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We were discussing headlines
from the city newspaper   the other day...

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Damn shame       about MoDeans burning down.

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Do you know what? It's really something

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how we keep losing those locations to drink at.

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The Ukrainian Center
is a healthy consolation, though.

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Well, everybody knows the cheapest beers are
at the Ukrainian Center.

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With the Legion being a close second.

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When's Gail getting back
from her South American singles resort?

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When she's had her fill, I suppose.

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Delicious pun.

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Thank you, Wayne.

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Thank you, Bonnie.

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Now, was that your tummy grumbling? Or was that you proper?

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That'd    be me proper.

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A little grumble in the jungle over there.

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Little grumble in the Bronx.

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A little royal grumble.

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It was  a grumble proper.

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Now, I'm a devout pupil
of Social Justice Warriors, Professor Tricia.

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The devoutest.

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But dare I say things
in the city is getting wee bit out of hands.

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What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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Well, the story I just read
here is quite the incredible chain of events.

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You know, there's so many causes now.

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They're just tripping right over each other.

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Well, it's better than driving into each other.

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That was a bit dark, Dary.

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What's the scoop, Dan?

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Here's the scoop.

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Bunch of gals said that they were gonna stop tweetings for a day

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out of protest for sexual abuses  towards womens.

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And they encouraged mens to stops tweetings
in supports of the womens.

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So, what's   the problem?
Oh, I wasn't finished.

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Well, what happened next?

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I'll tells you what happens next.

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Some black gals joined in on the protest,

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but they got mad at the white girls protesting,

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because womens of colors didn't receive the same
supports on similar issues.

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I think I see where you're going with this.

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Well, did something happen even after that?

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Something did happen after that.

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One of the white gals asking for supports
got supports from one guy,

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but she told him he could fuck right off

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because apparently he used
to call gals "broads" back in high schools.

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But they are tweeting about not tweeting. Do I have that right?

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I got a feeling something even happened after that.

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Yeah, me too, Dary.     Me too.
I got that     same feeling.

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Well, here's what happened even after that.

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The President of lceland sends out

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a happy birthday tweet to his daughter, Alfheiour.

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And now all the gals saying that you shouldn't be tweetings

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turns hims into public enemy number one.

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And it's on Twitter they're doing that?

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And to the President
of lceland, they're doing that?

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Icelanders are the most
lovable fucking people on planet Earth.

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One more thing even happens, so help me God.

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So help me God. Something else did happen after that,

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because it turns out
the President of lceland's daughter, Alfheiour,

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has got herself a case of the Down syndromes.

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So here comes the Special Olympics advocates,

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and they're in a real bad way.

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As they should be.

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If you wanna go at lceland,
you better have your fucking     facts right.

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Well, here's the kicker, turns out the President of
Iceland's daughter, Alfheiour,

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is also a refugee from war-torn Somalia  what he's adopted.

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So that increases the tension between

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the womens of colors not tweeting

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and the white gals not tweeting.

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To top it all off, here comes World Vision,

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and they're coming in a'swinging.

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Fuck every duck. What next?

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Oh, here's what happened after that.

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Remember that first guy that they told to fucks right off

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'cause he used to call gals "broads" back in high school?

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Turns out he's paralyzed from the waist down.

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So here comes the war amps saying ,
"You better back the fuck off our guy."

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Enough's enough.

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I can't handle anymore.

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Well, there's no way there's more. There's no goddamn way.

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Wait.  There is more.

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Turns out the President of lcelands

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is paralyzed from the necks down,

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so now everybody's back on lceland's sides again.

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Oh, right where they should've been
the whole fucking time.

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Now, it's from the neck down that he's paralyzed, you say?

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So, how does he even make a tweet?

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And they're all doing this on Twitter?

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Where else but Twitter would this be happenings?

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On the day they're not exposed to be tweeting?

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On the very same day they're not exposed to be tweeting.

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Jesus!

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Look what's happening in local news!

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What?

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Stay tuned to find out.

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Well, the Letterkenny Chiefs is changing their names and logos.

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That sounds     about right. Probably for the best.

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They had a good run.

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The only constant in life is change, as they say.

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"The only constant in life is change"?

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It's a wee bit to wrap your head around there.

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Well, the only constant
around here is everything stays the sames.

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Any-who...

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According to the writers of the Letterkenny Banner,

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the whole world's going to hells in a hand baskets.

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Sounds about right.

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Probably      for the best. We had a good run.

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As long as we're going in a hand basket.

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As opposed to what kind of basket?

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Well, there's a bazillion different kinds of baskets.

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Hand and waste paper. What else?

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Okay, so maybe there's not a bazillion
different kinds, but...

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Yeah, it's    definitely not a bazillion different kinds...

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Yeah, that's what I just said,

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"There's not a bazillion different kinds of baskets."

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Well, don't come in here
saying "bazillion" unless you mean a bazillion...

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Okay.  I was just for emphasis.  I was saying,

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"Bazillion different kinds of baskets."

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Go ahead and name five kinds of baskets

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besides hands and waste paper.

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Okay.  Floor basket,

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hanging basket, wall basket,

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bike basket, basketball basket.

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All right.

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I withdraw.

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Bamboo bakset,        britan bakset, liquor bakset.

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Bakset?

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Yes, that's one of two words that Dary can't say right.

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What's the other one, Dary? Brefekst.

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Yeah, Dary can't say the word "breakfast" either.

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You wanna try, bud? Brefekst.  Bakset.

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Attaboy.

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So, what are they changing the name to?

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According to this, they're
letting the publics decides with an onlines polls.

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Ooh, boy.

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Not a  good idea. Is there a worse idea?

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Currently, the Letterkenny Rough Riders is leading by a hair.

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Is that your tummy grumbling? Or is that you proper?

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No, that'd be me proper.

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What's the rumpus, grumpus?

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Don't you think that there's
already too many Rough Riders in the area as it is?

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You got        the Redford Rough Riders. And a one.

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You got the Welno Rough Riders. And a two.

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And don't forget the Greater Maddawascow Rough Riders.

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And a three.  And that's
just off the tippy tops      of our heads.

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Does get a bit confusing during playoffs.

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People like to root for a Rough Rider.

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Yeah, but if we're all
going to be Rough Riders, why even have teams?

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Why not just be a big bunch of      Rough Riders?

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Why don't you just
name the whole league the Rough Riders?

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Why even stop there?

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Why don't we just go ahead
and name the whole human race Rough Riders?

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Like, you see what I'm saying.

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Yeah.  Today, we're all Rough Riders.

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What exactly is a Rough Rider?

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I don't know.  All's I'm saying
is that there's too many of them.  Don't you see?

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So, what else is in the running?

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Ah, second place is the Letterkenny    Muff Riders.

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Yeah, I can get behind Muff Riders.

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Hmm.  What else?

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Third place goes to the Letterkenny Foot Fuckers.

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Shouldn't that be in first place,

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on account that it has foot in the title,
and it's a soccer team?

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What else?

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Well, fourth place is a tie
between the Big Nickelbacks and the 69ers.

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Both good choices.

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I don't know who to root for.

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People likes to root for a 69er.

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I don't have a problem.

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I don't have... I don't have a problem.

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I don't have a problem.

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Where is it?         lt's right here.

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First, the meth.

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I think you do have a problem.

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I don't have a problem!

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You've never acted like this before the...

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This is all because of the...

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I've never seen it get its claws in so deep.

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Give me the dark web.

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Stewart! I need the dark web.

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You're killing him!

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It is killing you!

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Give me the dark web.

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Take the dark web.

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The dark web is yours.

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Okay, so you keep the meth over there, right?

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We do.  Let me show you.

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I'm in.

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Letterkenny, the hard right is inside of you.

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Fuck!

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These stooges again.

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I don't see a video request from them.

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How am I hearing their voice?

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Must be some high-tech dark web shit.

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Stu? Stu!

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Appreciate the Stooges reference.

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Everyone knows Curly was the original skinhead.

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Plus Ron Asheton from  lggy and the Stooges had a real
Third Reich obsession.

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Good Christ! lt smells like
somebody's been smoking      gate waves in here.

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The Chiefs are changing their name.

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Who?

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Your beloved junior soccer team.

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Who?

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Ah! Nobody cares about anything anymore.

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What about the history? The tradition?

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What's a junior soccer team?

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Some people      still care, all right? You best believe.

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And we are recruiting.

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So, gentlemen, are you ready to join the hard right?

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Politics?

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We're anarchists.

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Yeah.  Who cares if the soccer team changes its name?

212
00:09:06,985 --> 00:09:08,810
The hard right, that's who.

213
00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,645
Chiefs is a strong name.

214
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:15,490
I remember a time when
being called a chief was a good thing.

215
00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,360
People like to root for a chief.

216
00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:21,055
This used to be the heartland.

217
00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:24,300
Now, it is just the other heartland

218
00:09:24,335 --> 00:09:26,700
of far-left liberal cucks.

219
00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:29,370
Did somebody get their feelings hurt?

220
00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,005
Did somebody sign a petition?

221
00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,745
Uh, news flash, you're all caving to PC culture.

222
00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:40,050
You're just a bunch of
far-left liberal fucking     pinko snowflakes.

223
00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,875
Oh, we've been called worse.

224
00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:44,580
But might as well just change the name to Letterkenny Cucks.

225
00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,520
Regional champs of Cuckistan! Okay.

226
00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:51,260
This is what the failed patriarchy looks like.

227
00:09:51,295 --> 00:09:54,990
I'm so sick of you beta male SJWs.

228
00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,295
We're not SJWs.

229
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,965
I actually identify as a wood nymph.

230
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Super weird. Be gone.

231
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,965
Oh, we'll be gone.

232
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,905
Just as soon as you betas show us where the alphas are.

233
00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:09,940
I'll see myself out.
I assume all of you are following suit.

234
00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:14,210
He talks more than I do.

235
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,080
That was weird.

236
00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:25,960
Ah, yes! Now we're talking. The alphas.  Real men.

237
00:10:25,995 --> 00:10:27,525
No matriarchy in sight.

238
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,855
Who the fuck are you?

239
00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:32,595
I'm Hard Right Jay, and I represent the Hard Right,

240
00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:34,735
a group with far-right ideologies

241
00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:39,570
that rejects mainstream    conservatism and endeavors to
promote white nationalism.

242
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:40,875
Oh, white nationalism?

243
00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:43,040
Good thing Gail,     the owner of the old bars ain't here.

244
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:48,380
Oh, small town bar owner, what is she ,
like a good sixth-generation Scottish woman?

245
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,450
No.

246
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:50,520
What are you's getting on about over there?

247
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,850
Did you dinks bring these dudes here?

248
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,990
What's the first meal of the day, Daryl?

249
00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,590
Your mom. Attaboy.

250
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:56,885
Breakfast!

251
00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,390
Ah, that's it, right.  Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah.

252
00:11:00,425 --> 00:11:02,260
Run away like true socialistas.

253
00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:06,800
At least your actions         are consistent with
your failed ideologies.

254
00:11:06,835 --> 00:11:10,540
You edgelords       are a walking horde
of participation trophies.

255
00:11:10,575 --> 00:11:13,470
Go back to giving out hand jobs for free.

256
00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:16,410
We're not socialistas. I'm still with her.

257
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:19,080
We're anarchists. And our hand jobs aren't free.

258
00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,020
So...

259
00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:27,620
Forg...

260
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,985
Forgive...

261
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:33,230
Forgive them.  They don't see the big picture.  Yet.

262
00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:34,560
What's the big picture?

263
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:37,500
You wanna see how deep this rabbit hole really goes?

264
00:11:37,535 --> 00:11:39,370
Or are you guys globalists?

265
00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:41,770
What's that? Ah!

266
00:11:41,805 --> 00:11:44,135
I'll admit, I was anticipating

267
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:48,440
the low energy, country cuck road show, but you're curious.

268
00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:49,780
Color me glad.

269
00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:51,875
It's time to wake up.

270
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:53,110
It's time for you to spit out all of the toxic sludge

271
00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:56,980
you've been spoon fed by the lan Hanomansings

272
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,190
and the Gloria Macarenkos of the world.

273
00:12:00,225 --> 00:12:01,520
We are a movement.

274
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,660
Bowel movement by the looks of it.

275
00:12:03,695 --> 00:12:05,412
Ah, hachi-machi, I like your fire.

276
00:12:05,447 --> 00:12:08,990
We could use more women in the movement.

277
00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:13,000
We have next to none, for reasons we can't       quite decode.

278
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:15,670
Pitter patter. Yes, pitter patter.

279
00:12:15,705 --> 00:12:17,800
All lives matter.

280
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,975
News flash, the out of control PC police

281
00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:23,940
are forcing your beloved
Letterkenny Chiefs to change their name.

282
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:24,975
Yeah, we caught that.

283
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,080
Yeah, well, we're here to protest that.

284
00:12:26,115 --> 00:12:29,550
Our legions of brothers will be joining me

285
00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:31,645
at John Letterkenny Field later.

286
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:35,655
And we want you, the salt of the earth alphas,

287
00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:42,630
the stewards of traditional morals,
traditional values, the silent majority, to join us.

288
00:12:42,665 --> 00:12:46,630
The fight against poor, uneducated libtards

289
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,770
requires nothing short of a massacre.

290
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,370
Now you're a bit fucking dramatic, eh?

291
00:12:50,405 --> 00:12:51,987
Why is keeping the name of the Chiefs important to you?

292
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:56,475
It isn't. Oh, oh, it's not.  lt isn't?

293
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,910
Well, not really,       in the long run.
Nor the short run, really.

294
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,015
Yeah, no need to get your jimmies all out of joint.

295
00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:05,580
Well, but you...  You understand
why it's important to fight the left? Yes?

296
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,955
I didn't know it was necessary, much less important.

297
00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:11,460
The point is       the government is trying to keep you

298
00:13:11,495 --> 00:13:15,460
and your humble agricultural livelihoods thoroughly cucked.

299
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,860
It's time to wake up and smell the chem trails.

300
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,070
It's time to stand up for your God given right

301
00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:24,000
to have kick-ass names for all your favorite teams,

302
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:27,210
and fuck anybody whose feelings get hurt along the way.

303
00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:28,775
Oh, is that what time it is?

304
00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:31,480
Oh, you think I don't have feelings?
You think my feelings don't get hurt?

305
00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:34,645
My grandfather has a pacemaker, right?

306
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,350
Every time I watch      the lndiana Pacers play basketball,

307
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:38,950
it makes me think of Papi.

308
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:42,925
And his irregular heartbeat. And it fucks me up, big time.

309
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:47,230
You see me complaining
to the lndiana Pacers or anyone in the NBA?

310
00:13:47,265 --> 00:13:48,795
Mmm, suck it up, buttercup.

311
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,160
So? So what?

312
00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:51,230
So join us.

313
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,700
Tell you what.  I'll fight you for it. You and me.

314
00:13:58,735 --> 00:14:00,840
Sorry, what? What I'm saying is,

315
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,710
I'll fight you.

316
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,840
And if you win I'll come to the field with you.

317
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:08,050
But if you lose, we're not asking for
anything in return.

318
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:12,320
Ah, you SJWs are a lost cause.

319
00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:14,990
I'm going to troll!

320
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,990
Letterkenny Chiefs! Letterkenny Chiefs!

321
00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:21,355
We can do this, buddy.

322
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:23,765
We can establish order, buddy.  I know we can.

323
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,860
Of course you can.

324
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,265
Ah.

325
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,565
Hockey, eh?

326
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,165
Fastest sport on Earth.

327
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:35,010
And the whitest too, arguably, so bonus points there.

328
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:37,645
Okay, the Catholic school games are on the other rink.

329
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,945
Uh, we just, uh, thought you strapping alphas

330
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,300
might want to know that the globalists

331
00:14:42,335 --> 00:14:48,890
are trying to turn your small town into a hive

332
00:14:48,925 --> 00:14:50,760
of post-castrati extremism.

333
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,630
What the fuck's castrati?

334
00:14:52,665 --> 00:14:53,925
Uh, it's a pasta, bro.

335
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,360
Uh, it's pronounced "pah-sta," bro.   ls it?

336
00:14:56,630 --> 00:15:00,900
Today, it's the Letterkenny    Chiefs.
Tomorrow, it'll be    your beloved Shamrocks.

337
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:03,840
Well, you know, the Chiefs is kinda not PC though, buddy.

338
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,510
We try to keep it, like, kind of in touch there.

339
00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:10,780
What if they decide to get
butt hurt over the Letterkenny Shamrocks name next

340
00:15:10,815 --> 00:15:12,650
and force you to change it

341
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:17,180
just because they don't know   how to control their...
Their    fragile beta male emotions?

342
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:18,520
What then, huh?

343
00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:21,990
You don't see a bunch
of lrish people protesting    here, do you?

344
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,555
No, you don't.

345
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,685
They're not,  "Argh, please change your name!"

346
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,095
None of that's happening. You wanna know why?

347
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:31,330
Because lrish people don't
fucking complain about anything, all right?

348
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:35,035
Irish people know how to take it like a champ, okay?

349
00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:37,705
You take their potatoes away, they don't say a fucking thing.

350
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,610
It's pronounced "po-tah-to. "       ls it?

351
00:15:39,645 --> 00:15:43,080
It's called "manning up,"   gentlemen.
You might want   to look into it.

352
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:46,550
What do you think, buddy?

353
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:47,880
I think this guy's a goof, buddy.

354
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:49,985
Cool, buddy. Yeah, but...

355
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:54,290
On that note, I'm not really a fan of the Shamrocks name.

356
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:55,855
-Really?
-Yeah.

357
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:59,360
Me too, buddy.  I mean,
if we're talking about  some kind of negative

358
00:15:59,395 --> 00:16:01,230
stereotype attached to that name, you know?

359
00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:03,360
Right? lt's like,         just because
my name is Reilly,

360
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,760
that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm a drunken leprechaun.

361
00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:07,370
Maybe we should change the name, buddy.

362
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,040
What's this about a name change?

363
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,405
If anybody should        change their names, it should be us.

364
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,640
What the hell's a
Shamrockette anyway? A leaf with tits?

365
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,275
Oh, this isn't your matriarch, is it?

366
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:22,580
You can't just add "ette" to     the end of the men's team
and expect women to like it.

367
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:26,590
We should change our names
to something fierce and feminine and powerful.

368
00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:28,955
Like the Screaming Banshees.

369
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:32,990
That's good, Mary-Anne. lmpressive creativity.

370
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,590
Couple of hens clucking away.

371
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,530
Especially for a girl who
had to start kindergarten two years late

372
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,670
because she couldn't grasp coloring.

373
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:41,765
I've plenty of good ideas, Betty-Anne.

374
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,670
Like convincing your dad to get a vasectomy

375
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:47,140
so I wouldn't have to worry    about another you coming into
the world while I fucked him.

376
00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:48,475
We were just starting to get them under control.

377
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:52,515
You're screwing it up, bro.
You're getting them all fired up again.

378
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:55,950
Bringing family into it now,
Mary-Anne? I would never stoop so low,

379
00:16:55,985 --> 00:16:58,080
especially with the recent passing of your mother,

380
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,290
who told me before she died that my dad is your dad too.

381
00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:04,220
You're fucking up   our progress,
man. Just get out of here.

382
00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:07,125
It's only gonna get worse too. Thanks a lot.

383
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,100
Ah, these Tumblrinas have lost the plot anyway.

384
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,535
Letterkenny Chiefs! Letterkenny Chiefs!

385
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:17,300
Where the fuck is everybody? This is supposed to be a protest.

386
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,275
We need people to protest and piss off and agitate.

387
00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:24,780
Ay, ay, ay.  Whose idea was this stupid name change anyway?

388
00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:26,110
Ours.

389
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,780
S'up, Nazis?

390
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,450
Nazi? Hilarious.

391
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:34,920
Ain't nothing funny about this, honky.

392
00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:37,285
No, but Nazi, really? Nazi?

393
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,790
Would a Nazi ride a Yamaha scooter?

394
00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:42,355
A pansy Nazi? Sure.

395
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:44,495
Would a Nazi have a Jew for a lawyer?

396
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,730
Could you refer me, asshole?
'Cause I'm gonna need one     in a minute.

397
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,165
Would a Nazi own a game-worn Tim Duncan jersey?

398
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,610
You sniff that shit before bed at night, cupcake?

399
00:17:53,645 --> 00:17:59,210
Would a Nazi's favorite snacks include ramen, pad thai, or pho?

400
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,350
It's pronounced "pho-e," "Pho-e," dummy.

401
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:02,915
Oh.

402
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:06,690
All right, would a Nazi      get turned on by
interracial gang bang porn?

403
00:18:06,725 --> 00:18:08,020
Who fucking doesn't?

404
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:10,160
All right, I think we all need to chill out here.

405
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,760
We're getting ahead of ourselves.

406
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,090
We are an inclusive movement.

407
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,300
I think you should join us.

408
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,230
Is that what we should do?

409
00:18:17,265 --> 00:18:18,112
Yes.

410
00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:20,535
Think about it, Sacagawea.

411
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:23,770
We share a lot. We have a lot in common.

412
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,310
We both pride ourselves
on traditional values, traditional morals.

413
00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:32,310
We share a very anti-immigration stance.

414
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,780
You know, if you think about it,
we actually share a lot of common ground.

415
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:38,945
Historically,  sharing ground hasn't been your strong suit.

416
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:43,260
If you guys are here,      then who's jerking off
in your mom's basement?

417
00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:46,190
Somewhere there's a   men's rights meeting
missing their door greeters.

418
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,330
Yeah, look.  I get it. You're frustrated.

419
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:52,330
It must be really exhausting
never paying taxes     your whole lives.

420
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,740
All right. Enough chin-wagging.

421
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,635
Another hen cluck, cluck, clucking away.

422
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:05,140
Hey, no one had a problem with this.
No one had a problem until you's came to town.

423
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,610
That's it.  The Hard Right, coming to a town near you.

424
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,950
Yeah, we didn't come here to counter-protest.

425
00:19:09,985 --> 00:19:12,585
Ain't nothing peaceful gonna happen today.

426
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,950
Hey, we don't practice violence.

427
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,160
We do. We don't practice violence.

428
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,255
But we are prepared for it.

429
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,690
All right.  Let's go then. Let's do this.

430
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:23,560
You and what army?

431
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,160
That one.

432
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,755
Golden pastures from here.

433
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:02,860
It's all I see.

434
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,212
Nary a chem trail in the sky.

435
00:21:04,247 --> 00:21:06,565
Possibility of a gentle Nor'Wester.

436
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,730
Oh, three to five clicks by the look of her.

437
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,670
Well, times to check in on the Letterkenny Banner.

438
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,010
What's the latest?

439
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,945
Was that your tummy grumbling or was that you proper?

440
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:22,610
That was my tummy. Good enough.

441
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,020
Well, it looks like they    canceled the online polls
to pick the new team name.

442
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,585
Oh, is that what they did?

443
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,490
Yeah, it seems like the
Muff Riders was runnings away with it.

444
00:21:28,525 --> 00:21:31,925
Foot Fuckers made more sense by far.  I'm disappointed.

445
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,290
What are they going with instead?

446
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,890
Rough Riders. Of course they are.

447
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,195
Playoffs start next week.

448
00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,830
Who they playing? Runforough Rough Riders.

449
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,160
That's gonna be a really good game.

450
00:21:39,195 --> 00:21:41,030
Must be hard kicking the ball in the snow.

451
00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:42,100
My money's on the Rough Riders.

452
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,240
You're crazy.  I got the Rough Riders by a mile.

453
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,535
Care to make it interesting?

454
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,175
I'll put ten bucks on the Rough Riders.

455
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,770
Make it twenty. I'll take that.

456
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,345
I'm in too.

457
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,205
See, Wayne, people love to cheer for a rough rider.

458
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,910
The world's going to hell in a hand basket, big brother.

459
00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:57,015
In a what, Dary?

460
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:59,720
Brefekst bakset. Attaboy.