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We went shopping for a whiskey night the other day.

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That's a big fuck-off bottle of Gus N' Bru.

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It's better to be looking at it then looking     for it.

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You boys getting into it tonight?

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Yeah, it's a Texas-sized ten-four.

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That's a Texas-sized two-six.

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That's a Texas Micky,
super shooters, let's get cracking.

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Wayne.

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What's the problem, Katy?

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It happened again. What did?

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Gus left a Mr.  Big on the floor      this morning.

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No, he never.

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He dropped a Hershey bar in the living room  just last Tuesday,

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although upon closer inspection,
it did look more like a Hershey's mint.

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Well, I'd sooner believe that was you, Squirrelly Dan.

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So watch how you speak on his name, you know?

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Hey, buddy...  He left
a Twix on the floor just yesterday.

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And what made it a Twix as opposed to a Big Turk, Dary?

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Well, there were two of 'em.

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They're identical,    and they're side by each.

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Over and out.   How would you ask somebody if you wanted just

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one of their Twix's?

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Well, just what you said. "Can I have one of your Twix's?"

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No, it'd be... "Could I have a Twick?"

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In any event, it's starting
to look like Willy Wonka's emptying his pockets

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around your house, good buddy.

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Now, you's realize      the weight of these allegations.

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These accusations.

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Can confirm.

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And you's realize      the consequences at hand
should your claim be false.

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Claims is's this. Can confirm's.

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I'll only give you's one more chanceto retract.

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No questions asked.

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Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.

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We wouldn't be bringing it
to you if it weren't worth       being brought'en.

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-But...
-Bring it on.

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Oh, it has been broughten.

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I'm just kidding around.

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He's a ten-year-old boy, now.

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He's made me proud for a goddamn decade.

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He's been a real good bo.

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He's been such a bo.

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But he's a senior now.

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He's on the home stretch,
and I'm trying to let himenjoy it.

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Snoozin' on the furniture, lots of human food.

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Leash is so long now, she's limp.

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And he's earned it.

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So you're just gonna
let him drop Baby Ruth's all over the house?

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As opposed to what, Katy?

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Just give him a real good, stern       talking to.

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Oh, yeah, and how's that gonna shake down?

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He's probably half fuckin' deaf.

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Aren't you, you fuckin' geezer?

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The same way it shook down   for the last decade before
you stopped disciplining him,

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just 'cause he's old.

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Okay, Katy. Katy, okay, I'm going in.

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Wish me luck.

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All right, was that you
leaving Crispy Crunchers all over the floor?

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'Cause that's a bad dog,
don't you do that again,      that's bad.

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Lickety-split.

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Ah, that's a wee bit aggressive.

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Oh is that what I'm being, Dary?

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Well, that's your pal you're talking to over there,

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fairly accusatory.   I'd say give him
benefit of the doubt.

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I wouldn't. Well, you didn't even ask him if he did it there.

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You just assumed, I think you're better   than that.

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Okay, Dary.  Dary, okay, I'm going back in,wish me luck.

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Aye.

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Was that you leaving Jersey Milks on the floor?

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Because that's bad,  if that was you, that was bad.

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Don't you do that   again ever, 'cause I'll be there.

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You're not taking this seriously.

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Oh, is that what I'm not doing, Katy?

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No, you're joking around and he knows it.

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It's, "Bad boy, this is a bad boy."

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Hey, he knows thatI'm joking but he doesn't
know that you're joking.

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Don't say "bad" unless you mean bad.

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I'm sorry, Gus.

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That's okay, he's a good boy, he's such a boy.

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Why don't you just try    using your real voice?
It may permeate better.

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Okay, Katy.  Katy, okay, I'm going back in.

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Wish me luck.

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Hey, bud.

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I noticed that you've
been leaving Caramilks all over the floor,

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you know what's gonna     happen?
Someone's gonna     step on one in the night

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and take a header,   someone's gonna pull
a full gainer down the stairs.

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Or at the very least, a half gainer.

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So what you wanna do is do that outside     like a good boy.

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Please and thanks.

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I thinks we're almost there.

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Oh, is that where we almost are, Squirrelly Dan?

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Now, Professor Tricia says
that when you're bringing a complaints to someone,

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they'll be more receptive to altering their behavior

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if you make it your problem.

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Make it personal      rather than placing
the blames on them.

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What are you fuckin'   getting on about over there?

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May I's? Okay, Dan.  Dan, okay.

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Go on in, good luck.

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Gus, how are you now?

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Now, we've all noticed
the Coffee Crisps around the house,

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and that's completely    natural and nothing for youse
to be embarrassed about.

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But I am quite worriedI am going to slip on one
and take a full gainer,

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or...  Please look at me when I'm talking, Gus.

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Now, while I know that that is my problem,

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I know you don't want this to happen any more      than I do.

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So I'm hoping we can   works together to find
a resolution to this problem.

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But besides that, we want you   to know ,
we think you're doing   a terrific job around here

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and we don't want     to bothers you anymore than we needs to,

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so you have yourself a great day.

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I'm not going to make you
sit through that butt-fuckery,   Bud, away you go.

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You're a good boy, away you go.

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Away you go.

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Look, I know he's just snoozing on the furniture   all day,

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but you take him out for routine number twos.

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Ten-four?

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You try taking him out, Katy, he don't wanna.

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You can say,     "Hey, Gus, wanna rock one?"

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And if he could talk,  he'd say,
"I've had to rock one for a good seven, eight hours.

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"Don't worry about that right now.

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"I'm gonna grab another      quick 20 ,
25 shut-eye here,      we'll circle back

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"on the conversation later.

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"But how about some good
itchings and scratchings    in the meantime?"

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Whoo!

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Smells like Mr.  Wonka's
just emptied his pockets  in the other room.

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Fuck.

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Well, everybody up, help me look.

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Better to be looking at it, than looking for it, eh?

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Ladies. Women.

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It has come to our attention  that there may be a young man
who has come between you girls.

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I mean... How do you mean?

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Well, Betty-Anne, Mary-Anne.

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We were told that you may be going for   the same guy.

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Or, or that the same
guy may be going for both of you.

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Impossible. How do you mean?

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The last guy that was into Mary-Anne was the priest
at Catholic school in grade six.

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And only 'cause he thought she was a boy.

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Well done, Betty-Anne. Catholic school, grade six.

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Isn't that the same year
you got the nickname "Fisted Sister"?

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Which you gave yourself?

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Ladies. "Women."

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And a fitting nickname it was, Betty-Anne.

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Your mitt looks like  a boa constrictor unhinged its jaw

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in an effort to consume a combat submarine.

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Speaking       of consumption,

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your mitt looks like the drooping jowls    of a shar-pei

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with a palsy and a water wing      in its mouth.

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Your mitt looks like     the back of Kelsey Grammer's
head circa Frasier '94

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if the cast each autographed    his bald spot
with multi-colored lipsticks.

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Your mitt has more spiderwebs than a No Doubt
set list, Mary-Anne.

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Betty-Anne, your mitt   is so dusty ,
I can hear it   singing Son of a Preacher Man.

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We've gotta go    to the source, buddy.
It's our only hope, buddy.

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Ferda.

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I'm not helping you tit-fuckers or those twats.

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Give your balls  a tug.

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We're at the bottom of the line here, Shoresy.

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You wanna talk about lines, you fuckin' loser?

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I woke up to your mum
rippin' dick-dingers off my foreskin,

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tell her to keep her hands off my scoops.

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Fuck you, Shoresy.

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Fuck you, Jonesy, I made your mum cumso hard

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they made a Canadian  Heritage Minute out of it and
Don McKellar played my dick.

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Fuck you, Shoresy. Fuck you, Reilly.

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I made your mum so wet,
Trudeau deployed a 24-hour    infantry unit

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to stack sand bags around my bed.

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Fuck you, Shoresy.

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Fuck you both,      your lives are so fuckin' pathetic,

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I ran a charity 15K    to raise awareness for it,
you fuckin' losers.

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Where is he?       He was supposed to be here an hour ago.

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Everyone stay composed .
I'm going to sever Everett's phalanges one by one,

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and force-feed them to him, fondue style.

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Your terms are not acceptable, Roald.

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I'm going to rip off   his ears and use them
to tickle his taint.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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I'm going to scalp   him of his skin ,
wear it   like a costume, and perform.

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The Rocky Horror Picture
Show in its entirety,     while he watches.

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I need to lie down.

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The end is nigh.

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Stewart!

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Would you come down here, please?

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Everett.

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Hey, dude.

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Did you hear all of that?

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Bits and pieces, something about a picture show in the Rockies.

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Everett.

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Give me the...

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Stewart.

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Glen?

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Stewart.

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Glen. This is...

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No it's not! an intervention.

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Roald. Stewart...

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Roald!

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Stewart.

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Unhand Roaldie.

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Come.

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Sit.

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Stay.

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But...

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But...

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Oh, I like you.

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You're coming with me and Glen.

202
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Where?

203
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To a place where you can get away.

204
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Yeah.

205
00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:46,095
You can't mean... Oh, yes, Stewart.

206
00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:48,790
You don't mean... Yes, Stewart.

207
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No! Stewart...

208
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You're going to rehab.

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No! Yes.

210
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No. Yes.

211
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No!

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Yes.

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Ladies.

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Women.

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Sorry. lt's okay.

216
00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,620
Um, we spoke with Shoresy.

217
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You did? And?

218
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,620
And he, um... What?

219
00:09:13,655 --> 00:09:15,220
He said... What?

220
00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,420
He said you suck at hockey.

221
00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:24,030
Huh?Yeah, he said you should stick

222
00:09:24,065 --> 00:09:25,325
to Ringette. Huh?

223
00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:30,700
Yeah, he said that youshould never ever let
a woman do a man's job.

224
00:09:30,735 --> 00:09:32,275
He did? Yeah.

225
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:36,275
I was standing there like, "What is this guy saying?"

226
00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,440
And then he said, "Who let the broads out  of the kitchen?"

227
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He did not. Yeah.

228
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,145
And we were like, "What?

229
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"You can't say that." And he's like,

230
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"Yeah, I can.  They should be making me my supper."

231
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,790
And I was, "Whoa, dude."

232
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Did he? Yeah.

233
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I mean, we're like, "Dude, you're crazy."

234
00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:57,130
Then he said, "I mean, how'd they find time     for hockey,

235
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"while they're cleaning the floors and doing  my laundry."

236
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Did he? Yeah,

237
00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:03,800
and that's not even...
That's not even the craziest part.

238
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Like we were... And believe us,

239
00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:07,810
we had had enough     at this point ,
but     we were like,

240
00:10:07,845 --> 00:10:08,835
"Are you sure about this?"

241
00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:12,350
And he was like,      "Anybody can go back-to-back."

242
00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:16,880
Yeah, and we're like,  "Dude ,
you better stop  talking about those girls

243
00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:17,915
"like that." Mmm.

244
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,620
"Better stop talking about those women    like that."

245
00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:23,820
But he said, "Talk to me when they go back-to-back...

246
00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,385
"to-back."

247
00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:26,490
That's what he said.

248
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,030
Mary-Anne. Betty-Anne.

249
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,595
What rhymes with hip, lip and dip?

250
00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:33,731
Ship.   What rhymes with coat, note and tote?

251
00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,570
Boat.  Why don't you say you, me and the girls

252
00:10:35,605 --> 00:10:36,640
put another one on the water?

253
00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:38,500
Back-to-back-to-back!

254
00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:26,115
You're driving. Would if I could,     but I can't.

255
00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:27,645
Okay.      You boys leaning into one tonight?

256
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,080
Well, it's better to
be looking at it than looking for it.

257
00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:31,302
How about our very own Shamrockettes?

258
00:12:31,337 --> 00:12:33,255
Playing for the fuckin' 'ship.

259
00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:35,420
When a local team plays
for the championship,     that's something

260
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,372
the whole town can get behind.

261
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,620
Creates a pretty good sense of community, too.

262
00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:40,195
And a series sweeps, no less.

263
00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:41,830
A wee bit of Meryl Sweep.

264
00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:43,160
Sweep in wolf's clothing.

265
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,030
The lion sweeps tonight.

266
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Drive safe.

267
00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:49,840
Stewart gets out  of rehab today, so I'm keeping it local.

268
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,440
Pitter-patter.

269
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,910
Wayne. Dwayne.

270
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Daryl. Cheryl.

271
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Dan. Pam.

272
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See youse brought your brooms.

273
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Shop's nothing but a couple side-roads down, though.

274
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,450
Oh, youse didn't hear?We're working for
Sweep Country Canada now.

275
00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:08,755
Don't fear the sweeper.

276
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,085
Why don't you use those brooms and show us

277
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,425
that little dance those fellows do   in Mary Poppins?

278
00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:14,390
If we offer you a beer  are we sweeping
with the enemies, or...

279
00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:17,860
You should've used those brooms
to sweep the cobwebs off of Letterkenny's trophy case.

280
00:13:17,895 --> 00:13:19,730
Well, it's good you got the beer sorted,

281
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,400
but is that Donegal tap water still stinky, or...

282
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,965
Youse got a liberal amount of beer there,

283
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,210
not sure it's gonna be enough to drown your sorrows
after we shit-kick youse today.

284
00:13:27,245 --> 00:13:29,070
Youse are on the brink of elimination,

285
00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:30,375
read it and sweep. Hey.

286
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,350
Win or lose, youse guys have still got the most  ostrich-fuckers

287
00:13:33,385 --> 00:13:34,375
per capita, right?

288
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:35,715
That's the big picture.

289
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,315
Allegedlys.

290
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,950
Bet you wish you could  put your head in the sand
and ignore that one, huh?

291
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,820
May the best town win.

292
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,160
Ladies. None finer than you,   Mary-Anne.

293
00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:50,925
Women.

294
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,630
None more admirable than you, Betty-Anne.

295
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,465
We've overcome adversity.

296
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,100
Found a way to win.

297
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:03,745
Let's get this fucking win, let's get this fucking sweep!

298
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:08,310
And let's get this   luxury fucking
sea liner on the lake!

299
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,650
League final, buddy. Game four, buddy.

300
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,060
Suits on deck. What could go wrong?

301
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,555
Shoresy? Give your balls a tug.

302
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:21,895
Shoresy! Tit-fuckers.

303
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,265
We heard what you said about us, you sack of shit.

304
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,625
"Never let a woman do a man's job," huh?

305
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:29,400
Watch this, we're just taking
a break from cooking and cleaning to win

306
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,505
back-to-back-to-back 'ships, asshole.

307
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:33,375
I'll make you a sandwich afterwards, though,

308
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:34,975
I'll shove it up your ass for you, too.

309
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,977
You two are the silliest       twats I've ever met
in my whole fuckin' life.

310
00:14:38,012 --> 00:14:41,150
I didn't say any   of that shit, you dumb broads.

311
00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:43,820
But I did say your breath
could stop a Mack Truck,       Betty-Anne,

312
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,915
I'll tell that to anyone who will listen.

313
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,255
Fuck you, Shoresy.

314
00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:50,490
Fuck you, Betty-Anne,
your breath is an existential crisis,

315
00:14:50,525 --> 00:14:52,360
made me question my whole fuckin' life.

316
00:14:52,395 --> 00:14:54,195
Fuck you, Shoresy.

317
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:57,160
Fuck you, Mary-Anne, you got legs on you like redwoods,

318
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:58,500
you could box-jump a bungalow.

319
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,335
Fuck you, Shoresy.

320
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:03,570
Fuck you, Reilly,   your mum groped me
two Halloweens ago,

321
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:05,440
shut the fuck up or I'll take it to Twitter.

322
00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:07,040
Fuck you, Shoresy.

323
00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:08,075
You're a horrible fuckin' ref.

324
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,810
Fuck you, Jonesy,  take a look at me,
I'm not even a ref,

325
00:15:10,845 --> 00:15:14,510
I'm a fuckin' linesman,      but you can referee on
my nuts, you piece of shit.

326
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,085
Fuck you, Shoresy!

327
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,450
I'd still smash you both if I was bored,

328
00:15:17,485 --> 00:15:20,885
but Reilly and Jonesy's mums get too jealous.

329
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,590
Make yourselves useful, grab me a bag ofdill picklers.

330
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:26,260
Good luck, you fuckin' losers.

331
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,460
Let's stick it to that fuck.

332
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,025
Literally and figuratively.

333
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,930
Who the fuck skates like that?

334
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,670
Stewart's recovery has been...

335
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:42,540
Remarkable.

336
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,080
He is almost...

337
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,480
Unrecognizable.

338
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:54,020
Are you ready?

339
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,315
Ready!

340
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,220
Calm down, Roald.

341
00:15:57,255 --> 00:15:58,020
Stewart!

342
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,110
Fuck the wave,         pull your finger out of your ass.

343
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,710
I remember when you could smoke in here.

344
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,580
Yeah, we're gonna smoke youse in here, bud.

345
00:16:18,615 --> 00:16:20,415
Came here to do two things,

346
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:23,380
launch this broom on the ice    and drink ,
and the gal at the    bar just told me I'm cut off.

347
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,585
Your gals look slower than my tractor,

348
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,735
of course, mine's got a HEMI in her.

349
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,885
Your gals are having a tougher time

350
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,355
finding the puck than NHL on Fox circa 1996.

351
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,730
I've seen more hustle in chess.

352
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:37,530
Still no heaters in here,    eh?
I remember Letterkenny    mounting the 50.

353
00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:39,635
Let's go, Shamrockettes!

354
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:42,870
Let's go, Shamrockettes!

355
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,035
Let's go, Shamrockettes.

356
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,880
Pass to me!

357
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,615
Okay, ladies... "Women."

358
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:30,120
Hurry up and score    a fuckin' goal already ,
I'm    getting the bedtime sillies.

359
00:17:30,155 --> 00:17:32,485
Fuck off, Shoresy, give us our time-out.

360
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,920
Fuck you, Reilly,   tell your mum to give me a time-out.

361
00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:38,120
The last time I tried that,
she threatened to take      a header on me

362
00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:40,260
into an empty pool at the Quality Suites.

363
00:17:40,295 --> 00:17:42,095
Fuck you, Shoresy, leave us alone.

364
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,530
Fuck you, Jonesy,       tell your mum to leave me alone,

365
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,200
she's been laying
in my fuckin' water bed since Labor Day.

366
00:17:47,235 --> 00:17:48,495
Fuck you, Shoresy.

367
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:52,000
Fuck you all,      your lives are so sad,
I get a charity tax break

368
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,035
just for hanging out with you.

369
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:56,010
Nice sweep, no sweep, give your balls a tug.

370
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,280
Enough fuckin' around. Let's do this.

371
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:30,240
Shamrockettes!

372
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,320
We did it, buddy.

373
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,990
Can't believe it, buddy.

374
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:59,025
We won      a fuckin' 'ship.

375
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,670
We bought that boat.

376
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,890
Hmm.

377
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,065
Yeah, it's Mum.

378
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,300
Mine too. Probably wanna say     congratulations.