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♪

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Your pal was telling a fight
story that was obviously fake

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the other day.
- How'd you know it was fake?

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Way too much talkins.

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Yous gonna have a smoke soons?

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I was gonna have
a smoke pretty soon, yeah.

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- I mights have a smoke now.
- Alright, I'd have a smoke.

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Yeah... Do you want to hear
my story or what?

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(lighter flicking)

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- Here we go now.
- I'm down Chilean Patagonia

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in Rio Serrano's finest piscina
and who do I see?

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The ripest tittied
Chilean Patagonian

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I've ever seen
and not by a c-hair.

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Oh yeah, what was her name?

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Then she starts Frenchin' me.
Outta nowhere.

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Showing you
how things are done
down in Chileans Patagonias.

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But then I feel a tap
on my shoulder.

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I turn around and
this great big fella,
he grabs me by the collar.

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Had to be a foot taller than me.

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Couldn't believe
how tall he was.

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What was he about 250lbs?

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He was 300lbs or I'm a Panda.

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- Big boy.
- It's pandemonium.

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So I look him,
dead in the eyes,

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and I says to him I says,
"Excuse me, big papi,

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I'm busy with this senorita."
- Uh-oh.

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He looks down at me...

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He wasn't already
lookin' at ya?

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And he says to me he says,

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"You're either crazy,
or you're tough as hell."

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And what did you says?

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I says "Look me in my eyes,
el capitane.

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I might be a bit of both."

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Like, you know what I mean,
like I might be both crazy
and tough as--

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Seems like you have lots
of conversations like this

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with really big guys rights
before you gets into a fights,
ehs, McMurrays?

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(laughing)
- It didn't end there.

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- Well, let's say it did.
- Oh, oh, oh now.

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Are you saying you doubt
that this ever happened,
Squirrelly Dan?

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- Which times?
- Which time?

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- Yeah, which times?
- Wayne!

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Oh keep your tits on, McMurray.

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Everybody knows this sort
of shit happens down there
all the time. Eh, Squirrelly D?

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Fuck, now that I think of it,
almost exact same thing

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happened to me last time
I was down Puerto Vallarta's
Zona Romantica.

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Eh, Squirrelly D?
(chuckling)

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- Who's Zona Romantica?
- Oh, yeah.

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Puerto Vallarta's
Zonas Romanticas.

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- What happened, Wayne?
- See, I'm just standing there

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drinkin' a beer, minding my own
business, next thing I know,

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this great big prick walks up,
kicks me right in the stomach.

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He was 350lbs
or I'm a Banjo Catfish.

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- What did you do?
- I caught his foot in the air,

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looked him dead in the eye
and I says, "Hey, muchacho ...

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No bueno."
- You see, Squirrelly D?

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Did I ever tells you guys
what happeneds to me last time

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I was down Governadors Valderes?
- No, sir. You did not.

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I was breaking the ice
over cocktails with this
little chicas .

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Her arms were hairier
than his.

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Sits down to tie my shoes,

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when a literal giants...

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He was 400lbs
or I'm a wet Pomeranian.

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Walks rights up to me, smacks
the hats cleans off my heads.

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- No!
- So I look skywards.

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- He was big as a house.
- Looks him dead in the eyes

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and I says to him I says,
"Gracias, Señors.

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Mights I's has anothers?"
(chuckling)
- Wicked.

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Do you wanna know what,
now that I think of it,
almost the exact same thing

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happened to me last time
I was down San Salvador
de Jujuy.

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- I remember this ones.
- Except this time,

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it was brothers.
Just walked right up to me

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and just started
tousling my hair.

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7 feet and wide
as they weres talls.

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These dudes flip bacon tarpless.

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These dudes don't give a fuck.
- How'd yous handle that one?

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I said, "Hey, hermanos,

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you better straighten up
and fly right."

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The peoples oughtta know! You
know.

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You think you're going down
having a nice relaxing vacay,

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down in Sudamerica, you got
another thing comin', boy!

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Nuevo Casas Grandes.

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- Vitorios de Conquistas.
- Jauzerio de Norte.

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Voltas Redondas.

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Oh, he was 500lbs
or I'm a Humboldt Penguin.

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600lbs or
I'm a Freshwater Eels.

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1 metric ton or
I'm a Common House Spider.

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- Golly.
- I says, "Hey, amigos ..."

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- Compadre.
- Paisanos.

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- Chum.
- Kick rocks.

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Mind your P's and Q's.

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Smoke 'em if you gots 'ems.

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What the fuck do I want
with a caravan

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that's got no fuckin' wheels?
- Oh! Wow.

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Is that right?
- No, McMurray.

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For fuck sakes...
- It's fucking fakes, McMurrays.

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Well, how the fuck
am I supposed to know that?

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Way too much talkin'.

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(upbeat music)

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Where's Dary?
- Quite contrary.

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I didn't see him
all day yesterday.

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You ever think Huey Lewis

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sounds a bit
like Sammy Hagar?

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- And where's Dan?
- Right here.

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There's a match
made in heaven.

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What?

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Clear eyes, full brims,
can't lose.

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You've always had
the Mennonite beard.

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Now you've got
the Mennonite hat.

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Just needs the B.O.

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That usually sets in
after lunch.

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- Check again.
- Here's Dan in this very smart

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chapeau while I'm still
puttin' sunscreen on my ears
like a sucker.

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This guy's trendy, he's hip,
he's happenin'.

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Pretty sure to wear that hat
you've gotta be able to run
a four-minute mile.

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You know, Dan, I'd pay you
for some fashion tips,

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but I know how you Mennonites
like the honour system.

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You already smell
like summer sausage.

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This was a gifts from
Lovynas Dycks.

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- Oh.
- Careful calling that a gift.

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- Hope you kept the receipt.
- I'd call it a re-gift.

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But fuck can they run.

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You know, the more times
I spends with her
and her peoples,

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the mores I see
merits in that lifestyles.

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You know, hard work,
peace-making,

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general service towards others.

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Yeah, and fuckin' poopin'
into a bucket in the yard.

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Dressing for winter all summer
sounds like a great time, Dan.

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Nothin' like the prospect
of shittin' into a hole

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to make you wanna
shake things up a bit, eh?

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Black flies can't get
to the backs of my ears

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as easilys, neithers.

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- Jimmy Dickens, how're ya now?
- Good'n you?

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- Not s'bad.
- Pretty sure to wear that hat

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you've gotta be able to throw
a barn up on lunch break.

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What brings you by?

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Yous have always known me

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as a mono-career man.

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The auctioneering profession has
been kind to me over the years.

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The job is in my soul.

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But is it in my heart?

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The plot thickens
for Jim Dickens.

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What's in your heart,
big fella?

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- Country music.
- Countrys musics?

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Country and western music, yes.

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- Is that right?
- Now, my love for the Boogie...

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- The Boot Scootin?
- Yes, my love

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of the Boot Scootin' Boogie is
no secret in these parts.

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But what I have kept
a closely guarded secret,

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is my lifelong desire to give it
a run like Brooks and Dunn.

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Get your fix like the Chicks?

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I'm good and keen
like Jason Aldean.

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Verse to the chorus
like Marens Morris.

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No restrain like
Shania Twain.

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Do it for the thrill
like Vince Gill or Faith Hill.

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But see, I wanna be better
than good like Carrie Underwood.

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Then quit stallin',
Morgan Wallen.

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- Get tryin' Luke Bryan.
- Seize the days like Ladys A's.

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Y'all are so nice.
Like Lee Bice.

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You know, Huey Lewis
is supposed to have the biggest
horn in rock'n roll.

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Oh, you know,
Sammy's got a hammer too.

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My plan is to jump in
head first.

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Write a song.
Make a music video.

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Put it on YouTube,
see what happens.

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That's what YouTube's for, cowboy.

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Just throwin' shit on the wall
and seein' what sticks.

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Now, I know how much yous love
country music.

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- No.
- Yous don't love country music?

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- No.
- But... you're farmers.

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- Yup.
- You wear plaid,

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you shovel shit,
you grow vegetables,

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you live in the country.
You quite literally exist

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in the heart of the genre.

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But you don't love
country music.

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Not even a bit?
- Not one bits.

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- Not one drill bit.
- Not one bell pepper.

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Yahtzee.

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Well, do you wanna know what,
I guess I...

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I guess I do like it
a wee bit.

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- That'll do!
- Yeah, a dab'll do ya.

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- Everything in moderation.
- Small doses is all rights.

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I need all the help I can get.

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And when a friend asks
for help...

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(together): You help' em.

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Thank you, friends.

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Now come.

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Let's join the others.

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The others?

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- Squirrelly Dan.
- Stewrats.

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Pretty sure to wear that hat

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you have be able to pickle
peas with ease.

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Who amongst us is familiar
with AI?

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Artificial intelligence.

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Correct. Roald and I
were forced to use

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artificial intelligence because...

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You have no
actual intelligence?

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(hissing)
- Because we possess limited

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knowledge of country music,
Sharon, Lois and Brim.

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- Country and western.
- How do you know what AI is?

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That's what porno sites use
to show you what you might
like to jerk off to.

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Through the use of AI
found on the...

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(both): Dark Web.
- ...Roald and I were able

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to determine the two
essential elements necessary

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in constructing a hit country
music song.

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(farting)

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The two essential elements
necessary in constructing

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a hit country music song
are as follows.

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Number one: a unique hook.

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Which must also be used
as the title of the song.

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- Thank Gods
I'ms A Countrys Boys?
- Dig deeper.

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- 5 O'clock Somewheres?
- Deeper.

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Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy!

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(neighing)
- Giddy-up.

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And that particular title
teaches us a valuable lesson

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in the process:
just because it's unique,

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doesn't mean it can't be dumb.

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Dumb is almost preferable
in a unique hook

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for a hit country song.
- Country and western!

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We're looking for contagious
dialogue here, people!

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Quotables!

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- She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy?
- Dumber.

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No Shirt, No Shoes,
No Problem?

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- Dumber.
- I've got it.

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Beer For My Horses.

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Bingo!

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Or an activity.
Something that you all do,

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something along the lines of,
oh I don't know...

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Fishin' In The Dark.

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Darts?
- I was gonna say that too.

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It's mostly just
smokin' darts.

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But it needs to be
more catchy,

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more crafty, more clever.

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Needs to be more... poetic.

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How about... Smokin' Darts
In the Rain?

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- No, you can'ts do thats.
- Because then your...

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00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:18,724
Because then your dart
would go out.

236
00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,826
Okay, so you're smokin'
darts when it's dry.

237
00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:22,695
Well, it'll have to be dry
to smoke 'em.

238
00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,564
Dry darts... blue sky darts...

239
00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,333
- Best darts are
whens it's warms.
- Hot darts?

240
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,001
We're not tryin'
to fuck darts, McMurray.

241
00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,336
I'll try anything once.

242
00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:31,771
Smokin' in the summer...

243
00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,873
- Smokin' summer darts...
- Smokin' in the sun...

244
00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:36,075
Darts when it's sunny. It's...

245
00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:37,443
(gasping)

246
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,114
(both): Sun Darts.

247
00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,919
Our hit single shall be christened...

248
00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:48,354
Sun Darts!

249
00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:49,722
It's perfect.

250
00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:51,624
(moaning)

251
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:54,093
Katy.
- What's number two?

252
00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,828
What Dan takes into a bucket

253
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,296
behind the house
by the looks of him.

254
00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:00,433
The second essential necessary
element in writing

255
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,002
a hit country song?
(laughing)

256
00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:07,406
As much hick shit as possible.

257
00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,709
- What?
- The goal with number two

258
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:13,279
is to trigger the emotions or
tug the heart strings of hicks.

259
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,748
And you do that by packing in

260
00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:18,884
as much hick shit
as humanly possible.

261
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:22,722
And at the top of that list
should and shall be...

262
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,625
yer mama, and yer daddeh.

263
00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:30,529
Hyper important to any hit
country and western single:

264
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,165
yer mama, and yer daddeh.

265
00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:35,635
What are you supposed to say
about yer mama, and yer daddeh?

266
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,003
The meaning is irrelevant.

267
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:40,439
Of importance are the words:
mama and daddeh.

268
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:43,142
So just... yer mama
and yer daddeh?

269
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,111
Well, yer mama
and yer daddeh...

270
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,746
My mama and my daddeh.

271
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,382
So it could be anybody's mama
or could be anybody's daddeh?

272
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,751
Could be more than one mama
and more than one daddeh.

273
00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,619
If you've got multiple
mamas and daddehs,

274
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,021
you're really rockin'.

275
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,489
Everyone loves a good story,

276
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,291
but this genre is
impossibly forgiving

277
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,927
when it comes to logic
in the message.

278
00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,363
You've already got
your unique hook...

279
00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:05,698
(all): Sun darts.

280
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,233
Now you need only insulate it

281
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,969
with as much hick shit
as possible.

282
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,370
Like...
- Trucks?

283
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,105
- Truck parts even.
- Dirt roadins?

284
00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,674
- Muddin!
- Blue jeans!

285
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,375
Your favorite jean jacket.

286
00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:18,878
Sunsets, steel toes,
swimmin' holes!

287
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,713
And there you have it!

288
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:21,814
The formula!

289
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,149
(together): What do we do now?

290
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,551
Roald and I will engross
ourselves in manufacturing

291
00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:28,854
the song using AI, algorithms
and bots.

292
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,523
Then...

293
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,826
We shall reconvene to
shoot the video.

294
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,194
Shoot the video.

295
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,798
Here's somethin',
my first time jerkin off

296
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,666
was to Shania Twain's midriff
in the video

297
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,635
for Any Man Of Mine.

298
00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,171
Let's go, girls.

299
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:48,007
(rock music)

300
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,712
- Don't bother, bro.
- Huh?

301
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,580
- She's a babe.
- She's a mega babe.

302
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,282
- She's a 10ski.
- She's a 12ski.

303
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,784
- But she's unavailable.
- How do you know?

304
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,053
It's almost not
worth repeating.

305
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:02,922
- What isn't?
- What she said to us

306
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,257
when we took a run at her.
- You took a run at her?

307
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,692
(laughing)
- Of course we did, bro.

308
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,260
You miss a hundred
of the shots you don't take.

309
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,229
- A hundred percent, buddy.
- A hundred percent?

310
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,597
- Hundy p.
- What did she say?

311
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:13,332
Well, we started
with the standard...

312
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,967
- He's Reilly.
- And he's Jonesy.

313
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,602
(both): And we're
from Letterkenny.

314
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:17,937
And then?

315
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:21,073
She said they look like
a couple dads from Teen Mom.

316
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,374
(chuckling)
- Really?

317
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,743
Then she said they look like

318
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,377
if Dorito's made humans.

319
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,581
Then she asked me
if I'd ever been told
I look like Charly Hunnam.

320
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,983
And I said no.
And then she said--

321
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,551
I said you didn't
let me finish.

322
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:35,855
You look like Charly Hunnam's
funhouse mirror reflection.

323
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,390
- Almost not worth repeating.
- You look like Charlie Hunnam

324
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,993
if he was born in Chernobyl.
- Last time we try to wheel you.

325
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,929
I've seen better wheels
on a Dodge Neon at the dump.

326
00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:47,133
Hey, are you that
really funny guy

327
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,468
my brother was telling me about
from the bar the other night?

328
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:51,737
- I don't think so.
- I think you are.

329
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:57,576
Six feet tall, blue cover-alls,
cute curly hair.

330
00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,912
It's Daryl, right?
- Yes.

331
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,214
- I'm Harley.
- Oh, like Harley Davidson?

332
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,917
I was named after
Topper Harley, actually.

333
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,287
You wanna come to a party?

334
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,494
While Dick Skin rehearses
the number,

335
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,196
we shall tackle the video.

336
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,632
Through the use of polling.
- Mmm, polling.

337
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,033
- Roald.
- Stewart.

338
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,935
Roald and I were able
to determine the two essential

339
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:26,605
elements necessary
in constructing a hit
country music video.

340
00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:29,809
Remember when you said the
first time you ever jerked off

341
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,344
was to Shania Twain's video
for Any Man Of Mine?

342
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,513
- Yeah.
- I'd have thought you'd said...

343
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,115
That Don't Impress Me Much?

344
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,850
No, I'd have thought
that he'd said...

345
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,286
If You're Not In It For Love.
- I'm Outta Here?

346
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,455
Yeah, If You're Not In It
For Love, I'm Outta Here.

347
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,625
She was pretty sexy
in the video for Man I Feel
Like A Woman.

348
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:49,028
- Too many dudes in that one.
- Funny you mention it.

349
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,696
Because the first time
I ever jerked off

350
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,631
was to that Shania Twain video.
- Roald.

351
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,333
I thought, isn't this funny?

352
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,469
Who'd have thought
I'd be jerking off to
a Shania Twain video?

353
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,839
(laughing)

354
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,676
Number one!
Man stuff.

355
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,278
- What's man stuffs?
- Come here, I'll show ya.

356
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,681
Well, basically, things
that yous would do

357
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:12,284
every single day of your lives,
but things Roald and I

358
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:17,289
may never do in the entirety
of our existence... ces.

359
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,758
- Such as?
- Fixin' your truck.

360
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,861
- Shootin' skeet.
- Cookin' meat.

361
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,629
- Fishin'.
- Arm wrasslin'.

362
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,998
Chuckin' the ol'
pig skin around.

363
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,133
Just hawkin' a big loogie.
(spitting)

364
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,803
- Starting a fire.
- Maybe putting a little

365
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,338
sunscreen on each
others backs.

366
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,339
Swingin' an axe.

367
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,840
Take a nice dip
in the lake after.

368
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,709
- Chugging a beer.
- Maybe a shirtless

369
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:37,910
shoving match after.
I don't know.

370
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,079
(laughing)

371
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,348
We're gonna shoot you guys

372
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,017
performing a plethora
of man stuff.

373
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,719
An abundance of man stuff.

374
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,888
An overabundance of man stuff.

375
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,522
A super abundance!

376
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,426
But for now...
just smokin' darts.

377
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,962
Just smokin' darts
in this parts of the yards?

378
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,531
Right there, this part
of the yard. In the sun.

379
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,434
Why would we come out
to this part of the yard
just to smoke some darts?

380
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:05,037
Wanna know what,
I can remember actually
smoking multiple darts

381
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,739
at the same time
in this part of the yard.

382
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,908
- That's called poly-dartins.
- Polly Dartin!

383
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,776
That was my drag name briefly.

384
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,311
I was workin' 6 to 9.

385
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,413
But wait.
What's the number two thing?

386
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:15,848
What Dan takes into a bucket

387
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,583
behind a big Maple tree,
by the look of him.

388
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,718
The second essential element
necessary in constructing

389
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:22,388
a hit country music video.
- Stewart.

390
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,793
Babes.

391
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,795
You ever been out here before?

392
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,196
I'm from Donegal.

393
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,365
Everyone there says if
you're coming to Letterkenny,

394
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,434
this is the spot.

395
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,503
See anyone you know?

396
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,574
- No.
- Daryl!

397
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,743
(laughing)

398
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:48,580
That stuffed shirt can suck cold
shit through a wool sock!

399
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,982
He's been saying that
all week.

400
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,784
I see you met my sister.

401
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,752
This is the dude who owes me
a shot, right?

402
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,587
Can confirm.
How'd you find him?

403
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,489
Who says good men
are hard to find?

404
00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,059
I got one for you, big chief.

405
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,261
You take your sister
to the plowing match

406
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,396
and everyone tries to plow her!
(laughing)

407
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,931
Daryl.

408
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,069
I thought you said you didn't
know anyone here?

409
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,938
- He's an acquaintance.
- An acquaintance?

410
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,107
I'm hurt by that, Daryl.

411
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,276
There was a time you thought
I was a good guy.

412
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,644
Thought you were
a really good guy.

413
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,479
You thought I was a great guy.

414
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,082
But now you think
I'm just a... what?

415
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,650
He said acquaintance.

416
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,885
You've walked right into
the lion's den, Daryl.

417
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,222
Lion's Den? I thought
it was called The Mansion?

418
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,360
It was.

419
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,529
Right before we started
calling it The Palace.

420
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:41,567
For a short while there,
we called it The Kingdom.

421
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,937
But now it's The Lion's Den.

422
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,939
Yous seem a bit
on edge, gents.

423
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,341
Care to smoke a gate way?
- Yeah, sort yourselves out.

424
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,610
- He ain't one of us.
- One of who?

425
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,145
- Us.
- Us or yous?

426
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,080
- Us and yous.
- So we're us?

427
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,016
- You're yous.
- And we're yous?

428
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,118
- We're yous.
- Wait, what are yous?

429
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,754
- Us.
- We're all us.

430
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,323
Except Daryl.
- A hick.

431
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,091
- I'm a hick.
- I'm a hick.

432
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,527
No, Daryl has a different
name for us.

433
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,496
What is it you call us, Daryl?

434
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,032
Go on.

435
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:16,268
Tell your new pals what it is
you hicks like to call us.

436
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,838
Degens.

437
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,511
Sure. Sure.

438
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,079
Yeah, I always thought
I was a hick,

439
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,881
but I guess I could be
a bit of a degen.

440
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,516
I'm a bit of a degen too.

441
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,218
You know what...

442
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,155
So is Daryl, he's a degen.

443
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,456
No, I'm not.

444
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:39,958
You're still
in your barn clothes.

445
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,661
A hot-ass girl invites you out
to a party.

446
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,596
- You mean, your sister?
- And you didn't even think

447
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,432
to change out of your
muddy rubbers?

448
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,967
That's shit on those rubbers.

449
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,502
Even more degen of him.

450
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:53,072
- But I don't mind.
- Your hair's dirty.

451
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,274
Teeth are yellow. You got food
down the front of your shirt

452
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,242
and even wiped your nose
on your sleeve.

453
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,844
The smell of darts on you

454
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,280
is more overpowering
than the manure stink.

455
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,415
Look around, good buddy.

456
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,885
You don't stand out.
You fit in!

457
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,922
I think it's about time
you start looking at yourself
in the mirror.

458
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,057
Like, you always thought
you were a hick, but...

459
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,726
...you're a degen.

460
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:18,630
Folks, you've always known me
as a mono-career man.

461
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:22,734
The auctioneering profession has
been kind to me over the years.

462
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,503
The job is in my soul.

463
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:28,907
But the amount of time
I've spent denying what is
truly in my heart...

464
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:33,078
Well, frankly,
it sickens Jim Dickens.

465
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,747
This week, and throughout
this journey,

466
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,817
I have truly learned that
when a friend asks for help,

467
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,586
well, gosh darn, you help them.

468
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,156
Thank you to all of my friends.

469
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,691
- And AI.
- Algorithms!

470
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,759
- Bots!
- Them too.

471
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,428
Thank you.

472
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,264
Today, I give it a run
like Brooks and Dunn.

473
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,665
Get your fix
like the Chicks.

474
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,934
I'm good and keen
like Jason Aldean.

475
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,803
Verse to the chorus
like Marens Morris.

476
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,771
No restrain like Shania Twain.

477
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,441
Do it for the thrill
like Vince Gill or Faith Hill.

478
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,844
But see, I wanna be better
than good like Carrie Underwood.

479
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,813
Then quit stallin',
Morgan Wallen.

480
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,481
Yeah, get tryin' Luke Bryan.

481
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,150
Seize the days like Ladys A's.

482
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,186
Y'all are so nice.
Like Lee Bice.

483
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,654
So you don't think Huey Lewis

484
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,156
sounds a wee bit
like Sammy Hagar?

485
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:20,859
Ladies and gentlemen, without
further adieu...

486
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,864
We're talking about Sun Darts.

487
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,100
(applause)

488
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,302
{\an8}(country music playing)

489
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,084
♪ Her daddy was a drifter ♪

490
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,220
♪ Her momma just wasn't right ♪

491
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:53,258
♪ Her brother said forgive her
But her sister put up a fight ♪

492
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:56,428
♪ But when the moon goes down
and the lights come up ♪

493
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,963
♪ It's a lonely one ♪

494
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:03,502
♪ If you need me I'll be smoking
darts in the sun ♪

495
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,674
♪ Talkin' bout sun darts ♪

496
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,009
♪ Talkin' bout broken hearts ♪

497
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,946
♪ Talkin' bout teenage love
and truck parts ♪

498
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,682
♪ Talkin' bout county fairs
and golf-karts ♪

499
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:21,220
♪ Take me right back
to the start Sun darts ♪

500
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,121
♪ Woo ♪

501
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,931
♪ Steel toe, country livin'
Softball, Southern women ♪

502
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:35,400
♪ Dirt bike, hitch hike,
big pike, fuckin' right ♪

503
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,036
♪ Muddin, pissin, huggin,
kissin, freaky techno music
dissin' ♪

504
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:40,305
♪ Just my high school
sweetheart that I'm missin' ♪

505
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,176
♪ I might be too drunk
to fire a gun ♪

506
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:49,815
♪ So if you need me I'll be
smoking darts in the sun ♪

507
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,886
♪ Talkin' bout sun darts ♪

508
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,589
♪ Talkin' bout broken hearts ♪

509
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,726
♪ Talkin' bout teenage love
and truck parts ♪

510
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,961
♪ Talkin' bout county fairs
and golf-karts ♪

511
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,864
♪ Take me right back
to the start ♪

512
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,666
♪ Sun darts ♪

513
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:18,443
♪ Talkin' bout sun darts ♪

514
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,415
♪ Yer mama and yer daddeh ♪

515
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,785
♪ I'm talkin' bout sun darts ♪

516
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,687
♪ Talkin' bout sun darts ♪

517
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,425
♪ Yer mama and yer daddeh ♪

518
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,464
♪ Talkin' bout sun darts ♪

519
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,136
♪ Yer mama and yer daddeh ♪

520
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:51,009
♪ Yeah I might be too drunk
to fire a gun ♪

521
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:57,015
♪ So if you need me I'll be
smoking darts in the sun ♪

522
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,818
♪ Out there with everyone ♪

523
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,120
♪ Talkin' bout sun darts ♪

524
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,790
♪ Talkin' bout broken hearts ♪

525
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,459
♪ Talkin' bout teenage love
and truck parts ♪

526
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:10,195
♪ Talkin' bout county fairs
and golf-karts ♪

527
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,764
♪ Take me right back
to the start ♪

528
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:14,800
♪ Hell yeah sun darts ♪

529
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,302
♪ Talkin' bout broken hearts ♪

530
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,172
♪ Talkin' bout teenage love
and truck parts ♪

531
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,041
♪ Talkin' bout county fairs
and golf-karts ♪

532
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,877
♪ Take me right back
to the start ♪

533
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:27,846
♪ Sun darts ♪

534
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:39,057
♪ Steel toe, country livin'
Softball, Southern women ♪

535
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:41,493
♪ Dirt bike, hitch hike,
big pike, fuckin' right ♪

536
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:44,129
♪ Muddin, pissin, huggin,
kissin, freaky techno music
dissin' ♪

537
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:46,631
♪ Just my high school
sweetheart that I'm missin' ♪

538
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:50,569
♪ I might be too drunk
to fire a gun ♪

539
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:56,074
♪ So if you need me I'll be
smoking darts in the sun ♪

540
00:22:57,776 --> 00:23:00,112
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