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A bit of fuss down
at the church the other day.
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Glen.
GLEN: Wayne.
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How are you now?
GLEN: Good, and you?
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Oh, not so bad.
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Ooh, look what
you brought with you.
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Hello, Daryl.
Oh, fuck.
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Fuck, you're naked
as a jay bird.
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Wayne, it's humid.
It's the humidity.
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Y'all might want to
think about doing
the same thing,
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just pop your
pants right off,
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that way no one
gets sticky.
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Nope.
It's not so bad.
What's the fuss?
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Ma O'Dell mentioned something
about you helping her get
a squirrel out of her attic.
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I'm faced with
a similar conundrum.
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Right over there.
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It seems some kinda
rodent's made his home
over there.
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I have not seen him,
but I sure can smell him.
(CHUCKLES)
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(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
Hum.
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(EXHALES)
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It's a possum.
GLEN: Hmm.
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DARYL: Possum.
WAYNE: That's right.
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Oh, pitter patter,
let's get at 'er.
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Do you wanna know what?
I'd reach into a
pirate hooker's chamber pot
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before I'd reach in there.
And I'm going to tell ya.
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Possums are immune
to snake venom.
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They could probably survive
a nuclear blast.
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I think it's pronounced
new‐cue‐lar.
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Mmm, but it isn't.
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They're mutants.
They have forked
fuckin' penises.
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(SCOFFS)
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We should all be so lucky.
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They do this thing called
'Playing Possum'
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where they appear dead and
emit a death stink from
their butt holes, fuck.
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(SIGHS)
I found one
playing possum one time,
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thought it was dead
and buried it.
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It dug itself out
a few hours later
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and fucked a hen
right in front of her chicks.
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Wayne, think about
the swear jar.
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You're putting
so much money in.
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All right, let me take
peek see?
Pitter‐patter.
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Always had a skilled hand
in wrangling vermin.
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Thank you, Daryl.
And that doesn't surprise me.
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No sweat.
(GLEN LAUGHS) No sweat?
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In this heat?
That is rich and it's funny.
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Honestly though,
just take off your jumper.
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I'll hold it for you.
You crawl up in there,
no one gets dirty.
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Glen? Glen?
Yes.
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Let's take about 20%
off 'er up there, all right?
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Now, you wanna have an eye
because he'll come out
meaner and spit
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and go like a hot damn.
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Is he likely to bite?
Is a duck's ass watertight?
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Get ready to give him the
size nine's if he jukes by me.
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How be I give him the size
twelve and a halfs instead?
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(CHATTERING)
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Oh, I see him.
That's some drunk evolution
right there, bud.
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You gotta wonder what
two Christ‐made miscreants
mated to make that.
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It's almost not worth
thinkin' about.
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Do I just reach for him?
That's a better idea
than going in head first.
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Put him where?
Under my boot.
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(GLEN SIGHS) Boys, just do
your best not to make too big
a mess, all right?
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And I'm sorry again
about all this heat.
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Whoo‐hoo!
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Oh, for fuck‐sakes.
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(CHATTERING)
(THUD)
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Ow.
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You wish there was a
Pied Piper for possums,
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but there isn't, so you're
gonna have to just keep
pickin' 'em off with the .22.
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Buckle up
'cause they're fuckin' ugly.
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Of course, that's not to say
I have it all my damn self.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Is that a herpe
on your hand, Daryl?
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Did you pay a little extra
to go all the way with a
ripper in the back room again?
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WAYNE: No, I don't think
he'd make that mistake twice.
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Got a little
trouser trauma?
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Was she fun
or was she fungal?
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(LAUGHS)
Hey, guess what?
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A guy's girlfriend
is having a hard time
parking the car, right?
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He says,
"You should get tested."
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She says, "Well no,
I'm not so bad at driving."
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He says,
"No, I have chlamydia."
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Is that a bite?
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The guy takes
a hooker out for supper.
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He gave her his peas,
she gave him herpes.
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Daryl, what happened?
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Did something bite you?
WAYNE: A possum.
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A possum?
WAYNE: That's right.
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Well, he could have rabies.
Boo fuckin' hoo.
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No, rabies is serious.
It attacks the
central nervous system.
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(VOMITS)
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(KATY SIGHS)
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If he gets puke between
the floor boards
it ain't coming out.
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WAYNE: Well, I can't take him
to the clinic.
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I gotta do an ice run
for the jamboree this week.
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KATY: Oh, Christ.
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Well, Daryl, we're gonna
have to take your van.
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Oh, yeah?
Where's your nut sack
boyfriend's today, Katy?
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They're at an away game
against the Natives.
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Oh, I bet they're
looking forward to playing
those tough pricks.
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Christ.
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(SIGHS)
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You sure you're ready
to saddle up to the
jamboree again?
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It was kind of you
and Angie's thing.
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No sense sittin'
on my hands.
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Time to find
a new dance partner.
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All right, Daryl.
Pitter‐patter.
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Hey, why are crabs
always so tired?
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It's 'cause they only
sleep in snatches.
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JONESY: Hey, wait a minute.
We're...
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We're missing two schmelts.
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Where are Deetzy and Burnsy?
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Oh, looks like a bad case
of the Native flu, bro.
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What's the Native flu?
You're an idiot.
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The Natives are
tough as hell.
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So another way to say someone
is chicken‐shit to play them
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is to say they have
the Native flu.
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Mix in a fuckin' clue,
brotato chip.
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Keep those fucking bags up,
schmelt.
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Wayne.
Bonnie, how are you now?
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Good and you?
Not so bad.
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This isn't all for you,
is it?
It sure is.
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Is it for the jamboree?
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If we ever get it there.
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Save me a dance?
Yup, sure.
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Thank you. I've always wanted
to dance with you, Wayne.
Oh, yeah?
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We've all been watching
you and Angie dance
for so long thinking
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when's it gonna
be our turns?
Oh, yeah?
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But trust me,
watching was enough.
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You used to move
her body around like
it didn't weigh a feather.
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Well, you know,
I think I got about a dozen
baker's dozen here
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I guess we could just
scan them and then
I'll get out of your hair.
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Oh, yeah,
I'll scan them.
Okay.
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It's broken.
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It'll be our little secret.
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(KATY SIGHS)
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Okay, sit down.
(DARYL BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Oh.
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Stewart?
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Katy?
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You look grisly.
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You look beautiful.
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But I can't quite
see you right now.
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What's wrong with you?
Meth?
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(LAUGHS) I don't know what
you're talking about.
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(SCOFFS)
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You're not
a teenager anymore.
It's not charming.
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I use to charm you?
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Wrong takeaway.
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You know,
you're not a fuckin' idiot.
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You could turn it around
if you wanted to.
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You know, I remember
sneaking into your parties
when I was 15,
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stealing your mix‐tapes.
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All your own music.
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I was really impressed.
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Guess those days
are over, though.
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All right, Dairy, let's go.
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Dairy, come on.
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(STRUGGLING)
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And yeah.
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You did use to charm me.
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McMurray, how're ya now?
Not so bad, and you?
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Not so bad.
I see you back
to the jamboree, now.
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A few weeks off there.
Oh, you noticed.
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Well, it's hard not to notice
all that Scottish tartan plaid
you seem to enjoy so much.
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I wanted to talk about
something important.
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Okay.
My sister Bonnie
is back from college,
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and she's a damn fine woman.
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Oh, yeah.
I just seen her down
at the dollar store, there.
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You sure it was her?
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I mean, last time I seen her
last she was in a kind of
a DIY maxi dress,
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but she may have added
a crochet pattern sweater
on account of the breeze.
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Maybe autumn foliage
or an Algonquin green?
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Okay.
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I think she'd be a damn fine
match for you, Wayne.
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That's if you're ready.
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You know, 'cause of
Angie and all.
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She's a lovely girl.
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(INHALES)
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(GURGLES)
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(BOTH SPEAK)
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No, you go ahead.
That is if you...
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But you started,
you mind finishing?
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Oh, it's just, was gonna say
the space, looks,
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looks nice and clean
without the...
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Yup.
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Run pretty good.
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Well, all right. All right.
Yeah. Hey, uh,
I'll let you carry on.
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It's a good box of ice. Yeah.
Yeah, good to see you.
Have a good one.
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Hey, wait.
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You save her dance now,
eh, big boy?
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Good enough,
McMurray.
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Atta boy.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Does that taste right?
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Ya, okay.
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Mmm.
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(SUCKING)
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I think so, I don't know,
I don't know.
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I've had an epiphany!
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Uh, can you taste this?
No.
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Never again.
Okay, okay, okay,
then, can you snort it?
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00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,400
No. I've given up
on the meth business.
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I'm going back
to the turntables.
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Hmm?
Back to the ones and twos.
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DEVON: For what?
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To become a superstar DJ.
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DEVON:
Oh, okay, okay, uh...
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But first, can you...
Let's just try...
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No.
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I need you guys to tell
everyone you know
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that I am hosting
a rave in Letterkenny,
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00:09:00,566 --> 00:09:02,666
and I will be spinning
under all of my aliases.
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How many aliases
have you had?
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DJ Pimpy Longstockings,
DJ Peter Blumpkin,
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DJ White Power Nap,
DJ White Power Bottom.
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They'll all be there!
DEVON: All of them.
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Mmm‐mmm, so you're quitting
the meth business?
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I've quit the meth business.
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But Menergy Spa is still like,
a thing though, right?
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Well, how are you going
to get people to come?
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I'll post it on my
fuckin' Facebook.
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And you guys will post it
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on your fuckin' Facebooks.
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KATY: Wayne.
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Christ, Katy,
put some fuckin'
clothes on.
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Not my forte.
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Unfortunate.
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What are you doing?
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Well, I think it's
pretty obvious
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that I'm moving hay bales
from here over to here.
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Although, that one's
a straw bale.
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Why?
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00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:04,400
(PHONE RINGING)
233
00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:07,200
Well, pick up your
fuckin' phone. McMurray's been
trying to reach you all day.
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(SNIFFS)
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(CLEARS THROAT) McMurray.
At least I was yesterday!
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How're ya now?
Not so bad and you?
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00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:14,566
Not so bad.
238
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,400
Listen, Wayne.
I've gotta cancel
the Jamboree here.
239
00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:17,633
The Ag Hall's been
booked up.
240
00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:19,233
For the whole week?
Yes, sir.
241
00:10:19,266 --> 00:10:22,800
That's Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Saturday and guess what else?
242
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,433
Sunday.
What for?
243
00:10:24,466 --> 00:10:26,800
Uh, Stewart.
He's throwing a rave.
244
00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:29,100
I don't know, he says
he needs time to set up
or something like that.
245
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:31,366
Said something about a
glow stick Segway saunter
246
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,700
across the rainbow road level
of Mario Kart for Nintendo 64?
I don't know, what the fuck.
247
00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:37,233
And you green‐lit
that tom‐fuckery?
248
00:10:37,266 --> 00:10:40,066
Had to. Agricultural Hall
is low on funds.
249
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:42,566
All‐day bookings
is a big boost for us.
So, I couldn't say no.
250
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,566
Agricultural Halls are
for Agricultural music.
251
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,233
Not for fuckin' raves.
252
00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,766
Well, that's no way to get
your communication badge,
boy scout.
253
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,700
(PHONE RINGS)
254
00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:57,233
Dairy.
DARYL ON PHONE: Wayne. Clinic.
Pick up. Not feel good.
255
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,366
Well, he's not gonna get
his communication badge,
either.
256
00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:09,066
(HONKING)
257
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,800
Dairy.
What's the fuss?
258
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,066
Good 'n you?
259
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,800
Where you goin'?
260
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,500
I don't know where I am.
261
00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:19,300
Don't look at your hand.
What's the fuss?
262
00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:22,166
Think I have rabies.
263
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,333
Oh, boo fuckin' hoo,
big shootsy‐wootsy.
264
00:11:25,366 --> 00:11:27,466
But 'cept do you wanna
know what?
What's that?
265
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,366
Nabbing that possum
was kind of a thrill.
266
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:32,333
I think I could start
a pest removal business.
267
00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:34,460
Oh, Daryl,
that's just silly.
268
00:11:37,094 --> 00:11:39,294
But 'cept do you wanna know
what? I'm gonna help you..
269
00:11:39,327 --> 00:11:41,127
You know Stewart's having
a rave at the Ag Hall?
270
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,827
Agricultural Halls are for
agricultural music.
271
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,927
"Not for fuckin' raves."
That's what I said.
272
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,927
So here's what we're gonna do
and I'm gonna tell ya.
273
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,894
We're gonna wrangle as many
of those critters as possible,
274
00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:51,060
and let 'em loose
at Stewart's rave.
275
00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:52,494
How do we get the word out
about the business?
276
00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:54,427
Oh, you'd have to put it
on your fuckin' Facebook,
likely.
277
00:11:55,927 --> 00:11:57,094
Over and out.
278
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,960
(THUD)
279
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,827
TANIS: Look at this
bowl of fruit salad.
You want a taste, Tanis?
280
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,994
Ooh, better watch
that bark there.
Boy might get bit.
281
00:12:18,027 --> 00:12:20,327
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
282
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,327
What's going on here?
You're looking
a handful short.
283
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,160
Caught a bad case
of the Native flu, or what?
284
00:12:24,194 --> 00:12:26,260
You're drunk.
Mix in a water.
285
00:12:26,294 --> 00:12:29,294
Well, it's either that or
you're all tweaking down
that meth town you come from.
286
00:12:29,327 --> 00:12:31,894
What did you say?
Everyone knows Letterkenny
has gone to meth.
287
00:12:31,927 --> 00:12:33,227
You guys a bunch of
fuckin' basics.
288
00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:35,494
At least we keep it clean.
We just sell cigarettes.
289
00:12:35,527 --> 00:12:38,794
Your town ain't nothing
but a bunch of jacked‐up
scab pickers.
290
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:42,294
Yeah, we'll see what you're
calling us after I bury
a couple of bar down wristers.
291
00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:43,760
Half‐clapper,
top cheddar.
292
00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:45,427
Biscuits top titties,
bar downskies.
293
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,994
Always bar downskie.
294
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,194
Pull out the guns.
Safetys off.
295
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,394
Fuckin' safety
off, boys.
296
00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:51,494
A little three‐on‐oneskie?
297
00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:52,494
A little three‐on‐twoskie?
298
00:12:52,527 --> 00:12:55,227
Hum a high hard one.
Hit the red light district.
299
00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:56,860
You won't make it that far,
slugger.
300
00:12:56,894 --> 00:12:58,027
You either, champ.
Buckets off.
301
00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,094
Center ice.
Puck drop.
302
00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:00,060
Shed 'em.
AXE: Go me.
303
00:13:00,094 --> 00:13:02,260
A little fuck me,
fuck you.
Free nose jobs.
304
00:13:02,294 --> 00:13:03,960
Let's dance.
Let's hit the d‐floor.
305
00:13:03,994 --> 00:13:05,894
My balls dangle
harder than you, boy.
306
00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:07,694
(VOMITS)
(TANIS LAUGHS)
307
00:13:10,294 --> 00:13:12,427
TANIS: Like I thought,
bad case of the Native flu.
308
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,060
(MUSIC PLAYING)
309
00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:20,794
Devon, we're missing $2000.
310
00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:23,194
Really?
It's a devastating blow to
Menergy Spa, I know.
311
00:13:23,227 --> 00:13:26,127
Hey, I'll call Stewart.
312
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,327
(MUMBLING)
He'll fix everything...
313
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,794
(PHONE RINGING)
314
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,027
Hello?
Stewart?
315
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,127
Hey, Devon.
316
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,294
Hey, we're missing 2k.
Yeah, I took it
for the rave.
317
00:13:37,994 --> 00:13:39,360
2k?
318
00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:41,794
(STAMMERS)
I don't think
you understand.
319
00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:45,327
It's going to be
a massive production.
320
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,460
It's gonna be
like an...
321
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,460
Aurora Borealis‐themed
Salvador Dali drug orgy
322
00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:52,460
with shamans.
323
00:13:54,027 --> 00:13:56,060
(STAMMERING) But that's a
lot of money.
324
00:13:56,094 --> 00:13:57,694
No time,
I gotta go.
325
00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:06,194
Wayne. Daryl.
326
00:14:06,227 --> 00:14:07,160
Gailor, how are ya now?
327
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,427
I'm on a juice cleanse.
328
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,427
Haven't had a drink
in three days.
329
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:11,860
Had close to
30 shits, though.
330
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:12,994
So what's the fuss?
331
00:14:13,027 --> 00:14:14,960
Well, timing's right
for your new business.
332
00:14:14,994 --> 00:14:16,960
Saw it up on your
fuckin' Facebook, there.
333
00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:18,760
Got a skunk sleeping
underneath us, right now.
334
00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:21,160
Did you not know skunks
are immune to bee stings?
335
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,994
They even teach their babies
how to raid beehives.
336
00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:25,894
And?
Well, they burrow up
for the winter,
337
00:14:25,927 --> 00:14:27,794
and rip farts on each other
to keep warm.
338
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:29,327
No way.
Oh, yeah.
339
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,160
They go to mate as soon
as they leave their mom,
340
00:14:31,194 --> 00:14:34,727
so you know they're
probably thinking about her
during sex.
341
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,394
That or their brothers
and sisters which is
even more inappropriate.
342
00:14:37,427 --> 00:14:39,127
(GAIL FARTING) Oh.
343
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,860
There's one knocking.
Make way.
344
00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:47,360
Well, pitter‐patter.
345
00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:51,260
Can you take this one,
please?
346
00:14:51,294 --> 00:14:53,860
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Here's the deal.
347
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:57,127
Stewart's rave is eating up
all our money,
348
00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,460
and the business is failing
without his expertise.
349
00:15:00,494 --> 00:15:03,360
We simply aren't making
enough coin selling
the Native's cigarettes.
350
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,260
We need the meth.
351
00:15:05,294 --> 00:15:07,860
Menergy Spa is never
going to happen at this rate.
352
00:15:07,894 --> 00:15:10,760
I officially move to
boycott Stewart's rave,
353
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:14,327
take it off our
fuckin' Facebooks
and sabotage it.
354
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,994
All in favor say,
"Aye!"
355
00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:18,960
EVERYONE: Aye!
356
00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:20,460
It's unanimous.
357
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:22,294
How are we
going to do this?
358
00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:23,860
We could put something
on our Facebooks.
359
00:15:25,394 --> 00:15:27,194
We could say the Ag Hall
has asbestos.
360
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,927
Yes, asbestos.
361
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,360
Everyone hates asbestos.
Asbestos is the answer.
362
00:15:31,994 --> 00:15:33,427
Okay.
363
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,827
Let's do that.
364
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:38,394
Maybe you don't say
asbestos anymore, though.
365
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:39,894
Okay.
366
00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:53,760
Hey, Katy,
you look beautiful.
367
00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:56,727
You look better.
368
00:15:57,327 --> 00:15:58,827
Um.
369
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:01,294
I've come to cordially
invite you to my rave tonight.
370
00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:03,794
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
371
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,194
Stewart.
372
00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:09,860
Fuck, greasiest skid I
ever seen.
373
00:16:09,894 --> 00:16:11,994
Criss Angel mind‐freak‐
looking‐motherfucker.
374
00:16:12,027 --> 00:16:13,960
What are you thinking
holding a rave at the Ag Hall?
375
00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:17,127
I'm thinking I'm doing
the Agricultural Society
a huge favor.
376
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,727
You guys are going broke.
Tits up or not,
it's inappropriate.
377
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,060
Why not the Legion?
378
00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:22,460
Or even upstairs
at the arena?
379
00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:24,127
Or the fuckin'
youth center.
380
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,794
Because they're too small,
shirt‐tucker.
381
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:30,060
Be prepared, because once
this blows up they'll probably
ask me to do it quarterly.
382
00:16:30,994 --> 00:16:32,094
Bi‐weekly!
383
00:16:32,127 --> 00:16:33,760
Mmm‐hmm.
Mmm‐hmm.
384
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:35,727
We'll see if it
blows up then.
385
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,494
It'll probably be pretty tough
to find me through the crowd.
386
00:16:39,527 --> 00:16:42,894
Stage security will be
pretty tight but your name's
on the guest list,
387
00:16:42,927 --> 00:16:46,060
and there's
a backstage pass
with your name on it.
388
00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:47,327
I'll do my best to
make it down, Stewart.
389
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,427
My ass.
390
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:51,160
And just as a heads up,
it is a rave,
391
00:16:51,194 --> 00:16:53,960
so there will probably be
people on drugs.
392
00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:55,794
You know, MDMA.
393
00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:58,094
What? There's gonna be
MDMA at the Ag Hall?
394
00:16:58,127 --> 00:17:00,394
Yes, there will be MDMA
at my rave at the Ag Hall.
395
00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:03,394
There will be MDMA,
DMT, PCP, LSD,
396
00:17:03,427 --> 00:17:05,727
LED and probably UFC.
397
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,960
But I am clean
and sober.
398
00:17:12,994 --> 00:17:15,027
You are spare parts,
aren't you, bud?
399
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,860
(CLEARS THROAT)
400
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:20,860
I truly hope
to see you there.
401
00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:26,027
Watch your fuckin'
hands, skid.
402
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,427
Three, two...
403
00:17:44,527 --> 00:17:47,094
RILEY: Fuckin' skids are
turning Letterkenny
into a gong show, buddy.
404
00:17:47,127 --> 00:17:48,727
JONESY: Fucking gonger, buddy.
405
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,760
I'm rattled about that
meth chirp, brotein.
406
00:17:51,994 --> 00:17:54,160
Fuckin' Stewart, bro.
Fuckin' Stewart, bro.
407
00:17:56,027 --> 00:17:58,260
There's fuckin' two
in that pud, hey, boys?
408
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,994
Put 'em away like a
winter coat, boys.
409
00:18:03,994 --> 00:18:05,260
What the fuck
was that?
410
00:18:07,227 --> 00:18:08,194
That was garbage.
411
00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:10,427
That was fuckin' pedestrian.
412
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,060
All this beaking
is kiddie pool shit.
413
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,960
Is that what you want?
Riley, Jonesy?
414
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,294
Huh?
415
00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,794
You want to get dropped off
at the splash pad
on the way home, eh?
416
00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:23,160
Get mom and dad
to pick you up after
you all swim?
417
00:18:23,194 --> 00:18:25,127
No running on the deck,
ya fuckin' pheasants.
418
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,427
Fuck!
419
00:18:27,794 --> 00:18:30,260
Bag skate.
Tomorrow, 6:00 a. m.
420
00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:32,860
(DOOR OPENS)
421
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,160
Fuckin' embarrassing!
422
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,327
MAN: Hey, give your balls a
tug, you tit‐fucker!
423
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,160
Fuck!
424
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,094
(MUSIC PLAYING)
425
00:18:50,394 --> 00:18:52,694
You never looked so good.
426
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:56,694
You never felt so good.
427
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,060
I'm so proud of you, man.
428
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:07,727
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
429
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,860
Save me a dance, Wayne.
430
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,194
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
431
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,327
You look better.
432
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,827
Where's Stewart, buddy?
Where is he, bro?
433
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,260
Rave's canceled.
Go home.
434
00:20:23,294 --> 00:20:26,094
Bullshit, buddy.
That's not what the
poster says, buddy.
435
00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:27,760
I said,
it's fuckin' canceled.
436
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,760
Now quit your hollering
before I get cross.
437
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,827
DARYL: Hey.
438
00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,260
When he give a warning,
he don't repeat it.
439
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,227
Yeah.
440
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,994
Seven of us and two of you.
441
00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:39,894
It's a good time for
a donnybrook, boys.
442
00:20:39,927 --> 00:20:41,827
Tilly time, boys.
443
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:43,460
What the fuck are you
pheasants doing out here?
444
00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:45,260
It's 10 minutes to curfew.
445
00:20:45,294 --> 00:20:47,727
You think you can dog fuck
all night and then dance?
446
00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:50,894
Dog fuckin'
means no dancin'.
447
00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:51,960
Get home!
448
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,127
It's fuckin' embarrassing.
449
00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:00,360
Well, pitter‐patter.
450
00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:02,394
BOTH: This isn't over.
Jinx, you owe me a Coke.
451
00:21:04,194 --> 00:21:06,060
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
452
00:21:11,494 --> 00:21:12,727
(PHONE RINGING)
453
00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:17,427
Christ.
McMurray.
454
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:20,360
MCMURRAY (ON PHONE):
Wayne, I've been told
the rave was a bust.
455
00:21:20,394 --> 00:21:23,727
Something about an asbestos
scare or something.
No one showed up.
456
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,860
Sister Bonnie, though,
she's still in there.
457
00:21:25,894 --> 00:21:27,060
About that dance
you were going to save her.
458
00:21:27,094 --> 00:21:30,860
She'll be in a sort of golden
poppy progressive onesie.
459
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:33,160
Either way, you know,
get in there, pal.
460
00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:34,460
Give 'er the guts.
461
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,460
Okay.
Bang the very guts
right out of her.
462
00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:40,327
Okay.
Just have at her, bud, like...
463
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,460
The nut‐sack.
464
00:21:44,027 --> 00:21:44,960
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
465
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,060
Alley oop.
466
00:21:47,094 --> 00:21:47,894
(ANIMAL CHATTERING)
467
00:21:50,094 --> 00:21:51,094
(MUSIC PLAYING)
468
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:13,060
(SPITS)
469
00:22:14,194 --> 00:22:16,827
This is a grotesquerie.
470
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:27,394
It's off.
471
00:22:28,527 --> 00:22:30,827
We are going to make
Letterkenny
472
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,960
the biggest meth town
in the whole country.
473
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:36,994
I love Stewart!
474
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,194
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)