! 212 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,960 Or are we? (whimpering) 213 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,898 Or are we... - Stewart says we're not. 214 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,500 Ugh. Fine. Fluff you then. 215 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,935 - You took it from us, Glen. - Oh. And left it better 216 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:13,739 than I found it. And what the truck is wrong with that? 217 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:16,108 - You stole it! - Yous may think I stole 218 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:18,044 Fartbook from you, but cheese and rice, 219 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:21,447 that world was moving fast and it was leaving you behind. 220 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:24,050 I could match its pace. 221 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:27,319 Unfartunately, yous could not. 222 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:31,524 Come to think of it, I feel like something was holding you back 223 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,526 the whole time, Stewart. 224 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,065 Stewart? 225 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:44,336 It used to take talent for someone to want to point a camera at you. 226 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:49,909 Perhaps the greatest social breakthrough of our time, 227 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:53,579 or all time, is when the kids realized 228 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,481 that it takes no talent whatsoever 229 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,483 to point a camera at yourself. 230 00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:02,488 I came into Fartbook with a bit of gas and a dream. 231 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:05,157 Champion of the Bronx cheer. 232 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:07,626 The over saturation of amateurs 233 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,930 on the platform killed that dream. 234 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:14,567 They slipped in silently without us ever noticing. 235 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,104 Silent... but violent. 236 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,940 And like all Fartune 500 companies, 237 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,775 corruption slowly crept in. 238 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,845 The most powerful lobby of them all: Big Fartma. 239 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,980 The site was no longer about the fartist. 240 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:31,751 Almost overnight, it had become just one more victim 241 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,053 of the Gastro Industrial Complex. 242 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:38,691 But, Stewart, dareth you say it was all for not? 243 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,359 Yes, Glen. 244 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,761 I dareth. 245 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,063 (sighing) - Oh my gourd. 246 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,832 How sooneth we forget, Stewart. 247 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:51,170 Without Fartbook, there would be no OnlyFarts. 248 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,538 Fart work is work! 249 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,908 Fartbook walked so iToots could run. 250 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,043 Spotifart is the superior platform. 251 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,745 Cleared the chamber for iFartRadio. 252 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,647 Who after a successful GoFartMe campaign, 253 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:05,451 acquired YouToot, StinkedIn and Break Wind Mobile. 254 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,119 You're right, Glen. 255 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,855 I dareth not say. 256 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:12,892 So we're rebooting Fartbook, Stewart? 257 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:16,162 No, Roald. If we're going back to our roots, 258 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:20,065 we're going all the way back. 259 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,067 Further back than Fartbook? 260 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,602 To what? 261 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:26,939 A rave at the Ag Hall! 262 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:29,175 (birds chirping) 263 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:31,911 K. 264 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,815 - You sure? - Sure. 265 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,716 - Are you sure? - We are sure. 266 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,118 For sure, we're sure. (chuckling) 267 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,386 - Are you sure? - We're sure. 268 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:41,654 - You're sure? - That we're sure? 269 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,088 Yes, you're sure you're sure? 270 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,990 (all): We're sure. - Why? 271 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,725 Well, it's 'cause... 272 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,294 (mumbling) 273 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,763 Pardon? (mumbling) 274 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,765 - What? - 'Cause agricultural halls 275 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,466 are for agricultural music. 276 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,202 - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. 277 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,038 And we know how much you guys love country music. 278 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,406 No. 279 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,908 - You don't love country music? - No. 280 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,244 - Not even a bit? - Not one bits. 281 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,513 - Not one drill bit. - Not one bell pepper. 282 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,914 (both): Yahtzee. 283 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,482 Well... 284 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,351 Maybe one bell pepper. 285 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,987 - Yeah, maybe one drill bit. - Sure, one bits. 286 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,056 - You're sure? - We're sure. 287 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,458 Well, I think... Yeah, I like it a wee bit. 288 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,727 - A little dab'll do ya. - Everything in moderation. 289 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,462 Small doses are fine. 290 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:28,734 So... we can have a rave at the Ag Hall? 291 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,770 I just don't suppose it makes a ton of sense to limit 292 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,672 a choice venue like the Ag Hall 293 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:36,242 to a genre of music we only like one bell pepper. 294 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,879 (laughing) 295 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,247 Wow! 296 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,484 In the spirit of family! 297 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,253 Take about 20% off 'er, there, bud. 298 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,421 In the spirit of friendship! 299 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:50,422 - More. - Fellowship? 300 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,557 - More. - Camaraderie? 301 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,992 More. 302 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,528 In the spirit of community! 303 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:57,897 We... - The skids. 304 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,065 ...would like to cordially invite you... 305 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,600 The hicks. 306 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:06,005 To our rave at the Ag Hall! 307 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,510 (all): No thank you. 308 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,880 What's the point of having a rave at the Ag Hall 309 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,548 if no one comes again? 310 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,354 I'm sorry, are you talking to us? 311 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,391 - Was that not clear? - It wasn't crystal. 312 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,726 - Ditch the attitude, Aly-cat. - Bit muddy. 313 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,795 Fitting for a dirty girl, Bianca-donk! 314 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,130 - Roald. - Stewart. 315 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,798 Can you help us or not? 316 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,667 Can you believe we had sex with this guy? 317 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,035 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 318 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,569 Mm-hmm. Bro. Figure it out. 319 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,405 - Figure what out? - If they won't come 320 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,341 for rave music, figure out what music they will come for. 321 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,543 - Post-Emo Core Step? - No. 322 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,478 - Folktronic Glitch-A-Billy? - No. 323 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,347 - Extempo Freakbeat? - No. 324 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,982 - CanCon K-Pop? - No. 325 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,917 - Blue Eyed Countrypolitan? - No. 326 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,419 - Old School Nu-Metal? - No. 327 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,387 - Hamburger Brit Hop? - No. 328 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,656 - Nicaraguan Neo-Oldies? - No. 329 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,525 - Lo-Fi Billboard Prog? - No. 330 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,093 - Madrigal Speed Trap? - No. 331 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,628 - Tin Pan 2-Step? - No. 332 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,396 - Surf Trance Trip Twee? - No. 333 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:05,931 - Baltimore Acid Baroque? - No! 334 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,300 - Big Room Big Band Big Beat? - No! 335 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,568 Ugh! 336 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,737 Okay. Letterkenny consists of hicks, 337 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,640 skids and hockey players. - And Christians. 338 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,241 (hissing) 339 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,876 I told you we were done here, Glen. 340 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,745 Oh are we? 341 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,680 Are we? 342 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,382 If you want people to come, 343 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,117 just have a little something for everyone. 344 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,320 Brilliant. How are we gonna get the word out, Stewart? 345 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,390 We are going to put it on our fucking Facebook. 346 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:36,328 And you are going to put it on your fucking Facebook! 347 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,600 Fluff Facebook. 348 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,169 (rhythmic music) 349 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,663 (♪) 350 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,522 (needle slides off the record, music stops) 351 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,301 (crying) 352 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:35,340 (squealing) 353 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,982 (squealing) 354 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,785 (crying) 355 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,340 (banging) 356 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,708 Hey! 357 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,045 The fuckin' door's locked! 358 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,217 (breathing heavily) 359 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,885 Oh? 360 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,926 One of yous gonna let us in? 361 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,896 Yes! (clears throat) 362 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,297 Yes, of course! 363 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,399 Well, fucking pitter-patter! 364 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,269 (rock music) 365 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:41,900 Thank you, everyone. 366 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,101 Sincerely. 367 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,039 Thank you for coming to our hockey-themed hick rave. 368 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,575 - Blessed by the Lord. - As a special treat, 369 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:53,812 and as a token of our appreciation, 370 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:57,282 we've decided to debut our electronic remix 371 00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:00,285 of a local favourite. (imitates record scratching) 372 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:01,953 (exclaiming) 373 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,055 Pitter-patter. 374 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,590 - Dick skin? - Dickens. 375 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:07,726 Is my last name. 376 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,629 Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready... 377 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,798 - Ready, ready... - Ready... 378 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:17,436 ...for "Sun Darts - Reimagined?" 379 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,771 That's a Texas size 10-4. 380 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:21,873 Over and out. 381 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,844 (rock music) 382 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:59,478 (nostalgic music) 383 00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:17,255 ♪ Sun Darts - Reimagined ♪