1 00:00:08,134 --> 00:00:09,802 [Bob Barker]The first Showcase Showdown. 2 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,846 On its way, ladies and gentlemen. 3 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:16,809 It is round and around and around that it goes. 4 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:20,479 [cheers and applause on TV] 5 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:21,731 Where Denise at? 6 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,733 She upstairs with her little boyfriend. 7 00:00:23,816 --> 00:00:26,110 [laughing] Oh, wait. Denise got a little boyfriend? 8 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,279 - Mm-hmm. - [laughs] 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,198 [cheers and applause on TV] 10 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:33,075 Y'all better stop running through this house. 11 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:33,993 [Denise] Yes, Grandma. 12 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,995 Denise, what were y'all doing up there? 13 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,788 Watching Fresh Prince. 14 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,248 You weren't eating candy, were you? 15 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,499 No. 16 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:44,503 Dev, do y'all even celebrate Thanksgiving in your house? 17 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:47,256 Is that a thing y'all do in the Indian community? 18 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,591 We have lunch together. 19 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,469 Then my dad watches The Godfather and falls asleep. 20 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,054 [laughs] 21 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:57,683 Well, you are welcome to come have Thanksgiving with us anytime you want. 22 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:00,186 What's the Indian community? 23 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,187 [laughs] 24 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,481 Dev is Indian. 25 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,232 Wait. I thought Dev was black. 26 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:07,568 - I'm brown. - Black people are brown, too. 27 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,486 [Catherine] Oh, Lord. 28 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,570 Okay. 29 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,364 Look, both of you are minorities. 30 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:14,116 What's a minority? 31 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:18,287 It's a group of people who have to work twice as hard in life to get half as far, 32 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,706 and, Denise, you a black woman, 33 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:23,209 so you gonna have to work three times as hard. 34 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,543 - I know that's right. - Mm-hmm. 35 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:27,046 You're both gonna be disenfranchised. 36 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,089 - Ma. - I'm coming. 37 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,924 Like a McDonald's? 38 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,008 What? 39 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,676 McDonald's is a franchise. 40 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,804 When people open up their own McDonald's, 41 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:38,724 they just pay the big McDonald's man a license fee so they can run it. 42 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:40,768 That's what a franchise is. 43 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,729 Denise, how the hell you know what a franchise is 44 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,689 but you don't know Dev ain't black? 45 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,066 I'm confused. 46 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,818 - I'm a McDonald's? - [sighs] 47 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:51,237 You a McDonald's, and Denise is a Burger King. 48 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,365 Now, both y'all sit on down so we can get ready to eat. 49 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,450 And I'm a big old White Castle, so... 50 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:58,452 [laughter] 51 00:01:58,536 --> 00:01:59,537 [Joyce] Ooh, this looks good. 52 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,830 [Catherine] We gonna say grace first. 53 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:01,914 [Joyce] Oh. 54 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,582 [laughter] 55 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,585 [hip-hop music playing] 56 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:13,634 ♪♪ 57 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:53,924 Ooh, tell your mama to stop smoking in the kitchen. 58 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,468 Child, I'm old. I can smoke wherever I want. 59 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:59,346 [sighs] Dropping ashes all in the potatoes. 60 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,015 It adds flavor. 61 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,475 I don't want no Newport potatoes. 62 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,561 I was trying to help. 63 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:08,814 [R&B music playing] 64 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:10,733 ♪♪ 65 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,194 [Dev] ♪ Skin is caramel With the cocoa eyes ♪ 66 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:16,864 ♪ Even got a big sister By the name of Chocolate Thai ♪ 67 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,699 ♪ Brown sugar babe ♪ 68 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,367 ♪ I get high on your love ♪ 69 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:21,577 ♪ Don't know how to behave ♪ 70 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,662 What y'all doing in here? 71 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:26,749 Dev, now, what you know about brown sugar? 72 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:30,169 You're 12 years old. You still got some of your baby teeth. 73 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:33,422 Now, y'all ain't got no business listening to these songs. 74 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:37,051 Look at Denise over there, staring at D'Angelo. 75 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,510 [Catherine laughs] 76 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:45,142 ♪♪ 77 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,853 Denise, put on your dress 78 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:50,064 so you can look nice for dinner. 79 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,483 [Catherine laughs] 80 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:00,491 Man, this is some bullshit. 81 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,494 [hip-hop music playing] 82 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:10,042 ♪♪ 83 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:20,469 Denise, that does not look like the clothes I picked out for you. 84 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,221 What happened to that nice dress? 85 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,014 It didn't fit right. 86 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,849 You better make it fit. 87 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,018 [Denise] Why can't I just wear this? 88 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,688 It's just us. Arsenio ain't coming. 89 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,315 - Arsenio's coming? - No. 90 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,567 Catherine, let that child wear what she want to wear. 91 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,027 And you watch your tone. 92 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,612 Thanks, Aunt Joyce. 93 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,781 All right, Ernestine, hurry up and say this prayer. 94 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,536 Thank you, Jesus, for bringing all our family together 95 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:49,415 in one room for another Watkins family Thanksgiving. 96 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,875 I want to bless the hands that made the food. 97 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,753 I want to bless the family that's here today. 98 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:59,300 I also want to bless the extended family that is here, little Dev. 99 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:00,843 - I also want to-- - Okay, we got it. 100 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,469 God is able. Jesus wept. 101 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,555 Can we please talk about O.J.? 102 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,473 I don't know what we gonna talk about. 103 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,850 He didn't do it. 104 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,601 What about all that blood? 105 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:10,894 How you know, Grandma? 106 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:11,979 'Cause I just know. 107 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:15,399 Ooh, if Nicole was black, we wouldn't even be talking about this. 108 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,567 [Ernestine] I know that's right. 109 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,528 Honey, they are always trying to take down our black icons. 110 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:20,446 [Ernestine] Mm-hmm. 111 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:21,697 - Look at Michael. - Oh! 112 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,741 I still don't believe he touched them kids. 113 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,493 Child, anytime these folks see a black man coming up in the world, 114 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,872 making himself enough money to be able to get himself a white woman, 115 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,623 they try to frame him. 116 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,792 What about Clarence Thomas? 117 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,252 Fuck his ass. 118 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:41,216 [man]A five-year-old boy was found alive, clinging to an inner tube 119 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:44,011 approximately three miles off the coast of Florida this morning 120 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:44,928 and was rescued by the... 121 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,056 You didn't put no parsnips in that dressing, did you? 122 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,640 No, Mama. No parsnips. 123 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,642 That's my least favorite vegetable. 124 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:51,769 I hate them suckers. 125 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,104 [man]...seventeen-foot aluminum boat that broke apart... 126 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,564 [Ernestine exhales sharply] 127 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,651 Man, I told you this is stupid. You can't play spades with two people. 128 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:01,987 I'm trying to make it work. You wanted to play spades. 129 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:03,614 Let's see if Aunt Joyce wants to play. 130 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,658 She got a gambling problem. She can't be around playing cards no more. 131 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:11,538 Hey, can I talk to you about something? 132 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:12,998 Yeah, sure. What's up? 133 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,541 All right, you know Erica? 134 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:17,503 - White Erica or black Erica? - Nah, mixed Erica. 135 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,755 Oh, yeah, I know mixed Erica. She's cute. 136 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,716 Nah, mixed Erica's fine as hell. 137 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,593 Okay. 138 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:25,969 That's what I'm trying to say. 139 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,889 Like... I like her. 140 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,392 I have a crush on her. 141 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:33,727 Wait, are you trying to tell me that you're... 142 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,687 you know? 143 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,106 Lebanese. 144 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,066 - Wait. You're from Lebanon? - No. 145 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,901 I just--I don't know how to-- 146 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:44,863 I'm not comfortable with the word, uh, "lesbian." 147 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,995 All right. So we'll say you're Lebanese. 148 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:55,541 I mean, I always thought there was a good chance. 149 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,752 You're the only girl who wore Jordans to the Spring Fling, 150 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,796 and you got those Jasmine Guy posters up for years. 151 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,881 I always felt like it wasn't about her acting. 152 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,967 And I have been dressing like the Da Brat since preschool. 153 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,802 [Dev chuckles softly] 154 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,762 You gonna tell your mom? 155 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:11,932 Being gay isn't something black people love to talk about. 156 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,434 Why? 157 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,562 Some black people think being gay's a choice. 158 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,939 And when they find out that their kid is gay, 159 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,191 they try to figure out what they did wrong. 160 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,444 Gay Martin's white. His parents did the same thing. 161 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,654 Yeah, but it's more intense for black folks. 162 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,906 All right, so everything's a contest for us, 163 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,700 and your kids are like trophies. 164 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,369 Me being gay is like tarnishing her trophy. 165 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:35,456 I don't think being Lebanese tarnishes the trophy. 166 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:38,333 There's plenty of straight trophies. 167 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,919 I think it's cool you're a Lebanese trophy. 168 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:43,088 Thanks, dude. 169 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:44,923 Damn, this has been an intense talk. 170 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,383 You want to smoke some weed? 171 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,969 I got some shit that's dank. 172 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,972 [reggae music playing] 173 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:58,937 ♪♪ 174 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,407 [coughing] 175 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:11,909 [laughs] 176 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,494 - [laughs] - [coughs] 177 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,389 Are you sure I'm supposed to see a dolphin? 178 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,183 I don't see a dolphin. 179 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:37,851 I don't know, man. 180 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,603 I'm in another world right now. 181 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:42,105 [Catherine] Denise? 182 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:44,775 - [Catherine] Dev? - Oh, shit. 183 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,319 - I thought she was going to the store. - Me too. Be cool. 184 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,487 I'm cool. You be cool. 185 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,656 Shut up. 186 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:51,740 [knock on door] 187 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:52,741 [Catherine] What y'all up to? 188 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,785 Hey, Miss Wa-- [yells] 189 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,328 What the hell, Ma? 190 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,997 It's just a hydrating mask. You know I got a dry T-zone. 191 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:00,707 What you freaking out for? 192 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,751 We freaking out 'cause you're coming in here looking like Dead Presidents. 193 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,920 You're supposed to be at the store. Why are you here? 194 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,423 Yeah, I was going. Shoot, Joyce say she can handle it. 195 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:10,050 Dev, 196 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,468 how your parents? 197 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:12,928 They good? 198 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,889 Yeah. 199 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,726 I heard y'all were going to Hawaii for Christmas. 200 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,645 You excited? 201 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,772 Yeah. 202 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:28,860 Well, this has been a stimulating conversation. 203 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,364 - Yeah. - Okay, bye, Mom. 204 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,740 - Uh-uh. - Bye, okay? 205 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:37,077 Girl, don't be telling me where I can go in my own house. 206 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,370 Are you all right? 207 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,706 'Cause I swear, y'all look a little spaced out. 208 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,082 We're just tired. 209 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,126 Uh-huh. 210 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,128 All right, I'm leaving. 211 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:49,047 I'll see y'all later for dinner. 212 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:50,799 You really need to clean all this up. 213 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:54,386 I'ma give this to the Goodwill, somebody who appreciate it. 214 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,848 D-did I seem too high? 215 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,932 Was that-- was I cool? 216 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,852 We cool. I'ma just kick it with Jen real quick. 217 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:16,199 [Catherine] How are you this tall and you don't play basketball? 218 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,868 [Denise] I know. It sucks. 219 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,871 Basketball scholarship would've come in real handy right now. 220 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:21,997 [chuckles] 221 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,959 But I'm just glad you in college and you ain't pregnant and on drugs. 222 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,753 You don't got to worry about me getting pregnant. 223 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,129 Why? You got that UID thing? 224 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,006 Okay, first of all, it's not a UID. 225 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,090 Okay? It's not a thing. 226 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,635 - It's the IUD. - Mm. 227 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,720 But you ain't got to worry about me and pregnancy. 228 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,724 You got saved. 229 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,018 - You done come to the Lord. - No. 230 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,103 I don't know why you keep asking me that. 231 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:48,899 [Sighs] 232 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,484 I'm not... 233 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,362 gonna get pregnant because... 234 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,697 I don't like having sex with men. 235 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,662 Have you tried it? 236 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,538 No. 237 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,165 Then how you know you don't like it? 238 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,958 It's just something I know. 239 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,047 Well, what you trying to say? 240 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,968 What is the problem? 241 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,472 I'm just annoyed that I even have to have this conversation with you. 242 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,099 What conversation? 243 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,558 I'm sitting here being normal. 244 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,019 You acting like a crazy person. 245 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,277 Ma? 246 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,362 Hmm? 247 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,449 I'm gay. 248 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,748 You what? 249 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:47,874 I'm gay. 250 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,464 I've always been gay. 251 00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,429 But I'm still the same person. 252 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,139 [Catherine tsks] 253 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,932 I'm still your daughter. 254 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,060 Nothing's changed. 255 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,109 What's wrong? 256 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,653 [Catherine breathes deeply] 257 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:19,156 - Ma, why are you crying? - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 258 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,663 I just-- I don't want life to be hard for you. 259 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,419 It is hard enough being a black woman in this world. 260 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,755 Now you want to add something else to that? 261 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,925 It's not like this was my choice. 262 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,055 It's just who I am. 263 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,684 Well, who else you done told? 264 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,187 - Just Dev. - Yeah, of course. 265 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,816 You know you can't tell your grandmother. 266 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,359 Why? 267 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,403 'Cause she won't be able to handle this. 268 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,367 And you know how forgetful she is. 269 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,453 You're gonna have to come out to her every other week. 270 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,331 True. 271 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,668 She do be forgetting stuff. 272 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,670 [Catherine sighs] 273 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,051 So how'd it go? 274 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,971 Well, it wasn't my all-time favorite conversation with my mom, 275 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,974 but it was all right. 276 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,518 She cried, though. 277 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,603 Oh, man. 278 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,438 I figured she would. 279 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,398 She's a crier. 280 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,609 She tell you she loves you 281 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,071 and supports you no matter what and all that stuff? 282 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,405 No, man. 283 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,449 This ain't an episode of Growing Pains. 284 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,992 She ain't say none of that. 285 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,871 But at least she didn't disown me, 286 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,998 'cause that be happening. 287 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,125 So... 288 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,837 I guess it was a success. 289 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,296 So she's a butch queen? 290 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,923 [whispering] No. 291 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,092 I think that's something else in the gay world. 292 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,218 [Joyce chuckles] 293 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,387 That's a world I don't know nothing about, child. 294 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,555 [Catherine sighs] 295 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,932 I just wish I knew where I went wrong. 296 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,684 What do you mean, where you went wrong? 297 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,477 Denise ain't never been arrested, she in college, 298 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,771 she keep a job, and she respects her elders. 299 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,356 Honey, she want to lay around with some women, 300 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,566 baby, that is her business. 301 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,692 [Catherine sighs] 302 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,486 Maybe I just should've spent more time with her. 303 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,738 You spent plenty of time with that girl. 304 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,824 Is this 'cause I couldn't keep a man? 305 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,826 [Joyce laughs] 306 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,787 You not being able to keep a man a whole 'nother conversation. 307 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:31,955 - Please. - But being gay 308 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,666 - ain't got nothing to do with that. - Oh, I know. 309 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,878 I just never thought I would have a gay daughter. 310 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,838 Well, get used to it, 'cause one of these days, 311 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,382 she gonna bring home one of her little girlfriends. 312 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,551 Oh, Lord. 313 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,386 Oh, Lord! 314 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,930 Well, I just hope she don't bring home no white girl, 315 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,683 'cause I don't want to see no Jennifer Anistons up in here. 316 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,685 Oh, honey, Becky is coming. 317 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,396 [laughs] And Megan. 318 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:59,190 And Katie. [laughs] 319 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,693 All right, let's-- I'm gonna finish the peas. 320 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,449 [Joyce] Girl, it was about to get serious, but I can't date nobody 321 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,284 with a collection of pinkie rings. 322 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,328 Why not? Ain't nothing wrong with a little jewelry. 323 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,413 - You wear toe rings. - [Joyce chuckles] 324 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,291 I dated a pimp once. [laughs] 325 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,003 [Dev]Dev, Dev, get them steps. 326 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,088 Dev, Dev, get them steps. 327 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,174 I can't believe your mom turned your room into a gym. 328 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,342 Pretty harsh. 329 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,135 You know my mom likes to stay fit. 330 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,804 What time's Michelle getting here? 331 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,848 She should be here soon. 332 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,017 - You nervous? - Hell, yeah. 333 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,311 It's the first time my family's gonna see me with a woman. 334 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:40,023 My grandma don't really know I'm gay yet, so she still thinks she's my "friend." 335 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,734 All right. Don't stress. I'm here. It's gonna be fine. 336 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,320 Have you talked to your parents about Rachel yet? 337 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,404 No. 338 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,239 - They don't know y'all live together? - No. 339 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,283 I feel like all three of them are gonna be mad at you about that. 340 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,785 Why would they be mad? 341 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,162 - Stupid. - [doorbell rings] 342 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,747 Shit, here she is. Come on. 343 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,998 Michelle in the cut. 344 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,583 Ooh, my legs are sore. 345 00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,709 Jesus. 346 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,461 [knock on door] 347 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,046 I got it. I got it. 348 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,339 Hey, yo, give me a second? 349 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,423 Sure, sure. 350 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,010 - Hey, boo. - Hey. 351 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,221 - You're looking cute. - Mm. Thank you. 352 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,347 [Denise] Thanks for the wine. 353 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,807 [Michelle] You know I have class. 354 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,767 [Denise] Uh-huh. Aunt Joyce gonna love you. 355 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,478 - Ma, this is Michelle. - Hi. 356 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,646 Michelle, this is my mom, Catherine. 357 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:20,730 - It's so great to-- - Nice to meet you. 358 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,232 - Yes. - [Denise] Okay. 359 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,650 - Welcome... - Okay. 360 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,151 ...to our home. 361 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,444 That was awkward. 362 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,737 Uh, this is my Aunt Joyce. 363 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,781 - Oh, it's so great to finally... - What's happening? 364 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,074 - ...meet-- - How you doing? 365 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,785 [Denise] What the hell? Really, Joyce? 366 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,121 Okay, anyway, this is my grandma Ernestine. 367 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,289 [Ernestine] Hello, there. 368 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,417 - Ooh. - This is my friend Michelle. 369 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,002 Welcome, darling. 370 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,004 - Thank you. - Okay, Grandma. 371 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,171 That's Dev. 372 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,382 Hey. Friend of Denise's. 373 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,758 No relation to the Watkins. 374 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,926 Yeah, I figured. 375 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,595 Yeah, the whole me-being-Indian thing probably tipped you off. 376 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,141 Fun Denise fact: when we were kids, Denise thought I was black. 377 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,308 - [laughter] - Okay. 378 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,102 Don't make me break out the Halloween pictures, all right? 379 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,770 Remember when you went as Indian Peter Pan? 380 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,314 Damn, why you got to hate on the Pan? 381 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,150 Remember when we were black and Indian Mario and Luigi? 382 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,736 - That was cute. - Shut up. 383 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,446 Oh, that look like the expensive shit. 384 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,322 - [Catherine] All right, come on. - [Joyce] All right, Michelle. 385 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,491 I see what you're doing. Hey, yeah! 386 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:14,617 Good to meet you, Michelle. 387 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,203 [Denise] Okay. 388 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,121 Thanks, Ma. 389 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,832 - Oh. - Get out of here. 390 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,418 - They're nice. - Mm-hmm. 391 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,295 They-- they are. They're great. 392 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,642 Um, Denise, 393 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,103 maybe we can take Michelle to that Chinese restaurant 394 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,730 in Flushing I was telling you about. 395 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,231 Yeah, that sounds cool. 396 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,109 Dev, why you plotting your next meal 397 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,819 and you ain't finished the one in front of you? 398 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,405 Never too early to plan ahead, 399 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,740 especially when it comes to matters of the tum. 400 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:54,657 [clicks tongue] 401 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,577 Well, speaking of Chinese food, 402 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,288 Michelle was living in China earlier this year. 403 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,792 Want to tell them about that, babe? 404 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,293 [Michelle] Yeah, um... 405 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,004 I was living in Shanghai for about two months for work. 406 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,714 Mostly I just took pictures with people 407 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,925 who thought I was Beyonce'. 408 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,760 This one restaurant even put my photo up on the wall. 409 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,303 I just didn't have the heart to tell them the truth. 410 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,721 [Dev and Denise laugh] 411 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,431 I've always wanted to go to China. Looks cool. 412 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,016 Yeah, it is. 413 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,395 Ma? 414 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,689 Aunt Joyce? 415 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,441 Grandma? 416 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,277 Y'all have any thoughts on that? 417 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,531 Well, you know my hearing is bad. 418 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,199 Where did she go? 419 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,034 - China. - Hmm? 420 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,954 China! She went to China, Grandma! 421 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,497 Mm. 422 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,750 She lived in Shanghai for two months for work! 423 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,086 And a lot of people thought she was Beyonce'! 424 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,588 And this one restaurant even put her photo on the wall, 425 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,049 but she didn't have the heart to tell them! 426 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,551 [Ernestine] Oh. 427 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,511 I always liked China. 428 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,679 Mm. [chuckles] 429 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,305 You must be really smart. 430 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,223 Oh. 431 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,851 [Ernestine] You're smart, and you're cute. [chuckles] 432 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,478 You don't usually get both of those in the same package. 433 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,689 Usually you only get one or the other. 434 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,816 Oh, thank you very much. 435 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,943 I could say the same thing about Denise. 436 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,112 [Catherine clears throat] 437 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,864 - [Catherine] Thanks. - [Joyce] Mm. 438 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,168 Grandma Ernestine, your yams turned out really nice this year! 439 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,460 You add a little nutmeg? 440 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,712 Hmm? 441 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,548 I said your yams turned out really nice this year! 442 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:34,799 Did you add a little nutmeg? 443 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,260 She added nutmeg! Don't you ask another fucking question! 444 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,513 Nutmeg, cinnamon, whatever the hell! 445 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,599 You know what go in the damn yams! 446 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:48,479 I don't have any appreciation for what was going on at my table. 447 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,732 What are you talking about? 448 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,067 If you want to bring your friend over here, that's fine, 449 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,738 but don't be making eyes and rubbing backs and getting all fresh. 450 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,407 - I wasn't doing that. - Oh, yes, you were. 451 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,367 I saw you. I know that look. 452 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,120 Oh, you used to make that look for Rachel from Friends. 453 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,955 I always thought you were looking at Joey. 454 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,415 Joey? 455 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,209 Ma, are you serious? That character was an idiot. 456 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,878 Look, you can be lesbian if you want to, 457 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,131 but when you come up in here, you gonna respect my house. 458 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:34,067 Problem Child 2. Oh, shit. 459 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,068 What else we got? 460 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,863 Denise and Dev's Tap Dance Recital 1991? 461 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,323 Should we fire this up? 462 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,408 You remember the routine? 463 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,870 - 'Cause I don't. - Man, sit your ass down. 464 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,121 [exclaims] 465 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,331 When's your boo arriving here? 466 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,250 She should be here in a few minutes. 467 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,126 Wow. Thanksgiving invite. 468 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,253 Must be serious. 469 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,255 Yeah, man. I really like her. 470 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,216 Nice. What's her Instagram name? I want to look her up. 471 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,926 Dude, you're literally gonna meet her in a few minutes. 472 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,303 I know, but I want to look it up beforehand, get a vibe. 473 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,139 [sighs] I forgot. 474 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,599 You forgot? 475 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:07,684 Look it up. 476 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,061 [Sighs] 477 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,730 - [mumbles] - W-what's that? 478 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,692 - NipplesAndToes23. - Denise! 479 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,861 You can't be dating some girl with the Instagram name NipplesAndToes23. 480 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,905 I know, man. I'm trying to get her to change it. 481 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,199 [scoffs] I'm surprised there was 22 other NipplesAndToes. 482 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,702 Let's see what we got here. 483 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,661 Oh, wow. 484 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,663 These are some provocative photos. 485 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,581 Okay, don't be looking at my girl, man. 486 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,709 Ooh. Really into fitness. 487 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,379 She is kind of naked there. 488 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,715 Well, maybe I shouldn't just paint her with one brush. 489 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,675 She's clearly very political. 490 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:41,884 "I just voted." 491 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,345 Man, that wasn't for no damn election. 492 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,888 That was for So You Think You Can Dance. 493 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,808 Does she have some sort of intense fabric allergy? 494 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,061 'Cause she is scantily clad in a lot of these photos, Denise. 495 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,062 [doorbell rings] 496 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,063 Oh, shit! 497 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,649 NipplesAndToes in the building! Let's go! 498 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,318 - I'll be there in a second. - Okay. 499 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,613 See, that's the thing about Sandra Bland, you know? 500 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,532 It's like, she reminded me so much of myself. 501 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,159 Like, she was woke. She was confident. 502 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,869 She didn't take no shit. 503 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,622 The scary thing is, that's what got her killed. 504 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:15,084 If Sandra was white, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. 505 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,837 - [Denise] Yeah, you got that right. - [Catherine] Yep. 506 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,797 [Ernestine] That's why I keep telling y'all, 507 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:23,634 if the police pull you over, just nod your head 508 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,219 and shut the fuck up. 509 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,180 Yo, Dev, what about the Indian grandpa? 510 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,933 Oh, yeah, it's big on the Indian people email chains I'm on. 511 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:34,103 So apparently there was this Indian grandpa in Alabama, 512 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,897 and he was walking around his neighborhood, 513 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,440 and some lady called the cops and said, 514 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,359 "Oh, there's a black guy walking around." 515 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,402 And so the cops are like, "We'll look into it." 516 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,571 And they go over there, and they try to talk to him, 517 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,073 and he doesn't speak English. 518 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:46,449 So he's confused. He hasn't done anything wrong. 519 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:47,492 He tries to walk away. 520 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:51,329 Cop just grabs him, slams him on the ground face-first, 521 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:52,413 and he's paralyzed now. 522 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:55,083 - [Catherine] Oh. - [Joyce] Oh, my God. 523 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,710 I think I know the answer to this question, 524 00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,962 but did anything happen to the cops? 525 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,089 Nope. [sighs] 526 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,341 They said it was a justified use of force. 527 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,385 Oh. That's horrible. 528 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:06,719 Horrible. 529 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,474 So I was watching the news the other day, and apparently, 530 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,518 there's this bulldog that set a world record 531 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,229 for skateboarding through 30 people's legs. 532 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,855 DD, you seen that clip. 533 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,482 He was going through the legs like... 534 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,156 Yeah, that wasn't the news that was on. 535 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,825 That was WorldstarHipHop. 536 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,118 That's the news. 537 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,413 DD, let's take a selfie. 538 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,039 All right. Let's do it quick, though. 539 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:36,707 [Nikki] Ready? 540 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,043 [camera shutter clicks] 541 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,295 Oh, this has to go on the 'Gram. 542 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:44,632 Hey, Nikki, what is your username on there? 543 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,008 NipplesAndToes23. 544 00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:48,886 Oh. What was it again? 545 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,222 [Nikki] NipplesAndToes23. 546 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,932 [Dev] I'm gonna add you real quick. 547 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,476 What-- so NipplesAndToes43. 548 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,312 No, NipplesAndToes23. 549 00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:00,481 NipplesAndToes23. 550 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,191 Yeah. 551 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:08,531 Wait, is it "NipplesNToes," or is it "Nipples&Toes"? 552 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,616 [Nikki] No, it's "nipples" and the word "and," 553 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,035 A-N-D, "toes23." 554 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,872 - So Nipples, A-N-D, toes. - [Nikki] Yes. 555 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,832 - So Nipples... - [both] AndToes. 556 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,000 - [Nikki] Twenty-three. - So... 557 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,252 [both] NipplesAndToes23. 558 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,212 - [Nikki] Yeah! - Got the nipples. Got the toes. 559 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,214 I think it's very clear what her username is. 560 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:30,928 [men yelling indistinctly on TV] 561 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,225 - Hey, Dev. - What? 562 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:38,436 Do you mind scooting to the floor so I can stretch? 563 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:39,729 [sighs] Sure. 564 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:40,938 Thank you. 565 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:45,151 - DD. - Yeah. 566 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,069 Can you pass me the blanket? 567 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,156 [men continue yelling on TV] 568 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,075 You good? 569 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,453 [men continue yelling on TV] 570 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,372 Ooh, I'm so comfy, so cozy. 571 00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:00,291 Hey, I'm glad you're all cozy and comfy, 572 00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:02,585 but you mind not talking so much during the movie? 573 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,378 Yeah, babe, this, like, a really intense part. 574 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:05,379 [man]Get the fuck up! 575 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:06,547 Sorry. 576 00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:07,507 [men continue yelling on TV] 577 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,342 Get the fuck up, boy! 578 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,135 [man]Get up, asshole! 579 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,470 Keep faking it! 580 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:13,554 [man]Get up, asshole! 581 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:15,389 Wait, one more thing. 582 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:16,933 - DD. - Yeah. 583 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,768 Can you make me your special chocolate milk? 584 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,853 I'll get your milk. I'm getting up anyway. 585 00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:23,189 DD, tell him your recipe. 586 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,024 Denise, what's the recipe? 587 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,734 I just do what's on the back of the bottle, dude. 588 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,528 Don't seem too special. 589 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:31,614 [men continue yelling on TV] 590 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,120 Dev. 591 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,331 Who the hell is this girl? 592 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:41,415 I don't know. 593 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:42,792 I just met her tonight, but I feel like 594 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,503 I've already seen her naked, even though she's fully clothed. 595 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,089 - She's a thot, right? - What's a thot? 596 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,840 A T-H-O-T. 597 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:52,260 "That ho over there." 598 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:53,761 Oh. 599 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,179 - It's an acronym. - You know what? 600 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:57,723 I'm not in love with this whole lesbian thing, 601 00:25:57,807 --> 00:26:00,977 but I at least want my child to date a girl who got some sense. 602 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,895 What happened to Michelle? 603 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:04,772 Michelle wanted them to move in together. 604 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:05,773 Denise wasn't ready. 605 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:08,234 They got into a big fight, and they broke up. 606 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:09,443 That sounds familiar. 607 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:12,154 Well, shit, I don't believe in shacking either. 608 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,531 [Sighs] 609 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,032 Mm, mm, mm. 610 00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,033 [Joyce sighs] 611 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:19,203 Does anybody know why the hell she keep calling Denise "DD"? 612 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,539 Where is the second D coming from? 613 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,748 And for the record, 614 00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:25,334 I'm about to make this grown woman some chocolate milk. 615 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,211 - Fill me up. - [laughs] 616 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,012 [humming] 617 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:43,853 [Denise] Yo, man. 618 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,271 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 619 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,564 Got to say, 620 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,190 I'm glad Michelle's coming through this year. 621 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:49,817 - We don't have to deal with Nikki. - [scoffs] 622 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,944 Although the nickname DD was starting to grow on me. 623 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:53,904 Okay, dude, don't ever call me that. 624 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:55,072 So how's everything with Michelle? 625 00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:56,532 Things good since you guys got back together? 626 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:59,118 Yeah, man, it's really good. We got a couples therapist now. 627 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,453 Learning how to communicate better. 628 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,747 - Learned about love languages. - Mm, love languages. 629 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,081 Yeah, dude, it's a thing. 630 00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:05,541 We're really on a high right now 631 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,126 'cause I killed it for her birthday. 632 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,377 What'd you do? 633 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:09,503 Well, a friend of mine's a chef, right? 634 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:11,672 So he came over and cooked a little nice, intimate meal 635 00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,633 for me and five of her closest friends. 636 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,676 Yeah, we lit candles, all that. Super fly. 637 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,678 - Mm, I see you. - You know how I do. 638 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,847 Before the night was over, I had New Edition come through 639 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:22,475 and sing her favorite song, "Can You Stand the Rain." 640 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,060 What? How'd you get New Edition? 641 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,353 Oh, I didn't get the real New Edition. 642 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:29,231 Got the New Edition cover band, New Addition, A-D-D-I-T-I-O-N. 643 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,941 - Mm, love the name. - Yeah. 644 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:33,027 The Filipino Johnny Gill was no joke. 645 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:34,904 Yeah. 646 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:35,946 [doorbell rings] 647 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:37,657 Oh, I should go. 648 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:40,743 [R&B music playing] 649 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:47,792 ♪♪ 650 00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:38,968 [clears throat] 651 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:45,182 So Dev and Denise never help with the cooking? 652 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:49,103 Unless you count Dev's macaroni taste test, 653 00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:50,730 then, no. 654 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:54,650 Well, I'd love to help. 655 00:28:58,028 --> 00:28:59,029 Oh. 656 00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:00,448 Well, uh... 657 00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:03,492 grab that platter and plate some of the cornbread for me. 658 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,747 [clears throat] 659 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,669 I like that outfit you got Denise. 660 00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:17,381 Yeah, um... 661 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:20,384 it's nice to mix it up so she's not always wearing sweatpants 662 00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:21,844 and a hat that says "Ratch." 663 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,930 [laughs, sighs] 664 00:29:25,014 --> 00:29:26,766 Yeah, well... 665 00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:28,642 [Michelle clears throat] 666 00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:31,854 I remember when she was in the eighth grade. 667 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:36,817 She wore a John Starks Knicks jersey to school the whole year. 668 00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:40,237 Then she spilled gravy all over it, and she still wore it for another month. 669 00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:41,989 [laughs] 670 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,241 I had to sneak up in her room and take it 671 00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,993 to give it to the Goodwill. 672 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:47,161 That's good to know. 673 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,789 I might just have to spill some gravy on that "Ratch" hat. 674 00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:50,998 [both laughing] 675 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,375 I know that's right. 676 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,544 - [Catherine laughing] - What y'all in here laughing about? 677 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,087 Don't you worry about it. 678 00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:58,672 I'm just gonna take this out. 679 00:29:58,756 --> 00:29:59,590 [Catherine] Thank you. 680 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:04,595 I think this is gonna be a lovely Thanksgiving, Denise. 681 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,430 Yeah, I think so. 682 00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:08,891 And, uh, I like Michelle. 683 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,937 I like her, too. 684 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,607 [Sighs] 685 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,363 I'm happy for you. 686 00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:26,242 Guys, I just got a text from Nikki. 687 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:29,203 Um, she's kicking it with that bulldog that skateboards through people's legs. 688 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:32,081 They're close by, wondering if they can roll through. 689 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:35,084 DD, you want to get the chocolate milk ready? 690 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,710 - [Dev laughs] - [Denise] Okay. 691 00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:39,338 So I'm just never gonna live that down, huh? 692 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:40,589 Hey, I was nice to her. 693 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:41,924 I made her chocolate milk. 694 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,384 Yeah, but you ain't do the right recipe, though. 695 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:44,844 You messed up the ratio. 696 00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:46,637 You put too much of the powder in there. 697 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,721 [laughter] 698 00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:50,683 [Michelle] So, Dev, do you come over 699 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:51,600 for every Thanksgiving? 700 00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,561 Oh, yeah. He's here every year. 701 00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:55,104 Since he was a little boy. 702 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,399 The two of them playing upstairs with toys. 703 00:30:58,482 --> 00:30:59,733 Then when they was teenagers, 704 00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:01,694 smoking weed and playing 'intendo. 705 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:03,821 - What are you talking about? - Oh, please. 706 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,991 I found one of your sad little blunts in the trash. 707 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:08,784 It was depressing. 708 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,077 I smoked it, though. 709 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,412 [laughter] 710 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:12,663 [Dev] Wait, so you guys knew? 711 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,248 [Catherine] Coming down to dinner all bug-eyed 712 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:16,375 and smelling like lemon air freshener. 713 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,168 Thinking y'all was slick. Please. 714 00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:19,211 [laughter] 715 00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:21,505 [Ernestine] What are y'all laughing about? 716 00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:22,840 [Joyce] Go ahead. 717 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,925 [Dev] So, Grandma, when we were teenagers, 718 00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:26,719 we used to go upstairs and smoke weed, 719 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,554 and we didn't think they knew, but they did! 720 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:30,806 [Ernestine] Oh, yeah, I remember that. [laughs] 721 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:32,766 The whole house smelled like reefer. 722 00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:36,061 [laughter] 723 00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:38,314 [Catherine] Can we say grace? 724 00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:41,692 [Catherine sighs] 725 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:44,653 [soul music playing] 726 00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:51,702 ♪♪