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You're discussing
critical space stuff

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with your pals the other day.

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DARYL: How would you
batch in space?

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With immaculate care.

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Yeah, it'd go airborne
if you didn't contain it.

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Depends on the length
of the missions, I thinks.

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Like, if it's
a pretty short mission,
you can probably gets away

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without mixing
a batch up theres.

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Maybe you can get away
without mixing a batch.

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I mix one every night
or I'm not sleeping.

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Kind of likes how I needs
to takes a shower

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immediately afters
I takes a shits?

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You'd cone it.

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What?

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Each spaceman's
given a cone,

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put over your junk,
for when you batch in space.

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They do?
So let's say you're in
your space quarters,

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you lay on your back
in your bunk,

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put the cone over your junk
and fire one up,

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and since
it's zero gravity,

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your batch'd float up
to the top of the cone,

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and remain there.

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Then what'll you do with it?

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Each cadet's got a space
disposal in their quarters,

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so he'll just
throw it in there.

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That what they do?
Most important thing

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is to obstruct the space cam
in your quarters

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so that the rest
of the space cadets
don't see you batching.

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I'd imagine they'd give
you a few cones.

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Probably stick one of
those cones over the camera.
Exactly.

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Wayne?

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Dan.

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How did youse acquires
this knowledge?

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You remember when I took
Angie down Disney?

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Yeah.

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Was having drinks in a bar
by Cape Canaveral

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and heard
some cadets talking.

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Space cadets?

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Don't fuckin'
piss me off, Dary.

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Isn't Cape Canaverals
a ways away from Disney?

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It's not that far.

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Okay.

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You're having a drinks
in Capes Canaverals

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and you overhear
some cadets

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talk something about
mixing a batch
ups in space?

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Did I stutter?

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Crazier things
have happened,
I guess.

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Was Bondars there?
Roberta?

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Yeah, Robertas Bondars,

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neuroscientist, Canada's
first female astronauts.

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Fucking legend,
Robertas Bondars.

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Yeah, Bondar was there.
Nice.

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What about the other guy,
um, what's his name?

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He just left,
apparently.

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Wow, rubbing shoulders

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with North America's
finest space cadets.

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Yeah.
Bondar hammered?

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No.

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No, I seen her crash
a few Old Fashioneds,

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but she was actually
sitting in a quiet corner
by herself.

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Wonder why
the other guys left.

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I don't have
that information, Dan.

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Can you imagine
if North America's
finest space cadets

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went ups into
outer space togethers?

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Oh, they did.
They dids?

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Yup. Houston wanted them
to go up there
together again, too.

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Bondar didn't wanna.

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Why nots?

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I don't think
you wanna know.

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Well, sures,
we dos.

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Look, youse didn't
hear this from me,
all right?

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All right.

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Dary, all right?
All right.

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Look, a lot of people
don't know this,

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but those two weren't
just North America's
finest spacemen,

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they were
actually planet Earth's
finest space people.

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So, of course,
Houston wanted them

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up there together
as much as possible.

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But they only went
up theres togethers
the one time?

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Yep.

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'Cause Bondars didn't
wants to go up theres
with him agains.

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Yeah.
Okay.

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So, like, he was as
a bit of a guy's guy
around Kennedy Center.

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You know, he played
pranks and stuff,

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and they'd just say,
"Well, that's just him."

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Of course, Bondar was
the more senior spaceman,

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had a bit of a reputation for,
like, kicking it old‐school.

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Hence, the Old Fashioneds.

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So she didn't have a lot
of time for the whole
boys‐will‐be‐boys mentality.

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'Kay.

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So, they finally shoe‐horned
them up there together,

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knowin' full well
it was oil and water.

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And I guess you can say
he proved them right.

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Those space cadets really
tell tales out of school, eh?

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Yep.
What happened next?

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So, each spaceman's
got a space cam

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in their quarters
which are connected

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to the other
spacemen's quarters,

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as well as the main shuttle bay
and the saucer section,

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the two smaller bays
and the stardrive section.

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They'd be connected
to the main bridge?

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Of course, they are,
Dary. Fuck's sake.

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So, we're talking about
an elite vessel here?

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NASA'd never send
a ship up there
if it wasn't galaxy class.

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You bet they wouldn't.
Same with Elon Musk,

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but apparently Russia
does it all the time.

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Fucking joke star fleet.

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So, what happened next?

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So, Bondar'd be up
in Alpha quadrant,

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keeping the Captain's
log, likely, of the events.
Yeah.

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And they'd all just come out
of a Yeager loop,

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so she was a bit worn out.

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Yeah, she wouldn't be
at full bars.

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But, of course, there's Bondar
still up there in Alpha,

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keeping an eye out
for wormholes and what not.
Yeah.

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I guess there he'd be
down there in Beta quadrant,

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floating around
in space quarters,

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which Bondar could see,
so could Houston.

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I guess what he'd do

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is float off‐camera,

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pull his space pants down,

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grab his junk in a bunch
in his hands...

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Like dinker‐ball?

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Sake, Dary.

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This is hard enough
to get through

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without you stopping
all over his story,
Dary.

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Sorry, good buddy.

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So, there he'd be
floating off camera.

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I guess what he'd do...
Allegedlys.

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...according to the cadets,

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is dip just his junk
back into frame.

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No.
Apparently did it
all the time.

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Where's Houston
in all this?

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Houston thought
it was hilarious.

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But Bondar didn't?
Nope.

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Bondar did not.

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Jesus Christ.

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I guess then what he'd do
is he'd get on his comms.

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Allegedlys.

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Just telling you
what the cadets
told me.

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He'd go like,

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(IMITATES RADIO STATIC)
"Hey, Bondar,

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"check out
space cam six."
No.

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Yep.
She report him?

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Oh, she reported it.

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Did they slap
sanctions on him?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, he got jacked up.

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Good for Houstons.
Mmm‐hmm.

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Of course, they were still
supposed to be up there

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another two months together,

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and things only got worse.
How?

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Remember what I was
saying about the cone?
Yeah?

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I guess whenever
it was Bondar's turn
to clean Beta quadrant,

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he would routinely batch
and not cone it.

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Inexcusables!

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I ain't Bondar to tell you
that's an understatement.

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I think she would, too.

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No, she never expected
to be floating around

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some spaceman's quarters trying
to catch airborne ejaculate

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in a plastic vacuum bag

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when she signed up
for space camp.

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No, they only tell you
about omega particles

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at space camp.
Mmm‐hmm.

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This went on
for two more months?

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Oh, no way, Dan.

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Oh, you better believe
Houston aborted the mission.

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Bondar had strict orders

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to Picard Maneuver
and warp 10 home.

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How many light years
away were they?

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I was gonna ask,

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but then the cadets would know
I was eavesdropping, so...

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Then what happened?

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(EXHALES)

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They bring Bondar
in for top‐secret meeting,

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airtight boardroom,

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pat‐down, spawn entry,
no cell phones inside
and they said,

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"Well, what do you wanna
do here, Bondar?"

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Lets him have it.

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No.
No?

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No. You remember how
I said she's old‐school.

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Yeah.

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Bondar says to him, she says,

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"I'm gonna be down at the bar
drinking Old Fashioneds.

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"That guy's gonna get
what's coming to him."

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Fucking buzzed herself
out of the boardroom.

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Dids he?
Well, Dan,

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one of them's up in space
doing space activities,

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the other one's
at a bar by Disney
drinking Old Fashioneds.

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That woman is
the portrait of class.

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She always has been.

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God bless yas,
Robertas Bondars.

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Now, you can't be
especially sure

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those were even
real space cadets

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at the bar
by Kennedy that day

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on account of being
so close to Disney.

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Could have just
been playing pretend

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or cosplaying,

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like so many in that area
like to do.

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But if there weren't over there
spinning the yarn,

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fucking Bondar
for Prime Minister, eh?

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CHIMES)

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Allo.
Oui, hello.

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Do it.
(GROANS) Bae, no.

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Oh, come on,
we talked about this.

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I told you Marie‐Pierre
had to see it,
and now, she's here.

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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All right.

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Youse are sure you're laughing
with me and not at me, eh?

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Absolutely not.

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Good enough.
Is Katy there?

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Sup?
Sup?

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Can you hold the camera for us?
Sure.

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Oh, 'cause he's gonna do
that thing for that
second verse, right?

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Yup, the thing
for the second verse
is why we're here, lady.

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Gotcha.
Ah, youse the luckiest...

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Caught me half‐caught
here, fuck.

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(SIGHS) All right, here goes.

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(SIGHS)

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(SINGING ALPHABET
POORLY IN FRENCH)

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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Oh!

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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Bye! (SPEAKING FRENCH)

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Things we do for love,
eh, big brother?

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Well, it's a keeper
if ever there was one, bud.

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You looks like
you're in a bad way
over there, Dary.

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Yeah, I'm in a real bad way.

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Have a beer.
I'm good.

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Ah, I don't need a beer either.

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Was actually thinking
about a water.

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Ah, for hell, I'm having one.
No one's driving, right?

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I'd have a beer.
WAYNE: Atta boy.

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What's the matter, Dary?

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I just...

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I haven't talked
to Anik in a bit.

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I haven't seen Aniks
in a fortnight.

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A fortnight?
Who the fuck are you?

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What she been up to, Dary?

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I don't know.
I do.

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You do?
Yeah, I've got Anik
on Instagram.

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She has an Instagram?
Airball!

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Dary,

247
00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:24,099
you don't know
about Anik's Instagram?

248
00:09:24,132 --> 00:09:25,834
Katy, my butt cheeks
are clenched up

249
00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:26,802
real tight right here.

250
00:09:26,835 --> 00:09:28,403
So, whatever
you're driving at,
get after it.

251
00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:29,905
Okay.

252
00:09:29,938 --> 00:09:32,107
I love a girl who knows
what she wants

253
00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:34,910
and gets it,
and I love Anik.

254
00:09:34,943 --> 00:09:38,980
But her Instagrams,
I mean, I love this too,

255
00:09:40,148 --> 00:09:41,282
but it's skanky.

256
00:09:41,316 --> 00:09:43,351
Uh‐oh!
A little Skank Sinatra?

257
00:09:43,384 --> 00:09:44,419
Little Skank Zappa?

258
00:09:44,452 --> 00:09:46,287
Skank Ocean.
Oh, bother.

259
00:09:46,321 --> 00:09:48,323
What're we talking about here,
little Tom Skanks?

260
00:09:48,356 --> 00:09:50,458
Little Skank Aaron?
Skanklin D. Roosevelt.

261
00:09:50,491 --> 00:09:51,760
Can I see?

262
00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:53,094
Are your butt cheeks
still clenched?

263
00:09:53,128 --> 00:09:54,162
Yes.

264
00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:02,771
Oh...

265
00:10:03,805 --> 00:10:05,006
That's a lot of likes.

266
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,175
Well, life's
a drive through,
bud. Gotta just...

267
00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,443
Just keep
moving forward.

268
00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:09,511
So, should...

269
00:10:10,378 --> 00:10:11,479
Should I do something?

270
00:10:11,513 --> 00:10:13,348
Well, she hasn't called you

271
00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:18,854
and she's posting
motherfucking sexy photos,
like, three times a day,

272
00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:20,889
so, perhaps.

273
00:10:20,922 --> 00:10:22,357
Wayne?
Dary?

274
00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:24,392
What would you do
if your gal had like
a real racy Instagram account?

275
00:10:24,425 --> 00:10:26,828
Well, I haven't had to cross
that bridge yet, good buddy,

276
00:10:26,862 --> 00:10:28,564
but she'd be a shaky one.

277
00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:29,965
She'd be dangerous.

278
00:10:29,998 --> 00:10:31,466
She'd be Muay Thai jai alai.

279
00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:33,869
Take an eye, big brother.
Yeah, I'd have an eye.

280
00:10:37,072 --> 00:10:38,073
(WHOOPS MILDLY)

281
00:10:38,874 --> 00:10:40,341
(WHOOPS MILDLY)

282
00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,877
(WHOOPS MORE STRONGLY) Oh!

283
00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:44,112
In the words of
Scottie Wallis...
(WHOOPS)

284
00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:45,581
That's what I said.
I said... (WHOOPS)

285
00:10:45,614 --> 00:10:48,483
There's no way the photos
can be that... (WHOOPS)

286
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,385
Holy fucking... (WHOOPS)

287
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:53,221
We're talking "Y"
to the "E" to the "W"!

288
00:10:53,254 --> 00:10:55,023
I'm looking at yew!

289
00:10:55,056 --> 00:10:57,092
Come on, give me
a big old, yew, boy!

290
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,960
All right, big brother,
let's get out of here.

291
00:10:58,994 --> 00:11:00,862
Where we going?
You're not going anywhere.

292
00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:02,430
Yeah, you stay here,
we gotta go get...

293
00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:03,799
Get something sorted.

294
00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:06,968
KATY: Where is
Scottie Wallis anyways?

295
00:11:07,002 --> 00:11:10,205
He keeps poor company!

296
00:11:10,238 --> 00:11:12,407
You know, it's
kind of suspicious.

297
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,442
Twos of youse
going off to someplace

298
00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:16,612
we'res not allowed
to go to.

299
00:11:16,645 --> 00:11:19,080
Kind of makes
a feller wonder.

300
00:11:19,114 --> 00:11:21,583
I'm not gonna ask
any questions,

301
00:11:21,617 --> 00:11:24,019
'cause I'm pretty sure
I'll find out,

302
00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:26,187
sooner rather than later!

303
00:11:27,422 --> 00:11:29,357
Bad gas travels fast
in a small town!

304
00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:32,327
Hey, do you think
that, like,

305
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,563
the other people in town
know about her racy
Instagram account?

306
00:11:34,596 --> 00:11:37,165
Well, Dary,
we have previously established

307
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:39,901
that bad gas does travel fast
in a smalls town.

308
00:11:39,935 --> 00:11:44,272
But, uh, I do believe
racy photos travel faster.

309
00:11:44,305 --> 00:11:46,241
Oh, I'm getting hammered.
We're out of beers, bud.

310
00:11:46,274 --> 00:11:47,375
Then come with me to MoDeans?

311
00:11:47,408 --> 00:11:48,977
You don't have
to ask me twice.

312
00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:50,912
Yew!

313
00:11:56,484 --> 00:11:58,954
(ALL GIGGLING)

314
00:12:01,623 --> 00:12:03,892
Oh, fuck.
There he is.
Scottie Wallis.

315
00:12:03,925 --> 00:12:05,226
You need a big old yew!

316
00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:07,128
I stop the world
and met with yew!

317
00:12:07,162 --> 00:12:08,930
New York, I love yew!

318
00:12:08,964 --> 00:12:10,966
Looks like she's just
not that into yew!

319
00:12:10,999 --> 00:12:13,101
Bad gas travels fast
in a small town.

320
00:12:13,134 --> 00:12:15,103
Sexy photos travel
faster, boy, yew!

321
00:12:15,136 --> 00:12:17,072
Which we have
previously established.

322
00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:18,940
Dary, do you know
how many dudes
are jerking off

323
00:12:18,974 --> 00:12:20,441
to your girlfriend
right now? Yew!

324
00:12:20,475 --> 00:12:22,678
Wait, I actually know
the answer. Yew.

325
00:12:22,711 --> 00:12:26,114
Sixteen point
one thousand. Yew!

326
00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:27,549
I wailed on it
before I got here,

327
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,918
but I'd wail
on it again. Yew!

328
00:12:29,951 --> 00:12:32,621
I just hammered on it too,
but, Dary, yew!

329
00:12:34,389 --> 00:12:36,257
Scottie Wallis here?
No.

330
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:37,693
Thought we heard
Scottie Wallis.

331
00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:39,094
What's the kerfuffle?

332
00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:41,096
Daryl sweetie's
Instagram. Yew!

333
00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:42,964
Oh.

334
00:12:42,998 --> 00:12:44,099
I just jerked off
to that.

335
00:12:44,132 --> 00:12:45,500
And I just jerked off
to that.

336
00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:47,035
Jerked off to what?

337
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:50,038
Stewart was just saying
that he jerked off
to Daryl sweetie's Instagram,

338
00:12:50,071 --> 00:12:51,172
and I was just saying
that I jerked off

339
00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,474
to Stewart jerking off
to Daryl sweetie's Instagram.

340
00:12:53,509 --> 00:12:55,410
You're gay?
Super gay.

341
00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:57,345
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)

342
00:12:57,378 --> 00:12:59,948
Just, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm not.

343
00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:01,583
Um, said it from the start,

344
00:13:01,617 --> 00:13:04,452
from the very beginning.
(CLEARS THROAT)

345
00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:06,588
You're one of them types.
It's... (CLEARS THROAT)

346
00:13:06,622 --> 00:13:08,657
I love my wife and...

347
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:11,159
Uh, and you're
a good enough guy,

348
00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:13,595
but I ain't one of yew!

349
00:13:15,531 --> 00:13:16,698
Where were you, Gail?

350
00:13:16,732 --> 00:13:19,034
Jerking off
to Daryl sweetie's Instagram.

351
00:13:20,268 --> 00:13:22,538
I'm gonna run to, yew‐hoo!

352
00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:24,472
That's what I said.
I said, "Yew!"

353
00:13:24,506 --> 00:13:26,508
Scottie Wallis is saying,
"Yew‐hoo!"

354
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:27,676
Where is Scottie Wallis?

355
00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:30,478
He keeps poor company.

356
00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:32,748
He's always good
for a Y‐E‐W!

357
00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:35,584
Somebody better tie
my dick to my leg boys. Yew!

358
00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:38,453
Tie my dick
while your at it. Yew!

359
00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:40,488
ALL: Yew!

360
00:13:40,522 --> 00:13:42,524
Yew!

361
00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:47,228
I can't fucking believe
your budget for this thing.

362
00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:48,664
Well, you can't take it
with you, can you?

363
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,831
Hey, big spender.

364
00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:52,033
You've never seen a hearse
pullin' a money truck, have you?

365
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,635
You mind if I wear a leopard
print dress to this thing?

366
00:13:53,669 --> 00:13:55,370
I've got one burning
a hole in my closet.

367
00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:56,404
You oughta to hear this.

368
00:14:01,409 --> 00:14:02,678
Allo.

369
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,779
'Sup?
'Sup?

370
00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:05,246
Marie‐Fred,
what's that big cat

371
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,148
running around Africa
with all the spots on it?

372
00:14:07,182 --> 00:14:08,416
A leo‐pard.

373
00:14:08,449 --> 00:14:10,586
Yeah, and what's that fish
bears like to catch
in the streams?

374
00:14:10,619 --> 00:14:12,387
Um, salmon.

375
00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:14,455
What do you like
in your ice‐cream bars?

376
00:14:14,489 --> 00:14:15,757
Almonds.

377
00:14:15,791 --> 00:14:17,693
Atta girl.

378
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,561
You driving up tonight, eh?
Yeah.

379
00:14:19,595 --> 00:14:21,129
All right, well, go easy,
lead foot.

380
00:14:21,162 --> 00:14:22,197
Okay.

381
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:23,231
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

382
00:14:24,199 --> 00:14:26,301
Oh, my God, get cuter.

383
00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:27,569
I didn't say
the fucking words, right?

384
00:14:27,603 --> 00:14:29,337
Right.
Not that I have it
on my damn self.

385
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:31,172
Well, ready?
Well... Yeah.

386
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,641
Pitter‐Patter.

387
00:14:45,721 --> 00:14:46,755
(DOOR CLOSES)

388
00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:47,789
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)

389
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:55,096
I haven't been able to get
a hold of you for about a week.

390
00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:56,497
Seems that everybody
in Letterkenny is j...

391
00:14:56,532 --> 00:14:58,600
Jerks don't deserve your time.

392
00:14:58,634 --> 00:15:00,135
Probably best
I didn't say the word.

393
00:15:00,168 --> 00:15:01,670
Look, I won't be
coming around anymore.

394
00:15:01,703 --> 00:15:03,304
I wanted to tell you
face to face.

395
00:15:03,338 --> 00:15:04,806
But why? Because you're
Instagram famous now?

396
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,842
No.
Because I heard that doesn't
have much of a shelf life

397
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,644
according to BuzzFeed.

398
00:15:08,677 --> 00:15:10,178
Your'e too clingy, Daryl.

399
00:15:10,211 --> 00:15:12,080
You need to learn
to give a girl space.

400
00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:13,081
Oh, bother.

401
00:15:13,114 --> 00:15:14,716
And I'm working things out
with Jean‐Claude.

402
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,852
I was impulsive in leaving him.

403
00:15:16,885 --> 00:15:19,120
Especially how I did.
I got cold feet.

404
00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:21,489
We are none of us perfect.

405
00:15:21,523 --> 00:15:22,524
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

406
00:15:24,726 --> 00:15:27,062
Does Jean‐Claude know about
your racy Instagram photos?

407
00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:29,497
Love is trust.

408
00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:33,669
(DOOR CLOSES)

409
00:15:33,702 --> 00:15:34,703
(ENGINE STARTING)

410
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,208
Well...

411
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:42,243
That was a hells of a time
to be rocking a piss.

412
00:15:47,315 --> 00:15:49,384
She comes by, says
all them personal things,

413
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:50,752
thinking youse are alone,
but, no.

414
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,855
No, I was here
the whole time.

415
00:15:53,889 --> 00:15:55,090
I heards everythings.

416
00:15:56,157 --> 00:15:57,626
So, hey,

417
00:15:57,659 --> 00:15:59,628
maybes now you can enjoy
her racy Instagrams

418
00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:00,762
like the rest of us, you know,

419
00:16:00,796 --> 00:16:03,198
without personal feelings,

420
00:16:03,231 --> 00:16:05,767
or insecurities
seeping throughs, 'cause...

421
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:08,804
You know. 'Cause...

422
00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:11,773
Yew!

423
00:16:17,713 --> 00:16:19,180
Well?
Well.

424
00:16:19,214 --> 00:16:21,116
Here we go now.
Here we go now.

425
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:29,157
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

426
00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:01,489
I heard.

427
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:03,792
Bad gas travels fast
in a small towns.

428
00:17:03,825 --> 00:17:06,461
I love that girl, Dary,
but it's for the best.

429
00:17:06,494 --> 00:17:07,829
What's for the best?

430
00:17:07,863 --> 00:17:09,497
Dary and his gal.

431
00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:10,566
Skank Stallone?

432
00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:12,433
So, Daryl's single?

433
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:14,736
Wanna dance?

434
00:17:16,672 --> 00:17:18,239
Always a silver lining.

435
00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:21,910
(CHUCKLES)

436
00:17:23,645 --> 00:17:25,213
What are you looking at?

437
00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:26,948
Dary's ex‐sweetie's Instagrams.

438
00:17:26,982 --> 00:17:28,817
Check out this one
hot off the presses.

439
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:31,987
I know what Scottie Wallis
would say. He'd say, "Yew!"

440
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,656
I was just gonna say that,
I was gonna say, "Yew!"

441
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:36,457
SCOTTIE: Yew!

442
00:17:36,491 --> 00:17:37,526
Oh, Scottie Wallis.

443
00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:39,360
He keeps poor companies.

444
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:40,395
What do you mean?

445
00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:44,432
Yew!

446
00:17:44,465 --> 00:17:45,667
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

447
00:18:13,729 --> 00:18:14,930
I got a ticket.

448
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,497
Shocker, lead foot.

449
00:18:16,532 --> 00:18:19,300
You just talked yourself
out of something, dark bread.

450
00:18:22,771 --> 00:18:24,405
I got a question for you.

451
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:25,907
Okay.

452
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,243
Ask me inside.

453
00:18:29,578 --> 00:18:30,579
It's cold.