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You were havin' breakfast
with your pals the other day.

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Fuck were youse
drunk last night.

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You know, I can't stand it
when you guys get really,

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really, really drunk.

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‐Wasn't s'bad.
‐It was s'goddamn bad.

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You get super annoying

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when you're really,
really, really drunk.

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Right, scary Dary?

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Please leave me alone.

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Pushing your nipples
against everyone all night?

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And what about you,
madman Dan?

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Or should I say,
Legend of the Wind?

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It's Squirrelly Dan,
Miss Katy.

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Challenging everyone
to a foot race?

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Get real.

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Please stop shouting
at me, Miss Katy.

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And let's not skim
over Wayne the Pain.

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WAYNE: Mind your
own beeswax, Katy.

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You have the most
annoying fuckin' laugh

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on planet fuckin' Earth,

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when you get really,
really, really, drunk.

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Clean it up!

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There's a new addition to
the Squirrelly Dan fam‐damly.

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I've seen that
in the paper.

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What's the scoop there,
big shooter?

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Well, Samuel's...

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‐I fuckin' hate Samuel.
‐He's a Big Brother's now.

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Oh, I fuckin' hate
Samuel so much.

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Well, that's interesting,
maybe make Samuel

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straighten up,
fly right there.

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That's what I said.

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Youse did pot today,
didn't ya's.

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No.

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'Cause youse are talkin'
like youse did pot.

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‐Why?
‐Because that logic

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is Titanic on the
ocean floor busted.

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Why?

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Well, it's like when
a celebrity gets all

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fucked up on snooters
and such.

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They think that the solution
to sortin' themselves out

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is to get a puppy.

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(CHUCKLES) What's wrong
with a puppy?

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Well, I'm just sayin', doesn't
it seem more appropriate

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to sort yourself out before
bringing a beating heart

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into your own home,
rather than relying on

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that beating heart
to sort yourself out?

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Snooters and such.

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Uh, hmm, I had my go
with snooters and such.

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Small town spawn
snooters and such.

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KATY: Degens do
snooters and such.

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‐Over and out.
‐I'd have to agree.

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I think it's differents
for Samuel's,

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he's just a six‐years‐old
with a penchants for mischief.

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Someone needs to hit that kid.

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I thinks for a six‐years‐old
introducing a little brother's

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into the mix might just be
what he needs to inspires him

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to sort's himself out.

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I have to agree.

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It's like Samuel who's
introducing a little brother

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to himself to sort
himself out.

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It's different than
like a celebrity

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introducing a puppy

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to sort himself out
after snooters and such.

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And my cousin says
the baby is very smart.

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‐Pump the brakes?
‐I'll soft pump.

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What's the stupidest thing
you ever heard in your life?

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I would like to say, but
it's impolite to talk politics

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at the breakfast table.

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I'd also likes to say but it's
impolite to talk religions

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at the breakfast table.

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Well, mine is neither politics
or religion so I will say,

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the stupidest thing
I ever heard in my life,

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is that a baby is smart.

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Well, hold your horses
there, big shoots.

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My Aunt Nancy works
at the nursery down

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at the hospitals and she says

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I was the smartest baby
she ever did see.

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Your Aunt Nancy said that

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I was destined
for constant confusion.

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Are you saying my Aunt Nancy

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is stupids for saying
such things?

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I love your Aunt Nancy.

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I owe her a great deal for

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my personal growth
as a young man.

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I even call her my Aunt Nancy.

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Please tell her I said hello.

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I will, good friend.

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But what, see‐suckin',
so to speak,

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makes a baby smart?

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Well, she says I was always

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reachin' out for things
in my surroundings.

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And that made you
a smart baby?

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‐Allegedly's.
‐Okay, Dan.

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Okay, okay, Dan.

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Okay, hold your thumb out.

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I'm gonna be a baby.

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Ehya.

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Now what about that suggests
I ought to be buildin'

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rocket ships for NASA
in outer space?

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Your Aunt Nancy said that

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a baby who shows
signs of excitement

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before it's able to verbally

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communicate is a sign
of intelligence.

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KATY: Aunt Nancy said
signs of stimulation.

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Well, 'cause that means that
they're already getting

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excited about
their surroundings.

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KATY: A baby is stimulated
by their surroundings.

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Okay, Dary, okay.

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Okay, Dary, yeah, okay.

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Go wide‐eyed stick
your tongue out.

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I'm gonna be a baby, okay?

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I'm gonna show you signs of
excitement slash stimulation.

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No but, Dary, like...

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Like make the sound like
you're doing it to a baby.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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Ehya.

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Now what about that suggests

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that I ought to be navigating
unchartered neurological

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pathways in the brain?

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I expose nothin'.

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Yeah, realistically.

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Furthermore, in the midst of
excitement slash stimulation,

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that razor sharp
baby is likely

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to drop a shit in its pants.

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Unable to control its
own bodily functions

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but smart as a whip, Dan.

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Imaginable's, but I wouldn't
say likely's.

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Hmm, it's possible.

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Okay, Dan, okay.

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Okay, Dary, Dary, okay.
Dan, hold your thumb out.

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Dary, go wide‐eyed,
stick your tongue out,

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and coo like you're
doing it to a baby.

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I'm gonna be a baby, okay?

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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(GRUNTS)

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(DARYL SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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Clean it up!

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You suppose you could make
the same argument for a dog,

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but at least you don't have
to wipe a dog's poopy bum,

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do you?

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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What is this
butt‐fuckery?

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Had a rowdy crowd
in last night, boys.

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Where the fuck from?

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GAIL: Up country.

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BOTH: Degens.

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Fuck!

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In degens.

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Offered 'em sex
in exchange for peace.

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No takers, so it's safe
to say they were gay degens.

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Well, we'll just let you runs
with that there, Gailer.

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Look, we've all had a run‐in
with degens from up country.

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But we figured out a solution.

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All you have to do

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is employ the Ginger and
Boots to be your bouncers.

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Degens won't wanna
a whiff of this place.

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Choice idea, Daryl.

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Also go ahead and change
the name of my bar

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from MoDean's 2 to Ostrich
Fuckers while I'm at it.

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Crazier things have happened.

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Besides I'm bringin'
in my own bouncer.

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Oh, is he single?

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You've had a busy
winter, Miss Katy.

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Get after it.

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‐Who's that?
‐My cousin Bradley.

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ALL: Ah, Bradley!

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I fuckin' love Bradley.

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I love Bradley so much!

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I'm one, I'd go as far as
to say I love him, too.

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I love his pecs.

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Nobody loves Bradley
more than Rosie.

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Like, I'm not really one for,
like, being touched

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or anything like that,
but then like,

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he'll be huggin' you
and her huggin' me,

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it'll be like a little
bit different. Like...

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Well, like it's okay.

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I'm his
second‐favorite cousin.

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He's always saying,
"God bless you."

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And, you know, I'm not
really a religious guy's,

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but when he says it
you feel good, like...

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Like I can feel the warmth.

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Rosie's his favorite cousin.

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And he does the best
impersonations, too.

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Like so many of 'em.

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Like he could do
it professionally.

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He could do me professionally.

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Hey, can't forget
about the low‐bones.

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Oh, youse can's never forget's
about the low‐bones.

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I hope this is
what I think it is.

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What's low‐bones?

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Well, low‐bones is basically

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like if somebody's
saying something,

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and you agree with them,

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that means give
them low‐bones.

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You can also use low‐bones
to say hellos or good‐byes.

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Do you wanna know what?
Here's what low‐bones is,

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I can tell you
what low‐bones is.

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Low‐bones is when you hold
your knuckles below your waist

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like this and bang knuckles
with somebody.

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Except don't look the person
in the eye or in the knuckles

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when you bang knuckles
with them.

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Almost like you
don't give a care.

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And then you say somethin'
positive under your breath

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upon bangin' of the knuckles.

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Like, uh,
"Hell yeah, fuck it."

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Or, uh...

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"Yeah, man, you rock."

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Like, everybody get in
here for a second.

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Just pretend, like, I just got
here and I'm gonna show you

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what low‐bones are.

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Hey, everyone,
I just got here.

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‐You rock.
‐Fuck yeah.

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Yeah, but 'cept you gotta

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say it more under
your breath than that.

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Like, everybody get in here,
pretend like I'm leaving.

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Okay, guys,
I'm gonna leave now.

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(ALL MUMBLING)

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Something about the best
part about Bradley is...

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But we all know what the
best part about Bradley is.

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Bradley is a fuckin' killer.

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Oh, like, Bradley
will fuckin' kill you.

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Like, Bradley knows his ways

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around a head‐butts
and that's for GD sure.

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Not sure that's the
best part about Bradley.

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(BREATHING FAST)

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When does Bradley get here?

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Should be here any second.

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Well, then we'll all wait here
at the bar and greet him.

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I love Bradley.

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I love Bradley so much.

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Do you wanna know what?
I'd go as far as to say

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I love him, too.

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‐(PHONE BUZZING)
‐(SIGHS)

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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REILLY: Okay boys, it's the
final game of the campaign.

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Final chance for one W.

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Sixty hard miles, boys.

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Fore check, back check,
pay check, boys.

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Now, Joint Boy.

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Tyson.

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You guys may be what this team

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needs to finally
come together.

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You guys might be
the final piece.

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Ferda.

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We've reserved the two
toughest numbers

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in hockey for you.

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Joint Boy, you'll
be wearing number 28.

252
00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:35,533
Domi, Godard, Stock.

253
00:08:35,566 --> 00:08:38,233
Three of the toughest players
wore number 28.

254
00:08:38,266 --> 00:08:40,233
Don't forget Colton Orr.

255
00:08:40,266 --> 00:08:42,333
Thanks, boys, it's an honor.

256
00:08:42,366 --> 00:08:44,166
Pretend Boogaard wore it.

257
00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,166
BOTH: That is a fuckin' honor.

258
00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,000
Tyson.

259
00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:49,566
You'll be wearing the toughest
number worn by the toughest

260
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,000
all‐around player
to ever lace 'em up.

261
00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,200
Number nine.

262
00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,433
Gordie Howe, boys.

263
00:08:54,466 --> 00:08:56,000
Gordie mother
fuckin' Howe, boys.

264
00:08:56,033 --> 00:08:57,500
‐Mr. Hockey.
‐REILLY: Mr. Elbows.

265
00:08:57,533 --> 00:08:59,400
Creator of the Gordie Howe
Hat Trick, boys.

266
00:08:59,433 --> 00:09:01,233
One geno, one apple,
one tilly.

267
00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:02,600
Thanks, boys.

268
00:09:02,633 --> 00:09:04,033
BOTH: Greatest all round
player in the history

269
00:09:04,066 --> 00:09:06,333
of the show, Mr. Hockey.

270
00:09:06,366 --> 00:09:08,166
SHORESY:
Gretz is the best player

271
00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,266
in the history of the show.
Give your balls a tug. (FARTS)

272
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,533
Gretz is the best.

273
00:09:11,566 --> 00:09:13,466
We didn't mean any
disrespect to 99.

274
00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:17,233
We said Gordie Howe was
the best all‐round player.

275
00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,366
SHORESY: Gretz holds or shares
61 records in the show,

276
00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,566
you piece of shit.

277
00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:21,933
Don't nickel and dime
the Great One.

278
00:09:21,966 --> 00:09:23,500
But Mr. Hockey...

279
00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:26,500
SHORESY: Suck my Mr. Cockey,
you fuckin' loser. (FARTS)

280
00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,833
Hey, hey, hey. There's
more important things,

281
00:09:28,866 --> 00:09:31,033
like this team
coming together.

282
00:09:31,066 --> 00:09:33,200
You're right.
Fuck you, Shoresy.

283
00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:34,466
SHORESY: Fuck you, Jonesy.

284
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,566
Tell your mom I drained
the bank account

285
00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,100
she set up for me.

286
00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:39,000
Top it up so I can get
some fuckin' KFC.

287
00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:40,266
‐(SHORSEY FARTS)
‐Fuckin'...

288
00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,233
Hey, there's more
important things.

289
00:09:41,266 --> 00:09:42,533
More important things.

290
00:09:42,566 --> 00:09:44,233
‐Fuck you, Shoresy.
‐Fuck you, Jonesy.

291
00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:46,900
Your mom loves butt play
like I love Haagen‐Dazs.

292
00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:48,066
Let's get some
fuckin' ice cream.

293
00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,900
‐(SHORSEY FARTS)
‐Boys!

294
00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:51,500
We've come a long way.

295
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,466
Overcome adversity on our
quest to finally come together

296
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,600
as a team and get one W.

297
00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:58,366
Bulldozed speed bumps, boys.

298
00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,966
You're right, we've conquered.

299
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,933
For example, puck bunnies,
you little bitch.

300
00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:04,100
Yorkie?

301
00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:06,033
Chirping from the bench 101.

302
00:10:06,066 --> 00:10:07,600
(CLAPS) Scholtzy.

303
00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,500
Don't step on the logo.

304
00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:11,033
Pussy.

305
00:10:11,066 --> 00:10:12,333
Fisky.

306
00:10:12,366 --> 00:10:14,133
Sweaters never
touch the floor.

307
00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,500
Boomtown.

308
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,200
Presenting my penis to my
all‐male teammates in hopes

309
00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:21,033
that they will accept me.

310
00:10:21,066 --> 00:10:23,366
And then having my penis
called "modest,"

311
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,900
with my all‐male team further
coming together as a result

312
00:10:25,933 --> 00:10:28,266
of seeing my penis.

313
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,566
That's the big picture.

314
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,966
‐What?
‐Why do they talk like that?

315
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,033
I wasn't finished!

316
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,533
Boomtown!

317
00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,833
Keeping the big
picture in mind,

318
00:10:41,866 --> 00:10:44,066
and despite all your
honest opinions,

319
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,566
which I do appreciate,

320
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,000
you could have called
my penis "the big picture."

321
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,100
That would have been a thrill.

322
00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:55,500
Boomtown.

323
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,533
Let's get this fuckin' W boys!

324
00:11:01,566 --> 00:11:02,566
(ALL YELL)

325
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,500
It's the last game
of the season, pheasants.

326
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,500
We'll get this W tonight,

327
00:11:10,533 --> 00:11:12,500
or I send one of these sailing

328
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:15,300
with this bad boy on my foot!

329
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:19,400
Think of the destruction!
Think of the carnage!

330
00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:22,366
Think of the good men
left behind.

331
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,433
SHORESY: (FARTS) Toilet was
backed up so I had

332
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,133
to shit in there,
too, tit‐fuckers.

333
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,466
I'm gonna get that
plug, buddy.

334
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,400
We have to do something
about that pilon, buddy.

335
00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:30,966
How's that for motivation?

336
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,400
SHORESY: Hey, Reilly,
I made a oopsy,

337
00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,933
can you ask your mom
to pick up Jonesy's mom

338
00:11:34,966 --> 00:11:36,466
on the way over to my place?

339
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,600
I double booked them
by mistake, you fuckin' loser.

340
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:39,833
(FARTS AND DEFECATES)

341
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,200
That guy's a masterpiece.

342
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,400
So, this is...

343
00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:50,900
Goodbye?

344
00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:52,466
Lyric from the Moby
track Porcelain.

345
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,066
Roald.

346
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,566
(HIGH‐PITCHED) Stewart.

347
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,333
Why don't we call it, adios.

348
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,533
Actually, I'd prefer
if we don't call it that.

349
00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,200
Long story, but this girl
I kind of used to date

350
00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:04,933
used that word
when she dumped me,

351
00:12:04,966 --> 00:12:07,366
and she broke my heart.

352
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,833
Then we'll call it sayonara.

353
00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:11,166
Arrivederci, amore.

354
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,500
‐Ciao.
‐Shalom.

355
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,133
‐Auf wiedersehen.
‐(SOBBING)

356
00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:16,866
Roaldy.

357
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,033
Gae.

358
00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:22,466
‐Roald...
‐Stewart...

359
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,966
This is what we've been
working towards, remember?

360
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,333
‐We did it.
‐(SNIVELS) I... I like you.

361
00:12:28,366 --> 00:12:32,066
You, you, you,
and I don't want you,

362
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:35,100
to go, oh, oh.

363
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:36,866
‐Roald.
‐Stewart...

364
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,600
Connor.

365
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,333
Darien.

366
00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:42,900
(CRYING)

367
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,233
Hysterics are fruitless.

368
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:47,166
Tears are valueless.

369
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,100
(GROANING)

370
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:51,066
Pain...

371
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,500
Is inevitable.

372
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:54,466
(ALL CRYING)

373
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,166
(CAR HORN HONKING)

374
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,900
(SIGHS) That's my mom,
she's such a twat.

375
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:17,366
Give me three good reasons
why you fell you must rebel.

376
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,233
BOTH: I hate the world.

377
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,500
‐BOTH: I hate my parents.
‐(MOUTHING)

378
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,900
BOTH: And I hate myself.

379
00:13:29,366 --> 00:13:30,466
As you were.

380
00:13:41,466 --> 00:13:43,566
(WAILING)

381
00:13:57,566 --> 00:13:59,966
No, no, no, no!

382
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:09,966
I don't understand!

383
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,966
(SIGHS) He's so close
I can smell him.

384
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,133
I'm about to slide right
off this chair, boys.

385
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,333
That libido works harder than
soldiers stacking sandbags

386
00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:18,533
for a flood.

387
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,366
That's a Texas
size 10‐4, Gailer.

388
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,933
First the models.

389
00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:23,200
Some talk around town
about some business

390
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:25,066
in Bonnie McMurray's hot tub.

391
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,500
Even heard something 'bout you
and a couple of French dudes.

392
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,100
You've had a busy winter,
you old goat.

393
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:33,366
I have had a busy winter...

394
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,266
But I mean, like French guys,
am I right?

395
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,366
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

396
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,500
(DOOR OPENS)

397
00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:40,333
‐Hello, hello.
‐ALL: Bradley!

398
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:46,033
Ha‐ha! Oh, bless up!

399
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:50,166
I can't believe...
I can't believe...

400
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,066
I haven't seen
y'all in forever.

401
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,566
ALL: Chris Rock!

402
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,033
Daryl, I see you over there.

403
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,033
‐You want a hug, I see you.
‐Uh huh.

404
00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:57,266
I see you, looking' at me...

405
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,466
I want a hug, yeah,
I want a hug.

406
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,333
Let's have a hug now,
gimme a hug...

407
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,200
A hug, gimme a hug now.

408
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,533
ALL: Eddie Murphy!

409
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:02,833
(CHUCKLES)

410
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,300
You're so funny, Bradley.

411
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,833
We missed you
so much, Bradley.

412
00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:08,300
God bless you, boys.

413
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,000
‐Thank you, Bradley.
‐Thank you so much, Bradley.

414
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,300
What up, Katy?

415
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,000
It's a slip and slide
over here, boys.

416
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:18,966
And you, my second
favorite cousin.

417
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,133
‐What up, cousin?
‐What up, cousin?

418
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:22,933
(GRUNTS)

419
00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:24,500
I got a Haitian taco recipe
mom wanted me to pass along.

420
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:26,100
Yeah!

421
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,966
I prayed for you
after MoDean's burned down.

422
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,400
He listened.

423
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:31,100
Props to you and him for

424
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,966
getting' this place
back on its feet.

425
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,500
Thanks, cousin.

426
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,166
You know what we say.
Our lips to God's ears, right?

427
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,133
Well, we don't actually
ever say that, just you.

428
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,833
But you're a great guy,
Bradley.

429
00:15:40,866 --> 00:15:43,200
(GROANS)
So good to see you guys.

430
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,933
‐Hey, Bradley?
‐What's up?

431
00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:46,966
Can you, uh, can you do...

432
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,900
Do your Michael Jackson
impression for me?

433
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:51,533
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

434
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:54,600
Uh, I haven't seen you
all in so long.

435
00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:56,000
I'm sorry.

436
00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:58,433
I get emotional.

437
00:15:58,466 --> 00:15:59,600
Tito, get me a tissue.

438
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:00,833
(ALL CHEERING)

439
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:06,100
That was actually an Eddie
Murphy‐Michael Jackson hybrid.

440
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,233
It was a hybrid.

441
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,833
Oh, you're so funny, Bradley.

442
00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:10,233
Oh, yes, you smell
like sandalwood, Bradley.

443
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:12,433
Seriously. Love.

444
00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:14,466
That's what's up,
that's what's up.

445
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,900
So, got a problem with
the degens from up country?

446
00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,366
Yeah.

447
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,133
Always got a problem
with degens from up country.

448
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,333
Lots of hard work dealing
with degens from up country.

449
00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:22,933
Degens are a problem
in Letterkenny.

450
00:16:22,966 --> 00:16:24,300
‐Yes.
‐Well, not no more.

451
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,600
Bradley's in town now.

452
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:27,300
‐That's what's up.
‐ALL: That's what's up.

453
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,500
Seriously, straight up,

454
00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,066
you guys are off‐duty
for the night.

455
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,133
Oh, I need a lifeguard
on duty right now, boys.

456
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,966
Heard through the grapevine,
you guys have been putting in

457
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,100
OT with these degens.
Double OT.

458
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,200
‐That's what's up.
‐ALL: That's what's up.

459
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:38,300
That's what's up.

460
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,433
You've all got the night off.

461
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:41,833
Do you hear me?

462
00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:43,300
From this day forth

463
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:47,133
I'm on degen duty
for the foreseeable future.

464
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,966
ALL: Denzel Washington!

465
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,933
Well, anything we could
do to help, though, Bradley.

466
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,400
Oh, we'd loves
to help you, Bradley.

467
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:55,233
Seriously, Bradley,
anything we can do to help.

468
00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:58,433
I want you guys to get out and
relax and have a good time.

469
00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:01,366
Enjoy yourselves and get
really, really, really drunk.

470
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,566
‐Oh, pump the brakes.
‐Hey, I'll soft pump.

471
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,833
You sure you know
what you're signing up

472
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:06,066
for there, big shooter?

473
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,500
I think they've earned it.

474
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:08,966
Little bit.

475
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,100
Little bit.

476
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,566
ALL: Oh, Robert De Niro.

477
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,966
Okay, but fair warning.

478
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,866
They get super annoying

479
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,866
when they're really,
really, really drunk.

480
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,000
I don't care, man!

481
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,266
Gentlemen, you've kept watch

482
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,066
of this town for
long enough, man.

483
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,900
Tonight I want y'all to get
out and have some fun, man.

484
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:27,400
And I will accept nothin' less

485
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:28,533
than really, really, really,
really, really, really

486
00:17:28,566 --> 00:17:30,866
really, really drunk.

487
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,833
‐Get out!
‐ALL: Chris Tucker!

488
00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:34,966
(ALL CHEERING)

489
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,500
BRADLEY: That's what
I'm talkin' about.

490
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:41,933
Oh! Well, if it isn't
my favorite cousin.

491
00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:42,966
Waz up, cousin?

492
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,166
‐Hi, Bradley.
‐Yeah.

493
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,433
Hey, Wayne, have you been, uh,

494
00:17:45,466 --> 00:17:46,966
taking good care
of her, Wayne?

495
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,300
Can confirm.

496
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,233
All right, God bless,
that's what's up.

497
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:50,800
(ALL MUTTERING)

498
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,833
Gail?

499
00:17:57,866 --> 00:17:59,000
Who's that?

500
00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:02,200
Go over and see for yourself.

501
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,966
And where did you come from?

502
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,500
‐Glen?
‐Oh, hi, Katy.

503
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,000
Is Wayne here with you?

504
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,933
Ooh, there he is, hi, Wayne!

505
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,400
I love this, we're twins.

506
00:18:22,866 --> 00:18:24,500
Uh, busy winter's over.

507
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,366
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

508
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:38,166
Is that fuckin' joker
wearing number 99, bud?

509
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,100
This is our chance to make
it up to Gretz, bud.

510
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:42,233
Hey, 99, you fuckin' loser.

511
00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:44,166
Are you fuckin' serious nines?

512
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,533
How dare you wear that number,
you piece of shit!

513
00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:48,400
That's the Great One's number,
you fuckin' donkey.

514
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,366
Think you're Gretzky,
you piece of shit?

515
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,566
Gretz probably smashed
your mom in the '80s, bud.

516
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,200
I'll get the white tape out

517
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,533
and turn those double nines
into double zeros.

518
00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:57,300
You're a fucking nobody.

519
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,033
Fuckin' serious nines?

520
00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:01,233
When's Mess get here, bud,
you're fuckin' hilarious.

521
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,366
When's McSorley get here,
you fuckin' plug.

522
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,566
Suck my knob!

523
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,933
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

524
00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:08,833
What a fucking
piece of work, right?

525
00:19:08,866 --> 00:19:11,166
‐Piece of shit.
‐The fucking audacity.

526
00:19:45,866 --> 00:19:48,200
SHORESY: Look at that
fuckin' masterpiece, boys.

527
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:49,966
PLAYER: I'd master
that piece, boys.

528
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,400
SHORESY: Look at those legs
go up and

529
00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:53,200
make a complete fuckin' ass
out of themselves.

530
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,000
I'd wear that out, boys.

531
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,500
SHORESY: Holy fuck, would
I love to get sticky with her.

532
00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:59,500
Stick me right to her, boys.

533
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,533
Fuckin' Shoresy, buddy,
I'm ready to pop.

534
00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:03,366
Already starting
to snap‐crackle, buddy.

535
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,433
We gotta get focused, buddy.

536
00:20:04,466 --> 00:20:06,066
BOTH: W's.

537
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,466
SHORESY: Who brought
the fuckin' rocket, boys?

538
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,100
Those billet sister's
a fuckin' rocket boy.

539
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,366
SHORESY: But she looks cold.
I'll show her my warm front.

540
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,233
Hey, you look mad.
I'll give you a bone to pick.

541
00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:16,900
Wait a second.

542
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,566
Tyson, make some room
for us on the bench.

543
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,066
Joint Boy.
Beat the shit outta that guy.

544
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,833
SHORESY: Give your balls
a tug, you tit.

545
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,100
That experiment worked
wonderfully, buddy.

546
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:30,033
Worth their weight
in gold, buddy.

547
00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:31,566
Whew!

548
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,333
I'm right on the edge, bud,
but gotta stay focused.

549
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,833
I'm ready for a tilly, buddy.

550
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:35,866
‐W's.
‐W's.

551
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,966
W's.

552
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,233
(EXHALING)

553
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,800
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

554
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,500
Who brought the fuckin'
rocket, boys?

555
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,533
Who's billet sister's
a fuckin' rocket, boys?

556
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:53,966
‐Yup!
‐Yup.

557
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
‐Yup.
‐Yup.

558
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,833
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

559
00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:03,000
(MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)

560
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:18,266
Oh, that was awesome, Bradley.

561
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:23,366
(CHUCKLES) Know what, Bradley?
We should totally have a race.

562
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,633
You know what they used
to call me in high school?

563
00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:29,266
‐Wheels.
‐Bradley, do Bill Cosby.

564
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:33,800
I would like to talk to you
about Pudding Pops.

565
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:34,933
(LAUGHING)

566
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,766
All right, that's enough.

567
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,766
You're so funny, Bradley.
Look how fast he goes.

568
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,266
(ALL LAUGH)

569
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,533
Why don't you guys
go play some Buckhunter.

570
00:22:44,566 --> 00:22:46,333
I'll race you over
to the Buckhunter machine.

571
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:50,666
I'll surprise you.
How does that sound?

572
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,300
(WAYNE CONTINUES LAUGHING)

573
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,400
(MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY
OVER SPEAKERS)

574
00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:56,900
Anyone else feeling...

575
00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:58,000
...wayward?

576
00:22:58,033 --> 00:22:59,933
(HIGH‐PITCHED) Stewart...

577
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,533
Lacking?

578
00:23:03,566 --> 00:23:05,500
Stewart.

579
00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:06,766
Mislaid?

580
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,466
(CRYING) Stew...
Stewart don't...

581
00:23:11,366 --> 00:23:12,366
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

582
00:23:14,766 --> 00:23:17,866
We mustn't marinate in our
own misery and misfortune.

583
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:21,233
We mustn't bask in our own
bad luck and bitterness.

584
00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:25,766
We mustn't soak in our
own suffering and sorrow.

585
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,233
Gae wouldn't have
wanted that.

586
00:23:28,266 --> 00:23:29,366
But...

587
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,300
What would Gae do?

588
00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:35,200
WWGD.

589
00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:41,400
Yeah.

590
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,633
Gae would do one more.

591
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:48,233
One more rampage.

592
00:23:48,266 --> 00:23:50,600
One final flaunt for fuck you.

593
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:53,833
Roald.

594
00:23:55,733 --> 00:23:56,933
Are you in?

595
00:24:00,533 --> 00:24:01,766
In, Stewart.

596
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,600
Connor, are you in?

597
00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:07,366
Darien?

598
00:24:08,266 --> 00:24:09,633
Are you in?

599
00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:24,400
Wondrous!

600
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,366
Roald?

601
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,433
ROALD: Stewart.

602
00:24:29,466 --> 00:24:30,766
STEWART: How cold is it?

603
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,933
ROALD: I'll check it out.

604
00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:35,733
It's minus 24.

605
00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:40,766
Bummer.

606
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,200
‐ROALD: Stewart.
‐This is a fool's errand.

607
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,500
What?

608
00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:46,900
Wasted labor.

609
00:24:46,933 --> 00:24:48,233
Thwarted?

610
00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:49,466
Pointless.

611
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,600
It's really cold.

612
00:24:51,633 --> 00:24:55,500
It wouldn't be any fun
without Gae anyway.

613
00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:57,433
She was

614
00:24:57,466 --> 00:24:59,366
an invigorment.

615
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,666
What do we do now?

616
00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:06,833
What we always do, Roald.

617
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:10,933
Copious amounts of hard drugs.

618
00:25:16,866 --> 00:25:20,333
‐(ALL WHOOPING)
‐That was fuckin' epic, boys!

619
00:25:20,366 --> 00:25:22,933
I can't believe they
called the game, boys!

620
00:25:22,966 --> 00:25:25,466
Zero‐zero for
the good guys, boys!

621
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,300
(WHOOPING)

622
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,700
I'll take a good fight over
a W any day, you little bitch!

623
00:25:29,733 --> 00:25:30,966
Yorkie.

624
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,766
Lay beats, fill seats.

625
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,966
Scholtzy.

626
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,800
A good brawl
brings a team together.

627
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:39,400
Makes us one, pussy.

628
00:25:39,433 --> 00:25:40,933
Fisky.

629
00:25:40,966 --> 00:25:42,933
Proof we'd go to the wall
for each other, boys.

630
00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:44,700
That's brotherhood!

631
00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:46,633
Boomtown!

632
00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:50,700
Showing you all my penis was
degrading and humiliating.

633
00:25:50,733 --> 00:25:52,300
Had I known I could have just

634
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,966
tossed the mitts to bring
the team together,

635
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,600
I would have
chosen that route.

636
00:25:56,633 --> 00:25:58,366
You're fuckin' weird, bud.

637
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,000
‐Fuck is he a weirdo.
‐(BELCHES)

638
00:26:00,033 --> 00:26:01,933
Boomtown.

639
00:26:01,966 --> 00:26:05,900
But, the team came together.

640
00:26:05,933 --> 00:26:07,833
And that's a fuckin' W, boys!

641
00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:09,900
(ALL YELLING)

642
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:13,266
(DOOR CLOSES)

643
00:26:16,266 --> 00:26:18,966
I have never

644
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,966
been less embarrassed
in all my life.

645
00:26:24,733 --> 00:26:27,800
They are fuckin' embarrassing!

646
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:28,900
(ALL CHEERING)

647
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,300
Jonesy, Reilly.
You have a visitor!

648
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,400
What?

649
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,700
Thanks, boys.

650
00:26:45,566 --> 00:26:46,866
For what, Katy‐Kat?

651
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,366
For the what, Katy‐Kat?

652
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,000
For sticking up for me.

653
00:26:50,033 --> 00:26:51,366
(BOTH) Ferda.

654
00:26:54,433 --> 00:26:55,666
I want to get back together.

655
00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:59,433
But just with one of you.

656
00:27:07,566 --> 00:27:08,933
God bless you, man,

657
00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:11,433
but you better stop it
with that nipple shit.

658
00:27:11,466 --> 00:27:13,666
From your lips
to God's nips, Bradley.

659
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,933
Bradley, do your
Chris Tucker again.

660
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,566
That's the best one.

661
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,800
Wayne, I would but your laugh
makes me want to

662
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:20,233
strangle a small
motherfuckin' dog!

663
00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:21,700
‐(LAUGHING)
‐Hey, Bradley,

664
00:27:23,466 --> 00:27:24,900
we should race right now.

665
00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:27,400
‐Really...
‐No Dan, no.

666
00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:29,500
What? You gonna race me.

667
00:27:29,533 --> 00:27:31,933
You hear the
Legend of the Wind?

668
00:27:31,966 --> 00:27:33,766
I ain't scared of
a goddamn thing!

669
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,566
Bradley, do your
Denzel Washington again.

670
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,900
That's the best one.

671
00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:38,666
We'll go fast around
the bar, real fast.

672
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,533
Bradley do your Will Smith
again, that's the best one.

673
00:27:40,566 --> 00:27:42,400
You and me Bradley,
50 meter dash.

674
00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:43,966
‐Let's go right now.
‐(LAUGHING)

675
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Okay, 50 meters too far.
I get it. Twenty‐five meters.

676
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,266
‐It's not so far.
‐(LAUGHING)

677
00:27:52,033 --> 00:27:53,500
Hear the wind?

678
00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:54,866
That's a wind, knocking
on your door, Bradley.

679
00:27:57,866 --> 00:28:00,466
(BOTTLES CLATTERING)

680
00:28:01,866 --> 00:28:02,866
(EXHALES)

681
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,466
ROSIE: Bradley?

682
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,633
Wayne?

683
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:13,300
That's Bradley's
favorite cousin.

684
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,566
Trouble in paradise,
shirt‐tucker?

685
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,600
Ha!

686
00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:20,600
Wayne.

687
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,533
Please, no.

688
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:25,600
No one loves Bradley
more than Rosie.

689
00:28:30,966 --> 00:28:33,500
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)