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My name is Chef Jeff.

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And I'm Dev Shah.

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[Jeff]We're good friends
that love to travel...

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[Dev]And to eat.

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[both]This is BFFs.

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[Jeff]When it's cold
in New York City,

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that means it's is BFFs season.

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Today, I'm gonna take Dev

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to Okonomi in Williiamsburg.

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Chef Katoman doles out some of
my top noodles in this town.

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Dev, are you hungry?

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[Dev]Uh, yes, I am.

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[Jeff]My man. Let's eat.

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[speaking Japanese]

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Wow. Okay, now this is
called "Mazemen ramen."

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"Maze" means "to mix."

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- Right?
- All right.

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And the thing about this ramen

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is that it is
completely broth-less.

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So you really have to
take the chopsticks.

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- And really mix it up.
- I'm mixing.

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See how moist it gets?

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Twirling, Jeff, I think I got a
dangerously good bite coming up here.

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- Do you see this right here?
- Mmm, mmm.

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- I'm about to eat this.
- Eat it.

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♪♪

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Mmm!

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- Holy [bleep]!
- Yeah.

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- See?
- That tasted so [bleep] good.

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[laughs] We're gonna
set a record on BFFs:

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most curses on Food TV.

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This is crazy, this is bacon?

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- Oh, my God. Mmm!
- Mmm.

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You know what I say?
I say [bleep] broth.

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- [Jeff] Oh, come on.
- I just want this.

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Come on, our bleep guy's getting
carpal tunnel syndrome back there.

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God, Katoman, this is amazing.
Thank you

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Arigato.

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Ah, so you speak a
little English?

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- A little.
- What's your favorite English word?

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Been

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[laughter]

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- You want to get that makeup off?
- Thank you, Harold.

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- Can I grab a wipe?
- Yeah.

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Hey, what happened to Lisa?

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She took another job.

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She's over on Stage 3
if you want to say hi.

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Oh, you know why she left?
Everything okay?

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I don't know. She
didn't tell me.

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I forgot you just
started, Harold.

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My name's Graham.

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I've been working here
almost the entire season.

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- Ohh.
- Yeah.

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You know, it's-- it's
the G and the H.

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- Graham, Harold.
- Harold.

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- It's close.
- Yeah.

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In the alphabet.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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All right, well,

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thanks for the wipe, Graham.

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Graham.

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[soulful organ music]

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♪♪

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[knocking]

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[soulful organ
music over stereo]

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Hi.

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Let me guess.

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You broke up with Pino.

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Everything's okay.

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And we can continue having a
joyous time in New York together

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Dev.

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I shouldn't even be here.

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I'm sorry.

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[Dev sighs] How are you feeling?

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I feel shit.

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I feel horrible.

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I feel I'm doing something
terrible behind his back.

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He's a nice person. He
doesn't deserve this.

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You know how bad it is just

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to spend time with you,

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enjoy the moment, and then

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go back home, lie in bed

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with your actual fiancé?

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You know, sometimes--

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I mean, I know it-- it's gonna
sound real weird, but--

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sometimes, I wish he
was cheating on me.

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It would be so much
easier to just break up.

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Maybe he is cheating on you,

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he's just really
good at hiding it.

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Let's just assume
he's cheating on you.

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Maybe he's sleeping with some
woman named Tanya right now.

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Stop it.

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This is bad. It's not a game.

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It's not that easy.

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[Sighs]

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I wish we could have met each
other when we were both single.

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[soft laugh]

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'Cause you think that I
would immediately say,

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"Oh, my God, Dev.

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Finally, I met you."

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You don't think if
we met each other

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at a bar or something
that we'd hit it off?

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I don't know.

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Maybe not? Maybe yes?

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Who knows?

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I think we would.

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Francesca.

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Mm-hmm.

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[in English] But I choose it.

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[Mina's "Un Anno D'Amore
(C'est Irreparable)" plays]

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[in English] I know.

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♪♪

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You're supposed to
ask me to dance.

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[gasps]

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[Sighs]

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No.

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♪ Si può finire qui ♪

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♪ Ma tu davvero puoi... ♪

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[in English] Song's
really pretty.

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[Francesca] Mm-hmm.

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Can you tell me what it means?

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[Francesca] Mm-hmm.

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♪ Se adesso te ne vai ♪

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[in English] "If
you leave now..."

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♪ Da domani saprai ♪

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"From tomorrow you will know..."

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♪ Un giorno com'è lungo ♪

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"How long is a day..."

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♪ E vuoto senza me ♪

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"And empty without me."

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♪♪

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♪ E dinette ♪

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"And in the night..."

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♪ E dinette ♪

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"And in the night..."

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♪ Per non sentirti solo ♪

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"To-- Don't feel lonely..."

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♪ Ricorderai ♪

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"You will remember..."

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♪ I tuoi giorni felici ♪

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"Your happy days..."

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♪ Ricorderai ♪

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"You will remember..."

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♪ Tutti quanti i miei baci ♪

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"All of my kisses..."

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♪ E capirai ♪

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"And you will know..."

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♪ In un solo memento ♪

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"In just one moment..."

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♪ Cosa vuol dire ♪

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"What it means..."

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♪ Un anno d'amore ♪

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"A year of love."

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♪ Cosa vuol dire ♪

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"What it means..."

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♪ Un anno d'amore ♪

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"A year of love."

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♪♪

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I'm not gonna kiss you
on the first dance.

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I'm not trying to kiss you.

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Yes, you are.

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Maybe.

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♪♪

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♪ Lo so non servirà ♪

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♪ E tu mi lascerai... ♪

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Come with me.

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♪♪

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Stay here.

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♪ Che cosa perdiamo ♪

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♪ Se adesso te ne vai ♪

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Just in case.

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♪ Non le ritroverai ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Le cose conosciute ♪

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♪ Vissute con me ♪

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♪♪

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♪ E di notte ♪

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♪ E di notte ♪

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♪ Per non sentirti solo ♪

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♪ Ricorderai ♪

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♪ I tuoi giorni felici ♪

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♪ Ricorderai ♪

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♪ Tutti quanti i miei baci ♪

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♪ E capirai ♪

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♪ In un solo memento ♪

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♪ Cosa vuol dire ♪

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♪ Un anno d'amore ♪

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♪ E capirai ♪

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♪ In un solo memento ♪

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♪ Cosa vuol dire ♪

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♪ Un anno d'... ♪

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No.

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♪ ...amore ♪

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[footsteps recede]

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[door opens, slams shut]

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You know he has a
gambling problem!

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Why'd you let him
near those dice?

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What'd you think he was gonna do?
Play Monopoly?

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[Benjamin] I was just giving
him a little taste, all right?

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To get him through the night.

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How was I supposed to know he
was gonna get in some dirty cab

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and never come back?

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[Zeke] But you know
how the story goes.

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He has a problem, Tommy!

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What's it gonna take
for you to say no

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to your baby brother?

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I got problems too, right?

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I got a lot of problems, Zeke!

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Baby brother this.

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Baby brother that.

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That's all I get.

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Well, I used to be a baby
brother once too, remember?

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Until I saw Richie
fall off the roof

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of that construction site.

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And I gotta see that again!
And again!

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And again! And again!

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And again! And again!

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Every night before I got to bed!

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So you keep telling
me, "Hey, man,

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go save someone."

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Well, how about somebody come

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and save me?

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How 'bout just once...

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[crying] somebody
come and save me?

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So sleep tight, asshole...

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'cause the Hammond Estates...

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are closed.

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[cheers and applause]

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[Dev]Wow.

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Two-man show. Three hours.

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- Yeah.
- No intermission.

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It's an intense play.

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Yeah, it's really intense. Yeah.

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How do you remember
all that dialogue?

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Oh, man, sometimes I
forget big chunks.

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Like, even tonight,

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that whole riff on PF Chang's,

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I-- I made that up.

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Yeah, it seemed a
little off-story.

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- I think it worked.
- Hmm.

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- You like the theater?
- Yeah, I love it.

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It's a great schedule.
Eight shows a week.

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But I got my days
free, so I've been

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doing a lot of puzzles and,
uh, watching a lot of TV.

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Mm. Catch any Clash
of the Cupcakes?

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No. Why would I watch
a show like that?

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That sounds terrible.

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Uh, I used to host it.

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Oh. Did they cancel it

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because you were bad at hosting?

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No. I got a better gig.

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That guy Lil' Romeo hosts now.

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Oh, I know Romeo.

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I played his driving instructor

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in, uh, Life in the Fresh Lane.

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Wow, I missed that one.

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Oh, it was about a kid
from the inner city

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who moved to the country
to learn how to drive.

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It was fun, man.

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I made up a lot
of stuff on that.

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So what are you working on now?

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I'm actually doing a new show
with that guy Chef Jeff,

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it's called BFFs.

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It's a travel show, and we just
travel around the world, eating food.

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- It's great.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Chef Jeff?
- Yeah-yeah, you know that guy?

267
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,353
Yeah, I heard of him. Uh.

268
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,855
I'd be careful with that guy.

269
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,690
Why do you say that?

270
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:12,941
Whatever. You're
working with him.

271
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,693
It's none of my business.

272
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,278
Don't say shit like
that and not tell me.

273
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,863
What's going on?
What's the deal?

274
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,072
I've heard through the grapevine

275
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,992
that Chef Jeff is a
little bit of a creep.

276
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,118
- What?
- Yeah.

277
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,369
My wife's friend

278
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,037
was food stylist on, like,

279
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,665
Jeff's Backyard
Barbeque or some show,

280
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,751
and she said he hit on her

281
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,669
and, like, every other
woman on the crew.

282
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,713
And at one point, he
crossed the line.

283
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,214
What happened?

284
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,550
Well, they were, like, shooting
late one night, right?

285
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:42,345
And he offered her a ride home.
And she accepted.

286
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,723
And the minute she got in the
car, he made a move on her.

287
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,768
And she was like, "Hey,
Chef Jeff, I'm married."

288
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,186
And he was like,

289
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,813
"You want to go home and bang
that loser husband of yours?

290
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:54,024
Or do you want to spend
a legendary night

291
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,692
at Casa de Jeff?"

292
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,819
- Are you serious?
- Totally.

293
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,446
And you know the
thing about it is?

294
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,948
Her husband? Not a loser at all.

295
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,992
His name is Matteo.
He's a pilot.

296
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,328
[exhales]

297
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,413
What am I gonna do? I
gotta work with this guy.

298
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,957
I don't know, man.
That's a tough problem.

299
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,293
I'm glad I don't have
to deal with it.

300
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,086
All right, man.

301
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,421
You got these, right?

302
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,465
Um, yeah.

303
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,300
[bell rings]

304
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,551
[Dev] Hey, Lisa.

305
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,762
Hey, Dev. What are
you doing here?

306
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:24,846
What's up?

307
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,014
We were just shooting nearby.

308
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,349
I thought I'd come say hello.

309
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,267
- Cool. How are you?
- I'm good.

310
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,560
My skin's lost its mocha glow.

311
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,646
[laughs] I'm sorry, man.

312
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,189
I'm sure Graham will
hold it down for you.

313
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,315
Graham sucks!

314
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,525
Well, he's not as good as me,

315
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,901
but he is a very nice guy.

316
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,778
Hey, there's a doughnut
truck out front.

317
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,029
- You want to go grab?
- Yeah, sure.

318
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,030
Cool.

319
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,240
So how's the new gig?

320
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,241
Yeah, it's good.

321
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,283
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

322
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,535
We miss you over on BFFs.

323
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,536
I miss you too.

324
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,537
Aww.

325
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,164
Is there a reason you
quit all of a sudden?

326
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,333
No, I just felt like
I needed a change.

327
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,543
Yeah.

328
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,336
- Hey, between us...
- Mm?

329
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,171
Did some shit go down?

330
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,756
Uh, I don't know, did you

331
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,675
hear about some shit going down?

332
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,717
I mean, was there

333
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,470
someone maybe being
a little weird...

334
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,097
Yeah.

335
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,099
Jeff was being a
little weird with me.

336
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,851
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

337
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:11,852
What happened?

338
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,979
Well, he started off
just making remarks

339
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,480
about how I looked.

340
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,899
And then it just got a
little out of hand.

341
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,234
He started getting flirty,

342
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,986
asking me out for drinks.

343
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,195
At a certain point, I was like,

344
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,573
"Jeff, don't talk
to me like that."

345
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,074
And he was like, "Ooh-whee.

346
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,492
She's a feisty one."

347
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,743
I almost punched
him in his face.

348
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,078
Oof.

349
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,663
So then he cooled off a bit.

350
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,373
But then we're on the road,

351
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,459
and he'd do weird shit
like slip me his room key.

352
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,627
Then one night he's, like,

353
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,963
banging on my hotel room
door for, like, ten minutes.

354
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:40,964
Oh, God.

355
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,215
Yeah, I just--

356
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,425
I didn't feel safe

357
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,551
working with him anymore.

358
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,927
Did you tell anybody?

359
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,220
Yeah, after the hotel thing,

360
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,388
I went and told Paula.

361
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,390
And she was like,
"I talked to him.

362
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,808
It won't happen again."

363
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,226
And then like a week later,

364
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,605
he started saying stuff
about my ass again.

365
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,690
When I went back to
her, she was like,

366
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,150
"I don't know what
else I can do.

367
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,902
He's a flirty touchy-feely guy.

368
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,778
That's just the way he is."

369
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,363
[Sighs]

370
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,115
Would it help if we talked
to someone above Paula?

371
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,491
No.

372
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,368
No, it's fine, look,

373
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,786
I don't want to make a
huge deal about it.

374
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,039
I'd rather just
move onto this gig

375
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,415
and forget about it.

376
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,375
Which sucks because
he's probably

377
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,169
doing fucked-up shit
to other people too.

378
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,339
But, what am I gonna
do, sue Food TV?

379
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,008
Have it take over
my entire life?

380
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,052
No, I'd rather just
keep it moving.

381
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,929
Jeez.

382
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,847
Um...

383
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,141
Feels kind of weird to
go get doughnuts now.

384
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,684
[laughs]

385
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,227
I am game if you're game.

386
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,228
Sure.

387
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,355
- Cool.
- All right.

388
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,233
[women] ♪ This here
is Raven Live! ♪

389
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,736
♪ Yes, it is Raven Live! ♪

390
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,656
♪ Get on your feet 'Cause
this girl's got the heat ♪

391
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,450
♪ Get ready for it ♪

392
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,869
[female announcer]
Raven is live.

393
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,246
Hey, y'all, I'm
Raven, we're live,

394
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,541
and this is Raven Live!

395
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,544
- [cheers and applause]
- [chuckles]

396
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,255
We have a great
show for you today.

397
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,133
My favorite chef
is gettin' live.

398
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,761
That's right, Chef Jeff
is in the building!

399
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,096
[cheers and applause]

400
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,847
And, we have...

401
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,183
Why are you sitting here
looking all depressed and sad?

402
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,768
This is Raven Live!

403
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,561
You need to be perked up,
ready to sell this shit.

404
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,814
Sorry, I'll try
to get perked up.

405
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:21,856
Damn.

406
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,441
It's a good thing
Raven ain't see you.

407
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,276
'Cause I'm trying
to sign her ass.

408
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,569
Don't embarrass me.

409
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,571
[cell phone buzzes]

410
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,615
Oh, Lord.

411
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,325
Have you been on the Internet?

412
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,494
Since we started talking? No.

413
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,455
I just got a flurry
of fucking emails.

414
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,041
Your buddy Chef Jeff
is a fucking pervert.

415
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,001
What?

416
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,377
Apparently he's been
harassing women for years

417
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,548
and now "Chef Jeff is a perv"
is trending on Twitter!

418
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,841
- [sighs]
- Oh, my God.

419
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:51,219
Some lady that did makeup came
forward with this blog post

420
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,346
and then motherfuckin'
flood gates opened up.

421
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,932
People telling all sorts
of crazy-ass stories.

422
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,434
This fool is nasty.

423
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,186
Shannon, what are we gonna do? I'm about
to go on Raven Live! with this guy.

424
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,563
I don't know.

425
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,898
Does he know what's going down?

426
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,650
- [laughter]
- Come on! Come on!

427
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,444
Come on, motherfucker.
Come on, come on.

428
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,445
Come on, huh?

429
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,863
Uhh.

430
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,781
He looks pretty damn
jolly right now.

431
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,034
This motherfucker.

432
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,327
I knew he was a perv.

433
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,121
Shannon, I'm about to
go on TV with this guy.

434
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,498
- What do we do?
- All right, all right, listen.

435
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,125
You are going to calm down.

436
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,501
You're gonna put on
a big ole smile.

437
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:27,464
And you're gonna get on Raven Live!
and get this money, you hear me?

438
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,799
I'ma try to get ahead of this.
I got you.

439
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,301
But you ain't a
perv too, are you?

440
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,510
No!

441
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,804
Don't fuck with me.

442
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,100
What are you doing?

443
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,979
I'm trying to search
your soul for the truth.

444
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,691
How long does this
process take'?

445
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,234
Shh.

446
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,028
I'm still looking.

447
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,072
[Sighs]

448
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,656
All right.

449
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,617
You on the level.

450
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,951
But I'm watching you.

451
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:01,748
[Jeff] Hey-hey-hey! [claps]

452
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,083
What up, compadre?

453
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,417
You ready, huh? Psyched?

454
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,169
I'm pumped, bro. Huh?

455
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,421
Let's go make this paella.

456
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,422
Hey.

457
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,884
[Sighs]

458
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,886
[Jeff] All right, we're
gonna add a little broth.

459
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,847
And let that simmer
for a nice, hot 20.

460
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,849
- [laughs] That smells amazing.
- Thank you.

461
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,184
- Thank you.
- Wow.

462
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,229
Okay, let's talk about it.

463
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,855
- I'm really excited about this.
- Yeah.

464
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,274
The new show, Best Food Friends,

465
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,318
but it's BFFs.

466
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,736
- That's right.
- I love it!

467
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,862
BFFs, that's right, thank you.

468
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,197
It's a whirlwind tour of, uh,

469
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,490
great food, great culture,

470
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,533
all around the world,

471
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,534
starring, uh, me,

472
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,619
and my man Dev Shah right here.

473
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,080
Oh, I like it, so you guys are,
like, really best friends?

474
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,790
- Absolutely.
- I don't know.

475
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,750
That's just kind of the
title of the show.

476
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,210
My best friend's a
guy named Arnold.

477
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,504
We're just-- that's--
we're just co-workers.

478
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,672
- [scattered laughter]
- Yeah.

479
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,966
This guy's a real ball-buster,
let me tell you something.

480
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,261
I love it. And this is the ad
I've been seeing all over town.

481
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,972
I mean, you guys are
all on Times Square.

482
00:18:59,055 --> 00:18:59,973
- Oh, God.
- There is is.

483
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,475
[cheers and applause]

484
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,726
[Jeff] Let me tell you,

485
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,686
there is truth in advertising.

486
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,688
Okay, we do do everything
together, it's true.

487
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,690
I don't know. We don't
do everything together.

488
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,899
I mean, you know,

489
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,568
after we're done shooting,

490
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,319
he goes and does his thing,

491
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,780
I go and do mine. I don't
know what he's up to.

492
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:16,906
You know, I really don't.

493
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,409
I mean, there's a-- a
professional relationship

494
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,910
and a personal relationship.

495
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,078
And there is a line.

496
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,454
[soft chuckle]

497
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:24,873
Oh, okay.

498
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,374
BFFS!

499
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,542
[cheers and applause]

500
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,669
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
- BFFs.

501
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,588
- [laughs]
- [cheers and applause]

502
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,007
We'll be right back with
these guys right after this.

503
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,675
[women] ♪ This here
is Raven Live! ♪

504
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,010
♪ Yes, it is Raven Live!... ♪

505
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,011
You're funny.

506
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,596
- Hey, you straight?
- Yeah.

507
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,181
Then what the fuck
is going on, man?

508
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,682
We're trying to
promote a show here.

509
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,184
I-- I'm sorry.

510
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,351
- You okay?
- Yeah.

511
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,105
[man] Back in five, four, three,

512
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,106
two...

513
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,109
[upbeat theme music plays]

514
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,112
Well, uh, we're back with--

515
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,655
with Chef Jeff.

516
00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,200
You know, my producer
talked to me

517
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,702
during the break, and he told
me some very interesting

518
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,245
breaking news that
I would be remiss

519
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:07,332
if I didn't bring
up right now, Jeff.

520
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,042
I don't know if you--
if you know this,

521
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,084
but as of now on the Internet,

522
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,462
there is about 14 females

523
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,340
accusing you of sexually
inappropriate conduct.

524
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,550
- [crowd gasping]
- What?

525
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,928
[Raven] Oh, yes, Jeff, there are
detailed accounts being posted

526
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,512
right now of you

527
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,723
having sexually
inappropriate behavior

528
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,767
with fellow staff members

529
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,936
and guests of your show.

530
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,771
Would you like to respond
to these allegations?

531
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,189
[Jeff] I don't know what's
going on right now.

532
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,941
Okay, I mean, I came out here to

533
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,984
share some delicious paella with
you and your beautiful audience.

534
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,237
This is real issues that I'm gonna
be talking about right now.

535
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,030
Did you think I was gonna
run from this, Jeff'?

536
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,365
Did you think I was gonna run?
No.

537
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,616
- I--
- [applause]

538
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,451
We don't run here at Raven Live!

539
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,036
- [Jeff] All right, all--
- [Raven] No.

540
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,579
We talk about the issues here!

541
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,705
- [Jeff] Okay.
- [man] Get him, Raven!

542
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,750
Yeah, well, I think you have two paths
to go down here right now, Raven.

543
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,628
I mean, one path will lead you
to some delicious paella,

544
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,590
juicy lobster, from the
island of Formentera, right?

545
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,467
- Listen, I'm just giving--
- You know what?

546
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:02,053
- I'm giving you a time to respond, Jeff.
- No paella for anybody.

547
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,513
- [crowd booing]
- Do you see what's happening?

548
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,139
Sorry. Goodbye muchachos.

549
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,641
[booing]

550
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,142
[Raven] Jeff!

551
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,731
Dev, Dev, would you like
to comment on this?

552
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,483
Uh, Raven, I just
want to be clear,

553
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,944
I-- I'm learning about
this with everyone else.

554
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:22,073
Um, and if Jeff did
anything inappropriate,

555
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:25,451
I 100% condone that behavior.

556
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:26,452
- [crowd groans]
- [woman] What?

557
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,704
You condone the behavior?

558
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,788
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

559
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,165
I misspoke. I misspoke! Okay?

560
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,751
Condone means approve. I'm
sorry, I'm a little nervous.

561
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,129
I'm saying I don't condone
the behavior, okay?

562
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,422
I don't know
anything about this.

563
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,382
Look, I respect
women, all right?

564
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,592
I don't know what's going on.
I'm not his best friend.

565
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,553
Uh, that's not what it
says on the poster.

566
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,221
It specifically says,

567
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,140
you two do everything together.

568
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:50,018
Come on, Raven. That's just
the premise of the show.

569
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,103
I mean, I don't think you
can see into the future.

570
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,062
[crowd gasps]

571
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,565
I know you did not just
bring up That's So Raven.

572
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,899
I didn't mean any offense.

573
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,151
I'm just gonna leave.

574
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,862
- Yeah, you better leave.
- [crowd booing]

575
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,697
Get this clown out
of here, Raven.

576
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:03,865
[scattered boos]

577
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:06,409
Wow. Everyone, Chef
Jeff and his--

578
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,786
his little BFF, Dev Shah.

579
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:11,539
I can't really condone
watching their show

580
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:12,957
at this point.

581
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,419
That's okay, we'll be right
back with a live performance

582
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,796
from Dierks Bentley. [laughs]

583
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,256
[women] ♪ This here
is Raven Live! ♪

584
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,759
♪ Yes, it is Raven Live! ♪

585
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,260
♪ Get on your feet ♪

586
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,303
I'm serious.

587
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,512
She's putting every-- hey.

588
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:27,889
Can you fucking
believe this, man?

589
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,224
I-- I-- I mean, it's fucked.

590
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,185
I'm setting up a conference
call with my PR team.

591
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,354
Set up some talking points for you.
This'll blow over.

592
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,273
Talking points for me? I don't
want to be involved with this.

593
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,567
What do you mean you don't
want to be involved?

594
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,277
I just got grilled by Raven

595
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,820
for something I had
nothing to do with.

596
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:46,032
Okay, but you don't really
think I did this, do you?

597
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,158
Dev?

598
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,870
Hey, people on our crew
have come up to me

599
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,705
and said you've been
inappropriate with them.

600
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:53,831
[stammers] What people?

601
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:54,832
Women?

602
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,417
Yes.

603
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,086
You're telling me none
of this happened?

604
00:22:58,169 --> 00:22:59,379
None of this happened.

605
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,381
I don't know, man. That's
hard for me to buy.

606
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,715
Why would these
people make it up?

607
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:03,716
What do you mean, why?

608
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,760
What are you, naive? Fuckin'--

609
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,220
They want to get
their 15 minutes.

610
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,638
Okay, they want money.

611
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,431
They want to bring
Chef Jeff down!

612
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:12,225
Come on! Get the fuck
out of here, man.

613
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,227
I can't even-- Get the
fuck out of here!

614
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,812
All right.

615
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,235
Fuck.

616
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,947
So what's gonna happen
now with the show

617
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,493
Probably canceled.

618
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:31,786
[Sighs]

619
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,454
[Dev sighs]

620
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:34,914
I'm so sorry.

621
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:41,963
What?

622
00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:45,508
I don't care about the show.

623
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:51,931
I'm happy when you're here.

624
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,814
Have you thought
about everything?

625
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,194
Yeah, I did.

626
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,909
It's just, um...

627
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,832
It's just not easy.

628
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:18,958
[clears throat]

629
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,629
Um...

630
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,049
It's-- [exhales]

631
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,926
I don't even know how

632
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:32,889
to start this kind of
conversation, um...

633
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:41,355
I have so many
things in my head.

634
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,941
I'm still trying to
figure out what--

635
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,861
what I think, what
I want, and...

636
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,449
Like,

637
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:55,119
a month ago I knew
everything about me

638
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:59,999
and I knew that I was
going to marry Pino

639
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,084
and we would have kids

640
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:06,506
and we would probably

641
00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:08,382
made a happy family over--

642
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,884
other there in Italy, in Modena.

643
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,969
And then I came here and--

644
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:14,096
and everything changed.

645
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:23,064
I just don't know
what I want anymore.

646
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,737
[Dev sighs]

647
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,113
I don't

648
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,407
want to hurt you
because I really,

649
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:36,536
really care about you.

650
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:38,621
Stop.

651
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:45,253
Don't even bother.

652
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,382
Don't say it.

653
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,765
[breathes deeply]

654
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,478
I just feel used.

655
00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:05,356
I did not use you.

656
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,525
That's what it feels like.

657
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:10,403
[Francesca] Well, but I did not.

658
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:15,950
Dev, I felt every single
moment that I spent with you.

659
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,995
I was there too.

660
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:31,882
You're in a rough patch
in your relationship.

661
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,594
You have your fun with
me, and you're done,

662
00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:37,096
and you just toss me aside.

663
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,599
Okay, great, so if this
is what you think,

664
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:41,851
I just can-- just have
to leave because--

665
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:42,893
Am I wrong?

666
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,563
Yes, you are wrong, obviously.

667
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:46,856
- How?
- You are completely wrong.

668
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,232
How am I wrong?

669
00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:50,318
Because it's not simple
like that, and--

670
00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:51,694
- It is. It is.
- No, it's not.

671
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:52,778
You had your fun with me,

672
00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:53,779
and now you're like,

673
00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,239
"Oh, Well, Dev,

674
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,575
we're just friends, so, see ya."

675
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,243
Don't do this to me.

676
00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:00,745
Don't.

677
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:03,539
Please, try to understand.
Try to understand.

678
00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,750
Try to listen.

679
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,501
What do I not understand?

680
00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,587
Explain it to me.

681
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:13,174
Do you want me to explain
to you that it's not easy

682
00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:15,551
to pack your life

683
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,303
and just throw it away?

684
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,892
Do you think it's easy?

685
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,477
I don't know.

686
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,020
What about Mario?

687
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,521
What about Modena? What
about the pasta shop?

688
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:28,773
What about my grandmother?

689
00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,650
What I'm going to say to them?

690
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:32,610
I'm just gonna move
with Dev in New York

691
00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:35,488
because I had a
really fun month?

692
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:38,282
So what was that fun month?
Just a fun month?

693
00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,825
Just a fun little
emotional fling

694
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,160
to take your mind off

695
00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,996
a-- a relationship that's dying?

696
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,290
Maybe.

697
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,459
[Dev] Is that really fair to me?

698
00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,589
Is it?

699
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:58,928
I will probably go now.

700
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,347
I feel so uncomfortable
right now.

701
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,015
Don't go. Hey.

702
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:07,353
Dev, really.

703
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,188
Let me go.

704
00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:23,494
[exhales]

705
00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:29,750
[somber piano music]

706
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:36,257
♪♪

707
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,749
Hey, Dev.

708
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:13,085
Hi.

709
00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:15,463
Hey, Rachel.

710
00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:17,673
What's up?

711
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,008
Um...

712
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,427
How are you? How is everything?

713
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,221
Um, things are good.

714
00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:26,056
They're, uh, really good.

715
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:28,267
How are, uh, how are
things with you?

716
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,853
They're good.

717
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,105
Uh, well, congratulations
on your show.

718
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:35,316
I've-- I've seen the
posters around everywhere.

719
00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,109
Yeah, it's crazy.

720
00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,737
Hey, Rach, we should
probably get going.

721
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:40,738
Yeah.

722
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,490
Um... I'm--

723
00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:44,200
I-- I don't want to keep you.

724
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,951
Yeah, I'm running
late for something.

725
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:47,495
Yeah.

726
00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:48,621
It was good to see you.

727
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,206
Nice to see you.

728
00:29:57,755 --> 00:30:00,549
Dude, I am so sorry about this.

729
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,385
You know, you're gonna
be sad for a few weeks.

730
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,845
Maybe a few months,

731
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:07,097
but I promise you'll
get over this.

732
00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:09,892
[sighs] I know,

733
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,936
but I don't want to be sad.

734
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:13,479
I want to be happy.

735
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,483
I want to be really
happy with her.

736
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:20,778
Yeah, but did you really
think this scenario through?

737
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,696
I mean, what was gonna happen?

738
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:25,282
She was gonna break up with Pino?
Move to New York?

739
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:28,702
I mean, that's so much
pressure for both of you guys.

740
00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:31,080
I mean, she's lived in this
tiny village her whole life.

741
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,082
She's been with one dude.

742
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:37,461
Your relationship probably wasn't gonna be
this magical fantasy that's in your head.

743
00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:39,630
It was probably gonna
be a shit-show.

744
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:41,924
[Sighs]

745
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,676
I just thought we'd
figure it out.

746
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,679
[vintage R&B music
playing over radio]

747
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:47,847
♪♪

748
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:50,266
[sighs] You know...

749
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:54,895
I don't even know
if it's about her.

750
00:30:54,979 --> 00:30:57,022
I just--

751
00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:59,149
I miss that feeling.

752
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:02,361
When we were together,
doing all that stuff...

753
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,989
[Sighs]

754
00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:08,534
I felt really connected
to somebody.

755
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:11,328
And it felt good.

756
00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:14,331
♪♪

757
00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:17,042
Now I just feel fucking alone.

758
00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:19,336
You know what you really
need is a distraction,

759
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,297
something to get
your mind off this.

760
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:24,008
So don't go home and look at

761
00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:26,010
old photos and videos of
us being happy together?

762
00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:28,387
I would stop doing
that immediately.

763
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,972
But what I want you to do

764
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:33,267
is go home, put on the
dumbest movie you can find,

765
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,603
and watch that.

766
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,438
That's...

767
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:39,773
actually not a bad idea.

768
00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:42,776
[doo-wop music plays]

769
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:49,742
♪♪

770
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:48,550
♪♪

771
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,068
- Okay.
- What are you doing?

772
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,861
- We're gonna take a video.
- Okay.

773
00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:09,321
This is for, um, it's for

774
00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:10,698
Future Dev and Future Francesca.

775
00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:12,241
- Ah. Okay.
- Okay? Yeah?

776
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,993
- Put it better, like...
- Okay, all right.

777
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:15,661
...like, show
Washington Square Park.

778
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,246
- [Dev]That's good.
- Look at this.

779
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,707
- Hello, future guys.
- [Dev]Hi, how are you guys?

780
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:22,418
Hope you're well. We just
wanted to make this video

781
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,420
to remind you of the
really fun night we had.

782
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,547
And I hope you guys are happy.

783
00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:30,884
Yeah. Maybe you're watching
this in different places

784
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:32,636
or maybe you're together.
Who knows?

785
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,554
[Francesca]Yeah.

786
00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,389
[Dev] Whatever's going
on, hope you're happy.

787
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:37,182
- [Francesca]Yes.
- Bye!

788
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:38,559
Ciao.

789
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:57,119
[ambient music]

790
00:33:57,202 --> 00:34:03,792
♪♪

791
00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:06,879
[wind moaning]

792
00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:21,727
[soulful Italian music]

793
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:28,734
♪♪