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Hats off to Tanis, boys.

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It's certainly a great day for Thunder Bay.

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Yeah, Tanis has outdones herself.

4
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She sure did.

5
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Say, where is Tanis?

6
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Well, Tanis the.

7
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Tough gal. Homewrecker.

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Rocket. Sniper.

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Alpha female. Temptress.

10
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A bit rough around the edges.

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Tried to lure you in to the barn for a...

12
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Round of the bases. Homewrecking.

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Slam. Crush.

14
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Roll in the hay. Lay in the biblical sense.

15
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Toe curl.  And the truth is
you kinda wanted to...

16
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Pet heavily. Wreck your home?

17
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Rack up a kill. Score a take down.

18
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Have the best sex of your life.

19
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Fondle? Become one.

20
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But you didn't. Because that's not what a...

21
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Good 'ol boy. Real man.

22
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Straight shooter. Team player.

23
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Seriously? God-fearing gentleman.

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Stand up guy. Does.

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On the contrary, a...

26
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Good 'ol boy. Real man.

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Straight shooter. Team player.

28
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Pussy. God-fearing gentleman.

29
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Stands-up guy. Doesn't cheat.

30
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So while you walked  towards the barn for what one
would assume was a...

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Poke. Terrible fucking idea.

32
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Easy kill. Quick mash.

33
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Whatever you are into, baby.

34
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Lustful encounter.

35
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A lot of character is undertaken.

36
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You didn't.

37
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You got in the truck, drove over to Rosie's and...

38
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Now, Rosie is a...

39
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Real pretty gal. So fucking cute.

40
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Ten. Damn.

41
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Book reader. Goddess.

42
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Fine woman.    You can't be with one woman

43
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and have feelings for another.

44
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You are of the opinion that cheaters are...

45
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In the wrong. Like, 95% in the wrong.

46
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Bad? Or...

47
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Seduced. Fair and square.

48
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Antagonized.

49
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Likely a good persons who just mades a mistake.

50
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And you shouldn't very well go down that road.

51
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So...

52
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Here's the thing...

53
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Okay, you go.

54
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No, you go. Okay, I'll go.

55
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I'm gonna move to the city.

56
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You are gonna move to the city?

57
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I'm gonna move to the city.

58
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What city? Vancouver.

59
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Well, you won't get many random snowy summer nights
like this in Vancouver.

60
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Nope. So what's in Vancouver?

61
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Pit bull rescue.

62
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I'm tired of reading
about it every day. I wanna help.

63
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You'rea great fucking gal, Rosie.

64
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You're  a great fucking dude, Wayne.

65
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When will I see you?

66
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When you see me. Good enough.

67
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And that's what
a get out of jail free card looks like.

68
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Boy, howdy. Well, I should say.

69
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Sick buddy. Sick, bro.

70
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Can we bang now? Wondrous!

71
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I likes Monopoly.

72
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So, as for Tanis...

73
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Get after it. Sure.

74
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Killzone? Poundtown?

75
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We should be banging right now. Tanis.

76
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You could do much worse, good buddy.

77
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You and Tanis are gonna give her
the old college try.

78
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Good enough. Good enough.

79
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Good enough. Good enough.

80
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Good enough. Good enough.

81
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Good stuff.

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Finally, a non-summer weddings.

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I'm smilings.

84
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Well, it seems a little bit unfair

85
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that at summer weddings  gals get to wear
a nice, breezy summer dress

86
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and then we're stuck being sweaty

87
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and sticky in some three-piece wool suit.

88
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I guess it can gets quites pongies down there.

89
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Yeah, it can get a bit moist.    No.

90
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Who do you think is gonna moist the Stanley Cup,
this year, Katy?

91
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I'm thinking Calgary. I swear to fucking Christ.

92
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Oh, did you never see Moist Story?

93
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Or Moist Story 2,
starring Tim Allen and Tom Hanks?

94
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Are you out of your fucking mind?
I will fight you.

95
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We don't fight at weddings.

96
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So, Dary,  are you gonna be
wearing your dad's suit?

97
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Do falling timbers make tambers?

98
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Who the fuck are you? Yes, Katy.

99
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I got it    for a grade 13 semi-formal
from the Letterkenny Op shop.

100
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Loves the Op shops. I'll take the Sally Ann.

101
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You know what?That suit is so dad
the last time you wore it,

102
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it told me the Dire Straits
were the greatest band    of all time.

103
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That suit is so dad

104
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it ate all the lunch meat
on the way home from the grocery store.

105
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The suit is so dad it owns a VHS
copy of The Hunt for Red October.

106
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So, Dan,   are you gonna cold rock a kilt?

107
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Like my Grandpas
and his grandpas before him.

108
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A little class, a little sass

109
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and a lot of ass all in one
tartans garments.

110
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Wayne,  I assume you'll be wearing one
of only two suits that you own.

111
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Two will do you.  One for weddings
and one for funerals.

112
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A good suit lasts you  the rest of your life
if you take care of it.

113
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What would you wear     for a court appearance?
I've never been arrested.

114
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What would you wearto a job interviews?
I've only ever had one job.

115
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What would you wear
to a bar mitzvah? Not Jewish.

116
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Bat mitzvahs? Still not Jewish.

117
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Graham's from the city.

118
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So there's gonna be
a lot of citiots at this thing.

119
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I fucking hate citiots.

120
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They're always going on about how we're saying,

121
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"fucking mud in our fucking hammies".

122
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Fucking riding our sleds down to
a fucking pit party, bud.

123
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Giving her tits.

124
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I was climbing the ladder  up the hay mound
behind your brother and ew!

125
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Ripped a fart that sounded like
a creaky door opening

126
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inside a hot air balloon, but...

127
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We do not fight at weddings.

128
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No, but we can get laid if we're keen to.

129
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Sexy just wafts around at weddings.

130
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Plenty of opportunities for people looking to do some yessing.

131
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A little bit of wedding spreading.

132
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A little bit of matrimonies and hide the balonies.

133
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Oh, sure,  maybe some exchanging of rings
and rubbing of things.

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Clear eyes.

135
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Full Windsors.

136
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Can't lose.

137
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Clean up well, Cowboy.

138
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Well, a good suit will last the rest of your life
if you take care of it.

139
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And me?

140
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Well, I wouldn't kick you
out of bed for eating fucking crackers, Tanis.

141
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Top shelf ceremony, boys.

142
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Short, sweet and not too much God.

143
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I'm told God  doesn't have much time
for gays these days, so...

144
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Par for the course, I guess.

145
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Real prouds of Dax and Ronsford
jumps in the brooms like that.

146
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Good guys. Good grooms.

147
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I wonder what that must be like.

148
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What? Getting hitched?

149
00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:04,385
No, being into dudes. I've got so many questions.

150
00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:06,327
Yeah,  and I wanna hear
exactly zero of them.

151
00:07:06,362 --> 00:07:08,160
It's like,    what if you are attracted

152
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to somebody with the same name as you?

153
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Is it like, "How fun"?

154
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Or is it fucking weird? lt'd be fucking weird.

155
00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:16,665
Quite likely. That's never happened to me.

156
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Guess the closest I ever came
to it was almost doing it     with a gal named Sheryl.

157
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Yeah, I suppose
it'd kindsa be like the time.

158
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I almost hooked up with a gal who had
the same names as my Grandmas.

159
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That would be fucking off-putting.

160
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It was. lt was distracting
at inappropriate times...

161
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With...

162
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Ruth.

163
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I wish there was   a goddamn way
I could do it with a Katy.

164
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Ew! Or a Kate or a Caitlin.

165
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I guess Katherine
would even be walking the line.

166
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There's no way   I could do it with a Wayne.

167
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Ew!  Unless it was Gretzky or Rostad.

168
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Or Newton.

169
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I'd bow to the great ones. I'd bend right over.

170
00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:53,775
I'd like Gretzky
in my office behind the net.

171
00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:57,010
I'd be a jar of curry     in a fucking hurry just
feeding him all night long.

172
00:07:57,045 --> 00:07:57,962
I promised Mess I wouldn't do this.

173
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I just promised to mess.

174
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I'd let Gretzk    leave my ass
seriously McSorely

175
00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,167
I'd let that lady Bing lady bang me.

176
00:08:03,202 --> 00:08:04,776
That's 69 with 99 into overtime.

177
00:08:04,811 --> 00:08:06,515
I'd just straight up let him 99 me.

178
00:08:06,550 --> 00:08:08,720
Howdy who. Ah, what's a 99?

179
00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:13,030
It's just fucking while spooning.

180
00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,795
All right, boys.

181
00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,430
Show me  what you can do with a cock.

182
00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:21,700
Hail!

183
00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,170
Hey-ho.

184
00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:28,735
Oh, good day, lads.

185
00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:29,840
Did you ride your fucking sleds here?

186
00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:31,945
Oh, are you fucking matting her?

187
00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:33,850
Is she  a charity ride, like, "Holy Fuck"?

188
00:08:33,885 --> 00:08:35,067
Just about clear putting it in the fucking rhubarb.

189
00:08:35,102 --> 00:08:38,345
Yous just gonna stand there
rubbing your peckers or what?

190
00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:39,990
Oh, she's fucking tits,    eh?

191
00:08:40,025 --> 00:08:42,390
D'you give her beans,
bud? D'you give her boots, bud?

192
00:08:42,425 --> 00:08:43,342
Do you give her fucking torque?

193
00:08:43,377 --> 00:08:45,025
Do you wanna get fucking smoke?

194
00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:45,995
Or are you taking her easy?

195
00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:47,410
If she's easy, take her twice, bud.

196
00:08:47,445 --> 00:08:50,400
We'll call you toonie two times.

197
00:08:50,435 --> 00:08:51,460
Let's do her manure.

198
00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:00,576
Isn't this the part    where you...
We don't fight at weddings.

199
00:09:00,611 --> 00:09:03,740
Those citiots  can fucking tie
their dicks in a knot.

200
00:09:03,775 --> 00:09:05,080
They can go piss up a rope.

201
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,880
Gretzky, Rostad and Newton for Katy, eh?

202
00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,820
I'm surprised Lil Wayne
didn't make the cut.

203
00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,055
What?

204
00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,230
Great dress, Bonnie. Thanks.

205
00:09:19,265 --> 00:09:20,030
Op Shop.

206
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,830
You look like
the girl who punched my V ticket.

207
00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,395
What's your nationality?

208
00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:30,206
You ever seen   the back seat of a BMW X3?

209
00:09:30,241 --> 00:09:32,570
You should be honored.
My buddy here  only fucks tens.

210
00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,135
Only tens. Right in the X.

211
00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:37,410
Seriously,   come outside.
I'll show you the 3.

212
00:09:37,445 --> 00:09:38,980
It's actually   the exact same as the 5.

213
00:09:39,015 --> 00:09:40,015
X5.

214
00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:41,345
BMW.

215
00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,180
Just way better on gas.

216
00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,932
Living the Beem.

217
00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:50,955
Stewart, I knowyou are the world's
foremost fire selector,

218
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,460
but this is a wedding and I promised the grooms
we'd play songs like.

219
00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:56,600
Brown Eyed Girl
and Shout and Lean on Me,

220
00:09:56,635 --> 00:09:59,495
Ain't No Mountain High Enough andMambo No.  5.

221
00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:01,400
Yous guys     got the Chicken Dance
ready to play yet?

222
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,965
I fucking love that song, I'll tell you.

223
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,400
I put it on in the barn  for the cluckers
when them pecker-faced bastards

224
00:10:05,435 --> 00:10:06,975
ain't dropping eggs, I just love it.

225
00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:08,835
Are you being facetious?    Huh?

226
00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:12,610
Can your vestigial minds  even comprehend the derogatory
nature of your requests?

227
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,915
Or maybe you could compromise?

228
00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,820
Do something cool  like beat juggle
the Chicken Dance?

229
00:10:15,855 --> 00:10:16,880
Here, take...

230
00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,090
Enough!

231
00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,455
Deejaying is an art form.

232
00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:26,760
A medium in which the most prolific audio auteurs
of our time can speak through.

233
00:10:26,795 --> 00:10:27,977
A deep connection of the soul of yourself

234
00:10:28,012 --> 00:10:30,465
and the gyrating asses of the great unwashed

235
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:34,195
who eagerly thirst
for your deafening compositions.

236
00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:36,937
I like gyrating assesbut I'm pretty sure
it ain't art there, bud.

237
00:10:36,972 --> 00:10:39,570
Yeah, wouldn't you have to
have written the songs yourself for it to be art?

238
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:40,387
I'm sorry, composed?

239
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:43,005
I think the word is produced.

240
00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:46,280
Right, or at least didn't download off the lnternet
so you could profit off them.

241
00:10:46,315 --> 00:10:48,650
Yeah, you are     more like an art dealer
than an artiste.

242
00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:51,050
Or like an art gallery curator.

243
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,355
Selling stolen paintings.

244
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,250
That you printed off the lnternet.

245
00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,955
Whoa!

246
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,060
If you do not fall back,

247
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,955
and fasten that lip.

248
00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:05,425
Your other, thinner lip.

249
00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:10,800
I'll turn this  elegant, soigne  ceremony
of the coming together of two    bonded souls

250
00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:13,175
into a straight up blood rain.

251
00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,070
Hey! Over here.

252
00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,740
Chicken Dance.

253
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,610
Get it?

254
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:27,890
Just wanna go.

255
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,890
Good game you fucking beauties.

256
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,377
Way to tape your sticks together, boys.

257
00:11:33,412 --> 00:11:36,125
You two make a hot pairing.

258
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,560
Five minute major
and a lifetime misconduct for butt ending.

259
00:11:38,595 --> 00:11:39,382
You boys enjoying yourselves?

260
00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:41,500
Acting single. Seeing double.

261
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,840
Drinking triples.

262
00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:47,335
Daxy, I gotta say,

263
00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:50,040
solid work  on the big city slam prospects.

264
00:11:50,075 --> 00:11:51,262
Solid big city slam scouting, Daxy.

265
00:11:51,297 --> 00:11:53,338
Boys, a little, uh, players only here.

266
00:11:53,373 --> 00:11:56,720
You are not pulling tonight.

267
00:11:56,755 --> 00:11:57,745
Yes, we are.

268
00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,085
These are modern city gals.

269
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,890
None of them have any interest
in hockey player types.

270
00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:04,955
Boys, big muscles haven't
been popular with the ladies    since Jersey Shore.

271
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:08,990
The only way to getany attention from a
cosmopolitan, college gal type

272
00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:10,212
is to get in touch with your inner twink.

273
00:12:10,247 --> 00:12:12,730
You need to be less power forward

274
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,295
and more power bottom.

275
00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:16,740
We'll getour wedding stylist
to help them out.

276
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,140
So we need to...

277
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,675
Spruce up our look?

278
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,140
No.

279
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:27,915
You gotta bruce up your look.

280
00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:31,420
So Professor Tricia says  that Letterkenny has developed
into quite the homosexual scene

281
00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:34,585
and we can rightly expects
a Pride parades next springs.

282
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,760
Never been to  a Pride parade.
What's it like?

283
00:12:36,795 --> 00:12:38,585
It's like a Santa Claus parade.

284
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,796
Except instead  of handing out candy,
they hand out condoms.

285
00:12:40,831 --> 00:12:42,900
I should probably start
thinking about a name right now.

286
00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:43,982
Great Day for gay. A Hard Gay's Night.

287
00:12:44,017 --> 00:12:45,458
Eyes Pride Shut. Pride Green Tomatoes.

288
00:12:45,493 --> 00:12:47,396
Pride of Chucky. lndependence Gay.

289
00:12:47,431 --> 00:12:50,640
Ferris Bueller Gets Off.

290
00:12:50,675 --> 00:12:52,205
Star Wars  Rogue One.

291
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,705
The Princess Pride. Pride of Frankenstein.

292
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,525
Pride and Go Seeks. Carlito's Gay.

293
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,180
Night of the Giving Head. Lay Anything.

294
00:12:59,215 --> 00:12:59,997
Final Mantasy.

295
00:13:00,032 --> 00:13:01,545
Third Cock from the Sun.

296
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,515
How fella Got His Groove Pack.

297
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:05,320
The Gay the Earth Stood Still.

298
00:13:05,355 --> 00:13:06,002
Eat, Gay, Love.

299
00:13:06,037 --> 00:13:07,685
Dr.  Strangelove

300
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,860
or how I learned
to stop wearing, "Love the Bum".

301
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,460
Bonnie and Pride.

302
00:13:11,495 --> 00:13:14,625
Oh, Bonnie McMurray.

303
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:15,965
You boys tried the catering yet?

304
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,660
I am chomping at the bit
to get one of those cupcakes.

305
00:13:18,695 --> 00:13:19,482
Nots to be impolite, Dary

306
00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:22,905
but it's actually champing at the bits.

307
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:25,305
Oh, you got those
pits ready for your fucking ponies?

308
00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:28,010
How many ponies you got     under your hood?
You got  a frigging hemmy under there?

309
00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,845
How many CCs is your sled?

310
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,080
Do you fucking pin her
when you get pickled there, bud?

311
00:13:31,115 --> 00:13:34,150
Oh, I really fucking gave it to her last night.

312
00:13:34,185 --> 00:13:35,750
Working hard or hardly working?

313
00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:43,490
What happenedto the part where...
We don't fight at weddings.

314
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,395
I gotta piss. I'll come with you.

315
00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,830
Yeah, same. Okay, let's go.

316
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,700
My cock he lives now. Redux.

317
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,710
What's up,  ladies?

318
00:14:02,745 --> 00:14:03,792
What is your nationality?

319
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:05,640
Grow up    around here?

320
00:14:05,675 --> 00:14:06,945
Have any tattoos?

321
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,045
I got a Celtic symbol on my calf.

322
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,945
I got a Nike swoosh right above my heart.

323
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,590
I got you a drink.
I swear it's not a roofie.

324
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,520
Yes, it is. Of course, it is.

325
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,737
Hey, that's a real nice dress.

326
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,495
Look a lot nicer on my hotel room floor.

327
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,660
You ever seen   the front seat
of a Honda del Sol?

328
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,012
I'll have a roll in your hay any day.

329
00:14:23,047 --> 00:14:24,623
We don't fight at weddings.

330
00:14:24,658 --> 00:14:28,295
I got a Harman Kardon system in the 3.

331
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:31,270
X3.BM motherfucking W, baby.

332
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,140
It's actually way better than Bose.

333
00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:46,220
Dickskin? Dickens.

334
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,985
Fellas, a list of my requests.

335
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,160
To be played back two,  back two ,
three, four,    well I have five songs...

336
00:14:53,195 --> 00:14:54,995
No requests.

337
00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:56,865
How dare thou come into my private roost

338
00:14:56,900 --> 00:15:01,970
of penetrating beats  with an audacious act
of social and musical treason.

339
00:15:02,005 --> 00:15:04,100
Every single one of these
is a Brooks and Dunn song.

340
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:05,665
Starting with the Boot Scootin' Boogie.

341
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,535
I didn't realize they had other songs.

342
00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:08,910
Of all the boogies,the Boot Scootin'
is the last one I would

343
00:15:08,945 --> 00:15:11,310
and will ever torture myself or others with.

344
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,875
I'll give you a Boot Scootin'.

345
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,780
What about     Blame lt on the Boogie
by the Jackson 5?

346
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:16,885
Boogie, Oogie, Oogie, A taste of honey.

347
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,520
Boot Scootin'.Boogie Wonderland,
by Earth Wind & Fire.

348
00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:20,085
Elton John'sStreet Boogie.

349
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,250
This wedding needs a boogie and
it's gonna be Boot    Scootin'.

350
00:15:22,285 --> 00:15:23,072
Born to Boogie, T Rex?

351
00:15:23,107 --> 00:15:24,148
Boogie Woogie Wu, lnsane Clown Posse.

352
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:26,495
Zip Gun Boogie, T Rex again.

353
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:28,660
Take the damn boogie and make it
a Boot Scootin'.

354
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:29,877
I'm Your Boogie Man, KC and the Sunshine band.

355
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,291
I'm Your Boogieman, White Zombie.

356
00:15:31,326 --> 00:15:34,800
I hoped it wouldn't come to blows over a boogie.

357
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,800
But I'll damn well go to blows.

358
00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:40,140
For the Boot Scootin' Boogie.

359
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,010
Not happening, Dickskin.  Dickens!

360
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:50,820
I got it. I got it.

361
00:15:50,855 --> 00:15:52,385
I got the Chicken Dance.

362
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,020
Went home and got it out of the cassette player in the tractor.

363
00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:56,420
You play it now or later.
Either way, you'll play it.

364
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,760
Or you'll die.

365
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,030
What's with   the super sad glassware, boys?

366
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,865
What's with your hair?

367
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,465
Oh, just got some big city prospects.

368
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,900
Don't wanna risk     putting a big goose egg
up on the board.

369
00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:13,522
Don't wanna fan on a yonny cage, buddy.

370
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:16,710
So, we bruced up our looks.

371
00:16:16,745 --> 00:16:18,545
What does that mean?

372
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:19,645
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, yeah.

373
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,995
How's that going for ya?

374
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:23,650
Uh, good. We got bites.

375
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:25,745
Yeah.

376
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,650
Well, we got like, a... A bite.

377
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:29,790
They were 50 though.

378
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,330
I took downan older lady once.
It was kinda fun.

379
00:16:34,365 --> 00:16:35,412
Kinda weird. Why?

380
00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:37,288
Well, after she made a pizza.

381
00:16:37,323 --> 00:16:40,470
Sick, buddy. She ordered a pizza.

382
00:16:40,505 --> 00:16:41,417
No, made a pizza.

383
00:16:41,452 --> 00:16:43,905
From scratch, buddy.

384
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:44,870
I had to sit and talk

385
00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:46,957
while she made a pizza.

386
00:16:46,992 --> 00:16:48,666
You two look like dandies.

387
00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:51,375
You look   like pansies.

388
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,750
You know,   the landscape might be changing

389
00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:54,610
but manly men never go out of style.

390
00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,550
Hello, ladies.

391
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,785
Yeuch, I can't drink this shit anymore.

392
00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:07,960
What am I a ballerina trying to get skinny?

393
00:17:07,995 --> 00:17:09,290
I'm gonna get some rye, babe.

394
00:17:09,325 --> 00:17:10,630
Cheers.

395
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,770
Katy got hit on by a top hat guy.

396
00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:20,205
A top hat. A guy in a top hat.

397
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,180
I'd rather take down
a city than a guy in a top hat.

398
00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:24,475
Oh, I don't know, Ms.  Katys.

399
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,180
Some men looks
quite statelys in a top hat.

400
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:28,132
Scrooge McDuck comes to mind.

401
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,128
Mr.  Peanut. Slash.

402
00:17:30,163 --> 00:17:31,945
The guy from T Rex. Abe Lincoln.

403
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:34,920
Uncle Pennybags
from Monopoly. Willy Wonka's.

404
00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:37,590
The Cat in the Hat. Guy from T Rex again.

405
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,425
Oh, hey there, buds.

406
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,627
Is she a manual?
Or are you driving a bitch stick?

407
00:17:41,662 --> 00:17:44,566
You like bud lite?
You like butt holes around here.

408
00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:47,200
Oh, did you get your pecker stuck
in a bottle of brew?

409
00:17:47,235 --> 00:17:48,765
Where's your sweety bud?

410
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,670
Did she leave you    to your John
and your John Deere?

411
00:17:50,705 --> 00:17:52,270
Where's your John queer, bud?

412
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:01,080
I was brought up on  Looney Tunes and only dancing
when nobody's around.

413
00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:02,950
Learned the heck out of it that way, Dan.

414
00:18:02,985 --> 00:18:03,985
I am fucking irritated.

415
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,620
We don't fight at weddings.

416
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:07,715
Right.

417
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,160
We don't fight at weddings.

418
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,090
Ten four? Over and out.

419
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,595
Hello, ladies. Ladies.

420
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,965
Can we interest you in a shot of sourpuss?

421
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,135
Perhaps a half glass of white zinfandel?

422
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,300
Have you looked at
any interesting furniture lately?

423
00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:25,787
I admire his eye for interior design.

424
00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:27,066
What are you two going on about?

425
00:18:27,101 --> 00:18:29,335
You are really missing the mark.

426
00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:32,040
You know,   metrosexuality went out of style

427
00:18:32,075 --> 00:18:33,127
with the Von Dutch and Chingy.

428
00:18:33,162 --> 00:18:35,141
We are into men. Classic men, athletic types.

429
00:18:35,176 --> 00:18:38,145
You don't look like you can fix my car.

430
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,850
You don't look  like you can fix
a sliding screen door.

431
00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:42,219
What? Wha...  What?

432
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,822
We're ... We're hockey players.

433
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,558
We're the snipe, celly boys.

434
00:18:45,593 --> 00:18:47,361
Dirty fucking dangles boys.

435
00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:50,165
What are you guys going on about now?

436
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,600
Now you are just being posers.
It's pretty pathetic.

437
00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:55,530
Even if you are hockey players,
we are not puck bunnies.

438
00:18:55,565 --> 00:18:57,140
Or lacrosse-titutes.

439
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:02,210
I don't even drink... I drink beer.

440
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,325
Where are you guys staying tonight?

441
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,760
There's only motel
in this shit hole, so that one.

442
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,247
I've never ridden in a BMW X3 before.

443
00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:29,135
What about a BMW X3 with a luxury leather package?

444
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,040
She just said she'd never ridden
in one, idiot.

445
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:33,710
Take me home.

446
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,980
Ladies and gentlemen.

447
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,650
The song for the first dance...

448
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:42,250
Chosen by...

449
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,585
The grooms.

450
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:51,320
I can't wait to take sauce  from you

451
00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:52,272
and slot from now until the horn blows

452
00:19:52,307 --> 00:19:53,683
at the end of quadruple overtime.

453
00:19:53,718 --> 00:19:55,459
Playoff rules, nice.

454
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:56,877
There was always an open bet.

455
00:19:56,912 --> 00:19:58,521
I'll take the tender tonight.

456
00:19:58,556 --> 00:20:00,013
A six man, you know what I am talking about.

457
00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:01,694
As long as you can bury. Oh, we will find a hole.

458
00:20:01,729 --> 00:20:04,940
You can't slip one past me. Let's steer this back.

459
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:35,635
* Sucking on my titties

460
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,205
* Like you wanted me

461
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,100
* Calling me all the time Like Blondie

462
00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:40,935
* Check out my chrissy behind

463
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,570
* lt's fine all of the time

464
00:20:42,605 --> 00:20:44,405
* Like sex on the beaches

465
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,380
* What else is in the teachesOf peaches?

466
00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:48,980
* Huh? What?

467
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,925
* Sucking on my titties Like you wanted me

468
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,990
* Calling me All the time like Blondie

469
00:21:01,025 --> 00:21:03,095
* Check out my chrissy behind

470
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:04,195
* lt's fine all of the time

471
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,400
* What else is in the teachesof peaches?

472
00:21:07,435 --> 00:21:08,482
* Like sex on the beaches

473
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,958
* Huh? What?

474
00:21:09,993 --> 00:21:13,270
* Huh, right

475
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:16,210
* What?

476
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,750
* Huh? What?

477
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,420
* Right

478
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,100
* Fuck the pain away

479
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,000
* Huh? What?

480
00:22:14,035 --> 00:22:16,000
* Right

481
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,475
* Huh? What?

482
00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:23,210
* Right

483
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,150
* What else in the teaches of peaches?

484
00:22:30,185 --> 00:22:31,232
* Like sex on the beaches

485
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,308
* What?

486
00:22:32,343 --> 00:22:34,150
* Right

487
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,360
* SIS, IUD

488
00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:43,365
* Stay in school

489
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,780
* 'Cause it's the best

490
00:22:44,815 --> 00:22:47,222
* IUD, SIS

491
00:22:47,257 --> 00:22:49,248
* Stay in school

492
00:22:49,283 --> 00:22:52,300
* 'Cause it's the best

493
00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:55,105
* IUD, SIS

494
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,060
* Stay in school

495
00:22:57,095 --> 00:22:58,972
* 'Cause it's the best

496
00:22:59,007 --> 00:23:01,528
* IUD, SIS

497
00:23:01,563 --> 00:23:03,871
* Stay in school

498
00:23:03,906 --> 00:23:07,485
* 'Cause it's the best

499
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,120
* Sucking on my titties Like you wanted me

500
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:12,060
* Calling me All the time like Blondie

501
00:23:12,095 --> 00:23:14,425
* Check out my chrissy behind.

502
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,795
Yous looking for trouble? Yous looking for trouble?

503
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:17,415
Yous looking for trouble? So what if we are?

504
00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:20,070
We don't fight at weddings.

505
00:23:20,105 --> 00:23:21,400
Wouldn't dream of it, bud.

506
00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:25,070
* Fuck the pain away

507
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,235
* Huh? What?

508
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,500
* Right.  Uhh

509
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,445
* Huh? What?

510
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,710
* Right.  Uhh

511
00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:12,120
* What else is in the teachesof peaches?

512
00:24:12,155 --> 00:24:13,202
* Like sex on the beaches

513
00:24:13,237 --> 00:24:15,850
* What? Right.  Uhh

514
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:25,330
* Fuck the pain away

515
00:24:25,365 --> 00:24:30,800
* Fuck the pain away *