1 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:16,725 ALL: Happy Victoria Day long weekend! 2 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,732 - Well, bit fuckin' cold for a May long. 3 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,692 - May run. - May 2-4. 4 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,653 - Well, it's on more weekend of snow if you're out 'Berta. 5 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:30,906 - Victorias Days longs weekends is a Canada-wide statuaries 6 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,950 holidays in Mays where we celebrates formers 7 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,202 Queens of Englands, Queens Victorias. 8 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,620 - I knew that. 9 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,996 - I did not know that. 10 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,456 - How do I know you? 11 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,250 - Isn't it... Shawny? 12 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,252 - Correct. Of Johnny, Shawny, and Jaker. 13 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:45,587 - That's right, and you was with those other guys... 14 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,214 - Correct. Matty, Patty, and Blaker. 15 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,550 - Okay, so it was Johnny, Shawny, and... 16 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,134 - Jaker. - And Matty, Patty, and... 17 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,803 - Blaker. - Now I remember. 18 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,513 - I didn't forget. 19 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:57,266 - Thank you for inviting me to your May 2-4 party, Gail. 20 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:58,517 - 'Kay. 21 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,687 - And to everyone else, even though it's a week apart, 22 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,689 Happy US Memorial Day long weekend. 23 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,899 Formerly known as Decoration Day, 24 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,485 Memorial Day is a federal holiday to honor 25 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:12,531 those who died while serving the United States Armed Forces. 26 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,199 - Hear, hear! 27 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,243 MCMURRAY: [slurring] Youse didn't just start celebrating 28 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,120 Queen Victoria's happy birthday without us, did youse? 29 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,371 - Nope. 30 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,331 - We're toasting to fallen American soldiers. 31 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:24,543 - Now, how about youse join us for something Canadian, ya Yankee. 32 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,921 - Can do, so long as you don't let my granddad from Mississippi 33 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,131 hear you call me that. 34 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,758 - Queen Victoria's reign as matriarch of the British Empire 35 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,303 lasted from 1837 to 1901. 36 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,471 - That's right. Two completely different centuries. 37 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,640 - That's right, baby, she reigned through two of 'em cocksuckers. 38 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,642 - That's impressive history, Ms. Mac. 39 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,313 - Studying pretty much every day of the week then, eh? 40 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,982 - And when she reigned it poured! Queen Victoria had nine kids. 41 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:49,318 - Mm-hm, that's right, and of those nine children 42 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,361 they produced 42 grandchildren. 43 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,446 That's a lot of fuckin'! 44 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:56,992 Eight by the same dude! 45 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,327 - [slurring] Spoke five languages. 46 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:01,663 - Five. English, German, French, Italian, Latin, 47 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:02,956 and occasionally dabbled in Hindu. 48 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,166 - She dabbled in Hindu? - Mm-hm. 49 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,293 I imagine because at the time 50 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,920 she could say to her servants "Hey, 51 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,048 why the fuck is that dude trying to kill me again? Stab him." 52 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,261 Now, Prince Albert was her first cousint, 53 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,679 which is noteworthy, 54 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:20,098 but I'm sure it's fair to say, you know, of those nine children 55 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,518 and 42 grandchildren, not a one of them negatively affected. 56 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,269 MRS. MCMURRAY: And all this at under five feet tall, so. 57 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,562 - Hear, hear! 58 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,898 - To the Grandmother of Europe, that's what I always say! 59 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,858 - That's right, baby. 60 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,027 Johnny. - I'm Shawny. 61 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,362 - That's right. It was-- 62 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,530 - Johnny, Shawny, and Jaker. 63 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,739 - And those other dudes were-- 64 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:36,990 - Matty, Patty, and Blaker. 65 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,575 - Now I remember. 66 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:39,910 - What brings youse up to Letterkenny? 67 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,662 - Gail invited me. 68 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:45,040 - Didn't get all the way around the bases the first time. 69 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,126 - And to say, hey, I've got a couple American cousints who aren't 70 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,504 legal drinking age down stateside just yet. 71 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,381 I was hoping you wouldn't mind if I invited them 72 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:56,301 across border to enjoy some long weekend beverages with us, 73 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,221 and the luxury of your far more liberal drinking age. 74 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:02,182 - [groaning] That's the worst parts abouts Victorias Days 75 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,434 longs weekends, underage Americans-- 76 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,729 - Underage down south. Completely legal up here. 77 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,482 - Underage Americans with their Little League fucking 78 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,984 bantam weight drinkin' habits. 79 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:14,444 - Always a silver lining there, big fella. 80 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,738 You might call it the worst part of Victoria Day, 81 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,448 but they call it the best part of Memorial Day. 82 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,075 - Hey, baby. - Mm? 83 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,493 - Speaking of cousints. 84 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,328 - Oh, shit. That's right. 85 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,038 Shit, speaking of first cousints, 86 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,707 have we's got news for youse. 87 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,376 - Is that right? - 'Cause we've got news for yous. 88 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,879 - Youse want us to go first with our newses for youses? 89 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,214 - Well sure and we'll follow up with our newses for youses. 90 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,926 - Alright, so, this May 2-4 is a very special occasion, 91 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:42,222 because my cousint Amelia and her husbandt Liam 92 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,766 are coming for a visit for the very first time 93 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,310 all the way from New Zealand! 94 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,644 - Is that right? - Mm-hm. 95 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,855 - Well, that tees up our news for youse. 96 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,565 - I'm on the edge of my seat. - You wanna know what? 97 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,359 For the very first time ever, our cousint Oliver 98 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,945 and his lady Piper are coming all the way up from Australia. 99 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,364 - [Aussie accent] Comin' all the way down from 'Straya! 100 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:02,117 - [Aussie accent] Crikey! Right from down under! 101 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,827 - Where they swim in the angry blue! 102 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,787 - Hey, throw another shrimp on the barbie? 103 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,497 - Ah, heaps of shrimp, mate. Heaps of shrimp. 104 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,249 - They call 'em prawns there actually. 105 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,542 - Let's get maggot! 106 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,294 - Oy, let's get blotto! 107 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,587 - Let's get trolleyed! 108 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,215 - Oy, let's get just fucking cunted! 109 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,341 - Off my tits! 110 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,926 - Pissed as a newt, I reckon! 111 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,594 - Yeah, nah, let's crack on. 112 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,388 - Hey, diddly dang-dang doo. 113 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,516 - Jeez, and we gets the gears for talkings funnies. 114 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,267 Whats the hells is they even saying? 115 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,228 - I sure fuckin' look forward to introducing our cousints 116 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,687 to your cousints, that's all I know. 117 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,481 - Tell me about it, 'cause they're neighboring countries. 118 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,191 - Australia's a continent. 119 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,609 - Well, either way, 120 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,277 I'm sure they're gonna get on like a house on fire. 121 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,988 - Oh! Maybe don't mention fire around our cousints. 122 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,324 They're likely a wee bit rattled from the big one. 123 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,867 - Your terms are acceptable. 124 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,744 Well, they'll get on like gangbusters then. 125 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,079 - Sure. 126 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,705 Like Canadians and Americans. 127 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,874 - Well, bring 'em all by. We'll share the wealth. 128 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,252 - For the common good. - For the Commons-wealths! 129 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:54,711 - Hear, hear! 130 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,714 - Hey. [gasping] 131 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,591 - What do ya got? - What do you got? 132 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,635 - What do ya got? - What do you got? 133 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,012 BOTH: Okay. So. I'll go. 134 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,514 - You go. - I'll go first. 135 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,266 - No, you go. - I'll go first. 136 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:10,853 For this years' May 2-4 weekend fireworks celebration 137 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:13,063 we've got, Jonesy... 138 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,648 Sprinklers. 139 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,650 Volcanoes. 140 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,151 Sparklers for the kids. 141 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,736 And the dagger? 142 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,280 Roman candles, boys. 143 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,531 - C'est complis? 144 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:23,365 - Yeah. 145 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,992 - Consumer fireworks? 146 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,286 [giggling] How puerile. 147 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,370 - Stewart. - Huh? 148 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,580 - How asinine. - Stewart. 149 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,581 - Huh? 150 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,166 - Milk-fed! Un-weaned! Boyish! 151 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,961 - There are three classes of fireworks in Canada. 152 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,671 And yours are class one... 153 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,755 BOTH: Consumer! 154 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,008 [both laughing] 155 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:45,137 - Innocuous. Banal. Un-disruptive. 156 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,513 - What do you got? 157 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,473 - Class two! - Display. 158 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,727 - High-hazard. Pernicious. Chancy. 159 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,689 Shells. - Boom! 160 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:56,982 - Cakes. - Oh! 161 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,275 Boom-boom-boom-boom boom-boom-boom-boom-boom! 162 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,401 [both laughing] 163 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:02,738 - Fifty-six shot double Roman Candles. 164 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:05,699 [imitating machine gun] 165 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,951 Good luck attracting a crowd with that débitage. 166 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,411 - Huh? - Raff! 167 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,038 Tripe! Crapola. 168 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,790 - Wait, you said there was a third class? 169 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,377 - Yeah, we said there was a third class. 170 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,128 - What is it? 171 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,630 - Irrelevant! 172 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,007 That's for professional use only. 173 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:25,219 Only a true virtuoso has access. 174 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,262 - A what? - You must be adept! 175 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,097 Adroit! Dexterous. 176 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,266 - [groaning] We get it! 177 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,560 You have a big volcableberry. 178 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,354 - Yeah, congrats on your big volcambulary, 179 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:38,774 but we just want to know what the name of the third class is called. 180 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,151 ♪ 181 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,945 ♪ Life and... ♪ 182 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:46,990 ♪ 183 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:47,991 ♪ Death ♪ 184 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,411 ♪ 185 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,412 ♪ Death ♪ 186 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:56,083 ♪ 187 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,292 ♪ Death ♪ 188 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:01,338 ♪ 189 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,132 - Special Effects Pyrotechnics. 190 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,595 My gourd, if you think it is hot out there 191 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,973 you should try hopping in this thing with your friend Glen. 192 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,684 Phew! [laughing] 193 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,686 Seriously, though. It sleeps two. 194 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:17,813 WOMAN: Stretch my legs. 195 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,316 Oh, man. 196 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,987 Bloody hell. 197 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:27,114 - Well, cunt of a flight Wayne-O, 198 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,825 but we've made it to bumfuck Timbuktu. 199 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:31,827 You got some hard yakka for us mate? 200 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,829 - That sounds like my cousint Oliver. 201 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:37,583 - Bloody oath. How ya goin'? 202 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,710 - Good 'n you? - Plaid on plaid. 203 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,379 - Not so bad. - Looks pretty bad to me, mate. 204 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,505 - And who's this Sheila? 205 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:44,631 - Oli, Oli, Oli! 206 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,884 - Oi, oi, oi! 207 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,761 Check out this little ripper. 208 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,305 This is my missus. Piper. 209 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,390 P love, these are my rellies, Wayne and Katy. 210 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,975 - How ya goin'? ALL: Good 'n you? 211 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,393 - Yeah, nah, grouse mate. 212 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,728 What're you guys up to this arvo? 213 00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:59,313 - I think we're looking at it, P Love. 214 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:02,107 - Ah, fuck me, nice to be outta Brizzie for a bit, eh? 215 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,525 - She's sweet as lollies. 216 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,736 I told her all about you lovable cockheads. 217 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:06,945 - So, how was the trip? 218 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,115 - Yeah, nah, took us fuckin' 36 hours to get here, mate, 219 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,450 but we got on the piss and had a root. 220 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:12,784 Mile high club and that, eh? 221 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,328 - We had a root when we landed, too. 222 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,163 - I reckon I could smash an entire Chook. 223 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,123 - We went lookin' for a feed at Maccas. 224 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,541 Smash some take-away. 225 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,043 - But youse don't have one so we hit the servo, 226 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,836 see if we could find a take-away sanga or something, 227 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,171 but what was in there wasn't tucker. 228 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,297 - No tucker at all, mate. 229 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,381 - What the hells are they sayings? 230 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:29,301 - So, we just ended up finding a snag down from Mennonites lane. 231 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,220 Leftover Tim-Tam's from the plane for dessert. 232 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,347 - Wasn't Maccas but I won't get me knickers up me mut about it. 233 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,473 Hey, let's get pissed. 234 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:35,891 - Oh, I'd have a few coldies. 235 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,434 - I needs a nap. 236 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,936 - Let me put on a proper pair of dacks. 237 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,395 I'm in my trackie dacks and thongs here. 238 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,314 - He's got his budgie smugglers on underneath. 239 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,524 - Never leave home without 'em. 240 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,567 - Good enough. - We'll help you with your stuff. 241 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,736 - Hey, thanks for the hospitality, mate. 242 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,154 - Well, we're here to share the wealth. 243 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,532 - For the common good. - For the Commons-wealths! 244 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,412 - Where'd you get that suit, Glen? 245 00:08:57,412 --> 00:09:00,040 - Where do you think, Roald? Fireworks school. 246 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,542 - There's a fireworks school? 247 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,377 - Only tens of thousands of them. 248 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,461 Any other silly questions? 249 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,629 [scoffing] 250 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:08,590 Well, I guess this was to be expected. Stewart. 251 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,175 - Glen. 252 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,468 - Roald. 253 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,053 - Quite frankly, I am crestfallen. 254 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,179 - By what? 255 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,722 - Your box of débitage. 256 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,766 [gasping] 257 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:21,061 Now, I know that my peers have had a question or two 258 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,981 about ol' Glen over the years, and I'll admit it, 259 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,525 I've been cagey, but, clearly, 260 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:29,528 this is not your grandmama's fire-retardant suit. 261 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:32,573 So, allow me to shed a little bit of light 262 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,991 onto my queer backstory. 263 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,534 - Finally. 264 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,327 - One thing I do think youse know about me is 265 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,580 my parents were traveling missionaries. 266 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,916 My earliest memory is from their first mission. 267 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,586 Seven years old. Down in Hell's For Certain, Kentucky 268 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,921 by way of Satan's Kingdom, Massachusetts. 269 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,549 I won the local state fair coloring competition 270 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,677 by employing a simple, self-taught technique. 271 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:57,347 Accentuate the existing lines with a thick colored pencil, 272 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:01,310 creating almost a frame, and shading lightly inside 273 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,854 those lines using the same pencil. 274 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,647 The judges had never seen anything like it. 275 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,066 They wanted me to go to art school right then and there. 276 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,027 - At seven years old? 277 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,403 - They wanted me to, 278 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,405 but I said, what does the Lord want? 279 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,324 They had no answer. 280 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:19,411 Next up, Blue Ball, Delaware by way of Bone Gap, Illinois. 281 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,954 Eleven years old. 282 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,498 My teacher watches me shootin' skeet in gym class, 283 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,210 calls the Army, they wanted me to go to Navy Seal school. 284 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,044 - Whoa. 285 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,254 - But I said, what does the Lord want? 286 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,089 They had no answer. 287 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:35,385 Finally, 17 going on 70, as my pastor used to say, 288 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,845 Hooker, San Diego, 289 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,098 by way of Big Beaver, Pennsylvania. 290 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,267 Some much, much younger children, 291 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,894 though similar to me in size, 292 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:46,855 peer pressured me into blowing a blue angel 293 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,565 into a pile of sawdust 294 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,526 at the back of my high school shop class. 295 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:53,737 I had just eaten a Mexican-style chicken tacos Lunchable 296 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,447 so I agreed. 297 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:59,785 Well, a flame was lit and all the children ran away. 298 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,496 But not Glen. No. 299 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,790 Like a true flamer, I stayed. 300 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:05,874 - What did you do? 301 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,876 - The truth is I could not run. 302 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,295 Those much, much younger children 303 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,840 had tied my shoelaces together. I was helpless. 304 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,842 - So then what happened then, buddy? 305 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,845 - I stripped the protective cover off my lathe 306 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,847 and used it to smother the flames. 307 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,224 I passed out from smoke inhalation shortly thereafter 308 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:26,645 and when I awoke there was a man standing over me, 309 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:28,230 and he said to me, he said, "Boy, 310 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,315 boy, I think you were born to play with fire." 311 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,191 - God? 312 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,818 - [chuckling] Heavens no. 313 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,945 Mr. Ament, my high school shop teacher. 314 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,738 That was it for me. 315 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,949 I signed up for fireworks school the very next day. 316 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,492 - That's a cool story, Glen. 317 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,286 - Tell me more about Bone Gap, Illinois. 318 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:44,121 - Roald. - Stewart? 319 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,414 - Glen. - Sinner. 320 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,583 - What shall we do here today? 321 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:51,920 - Well, amalgamate this débitage into something interesting. 322 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,966 [in deep voice]: And stand a safe eight meters back. 323 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,761 [coughing] 324 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,097 [normal voice]: Excuse me. Stand a safe eight meters back! 325 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,269 - Well, would you look at that! 326 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:09,730 - Out to the wop wops for a big OE, bro! 327 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,607 We're not in Feijoa country anymore. 328 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,025 - Cuzzie! - Cuzzie! 329 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,443 [laughing] 330 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,028 - How're you now? 331 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,779 - Here he is. Introduce yourself, bro. 332 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,655 - Liam. 333 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,115 - McMurray. 334 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,200 - My hubby. He's such an egg. 335 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,243 - This is my better half, Mrs. McMurray. 336 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,495 - She's such a dag. - How was the trip? 337 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,289 - Buggered by the end of it, but piece of piss, bro. 338 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,833 - Primo weather here. - Makes me miss the bach. 339 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,585 - We'll be back in time for a tiki tour then, bro. 340 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,337 We saw a chilly bin at the end of the Mennonite's drive 341 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:34,755 and peaked inside. 342 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,465 No hokey pokey but just choka with taffy cones. 343 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,091 Twenty-five cents! - Sweet as. 344 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,177 - Well, youse guys are just in time for a big rager 345 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,803 of a May 2-4 party here at the farm. 346 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,804 - Sweet as. 347 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,975 - Liam, do you like to drink cold iced beverages 348 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,727 in the name of Queen Victoria? 349 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,646 - Oh, stoked as, bro. I'd skull a beer. 350 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,981 - Sick as. Alright, let's get out of our jandals, grab a jumper. 351 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,567 - I gotta hit the dunny, love. - Rattle your dags then. 352 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,736 He's off to the bog to leave an offering. 353 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,821 Liam had a big one on the turps last night. 354 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,073 - It was large. Got out of hand quickly. 355 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,660 - Good enough. 356 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:08,038 - Bugger me, this is the fuckin' place, mate. 357 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,665 - Call him an ambo now, he'd be buggered. 358 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,124 - Bugger off. - Bugger me! 359 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,584 The lip on this one. - I said bugger off. 360 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,670 - Yeah nah, you've buggered up. Is he on the piss, mate? 361 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,588 - Yeah, nah, I'm dryer than a dead Dingo's donger. 362 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,048 - He's drier than a nun's nasty. 363 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,259 - Dry as a bull bum goin' uphill backwards. 364 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,344 - You got any Goon, mate? 365 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,596 - We didn't come all the way from 'Straya to drink Goon, ya drongo. 366 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,473 There's gotta be a slab of stubbies around though, eh? 367 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,016 - What the hells are they sayings? 368 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,143 - Oliver, ya cunt. 369 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,687 - Gail, ya cunt. 370 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,105 [both laughing] 371 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,857 This is me love, Piper. 372 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:35,899 - This is Johnny. 373 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,276 - I'm Shawny. 374 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,695 - T-t-t-tongue punch me fart box! 375 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,572 - Don't wanna start with a wristie first, mate? 376 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:43,282 - I should have told ya this cunt'd wanna root ya. 377 00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:44,992 - How about a cold one and maybe later I'll show you 378 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,118 me map of Tassie. 379 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,411 - 'Kay. 380 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:48,662 - Now, speaking of shittin', 381 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,955 one time I had three pounds of cheese curds, 382 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,999 and had something come out like an ostrich egg. 383 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,334 I took a selfie with it and sent it to Mrs. McMurray. 384 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,919 [laughing] That was a good one. 385 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,219 ALL: Sheep shaggers. 386 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,430 - Who's this drongo, mate? - Who's this muppet? 387 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,890 - Ya daft cunt. - Oy, ya doongi. 388 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,349 - How'd these two find their sheep in field? 389 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,018 - Dunno. - Pleasant. 390 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,769 - How'd these two sheep fuckers stay outta jail for it, bro? 391 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,062 - I dunno. 392 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,564 - Said they were only helping it over the fence. 393 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:16,857 - You got a face like a dropped pie, mate. 394 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:17,900 - Face liked a kicked-in shit can. 395 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,151 - Face like a half-sucked mango. 396 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,110 - Face like a cat licking shit off a wheelie bin. 397 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,862 - Shouldn't youse be off pissing on each other? 398 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,322 - That's still all the rage Down Under, eh? 399 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:25,365 - Ew! That's fuckin grotty, bro. 400 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,909 I got a joke for you, though. 401 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,619 Why's it so hard to get a blow job in Australia? 402 00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:29,786 - Dunno. 403 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,246 - 'Cause all the cocksuckers are in Whistler. 404 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,497 - Yeah, youse have ruined that town, bro. 405 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,082 - Go back to Hobbit land, ya wankers. 406 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,375 - Pair of fuckin' houso bogans, mate. 407 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,543 Fuck ya dole bludgers. 408 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,378 - Lick my hairy fernhole, ya fuckwit. 409 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,255 - You sound like a Galah and look about as bright. 410 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,381 - I've had a gut's full of yas. 411 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,008 Lick my shlong, ya bunged-up cunts. 412 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,384 - Anyhoo. 413 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,887 - Yup, like Americans and Canadians. 414 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,223 - What the hells are you sayings?! 415 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,977 - Okay, pupils. 416 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,480 I'll have you know that 25 meters is technically 417 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,148 how far you'd want to be away from a rig like this, 418 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,651 but, since you've been such attentive pupees, 419 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,861 I'm going to let you stay a little closer to the magic. 420 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,030 - Are you sure you know what you're doing, Glenski? 421 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,156 - Yes. - Yeah? 422 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,157 - Yes! - Yeah? 423 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,076 - Yes. - Yeah? 424 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,202 - Yes! - Test? 425 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,203 - Yest! I mean, yes. 426 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,913 - Commencing the test. 427 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,873 - Quick google search. And... 428 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,501 What is the earliest use of fireworks? 429 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:20,212 - 200 BC. The Chinese used 'em to scare off mountain men. 430 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,047 - Different chemical concoctions produce 431 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,341 different colors of fireworks. What makes red? 432 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,926 - Strontium and Lithium. - White? 433 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,761 - Titanium and Magnesium. - Blue? 434 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,137 - Pfft. Copper! Next. 435 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,223 - Resourceful, those Chinese. 436 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,766 - Italians were the first to introduce color 437 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,309 into fireworks, Stewart. 438 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,562 You can't pull the wool over this old goat's eyes. 439 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:39,022 - Um, can fireworks be recycled? 440 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,066 - No, and they're really bad for the environment, 441 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,861 but good news is pyrotechs are working on friendlier recipes. 442 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,864 - How big is the largest firework ever launched? 443 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:49,366 - About the size of Stewart's Mom's Honda. 444 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,118 Launched in Colorado in 2020. 445 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,328 It's not your car, Stewart, everyone knows that! 446 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,289 - She's transferring it to my name for my birthday. 447 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:58,584 - Queen Elizabeth loved fireworks so much that she created 448 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:02,546 an honorary title for the best pyri-- p-- pyro-- 449 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:05,424 py-- pyro-technician in Britain. What was it called? 450 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,758 - Fire Master Of England. 451 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,885 They wanted me to be one! 452 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,345 - Let's stand down, gentlemen. 453 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,763 - About time. 454 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,141 We're burning daylight here, candle wasters! 455 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:18,228 - So, do youse wanna drink 'in excess'? 456 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,646 - I'm not one to speak ill of the dead, 457 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,523 but that's an overrated band, bro. 458 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,609 - Oh, yeah? And who's better? Crowded fuckin' House? 459 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:25,736 - Better than your AC/DC cock rock, ya cunt. 460 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,821 PIPER: Accadacca are pure saints, mate. 461 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,740 Heard they might even play the benefit concert 462 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,241 to try and give New Zealand a chance 463 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,784 to put their sewers underground. 464 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,536 - Fuck, that's kind of them. We were getting sick of shoving 465 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,705 our shit straight to Brisbane. "Truly, madly, deeply," 466 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,124 I'd rather listen to my munted uncle bang a jandal 467 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,792 on a chilly bin than listen to Savage Garden. 468 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,711 - All youse bang is Shepherd's Pie, sheep fucker. 469 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,588 - Hey, at least we don't piss on 'em, bro. 470 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,715 'Cause everyone knows Aussie boys love pissin' on Sheilas. 471 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,383 - We could rark youse up all day, bro. 472 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,302 - Who wants an Australian kiss? 473 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,678 - A what? 474 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,931 - It's like a French kiss, but down unda'. 475 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,265 - Me, please. 476 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,059 - You got a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock, 477 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,936 you silly derros. - Chur, chur, ya jafa. 478 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,229 Tame your Impala, bro. 479 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:01,772 - Go back to Summer Heights High, you dumb cunts. 480 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,774 - You're just jealous 'cause that show achieved perfection 481 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,567 in one season, while it took Flight of the Conchords two? 482 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,319 - I could crack the shits with youse all day, 483 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,570 but I can see you can't hack it. 484 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,239 Go home, ya sheep shaggers. 485 00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:11,573 - We've tramped all the way here, bro. 486 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,908 Don't think we'd take a tiki tour now, do ya? 487 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:15,202 - You're so far up yourselves, ya arse lickers. 488 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,453 Go eat some hot chips. 489 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,038 - You're a hard case, bro. 490 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,581 but if there's hot chips, I'll bring a plate. 491 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:20,832 - Fuck off, ya bludger cunt! 492 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,251 - Can't stand the heat, get outta the kitchen. 493 00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,710 - Oh, we can stand it, bro. 494 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,546 Have youse forgotten we were right beside you that time 495 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:26,839 your continent burned for months on end? 496 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,591 SHAWNY: Cousints! 497 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,635 [laughing] 498 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:32,886 - [Valley Girl accent]: Oh, my God, 499 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,055 I'm, like, jonesing for some alcohol. 500 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,557 - I love alcohol. 501 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,725 COUSINT 1: Like, where's the alcohol? 502 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,060 - I know, I'm so antsy. 503 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,520 - Like I can't even. 504 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,940 COUSINT 2: I know. I can't even, it's cray. 505 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,817 I seriously need alcohol though. 506 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,777 - No, like, I literally need it. 507 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:52,030 ALL: Yanks. 508 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:52,948 - Could slag you all day, bro. 509 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,533 - Love a good sledge, ya slags. 510 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,951 - All week if it came down to it, bro. 511 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,536 - All week and a week, ya fucked-up cunt. 512 00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:00,038 - But, like, there's Yanks here, bro. 513 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,790 - We kinda maybe gotta get at those knobs, mate. 514 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,959 - We should be rarkin 'em up right now. 515 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,627 Could be a good story for the fellas back home 516 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,254 to say we drank some yanks under the table. 517 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,213 - Spin a yarn for me, mates. 518 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,715 - Throw another shrimp on the barbie! 519 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:10,966 - Before a dingo eats your baby! 520 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,467 [all laughing] 521 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,261 - That actually happened though, mate. 522 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,348 - We know, bro. 523 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:19,683 It wasn't funny. 524 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,351 - A lot of people upset about that one, yeah. 525 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,853 - That's why we didn't make the joke, bro, 526 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,271 we figured if the joke was to be made, 527 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,814 you should be the one to make it. 528 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,065 - National tragedy and all that. 529 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,360 ANZAC spirit! 530 00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:32,863 Let's take the piss out of some yanks! 531 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,325 ♪ Wake up in the morning to a slap in the face ♪ 532 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:39,161 ♪ Get up and out of bed just to wash off the plates ♪ 533 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,206 ♪ It's a stinker and I'm feeling wide awake ♪ 534 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,627 ♪ Call up Benny go 'round to his place ♪ 535 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,670 ♪ I got twenty-four beers and a couple of mates ♪ 536 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:52,049 ♪ It's the weekend and I'm getting off my face ♪ 537 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:55,552 ♪ 538 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,095 ♪ We don't get useful heat up here... ♪ 539 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,680 - [Aussie accent] Feels like I spent an entire day 540 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,015 down in 'Straya! 541 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,267 - [Aussie accent] Crikey! Right from Down Under! 542 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,228 - Where they swim in the angry blue! 543 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,854 - Throw another shrimp on the barbie? 544 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,564 - Heaps of shrimp, mate. Heaps of shrimp. 545 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,982 - They call 'em prawns there. 546 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,817 - Well, diddly ding-dang doo. 547 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,654 - Now, who woulda thunk they'd have gone at each other like that? 548 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,614 - Mightn't be a bad idea to crack open a book 549 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,032 the odd time, McMurray. 550 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,911 - No one dids! - I did. 551 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,746 - Did yas? - No, I'm just kiddin' around. 552 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,331 - Maybe they'll all hangs out with each others 553 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,707 when they gets back home, 554 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,501 being from neighboring countries and whatnots. 555 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,711 - Australia is a continent. 556 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,213 - Crazier things have happened. 557 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,589 - Diddly ding-dang doo. 558 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,345 - Did you guys know that Glen's a pyro-teckletician? 559 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,763 Betcha didn't. 560 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,306 - Betcha didn't know Glen's been to Big Beaver. 561 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,599 - Wouldn't have guessed. 562 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,017 - So, how'd you like being pupils, Stewart? 563 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,687 - Whoa, your pupils, Roald. 564 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,647 - Your pupils, Stewart. 565 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,898 - Light show. Now. 566 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,696 - Phew. 567 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,073 Alright, everybody. The barge is hot. 568 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,701 The show begins whenever I press this little red button. 569 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,796 - Where'd you learn how to do all this stuff, Glen? 570 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,507 - Where do you think, Wayne? Fireworks school! 571 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,842 Alright, now. 572 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:19,386 Let's share the wealth. 573 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,721 - For the common good. 574 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:21,847 - For the Commons-wealths! 575 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:23,390 - Hear, hear! 576 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:28,020 [fireworks exploding] 577 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,606 ♪ We just learn to put up with it ♪ 578 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,233 ♪ We don't get useful heat up here ♪ 579 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,651 ♪ Fuck it ♪ 580 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:40,657 ♪ 581 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,674 ♪ We don't get useful heat up here ♪ 582 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,052 ♪ We just learn to put up with it ♪ 583 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,346 ♪ We don't get useful heat up here ♪ 584 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,140 ♪ We learn to fucking live with it ♪ 585 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,184 ♪ Sun is out, it's a beautiful day ♪ 586 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,686 ♪ Watching the sweat dripping off of my face ♪ 587 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,688 ♪ It's a stinker ♪ 588 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,898 ♪ The sort of heat you can taste ♪ 589 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:17,194 ♪ Wake up in the hour to a kick in the face ♪ 590 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,696 ♪ There's piss, shit, and blood all over the place ♪ 591 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,697 ♪ It's a pigsty ♪ 592 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,158 ♪ It's a bloody disgrace ♪ 593 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,705 ♪ We don't get useful heat up here ♪ 594 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,457 ♪ We just learn to put up with it... ♪